The Fate of the Furious - Movie Review

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Chris Stuckmann

Chris Stuckmann

7 жыл бұрын

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Chris Stuckmann reviews The Fate of the Furious, starring Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, Helen Mirren, Nathalie Emmanuel, Elsa Pataky, Scott Eastwood. Directed by F. Gary Gray.

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@VD-12345
@VD-12345 7 жыл бұрын
I guess Chris slept on the sofa that night
@davidencoification
@davidencoification 7 жыл бұрын
and you got kicked out of Egypt
@nickt0895
@nickt0895 5 жыл бұрын
And she slept on the floor.
@AreaNeofob
@AreaNeofob 7 жыл бұрын
Are you glad or sad that the movie isn't called "The F8 of the Furious"?
@zelyt
@zelyt 7 жыл бұрын
Jonas Ahrentorp oh jesus
@ElEternoPoetaLuis
@ElEternoPoetaLuis 7 жыл бұрын
Jason Statham stole the show.
@mattmurdock0016
@mattmurdock0016 7 жыл бұрын
ElEternoPoetaLuis only reason to watch the film and the only reason i went.I didnt like it and i dont like when movies are ober the top.I mean i dont mind sci fi/robots.
@yourmama3515
@yourmama3515 5 жыл бұрын
This show stole your money. It accomplished getting your money
@Granturion
@Granturion 7 жыл бұрын
Thats your WIFES CAR? Pretty badass wife with a wonderful taste in cars :)
@coryr9938
@coryr9938 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, V6 boats lol.
@Mikol_Billy
@Mikol_Billy 7 жыл бұрын
Cory R yeah I was pretty bummed when he pulled back in and didn't have a R/T badge lol
@rkvang479
@rkvang479 7 жыл бұрын
i was bummed when the car turned on and u didnt hear blerp blerp blerp
@uc79newtype
@uc79newtype 7 жыл бұрын
wonderful taste? Anyone can easily get that car lmao the fuck? It would make more sense if he pulled out in a toyota supra or an old shelby mustang. rather than that basic ass challenger lmao
@Granturion
@Granturion 7 жыл бұрын
uc79newtype Get your head out of your ass :)
@JoseHernandez-hb8vf
@JoseHernandez-hb8vf 7 жыл бұрын
Next Movie: Rise of the Planet of the Furious Warfare
@ty_teynium
@ty_teynium 7 жыл бұрын
Jose Hernandez Andromeda
@TonyQuinn
@TonyQuinn 7 жыл бұрын
Dawn of The Desolation of The Galaxy
@jordyh.5243
@jordyh.5243 7 жыл бұрын
Jose Hernandez Advanced Warfare
@Chromefall
@Chromefall 7 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why people turn everything Chris says into a meme.
@JohnWick-ky9pt
@JohnWick-ky9pt 7 жыл бұрын
He's meme material
@Chromefall
@Chromefall 7 жыл бұрын
John Wick I like the humor in his reviews, but not to the point where I would turn it into a meme.
@JohnWick-ky9pt
@JohnWick-ky9pt 7 жыл бұрын
HellHawX Omega because you're a normie
@bigbruno2232
@bigbruno2232 7 жыл бұрын
Because their idiots.
@keepyoureyespeeled
@keepyoureyespeeled 7 жыл бұрын
People will turn ANYTHING into a meme. Besides, he says a lot of meme-worthy things.
@justin188541
@justin188541 7 жыл бұрын
You should have looked your wife in the eye and said: "We're family."
@eswa8049
@eswa8049 5 жыл бұрын
Family just got bigger
@Mr.Homebody_18
@Mr.Homebody_18 3 жыл бұрын
@@eswa8049 fast 5
@badgrammar5666
@badgrammar5666 7 жыл бұрын
Me:Was like shit he got a sweet ca... Chris:I stole my wife's car Me: ohh
@GoldenRetrieverEnergy
@GoldenRetrieverEnergy 7 жыл бұрын
This video seriously makes me wonder what he drives.
@blumusdu
@blumusdu 7 жыл бұрын
This video makes me think he drives a minivan
@badgrammar5666
@badgrammar5666 7 жыл бұрын
Does he have a car🤔
@hipster_tacos
@hipster_tacos 7 жыл бұрын
I was like OH SHIT. I LOVE CHALLENG- wait its your wife's car?
@anthonyw6895
@anthonyw6895 7 жыл бұрын
Kuelios lol ikr
@h.u.n.k493
@h.u.n.k493 7 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how creative and well filmed, this review is?!
@elitheOG
@elitheOG 7 жыл бұрын
well filmed "Family"...
@Glitcher2000
@Glitcher2000 7 жыл бұрын
I wish he was just as creative for his "Sex Tape" review....
@almightyloaf5918
@almightyloaf5918 6 жыл бұрын
Glitcher2000 I bet at some point he's gonna say " Ready to **STUCKMANNIZED** baby"
@akshatsingh3236
@akshatsingh3236 3 жыл бұрын
No.
