The Funniest Way To Get Fired From A Job. Graham Kay

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Ай бұрын

The funniest way to get fired from a job might be painting the wrong house, or at least thats how we feel after listening to this clip from Graham Kay. In this clip Graham talks about the time he got fired from a job for painting the wrong house and what it's like having his dream job now. Whether you're someone who has been fired for a crazy reason, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Graham Kay is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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@gregoswald7723 Ай бұрын

...and the neighbor is like..."Dang It! That's the color I wanted to paint my house!

@toddmiller243 Ай бұрын

Funny!! Free job, not necessarily a paint job. Haha

@bubzilla6137 Ай бұрын

This actually reminds me of a story that recently has been making its way around KZfaq Land. A roofing company, I believe it was in Oklahoma but don't quote me on that, started tearing an entire roof off an older couples home. It just so happened that the wife, who normally would have been home to stop them, decided to go with her husband on his work trip this time. The roof was almost completely removed by the time the boss showed up to let his crew know they got the wrong house. Two numbers in the address were inverted by someone at some point. The company finished removing the old roof, replaced it with a brand new, more energy efficient $30,000 roof, and informed the homeowners of the mistake. They not only got a new roof for free, but because of that roof, their homeowners insurance also dropped by several thousand dollars annually. They really got the long end of the stick in this case! 🙂😂🤣 Edit: multiple typos

@edithdlp8045 Ай бұрын

They might have been delighted. I am almost certain that the home's roof needed a replacement anyway.

@gungho1345 Ай бұрын

I got new rain gutters that way. Got home from work and they were replacing them. Grabbed a beer and waited for them to finish. The work order was for 5125. I lived at 5129.

@DrGeorgeAntonios Ай бұрын

That couple may well have been praying to the Lord Jesus.

@bubzilla6137 Ай бұрын

@@DrGeorgeAntonios Very possible. That is exactly the kind of thing God would do to answer a supernatural prayer in a practical way. 🙂✝️

@joannehalsey1619 Ай бұрын

Amazingly crazy!!!😅

@TheOldHippiebilly Ай бұрын

Love the painting job story. Also-- he's fairly new to this and the ringing phone really threw him off but I like the way he incorporated his discomfort into the routine and riffed on it a bit. Excellent recovery!

@sigor2011 Ай бұрын

Ya, at least one funny joke in 10 minutes

@mountainjeff Ай бұрын

I don't think that was ad-lib. "Momentum". That was funny. I think it was prepared.

@alvallac2171 Ай бұрын

*riffed

@mysticmusical Ай бұрын

You should've at least drove back to see if they keep it brown! 😂

@alvallac2171 Ай бұрын

*driven (because "should've" = "SHOULD haVE" and we say "should have driven," not "should have drove")

@toddmiller243 Ай бұрын

Driven, but funny!!

@michaelnewell6385 Ай бұрын

Maybe these people that owned the house were amongst those that say they “don’t see color”.

@kybourbonboy Ай бұрын

Actually happened to my daughter's house. No one ever owned up to doing it. She lives on East *** Avenue and there is a West *** Avenue of the same number.

@edithdlp8045 Ай бұрын

I live on a street that has north and south in front of the name. I can't recall how many times the uber has taken us to the wrong home.

@themacocko6311 Ай бұрын

Maybe this guy did it?

@toddmiller243 Ай бұрын

@Rosie_C Ай бұрын

@@edithdlp8045 I work (as a nanny) on a street like that. Same road names, same numbers, but N, S, and W. A few weeks after I started working there, it was still during the covid work from home days, a food delivery came for a name I had never heard of so I sent them away and told them they must have had the wrong street. It was my boss’s lunch that a coworker had ordered under their name. 😂 That oops was not the street’s or the delivery person’s fault that time.

@kybourbonboy Ай бұрын

@@toddmiller243 Get a life. I would not have said it if it did not happen.

@CountDewkeww Ай бұрын

His house story reminds me of the time I got home from work and my white House was painted brown. It was the weirdest thing. My neighbors didn’t see a thing.

