The Gentleman Pirate | Sundance Rejects
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3 жыл бұрынThe story of Stede Bonnet, a man who had an early mid-life crisis and decided to go a-pirating.
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Stede Bonnet - Ordinary Things: • The Evil Economics of ...
Ignatius Pell - SumitoMedia: / superkinkyninja
Mary Bonnet's Face - Selmacashmoney: / selmacashmoney
(voice by Sumito, sorry Selma)
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Original Music
Ben Symons (for hire)
Playlist of composed tracks:
• Internet Historian - D...
We also worked pretty hard on a version of the montage with lyrics, but then it just didn't quite work together with the visuals:
• Internet Historian - T...
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Other Music:
1. The Lone Rock
• Pirates Gold - Complet...
2. The Ends Of The Earth (19:19)
• Assassin's Creed IV : ...
3. I wonder - PYC music (audio library)
• I Wonder - PYC Music (...
4. Your Hand Of Sun and Jewels (Carja traditional) 02:44:22
• Horizon: Zero Dawn OST...
5. Becalmed (Concertina)
• SEA OF THIEVES - Full ...
6. Moderate Threat - Ben
Maiden Voyage
• SEA OF THIEVES - Full ...
7. Dreams - Firef!ies (audio library)
• Dreams - Firefl!es (No...
8. Ride of the Valkyries
• SEA OF THIEVES - Full ...
Pillars of eternity - elmshore
• Pillars of Eternity So...
(The rest still coming)
@duckman12569 3 жыл бұрын
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@bekirkl4658 3 жыл бұрын
İ just realized there were no ads in this video (except KZfaqs ads)
@BobofWOGGLE 3 жыл бұрын
I shiggy diggy.
@rajinicant7913 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao I laughed so hard at this
@myalt3019 3 жыл бұрын
This reply is only two hours old and it has 661 likes already
@neuffexx 3 жыл бұрын
That was great! Actually learned quite a deal from this. Also didn't realize, until mentioned at the end, that he played a role in assassins creed black flag.
@weest 3 жыл бұрын
cinematic masterpiece, 2/10
@Roooiboooi 3 жыл бұрын
:^)
@Luis-fw5hw 3 жыл бұрын
Yoo weest wasssupp!!!!!
@brandongerlord6997 3 жыл бұрын
Stfu weest
@amberhernandez 3 жыл бұрын
What a lad
@coolfondue 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@lakamokolaka 3 жыл бұрын
All of this because his wife wouldn't pass him the god damn syrup
@r2dezki 3 жыл бұрын
Next time my wife won't pass me the syrup, I'll tell her that I'll become a pirate if you don't.
@gordothesluggo1838 3 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Don't get married.
@walangchahangyelingden8252 3 жыл бұрын
@@gordothesluggo1838 Aye
@Saltiren 3 жыл бұрын
Not you Mary, I was talking to our daughter
@ratachuy2850 3 жыл бұрын
Nah bro He was talking to his daughter All this was because he named his daughter like his wife
@skymungar 2 жыл бұрын
The Quarter master is like the random person you met in game who's a veteran who's played for a couple years and is fine dealing with your shit as a new player
@gupadre8255 Жыл бұрын
Booger
@thetruegoldenknight Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the Quartermaster is a real blessing. The true badass of the show!
@butterss1178 Жыл бұрын
8th master*
@rc59191 Жыл бұрын
I always show nothing but respect to the Quartermasters in my Battalion lol. Wars in the end are won by logistics.
@AkashCherukuri Жыл бұрын
Kim Kitsuragi ???
@UltraDumbass1782 Жыл бұрын
I feel so sorry for the quartermaster in this story. He seems competent, intelligent, and loyal. He definitely deserved better than having to deal with all this shit.
@yuutaruu4242 Жыл бұрын
If he really existed. Or maybe he was a combination of people Stede met on his journeys.
@futuza Жыл бұрын
I'm really sad he was never promoted to 3 Quarter Master or at least half-master .
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Жыл бұрын
@@yuutaruu4242 Robert Tucker definitely existed
@captain-insano Жыл бұрын
Fr, the quartermaster was a mad lad
@mileskile9520 Жыл бұрын
he's literally adewalle from ac 4
@corporalkills 3 жыл бұрын
All these stock image costume models had no idea they would play supporting roles in a blockbuster film.
@Akunai_ 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@do_minguez 3 жыл бұрын
How about a community picture casting for the next video?
@misnomer6345 3 жыл бұрын
Hey I know this is off-topic but where is your profile pic from? it looks familiar
@UnseenVids 3 жыл бұрын
Text To Speech man is honored to be in this production
@williamyo1 3 жыл бұрын
@@misnomer6345 I will answer for him, it's from the Monogatari series. Enjoy that strange master piece of an anime.
@Deathstock 3 жыл бұрын
"The gentleman pirate" *Abandons family 8 minutes in*
@handler8838 3 жыл бұрын
Netflix: *casts him black* Everyone: hol up...
@mrman2415 3 жыл бұрын
@@handler8838 we wuz swashbucklers n sheit
@Tragedous 3 жыл бұрын
A true gentleman ALWAYS abandons his family!
@xEXABYTEx 3 жыл бұрын
He took Takeshi's Challenge
@AJPwny 3 жыл бұрын
@@xEXABYTEx Dammit, he shot the wind again!
@3vrLol Жыл бұрын
Consider this: building his boat so that he could be a pirate took 3 times as long as his actual pirating career
@cristophermedina8749 Жыл бұрын
His quartermaster and Blackbeard were extremely patient with him, probably because of how nice the guy was. They gave him way too many opportunities to shape up in my opinion.