@dicekolev5360
@dicekolev5360 3 жыл бұрын
Actually it was really bad. Absolute gross drone shots and that awkward ending... I can really see why Chris only complaints that he can't get into filmmaking... because he just can't make a film, lol. He's great as reviewer/critic but his director skills are... missing :S Or maybe when he starts pronouncing "nuclear" correctly the things might somehoe work out, lol
@b4chch4n
@b4chch4n 7 жыл бұрын
I could tell, your wife was about to burst out laughing standing at the door with arms crossed😅
@danielbaier3717
@danielbaier3717 7 жыл бұрын
b4chch4n I know right lmao she was trying so hard not to Crack up
@N-GinAndTonicTM
@N-GinAndTonicTM 7 жыл бұрын
Big Squeeko Aw, you sound adorable. So which parents laptop are you using today?
@bigsqueeko9442
@bigsqueeko9442 7 жыл бұрын
A Trolley Nicked From Tescos loool I'm using it dead nans kindle u fuckin bitch ahaha
@bigsqueeko9442
@bigsqueeko9442 7 жыл бұрын
ur
@N-GinAndTonicTM
@N-GinAndTonicTM 7 жыл бұрын
Big Squeeko Sorry, could you repeat that again please? But this time in English.
@mhead4376
@mhead4376 7 жыл бұрын
So you basically think these films are so bad they're good?
@SamLizS
@SamLizS 7 жыл бұрын
Yup
@thenerdyboii6436
@thenerdyboii6436 7 жыл бұрын
Sam Liz Ay! We got Mrs.Stuckmann over here!
@yourmom-yv2xk
@yourmom-yv2xk 7 жыл бұрын
No. They are mindless fun. That's it.
@HumansFreshlyBorn
@HumansFreshlyBorn 7 жыл бұрын
monstersocks72 their less so bad their good and more so insane that their good
@danielsagiv9031
@danielsagiv9031 7 жыл бұрын
Dominic Miller Not every movie need to be deep and thought provoking some movies can just be silly fun illogical shit and be good....
@KinGAdil019
@KinGAdil019 7 жыл бұрын
Your wife tried hard not to laugh lmaoo. Great review!
@raymondsolisjr.1262
@raymondsolisjr.1262 6 жыл бұрын
KinGAdil019 you saw that too
@hectortarraza1723
@hectortarraza1723 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@elitheOG
@elitheOG 7 жыл бұрын
Family.....
@mclovin7326
@mclovin7326 7 жыл бұрын
Sir Please. That's a word I haven't heard in a while
@TheMutedMic
@TheMutedMic 7 жыл бұрын
why is nobody talking about how awesome this review is?
@Johnny_mak
@Johnny_mak 7 жыл бұрын
Kieran how did he get the overhead shots? drone? coolest review so far
@Rachel-96
@Rachel-96 7 жыл бұрын
Kieran Also the cinema photography 😱🤤🎥
@evernolasco19
@evernolasco19 7 жыл бұрын
you mean cinematography? Or are you joking lol
@ge2719
@ge2719 7 жыл бұрын
couldn't even get a clamp for the microphone. also does that mean the car is an automatic? and whichever friend he convinced to try film him with a drone, i hope he didn't pay them much, it's not even like he was driving fast to explain why they couldn't keep the car in frame...
@BlackbladeYT
@BlackbladeYT 7 жыл бұрын
Because they're trying to hard to be funny with "Chris grew up with" jokes.
@jackgillespie3431
@jackgillespie3431 7 жыл бұрын
Chris saying"MY FAULT!" needs to become a meme.
@WittyConclusion
@WittyConclusion 7 жыл бұрын
It can't now that you said it should
@the2penguins
@the2penguins 7 жыл бұрын
Yung Blood OHHHHHHHHHHH🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
@Winthertainment
@Winthertainment 7 жыл бұрын
The biggest question I have about this movie is why the hell they didn't grab the chance to call the movie The F8 of the Furious... I mean if they're gonna go as far as to call the second one "2 Fast 2 Furious", why not?
@MrNH9
@MrNH9 7 жыл бұрын
WintherOgames™ it's technically called F8: The Fate Of The Furious but I get what you're saying
@dclem40
@dclem40 3 жыл бұрын
They should have kept it going after "Fast five
@Nxforthewin
@Nxforthewin 7 жыл бұрын
That wave was golden Chris.
@kissmyasthma3155
@kissmyasthma3155 7 жыл бұрын
This movie should have been titled "The F8 of the Furious", get it?
@Chicken_Monk
@Chicken_Monk 7 жыл бұрын
KissMyAsthma Yeah, but them people would have been reminded of fan4stic, and we really don't want that...
@matthewlaurence3121
@matthewlaurence3121 7 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly when I anticipated the 8th installment to this overdrawn franchise. Keep in style with the other films that insert digits into the titles. More entertaining than the films themselves.
@nguyeninhquangminh5131
@nguyeninhquangminh5131 7 жыл бұрын
KissMyAsthma it is, wtf, thats the point
@TheDruidKing
@TheDruidKing 7 жыл бұрын
The F8 of the Furiosa
@sugandhakohli
@sugandhakohli 7 жыл бұрын
sahi baat hai yaar
@jackiechan5815
@jackiechan5815 7 жыл бұрын
That's a nice fucking car.
