I love how the guy singing is trying really hard to convince himself that he loves elves but is failing

This song is just a written record of an ultramarine's progressing mental breakdown and i fucking love it.

I love how quickly this transformed into “Dad said we had to give our new stepmom and siblings a chance, but Im not happy about it” and never looked back

"Fatherless they are" Lion: on your left

String storm songs are the best when theyre either A - total fucking memey little shits B - power metal ballads C - somehow both at once

_march without a shield_ _to spacehell's warping fields_ this verse is about that time Emperor sent them into the Eye of Terror with the Geller Field off, isn't it?

"I FUCKING LOVES ELVES" "HOLY FUCK" "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT"

The Lion: *HE'S DOING WHAT WITH A WHAT?!?!* *GUILLIMAN!!!!!!!!*

“I’m coping with all my might” had me in stitches Edit: Nevermind, the whole song had me in stitches

"Space book says its fine / Who am i to inquire" Im laughing so much at this line, lololol

The little crisis over *unspecified space elves* was a very fun part of this song, Thank you Stringstorm for another funny banger

The first time I heard this. I swear instead of "Best! We're the best!" I heard "Elves! We Love Elves!" and was cracking up

TTS didn't really overexagerrate the Ultramarines. GW already did that years ago. All TTS did was add brutal honesty with their depicition.

I’d say this is a duet between Calgar and Sicarius, but I don’t think I’d need to explain that such a thing would end with far more violence

Ultramarines: The Greatest! Breavest! Emperor Finest! The same time Lamenters: - Brothers... Colony of miners is attacked by orks... There almost 100000 greenskin and... - Brother, we stop listening after words "colony of miners is attacked" and we are ready in drop pods.

To anyone who dared hit the dislike button. That's some real fatherless behavior.

Now all we need is a song about Necrons to fill the Arcane Ward trifecta.

"We are so fucking awesome, is no jest!" This song is a goldmine! 😂

"From an Arcane Ward". That was all I needed to hear which way this song was going. Marvelous job.

“Arcane Ward” two little words and I’m on the ground laughing. Well done.

If only Games Workshop would start putting this much effort, wit, and love into their products again....

Ultramarine: I guess Elves are alright Black Templar: **Nose bleed from sheer, fucking, rage**

*Ultramarine: "We're the best!"* *The Night Lords: "Hold my flayed cape."*

You know, I can't help but think the only thing the Ultramarines needed to save them from a decade of abuse was for for an editor to take Ward's codex and re-write it a bit tongue and cheek, like making it clear all the hype was because in-universe, it was being written by Macragge propagandists, maybe with the odd picture and short story featuring the Ultramarines feeling a tad annoyed whenever someone brought it up or even getting teased by their brother-chapters.

I CATO SICARIUS greatly anticipate this song on what is no doubt the emperor’s greatest warrior! (Edit) I CATO SICARIUS AM VERY DISAPPOINTED THAT I CATO SICARIUS WAS NOT EVEN REFERENCED IN THIS SONG!!!

Grey Knights: "I'm sorry, just who's the greatest of them all?" Custodes: "Who, indeed."

The perfect song to paint Ultramarines: doesn't exist. This song: Allow me to introduce myself

I'm LIVING for these Saturday morning Cartoon vibes. Pleaseeeee keep these coming.

If this isn't sang by him, Cato Sicarius, I ain't coming

Someone should really do something about that Arcane Ward, doesn't seem like The Emperor would approve.

I find it funny; having been a scout myself, that the "Boyscout" astartes are blue and gold when blue and gold are the actual literal colors of the Boy Scouts of America. Edit: After a 3rd and 4th listen, I looked back on my official BSA Oath, Law, Motto, Slogan, and Code. I noticed more and more similarities. The Ultramarines are just Boy Scouts+ to Gulliman's Eagle Scout+.

Why do I have the feeling that Cato Sicarius listens to this at least 10 times a day and its on loop in the Ultramarine workout chamber? EDIT: I'm having this blasting while playing Boltgun

Man i love the ultramarines meme culture its so fucking hilarious

I fucking love it. When it comes to Ultramarines they became one of my favorite chapters due to a combination of 3 things : Memes, Big Bobby G, and Spite. Lamenters are still my all time favorite tho.

What I like most about these guys is that they're just so humble.

The best kind of parody: it mocks, while still being an absolue banger in its own right.

This song makes me wonder if TTS would have explained the return of Gulliman as Cato Sicarius posing as the primarch?