@octavianschaefer7294 Жыл бұрын
It’s still so bizarre to me to picture someone as ruthless and brutal as Blackbeard, being patient with someone with the learning curve of the Great Plains.
@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 Жыл бұрын
@@octavianschaefer7294 well the guy last name is Teach after all
@spongytrout7462 Жыл бұрын
@@octavianschaefer7294 he literally never killed anyone Blackbeard was a nice guy too
@grimsladeleviathan3958 10 ай бұрын
@@spongytrout7462 "Nice" with quotation marks. Not killing someone is nice, but leading a bunch of pirates to kill for you... I dunno if I'd call that nice...
@grimsladeleviathan3958 10 ай бұрын
His Quartermaster's patience is truly inspiring. He seems like a genuinely loyal and trustworthy crew member. If I were a pirate, I'd love to have him on board
@luk7400 3 жыл бұрын
"What's your favourite movie?" "It's complicated..."
@nocouponsforkaren8587 3 жыл бұрын
@Simon Wyzik everyone knows this movie, smh my head
@earthwormjim9739 3 жыл бұрын
This is shockingly true.
@XforrestgumpX 3 жыл бұрын
I just saw the length of it...
@TheMambojack 3 жыл бұрын
so impressive...
@sidharthchopra 3 жыл бұрын
It's movie night, bois
@IHincognitoMode 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the cam was off
@bakedbagels3716 3 жыл бұрын
ok....
@donnydynamic3457 3 жыл бұрын
@@IHincognitoMode genius
@kriswithadagger Жыл бұрын
Proof that storytelling is more important than special effects... not that they weren't first rate. 10/10.
@bobbywesker6114 Жыл бұрын
First rate? more like Fifth Rate! 🤣
@alanabyss9246 9 ай бұрын
Indeed
@Lavthefox 7 ай бұрын
Huh? These were special effects? *Squints* could have sworn this was all live action and practical sets....
@boxman7044 10 ай бұрын
It should be pointed out that Stedes bounty was one of the highest ever given to a pirate with it being even larger than blackbeards bounty by the time he was executed
@antman1001000 8 ай бұрын
How exactly did he get higher than Blackbeard?
@boxman7044 8 ай бұрын
@@antman1001000 probably that bloody swathe at the end of his pirating career
@ArlecchinoAKAFather 6 ай бұрын
@@antman1001000because Black Beard didn't kill
@dirlone 3 жыл бұрын
Quartermaster not getting promoted to Halfmaster at the end was a missed opportunity
@zoopdterdoobdter5743 3 жыл бұрын
Not sure what you mean but, I think I agree: a very confusing/disappointing erection we've got here. 🧐
@zeche8477 3 жыл бұрын
Two thirds master
@lachesis1541 3 жыл бұрын
Well he was half in some respects
@conservativeliberal 3 жыл бұрын
Dollarmaster would of been better
@cosmicstrawberry7579 3 жыл бұрын
@@zoopdterdoobdter5743 quartermaster being a quarter of a master and halfmaster being a half of a master
@panicatthedisconnect 3 жыл бұрын
This is just grown men playing with dolls but instead of dolls it's Photoshop.
@user-ji4ve7sx2f 3 жыл бұрын
The beginning of the etiquette episode comes to mind hahahah
@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@pichass9337 3 жыл бұрын
1000th like I hold all the power
@noaag 3 жыл бұрын
The modern puppet show!
@skadoomosadi1411 3 жыл бұрын
*after effects
@Tgungen Жыл бұрын
Him being tossed around, meeting legendary piates and participating in major events all while being stuck in the background truly makes this plot feel like a weird/funny spinoff movie of a major franchise . Reminds me of The Lion King 1½
@octavianschaefer7294 Жыл бұрын
It sorta feels like an rpg game where the player tries to get away with making as little decisions as possible, except this actually happened in real life
@Ttegegg Жыл бұрын
@@octavianschaefer7294 and weirdly non aggressive
@AskForDoodles Жыл бұрын
He's the Forrest Gump of pirates 🤣
@alanabyss9246 9 ай бұрын
It feels like a DLC to assassin’s creed Black flag
@memeweirdguyn.0019 8 ай бұрын
@@alanabyss9246It's the character Edward meets, helps build a ship, becomes the fan favorite character and then has a sad ending that absolutely breaks your heart
@emilygorman8894 2 жыл бұрын
Man, I can't believe HBO Max put Our Flag Means Death on KZfaq to watch for free. Super cool of them.
@Jebu911 Ай бұрын
I think this is better it even has bonnet turn into a competent pirate. The show never lets him have that hes just a punching bag.
@christopherg.matton9610 3 жыл бұрын
This is unnervingly close to being a competent film
@ninopan1683 3 жыл бұрын
Had they taken this seriously, it could absolutely have been. I wish there was a genre like this, entire-lenght films edited in this sort of fashion Edit: excuse me, it actually is a competent film
@Masterwar15 3 жыл бұрын
It could definitely be adapted to an animation of sorts.
@Metruzanca 3 жыл бұрын
@@Masterwar15 nah this sort of editing adds character.
@walangchahangyelingden8252 3 жыл бұрын
@@Metruzanca Aye
@NGEvangeliman 3 жыл бұрын
You should have sent in this script... Nice historical comedy pirate film.
@gayassmarioyoloswag69x5 3 жыл бұрын
Ironically, Blackbeard died the way Stede wanted to go out. Fighting till his last breath. In the end even that was indirectly stolen from him by Blackbeard. Poor Stede.