@zacbouch42
@zacbouch42 7 жыл бұрын
Me watching the movie "Vin Diesel is ruining this movie" 5 minutes later "Jason Statham is saving this movie" 4 minutes later "Vin diesel is ruining this movie"
@TheJames000000007
@TheJames000000007 7 жыл бұрын
Can't we just all appreciate how original and well made this review is? Chris I salute you !
@rai_harn98
@rai_harn98 7 жыл бұрын
I hope any other took a page out of Chris' book in the future. This review is that page.
@FireBirdFilmsAssemble
@FireBirdFilmsAssemble 7 жыл бұрын
thejames000000007 Original? Lol someone hasn't watched Feud Nation.
@asifkhan4822
@asifkhan4822 7 жыл бұрын
Great review Chris, I enjoyed the film. But I felt it was missing the feels of Part 7. There are no emotional punches to the gut like the moments from that movie. But it is a serviceable well made action movie.
@Urrzx
@Urrzx 7 жыл бұрын
thejames000000007 Original? This is a SerpentZA video if he did movie reviews.
@hollowman7168
@hollowman7168 7 жыл бұрын
a man in a car reviewing a film yes.....truly
@BrianDePalmaII
@BrianDePalmaII 7 жыл бұрын
I like what you've done with the room chris
@TheBlackLodger
@TheBlackLodger 7 жыл бұрын
Yes I also do like how he reviewed The Room.......
@brunom7334
@brunom7334 7 жыл бұрын
We need Ben Affleck(Accountant), Keanu Reeves(John Wick), Tom Cruise(Ethan Hunt) and Matt Demon(Jason Bourne) in F&F franshise
@JD-wh9pj
@JD-wh9pj 7 жыл бұрын
Bruno M im glad I'm not the only who would want to see the accountant and the boogeyman in the same movie
@FrancoisDressler
@FrancoisDressler 7 жыл бұрын
The Accountant and John Wick are both WB films so that might be a possibility.
@brunom7334
@brunom7334 7 жыл бұрын
TheVideoInvader F&F is Universal not WB
@JuanGarnicaVera
@JuanGarnicaVera 7 жыл бұрын
Those are the expendables new generation...
@FrancoisDressler
@FrancoisDressler 7 жыл бұрын
Bruno M I meant just those two.
@CDubya.82
@CDubya.82 7 жыл бұрын
Love the format and style of this review. You could almost do a whole channel in this style. Including the overhead drone shots.
@carlwilliams9642
@carlwilliams9642 7 жыл бұрын
Hell hath no fury... like a wife who's car was taken on a joyride without her permission.
@SamLizS
@SamLizS 7 жыл бұрын
Yup!
@lazorman96
@lazorman96 7 жыл бұрын
everyone in this comment section on this "i grew up with " meme , but noone pointed out his wife has a freaking awesome muscle car !
@chrismhp
@chrismhp 7 жыл бұрын
But...Chris grew up with his wife's car. On the real though, this review is why Chris is one of the best reviewers on the net. He's always considering different ways to make these videos interesting, and I don't think any other reviewers on YT do this.
@ethann9433
@ethann9433 7 жыл бұрын
sappyz uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh NO
@rnvsinha
@rnvsinha 7 жыл бұрын
Soufian Addioui It's a V6....
@rachelcrawford9553
@rachelcrawford9553 7 жыл бұрын
KZfaq can really support a family! 😂
@madderthanever
@madderthanever 7 жыл бұрын
Seriously, Chris' wife is some kind of wonderful.
@DanBrizuela
@DanBrizuela 6 жыл бұрын
Love the aerial shots.
@tomasby7659
@tomasby7659 7 жыл бұрын
poor chris, he destroyed his marrige to give us a nice review xd
@AlexLeyba1
@AlexLeyba1 7 жыл бұрын
I hope Chris continues to do themed reviews like this all the time.
@BB-zy2te
@BB-zy2te 7 жыл бұрын
Flicks And Movies hey leyba!
@Ndoelicious
@Ndoelicious 7 жыл бұрын
I don't want him to review Buried then..
@LeMenzoRx
@LeMenzoRx 7 жыл бұрын
I don't care about the movie. I do care about the review
@myinfo3406
@myinfo3406 7 жыл бұрын
LeMenzoRx same...😂
@arielemiliano226
@arielemiliano226 7 жыл бұрын
I think this review is better than the movie itself
@KingCuzco
@KingCuzco 7 жыл бұрын
LeMenzoRx but like no offense tho, why are you commenting on the video then? Loool
@kyotheman69
@kyotheman69 7 жыл бұрын
same i stop watching these movies like ages ago, they're just stupid mind shutting off movies but review was entertaining
@aliozanerbektas
@aliozanerbektas 7 жыл бұрын
I don't care about both. Because they both suck. :)
@sithfrog
@sithfrog 7 жыл бұрын
Your wifa has very good taste of cars and she's fighting hard not to smile in last scene ;) Cheers!
@ricardosiahaan5287
@ricardosiahaan5287 7 жыл бұрын
Fate of Xander Cage
@GO-GO_SO-SO
@GO-GO_SO-SO 7 жыл бұрын
1:59 At first I thought that was part of the Fate of the Furious movie, but that is actually Chris Stuckmann.
