I cannot believe this is the video that reveals to me my entire life is a filler background character for a childrens movie about a german shepherd and a goat exploring the world together

Ever since I watched this video, I finally got a life. I have obtained my dream home and am married with 3 kids looking forward to my retirement. Thank you Coney!

I was falling asleep to this video and when coney said "Thank you, Jake" I got so scared I thought he was in real life

20:10 "THAT SHIT HAD TWO VERSES" has got me wheezing send help

I wonder if Coney ever worries that his daughter's friends are going to be Coney fans

One time I watched coney with my girlfriend and she clearly started to zone out and just began watching tiktok on her phone. When the video ended she politely asked "so do you agree with the stuff he said?" to make conversation and I said "yeah I guess." We broke up a week later because we were "never on the same page."

No way, 4:08 is from my old neighborhood that I moved out of a year ago. Glad to see it’s doing well.

Not a couple, but me and one of my good friends used to hate each other. But the one thing we had in common is that we loved Coney and we played smash bros. Back then you only had 20k subs on KZfaq so it was pretty cool to find out someone else watched you and we bonded over that and you were an emote in our server. Thank you Coney

Hey Coney, I know you said that you don't think anyone has fallen in love because of your streams, but I actually met my current Boyfriend of 7 months cause of my coney hat :3 Thanks for everything you do!

God I don't know why but the tone of voice Coney took when he said "People are investigatory" was so funny. What a wild thing to say and what a perfect tone to say it in.

These stories just makes me thank the lord for only having one hellish neighbour in my entire life.

I live in New Hampshire. I bought the Cowboy hat toad when the merch dropped, and about a month ago someone at a grocery store noticed me, and they were wearing the same hat. Didn't find love, but found another Coney enjoyer in the wild

6:37 Bro… the second I saw him pull up the google images I was just dumbfounded, this is the most Coney thing imaginable to me and yet I couldn’t predict it

10:56 Coney making our phone batteries drain faster with loud noises and bright light 16:11 30k bees...

Coney doesn't want to be bowser cause he knows his daughter will yell so long gay bowser and he won't be able to explain it to his neighbours

coney why did you say “shinzo abe” like it’s short for “abraham”?

I love guy, he's such a great Coney

2:23 Linda is shitposting, I love it!

"Maybe I'm just being a crazy woman" TRUE!!!

we didn't meet because of you, coney, but my girlfriend has been into competitive smash for like six years (we've been dating for a little over four and a half) and I got into your content because of her! now when we watch smash tournaments she makes it a point to tell me if you're on comms cause she knows I'm a big fan lol (p.s. i cried laughing 3 separate times during this video and i needed it so thank you :) )

Fun fact: the Samsung dryer jingle is actually a real song called Die Forrelle (The Trout) by Franz Schubert.

14:20 Stuart is a nerd, and Remy is a goddamn mafioso, either he likes it or not. There is no discussion here

*me who just caught COVID from a coworker and was sent home* I can't go outside anymore. I must begin the process of quarantine anew... by watching more Coney YT l videos.

Thank you for commanding us to go outside, i needed motivation to mow my lawn today

Jesus Christ that Armada clip and your commentary has me cry laughing at 5:30 in the morning. Thank you Coney.

hi coney i'd just like to say that hearing "fellas" at the beginning of this video brought a big smile to my face for literally no reason. keep it up man :))

Great job directing this movie, video game and movie guy Coney! Gotta start ‘em young hehe 😉

I appreciate how much The Sims music is used in these videos sometimes.

22:55 over the hedge ass sequence had me rolling. also this video inspired me to turn my girlfriend into a coney fan

Never have I related to something more than when you brought up the washing machine jingle

4:06 this is the backstory of street fighter 6

This might genuenely be One of the funniest CONEY videos OAT no contest

9:20 Holy fuck Coney should play basketball with that REACH

6:50 i can see this whole movie play out in Front of me, this is like fox and the hound but they go on an adventure together! Edit: never seen homeward bound but that makes more sense from what I've heard

I can’t stop staring at the Spring Man portrait I’m scared that it’s gonna fall off that cabinet 😅

lmaooo thanks Coney needed some good laughs today

Fun Fact: The 'Samsung Jingle' as people called it is actually a song by Schubert called 'Die Forelle' (meaning 'The Trout')

Taking my clothes out my Samsung washer while coney dances to the washer jingle 😂

wow ! another wonderful coney post :)

I HAVE THAT WASHING MACHINE

"There's a lot of evidence on this one." 😂

Goodbye Coney, Goodbye Chat! Thanks for the funny movie

I didn't find love on Coney youtube, but my wife and I do watch him often, does that count?

