Perchance.

Patrick gonna be sponsored by black tar heroin next

"drink water" was cringe Glad you stopped

Gone from "Drink water" to "let's gamble"

You going to cover the drake kendrick beef no?

Fr it's crazy conspiracies or my mom knows him from fear factor

Wasn’t he a fighter as well? I only think of him as a podcast host fr😂

@@shanel4294 fight commentator.

You mean the DMT guy?

My joke was, "Joe Rogan's stand up is good ... ... and so is his ground game, but he's not a good comedian."

Deadass😭

Timestamp?

​27:18 ​@@nerdgasma882

@@nerdgasma882 7:45

Joe does that on purpose.. Like when Theo says something silly.. Joe calls it out because it gives Theo a chance to expand on the joke and double down and make it even more ridiculous.. It's like comedy banter.. and the fact that you don't even realize what Joe is doing is hilarious to me. lol .. granted, there are jokes that go over his head sometimes. Point taken on that

Agreed. Occasionally a joke will go over his head but most the time it's clear he's playing the straight man to bring out the fun in his guest.

@@africanzungu7350 He's said he got this from Anthony Cumia on the O&A show back in the day. They would have celebs and politicians call into the show and Anthony would play the straight shooter to keep them from just hanging up while Louis CK asks if Donald Rumsfeld is a a lizard from outer space that eats babies.

ekthaktly

I think Joe just mildly autistic.

Also ngl, the point about him being such a high ranked comedian, so he must understand every joke, is a bit of a wild claim Not to mention dude is often drunk or stoned or both, I wouldn't exactly call that operating at peak performance.

He butchered the punchline so hard

Who is she?

@@3van660the fuckin akward silence when bro goes “i wonder what it means…………………….”

@@rjun152Annie Lederman

@@zayanrahman5457fuckin crunch was palpable

Brendan took himself out of fighting😂

.. 🤷🏻‍♀️ would you rather him have brain damage? lol #vegitativestate

Ya I feel bad for him. Based off of Joe’s advice he has since only had a Ferrari, GT2RS, multiple TRX trucks. Must suck to be lead down such a bad path.

Brendan made fun of a r@pe victim and took a selfie at his grandma's funeral and captioned it "funeral fit". I am fucking serious. He really did that.

​@@michaelhernandez7978 what in the world?! Okay, there's no defending that

thank you 😊

I'd appreciate it champ 🏆

Nice...

Hell yeah, bro

So 1 like was already enough 😂

high on his own ego

@@yurilopes420 I mean you can not like him for hundreds of reasons but Rogan is extremely humble. Claiming he has a huge ego is just blindly hating

@@Ceefore bro thinks he's the sole bearer of truth a lot of times and only when confronted with undeniable proof of the opposite does he let it go

@@yurilopes420 so he thinks his opinions are right until someone proves him absolutely wrong? I am not sure how that is egotistical? Sounds like everyone in the world 🤷

for real like and normaly if he gets proven wrong he thinks ore discusses it in a good way ​@@Ceefore

Was looking for this comment 😂

@@choosey7848same

He's cooked dude. His brain must be mush

I diagnose Joe with "autistic gullibility"

Or he's constant reminder about how Norn lit a cigarette, and Joe hasn't been told he was doing a bit.

18:15 guys

🤣🤣 Most people exaggerate with these things but wow, that was spot on

Its super uncomfortable to watch. His classic line is always "I wasn't paying attention" when a joke falls flat under his chin.

I was just listening to the video and thought it had froze

It was well apt though, what a stupid thing to boast about, he showcased a surprising level of ignorance then.

Can you explain it I dont get it

I think it’s they wear a lot of wigs

They are not that funny either.

Shane is arguably the funniest comedian right now

@@jochenjockelhow

both are funny, but neither would be as big as they are if it wasn’t for Joe. YOU wouldn’t know either of them if it wasn’t for Joe.

For real there needs to be some distinction between the "friends of Joe Rogan" comics (Schaub? Bert?) vs. good comics who just happen to go on his show (Gillis, Theo, Normand etc)

One could say it's better comedic timing and editing than anything Schaub did

Asians can't catch a break out here mane

If you live in a small town there's like 10 of him at every gas station 😂

@@shelbymartinez104 Lmao that's trve af, still good to have some representation for small town America. 👍

Sometimes Joe Rogan will strike gold but theo is also a career comedian not just someone who came on joes podcast.