@hanestshirtsarecool Ай бұрын

Me too. I came home one day and my white house was also brown. This story reminds me of that. When someone painted my house brown. Guess I'm not the only one this happen to. When a stranger painted my house brown. Because I didn't ask for it 😂

@toddmiller243 Ай бұрын

Liar!!

@shelbywoo3229 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@pixiethebug Ай бұрын

You know, depending on the color? I wouldn't mind that much to come home and find the house painted 😂😂😂

@richcampus Ай бұрын

7:01 "...tube of farts..." 😂😂😂

@lisathomas1622 Ай бұрын

Omg… no one told them what happened? 😂😂😂😂 that’s hysterical

@lovepeacejoyhappiness Ай бұрын

I laughed so hard multiple times

@GrahamKayComedy Ай бұрын

hey thanks! I post often

@charisasmith8554 Ай бұрын

Me too!! One of the funniest I've seen on dry bar!

@ladyweasellou3367 Ай бұрын

Omg i laughed so hard i woke up the ferrets.

@vindivergilio3482 Ай бұрын

That house painting mistake.was pretty funny. Would have loved to see the owners faces when they came home. Would ya report it to the cops?? I could only imagine that 911 call!!

@kcl060 Ай бұрын

Omg! Ridiculously hilarious!!!

@jewelleryaddict Ай бұрын

Yeah hello I want to report a painted house! Yes it's mine, no I don't drink. It's brown now and this morning it was white. Ok buddy, don't call here again.

@lioness3963 Ай бұрын

This should be the safety brief before the flight takes off 😂

@chargerman165 Ай бұрын

What a funny guy! In a lot of ways he reminds me of my favorite comedian Steven Wright. Great job. Years ago when much younger owned a painting business so the one about the wrong house was fantastic.

@themacocko6311 Ай бұрын

How? Steve is a one liner comedian.

@GrahamKayComedy Ай бұрын

Hey thanks!

@toddmiller243 Ай бұрын

He was/is the $hit. I put spot remover on my dog, can't find him!! Hhahahah

@toddmiller243 Ай бұрын

@@themacocko6311 Your a 2 vowel fool!!

@beverleyreid563 Ай бұрын

I clicked on this by accident but could not leave. He is very funny.

@terfalicious Ай бұрын

Truth in comedy form! So funny!

@Bildad1976 Ай бұрын

At 2:54 He missed an incredible segue between his story about painting the wrong house because he got the address wrong, and his Tonight Show story. He should have followed the house-painting anecdote with "Gee, I'll never make that mistake again. When anyone gives me an address anymore, I confirm it 3 times! Otherwise, I never would have successfully made it here... to the Tonight Show." And then used that to lead into his Tonight Show story.

@cliffords.8341 Ай бұрын

I used to paint houses, apartments, condos and one gas station. Luckily we never painted the wrong building.

@CCMorgan Ай бұрын

Brilliant. Loved it

@MomentsInTrading Ай бұрын

He was good. He looks a little bit like the guy from the movie Office Space.

@seedsoflove7684 Ай бұрын

John krasinski? 😊

@jacqueschneider4687 28 күн бұрын

This was so funny!!! Great job

@pelletfunner6701 Ай бұрын

I laughed so hard!!!!

@Psyche_MMA Ай бұрын

THAT WAS FRIKEN AWESOME 😃

@Gasgaification Ай бұрын

Penn Jillette is laughing hard!

@truepeacenik Ай бұрын

YT ad during this video? Certa pro painters.

@jmin87 24 күн бұрын

Why does the boss sound like Bill Burr😅 lol

@janetttyminski7295 Ай бұрын

I bet they made a very big mess with all that brown paint. Funny story. Not so funny for the home owners.

@hanifnahian Ай бұрын

Good story 👍🏽

@BonnieDuritsky Ай бұрын

RIOT!!! I was crying laughing!

@Music_is_Breathing Ай бұрын

He's killing me!!!!! Sooo funny!!!