@loone3100 3 жыл бұрын
Fucking Shakespearean
@Frank_144 3 жыл бұрын
I doubt a literate man would want to be shot, beaten and cut with a sword 20 times, and his head put on the front of a ship
@mr.outlaw231 3 жыл бұрын
@@loone3100 Some random witch to Blackbeard before meeting Bonnet: "I seeth thee in the shadows of anoth'r, but soft becoming what yond sir dreams. Beware though, lief to beest captain known f'r hair so black. F'r the life thee shall stealeth shall beest the one who is't shalt endeth thee, not by blade, 'r by caliver, 'r by poison, but by the fate that gent wast destin'd to has't."
@mr.outlaw231 3 жыл бұрын
@Sheklelberg Goldstein A supposed Shakespearean version of: "I see you in the shadows of another, slowly becoming what that man dreams. Beware though, soon to be captain known for hair so black. For the life you will steal will be the one who shall end you, not by blade, or by gun, or by poison, but by the fate he was destined to have."
@pauliewalnutsgualtieri8779 3 жыл бұрын
This honestly made me so sad I didn’t finish the video out of pure sadness
@Loglam Жыл бұрын
I am genuinely bothered by how well Sumito voices the angry wife.
@synersk Жыл бұрын
@SeenBefore I KNOW RIGHT?
@YEETUSDAFEETUS Жыл бұрын
STEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@lisat.223 Жыл бұрын
Im so annoyed by it 😂
@Szokynyovics Жыл бұрын
Spot on Mickey Mouse impression. :p
@Evanskyethomp Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@MusashiW-ec2yn Жыл бұрын
Actually shocked how decent Blackbeard was to Bonnet, the fact he gave back what he manipulatively took says something at the very least.
@plexyglass429 6 ай бұрын
Despite all the jokes about it in the pirates of the Caribbean movie there was some weird code of honor they all had
@G9FilthyPhil 4 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment. Blackbeard was EXTREMELY good to this man. I was stunned with the "twist" of blackboard being a "good" guy. Also, all the loyalty Bonnett received, all the way to the end, was unwarranted for a man of his stature.
@fatalbert2055 3 жыл бұрын
I love how likeable the Eighthmaster is despite the fact that he is just a png of some guy in a pirate costume lol.
@anotherwea6692 3 жыл бұрын
he is sumito, from the "in the field/quarantine" series.
@SomeOne-vf1rs 3 жыл бұрын
Another Wea ......no. Sumito is the boatswain. The quartermaster is just a pic of some guy.
@anotherwea6692 3 жыл бұрын
@@SomeOne-vf1rs whaaat? he looks identical wtf!
@marshallbernarte8216 3 жыл бұрын
Quartermaster was a chad
@richardomilos8686 3 жыл бұрын
he is more than that to us.
@ja-vishaara 3 жыл бұрын
"At age 6, Stede's father died." God, that dad died young.
@mhm77887 3 жыл бұрын
I shouldn't have laughed
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 3 жыл бұрын
@Matthew Bourke Not really, if you made it past 2 you would probably reach 70ish.
@spelcheak 3 жыл бұрын
@@trollisourbriteeggs6282 you must really hate children .
@patrickfrost9405 3 жыл бұрын
"Ara ara." -Stede's mom, probably
@Flammenengel1 3 жыл бұрын
At least he was born with a face
@TransformersBoss Жыл бұрын
I like how his kids names are Stede, Mary, Allamby, and Edward, which are his name, his wife’s name, his wife’s maiden name, and his father’s name respectively
@keepinmahprivacy9754 9 ай бұрын
They couldn't find the family Bible to pick new names so they just had to go with the ones they knew.
@moomyung9231 7 ай бұрын
Me and my 2 siblings have our middle names as our grandparents' first names, and my bro has our dad's name. With richer people like him that was even more common. In the Elizabethan Era there was a woman named Douglas Sheffield. She was the mistress of the man Elizabeth I was interested in. Douglas.
@shadowdroid776 3 ай бұрын
@@moomyung9231My friend and her younger sister have the same name just flipped around. So they're basically Jane Doe Smith and Doe Jane Smith (not their real names obviously). I'll never personally understand why people recycle names like that when naming their kids, but it is interesting.
@mcboomsauce7922 Жыл бұрын
didn't know that "the revenge" was the first ship Blackbeard captained...then named his ship "the queen ann's revenge" stede legit inspired blackbeards ship name
@cymes82 4 ай бұрын
He was probably hoping to pin whatever he did on Stede.
@sokushi2482 3 жыл бұрын
Quartermaster is that dude with 5000 hours on a game, who just plays support even though he knows all of the tips and tricks for every other class... but he just wants to carry because noone else could do his job better than him
@Tuvok_Shakur 3 жыл бұрын
those guys are truly noble warriors
@_Amit_Sunil 3 жыл бұрын
He may be quartermaster but he stole all of our hearts
@westcoast7429 3 жыл бұрын
its called a bodhisattva
@SwiftNimblefoot 3 жыл бұрын
And yet, history never cared to remember his name... Poor guy
@demonicwillow7339 3 жыл бұрын
@@SwiftNimblefoot i looked up on wikipedia and according to that his name was Robert Tucker
@orionship6975 3 жыл бұрын
"A stunning adventure brilliantly delivered by Mr. Historian"- The New York Times "INNIT"- BBC "A periscope into the brilliant world of pirating, skillfully delivered by Director Historian"- Rotten Oranges
@sonuantony8005 3 жыл бұрын
“A little something for everyone”-IGN
@grod5998 3 жыл бұрын
“Too much water” - also IGN
@SirPeterlll 3 жыл бұрын
"An emotional story, however we question if the ending is accurate" - CNN
@Gator_nit 3 жыл бұрын
To much Bonnet-ign 10/10
@thinpanix34 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@rawvegankid Жыл бұрын
Love the cheesy happy ending after the real one, it's obviously fake but still gives a sense of catharsis, and ends the story on a happy note.