@Mo-gg9cv
@Mo-gg9cv 7 жыл бұрын
How da faq? drones or something?
@omarvelasco3282
@omarvelasco3282 7 жыл бұрын
You Tuber me to man, i was so confused.
@DaggerPrince
@DaggerPrince 7 жыл бұрын
1.) Go to 1:59 . 2.) Stop the video 3.) Turn off the video sound. 4.) Play ''Knight Rider Theme Song'' in another tab. 5.) Enjoy Chris Rider. (Or Knight Stuckmann?!)
@leonardodicaprio3549
@leonardodicaprio3549 7 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday, Chris!!! :)
@KTK44
@KTK44 7 жыл бұрын
Yep, a drone.
@bryannepeguero6747
@bryannepeguero6747 7 жыл бұрын
This review is like the movie Locke lol
@vb2388
@vb2388 7 жыл бұрын
Bryanne Peguero...Great Film, Tom Hardy is a fantastic actor 👌
@bryannepeguero6747
@bryannepeguero6747 7 жыл бұрын
VB MUTT Yeah, so good
@scootertheuce.mychannel4pe477
@scootertheuce.mychannel4pe477 7 жыл бұрын
Bryanne Peguero I think that's what he was going for lol 😁
@nicolefogarty7843
@nicolefogarty7843 6 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these themed reviews lately! I hope you do more of them!
@Zola_RSN
@Zola_RSN 7 жыл бұрын
Next one: The Space and the Furious
@ramsey6227
@ramsey6227 3 жыл бұрын
👀
@dxd3mons702
@dxd3mons702 3 жыл бұрын
@@ramsey6227 this aged poorly 😂
@MIKELIN8
@MIKELIN8 7 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen The Fate of the Furious yet, but I give this review an A+.
@3DaiYo4Kai56
@3DaiYo4Kai56 7 жыл бұрын
My most loved to least liked 7 Car Wars episode 7 the torque awakens 6 Car Wars episode 6 Return of the Lety 5 Car Wars episode 5 brazil strikes back 8 CW Episode 8 the Last Fate 1 CW episode 1 a new race 3 CW episode 3 revenge of the drift 2 CW episode 2 attack of the blacks 4 CW episode 4 the drug lord menace
@alarto4z
@alarto4z 7 жыл бұрын
3DaiYo4Kai56 This. funny comment, i like you
@ethidian3444
@ethidian3444 7 жыл бұрын
Why did you start writing in CW and why did you caps the E for Episode 8? Fucks with your format. Fucks with my BRAIN!
@3DaiYo4Kai56
@3DaiYo4Kai56 7 жыл бұрын
+Ethidian my stupid auto correct. Sorry
@3DaiYo4Kai56
@3DaiYo4Kai56 7 жыл бұрын
+Ethidian I didn't even notice that capital E... As for the CW, I just got tired of rewriting car wars after a while
@3DaiYo4Kai56
@3DaiYo4Kai56 7 жыл бұрын
Car Wars episode I a new race. Car Wars episode II attack of the blacks. Car Wars episode III Revenge of the drift. Car Wars episode IV the Drug Lord Menace. Car Wars episode V Brazil strikes back Car Wars episode VI Return of the Lety. Car Wars episode VII the Torque awakens Car Wars episode VIII the Last Fate (or F8)
@quito787
@quito787 7 жыл бұрын
I think a movie of Chris' wife bringing down judgment on him for using her car would be more entertaining than F8! XD
@TheLowLandGardener
@TheLowLandGardener 6 жыл бұрын
man your wife got a drone on top of you
@israelp348
@israelp348 7 жыл бұрын
From drag racing and fighting the cartel to becoming superheroes. The next movie will reportedly be a crossover with the Avengers in their battle with Thanos.
@doublep1980
@doublep1980 7 жыл бұрын
Dude,Thor is watching this movie and is:''Fuck that shit!If these idiots wanna be superheroes,fine. Next time,when there's an alien invasion or some bullshit,let Vin Diesel and The Rock handle this.I'll be going for some beers with Tony Stark,Cap and Black Widow. ''
@miguellagos8889
@miguellagos8889 7 жыл бұрын
transformers crossover*
@epichal4883
@epichal4883 7 жыл бұрын
And I'd still pay for that shit.
@basement-dwellingvirgin7099
@basement-dwellingvirgin7099 7 жыл бұрын
Israel Pallares no, the cross over will be with the next transformers movie, Transformers 6 : The Furious Knight
@gmpnj29
@gmpnj29 7 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this review, nice change of scenery.
@asteriasheria2053
@asteriasheria2053 7 жыл бұрын
I do too.
@Lak3baby
@Lak3baby 7 жыл бұрын
2:05 Chris what drone is used for the sky footage I have a Syma x8c?
@ChubbieVickie
@ChubbieVickie 4 жыл бұрын
First, I was like... does he have a cat in his hand? Then I realized it was a mic or something like that. And second, who's operating the drone?
@bagelgoose973
@bagelgoose973 7 жыл бұрын
I loved the way you filmed this review Chris, it was really well done and interesting!
