The Guy Who Always Talks About Hot Girls

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8 жыл бұрын

Dude, please stop talking.
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cast:
Trapp: Mike Trapp
Colby: Zac Oyama
Pat: Pat Cassels
crew:
Director - Michael Schaubach
Producer - Julia Bales
Cinematography - Skyler Rousselet
Editor- Thom Newell
Graphics: Sabrina Curry
Writer: Mike Trapp, Zac Oyama
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production / Executive Producer - Spencer Griffin
Director of Production - Sam Sparks
Director of Post Production - Michael Schaubach
Production Coordinator -Jessie Hixenbaugh
Cam Op: Shaun Dixon
First Assistant Camera -Christian Armada
Second Assistant Camera - Carlos Camacho
Gaffer - Jonny Strellman
Key Grip - Justin Raths
Sound Mixer - Steven Edgar PER BOTOWN
Post Production Supervisor - Ashley Rubin
Post Production Manager - Stephanie Zorn
Head Assistant Editor - Phil Fox
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Assistant Production Accountant - Giles Moffett
Second Assistant Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Key Set PA - Colin DeMartini
Intern - Logan Day

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@NikSwiftDigs 7 жыл бұрын

Trapp's face before he says, in defeat, "How big was it?" is sublime acting.

@eamon2please 7 жыл бұрын

This sketch might be the only case where "I have to take a shit so badly" has served as a Chekhov's gun.

@sahilpatil8140 7 жыл бұрын

Eamon Doyle Or the only case where "You won't believe the size of the shit I just took." was a deus ex machina to save the main character from his dreadful fate.

@yussofross1417 5 жыл бұрын

My favorite part. He literally gave up

@aspiringeyecandy4856 5 жыл бұрын

What?

@Retr0ver4 5 жыл бұрын

'Sublime' is a shit word, I don't like it because it sounds wierd

@TechSav18 8 жыл бұрын

There was a guy in my residence who always talked about hot girls. He turned out to be gay.

@abcdefgarno5240 8 жыл бұрын

+Sam Worth someone who's unsure about his sexuallity und feeling strange cause the society is an annoying fucker? do you really such a bad person?

@StuartPlaysPC 8 жыл бұрын

+Abcdefg Arno people who reply to there comment are lonely

@StuartPlaysPC 8 жыл бұрын

+Stuart Plays PC they sure are

@abcdefgarno5240 8 жыл бұрын

Morgan Williams you my friend really think to know the people. You think you are better than everybody else, you think you have the right to judge everyone. I have a secret for you: you're just a very annoying person in my eyes. Mabe i'm right, maybe i'm wrong, only you will know the truth. I wish you a better day dude

@Video182 8 жыл бұрын

+Sam Worth that would shut anyone up when you scrutinize their behaviour brashly.

@3v3_n 8 жыл бұрын

"How do you think gay sex works?" "I don't know, butts smashing together?" 😂😂

@ham-tf8fg 8 жыл бұрын

pretty much

@oh_heckk1766 8 жыл бұрын

Best quote ever

@jeffpactio5735 7 жыл бұрын

tupac

@georgetakei3366 7 жыл бұрын

+Faith Neary OHHH MYYY!

@romanfox5368 7 жыл бұрын

Jack, Haha, I'm just imaging Tupac rapping this in a song.

@darianricks2050 7 жыл бұрын

Douchebag Zach is amazing

@zakaryoneal9621 7 жыл бұрын

darian ricks I am a douchebag and my name is zak....

@pepepepe7550 6 жыл бұрын

Im neither a Zach or a douchebag

@natalieeuley1734 5 жыл бұрын

Idk what it is about Zack but he plays douchebag characters so well. Not just in this video, but in the break from Facebook video, or the thumbnail is a butt video, or lots of other videos lol

@CG-ej8nu 4 жыл бұрын

@@pepepepe7550 LIAR.....You are a Zouchebag

@climbitclimate 2 жыл бұрын

awoooooooooooOoOooooOo

@NeXis4971 8 жыл бұрын

This is how it is 100% in high school

@volgax3646 8 жыл бұрын

Nope

@szgergo99 8 жыл бұрын

+Nexis497 hungary yep

@formxr 8 жыл бұрын

+Nexis497 Don't hang out with idiots then, cause that is 100% false.

@thescaredshadow 8 жыл бұрын

+Nexis497 I know! Right!

@MrIamcrusty 8 жыл бұрын

Wait to you get out of high school lol. It's just the same in the work field.

