The french stream: Okay, calm down everyone. Maybe we're overreacting a little bit right know *Oryon takes a stock* The french stream: LETS GOOO ORRRYYYYYOOOOON AROOOOUU! Honestly the french dungeon was the funniest shit ever.

If anyone is interested, the same french guy that made the docs about the 5 god's of melee is currently realising one about the french side of Genesis 8, but idk if there are subtitles. Part 1 and 2 are out and the last one is out soon. Anyway as someone who missed Genesis this was great

Even more down the iceberg was the fact that the French had been promised another spot by Genesis 8 staff but when they arrived, the event staff had forgotten them, so they managed to get a full stream set up anyway from BestBuy and some PC location stuff in only 1 day and were given this dark spot at the back of the event area. It wasn't even on purpose 🤣🤣🤣

We need more Mal Reacts to Storytime sections, her reactions make this 10x better

“The French Dimension” and Mal’s reactions were my favorite parts of the story.

I'm very proud of my fellow French people for traumatizing players from across the globe, thank you for highlighting this part of Genesis Coney

I’m so glad Coney is telling us the most interesting stories from Genesis instead of the actual games

It's generally considered good etiquette to keep the more NSFW art in binders like Coney suggested. I totally understand the issue people had with it

I told my dad about the French dimesion (he doesn’t even know what smash is) and he laughed for 5 minutes straight

Mal losing it in the background is incredible. If she wasn't like, a busy productive adult I'd say she should hang out more often

"I have no nuts..." "Are you allergic?" Just me???

Shoutouts to Mal, made this story time so much better

Jesus the French dimension killed me.

i love the way coney drops the content goblin act for just a second when he greets mal, it's very sweet!

Dude, I'd play the in French dimension. It's just a bunch of dudes hootin' and hollering at full hype when you lose a stock. Honestly just sounds funny as hell.

i'm amazed at how Coney just can recreate a trollface with his own face to perfection man

IM NOT KIDDING CONEY GOES "I'm pretty sure that's a hard demoneti--" and I get a playback error. Like legit, I cannot play the video. THEY KNOW

Mal enters and singlehandedly raises Coney's demographics to 4.1%

“The splash was like squirtle up smash” had me dying

Okay for the first tweet about melee, as someone who has played Melee and has had a competitive puff as like a tertiary character, I can play whenever I'm losing, the guy is right. Coney is right. It's supposed to throw people off, it's supposed to tilt them, and it's supposed to get them frustrated so it can open up. Up opportunities for players who may be are a little less skilled to take advantage of people who are off of their game. When there is a character that people hate, they play worse against it and it's a cyclical cycle that only helps the person playing the character everyone hates! That is the reason why I have loved hungry box since he started playing! He literally found an IRL stun lock of behavioral patterns and used that s*** to his advantage to be one of the greatest melee players of all time!!!

The French dungeon howling is hilarious

adding yet more evidence to the "lmao white" list: he hates beef tongue

ON EST CHEZ NOUS !!!!

So happy to see Coney out in the field with new tournament/food stories

"No Beverage ?" is officially the new "No Bitches ?"

From what I heard from my homies who went to Genesis, one French guy said “France is making Reno (my hometown) it’s BITCH” in broken English after Flow beat our best player, MFA. Also, one of our guys was sucked to the French dimension himself and when he played on stream he used the tag “Reno!” because you know hometown pride and such. Well, turns out if you interpret the ! as an I, it is the French N-word… now France thinks he’s a racist lmaooooo

I've been omega fucking ill for days and really depressed about it, but you got me to laugh for the first time since like Wednesday so thank you

That faze clan shit was the most corny and also coolest thing ever 😭

Coney shitting himself live on stage would not have ended his career, I woulda loved him even more lmfao thats content baby

16:05 is when Coney talks about the “French Dimension”

Excellente vidéo mec ! C'était un bon Genesis ! Merci et vive Gluto !

The only thing as funny as the French dimension is the tourney where Japanese players were randomly saying "Kazuya Mishima" during sets.

The Melee people want it to be this perfect, timeless movie so bad and honestly good for them except when they bodypile on players for how they play

on s'est mis là où il y avait de la place et c'est devenu notre coin à nous XD

Once again, when it comes to Coney talking about food he always has the worst takes.

YES! When I heard things went crazy at Genesis I KNEW there was gonna be a condy storytime in the next couple of days, i LIVE for this shit!

"I'm gonna sh** my pants" -Coney

18:02 the imitation of the accent is killing me

Here to say, as someone who’s had beef tongue, it’s actually delicious with the right prep

The French Dimension is real and I'm glad it exists. They even made a skit about it at Smash Ultimate Summit 5. Shit was hilarious!

LETS GO GLUTO!!! You'll continue to hear about us ahah Hilarious video btw ❤️ on you and mal

There’s so much to unpack here, you could talk about this same tournament in five years time and it’ll stand as legitimate history

Remember, if Coney starts talking about food, stop listening

I thought that was a meme LMAO

16:05 editor, you know what you did and all I have to say is... Good job👍

On est là ! :D

Dude, Lengua is so freaking good, you’re missing out if you don’t at least try it.

