The Great Kuva Farm

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Жыл бұрын

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@mihaillalov9462 Жыл бұрын

Mf straight up broke the economy and forced DE to take action specifically because of his shenanigans and then spent all the goddamned kuva on a single riven mod...absolutely amazing

@zaknafein254 11 ай бұрын

What did DE do lmao

@Proscar-ne4qh 11 ай бұрын

Put a cap on how much Kiva you could buy with Steel Essence, cuz he straight up bought 18 million in one shot, plus I’m pretty sure they put a reference to him specifically, cuz in the sorrow cycle of Duviri there is a NPC depressed singing “18 million bottles of Kuva on the wall”

@oktsaring9506 11 ай бұрын

@@Proscar-ne4qh how insane does a person have to be to affect a game so much that the devs put a reference to him in the fucking *depression* cycle oh right hermos is a warframe shitposter

@jj6287 11 ай бұрын

@@Proscar-ne4qh No way, this is so cool ... in a mental instable way ... so many Kuvas ....

@JordanAdventure1 9 ай бұрын

i think he is the whole reason incarnon was spawned into this realm so people dont lose their sanity.

@hfzeroproductions2867 Жыл бұрын

And here, we watch a man driven to insanity by his greed, pride, envy, lust, gluttony and his wrath. All cause of one thing, *kuva*

@aidanmbonu9587 Жыл бұрын

Gotta stop the voices some how… by snorting kuva

@RenegadeStriker7 Жыл бұрын

Ngl this could have been me at one point in my life 😂

@hfzeroproductions2867 Жыл бұрын

@@RenegadeStriker7 if you've played Warframe long enough, you've gone through the torture of Kuva farming at least one

@plasticchairguy6471 Жыл бұрын

It reminds me to the orokin

@RenegadeStriker7 11 ай бұрын

@@hfzeroproductions2867 we do not speak of my days that lead to being in Kuva anonymous

@CoolKid369 8 ай бұрын

This is honestly probably the greatest Warframe video ever made, genuine masterpiece

@ThelastDJ1976 7 ай бұрын

An onslaught of chaotic glee, unstable machinations & a highly detailed account of one man's dissent into madness. This is art in its highest form.

@spaghettisauce445 7 ай бұрын

it sums up farming in warframe perfectly

@blazesalamancer8767 6 ай бұрын

Uh... didn't this dude harass your friend Sab cause he didn't wanna collab while he was going through a tough irl situation with his mother? 😬

@CoolKid369 6 ай бұрын

@@blazesalamancer8767 didn't hear it was that bad until just today with his video, had no idea it was anything worse than friendly

@blazesalamancer8767 6 ай бұрын

@@CoolKid369 yea, same with most of us... didn't revisit and see your comment till now. Sad a lot of people are defending him even tho he's friends with oscar, just cause this video is popular.

@wildlettuce8821 Жыл бұрын

Most sane warframe player.

@catalintimofti1117 10 ай бұрын

Real (Send help)

@thewizard1 9 ай бұрын

I wasted 800 platinum on what stalker? Just to get the despair. Where can I buy a suicide riven with extra dip?

@ductapu 6 ай бұрын

@@thewizard1lmfao ur not the only one

@k_Why 5 ай бұрын

they fucking immortalized him lmao when i ran across the girl sitting there talking about the 18 million bottles of kuva, i was like a crack addict going "where?? gimme, i need!!!" cant believe it was an actual reference

@yeetyah403 8 ай бұрын

Nukes the entire riven economy, scams everyone that helped him do it, even elaborates further.

@TURTLEBOSS3273 7 ай бұрын

FARM KUVA FOR 5HOURS NOW AND LISTEN TO SHREK SAXOPHONE FOR 6HOURs YOUR IN TIME OUT NOW bb

@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER 6 ай бұрын

What did he do? What do you mean nuked the economy?🧑🏿‍🦲

@TURTLEBOSS3273 6 ай бұрын

@@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER kuva

@TURTLEBOSS3273 6 ай бұрын

@@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER nuked kuva

@xavier_got_ya9169 4 ай бұрын

@@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATERbefore this video released, you used to be able to infinitely purchase kuva for steel essence... the release of this video is what made DE realize that they needed to change how Kuva could be acquired. Ever since then, you can only purchase Kuva with Steel Essence 20 times a week

@plague8638 Жыл бұрын

He played Taveuni for one entire day in just one mission, dear god

@KinaIchi Жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing

@methanoI 11 ай бұрын

In the end, he got enough Steel Essence for literal years to come.