@ProfPlump-ug3xe 8 жыл бұрын

Collegehumor are getting SO much better at their end-of-video punchlines! That bit when Pat comes back was just perfect!

@xkromas 8 жыл бұрын

+Prof. Plump You can read how desperate he is from his face.

@mooxim 8 жыл бұрын

+Prof. Plump +1 for not spoiling the punchline. Take note KZfaq! This is how you comment!

@internetomatic 8 жыл бұрын

+mooxim Shut the fuck up.

@mooxim 8 жыл бұрын

What's wrong Internet Omatic? Do you need someone to talk to?

@Tespri 8 жыл бұрын

+Prof. Plump Yeah, Just recently I have been complaining to my friends that Collegehumor lacks good punchlines.

@MrJustonemorevoice 7 жыл бұрын

"Where do you see this conversation going?" Best goddamn question regarding this.

@PatternLand 3 жыл бұрын

Are you gay?

@bullcityjimmy8315 8 жыл бұрын

In my town we call these kinds of guys "closet homosexuals."

@Sorakeyblademaster37 8 жыл бұрын

I was thinking more along the lines of "permavirgin."

@lachlanhenderson6591 8 жыл бұрын

Uhhhh I was thinking more like "fuckboy" ya know?

@oyaswmi558 7 жыл бұрын

We call them "fucking twats that should end themselves and the only people who like them is other fucking twats who should end themselves"

@astronautrocks 7 жыл бұрын

or you know a gentleman :)

@LionessPaladin 7 жыл бұрын

They're talking about the dude who wouldn't shut up about hot girls not Trapp X)

@Skrapeg0at 7 жыл бұрын

There should be a follow up video called "The Guy Who Always Talks About The Shits He Takes"

@typicalemily7763 7 жыл бұрын

imagine do?

@unsubme2157 7 жыл бұрын

BlackHat9029 im literally taking a shit as i read this

@nootdoot5065 7 жыл бұрын

BlackHat9029 and at the end "omg, you would believe how that girl was" "how hot was she""

@Who-mn4or 7 жыл бұрын

Skrapeg0at a

@rhinnyfish 6 жыл бұрын

Yas xd

@Shikamaru747 7 жыл бұрын

That ending was beautiful. Just, that expression of complete and utter resignation.

@louishobden3897 6 жыл бұрын

no that would have been too forced

@anastasia6455 5 жыл бұрын

no just no what do you mean “would have been” don’t you mean “was”?

@sosigsunkcrunkywunk7224 3 жыл бұрын

@MorganPhillipsPage 7 жыл бұрын

i died at"'how big was it?"

@JordanBeagle 7 жыл бұрын

Morgan Phillips That's horrible, R.I.P. Morgan Phillips ; )

@thtiuchcrtivnm9782 7 жыл бұрын

I'M FUCKING DYING!!!!!

@Sheriff_K 7 жыл бұрын

He had to commit!

@seriyooow310 7 жыл бұрын

he desperately don't want to talk about hot girls that even the topic of Pat's shit is good enough.

@prabhasadithya9179 7 жыл бұрын

yeah! It has been 3 min. I am still laughing at that joke.

@king_of_the_clouds_finhigh3628 6 жыл бұрын

This is why Trapp killed Pat

@arceuslordofcreation8824 6 жыл бұрын

I thought he did it to become famous for his true crime documentary

@beatsbybella6489 6 жыл бұрын

Arceus Lord of Creation yes. But this is why he chose pat

@mattwood1562 6 жыл бұрын

SHUT UP! If he hears us we’ll be next!

@iluvmyswamp7948 6 жыл бұрын

I wanted to say that

@waver7275 6 жыл бұрын

Love your profile pic.

@Zekkinful 8 жыл бұрын

Why is my cousin being portrayed here?

@danielrobles2011 8 жыл бұрын

+Lord Obama riding a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of his hands and shit. upvote not for the comment but for the name and picture

@quackwaii 8 жыл бұрын

+Lord Obama riding a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of his hands and shit. is Obama shitting?

@RonaldSL- 8 жыл бұрын

+Lord Obama riding a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of his hands and shit. How do you log in to google?! xD

@qwertyuiopzxcfgh 8 жыл бұрын

+Ronald Andreas Spro Lamarque With his email.