He sucks

yeah, this video and take is super trash

Joe Rogan is the thinking idiots thinking idiot. Here's two of them.

the OP is cringe and soylent, but he’s got a point. Been listening the jre for a few years now and the Comedian friend group are major meat riders, or just shit comedians. I seriously don’t remember the last time I laughed when Segura or Bert said a joke. That Arie guy is also a toxic as fuck loser. A self proclaimed drug addict who not only treats himself like shit, but spiked Bert and openly laughs about it to this day. So many people Joe is friends with use his platform for self promotion, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing if they didn’t make it so obvious. Seriously if you listen to these guys and how they talk around each other you seriously see some cracks. Recently, Tony Hinchcliffe told Bert and Tom that their jokes on the Roast were shit on THEIR OWN podcast. To top it off they were getting an invitation to the next Roast while arguably the better (Tony) is being sidelined. There’s a confirmation bias that floats in the JRE fan base as well that’s stupidly cringe. I listen to Rogan, but I skip his friends, unknown comedians, alien theorists, politicians and a few others. To be honest I only like interviews with hunters and fighters because he won’t always rant about the shit he talks about with everyone else.

counterpoint: Brendan Schaub's more successful career.

People will do anything to trash "the alt right". There's stuff to genuinely criticize then there's this video

That guy wasn't even a comedian, that was josh hommes😅

How did he miss that? 😆

is this where Infra Bren got his dolphin milk from? :))

It’s true though

Comedy is only for him if it appeases his right wing audience lol. And I’m not tryna come off as some sensitive lib

rogans head has more wrinkles than the part of his brain that process comedy

@@JohnsProdzTVwhy are you making this political you weirdo 😂

I don't know. One guy owns a comedy club and has been involved in comedy for 36 years (maybe some jokes are dull at this point?) and the other guy is a youtuber nitpicking clips for maximum amount of controversy so he can get as many views as possible. Who could be in the right here? Hmmm...

fr i like that joe rogan actually has morals and doesn't just try to promote dogsht products

I 100% believe Steve-O wanted to promoted his "butt wipes" as a classic Jackass screwball joke, and Rogan just didn't go along with it and instead lecture him LOL classic boomer. that's not the kind of humor he likes we figured out

@@gadget00 I really don't agree. Steve-o was obviously trying to advertise his product without Joe's permission, and falsely claimed they were flushable, so Joe called him out.

@@gadget00 You can believe whatever you want, you’re not selling your sh*tty product/service on my show. What’s the joke anyway? “Hey I used to be on jackass and get naked, buy these “flushable” wipes, which I have added the name butt to, that also mess all our plumbing up. HahAHaHahA. 🙄

@@yokedss he def has morals hes just kind of a stupid guy

@@skodamann superintendent of a water and wastewater department. I spent $15,000 last year rebuilding pumps in lift stations and people keep flushing.

@@skodamann youre saying it like products arent being sold even tho they effect one thing or another negatively. thats just how it is its nothing new, and it doesnt at all means that the other guy is wrong

​@skodamann they're sold for profit, and popular because using paper to clean poop off of skin isn't that effective

@@skodamann those are good ways to clean your rump. You asked why wet wipes are being sold, I wasn't asking you how I should clean my bum

​@@skodamannthere's a number of countries where bidets are extremely rare

I'm crying bro 😂😂😂😂

Lmao you ain’t lying

Bro said Nikola JokeItch

Also how he says X instead of times. That was pissing me off on top of how blatantly obvious he doesn't watch sports

@@kulvirkang7953 if you haven’t noticed, it’s normal now for them to say “x” instead of “times”. It makes it so x is a factor number and you are not guaranteed to “multiply” or “times” numbers. Credit card commercials say the same thing now; “receive 10 x the points”.

He misses stuff because he just isn't that funny.

@@eddieharman3650he’s 95% serious all the time, a elite level person. Elite people USUALLY NOT ALWAYS, But usually aren’t that funny, that said Joe is funny just in different ways. Honestly I believe it’s because I’m 35 and Rogan is 50 something so there’s that age gap in there what he grew up on vrs what I grew up on, no one considers these things. Then again the greats like Dave Chappelle and Louis ck and even st gillies now can make any group/crowd laugh no matter the age/culture gap.