Calgar and Siccarius as a duo? Wow

The damn Blueberries/Smurfs got a song that Good? I cant Believe it!

honestly, this song and dark imperium are two sides of the same coin that is the warhammer song community, and i love both

As a Blood Angels player myself...this song rocks! I laughed and got hyped over it. Very glad for you, cousins from Ultramar! Let us keep our fight for Mankind true!

It wasn't until halfway through the video that I finally figured out who and what this video was about and my look of confusion was replaced by absolute glee, hilarity and a wide grin I haven't worn all day! Oh Smurfs, never change! We all need you, one way, or another! "Better than the Rest we F**K All of the Elves!" Oh Terra... I needed this in my life!

Ah, yes the danger of environmentally sealed armor. You always end up huffing your own farts.

Blue and gold? Seem to bend reality with luck? Actually have a father? You know, if the thing with the space-thot doesn't work out, i'm sure there's another group of blue and gold heroes that would take you.

Stringstorm never ceases to amaze. The elf part was the best laughed my butt off

Don't Forget to smash that subscribe button with a necron pylon, and cast fist on that bell

I couldn't figure what the arcane ward was in reference to, until I remembered it was also in the suneater song and realized what those two things had in common... Absolutely savage

I love the ego of the ultramarines in this song

As someone who actually love the smurfs, I absolutely adore this song.

I legit could imagine this sounding in serious 40k as Ultramarines do cool shit. Yeah it's meme-y but like. It'd be akin to the opening of a show appearing at a climactic battle. As a Smurf fan, I approve.

Ultrasmurf 1: "And with pride and honor, we shall succeed!" Ultrasmurf 2: "And we shall never fail our sacred duties. After all...." Ultrasmurf 1 and 2: "THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL....ARE THE ULTRAMARINES!"

I can't help but think, that the Refrain was sung by "I, the most humble Cato Sicarius"

You know, I've listened to this song 5 or 6 times, and only now I understood that by saying "fatherless they are" about other chapters Smurfs are basically calling their "haters" bastards.

The codex astartes supports this action

As a Lamenters player, can the Ultramarines hand over some of that Divine Protection? Could really use it helping out civillians.

Next time I'll play my ultramarine I'll play this on repeat all through my turn just to anger both friends an foes

*"G L O R I O U S !!!"* Deny it all you want, by a long-shot we truly are the best chapter of all!!

God dam Elves! I hate Elves! I was born to hate Elves! (any and every honorable battle brother of the Black Templars)

Moment Big E realized this song was about his son Grandpa Smurf:

parody metal is probably one of my most favourite genre, nicely done

They rarely lean into this, but it's an undeniable truth that Calgar looks at their chapter symbol at night and beats off. It's cannon, I can't find it right now but its there trust me

"You called me and my brothers smurfs. But now that the tyranids, orcs and chaos are at the gates you beg us for aid. Fine, but I only if you say please"

I feel like there was a missed opportunity to say "grandad damn it" a few times there at the end instead of God damnit

This song truly is the cheesiest of them all. Forever it shall dwell in the halls of honor, proud companion of gloryhammer and grailknights.

When your dad gets remarried to a stripper and you know he can do better but he insists you get along with her and her kids.

smellling like matt ward up in here Spiritual Lieeeeeege! Ultramarine: "We're the best!" Imperials fists "no"

Man people must love this arcane ward if it produces such great heros.

This is a Duet between Calgar and I Cato Sicarius. The gruff voice is Calgar and the chorus is done by I Cato Sicarius

Revisiting this song a year later I love the first half, but once it gets more memey it sort of half ruins it for me, still a great song regardless.

Never painted a single ultramarine before, but now I'm partaking in March for Macragge. Found bunch of STLs for ultramarine specific armor pieces so using those with puppetswar stuff to make the most ultramarines ultramarine that ever ultramarined. Been listening to this for the past 4 hours and let me tell you, it actually makes painting this blueberry pretty fun.

It's awesome, I sincerely hope you keep making bangers like this one on that non-specified sad and lacking light universe

"I fucking love elves! I HUG every elf I see with ALL MY MIGHT!!!" - Random Ultramarine, circa m42.

Man, first Suneater now this. When did Alfabusa decide to put TTS in Stringstorm format?

I love this, especially considering my Craftworlds army plan, have collected a full 2kpts of craftworld Ynnari, with the sole goal of painting them in blue and gold, so that these elves are in papa Guilliman's colors.

the realm of ultramar is looking like bretonia everyday a bit more..

My face is my shield.