@BlooCowz 8 жыл бұрын

+Lord Obama riding a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of his hands and shit. Just saying your URL is longer than what I have to say

@hp1fen 7 жыл бұрын

as a gay guy I have to confirm that it works exactly like that

@mcbyt 7 жыл бұрын

Un après midi d'automne A day after autumn? (I'm taking French, correct me if I'm wrong)

@turvytophat7470 7 жыл бұрын

MCBYT why have I seen so many French comments lately I'm learning Spanish gosh darn it

@mcbyt 7 жыл бұрын

TurvyTophat :) Canada, probably. About a third of Canada speaks French, especially in Quebec.

@LynnaKatriel 7 жыл бұрын

So, I know this comment is a little old, but I just feel obligated to correct this, just in case: 1. Only around 22% of Canada's population is French speaking 2. Montreal is the largest city in Quebec, and actually has a fair amount of English speakers in comparison with the rest of Quebec. You were probably thinking of New Brunswick, a province which has a pretty high percentage of french speakers.

@pearsonschofield7626 7 жыл бұрын

MCBYT true fact im from Canada

@ellaneruda 6 жыл бұрын

“Just guy talk, bro speak, boy chatter” 😂

@Nailey13 4 жыл бұрын

"Locker room talk"

@nehemiahzo_ 4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Dailey that’s how Trump calls it

@ShadowLegend300 8 жыл бұрын

He looks like the guy from the emperor's new groove

@emberkley6135 8 жыл бұрын

Kuzco?

@MultiZelda13 7 жыл бұрын

no pacha

@bantehayes9973 6 жыл бұрын

ShadowLegend yeh, he does look like a llama.

@ryn_eckert 6 жыл бұрын

ShadowLegend the emperor? 😂

@zachstern3848 6 жыл бұрын

ShadowLegend w

@zachzed7230 3 жыл бұрын

Zach's face when howling was the funniest thing ever

@sonnylummes3052 7 жыл бұрын

The thing that annoys me the most about these guys is that you cant tell them to stop without them saying you're gay or them perving into your sex life

@jontedeakin1986 Жыл бұрын

Haha it works for me since i am gay

@reaperton1519 Жыл бұрын

@jontedeakin1986, did you see the guy in the video?

@sophiahanani1033 7 жыл бұрын

Never had more respect for Trapp

@rasmusslagsvold6180 6 жыл бұрын

sophia K hes my presedent allright

@Rougarou99 4 жыл бұрын

Didn’t he kill Pat?

@noahchrisman6863 4 жыл бұрын

allegedly

@vorexecho8315 3 жыл бұрын

@@Rougarou99 in the eyes of the law and the eyes of the court he definitely did not kill Pat

@notmemaybe5770 6 жыл бұрын

*seconds of silence and brutal introspection where a man considers whether or not to rethink his entire existence or otherwise jump into a literal shitstorm of conversation* "How big was it?" Someone give Trapp an Oscar

@soniakononova1445 8 жыл бұрын

everybody pause at 2:14 now!

@akatsuki_silva 8 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@12skippy21 8 жыл бұрын

Ha. Nice one.

@K1TTYGL4SS 8 жыл бұрын

+Sonia Kononova thank you

@soniakononova1445 8 жыл бұрын

Margaux Anna Stephanie you are very welcome

@aberri12311 8 жыл бұрын

+Sonia Kononova thank you for this

@spFOX-pz3fx 7 жыл бұрын

sadly, I actually know people like this.

@MeroDN 7 жыл бұрын

Yep

@fiercestpond4722 7 жыл бұрын

Skill-point I used to.

@rukhsanazaidi629 6 жыл бұрын

Lmao I’m exactly like this except with guys😂

@shadowboy166 5 жыл бұрын

Same, I hate it when they don’t want to talk about hot girls with me

@bwmanhath3770 5 жыл бұрын

sadly I'm one of them just kidding sorry

@Katloft 7 жыл бұрын

"Yup, they're attractive human beings, with real feelings... That's for sure."

@brucewayne2184 4 жыл бұрын

Gay

@minoibwoi14 4 жыл бұрын

@@brucewayne2184 I lost my shit when I saw this. 😃😃😃

@SignOfTheTimes008 4 жыл бұрын

@@brucewayne2184 Yeah that part was way too feminist

@vorexecho8315 3 жыл бұрын

Bro why did a buncha homophobes and sexist people hop on this spisific comment?

@abhineetthaire4602 3 жыл бұрын

@@brucewayne2184 "fellas is it gay to not objectify and harass women?"