People don’t realize there’s more footage of this guy talking than anyone else, thousands and thousands of hours, it’s easy to cherry pick whatever narrative you’re trying to push, he definitely gets the vast majority of jokes

That was my comment too... But i also don't think he's funny...

@@robertwitcher5113 Elite in what sense? Dude's a charismatic idiot.

She was so quick with it too! And he was like “haha I get you’re making a wordplay, but actually it’s a different word! Let’s all learn together!”

@@TheDaveBloom I get so annoyed every time I see that clip...

always had the hot for her! Reckon she's dynamite in bed

She put in all her power into one hit but broke her hand on a brick wall

What was that lady’s name?

As a degenerate I don’t see an issue with it

Just imagine getting into Joe Rogan’s very successful comedy club and then Brendan goes up on stage 😂, that’d be like seeing Van Halen live but then they cancel and bring out Hansen

@@stephendexheimer7914 yeah

That says a lot if Joe doesn’t let you perform at his club lmao

If Bert gets to

How close were they really? It’s odd that he was on JRE so much & then Joe moves to Austin & pretty much keeps B at a distance.

100% the case. He really is delusional

He is a tough little rapist, allegedly.

Lol that’s the funniest thing about him when he tells some story where he’s the main character and Joe’s like “ah shit here we go again”

2lazy2try said it best when he said: “The fighter and the kid podcast is backwards, the fighter is pretending to be a comedian and the comedian is pretending he’s a fighter”.

Fight him.

Problematic 😂, getting more money is bad yeah

Wanna know what else is illegal? The cravk I saw you smoking when you wrote this comment

@@user-tg6vq1kn6v "slavery is great because more money good" - literally you

@@SonsOfDeForest sports betting bonuses to slavery. Never considered that angle of False Equivalence. Thank you for expanding

@@user-tg6vq1kn6v neither one of us knows what you're talking about my guy

That’s why you got to respect Joe. You got to be honest with the fans if you selling products, trying to change the subject and cover it up like Steve did is just sketchy af.

But it’s sports betting… that’s their rationale

Screen shot this in case Patrick tries to delete

Gambling isn't bad.

@@Keoffry1 he has made videos criticizing Adin Ross and Stevewilldoit for promoting gambling.

​@@Keoffry1it is for some people

​@@andrewm9162yes

While I agree we also gotta understand AD rev isn’t enough to make it in YT anymore and you’ll take any sponsor that’s willing to pay a decent amount

​@@globalpotaoto6681 thts just irresponsible

There is no hypocritical logic here. it would be if Patrick or KZfaq itself was the one who banned loot boxes but what someone else thinks is just fine is different than what another person thinks is fine.

Did Patrick ban the loot boxes or...? No? Then your comment makes ABSOLUTELY no sense at all. 🤦‍♂️

😂😂😂 classics

cant get him back 😂

Fucking great lol

He a legend of "wtf" quotes lmfao haha

Agreed. He had a top 5 podcast on patreon before Rogan and the shaman and young Bull created all there blessings themselves

Glaze

Shane isn't one of Joe's boys.

Praise be the dawgs.

This fella talking crazy like this don’t want the dawz on his azz

Lmao seriously. He’s not funny at all.

Was he humping a stool?

😂

@@steveo6408go on steveo6408!! Show us real comedy!!! You got this buddy!!! Joe Rogan is a famous comedian for no reason at all!!! It should be the steveo6408 experience!!

😂🤣😅

This whole video is nothing but petty, cherry-picked, misrepresented arguments. Bro obviously just hates Rogan

And then goes on to say how being high helps him write shit. Apparently not lmao

​@@wyattgeorge9696nope. He highlighted EXACTLY why I don't listen to him. You think pointing out the obvious is hate. You clearly want to live in a fantasy world where logic and common sense don't exist. Might as well depart from earth while you're at it.

*when he isn’t high more likely!

@@wyattgeorge9696I like Rogan, he doesn’t really go after Joe except for the unfunny comedians he promotes (except Shane).

Who gives a fuck let the man eat

He is reputation?

His reputation isn’t at stake because you don’t like it

Begone semite its just an add theres a fast forward if it offends u so much

Bro relax let him make some money

Born Rich

So do you think Joe's crew he put on pay it back? 2-5% if you get a or another Netflix special? 3 points on a tour?