@bilguunnyamaa7767
@bilguunnyamaa7767 7 жыл бұрын
was cringy tbh.
@dudeguy556
@dudeguy556 7 жыл бұрын
Understandable. Everything is cringy when you're 12.
@bilguunnyamaa7767
@bilguunnyamaa7767 7 жыл бұрын
Eduardo Perez You need to work on your insults buddy.
@abirmahmud2242
@abirmahmud2242 7 жыл бұрын
you need to grow up faster buddy
@bilguunnyamaa7767
@bilguunnyamaa7767 7 жыл бұрын
Abir Mahmud you people need to stop blowing up civilians.
@Dylan-jf6re
@Dylan-jf6re 7 жыл бұрын
This review is so fucking dope. Better than the movie.
@rolanddeschain6089
@rolanddeschain6089 7 жыл бұрын
Nice neighborhood he got there
@mikethedane3279
@mikethedane3279 6 жыл бұрын
your wife has good taste, when it comes to cars
@bhvvlogs7814
@bhvvlogs7814 7 жыл бұрын
I've been working on my family's race cars since I was fourteen. I can tell you that it's absolutely impossible to win a drag race while running in reverse with your car's engine in flames. These movies are complete and utter TRASH. BUT. I love them. I don't know why. I go to every one of them thinking that they can't possibly top the last one for sheer ridiculousness, but somehow they do. The Fast and the Furious movies are the best bad movies ever made.
@WordUnheard
@WordUnheard 7 жыл бұрын
I love this review. You tried something different and it worked. I hope to see more variations in your reviews in the future. This is why you're one of my favorite reviewers on this site.
@Mangojuice1973
@Mangojuice1973 7 жыл бұрын
Word Unheard tool is the best band of all time I'm going to see them in June 😉
@GreenManXY
@GreenManXY 7 жыл бұрын
"this site"? That's a weird way of saying KZfaq.
@WordUnheard
@WordUnheard 7 жыл бұрын
+GreenManXY How so? KZfaq is a site, just like any other site on the internet. What makes it so special, that it has to be mentioned by its proper name? If THIS SITE continues the route it's going and fucking over the majority of its content providers, then THIS SITE will soon be replaced by a bigger and better site and will go the way of MySpace.
@WordUnheard
@WordUnheard 7 жыл бұрын
+Alex Curtner They are awesome, live! I've seen them twice already and would love to see them again. Maynard and company are releasing another A Perfect Circle album this year. While it might not be the Tool album we've been waiting over a decade for, it's a lot better than getting another Puscifer album.
@Mangojuice1973
@Mangojuice1973 7 жыл бұрын
Word Unheard tbh I'm not a huge fan of his side projects! I tried to get into them and couldn't! I hope the new one comes out this year though omg!!
@undertaker0079
@undertaker0079 7 жыл бұрын
so no one is gonna point out the way this video was shot....or the areal drone used....or this is the first time we saw Mrs. Stuckmann without the headscarf (she is beautiful .....chris.....u lucky bastard)......OKAY then !!!!!!!
@joshsmith6135
@joshsmith6135 7 жыл бұрын
undertaker0079 a lot of people have pointed this out
@Thetruthiscosmic
@Thetruthiscosmic 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah because she's wearing a wig. She looked cool though! (and her car is sexyy)
@shira4774
@shira4774 7 жыл бұрын
why is she always wearing a headscarf?
@Thetruthiscosmic
@Thetruthiscosmic 7 жыл бұрын
Shira Wolf She's Jewish, more on the Orthodox side. The women don't show their hair to anyone but their husbands once they're married. So they wear wigs and headscarves.
@DavidFlores-ng2jj
@DavidFlores-ng2jj 7 жыл бұрын
I dont mean to be rude or anything, but i do not find chris's wife attractive at all. I honestly dont see how all you guys find her to be beautiful. Jusy wanted to get this off my chest. BYE!
@NetTubeUser
@NetTubeUser 7 жыл бұрын
A video camera or two, a drone, a nice car, a charming couple and...let's go! Really good video, Chris.