@mamadeborah1999 Ай бұрын

Loved the flight segment! We kust took an eight hour flight midnight to 8am and so much of that is true😅. But no flu just a cold now😂😂

@francesbernard2445 Ай бұрын

Can a person get fired from a job before they ever get hired on there as an intern? I did once while being run off the place only because according to them I am too old.

@SeeingSebastian Ай бұрын

That was charming

@Fubar2024 Ай бұрын

I knew of a roofing company that roofed the wrong house! This was in Canada though.

@kcl060 Ай бұрын

That would be a huge THANK YOU! But a brown house...

@sKitZoBonKa Ай бұрын

Momentum 😂😂😂

@MJ-co2eh Ай бұрын

Hilarious !😭

@sKitZoBonKa Ай бұрын

Painted the wrong house 😂

@myhandsrfullofluv4225 Ай бұрын

I wish someone would accidently paint my house 😂

@judelainegazes Ай бұрын

I don't remember my red eye flight, but that's ok I was 38 and, having transformed into 73, a lot has happened...miracles, tragedies, babies and more and more babies. Love makes the world go round

@MrCoalmin Ай бұрын

You can really tell he dressed himself in the morning.

@phyllisggross9766 Ай бұрын

Funny guy! 😅

@nancymansfield6693 Ай бұрын

His set was VERY funny until the phone call. This is just the last few minutes of the whole set. I wish they had shared his intro!!! Very funny!

@bengray423 Ай бұрын

He should have went back to that house. Man your house looks so nice. Who painted it ? We have no idea . Well good ,oh I mean good job! Bye!

@francesbernard2445 12 сағат бұрын

I was the first to get fired instead of getting laid off like the rest of us after that one takeover too. After I didn't fall off of the ladder like I was supposed to more likely maybe do at my age. While working in that shoe store which looked way less problematic to a lot of us than some of those really old libraries in Ireland when it comes to ladders.While I was trying to fit in well enough with young high school diploma holders while working for pay. No I have never worked in one of those kind of libraries in Ireland.

@aloysiusmaina2625 Ай бұрын

First class coughs 😂

@MrBrownnn696 Ай бұрын

Lmfao omg

@donnabuckalew-wagner6431 Ай бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@usauditresponse 18 күн бұрын

The home was a rental, they lost tw deposit because the color change wasn't approved...

@Land-Shark Ай бұрын

I hope the homeowner was wearing his brown pants when he saw his house.

@AFL67pitt Ай бұрын

I was fired 2 days after I quit once 😂

@bryantsmith3134 Ай бұрын

My bowel movements are CREAMY and ZESTY 😊

@arlenefisher1164 26 күн бұрын

done with dry bar... can't finish a show.... sad because I like it...

@user-vz3hr3kw4f 3 күн бұрын

Why be done with Dry Bar if you enjoy it?

@bobbg9041 Ай бұрын

My bet is he looses another job.

@greatboniwanker Ай бұрын

Honey... does something look different to you?

@verajohnson4367 Ай бұрын

Weird choice of unmatched clothes!!

@musicmaven3149 Ай бұрын

That jacket is looking a little Proud. Really hope that wasn’t intentional…

@ginny0719 Ай бұрын

Anyone ever have a client change colors 7 times? I did...whats funny is she changed back to the first one. She didn't realize the time of day and lighting makes a BIG difference! I made some really hood money on that job because she felt so bad about changing so many times!

@liljoniijon Ай бұрын

the one guy we all keep hearing is definitely getting paid cause nothing in the first 4 minutes was funny at all

@antibrevity Ай бұрын

He could have moved on after the phone, but instead he let it derail the set and lower the enjoyment for the whole audience. Forgetting to mute your phone is unfortunate, but letting that disrupt the show for everyone is worse. In a room with so many people someone might forget to silence their phone. It's annoying for everyone, but it's usually embarrassing to the person who did it, so trying to make them feel even worse makes you the jerk, not them. Have you never forgotten something? A rude person answers the phone and begins having a conversation or texting back. A normal human being immediately silences the phone and feels terrible about the disruption. Making a mistake is not the same as being rude; humans are not perfect. I've never forgotten to silence a phone, but I'm OCD and that's an advantage in this situation ;).