“If this was a different venue I would be on the iceberg” destroyed me

I really enjoyed your commentary at Genesis 8.

ON EST CHEZ NOUS !

I love how he has Glass Joe music play during the French Dimension section XD

I’m french and never forget that WE ARE STRONG NEXT TIME WE LL BE EVEN STRONGER

Liked and Subscribed due to the use of Mario Kart DS Shroom Ridge music. Thank you.

looking at the camera beard coney looks like rippoff little Z, but when he looks down, shit looks cool! He looks like a nobleman or a knight! (22:04)

YESSIR MR EDITOR KEEP THAT LAYER CAKE COMING

the fact that marss caught the yellow pikmin before dying KILLS me

Have only been to 3 Ultimate locals so far, I went 0-2 at all of them… but I’m enjoying them more compared to the 2 dorm tourneys I went to for Sm4sh and the beginning of Ultimate. I’m happy that tourneys have a chance to return, I’m not sure how long of a shelf life either game will still have based on the way the communities and overall FGC will go, but people having a safe environment to play games they enjoy together honestly adds a lot to the community. Anyway, I’m going to another tourney Sunday, let’s see if I can actually take somebody down this time 😅

i like how glass joe's theme was playing during the french section

Lol Give him a medal, that is real courage! ❤️

Cameron with the nerves: I have no nuts. Coney begins mental reset: when you say nuts you mean like? Cameron with more of the nerves: yes I mean that Coney breaking: how'd that happen? Cameron filled with righteous vindication: HORRIBLE BIRTH DEFECT

Story time is much improved with someone cringing in real-time

Love all your storytime videos!

The young goat made the Coney Cover page 😳🔥

I can't stop staring at that macaroni and cheese splotch on coney's shirt

The dark room is our world no one can say anything agaisnt that

Coney with a beard is just ZeRoyalViking

I couldn't watch genesis 8 so this is very helpful

omfg Mal in the background for the first 6 minutes if killing me xD

Street hotdogs are god tier food after drinking at a club.

Wait I have seen that alpharad video like 5 times where he makes pros fight his dk amibo, and never realized that the other commentator was coney. This is blowing my mind.

honestly SoCal smash sounds like a blast

Food from La vic is fucking delicious man. I go there whenever im in the area, including luenga.

9:18 I was actually there and I was up next after that guy, I can confirm this was true and he told me he was going to saying that on camera

i dont even play smash but god damn this boy can tell a story

4:17 the best screenshot capability

Coney definitely goes to a Chinese restaurant and orders chicken tenders and fries off the kids menu

As a SJ local, La Vics is some of the best drunk food you can get downtown. The lengua is fire and their orange sauce is legendary

The real highlights 😂

Great movie, great story

woulda got a glizzy if I wasn't fasting tryna see how the San Jose glizzies compre to the Oakland glizzies lmao

French smashers are goated no questions asked lmao

french dimension was... crazy xD

Thank you

Bro proper cow tongue absolutely slaps

I swear tacos de lengua are so good, A tier tacos, speaking as a Mexican who has been to many taquerias in the country

Beef tongue is a thing in a bunch of culture's foods, not just spanish cuisine. Jewish delis almost always have beef tongue as cold cuts and it's INCREDIBLE. Probably my favorite food, definitely my favorite deli food.

fabz glizzy vid is the best thing to come out of genesis lmao

Cow tongue is really good. It's just a specific cut of beef, nbd. Better than hotdogs by a light year

I live in in range the convention center and those glizies go hard Edit: I hope he tried the orange sauce at la vic's it goes hard

Actually the first time I've felt guilty about watching something while on the toilet

There's something you americans tend to forget : Everytime a european goes to US to get in tournament, he's alone, surrounded by americans who don't want him to win Happened to Armada and Leffen on Melee, happened to Gluto on Ultimate, now we had our revenge On est chez nous !

Coney with the based Smashing Pumpkins t shirt

idk if this is a problem for anyone else but at times the background music is a bit too loud and makes it difficult to focus on coney sometimes, just a little thing but thought i would mention it. might just be me tho and if so then don’t change anything

Jigglypuff is so op in melee that in a franchise where people frequently play whatever way gets them a win no matter how cool or lame it is nobody else wins as jigglypuff...

Wait till ppl find the couple that made out after the falcon stomp vs hungrybox

Irrelevant but that Mellon collie and the infinite sadness shirt goes hard

Samurai Panda: CEO, and Glizzy gladiator

This is one of my favorite sets in smash bros history cuz it shows that literally almost any character can play campy and defensive in a lame way. It's not strictly puff or even melee. Literally anyone in smash can do it. We just choose to approach.

As someone whos had cow tounge id like to say its absolute fuckin fire.

1:04 "Only cult members are equipt to criticise the cult."