@themidwesternman3672 Жыл бұрын
Yes the good ending
@sunnyjim1355 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I love a happy ending me. I'm just a big softie - although I hate cat simps.
@silverdrag0n_ 9 ай бұрын
it made me giggle and i think thats enough
@Providence83 Жыл бұрын
The gag of Stede being pushed face first into a pile of sand place in the prison cell a second and third time after the first on the island, along with the follow up "sand was everywhere" did not do unappreciated! So funny.
@gator_teeth 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Stede and Blackbeard literally just parted ways with no mutinies is hilarious to me.
@gagestah 3 жыл бұрын
it gets even *better* when you realized that given enough time, Stede's crew would and *did* mutiny on their own and flocked to him at the first opportunity. 3-D chess
@francissoto3027 3 жыл бұрын
Uhhh.. that was back when democracy worked
@JyujinPlus 3 жыл бұрын
@@francissoto3027 I love you
@muhammedahmed3291 3 жыл бұрын
He was so incompetent, there was no point
@gromigur 3 жыл бұрын
yes it suprised me so much, Blackbeard could have had two ships instantly but he gave him one chance which is so strange but kinda nice that he rather made the safe gamble than just betray him.
@gachalostitall979 3 жыл бұрын
"Damn, this almost sounds hilariously true" *checks wikipedia No fucking way
@TrippyTheShroom 3 жыл бұрын
I swear I did the exact same thing. I was baffled. What a fucking story.
@cecilofchristmaspast4186 3 жыл бұрын
For real
@blueberryfolf3932 3 жыл бұрын
Mainly the good ending
@potato1341 Жыл бұрын
I love this quartermaster guy. He seems to always give good advice and truly has his captain's back. I sure hope nothing bad happens to him.
@datguymiller 7 ай бұрын
Oh...does he die?
@JoeyYamitaro 7 ай бұрын
@@datguymillernah he lives in the secret ending
@ob2kenobi388 Жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: It's not that a pirate can't be a gentleman, it's that gentlemen don't make for good pirates.
@Dani_1012 Жыл бұрын
Indeed
@Brush421 Жыл бұрын
he was just pretty strategically impaired tbh if he wasn't so dumb he would've been decent
@enthiegavoir5955 Жыл бұрын
I really want to use that saying, that is amazing
@ob2kenobi388 Жыл бұрын
@@enthiegavoir5955 Go ahead!
@jamesoclaire4512 Жыл бұрын
@@ob2kenobi388 he just pirated your turn of phrase... And YOU'RE THANKING HIM
@d.k4990 3 жыл бұрын
“Internet Historian”, more like “History Historian”
@katjastrand3955 3 жыл бұрын
History Internetian?
@thebantam2724 3 жыл бұрын
Wikipedia Historian
@EinFelsbrocken 3 жыл бұрын
History historian: Unknown Author
@ZeroTheHeartlessKing 3 жыл бұрын
ether way i wanna see more of this grade A+ work myself
@mongrel_97 3 жыл бұрын
well you see, Blackbeard was a huge shitposter on Tumblr back in the day.
@borgwardd24 3 жыл бұрын
Internet Historian: creates FEATURE LENGTH FILM. Also Internet Historian: releases it on alternate account.... I shudder to imagine what will appear next on the main channel if this has become your idea of a shtpost.
@romania5106 3 жыл бұрын
Internet historian gets to talk about actual history
@sirapple589 3 жыл бұрын
Internet Historian about to put the Long Man himself, Mauler, to shame.
@bakedbagels3716 3 жыл бұрын
3 HOUR LONG FILM BOYS
@anthonyrangel7239 3 жыл бұрын
@@bakedbagels3716 and then a trilogy
@alliezah 3 жыл бұрын
And that's how longmen are made.
@greenjacketman560 2 жыл бұрын
"Chapter 108 the very hungry caterpillar is on trial for his war crimes"
@piotrapinski658 2 жыл бұрын
The knock on 28:50 sounded so realistic on my headphones, that I almost jumped out of my chair as I was sure someone is knocking on my window. On the third floor. At night. Thank you for this jumpscare.
@deag4113 Жыл бұрын
Me too, holy shit
@DavidToast Жыл бұрын
lol just happened to me as well
@brettvv7475 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit, same!
@zarunprince4818 Жыл бұрын
Same
@1236548941468496 Жыл бұрын
I just opened my eyes a bit more and yelled "COME IN..!", then opened my door, laughed and came to look if someone else commented on it, wtf!
@ethzero 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: There's are over 100 vending machines per pirate in Nassau.
@liquidtompls5666 3 жыл бұрын
Real shit
@swggr1 3 жыл бұрын
also 1 condom per 100 pirates in somali
@plokijum 3 жыл бұрын
Are you sure you're not talking about refrigerators
@ChamChamRealSmooth 3 жыл бұрын
@@plokijum No, no, that's a STAT!
@volturnianlobster9350 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: there are over 100 vending machines per pirate in nebraska
@threadEvent 3 жыл бұрын
"And... Black Beard actually gave him his ship back." What a twist.
