Nah

Can the stapler literally insta-kill you though?

@@DaSheepKiller with how much damage that mofo does it might as well

Well, i think it is stationary version of chain chomp as chain chomp and stapler have the same colour, lol

@@DaSheepKiller Not insta. But if it has a fresh batch of golden clips and it manages to get you stuck with no guard, you're done for.

not just a dog but an actual stapler

Very true 420th like B)

Yeah, it does a surprisingly good job of making this battle feel like it's the last thing you need to brave before finally taking on Olly.

So, just like Mega Man X then?

@@VideoGameVlad84 With Sigma's dog? Pretty much.

you already fought a "cut boss" at the end of green streamer

@@TerraKnight27 God. That was a good one.

I never noticed this my first time playing but I've been watching a Let's Play of it and the stapler is foreshadowed at the very beginning :P In Peach's Castle you see its shadow stapling some of the kidnapped toads and stuff

@@TerraKnight27 hehe

He's at the very beginning of the game lol

M A R I O

@@MousMoaiit’s a me, Mario!

(Proceeds to feed it an Italian plumber and a magical 3D being, A.K.A her own sis)

Sic them

hard for it to eat with a broken jaw@@jellynightthenight8796

I know! Where's PETA when you need them!?

@@coreyhorlacher3460 probably dispatching other dogs themselves.

I love that finisher so much

He dislocated the dog’s jaw. Even though it was a bad dog it didn’t deserve that 😢

I was actually surprised how he did it

Yeesh, that must've been painful.

D: oh god... hope it didn't do any lasting injuries...

Oh god, I really hope that doesn’t happen to you ever again. But thanks for bringing it up.

The gold ones would probably kill a human instantly

Yikes

X3

What da dog doin

Da turtle Da overweight salamence Da moltres Da beartic

@@notbonald Do you mean Da Torterra Da Overweight Salamence Da Moltres Da Beartic

You smashin up ma ride wise guy? Well how about I become the ride! *Wheels across the stage*

Let's just say, in the rematch, if it uses its ultimate attack on you with Gold Staplers good luck staying alive. You'll be cutting it close. Yes I know cutting is Scissors's thing but I can't think of an appropriate term to use in the Stapler's case.

@@gravity8120 I got a better one, don't let the Staples clip you in the ground.

I was at half health, saw the gold, and decided to heal. I survived by 6 HP. Close calls indeed.

If you do not know, then do not assume. Because it was definitely not death.

I had a 1UP mushroom in this fight that got used up, and I ended up with 2 HP before I finally finished the Stapler off.

Wow I never really noticed that. They really went all out on this soundtrack

Are they woofs? Kinda just sounds like a dude electronically saying "ow"

Ribbon listen closely to 0:42 to 0:47 it sounds like a dog barking. Obviously it doesn’t sound exactly like a dog but it seems like thats what it’s trying to convey.

Sometimes a weird whistle appears in the background. Maybe it represents how we usually call a dog with whistling?

@@ribbon8546 it's a "wan wan", japanese onomatopoeia for barking

same, i thought it was only for the first scene in the dungeon then forgotten lol

Me too

Same here lmao I let out a cry of “OH WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT YOU” when it came bursting through the doors of Olly’s castle

Rachel Franqui I must be stupid. What was the foreshadowing?

@@scouter8207 right at the start of the game you see the Stapler turning Bowser's minions into folded soldiers but only see the shadows. The Origami Craftsman has real tools of all of the Legion of Stationary on his desk (which you see before Tape, Scissors and Stapler)

I don’t think that’s something you would NOT imagine. The theme is THAT good!

Soon, you will join the princess shaped into a perfect form Soon, all the world will bow Be bound by steel to a new norm Soon, fanged shackles lock your kingdoms in my folded war Soon, those who dared defile my soul Shall be no more!

wooooooof woofofofofofooooooo

I wish we could’ve worked with the Koopalings during this; Ludwig is my favourite.

Koopalings would have been cool to have

@@lordroy88 Color Splash bro

Legend of Selda

Yeah I kinda get how it shows off the personalities of most, but I don’t get how it does it for Stapler or Pensils

It's all fun and games until Yoshi shows up with Poochy

Then Broque Monsieur shows up with Broggy.

Then random people from NES golf appears.

Then Luigi shows up with Polterpup

And madam broode shows up with her chomp

Personally, my favorite song is tied between Disco Devil and Shifty Sticker, and this is my second favorite,

Honestly I think it's demonstrated at 0:46

@@Its_Thecoolking. That's the build up to it I'd say.

I see another Cuphead enjoyer here, but I wonder what it has to do with this boss?

@@cappilau7448 Did you ever figure it out?

It's pretty good man.

Fun fact: If that happens, you are pretty much dead even from full HP

Look, man, have YOU ever tried using a stapler with no staples? It's hard! He's trying his best... (this is a joke obviously, would like to clarify that)

you forgot the third thought, "WHY CAN'T I MOVE??"

@@superkirbyxcool7217 lol i see

Tbf it's just pressing Mario, a piece of paper, between two flat surfaces. That wouldn't do much damage.

