The devil went down to Georgia, but was met by Fani Willis. You know the song, so sing along...
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Lyrics:
The Donald called down to Georgia,
He was lookin’ for some votes to steal
He was in a bind ‘cause he was way behind
And he was tryin’ to make a deal
He said “Listen Raffensperger,
I just need twelve thousand votes”
But the lawyers said, “Y’all, we’re recording this call
And we’re takin’ all kinds of notes!”
I guess he didn’t know it, but down Fulton county way
They got a badass woman who acts as their DA
Now she knows Donald’s strategy: his delays and how he cheats
She’ll take her time before she drops a dime
‘Cause she’s got all those receipts
She said “My name’s Fani, and I don’t like to swear,
But you f*cked around, so now find out
You so-called millionaire.”
Fani, line your jury up, get ready to indict
Cause Donald’s on Truth Social with some violence to incite.
And if you win, he’ll go to jail for years with no parole,
But if you lose, we’re stuck with this a**hole.
Donald opened up his case and he said “Let’s start this jam”
And fire flew from his fingertips as he brought out Lindsey Graham
With Guiliani backing up and slapping the tambourine
He topped it off with go-go dancing Marjorie Taylor Green
[dance break]
When the Donald finished, Fani said, “well, you’re pretty good ol’ son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it’s done”
[chorus]
RICO in the courtroom, go boys go
Listen to the phone call audio
Meadows testifying, losin’ his grip
All the other witnesses start to flip
[dance break]
The Donald bowed his golden head, he knew that he’d been beat
And he cried and lay down begging on the ground at Fani's feet
Fani said, “Donald, just come on back if you ever wanna scratch that itch
I done told you once, you racist punk, I’m 100 percent that b*tch!”
[chorus]
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Credits:
Parody of "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band
Music from • The Devil Went Down to...
Go go dancers from • Sixties Go Go Dancers ...