@Yuropeandjumpskare 11 ай бұрын

@@methanoIhe spent most of it

@Arctic_roach 9 ай бұрын

@@Yuropeandjumpskarecorrection he spent all except for 4

@freshvexmilk1910 9 ай бұрын

and he literallly spent 14 hours re rolling 1 goddamn riven. holy shit

@xecron9116 10 ай бұрын

So this is why Teshin said Kuva corrupts

@IndigoTail 3 ай бұрын

this mf definitely shotgunned the eldritch dr pepper the moment his hand touched the bottle

@gumebe4349 Жыл бұрын

"Others believe Kuva to be a poison, a corrupting oil that brings madness and evil." Yeah so we just saw a man go completely insane farming the funni red substance

@jimmychun 9 ай бұрын

If kuva was real this guy would be the most powerful orokin unironically.

@chununcut 9 ай бұрын

hoyl shiz i posted this 9 days ago i thought it was yesterday. @@jimmychun

@Dark_Starvoid 8 ай бұрын

@@jimmychun If he'd absorbed 20m Kuva, he'd be able to just fly up to the Void, rip the Man in the Wall by the throat and D E V O U R them.

@chrispaulalias4468 7 ай бұрын

Yea the Ad was not lying apparently😂

@animo9050 7 ай бұрын

@@Dark_Starvoidladies and gentlemen, I believe we have our solution to the wally problem.

@underidoderidoderiododerid2001 Жыл бұрын

Kinda hate that you went through all that. But boy is it entertaining. 50m kuva next.

@un-kyejohn2968 Жыл бұрын

Nooo

@ReardensmolhauzLLargo Жыл бұрын

I can't believe you've done this

@aidangayao2772 Жыл бұрын

He doesn’t have the balls

@suschilegge1683 Жыл бұрын

69m or he doesn't truly like kuva, he's just pretending

@Dandyman69 Жыл бұрын

@@suschilegge1683 jesus christ let him sleep

@jennyperpa5302 Ай бұрын

We are born of the Kuva. Made men by the Kuva. Undone by the Kuva. Fear the old Kuva.

@light6532 Жыл бұрын

Hermos is a type of person who got out of the Kuva Fortress inside Prison for almost 3 years, got out and tell his story on how he been sniffing the red mist to survive

@tomathan1333 11 күн бұрын

I play this every time I run an endless mission solo to remind myself that there's always a deeper hole to fall down

@sumbird290 12 күн бұрын

Still listening to this while studying. Keeps my amygdala in check, would recommend

@rabbitboybrownie86 9 күн бұрын

Amygdala.. old blood… hunters…. BLOOD

@sumbird290 9 күн бұрын

@@rabbitboybrownie86 average BB player when seeing basic human brain anatomy

@GlyphMaster Жыл бұрын

“…And I have too much to say and two thirds of it would put us BOTH on a watch list” Solid 5 minute chuckle

@glome2404 Жыл бұрын

My favorite hermos moment was when he said "IT'S KUUVIN' TIME" and kuuved all over the place

@Lemon_Sage9999 5 ай бұрын

I made this same kuuving joke the night before I saw this comment. Great minds think alike

@alexnual2798 Жыл бұрын

This is the closest a Warframe video will ever be to art

@Lemon_Sage9999 6 ай бұрын

At 8:43 mf was spitting bars. This IS art

@drscorpio1094 Ай бұрын

SO ITS YOUR FAULT YOURE THE REASON I CANT BUY KUVA IN BULK.

@Redpanda9791 Жыл бұрын

This video is the best piece of Warframe content I've ever seen. I hope it goes well man. Thank you!

@somerandomkid1582 Жыл бұрын

YOOOOO WHY DO WE HAVE THE SAME PFP AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD IT

@randomuser5443 2 ай бұрын

Yooo, red pandas

@randomuser5443 2 ай бұрын

@@somerandomkid1582bro red panda gang

@somerandomkid1582 2 ай бұрын

@@randomuser5443 MOFGGG HIIIII

@thisguy3500 Жыл бұрын

I spent 32 million kuva years ago on a single riven. This was back when the only reliable source was Taevuni and corrosive was a decent status.

@eyalamit5120 Жыл бұрын

It still is a decent status though. Just not as good as viral.

@malikfakhoury8333 Жыл бұрын

What, how did u get that much

@thisguy3500 Жыл бұрын

@@malikfakhoury8333Booster + Smeeta charm and 12+ hours a day.