Well if you think of the staples as its teeth (which makes the red ones scarier) then it's like a toothless dog clamping down on you... very sad to think of, but it wouldn't do anything to you other than *nom*

And if you only hammer the stapler and it does bite barrage, it also uses staple gun. Ez win for doggo

Anticlimatic? Oh buddy, you froze the guy immeaditly before had to face 3+ one hit ko attacks huh?

Not if you break the Scissors cover immediately lol

Despite how comparatively easy Scissors’ fight was, you can’t lie, the theme for it goes hard

I broke the cover on my first fight. That was the opposite of anticlimactic, It was terrifying, one wrong move and you’re dead.

On par with Toby Fox.

Clearly you've never heard of metal gear rising

Very true, nothing else even comes close.

Chain Chomp Wheel from MKWii is close

On par with eternatus vs zacian and zamazenta

I agree! This song is very underrated.

The dual bladed duelist: hold my blades

*disco devil would like a word*

Shifty sticker arrives

Fanged Fastener > Shifty Sticker > Disco Devil > Dual-Bladed Duelist >> Missile Maestro >> Elastic Entertainer I think, but the top four are pretty close

yeah same here, still the hardest boss in the game in my opinion without any challenges, but scissors when you break the seal is the hardest of them all, tho it's really easy when you do the boss the proper way.

@@Christmas-Jacket I found scissors easy even when I broke the cover. Maybe it’s cuz I’m a M&L fan or something idk

@@Christmas-Jacket really? I broke the cover on my first turn and still won. It wasn’t that hard, at least to me.

@@MintE2805 did you like play a lot of m&l before or something or are you just good

@@Christmas-Jacket probably just beginners luck

Sonoran Dragonbow I’m gonna miss these comments if this playlist gets copyrighted struck.

SADDIC

Add slavery to the crimes list

“Snap-Jaw” for the name for an attack it’s got a nice ring to it

@@IbexGundyr also a great name for a lizard boss

theres a trick when its on red staplers. Instead of stapling you twice, it waits a bit inbetween which got me several times on my replay through

right back at ya buddy

Makes sense since like Roy this is the penultimate fight of the game. Despite not having as much intelligence as the other Legions of Stationary and mostly being a feral animal the Stapler can be debated as the secondary antagonist of the game as due to his actions of stapling people under Olly's command resulting in the creation of his troops the Folded Soldiers and it is implied that with Stapler's defeat that the surviving Folded Soldiers lost their folded appearance like Bowser and returned to normal. When you think about it the main villain of this game is like Dimentio in abilities and goals mixed with Bleck's tragic undertones. The only real difference is the Origami King as the main villain is established early on where as with Super while there are hints Dimentio is the main antagonist they don't outright say he is until the very end.

@@warioland523 too long, didn't read.

Notlegitgamer GD bobby I thought you were dead...

@@kyanpepperz53this is an alternative dimension

ikr, good thing the stapler is just about a 1 shot after

@Fernando the Boomer Knarmd death or you might left a tiny bit of hp.

Had to do it man sorry

And then they proceed to go even harder at 0:58

Gaze into darkness The fangs of submission This hubris of paper Leads only to perdition

@@treegirl5105 Can it, ya twerp! Unfold me, you jerk! Even I, a pro villain Wouldn't do this kind of work!

You cut up my kid! Even I’m not that mean But the plumber will squash you you purple drama queen

Probably this part 0:55

@Otneimica I thought that Olly gave the LOS sentience.

@Otneimica It's never stated, but that's what I interpreted from the picture in the credits where the LOS are shown on a table.

Way to exiting not really fitting for this game’s final boss but fitting for Stapler

I mean it's right before the final boss.

It's works really well as a penultimate boss. Besides, Olly's theme masterfully goes for a more emotional type of symphonic metal.

Scissors is more of a psychopathic freak

It does!

hole punch is the best in my opinion

@@mariokirby1703 I personally found Hole Punch really tedious, and he's definitely my least-favourite. My favourite was probably Tape.

@@SophisticatedGoat222 tape was reeeeaaaally easy tho

Stapler wasn’t even guarding a streamer.

@@mariobroultimate1808 Well... He was guarding the Throne Room. And he was the one who created King Olly's Origami Army in the beginning remember?

that's gonna be so brutal and one of the most and worst team of boss ever. mario's gonna die in that. but yeah, that will be lit. dodging both of their mouths at the same time fighting for your life and saving the world from being turned into an origami.

Me who is a (non-)genius at animations 👌(ok hand sign)

@@LynnLaylaWell, in the case of the chain chomp, you'd be shredded, not folded

What's your first?

j0sh disco devil hole puncher

@Magolor UTTP you are everywhere that i go

@Magolor UTTP and kirby videos sometimes

@Magolor UTTP you appeared on Juno songs under my control & CROWNED video right?

he don't bite!

@@F1areon YES HE DO

yeah the battle arena is really similar and both are second to last bosses

@@IndustrialParrot2816 the arena also reminds me of Dark Fawful Btw,here's my Top 5 Mario Second-To-Last boss themes: 5)ROYal Rumble 4)Dark Fawful 3)Grodus Battle 2)Final Antasma Battle 1)This one(Best Song in Origami King)

Atleast it's not triple-headed.

Imagine staping your finger. (Don't ask me about how dumb I was. But a few years back, I somehow stapled my tounge