@migodelfin3544
@migodelfin3544 3 жыл бұрын
Yooo 10/10 on Chirs’ effort on driving, recording and reviewing the movie 💪🏼
@generalkenobi7873
@generalkenobi7873 7 жыл бұрын
Please do the *same kind of review* for the *next Transformers* movie ! ^^
@generalkenobi7873
@generalkenobi7873 7 жыл бұрын
In a space ship ! no but seriously, that, with the suit and the car, that was really elegant... I mean, considering he's talking about a FF movie... ^^
@mattwhite7249
@mattwhite7249 7 жыл бұрын
It was a cold mid-winter evening, and Chris Stuckmann had just gotten home after watching another dreadful horror remake. He opened the door to his house and ventured in only to find his wife Sam, and John Flickinger, waiting for him, siting at the dining room table, and basked in dim lighting. Confused, Chris asked, “Hey John, Sam what’s going on?” His wife silently moved across the room, grabbed a small metal container and set it before Chris. He sat down. Sweat streamed across his pale white forehead for he knew that his secret had been uncovered. Then Sam, in a cool detached voice said, “Open it.” Chris, trying to bide his time turned to John, exclaiming, “You know what we should do? Go to Best Buy! I hear they have new 5k TVs now; just think about that amazing quality c’mon lets go!” John looked at Chris, his penetrating gaze seeing right through Stuckmann’s ruse. “Chris, open the box.” Chris was really frightened now. Pools of sweat soaked through his vintage wicker man T-Shirt, as his breathing grew heavy. He abruptly stood up and shouted, “You two don’t know anything! This is nothing! It’s nothing!” He picked up the container and flung it across the room. “Stop trying to run, you’ll never escape.” Said the pair in unison. With cold expressionless faces John and Sam began to slowly approach Chris. Chris, scared out of his mind turned tail and ran toward his bedroom slamming the door behind him. He laid sideways with his body against the door, in the fetal position. John and Sam were violently pounding on the door shouting, “Open the box! Open the box! Open the box!” Chris closed his eyes; he just wanted to get away. But after a few seconds he couldn’t take it anymore, he screamed at the top of his lungs, “STOP, STOP PLEASE I CAN’T IT ANYMORE EVEN IF I WANTED TO OPEN IT ITS NOT IN HERE!” The house fell silent. Slowly, Chris opened his eyes. The box was right in front of him. His trembling hands gripped the lid of the container as he slowly opened it to reveal a DVD copy of Chan-Wook Park’s The Handmaiden. Review the fucking Handmaiden Chris.
@mattwhite7249
@mattwhite7249 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you, kindly sir.
@nomad963
@nomad963 7 жыл бұрын
Matt White! I literally have nothing to fuckin say..... Bravo ! Bravo ! 👏👏👏👏
@RM-uy3yp
@RM-uy3yp 7 жыл бұрын
Matt White! Beautiful 😢😤👏
@wandascott2175
@wandascott2175 7 жыл бұрын
Matt White! Wow, that's creative.
@erazemmartinjak2562
@erazemmartinjak2562 7 жыл бұрын
That comment alone deserves a review for The Handmaiden. Plus, it's fucking amazing.
@standfortheflag5703
@standfortheflag5703 7 жыл бұрын
APRIL 15, HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAL
@ajaesque
@ajaesque 7 жыл бұрын
So I'm going to need for you to use these camera angles for all reviews, cause this is awesome.
@sozboy1
@sozboy1 7 жыл бұрын
Appreciate the extra effort you put into this vid 💯
@DPadGamer
@DPadGamer 7 жыл бұрын
This review was great! Hood mounted camera, drone shots, great line delivery while not driving into a ditch. Great work Chris!
@HEYDuDE607
@HEYDuDE607 7 жыл бұрын
How is he recording his car like that? somone please tell me
@RyanTheTaco
@RyanTheTaco 7 жыл бұрын
I fucking _love_ the way you did this video! The different camera angles and everything.
@themcrib7920
@themcrib7920 7 жыл бұрын
I have never seen another Fast and Furious movie, but I saw this with my girlfriend (neither has she) just to see how bad it was, and it was ridiculously hilarious. Good movie to see some action, some comedy, and have fun.
@alinabravo5754
@alinabravo5754 7 жыл бұрын
It's like one of those piles of shit that is SO BIG that you take a picture of it and show it to your friends amd have a laugh
@Gyork_
@Gyork_ 7 жыл бұрын
You've never seen any of them before? This is perfect, now watch the first one that's probably going to be a confusing unique experience XD
@birons3708
@birons3708 7 жыл бұрын
The Emperor so did you like it or not?
@themcrib7920
@themcrib7920 7 жыл бұрын
B Irons haha yeah I liked it
@birons3708
@birons3708 7 жыл бұрын
You need to watch the other 7, just to make the experience more emotional. Those movies are good.
@whiplash9548
@whiplash9548 7 жыл бұрын
Thus the Chris Stuckmann drive vlog was born
@oliviatookey5582
@oliviatookey5582 7 жыл бұрын
The driving in this review was really relaxing and therapeutic, not really sure why. Like another comment I love how you switch up your reviews, they're so original.
@BlueGuy98
@BlueGuy98 7 жыл бұрын
Once again, seeing as how Chris and I live in the same town, it was really cool seeing locations that I recognize or have even been to
@c.h.y
@c.h.y 3 жыл бұрын
Yo dude you could bump into Chris at like the fucking grocery store 😂
@BlueGuy98
@BlueGuy98 3 жыл бұрын
@@c.h.y I hope so! I actually know someone who bumped into him at a restaurant one time.
@c.h.y
@c.h.y 3 жыл бұрын
Which restaurant? If I ever fly to Cleveland which may actually be soon, I’ll have to go there, 😂
@BlueGuy98
@BlueGuy98 3 жыл бұрын
@@c.h.y I believe it was TGI Fridays
@c.h.y
@c.h.y 3 жыл бұрын
@@BlueGuy98 also is the town cuyahoga falls?
@russellscott5199
@russellscott5199 7 жыл бұрын
You weren't very fast but she was quite furious.