@LuckyGuts 8 ай бұрын

@@malikfakhoury8333mental illness

@Sqrawe 6 ай бұрын

@@malikfakhoury8333mental aids

@PolandDoge 6 ай бұрын

One must imagine a kuva farmer happy

@Gmatria 2 ай бұрын

Mf really became insane,became a scam artist of a scale that even DE noticed it and then lost the last bit of his sanity and threw all of the kuva in a few riven that are worth a few hundred plat... What a fucking legend

@IseeBreadIn4k 6 ай бұрын

This NEEDS to be broadcasted on live television The rewatchability on this video is insane I have watched this video like 20 times now and it still isnt old

@DMoneyFresh1 Жыл бұрын

The Kuva radiation melts another brain and claims another soul. Tragic.

@Will-xx9em Жыл бұрын

It is good to see hermos' mental health to be so well recovered that he could being himself to make another one of these videos :)

$@infractal5033$

@infractal5033 Жыл бұрын

"And a special thanks to established titles for inspiring today's scam". Perfection.

@IVollen Жыл бұрын

Now, when i know what's behind riven making, I will never complain about their cost.

@catalintimofti1117 10 ай бұрын

@joonashannila8751 Жыл бұрын

That is a respectable amount, considering Arbi defenses is the highest Kuva farm in the game, and even in that you can get 500 to 700 vitus essences per hour with a good group. This translates to over 200k - 250k kuva per hour.. And if you farmed yours in Kuva Survivals, which doesnt come even close to Arbis.. Well Sir, you have my utmost respect! You crazy mofo.. (Edit: Vitus Essence Kuvas are not weekly capped)

@memecoin1830 Жыл бұрын

Can you explain how vitus essence comes faster on defense arbis rather than any other mode? I'm genuinely confused and curious how

@davailama1808 Жыл бұрын

@@memecoin1830U have specific setups to spawn kill enemies so the wave just ends really really quick. As for why defense is better mostly depends on the node that the mission is on and some defense nodes are very small and can get covered in nukes. I barely explained it for general understanding there is too much detail ofc u can search for it if u truely want to farm.

@aximoral3657 8 ай бұрын

@@memecoin1830 actually its not defense arbi its interception arbi , idk why he said defense , but i heard both of them are very similar with the vitus essence output being only around 10-15% less in defense compared to interception which isnt much , so if you get like 500 in interception , u should get like between 350-470 in defense

@pryile133 8 ай бұрын

@@aximoral3657 no its casta node ur gay

@pinkpanda187 4 ай бұрын

How do you even get that much VE?

@bigboyrenki Жыл бұрын

You could have used Limbo with molt subsumed to redirect the attacks away from the kuva harvesters, you can banish molt so it won't take damage from enemies. If you place it high enough not even blitz eximus can damage it because their eruptions can't reach it, but they will still try to attack it instead of the harvesters.

@albino5995 Жыл бұрын

Does that actually work? I used to use Limbo for the OG Kuva farm 🤔 good job thinking outside the box friend 💪

@joonashannila8751 Жыл бұрын

Pretty good idea.. Too bad Kuva Survivals are not that good as Kuva farms anymore :(

@beeleuazevedo8142 Жыл бұрын

@@joonashannila8751fissure kurvival should be the best by if there was no cap for kuva in the teshin market

@cactus5615 Жыл бұрын

So how'd you keep the life support up?

@jimjohnsung4574 Жыл бұрын

I hate Limbo and Limbo players

@memeconnoisseur4377 Жыл бұрын

a truely debased kuva overdose. CEO mindset

@thewizard1 9 ай бұрын

Kuva squad

@simonhatcher3513 Жыл бұрын

This is single handedly one of the funniest videos I've seen in a hot minute. Deserved sub.

@RayceVR Жыл бұрын

I’m mad this only has 81k. This is a masterpiece.

@abominablesnowman64 Жыл бұрын

Majority of warframe base is very

@skane8297 9 ай бұрын

Its not about the views its about the kuva 😳

@theneef174 6 ай бұрын

Whar @@abominablesnowman64

@zanestumbo7535 Жыл бұрын

This deserves an Oscar, me and my friends will use the Harry Potter Book of farm stats well. Thank you for this beautiful video hermos

@hermos1 Жыл бұрын

np and good luck on ur journey, make sure to have some sort of emotional support in the grind, its value really kicks in past the 200th hour of grind

@zanestumbo7535 Жыл бұрын

@@hermos1 We will follow your teaching well, we will have each other and the kuva for emotional support.

@daviddellarocca5162 3 ай бұрын

When 100 M Kuva? @hermos1

@mohamedismael9089 Жыл бұрын

I feel enlightened and retarded at the same time, 10/10 would recommend to my family and loved ones

@methanoI 11 ай бұрын

This is peak comedy, Warframe needed chaotic editing like this.