@rustylee1836 Ай бұрын

Yep! I saw someone with a lot of likes saying he recovered well, but, no, he did so poorly after that, slowest recovery I've ever seen by a comedian.

@jewelleryaddict Ай бұрын

Hello police I would like to report a painted house. No I am not drinking! It was white this morning now its brown. Ok buddy dont call here again and sober up!

@Ainaes-Feline Ай бұрын

Not funny at all, even the story about the house could have been delivered a lot better than the hack job he made out of it. Too bad..good material but the comedian sucks.

@TheGong00zler Ай бұрын

Even for women who choose to cover up & dress modestly as a part of religion & find it empowering, I still find it degrading because it’s still saying your body is wrong/tempting/sexy/too beautiful & it is your responsibility to help men. I know this is MY take based on my current understanding but if Islam people could explain, please do. I’d love to hear & learn

@namehere8099 Ай бұрын

In the military, a guy told us he thought women that were totally covered up (specifically Muslim women) to be gorgeous! He said he had some sort of fetish that made him think, "I just wonder what she looks like under all that!" 😂

@jamesbryan1644 Ай бұрын

Sorry, Graham, nothing funny here.

@GrahamKayComedy Ай бұрын

People are literally laughing

@Hallucinato444 Ай бұрын

I haven't even watched the video and I'm predicting this never happened and that this isn't the funniest way to get fired

@cauliflowerpower41 Ай бұрын

He's the funny guy at work but I wouldn't say a standup needs more in timing

@derekwalker4622 Ай бұрын

Well, for no more good than "The Tonight Show" and any other garbage spewing late-evening-after-the-11 o'clock-news shows come on, I can see why this guy thinks it is a "momentous" moment in his life. If *I* were a comedian, I would rather shoot my foot than go on one of those stupid shows. I was also *not at all impressed* with this guys performance, and I also think his big moment was definately on that show, not this one however.

@its_me_flee8188 Ай бұрын

He deserves to be fired. He’s NOT FUNNY. AT ALL.

@Vincent-ke5zn Ай бұрын

This guy is okay, but I've noticed that the older comedians are funnier

@gsftom Ай бұрын

Not very funny, thinks he is 🙂

@grizzlee7547 Ай бұрын

So, when does he say something funny?

@dallasreid7755 Ай бұрын

That was like comedy but without the funny bits

@willemp6432 Ай бұрын

Stop testing your intellect and just be funny.

@magpie_vii Ай бұрын

You first

@RicoCosta317 Ай бұрын

What tf you talking about? The man is hilarious. I'm gonna check out the full routine in the Dry Bar app while you sit there in apparent misery 😂

@RicoCosta317 Ай бұрын

@@magpie_vii🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gcfournier3386 Ай бұрын

Testing your intellect? He told stories about painting the wrong house

@vladtepes97 Ай бұрын

imagine, the two shooting victims once owned a beautiful, white house, until one fateful day.

@jzmcgriggs8652 Ай бұрын

What a waste of time. I painted the wrong house is not comedy. Unless you don't have any real jokes. I made it 9 min before I gave up.

@Herculano420 18 күн бұрын

SUCKS

@julianlocklear8069 Ай бұрын

Worst I've seen on drybar

@rudysal1429 Ай бұрын

Pretty mediocre.

@RichardWraith Ай бұрын

Which for a new and nervous comedian is a great start. He didn’t bomb, dealt with audience disruption and is relatable. I couldn’t do better than he did… 👍🏼🍻

@michaelzorz2344 Ай бұрын

As are you❤

@lisaherrick2610 Ай бұрын

BOOOOO BOOOOOO ABOUT THE TWO PEOPLE HAVING TO DIE AND HE HOPED THE FAMILY GOT TO SEE HIS SET.. NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THIS GUY IS SLOW TOO AND FORGETS WHERE HE IS AT.

@user-bv8bh8fu8k Ай бұрын