Not cool to give any drugs to anyone without their knowledge unless an emergency - as someone who loves Mary Jane

If you love MDMA then stop calling it “ecstasy”. Most people who think they’ve tried MDMA haven’t even had it before. They just take some random research chemical without testing anything or doing any research and then go spew bs online and give the drug a bad name. Basically anyone who tried “ecstasy” between 2005-2015 most likely didn’t even get the real drug. It’s gotten much better in the last decade or so, but still unless you’re ordering it online or know the actual chemist who made it then you have to test it.

Not trying to nitpick but it’s literally a 4 letter acronym it’s not that hard to say lol. You need to be specific when you’re talking about a drug that’s so often cut with random stuff.

@@pricklycatswhat’s the acronym? I’m completely lost

MDMA? Lol

He has thousands of hours of clips to choose from. It’s not hard to find clips like this.

I doubt you've ever actually listened to a Rogan podcast

Yeah that’s why he has the most famous podcast in the world

Joe Rogan is a clown that bigots and low testosterone dudes look up to

@@WatchYourScreentimeDroneI doubt anyone HASN’T watched a JRE podcast at this point.

By who? I wanna watch it

​@@areallygoodjoke6635literally every one 😂

His fake laugh and he was shaking look at his mic

@@areallygoodjoke6635 Netflix

Bert and Tom were beyond unfunny in that roast, no idea how people like those guys

Man's gotta pay the bills somehow. There is no ethical consumption under capitalism

@@Whocareslol420 2 pac called out that same B.S. thinking in changes

​@@KillaMilla0513 Great song, RIP Tupac

@Whocareslol420 the younger kids have no idea about real hip-hop only their over auto tuned garbage

^ Hard agree. This dude doesn’t need sponsors. He definitely makes a shitload of money just off his views alone. At least pick a sponsor that isn’t GAMBLING.

Watch Pat McAFee when he had C.J. Stroud. I absolutely loathe them after that.

Tom segura is still one of my favourite comedians. Him and christina P. Are almost better friends with guys like bobby lee and bill burr than rogan.

I would argue that realcripryan5376 should be on that list😂 wannabe bum

Who invited them to the Brady Roast? Tom probably doesn’t even know who they are.

@@A_KZfaq_CommenterThat was tough to watch. CJ had the best line. Strong hamster 😂

oh god are you one of those people that atually think that guitars have to be tuned to 432 hz cause 440hz is disharmonic? or just fucking around

​@@ElevatedLevetatorIt's a reference to Shane's buddy McCusker. Look up McCusker flute.

@@dangermouse1967 ok. I have a friend that is obsessed with 432 hz and get downright cruel if you dont believe in the same stupid shit he does. It hit home lol. Im a guitar player and so is he, and its almost to the level where he dont wanna be my friend cause i dont tune my fucking guitar to 432 hz

Manifest dat dawg

muh DAWGZ

Agreed its a terrible plug and makes Patrick look in a bad light

use sponsorblock

I’m for it 🤷‍♂️

Exactly bro does hours of podcasts every day

And he’s usually baked af doing them so he’s just spaced out most the time 😂

bryan is in on the joke, and it's hilarious

Well, they both were the cast on the first season of Mad Tv Comedy show.

@violetviolent7980 no they weren't. Bryan was on the first 2 seasons (then fired) Will started on the 3rd. Nice little history lesson for ya 🤓

Sasso was great in Happy Gilmore. Also Loudermilk

Sasso's a savage.

But since doing club shay shay katt went on Joe Rogan.

Bro Rogan still isn't funny, and either is anyone he has on regularly

@@keon3155 Joe invited him*

@@priyesh12tiwary51 *because Katt sounded butthurt that he thought he wouldn’t have him on

But, he also went on JRE. Katt does speak facts, but he also has a bitterness about him. And this comes from the fact that he is funnier than most of his peers, but doesn't have the same career as them. So, he sees what Joe Rogan has done for the careers of mediocre comedians without them putting in the kind of work that he put in. But, comedians like Katt, or Patrice, or Norm would rather not compromise on their principles just to advance their careers. So, Katt isn't where he should be because they'd rather not sell their soul.

Because people aren't always using the flushable, those do break down. They break down in the wet bag itself.