@wordlespoems 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda hoping he would steal it
@steamstewbaconbrew7094 3 жыл бұрын
but he did
@Tragedous 3 жыл бұрын
Blackbeard actually gave him his ship back and yet he still lost it to him That takes a special kind of fucking it up
@nope7718 3 жыл бұрын
But he did
@PrismTheKid 3 жыл бұрын
Blackbeard was the uber chad, he already knew the crew was going to go to him after they saw his work. He was playing the long con
@CorkSkrew 2 жыл бұрын
So basically Stede Bonnet was just the Michael Scott of piracy
@datguymiller 7 ай бұрын
Uuuh...yeah that about sums it up
@O.Reagano 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the stock photo guy used for all of the crewmembers and seeing this haha Just watching edited versions of yourself dance around in a pirate movie wow
@superguy183828 6 ай бұрын
🤖Arr🤖
@FourOf92000 3 жыл бұрын
when your dad goes out for milk and ends up on the gallows for piracy a year and a half later
@benevolentworldexploder5395 3 жыл бұрын
Despite it not making sense at all, I like to imagine the family seeing Dad's face on a wanted poster on the back of a milk jug. "He went to get milk, I didn't think he'd be on the milk."
@Cenentury0941 3 жыл бұрын
@@benevolentworldexploder5395 wanted posters on milk jugs seem a bit strange.
@nightynightlayla374 3 жыл бұрын
No he went to get syrup.
@imperialfist2304 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right
@jeryram9969 3 жыл бұрын
This is literally the 1700s equivalent to breaking bad.
@valentinkrajzelman4649 3 жыл бұрын
You are not wrong
@Nugzerian 3 жыл бұрын
This is the exact moment stede bonnet became captain bonnet
@Nugzerian 3 жыл бұрын
@@jjsouls6986 have you watched the whole thing? the first season was slow, it gets better
@Nugzerian 3 жыл бұрын
@@jjsouls6986 what in the world are you talking about
@jjsouls6986 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nugzerian idk what ur talking about🕷🦊
@MyersTheDriver Жыл бұрын
This guy looks like the reporter who helped the man that was stuck in a cave.
@christinecrawford Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@Dancingonthesun Жыл бұрын
Must be a distant ancestor!
@razorsneck6379 Жыл бұрын
sus, innit?
@chasjetty8729 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, same guy. I like to think it’s a vampire.
@elitecompany51 Жыл бұрын
It might have been silly, but I found myself genuinely involved in the story. It was very enjoyable
@OtakuVs 3 жыл бұрын
MA! Kids! He’s done it! Gather round!!
@Sleepy_Cabbage 3 жыл бұрын
*grabs popcorn* n o i c e
@azirul9311 3 жыл бұрын
Pog
@creepdimensions2405 3 жыл бұрын
Hey hey hey what are YOU doing here!? Nice
@LocalGuardsman 3 жыл бұрын
IH is Otachan’s husbando comfirmed.
@dhafaoen2 3 жыл бұрын
Wait wtf
@josejalaeno73 3 жыл бұрын
I think we could all use a quartermaster in our lives. A true homie.
@bobbyrosken 3 жыл бұрын
Successful men have awful wives
@ajshim 3 жыл бұрын
He is the kind of man I aspire to be. Minus the death by canon fire, multiple organs flying out & being marooned.
@probableflaws3597 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t you mean 1/8th master?
@charlesballiet7074 3 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus shutup reason no one listens to you anymore its 2020
@overgrowthj4612 3 жыл бұрын
Ignatius Pell is a douche
@brianbauer7560 11 ай бұрын
I'm glad he lived. Got the Quartermaster back and everything 😃
@antleymeese2147 Жыл бұрын
I may have missed something, but I’m curious as to how Bonnet found out his crew was marooned on the sandbar. What, did Blackbeard just leave a note on the Revenge that said “your princess is in another castle”? How did he know that they didn’t just go with Blackbeard?
@SpiffoGaming Жыл бұрын
There's a specific sandbar that the pirate community collectively agreed to abandon their crews at. It was so that any captain in need of more men could check there for abandoned men
@octavianschaefer7294 Жыл бұрын
@@SpiffoGaming that’s surprisingly forward thinking for what essentially amounts to a bunch of raiders
@antleymeese2147 Жыл бұрын
@@SpiffoGaming Ah, how stupid of me. I forgot about the old pirate trick of the “lost and found” box
@itsanoformedawg Жыл бұрын
@Octavian Schaefer just because they're criminals doesn't mean they're stupid. This isn't Bethesda.
@jensmarkgraf 10 ай бұрын
@@SpiffoGaming I really can´t think of anything smart to say here :D see you at Twiggy´s
@charlievanderwal9654 3 жыл бұрын
Things I can handle -His crew rebelling against his orders. -His crew choosing a new Captain. Things I can't handle -The boys not wanting to listen to storytime in the late hour.
@tristanrodriguez3653 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that hit on a personal level
@drip1192 3 жыл бұрын
And also the quartermaster dying
@amugglewatchingmugglething6585 3 жыл бұрын
@@drip1192 too soon man, too soon...
@Jackado0dle 3 жыл бұрын
I want to like this comment but it's at 666 and I don't want to ruin that
@gabrielperron7403 3 жыл бұрын
*ow*
@YTartschool 3 жыл бұрын
My god what a masterpiece
@noobnoob8922 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being verified and having no likes. Oh shieeeet my plans be foiled!
@IHincognitoMode 3 жыл бұрын
I gave him a like
@yadrianortiz3664 3 жыл бұрын
6 minutes ago
@yadrianortiz3664 3 жыл бұрын
I also gave him a like
@woda9291 3 жыл бұрын
I am the third like.
@adambombdiggidy Жыл бұрын
I love how you can still tell Blackbeard is voiced by SumitoMedia even though there's voice modulation
@solomonchild3398 8 ай бұрын
Damn I didn't even notice that, wow that's incredible
@LordVanBrave 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the show they made about this video!!
@dylanmellor706 3 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Don’t get a nagging wife or you’ll end up on an extremely painful redemption ark.
@YouDonkeyfu 3 жыл бұрын
or get one and u gain god tier plot armor for the most part of your life.
