Lmao 🤣 he talks without his lips ever touching 😩💀🤣

He genuinly reminded me of Michael the goth kid, as least in voice.

Nah he's a dragon ball z character. He said hahaha I'm broly at 22 minutes lol

@@adriannamatos865 holy shit i can't unsee it

Omgish 😂😂😂😂 so true

HA! Exactly what i thought! 😂

I was just about to say that

Napoleon dynamite didn’t belong on the registry

Ha! I told my GF the same damn thing 30 seconds in.

Lmfao that was my legitimate thought when watching this 😂 “Girls only want boyfriends with great skill”💀

No same!! I thought it was ironic and hilarious😭😭

I really thought that was a bit, it was genuinely funny 😭💀

😂 lmaoo accurate

He Acts Like He Was Frozen For 20 Years

Cryo induced brain damage.

Laughed too hard at this. Are there even Emos still around ? I know that Goths will always be around cause they been here since even the 70's

⁠@@Deadsea_1993yeah, but most of them don’t act like this 😭😭

It's actually pretty pathetic and cringy

And getting whooped by your dad when you are a 35 year old man is even worse LOLLL!!

I can't believe it when I have to get up in my goth bed clothes lol for work, get out the door by 7am, change in my dress code uniform, work all day at a place I f-ing dislike to pay for my living, come home changed back into my goth fashion kinda clothes as basic as they may seem some nights, relax with my movies while butthole goths who never grew up who are my age are still screaming at their parents about how they aren't understood at all and how they are depwessed a lot. Makes me angry some days. I knew a girl two years ago whom I used to live with who was like that. She was probably one of the most pathetic people I've ever had to deal with as I've known her literally since high school. I haven't gotten called a poser ever but they say if you have a job then you are a "poser" or something. No idea what that even means lmao bunch of unemployed goth freakshows making a fuss about adults like me 😄 I know an entire community of people my age online and offline who are like myself, ain't none of them are basement dwellers 😂 and some of them are even parents themselves.

Did he really scream “IM BROLY!” When he’s dad smacked him on the head???

@@XMorbidChaosXWHAT BRO LMAO Edit: I SAW IT LOL BRO SCREAMED IT TWO TIMES

He somehow physically looks emotionally exhausting...

i’ve never felt sick to my stomach just from someone’s voice before this is insane i’m at work feeling sick af might have to leave early

He sucks on his teeth like he's taking breaths mid sentence, it's so fucking gross 😭😭

Lmao his lips never touch 🤣 He’s all teefies LMAO

@@adriannamatos865the teefers ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Teens that are minors are children, 100%

He looks like a mixture of Dahvie Vanity and Destry Smith- both of whom have done shit to underage girls physically and over social media

⁠@@ashh1371Honestly anyone in high school is a child in my book. At least when it comes to dating as an adult.

He is dripping in undiagnosed autism

Huge red flag there!!!!

He even sounds like them, uncanny

The one that always throws his hair😂😂😂😂Im wheezing!!!!😂🤣😂🤣

Also i like how he keeps his mouth open like raxx

Fr, my fellow Darren

@@darrenwilliams845 fellow Darren!!! Gang fr

He looks like a dollar tree pete wentz or a donkey with a bad hair cut 😂😂😭

Congrats on ur 19th birthday

😂😂😂

The teeth and speaking voice are like exactly like butthead I swear it's a parody.

he looks more like Butthead tbh

I'm dead omggg

Season 100

I was going to say- you have to be a grown up to be a pedo 🤔

"I'm not into kids" **pause** "ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵉᵃʰ ᴵ ʰᵃᵈ ᵗᵒ ˢᵃʸ ᵗʰᵃᵗ"

Very much so. It’s very sad

Ive known guys like this. People laugh and talk shit, but I always just feel bad for them. This dude is obviously awkward in a way that's probably not truly his fault, and that leads to them being less socialized I think. I try to be polite with everybody and that tends to attract strange characters, because everybody else shuns them and I think they feel better when somebody isn't giving them the silent treatment or being rude, so they stick around me. And I get it, they can be hella annoying, but I dont think theyre even aware of how they appear.

@@tiredextremelyYou are aware this guy’s a pedo, right? Feel bad for emo kids, but not creeps like this.

Being emo is not the problem here. It’s pretty obvious what the issue is here.

Next, on Arrested Development, Tobias is removed from the Blue Man Group, and this code goes the prison

Same excuse as Cyraxx.

@@onigames7309 Your turn cutie

What’s so hard to get lul

my ex cheated on me with a minor, and his excuse was that they dated when they were both underage, despite there being a 4yr gap. so her being 13 when he was 17 doesn't make it ANY less gross as a 16 & 20yo

@@sugarsedative That must be so hard to live with. Knowing your partner cheated on you with a minor 😭😭 You deserve better.