@hereandnow6645 7 жыл бұрын

At least he wasn't homophobic...? x'D

@jenniviinikka3265 5 жыл бұрын

He's probably gay tbh

@BurgerTyrant 4 жыл бұрын

He's too focused on hot chicks to learn about how things work

@lime8823 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t know how to explain this but in my entire life guys like that are almost never homophobic

@megurineziam5900 3 жыл бұрын

@@lime8823 wtf how is that possible

@lime8823 3 жыл бұрын

Megurine Ziam theyre too horny to care about gender? Maybe

@1manorgy 4 жыл бұрын

I used to be one of those. Then I turned 14.

@nehemiahzo_ 4 жыл бұрын

I was one of these at 13

@hobelarge6389 4 жыл бұрын

Usually starts at 14

@parrottarot995 4 жыл бұрын

Starts 13 ends around the early 20s

@Dfoskdty 4 жыл бұрын

I dont get it

@pseunition6038 4 жыл бұрын

@@Dfoskdty It's you?!

@hellbach8879 8 жыл бұрын

"There's butts smashin' t'gether ur sumtin'?"

@tommorrison9490 7 жыл бұрын

I have a friend like that...

@bosha6654 7 жыл бұрын

Tom Morrison we all do

@dylanreeves9 7 жыл бұрын

I am that friend...

@turvytophat7470 7 жыл бұрын

I hate that friend

@MaxLohMusic 7 жыл бұрын

I was that guy, in high school. I was the skinny lonely nerdy virgin. I think a lot of people have the wrong idea about what kind of guy actually thinks about sex that much. They think of them as some sort of evil monster who goes bwahaha but really they're just losers driven to madness by sexual deprivation.

@imfamous6909 7 жыл бұрын

Max Loh I was the guy that was popular, Hella attractive and bang literally any girl I wanted

@RikXtreme4 8 жыл бұрын

I have a colleague at work and hes always been like that. Always trying to get me to notice a girl's ass as she walks by, always signalling me to look at a chick bending down, or always approaches me after I've spoken to a girl, wondering if i'm gonna be hitting that. For awhile, I used to think ''wow..i feel so...non hetero when i'm with him.'' Because all of the things he would notice and pay attention to, always went over my head. Nice to know that he just belongs to particular category of people.

@irunonwindows 8 жыл бұрын

dude is just craving women's attention. he is just a thirsty ass fool.

@RikXtreme4 7 жыл бұрын

Jackie Scholl *UPDATE* funny that you say that. Because I heard he got fired a month ago..Dont know what for though..

@guyfarting430 7 жыл бұрын

That's what you call a 'fuckboi'.

@MaxLohMusic 7 жыл бұрын

I was that guy, in high school. I was the skinny lonely nerdy virgin. I think a lot of people have the wrong idea about what kind of guy actually thinks about sex that much. They think of them as some sort of evil monster who enjoys picking on people, but really they're just horny losers driven to madness by lack of sex and feel sorry about themselves for having to waste their semen in a tissue instead of a woman.

@subscribetothischannelforl6062 7 жыл бұрын

He's just fucking horny, you guys make it so deep and complicated

@PxrtDesigns 8 жыл бұрын

ok this was funny, good job college humor!!

@fanpandatastic 8 жыл бұрын

go back to the shadow from whence you came....

@crisrosa73 8 жыл бұрын

+The Kareful Koala will do Gandalf, but you're coming with me! Sincerely, The Belrog of Moria

@boshkostanisic7205 8 жыл бұрын

Balrog*.....

@Crosby4hyg 8 жыл бұрын

There's a guy at my work does this. I keep a squirt bottle near my desk for times when he becomes too excited.

@whattheeyecantsee 7 жыл бұрын

I really like the fact that he point out how he is knowingly making women uncomfortable and chooses to try to change the conversation

@Rachel98246 7 жыл бұрын

Look this guy up on Facebook in 4 or 5 years, he's married to a Mediterranean guy with four adopted kids and a tiny dog!

@popando 7 жыл бұрын

Chicken Permission I agree shape shifting yellow dog

@kamalghamdi6134 6 жыл бұрын

Chicken Permission is that good or bad ?

@cheesesteakphilly 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah! I think the dog was married to a European poodle and they have a pet mouse!

@rkeratiloe1 6 жыл бұрын

Or an Asian lady who barely speaks English and understands even less. Few years and a citizenship ceremony later she hightails it outta there.

@PROJECTDARKPHOENIX 5 жыл бұрын

As a Greek I am more curious about the line of events that led you say something like that about Mediterraneans and somehow made sence in your mind than i am oFfEnDeD lol

@lu_lu_lu_lu_07 8 жыл бұрын

is eating popcorn for lunch normal in america?