@Gustavo_Magnum 5 ай бұрын

This doesn't stop being recommended for me, and I always watch this shit 💀

@Gustavo_Magnum 5 ай бұрын

It's always recommended at 3:00 AM, this is cursed for sure

@F1nicky 9 ай бұрын

This feels like watching a man fighting his inner demons and losing

@JackTheAssRipper 11 ай бұрын

I've watched this 11 times and still can't remember the title

@James-9999 10 ай бұрын

Honestly this might just be the best warframe video ever.

@nixtoro4891 Жыл бұрын

My mom walked in while I was watching this so i switched to porn because it was easier to explain.

@user-ov8cu5ff2y Жыл бұрын

Absolute historical gem of a warframe video

@miili0330 Жыл бұрын

I am so glad i found this video at 1 am. My brain cant handel this much insanity.

@sortileges5474 6 ай бұрын

I downloaded the audio from this video and put it on my favorites playlist. It is now one of the most played songs in there. I love listening to your slow descent into madness.

@helloigo 5 ай бұрын

This video will be studied in a psych class one day

@xepor Жыл бұрын

bro i just watched it like 8th time this video is a pure masterpiece of cinematographic im waiting for another video like that!!!

@wezyr7234 Жыл бұрын

+1 i want to see this shit in the cinema

@AznUzer 10 ай бұрын

100 million next, gonna be about 5 years

@Praneeth_- Жыл бұрын

I accidentally clicked on this video and got entertained for 30 minutes. Also that monkey strat has piqued my interest.

@jiggyglasgow3976 11 ай бұрын

“U better give me a affinity buff or I’m going to get domestic”

@Rhuanprof97 8 күн бұрын

the fact that this video was what motivated me to start selling my 5+ year inventory that apperently was worth 10k plus platinum is really weird

@brissingerr_et_balerdroch Жыл бұрын

This is a masterpiece, i love it. And i may or may not blame him for the purchasing limits now xD

@Bukki13 Жыл бұрын

haven’t heard of the game like ever but i’m still watching this all the way through

@ceral1871 Жыл бұрын

It’s free get it

@oatstraw Жыл бұрын

@@ceral1871 once you start theres no going back

@Sci-Fi_Freak_YT 10 ай бұрын

@@oatstraw”once you begin the path, there is no leaving the path…”

@mitikozuki5295 Жыл бұрын

I have no idea what game this is, who you are. But your spiral into insanity amuses me crazy kuva man. Subscribed.

@ceral1871 Жыл бұрын

Warframe it’s free

@boblackmon7835 11 ай бұрын

This is the best piece of warframe content of all time, like bro literally broke the economy for the bit lmao

@cozmayt9789 11 ай бұрын

This has been the greatest video I have ever seen by far this year. The kuva grind never stops.

@bruhmoment490 10 ай бұрын

30 seconds into the video and I already love it. I really missed this type of videos. Subbed and subscribed.

@cleome8803 11 ай бұрын

Still can't believe you most likely made DE did the Steel Essence limit LOL, impressively humorous video and that interview segment is hilarious!

@YuriG1 11 ай бұрын

This man has some Technoblade potato war era goblin energy that I cant quite grasp onto but I really appreciate

@natasia771 5 ай бұрын

huh?

@IndigoTail 3 ай бұрын

Potato War but there's no competition, less morals, and it's just hermos slowly going insane by himself

@Avizvul 8 ай бұрын

"IT'S KUVIN TIME!" and then farm kuva all over the place💯💯

@Karma-cp6rv 4 ай бұрын

I've watched this video as much as Hermos farmed Kuva and i'm up for another twenty million times

@Stumpling16 Жыл бұрын

"im going to do more then engage with self-destructive behavior" lol ok that was really funny AND self aware, this dudes getting a sub

@aztro.99 10 ай бұрын

ive never even played warframe but man this video is funny, completely esoteric, but entertaining

@fpsman01 8 ай бұрын

If somehow I wasn't sure if I loved Warframe before, then this video is just another reason I have to remember that Warframe is truly my favorite game I ever invested time in.

@TTwIzTeDD 9 ай бұрын

I dont want to admit how many times ive watched this video while farming kuva. Sometimes multiple times in 1 session. Absolute Masterpiece

@Akisukaa 7 ай бұрын

I've watched this video multiple times and i cannot explain how every single rewatch is still as good as the first

@NikiUlmy 2 ай бұрын

I think I've watched this video over 300 times now. It's gotten to a point I can pretty much recite everything he said. My friends are concerned and I've never loved kuva more.