😂😂😂😂

I feel like his spit is somehow getting in my mouth through the screen

you know what, YESSSS, and I'm glad recently people are saying things about pple who breath by their mouth and it sounds cliche but a few years ago i didn't find comments or pple saying in videos about the way x person breathed hahahah i swear

​@@Wandering-Rover-Productions I was thinking the same thing!!!😅😅

@@saramilena. what? mouthbreather was like the most common insult in the 90's

😂💀

I couldn't figure out what it was dude you made my week with this 😉👌

The way he speaks is on point too

Butthead really fell into some deep shit dude.

its the videos man. YT has them now. And You can sit there for hours and not retain anything. I stay away from them. It does make you far more dumb too.

@@nwerd7584 yeah, i would prefer my YT homepage having none of these shitty shorts I usually block channels with enticing titles

​@nwerd7584 its like a 5 second dopamine hit. crazy how much that can rot your brain

@@nwerd7584 lmfao no it doesn't boomer

​@nwerd7584 Are you referring to youtube shorts? Easy. Don't watch them, or rather if you use yt Revanced you can hide shorts altogether. 👍

This is the worst case of technically correct Ive ever fucking seen. "Im not a pedophile im a Hebephile" Is Technically correct but the fact hes making this distinction is so so much fucking worse some how.

@@fishbord ikr. Most people never distinguish between the 2 cuz trying to explain it makes you sound like a pedo

​@@fishbordAy, it's all the same to the dad that comes to claim your teeth for being a creep. That's all I'm saying

​@@fishbordit's not even "technically" correct, at least in the legal sense of the word.

I mean kids aren't teenagers. 12 and under are kids. 13-18 or even 19 are teenagers. 20+ is adult. not difficult to figure out unless you just didn't go to school.

Ooof !

Yikess😂

Hands down funniest comment 😂😂😂😂

Great band! Damn shame one freak wrecked everyone else’s career not to mention the horrific shit he did!

Petty😂😂😂😂

This comment in criminally underrated

😂 nailed it

Another former emo here. Those bands are literal heros and idols to those often depressed and mentally ill teenagers so that's not at all surprising to me

That's probably because the whole Emo culture itself attracts a lot of minors

I think a lot of emo bands would get fucked up beyond belief and their manager would put underage kids on their tour busses. I have a lot of different beliefs about that whole thing.

Huge problem yes.

Not an emo, but the way I see it none of this creeper crap is new. They’ve always been among us in large numbers. It’s just the internet is revealing for the first time just how large those numbers are.

Society pushed this for the past few decades and people warned them this was gonna happen.

this whole "Don’t listen to what anyone else says!" shtick always was and always will be an excuse to be a bad person and to not better yourself in my eyes. I always hear it from people who really, REALLY should change something about themselves. I never hear it from people who are happy and have a healthy social life.

​@@TheSutanianyup

​@@spaceowl9246 It's only fair to people who are already good to say that. Only because even if their prospective is wrong. They won't end up in a ditch somewhere because of it

Thats what liberals say all the time.

😂😂

*the way this made me screeaam! 🤣*

@@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY What way was that?

niought 💀

Lmaoshiasalotf

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yup. People should mind their own fucking business.

@@Thatstonedbunny24 what no bro what why so if I saw a man /woman kidnapping a little boy / girl I’m just supposed to mind my business 😭

@@Cherrypop2012 yup. Mind your own business. You'll definitely live longer.

LMAOOOO

i see you on almost every lolcow related video i watch, keep up the grind vro

He's the "we have Dahvie Vanity at home".... Soooo let's not go home.... Let's go to Disneyland.

aint that the one guy that said im that n**** in a metaalcore emo music video?

oh wait nvm wtf am i talkin bout

Yup. Then he replied that he’s not taking them cuz it kills his sex drive. Antidepressants will do that.

​@@NicoliRavioli117 And that sex-drive, especially because he's a single manchild suffering from Peter Pan syndrome, will only drive him insanely desperate that he seeks out teenagers for sex

@@NicoliRavioli117 It's funny how he feels like he needs his sex-drive when he clearly hasn't gotten laid in years doing what he mistakenly thinks will work. Bruh actually thinks he can get laid being a 35 year old manchild.