@kennys2806 8 жыл бұрын

+lu xx Yes. But only real Americans. (not those who immigrated, or had ancestors who immigrated somewhere else ever).

@wishingW3L 8 жыл бұрын

Americans eat popcorn even for breakfast.

@pokemonbro2 8 жыл бұрын

+Fi99s So only for Native Americans?

@lanetrip13 8 жыл бұрын

+lu xx When you live in poverty (which many of us in America do) anything that is edible can be lunch. Or breakfast or dinner for that matter. Hell I've had a ketchup sandwich for dinner before. lol

@kennys2806 8 жыл бұрын

Sammy A. It's speculated that they crossed the Bering strait land bridge, to reach the Americas.

@garrettrodden4532 7 жыл бұрын

"6 with the lights off (that's a Mississippi 8) I visit Mississippi frequently and I can say that's true for the most part

@CaptainObvious210 6 жыл бұрын

Garrett Rodden i don’t get it

@fakename3093 6 жыл бұрын

Jonathon D. Martinez girls from Mississippi are ugly I guess

@jimmym3352 5 жыл бұрын

@@fakename3093 mostly large. It has been selected as the fattest state.

@taylorboys3791 3 жыл бұрын

@@fakename3093 not necessarily, we got some good uns but some of them tend to "lose it" after a while while others get prettier once they marry someone else

@cowhandzhou 3 жыл бұрын

@@taylorboys3791 thats just every small town in America ever.

@sammyeagleson5352 6 жыл бұрын

"Where do you see this conversation going?" that's how I feel with most conversations😂😂😂

@rose-ui6hk 3 жыл бұрын

to be fair, that is a _very_ blue wall

@pvpeanut 8 жыл бұрын

So every high school boy ever?

@michaelmcginley1875 8 жыл бұрын

Not realy...

@legitname6687 8 жыл бұрын

That's not funny...

@LikeGodzzila 8 жыл бұрын

+Natalie Lim plz...

@justaguy7240 8 жыл бұрын

Actually high school guys go for personality girls go for superficial things like money social status.

@pvpeanut 8 жыл бұрын

Pfffttt haha all these butthurt little boys because they sure as hell can't be men.

@Brockwall56 7 жыл бұрын

"Yep, they are attractive human beings with real feelings." Made me chuckle.

@octoberboiy 8 жыл бұрын

Guys that talk about girls non stop usually never had one... Or at least a dramatic one, because once they do all they do is complain about how much she aggravates them.

@jmlkinc 4 жыл бұрын

@b king What a triggered snowflake. The guys who can't get girls are the ones that have to talk about it all the time. It's like how the smallest, weakest dog always barks the loudest.

@midnite8297 4 жыл бұрын

You can still see people who talk just about this and they already have girlfriends, wives or they literally just broke up. It isn’t always those who are not in relationships. It can be almost anyone.

@ashiquematt3233 3 жыл бұрын

Sadhu aaanalle ...thonni

@funkyboodah 2 жыл бұрын

This was like looking into an uncomfortable mirror

@cybersteel8 8 жыл бұрын

This was actually hilarious. That ending totally topped it off. Good job CH, you have yet to disappoint this fan!

@jenschneider305 4 жыл бұрын

“Politics would be better than this” lmao

@Steven-gq4dj 8 жыл бұрын

everyone knows someone like this

@tylerparziale868 8 жыл бұрын

no , but i do know people with a mental illnes called "supportingBernieSanderitis"

@Steven-gq4dj 8 жыл бұрын

Tyler Parziale He is bought he thinks people should have equality of opportunity he is anti war what isn't to like about him

@tylerparziale868 8 жыл бұрын

Feel the Bern other than his childish fairytale dreams? His Policy ideals arnt exactly supporting anyone BUT the lower classes , he hasnt given me a reason to understand WHERE the money will come for free college and he wants to end our economy essentially by providing services free of charge BY THE STATE

@Steven-gq4dj 8 жыл бұрын

Tyler Parziale He has a complete plan how he will pay for everything free collage would cost about 18 billion which sounds like a lot but when you compare that to just one of the pointless wars we started it looks like nothing the Iraq war cost 1.9 trillion and I never heard any one asking how are we going to pay for it. and he isn't exclusively helping the middle class he is ending the rigging so everyone has equality of opportunity not results. When the middle class does well everyone does well

@quinlyntesar3498 8 жыл бұрын

+Tyler Parziale try going to his website, he lists out the exact expenses. His plan has been portrayed as a childish dream by people who don't actually understand the plan. Do some research