@kingofwakanda6899
@kingofwakanda6899 7 жыл бұрын
Damn Chris I really liked this video, the switch up is really refreshing. Good job man.
@pranavp468
@pranavp468 7 жыл бұрын
King of Wakanda some effort right..
@road_king_dude
@road_king_dude 7 жыл бұрын
Long live the Ling
@ty_teynium
@ty_teynium 7 жыл бұрын
King of Wakanda Chris hitman
@bigbruno2232
@bigbruno2232 7 жыл бұрын
At least there's you commenting.
@bangband1
@bangband1 7 жыл бұрын
Yep me too
@batterfly49
@batterfly49 7 жыл бұрын
6:58 the tension was UNBEARABLE.
@WilliamSung86
@WilliamSung86 7 жыл бұрын
chris you are amazing. this is now my fav review youve ever done. more like this please if the movie has an obvious theme
@LovePatchSour
@LovePatchSour 7 жыл бұрын
At the end it looked like your wife was trying not to laugh lol
@mahchomovies561
@mahchomovies561 5 жыл бұрын
Mello if my wife ever filmed a video for me, she would not take it seriously at all! lol
@HurricaneDave87
@HurricaneDave87 7 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I'm the only one wondering this, but what the hell is that furry thing you're holding the whole time?
@hungryb4dinner
@hungryb4dinner 7 жыл бұрын
I think its the mic~
@HurricaneDave87
@HurricaneDave87 7 жыл бұрын
That would make sense lol. Just looked a little odd and out of place
@mikehiebert6227
@mikehiebert6227 7 жыл бұрын
David Lester it looks like an H4n Zoom recording device with fuzzywindguard on the mic
@MiriamZamoraC
@MiriamZamoraC 7 жыл бұрын
That's a zoom H5 I guess, a sound/voice recorder with an "anti wind" on top.
@kbg12ila
@kbg12ila 7 жыл бұрын
David Lester His bunny's head.
@legenddvash6251
@legenddvash6251 7 жыл бұрын
Chris love this review!! Best one out there! Same feeling I have towards the franchise!!
@TCM.Reviews
@TCM.Reviews 7 жыл бұрын
1) what was that thing he was holding in his left hand? 2) I wonder how get got the aerial shots for this video?
@sorbitolmaltitolxylitolman3355
@sorbitolmaltitolxylitolman3355 7 жыл бұрын
Everyone making "Chris grew up" jokes seriously need to grow up.
@takashiari1598
@takashiari1598 7 жыл бұрын
I am sorbitol, Maltitol, xylitol, mannitol, Calcium HA! Good one:D
@rocky-jp5rp
@rocky-jp5rp 7 жыл бұрын
I am sorbitol, Maltitol, xylitol, mannitol, Calcium why are you so butthurt?
@josephdunn9538
@josephdunn9538 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah god forbid his channel has a running joke and commenters have fun for once
@regan.8077
@regan.8077 7 жыл бұрын
I am sorbitol, Maltitol, xylitol, mannitol, Calcium chris grew up with this kind of negativity.
@VoodooPadre
@VoodooPadre 7 жыл бұрын
rocky 362 I think it was a joke, because we need to GROW UP.
@TheBraunMachine2011
@TheBraunMachine2011 7 жыл бұрын
6:57 BUSTED! Loll
@mrkings2535
@mrkings2535 7 жыл бұрын
how did you get that 1:58 shot?
@nathanpalmeruk
@nathanpalmeruk 7 жыл бұрын
excellent video.like the story part at the end. would be amazing if you could do a small part of a larger story over a couple reviews. very interested to see what you would come up with.
@kairocastillo2375
@kairocastillo2375 7 жыл бұрын
Yo Chris. If that's your wife's car what do you drive?!.... a Toyota Prius?
@KaleLikesWaffles
@KaleLikesWaffles 7 жыл бұрын
Kairo Castillo Global Warming: Buy a Prius
@neelparmar6690
@neelparmar6690 7 жыл бұрын
Prius' is not good for the environment. It'll save you fuel but the manufacturing process for the battery is way way worse than a normal gasoline/petrol car.
@pantiesgonewild358
@pantiesgonewild358 7 жыл бұрын
Neel Parmar who cares if its a global warming car,prius is god ugly,no style
@OTOBIOhazord
@OTOBIOhazord 7 жыл бұрын
whatever car he drives, he sure in he'll grew up with it.
@sergeymeshkov
@sergeymeshkov 7 жыл бұрын
I think its RAV4
@deafgrapes
@deafgrapes 7 жыл бұрын
Review the new Kendrick Lamar record.
@deafgrapes
@deafgrapes 7 жыл бұрын
Oh wait, wrong channel.
@renapeppers20
@renapeppers20 7 жыл бұрын
+Tyler Durden Damnthony Damntano here
@smitezer3240
@smitezer3240 7 жыл бұрын
Chris S1uckmann Grew Up With go fuck yourself. This meme should died a long time ago.
@road_king_dude
@road_king_dude 7 жыл бұрын
My left stroke just went viral!!
@cell9899
@cell9899 7 жыл бұрын
This was a very cool review lol very creative Chris. I do want to know how the F did you get those eagle eye view shots? o_0
@sahajpreetsingh6035
@sahajpreetsingh6035 7 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best most enjoyable reviews I've seen! you've made the review itself so funny lmao!