I dont think that man has to worry about that issue​@@NicoliRavioli117

​@@NicoliRavioli117from personal experience it definitely does! That's exactly why i got off meds completely

Lmfao

😂😂

Emonision

Its probably him lmfao

​@@Mr.PDF_Filesounds like a Pokémon

He’s like the combination of Chris Chan and onision

Lol I think he made that up or exaggerated a bit about something similar. I mean its good advice to give anyone tho, as in hey anybody and everyone, don't associate with this guy.

bro said this on one of the biggest social media platforms in existence

Yeah social media has done way more harm than good. I honestly can’t think of a single good thing.

He’s definitely overcompensating

Virtually all of these lolcows, pedos, etc. are clearly quite special needs, including this guy. While many of them are capable of understanding right from wrong, they also seemingly aren't capable of making the right decisions and I just always wonder where their guardians, caretakers, or support system is. These videos are fun to watch but it's a bit concerning how much the youtubers and comments don't realize these people are special needs.

No justifying anything he’s done, but I’m quite sure he has some kind of intellectual disability making him mentally 13 but with a body of a 35 year old.

Can't find scene girls because they grew up to be scene women and scene moms. 😂

im 32, no kids no family, just me and my steam games uwu

39 no family. Divorced. Live alone. Having the best time of my life.

They grow up so fast... oh wait

This is what happens when you peaked in school

2007 lol

No way all these old people are still stuck in the 50s.

I miss 2009

Dude I was ROLLING that sh!t was HILARIOUS 🤣💀

🏆😆🏆

His dad smacked him ?! , I wanna see that lmfaooo

LMAO

not really. abusive as shit if anything. i can see why he is the way he is.

I was thinking the same

@@heffywheeler5774 I have autism and growing up the way I did, I completely agree. This dude is way out there and needs help.

As someone on the spectrum with Asperger's, we don't claim him.

@@ThaTattedBrat. I mean I’m autistic so 💁🏼‍♀️

Seeing his dad smack him around made me sad. Sure, ppl would like to see that because they think he's a "pedo" but when i saw that, i just saw a mentally disturbed person get smacked around. Who knows how this guy has been getting beat up by his dad. Probably why he became "emo".

That's a HUGE sign of abuse. Every time he gets struck he says "Hahaha I'm broly! Which is indicative of schizo

​@@MrWorstNewscan you explain that a little more clearly? What you said is rather confusing.

@@missylou725 reread the original comment and THEN read my comment.

He seems to have some developmental issues though. People like him need help. Ffs it sounds like Im sticking up for a 35 year old emo tiktoker. I’m not. I just think there’s more to this story than the lol farmers are admitting to

It's like, yeah technically I guess 15 year olds aren't kids but it's still weird and illegal! Asking for nudes from a 15 year old is weird!

I honestly think this dude may have some sort of developmental disability or something (not an excuse or justification, its still fuckin terrible, I just think that may be WHY he acts like he does)

​@@FrenkTheJoyasking for nudes is just asking for trouble in general Are couples who ask for nudes ever kept intact?

​@@FrenkTheJoy until 18, they're not adults, so yep, kids

I’m pretty sure he worked As a stocker at a grocery store 😭😭

Not with those chompers sticking out the front of his face 🦷🦷🦷

Definitely a TA bathroom attendant

Easy little man peach, you ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

He definitely has a mangina

He must have inherited Dahvie’s pedo genes. 🧬👶🏼 And he really does look like their lovechild lmao

White bowsers a predator along with Jupiter the hybrid, Brandon Brutal, Daniel Larson, Cyrax etc.

I was hollering laughing when he said that! Who on earth refers to their teeth as dirty? Although I suppose a lot of bugs get stuck to them when he's skating around looking for definitely 18+ emo girls

I've never laughed harder either...

Even 19 is still a child to me.

Unfortunately, the law doesn't prosecute catfishing if the fake minor initiates the conversation. It's stupid, but it's why a lot of these people go free.

@@AwkwardBlackGal613 that’s a you problem

18 is a child to pretty much everyone who's over 18 lol

​@@CorpusCacuslegalizing catfishing is just asking to open a pandora box Putting aside catching predator, you can just attach EVERYTHING as predation

No excuses

This is Onlyusemeblade-levels of depressing

as a guy who had to live with his parents for a long time people like him pain me since that's what people sometimes thought of me even though i worked a full time job, kicked in for bills, helped my parents a ton, and only lived with them in part to help them and in part because housing costs where i live are just stupid high (in my 20s wages went up less then 50% for my career while housing prices tripled)

@@arthas640 hey least you're actually helping out. that's something many don't do in your situation. no one can look down on anyone living at home with the current price of everything much less renting/mortgages

That’s all of tick toc

@@OrieCipollaro depressingly true. I dont know what it is about Tik Tok but they attract a ton of smooth brained people, I see Tik Tok clips on KZfaq sometimes and occasonially I'll look up the creator and it's crazy how often I'll think "what is this person like a teenager?" only to find out they're like 30. Even the ones who look their age still often sound like they have the brain of someone still in school. There's a shocking number of people who are either only working part time dead end jobs or no jobs so they can be full time influencers even though on Tik Tok you basically have to be part of the top 0.01% of creators to make enough to live off of so for 99.99% of them they're effectively unemployed idiots on their phone 12 hours a day.