If they clearly print flushable wipes on them are they still likely lying?

​@@retro5014from what I know flushable wipes aren't really any better they just say that.

I think Joe understands this well probably had to pay to fix some pipes. Having a wife a few daughters. That been my experience. Besides the cloth but wipes. And always the tampons. They grow up used to throwing toilet paper in the toilet and by the time tampons come into the pictures. They just don't know better. Until a fucking pipe needs unclogging.

Yep. They aren’t flushable at all. There was a Vice Documentary years ago called “you don’t know shit” and it was about the sewage process. One of the things they mentioned was “fatbergs”. Flushable wipes like to absorb grease and fats and cooking oils and then turn into thousand pound balls that snowball and cause millions of dollars of backups and pipe damage. I had no idea about that.

Wow...hilarious

So FuCkIn FuNnY

He's meh. It gets old

​@@234i9 you probably watched too much of him and if you do that with anybody they will become too much. Or it's just not your style of comedy.

what was funny about that?

Theo pays his openers 100 bucks. Not really the man.

@@merbalee Because maybe theyre not that funny and are still getting their feet wet in the comedy industry...duh! You think UDFAs in the NFL get paid millions? 2nd rd draft picks dont even get paid millions..Name a famous comedian that he's paid $100 for opening for him? Thats what i thought. $100 for a few minutes is not bad! Quit being sensitive.

I found Theo because of Joe. A lot of my friends did too. Depends on your age and interests for sure.

@@merbaleewho cares? If you’re not happy with the money you make as a comedian, get a real job. I’ll never understand the argument against underpaying artists and sportsman, we don’t need more entertainers, if you’re persistent and hard working enough to make a living doing something you love then great but it doesn’t need to be any more incentivised, it’s completely useless to society.

Yep he's not my favourite by any means but he's an accomplished comic in his own right

I can't belive that Joe buried that Hillarious joke!

It caught me off guard and I spat my water, Jesus that was funny

@@BassFlapperdon’t think he buried it on purpose, think it went over his head 🤷‍♂️

@@chriss2412 on purpose or not, calling youself a comedian after missing that is a stretch...

What's funny is that he's the typical moron who doesn't know anything about true history.. Thinks the "bad guys" lost yet doesn't even know what the word Reich means..

Katt never seen Shane Gillis then Shane funnier than katt

Yes, you and 100 million other people heard the quote.

Then he went on JRE lol

​@@robertwitcher5113you out your damn mind LMAO. Shane is a part of the 6. Katt is a legend

​​@@MarksTournaments Lmao, Katt trying so hard to stay relevant its pathetic. Norm MacDonald and Shane Gilis is funnier then Katt in my opinion. But those two are tge only two from Joe's "comedians" that are actually funny.

Exactly. He should not be in the screenshot at all, he did it all without Joes help. He literally got Snl before he ever appeared on the show.

This

I think Ari is misunderstood. He's actually funny and thinks for himself.

@@zl5464 Ari should be in prison lol

@@zl5464Ari is a douchebag

It’s sad that Joe has left them in the dust.

I don’t watch the guy, but there are multiple examples of that in the video. It’s pathetic to watch someone who is an apparent comedian but doesn’t get very many jokes or take the ones pointed at him very well. It’s a turn off

It's a Beige Frequency ripoff

Yeah this is a boring premise without any kind of interesting take. And it’s been covered by multiple channels (Toolazy, podcast cringe). Patrick’s not going to come up with something interesting each week…

Patrick begins his descent

@@Jgfhujnggg23342he’s been sponsored by these shty gambling companies for a while now

kinda threw me off lmao

@@gruddin its all good, im a creatkr and if they came to me..... hint hint patrick. Im js, what would u do

@@GRUBB-MUDD shii i’d probably take the sponsor too😭

What about Tobey Maguire ?

Only thing controversial I know about him is his depiction in "Molly's Game"

@@NotKimiRaikkonen Yes, a video about the underground illegal gambling ring involving Leonardo Dicaprio and Toby would be interesting

@@lil-soda-boiYou can see it, but if you do, Toby’s gonna put some dirt in your eye.

@@lil-soda-boiI didn’t know about this till a second ago would love a video

Oh he was serious. You know he talked about it with buds

It’s not what you know but who you know. I knew plenty of kids who went to shit schools who got good jobs.