Looks like Bobby G’s kids are mad about their new stepmom

The Emperor gave Guilliman his best trait; the plot armor

**Ultra-Fucking-Crying**

The lyrics make me feel like this was written by Cato Sicarius (Jokes aside this song is actually pretty good)

SONGS FOR THE SONG GODDDD!!!!!! Looks like the Smurfs got their turn, I like it. Funny and still metal only StringStorm !

Imagine the next: A dark angel just listening this and pulls up one of his eye brow.... ofc after lion wakes up.

Ultramarines: "They hate us 'cause they ain't us."

Calgar having a mental breakdown not only because of their luck but now because they need to love space elfs

The greatest warriors of humanity are those who don't specialize, but adapt to any circumstances.

When I heard that Stringstorm was making an album about the fall of a system to chaos, I assumed that this song would be a follow up to Faultless. How fucking wrong I was. But I don’t care because this was the funniest thing I’ve heard from this channel, please keep us on our toes Stringstorm.

Cato Sicarius singing up a storm on the chorus line I see.

The chorus goes fucking hard. I gotta say, this did improve my liking of the Ultramarines

My day was terrible until I found this. Thank you, Stringstorm you magnificent bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lmao, this is as funny and epic as it is metal and awesome. Fucking great job, everyone

That's gonna be rather late, but I really need to write it. Here is how I see each scene: ''Man of blue and gold Warriors brave and bold From an arcane ward Came forth our renown'' Here I see image of proud Ultramarines bathed in the golden glow. ''We march without a shield To spacehell's warping fields Demons fear and dread Because they'll soon be dead'' Here I see demons trying to breach into Ultramarines ship, but they are felling so powerfull aura of self-love, arrogance and pride radiating from Cato Sicarious alone that they are mistaking him with some Demonic Prince of Slanessh and so let him go unhindred. ''None can tell as why Things don't go awry Our enemies say it's luck We just think they suck'' Some demon is saying that Ultramarines are just lucky. They respond he just suck. Before demon have time to respond, some shadow appeared over his head. It was falling spaceship. Coincidently, its Lamenters ship. ''No losses is our game Yet brothers call us lame They're just jelaous becasue Fatherless, they are'' All other Chapters of 1 Founding are swearing at Ultramarines, yet they are complitly unmoved. One of them respond: At least we have a Father. It causes several reactions: Salamanders hug Imperial Fists to confort each other, Blood Angels starts drink blo- I mean wine, while Space Wolves do similliar with Mjod. Raven Guard starts to croaking sadly, while Iron Hands are lookong with teary eyes on image of their father with question mark instead of head. Even White Scars has SLOWED DOWN after hearing that... only Dark Angels became suspiciously silent at remark. ''Back when Father woke Command, he did invoke Most did fall and kneel The rest, their fate was sealed'' Ressurected Roboute Guiliman stands against giantic crowd of people, almost all in awe and often religious fever fall to their knees, ready to serve him. One guy did not and even rise his hand, wanting to say something, but then he is surrounded by Ultramarines. He know he is in big trouble. ''Then the elves came forth After his rebirth Our Lord bid as to cease All hostilties'' Space marines are about to shoot Eldars, but Guiliman stops them. Dumbfoned they are asking: Not kill? ''Spends his time a lot With that new elf thot Space book says it's fine Who I am to Inquire'' Okey, here Roboute and Yvrainne are holding their hands, giving each other rather unambiguous gazes. Some Ultramarine see this and confused, he is looking through Codex. There is big red line with strangly fresh ink saying: Elves are fine. Ultramarine nod, space book is never wrong. ''Now I am wondering why Things did go awry Dad must've hit his head Told us we must love elves Group of Ultramarines sits in school like desks, while their father is drawing image on board of marine, next to heart, next to eldar image. ''Elves, I guess They alright x2 I'm copping with all my might. Ultramarines are forced to write sentence: Elves are alright. Thousand times. And every time they are feeling physiacal pain.

after all, the greatest of them all ARE the ULTRAMARINES

This song plays on loop on Cato Sicarius Head

Well, we know what Primaris Titus is blasting over the Vox while killing Nids now.

This song about the Ultra Smurfs being the best: *exists* Tha Orks who know green is best: "So we took that personally."

Great stuff, thanks for all the work :)

I really hope you keep up this sort of songs. They are glorious.

I'm loving it so much, so awesome

It has been a long time since I've had such a laugh over a song. Thnak you. This one made my week.

A couple songs ago someone mentioned random high-pitched beeps and now I hear them here aaa