@dresm93 8 ай бұрын

26:45 had me busting out laughing in my local chille's

@UnfortunateWatcher Жыл бұрын

This. This is exactly what I wanted to watch at 10PM as I make burgers. Thank you for this experience. The burgers were delicious.

@lightfireplay1516 Жыл бұрын

Words cannot describe how impressed I am.

@takiherosquires1372 11 ай бұрын

"Can i reroll the warframe development team?" - Hermos, 2023

@CalebRowley-zs9tz 4 ай бұрын

Its about the funni red liquid, batman, I NEED THE RIVEN ROLLS BATMAN

@TheHelioification 9 ай бұрын

If you google "polycystic kidney disease", the kidneys kind of look like kuva

@Onetruepossum 8 ай бұрын

This had me in absolute fucking tears lmfao

@bocaj8272 Жыл бұрын

god tier video man. had me laughing all the way through! your editing is fantastic

@martindurik1298 Жыл бұрын

The kuva runs through your veins

@bigatenkai797 10 ай бұрын

I miss Technoblade man. Thank you for continuing his legacy and war efforts. Im genuinely so happy to have found your channel. Subbed!

@Ninjapizza8247 10 ай бұрын

I found you recently, and I have not laughed harder at a video than I have today I am unironically 😂ing right now and I can't stop

@Seven7swords 8 ай бұрын

What a minute, are you telling me you single handedly got a kuva and relic purchase restriction added to Ghost Teshin because of your weaponised autism? ...I am kind of impressed.

@Viridian084 4 ай бұрын

Me and my friend have been referencing and re-watching this video for the last 8 months, we quote it relentlessly. This is a masterpiece and all it cost us was Hermos' sanity, integrity, and my own will to live.

@biblequotesdaily6618 Жыл бұрын

wow. apparently i am walking in on a current trilogy of this man severely losing his battle of addiction. farm that kuva bro nothing can stop you

@sosa32x22 Жыл бұрын

you just became my favorite youtuber to watch rn, keep up with the funny ass videos man

@MarkusIfquil Жыл бұрын

I saw the first 10 seconds and I immediately knew I had to subscribe and follow this guy religiously for the rest of my life

@mentlegen3887 Жыл бұрын

22:46 Hermos's schizophrenia gets so severe it transmits to the viewer. I too see a second rubico Sati-Critadex riven smh my head

@pceboo3120 11 ай бұрын

I appreciate your pastebin of music so much also I see how much effort was put into this good shit man

@hermos1 11 ай бұрын

thanks, every single one of those artists deserve love

@krafaxxii6685 11 ай бұрын

@@hermos1you deserve love for this video bro. It's art too

@bottomtext593 3 ай бұрын

16:30 "So tell me, how was your day today?" _``𝓘 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓭𝓲𝓮.``_

@Proj3ctixn 4 ай бұрын

I just found this video and you are now one of my favourite youtubers. I've watched all 3 videos and it's not enough. I NEED MORE

@albusgti 6 ай бұрын

I know this was awhile ago, but this is the best mental breakdown I've ever seen

@josephhadley8877 10 ай бұрын

i straight up have watched this 50 times and have laughed during the entire thing every single time.

@daraelHC 3 ай бұрын

this video has so much value that I can rewatch it many times just like a movie.

@RATJESUS 11 ай бұрын

This is the best video i have ever watched. I have now watched it 6 times and I look forward to every re-watch

@lukeeatschips6324 Жыл бұрын

DE Steve straight up wired him some more Kuva to make him suffer more

@disendromeder4347 Ай бұрын

This is my third time watching this, its too fucking funny

@daraelHC Ай бұрын

Same. This is my 16th time.

@MythicqI Жыл бұрын

this guy gets ptsd when he hears the word kuva

@kresnik694 16 күн бұрын

Watching this at 5:00 am after not sleeping at all this is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year I’m in tears

@Reliable_Amico Жыл бұрын

This was one the most schizo videos I have watched in a while, keep up the good work

@potatolord7284 11 ай бұрын

1:24 I was interested until I saw the Racially Questionable Ronald Mcdonald

@crenabyssxx9289 10 ай бұрын

I have watch this video so many times now, honestly a masterpiece

@Kostas.mp3 11 ай бұрын

Man. That. Was. Pure enjoyment 😂. The amount of work this video has is crazy. Well done

@simplextree9st981 11 ай бұрын

there is nothing left. there is only kuva

@glasscat477 11 ай бұрын

@alen448 Жыл бұрын

I've watched this video about 5 times in a row. I cannot get enough of this *K U V A*

@firestalker11 5 ай бұрын

this was a journey into madness I wasnt prepared to witness

@CrazyIdea9 Жыл бұрын

Guys i think hes trying to farm kuva