@evaristo5053 3 жыл бұрын
Grab the syrup by yourself
@cheezytaterz6776 3 жыл бұрын
It happened in gta 5 as well!
@masontrupe9047 3 жыл бұрын
I like the idea of naming his ship "the Redemption Ark"
@lawrencescales9864 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think that was the moral 🤔
@eudgenius46 3 жыл бұрын
I don't see why everyone's so sad over the Quartermaster's fate. After such immaculate service, the Quartermaster was promoted to Halfmaster. Just not by his captain, but rather the British cannonball.
@wyattkluver1692 3 жыл бұрын
thats pretty good lol
@zerronyx1362 3 жыл бұрын
Now this is a good comment
@igoresque 3 жыл бұрын
demoted to eighthmaster, then promoted back, then demoted to eighthmaster again
@Bigburton3 3 жыл бұрын
😔
@meniimya5148 3 жыл бұрын
:| >:| >:)
@SamueltheHamuel Жыл бұрын
I think it says something that, only in the face of hardship could Bonnet become a true pirate. It shows that this type of job can only come from desperation.
@RauschenPauli Жыл бұрын
i hope we get one of these types of videos again. the swedish job and this are so good
@isaacmurphy591 Жыл бұрын
YES.
@daviddavis4885 3 жыл бұрын
This man had a mid life crisis so intense that it ended up in the history books
@creapyalbinofish 3 жыл бұрын
I imagine that much of history is a series of mid life crises.
@felixl.2606 3 жыл бұрын
Today, he might end up in a "florida man did...." head line :D
@hanselsihotang 3 жыл бұрын
@@felixl.2606 Florida man stole merchant vessel, ends up attacking a Venezuelan Navy's Frigate.
@Gh0stily111 2 жыл бұрын
He’s like a real life Heisenberg.
@leef8433 Жыл бұрын
@@hanselsihotang hmmm good idea I might try that
@TheHaHaNinja 3 жыл бұрын
I'll never forgive reality for not letting Stede have his final anime showdown with Blackbeard
@gigachad5563 3 жыл бұрын
Thaz some fukin one piece bullshit
@r-saint 3 жыл бұрын
That's what you get for not listening one-eighth-master.
@rpgeek22 3 жыл бұрын
Atleast he outlived him
@Bee-zr5pb 3 жыл бұрын
The greatest tradgedy of modern history 😤😞
@pierrebegley2746 3 жыл бұрын
@@rpgeek22 Very true that
@michaelcaplin8969 Жыл бұрын
Blackbeards character is voiced INCREDIBLY well here, and his dialogue is just as good. I genuinely felt he was a badass that I was slightly afraid of, and not a character in an Internet Historian video whenever he spoke.
@isabellabuchheit2186 Жыл бұрын
This walked so “our flags mean death” could run
@breadcrumbhoarder 3 жыл бұрын
Stede wasn’t really even a captain just like a dude they let hang out with them because he owns the boat lol
@carnifex2005 3 жыл бұрын
He was the Tekashi69 of pirates.
@LoyaltL 3 жыл бұрын
Don't do that to him. Let him have this one.
@theunfetteredopinion5539 3 жыл бұрын
Basically like any drummer in any band ever.
@HECKproductions 3 жыл бұрын
like the kid who nobody liked but he was the only one who had a nintendo
@JinxPlayz 3 жыл бұрын
boatlord
@maiam388 3 жыл бұрын
"Well, I'm not like the other pirates" a statement only a protagonist with god-level plot armor would say.
@hanselsihotang 3 жыл бұрын
And he really did have a thick plot armor
@kkaassist 7 ай бұрын
basically monkey d luffy
@entropynme 10 ай бұрын
I can still remember when I watched this the day it was uploaded, it was a masterpiece then and it still is now
@lovecraftgaming6507 Жыл бұрын
Had he not decided to become a pirate that day despite his inexperience, we wouldn't even know who this man were. By mere trying something even without fully succeeding he made it to the history books. If that's not the true happy ending and lesson here I don't know what is.
@jordanriederer1518 Жыл бұрын
dude was hanged
@TheChaosCorvid 11 ай бұрын
@@jordanriederer1518 We all die eventually, might as well make an event of it.
@joaquincasascortes624 11 ай бұрын
@@jordanriederer1518 Despite that, he will probably be remembered more than you and I
@knell18897 11 ай бұрын
@@joaquincasascortes624 Wasted a life to be remembered by random people on the internet ? I would rather be remembered by those that is close to me. Glory is fools' gold and all that.
@akumasstorytime3910 10 ай бұрын
@@knell18897 glory may be fool's gold but by jove is it not the only thing some of the greatest men desire.
@hotdiggedydemon 3 жыл бұрын
I wish it was possible to run away and become a pirate in this day and age. Sick of this shit
@jacyaug 3 жыл бұрын
Are you alright man?
@ggtroll1365 3 жыл бұрын
Go to Somalia or the Philippines
@Dgero 3 жыл бұрын
Ooh recent comment
@buffbroly8169 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@cringeyidiotterry 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's still possible; you'll just have to learn Somali, then travel to Somalia.
@Mclawliet1 3 жыл бұрын
That Quartermaster is a total waifu material.
@legendarymarston9174 3 жыл бұрын
No, Husbando!!
@afthefragile 3 жыл бұрын
He's right next to Speedwagon in top tier waifu material!
@marialewis204 3 жыл бұрын
You know, I totally started shipping them after that he said as you wish.
@ZELDAMAN1000 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Username-1939t9 3 жыл бұрын
I wish this wasn't so true
@porkboi1142 Жыл бұрын
The Quarter Master (1/8 Master) Is the single most precious character ever.