Goodbye Coney and Chat! What a nice video!

I need to find that smoking cat post lol, that shit is hilarious

If anyone's wondering, every piece of music used in this video is from the Sims 1, the "neighborhood" tracks

I LOVED this video, haven't laughed that hard in weeks.

Samsung washer jingle is engraved in my brain. Thought the load I was running just finished but it was just this video.

The old sims music is such a throw back. Forgot how good it was.

Ironically I try to keep my phone charged, but right now it happens to be at 8%

I am now looking forwards to roomba drag racing. If it happens, please bring it to youtube.

yo at 12:50 i got that same song gang. shoutout coney u the goat fr

There are actually occasional accidental gunshots, even among non-weird areas. I was at my grandfather's ranch (yes, he has an actual ranch. They actually exist. Shut down now, now it's just his house, but yeah) and we were looking at antiques he had. One was a revolver. Someone bumped into it, and it actually fired, somehow, even though we made sure it wasn't loaded before leaving it unattended. Luckily, nobody got hurt. The bullet was pointed at our knife block, which managed to block the bullet.

I'm so thankful I'm not the only one who endures the samsung washing machine main theme

I love making fun of Coney as much as the next guy, but I would have thought the same thing about bees my whole life if not for me seeing an argument about the ethics of bee keeping.

I OWN SO MANY PINEAPPLE SHIRTS WTF. I just thought they looked cook. Why is there an ulterior meaning to them?! I never thought I'd hear such life-altering information in a Coney video...

12:45 Me, laying in a sheetless bed at 1AM filled with existential dread: i will never be loved The goofy ahh dryer across the apartment with my linens in it:

Laundry machines when your laundry is done: WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR EARLY IN THE MOOORNING

12:45 WAIT EVERYONE KNOWS THIS TOO ITS JUST FOR SAMSUNGS

That "megaman 2" jingle on the washer is a schubert piece called "die forelle" or "the trout." No idea why it was picked for that theme, just thought it was funny you said it was from megaman. I've sung that piece for competition before

I live in Memphis, no joke

Whenever my girlfriend comes in the room and im watching coney I pause it. The last time she heard coney she goes "why is he so loud" and i cant live it down :(

Ayy glad to know im not the only one cursed by the samsung tune. Why does my dryer need to play a 30 second song every time my socks are dry?

I live in Memphis too

“Well we’re not in Germany” I’m dying…

wait so other people's washing machines also do that tune? madness

Coney is closeted. A gamer that is.

Brandon Herrera did a video on the Shinzo Abe contraption of a gun.

can i truly find love in the coney youtube?

omg literally in tears laughing at that fuckin squirrel that got yote

Goodbye chat

My favorite short, orange, and bald streamer posted a new video :)

12:45 yo my dishwasher does this

I too am from Memphis

10:54 my phone was at 84 percent at the time of watching this video

You’re all my loves now

I live near Memphis, KZfaq Twitch love combination 👀

58% Coney

Yo I live in Memphis too!!

coney is such an upstanding citizen.

If I met someone via a Coney stream that would just be a Cringe Confessional waiting to happen.

sims music W

"Look at all these people saying goodbye!" (The video screen has gone dark.)

Aah yes, my second favourite reddit channel (my favourite is smosh pit, this is not a joke, their reddit series fucks!)

I llve that hat man

Stuart little grew up in tough streets of NY. Discussion over

samsung washer jingle or OSRS song

I live near a house that has recently become a crackhouse, so no coney, i wouldn't want to get to know my neighbors.

I live in Memphis

goodbye chat

yo coney gang at 21:50 wasgood

Goodbye coney

The opening song getting changed xdd

Hi Coney, my phone is currently on 99%

IT WAS ME COREY, I WAS THE ONE WHO MOWED YOUR LAWN WITHOUT YOU NOTICING. I FIGURED OUT EXACTLY WHERE YOU LIVE SO I CAN MOW YOUR LAWN WHEN YOU EXPECT CAUSING TO BECOME SLOWLY PARANOID

Battery's at 27%

37, after the flash it actually went to 36

My phone is on 35% rn

coney island

The washing machine sound is annoying I have one