He's not hugging anyone's face anytime soon lol

Don't ruin xenomorphs man.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

​@@jeffkohler21emo squidbilly

XDDD

mf still acting like it's mid 2006 & like myspace is flooded with rawr xd girls (it even felt cringe writting this lol)

I STILL EXIST, WE EXIST!!! n.n

I think they exist on tik Tok

We still exist just a lot less now :

They still exist all right 😭 I’m friends w/ a lot of emos and scenes

Walked away thinking he beat the allegations lol

Deadass

The teeth. The fucking teeth. That's why

I didn't see this comment and wrote the same thing 😅😅

Corny

@@wheredahoes187 lowkey 😭😭😭

Yea I have romance with chemicals too

Dawg you're 35 and a my chemical romance fan, dude never found out about glass jaw or anything good from that era

​@@SL-ld9tnlet people enjoy whatever music they want. Jeez

2003, 2003, 2003

He talks like someone who was hit in the head and just came out of a coma

Little Nicky moment

@@annieapple8974I thought the same!! Good ol shovel face

He also somehow looks like the shovel at the same time

kids aren't really the cleanest things

Dont roast them like that 😂

Don’t you dare lol don’t you dare include Freddie in anything to do with this freak

The word kid is very philosophical at these ages according to some people. That's why the word minor exists. Not very sentimental. Very legal

As someone who just turned 17, yeah we are still kids.

@@valkerie280918 in a month and it’s no easier 😭🙏

I disagree. You're a teen and not a kid. I expect teens to know better and have better judgement than kids. Why you can get employment and a driver's license. Either way, sexual things with any of them are horribly wrong. I'm in my 30s and really wouldn't even date under the 30 age. Creepy.

Some are not.

Yeah I thought this was the leafy dude who ran a troll account?? Apparently I was wrong

@@nixemory9903 lmao social repose is a legend

Same 😂😂😂

“He doth protest too much”

Damn Kitties 😺

Hysterical 😂

I'm decomposed 💀

@@epikmadman5518 lmfao

He wasn't a teenager in 2009, math ain't mathing

As a fellow male of the human race that also enjoys food and just happens to be alternative, I agree with this message

As another male organism of the homosapien race that enjoys nutritional sustenance I, too, strongly agree with your announcement.

Kinda like I don't claim any of you hahah

​@@cringelord6068name checks out.

@@Paul512 Looks like someone is often left to starve in the streets

Facts 💯

@@NickNobodyy talking to minors is kinda bad ngl

@@Rjfromoverthehedge ^^^ Deep fake, Reported, Blocked, Aborted, Short, Have a nice day sweetie ;)

and grass is green

Like a disease it spreads

DANM💀

True though. Many antidepressants mess with the libido

LOL I CACKLED

P*rn addiction actually does that too. Erectile dysfunction is a common symptom. Bro is chronically online 💀

Which is gross but even worse cause we know he's not getting any from another person. 🤢

for a guy who uses tik tok he seems to be literally frozen in 2008

Like a 13-year old discovering porn😂

Like a 13 year old discovering p*rn😂

its nice being able to see these early and great vid

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!

Straight went Walter White on him.

I know! It's AWSOME!!!

His dad gave 0 fucks hahaha

You forgot the screamo into his empty monster can. 😂😂😂😂😂

@@GLoK-OG 🤣🤣

His dad slapped the sense outta him a long time ago.😂😂😂

as a person w/o teeth... we don't want him either homie!

Hell, just being a person....we don't claim him either.

😂😂😂 exactly what I just yelled to myself out loud 😂

Indeed, as long as you are below the age of 18 watermelons, you are a minority-a chilli. (Wow what a surprise)

As a 17 year old I can confirm that we are kids. If you are underage than you are a kid- this guy is a creep and looks like it too

Nope. Children don't look llike fully developed adults.

As a 29 year old an 18 year old is a kid to me, they may be considered an adult by the laws standards but they are not an adult to me

​@@shawnbass-ig2bvimagine when you were 18 and somone told you ,you were a kid you'd make multiple points how that isn't true lol

Broly: “…Broly is a demon..that fool is a monster.”