@mrhowl8715 Жыл бұрын
30:52 what Teach did was definitely merciful, Steve had a new opportunity to learn what it really means to be a pirate
@katrinawilliams5030 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes a family is a quartermaster, a gentleman pirate and their 3 children
@channingbloom7125 3 жыл бұрын
500
@wiggy700 3 жыл бұрын
If only Stede had Nord vpn, The British would have never found him.
@rumbabygal-5758 3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@andrezits9723 3 жыл бұрын
"Sir, we've uncovered Stede's location" "Good, let's prepare an attack" "There's just one problem" "And what would that be?" "You see, Stede is apparently sailing in the indian sea right now" "Wha- how?" "And less than 24 hours ago he was sailing in Antarctica"
@hexaltheninjawow9531 3 жыл бұрын
@@andrezits9723 “sir, it appears Stede is now at the king's castle,” “Wait wha-” “The king was killed by an AR-15”
@wesleyellis1364 Жыл бұрын
I have been consistently coming back to watch this when I'm having bad days - this is genuinely serotonin fuel for me. Thank you very much for helping me through the hardest of times.
@jumnei5159 Жыл бұрын
It's kinda nice that Blackbeard gave him his ship and crew back the first time. Had Bonnet been more lucky after that maybe his pirate life would have been much better
@InternetPeopleAreNotReal 3 жыл бұрын
For those who did not know, Bonnet's quartermaster was named Robert Tucker. Rest in peace, Robert.
@cornman3765 3 жыл бұрын
Robert was a real bro
@darkhorseman90 3 жыл бұрын
Him and his constantly-spilling-out organs
@studentemail19 3 жыл бұрын
@@tachisme bor
@robertb7293 3 жыл бұрын
@@tachisme I definitely endorse this message. Mostly because my middle initial is 'O'.
@lovefreijsandberg6373 3 жыл бұрын
@@tachisme bor
@donniejefferson9554 3 жыл бұрын
I just want to note that this dude was 30 when he died. This man had 4 kids and did all this pirate stuff by 30. What a legend.
@IamKindness 3 жыл бұрын
30 in 1718 years is 60.
@JurzGarz 3 жыл бұрын
No, it’s not. It’s still 30. People didn’t magically age faster.
@alvyna.5903 3 жыл бұрын
@@JurzGarz I think what he means is that being 30 then is like being 60 now (because life expectancy?)
@donniejefferson9554 3 жыл бұрын
@@alvyna.5903 Yeah but that isnt even accurate. The main reason life expectancy was so low was infant mortality being really high. People lived pretty close to as long as they do now.
@alvyna.5903 3 жыл бұрын
@@donniejefferson9554 huh, neat
@Metal00m Жыл бұрын
The story of Thomas Cochrane is insane. Royal Naval captain in the Nepoleonic Wars. If you ever needed another idea like this vid, I'd highly recommend
@mysterycrumble Жыл бұрын
i have lost count of the times i have watched this in entirety and loved the ever living fuck out of it. one of the best things i've ever seen.
@ALEXGAYMAR2312 3 жыл бұрын
This historian guy always pushing the 10 minute mark, disgustang
@aturchomicz821 3 жыл бұрын
I dont think this comment really works in the context of an only 1 hour long video...
@thatonenon-uniqueindividual 3 жыл бұрын
dIsGuStAnG Don't like my reply pls or you are stupid.
@benjamingoodman2690 3 жыл бұрын
@@aturchomicz821 woosh.
@sire8677 3 жыл бұрын
@@benjamingoodman2690 wtf do you mean by woosh thats not how you use it
@re-crafted2993 3 жыл бұрын
@@aturchomicz821 what ARE you taking about! he's barely making it pased the 10 min mark. It's outrageously lazy. No effort whatsoever! He is an ad rev hogging pig! I spit on you and your family internet historian Peuew peuw.
@GenkiGanbare 3 жыл бұрын
The scene where Blackbeard roasts Stede, takes him hostage, steals his crew, and buys him a drink while Stede contemplates what a failure he is in spite of everything in life being handed to him actually made me feel a feeling. Nominating this for actual Sundance.
@JyujinPlus 3 жыл бұрын
For real! That scene, and Harriet’s death scene, Stede’s quest for revenge. I thought I was just gonna watch and laugh but I nearly cried like four times during this whole ass movoe
@ramthilak6591 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't think I'd get emotional too, when Stede's crew didn't want him to read a book was the beginning of something else entirely
@Tgungen 3 жыл бұрын
I got sad over a compilation of Google images
@cymes82 3 жыл бұрын
Sundance is a noncefest though. I'm not sure if getting nominated should be perceived as a positive.
@user-fe8gx3ie5v Жыл бұрын
@@cymes82 Go outside, Br*tard.
@archerdork7116 7 ай бұрын
As much as I enjoy Our Flag Means Death, nothing beats the original
@zagralinarf 2 ай бұрын
3 years later and this is still the best movie that's come out in the past 15 years. I watch this once every 6 months.
@jamesbishop802 3 жыл бұрын
Let this be a lesson to all who wish to become a pirate. Pirating isn't all about sailing and booty, but sometimes it's about the matey's we make along the way.
@qfjd 3 жыл бұрын
:^)
@dontuserachelslurs 3 жыл бұрын
P.^)
@Bruh-7 3 жыл бұрын
One Piece
@ARockyRock 3 жыл бұрын
Yarr, that do be a fine statement.
@FloatingOer 3 жыл бұрын
The true booty was on the friends we made along the way
@shirow7677 3 жыл бұрын
47:10 "recite the abc's backwards" "I can't rea-" *smack*
@in_sin1674 3 жыл бұрын
thats how it went
@nathanmullan71 Жыл бұрын
This was an experience, such a well paced feature length film with excitement around every corner! I think that there needs to be an awards category for films like this. 10/10 better than Pirates of the Caribbean 5!