@alexfrania209
@alexfrania209 7 жыл бұрын
Chris... those cuffs are way too big for you buddy
@bissy97
@bissy97 7 жыл бұрын
Should've given Dom a can of Pepsi that would've solved everything.
@elitheOG
@elitheOG 7 жыл бұрын
"Family Pepsi"...
@epichal4883
@epichal4883 7 жыл бұрын
Bissy That was coke he took in the film, pepsi would have made the difference.
@reptongeek
@reptongeek 7 жыл бұрын
I loved this new way of doing your movie reviews. Were you going anywhere in particular and did you use a drone to record some of this review?
@christophermarabella5683
@christophermarabella5683 7 жыл бұрын
yea Chris, you should have gotten the stick out of your poopshoot for Kong Skull Island
@normaladolescent884
@normaladolescent884 7 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck...when you realize Chris Stuckmann lives by your grandparents.
@seokwonchoi107
@seokwonchoi107 7 жыл бұрын
How did u get those shots? Did you hack the satellite or something?
@MegaSoulHero
@MegaSoulHero 7 жыл бұрын
Henry Meyers He probably has a drone
@artheaux666
@artheaux666 7 жыл бұрын
Jesus that bird view drone shot 😍 You're showing your director chops in this one!
@dionraath8092
@dionraath8092 7 жыл бұрын
Watched the film tonight in a full cinema for $1.35. The racing, special effects and photography were awesome but the script was rather poor in comparison to the previous 2. Also missed seeing Paul which I am sure thousands did. i know its meant to be off the wall really but t was just ok . I would place it low on the list of my favourites.. Loved 6 and 7 much more. Just my personal taste. really :)
@peanutbutterwarrior1503
@peanutbutterwarrior1503 7 жыл бұрын
it feels like I'm watching a top gear episode. and he's reviewing a car
@LSMMIKE
@LSMMIKE 7 жыл бұрын
Awesome review. I always really like it when you incorporate a story and your film-making skills into your videos. Good job.
@busscr
@busscr 7 жыл бұрын
What are we, some kind of stolen wife's car?
@almightyloaf5918
@almightyloaf5918 6 жыл бұрын
what are we, some kind of movie review
@DihStyle69
@DihStyle69 7 жыл бұрын
review kendrick lamar's damn
@elizadimagiba
@elizadimagiba 7 жыл бұрын
DihStyle69 This that Grey Poupon, that Evian, that TED Talk
@terrywagwaan2623
@terrywagwaan2623 7 жыл бұрын
Maui Dimagiba AY
@Ahmad-hy6pc
@Ahmad-hy6pc 7 жыл бұрын
DihStyle69 it's a decent 7/10
@ESFDragxnFistEntertainment
@ESFDragxnFistEntertainment 7 жыл бұрын
review All Amerikkken Badass
@michaelbelcher8805
@michaelbelcher8805 7 жыл бұрын
You can tell Chris' wife is trying hard not to laugh.
@benscott1147
@benscott1147 7 жыл бұрын
I LOVED this review, beautifully shot and well edited... Good job Chris
@umairfarooq4951
@umairfarooq4951 7 жыл бұрын
Awesome review but what is that you're holding in your hand? Why the suit? How did you shoot those overhead shots? So many questions!
@Kvelertaknes
@Kvelertaknes 7 жыл бұрын
You guys are adorable
@nabhanq
@nabhanq 7 жыл бұрын
•-•
@TheLegendaryGerbil
@TheLegendaryGerbil 7 жыл бұрын
Chris, could you please review the firefly series and Serenity?
@gjujhupklm1674
@gjujhupklm1674 7 жыл бұрын
that sounds great
@jimdapumpkin5547
@jimdapumpkin5547 7 жыл бұрын
The Legendary Gerbil please, Chris!
@Nick-mp9fq
@Nick-mp9fq 7 жыл бұрын
The Legendary Gerbil yes!
@richardcruz1212
@richardcruz1212 7 жыл бұрын
The Legendary Gerbil both are SHIT
@MesaLoveYou
@MesaLoveYou 7 жыл бұрын
warning!!!! upcoming unfunny Chris grew up with comments.
@freealexlee
@freealexlee 7 жыл бұрын
nahh they're pretty funny
@connor8514
@connor8514 7 жыл бұрын
Liam Bianco it's not funny when he says it every video either.
@TheMasterQuests
@TheMasterQuests 7 жыл бұрын
These comments are golden
@seanritchie91
@seanritchie91 7 жыл бұрын
You say that because you grew up with humorless parents, you get an F sir.
@MesaLoveYou
@MesaLoveYou 7 жыл бұрын
Sean R. I have a sense of humor is just not funny when I see it all the time
@megamatt1915
@megamatt1915 7 жыл бұрын
"Thanks for watching, and as always, you can click right here, and get Stuckmann-OH GOD NO-" *crashes*
@beeochg4
@beeochg4 7 жыл бұрын
What's he holding in his other hand. It looks like some white fluffy thing. Maybe a mike idk
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