@AndyTaken Жыл бұрын
Are you suggesting Pirates 1 - 4 are all 10/10?
@nathanmullan71 Жыл бұрын
@Andy Taken I mean 1 is certainly up there but I do think I'd rather watch this than probably any of them haha At least this one's educational
@AndyTaken Жыл бұрын
@@nathanmullan71 I would agree 1 was up there, I was merely joking because your comment suggests all of them bar PoC5 is a 10/10
@isabellaangeline2175 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this so many times since discovering this channel a couple weeks ago, and I don’t think I could ever get bored of it. It’s just so good.
@JianCB2 3 жыл бұрын
His piracy would have never been found out, if he used Nord VPN.
@liopleurodon155 3 жыл бұрын
Virtual Pirate Network?
@JianCB2 3 жыл бұрын
@@liopleurodon155 Precisely.
@lancetomimoto3478 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@cymes82 3 жыл бұрын
Weren't they hacked recently?
@neal2399 3 жыл бұрын
“Pirate captain reading to the crew” is a remarkably wholesome image I never knew I needed
@user-yu3ge4iv8r 3 жыл бұрын
@@zogwort1522 Huh?
@johnnyaugust5015 3 жыл бұрын
@@zogwort1522 Wha-
@inforism. 3 жыл бұрын
@@zogwort1522 what in the hell? lmao
@diemullmilch6009 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah till the caterpillar committed war crimes...
@hitlard5305 3 жыл бұрын
@@zogwort1522 what
@stardusst 2 жыл бұрын
our flag means death should've been the love history between stede and the quartermaster.
@eden7622 7 ай бұрын
It's nice to watch something about Stede Bonnet that doesn't make me run through a vast range of emotions in 28 minutes
@splat-a-tat6780 3 жыл бұрын
That quartermaster was the absolute man here. Through the amateurishness and idiocy, he stood by Stede’s side the entire time. All respect to him.
@bewater6684 3 жыл бұрын
best boi
@YuiroAoba 3 жыл бұрын
waifu material
@NewHandleWhoDeez 3 жыл бұрын
Big F
@gioliharveyocarol5141 3 жыл бұрын
F
@MASTERCRAFT938 3 жыл бұрын
F
@Gromek999 3 жыл бұрын
It won’t be long before teachers show this in schools
@wisemankugelmemicus1701 3 жыл бұрын
It is quite well sourced
@nonnayobuissness5682 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hey buddy
@kanon1118 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure my Sose Teacher Mr Murphy wouldve have
@nxone9903 3 жыл бұрын
innit
@paullees6687 3 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine? History would actually be kinda interesting
@F1R3F0R6E 2 жыл бұрын
The writing, the scenery. The organic movement. I meant to comment on this when i first saw it but this is TOO MUCH. The artistry ive experienced cannot be experienced again for the first time, and for this I weep.
@yeti4269 2 жыл бұрын
2:05 RIP Stede's father, he lived an accomplished 6 years.
@meowcow21 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@baasino6986 3 жыл бұрын
This man is really just making actual movies for us. This is why he’s such a good KZfaqr.
@EminTahirov 3 жыл бұрын
He won't even do it on the main channel. Respect
@object2379 3 жыл бұрын
We dont deserve him
@slugworth3111 3 жыл бұрын
@@EminTahirov they need to let him reset the password again
@paulpolito2001 3 жыл бұрын
Its one of the many reasons that "stock image of elderly Caucasian male" will, in my mind, forever be the Internet Historian.
@tidalgrunt6549 3 жыл бұрын
Heres hoping like all the best movies it comes in a group of three, the second of which is by far the best even though the other two are still pretty good, and the fourth of which *does not, never has, and never will exist.*
@PlatinumWoW 3 жыл бұрын
Its awesome to see this 'google images' visual style progress and all the neat little tricks you do
@fatyeet9372 3 жыл бұрын
My two favorite Editors, y'all should collab
@laurenstrines4783 3 жыл бұрын
Plat UwU
@mortarion9813 3 жыл бұрын
@@fatyeet9372 Totally agree
@b0nech3wer50 3 жыл бұрын
Hello my favourite WoW KZfaqr
@daveasher2687 3 жыл бұрын
I knew you must be Internet Historian fan ever since that Dalaran Nord VPN ad ;P
@asphalt-cowboy9479 Жыл бұрын
As odd as it is the guy that's depicted as stede bonnett looks exactly like how you would imagine someone like him to look.
@cassandras8797 Жыл бұрын
seriously, ordinary things was absolutely perfect for the role
@Lyralye23 Жыл бұрын
Even with how ridiculously unrealistic that the "good ending" was, it actually made me smile and left me satisfied.
@samholt1147 3 жыл бұрын
"But it's not historically accurate!" "I missed the part where that's my problem"
@thatperson420blyat 3 жыл бұрын
it's a refernce to the first spiderman movie lmao
@thebrutusmars 3 жыл бұрын
@@thatperson420blyat Yes. We know.
@skracha2 3 жыл бұрын
@@thatperson420blyat woosh
@metroexokitt4416 3 жыл бұрын
Gonna cry?
@Daniel-sk7le 3 жыл бұрын
@@skracha2 "woosh" is for when someone doesnt get the joke but he was explaining the joke, meaning he already knew what the joke was
@skuller5553 3 жыл бұрын
I completely lost it at: "Recite the ABC's backwards!" "But I can't read." *SMACK*
@leebarth2305 2 жыл бұрын
40:30 is when Our Flag Means Death season 1 ends, if anyone is curious
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