@jorgee2320 8 жыл бұрын

we all know someone like that guy

@gruu 8 жыл бұрын

Zack is flawless in this, the way he laughs and hits him with his arms was just too funny xD

@ashleyiceblade7460 8 жыл бұрын

Worst part about comments that get a lot of likes, is that there's always a debate in the thread :/

@abhaymathur9332 4 жыл бұрын

I have seen this soooo many times!! It’s so relatable! This is Zach’s best work ever

@imogenegiselle 4 жыл бұрын

zac is every straight man after finding out im a lesbian

@Sylvanas17 8 жыл бұрын

that facial expression at the end was absolutely hilarious

@fatpowerful 8 жыл бұрын

Still not as bad as people who talk about how much weed they smoked.

@vakusdrake3224 8 жыл бұрын

+BigNick66 At least talking about how inebriated you were isn't as uncomfortable.

@chumpster1495 8 жыл бұрын

+BigNick66 I hate that too lol.

@wishingW3L 8 жыл бұрын

+BigNick66 I smoke weed every day. In fact, I'm gonna smoke a joint right now.

@awsomeroxem 8 жыл бұрын

+wishingW3L your edge cut me

@smokinace8305 8 жыл бұрын

+Valcor Wabajak yeah I hate the " I drank so much last night" guy

@YamiRovi25 8 жыл бұрын

When I see a beautiful girl I can't help thinking ''oh she's hot'' or ''so cute'', but I don't have the urge to point it out. It would make me feel and look even more stupid xD

@Sorakeyblademaster37 8 жыл бұрын

That's normal to think a hot/cute girl is hot/cute, so no worries there. :)

@alexvesel1 8 жыл бұрын

The problem is only when all you think/talk about is hot girls that don't consider women as anything beyond their appearance.

@shadows-xn3ed 7 жыл бұрын

Alexvesel1 the reason that happens is because all we see is there body, we don't talk to them, we aren't interested in being there friend, we look and say ( more or less) " that's a nice body, wander who who got luck with her" then continue doing whatever we were doing before she walked by

@alexvesel1 7 жыл бұрын

2000 shadows Yes and that's totally fine. But this is making fun of the guy that doesn't even think there's a personality or intellect or even hotness, perhaps beyond the fact that it's a female. Simply put, all he sees is tits and that's all he can ever focus on.

@YamiRovi25 7 жыл бұрын

alexvesel1 That's kinda sad...=(

@gracedykgraaf1338 8 жыл бұрын

Every guy in High School basically

@gracedykgraaf1338 8 жыл бұрын

+Pussy Slayer What?

@aliceontheinternet123 8 жыл бұрын

+Pussy Slayer lol

@gracedykgraaf1338 8 жыл бұрын

***** Yeah I don't think that's the problem, it's the aweful comments and treatment

@naominohar9251 4 жыл бұрын

Grace Dykgraaf dont forget the lesbians

@nehemiahzo_ 4 жыл бұрын

actually, middle school. try again

@StanleyButton 8 жыл бұрын

I have a friend who's just like that and every time we hang out this exact skit plays out. Too real!

@LeCielIndigo 6 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD! I watched this video ten times and Mike's last sentence still makes me laugh uncontrollably! :,DD And let's not talk about the resigned face he's making at the end. Void of any hope. This sketch is a wonderful piece of art.

@stephenlucas1865 6 жыл бұрын

This has got to be my favorite channel on KZfaq.. It really brings a smile to my face! Please do not stop creating these incredible videos! :)

@exphensive 7 жыл бұрын

this is the first college humor video i've ever seen and i'm glad i decided to keep watching this channel since then

@Sam-yk8ee 3 жыл бұрын

I have a friend who is exactly this except she’s a girl. She only talks about hot guys

@tessaelto1472 Жыл бұрын

This is some hilarious amazing acting on Zach's part

@saeedalhusseiny5804 Жыл бұрын

Zac is so pure that I can't believe this for a second which just makes it even funnier.

@sonaz6487 8 жыл бұрын

This is the best CH video that I have watched yet. ThANK UUUU

@pseudonym4893 8 жыл бұрын

Literally every other guy at my workplace. Thank god I'm quitting.

@hwilliampolenz6713 8 жыл бұрын

+Pseudo Nym O_O

@pseudonym4893 8 жыл бұрын

+Pseudo Nym There can only be one...

@hwilliampolenz6713 8 жыл бұрын

If you are me then who am I?

@pseudonym4893 8 жыл бұрын

+Pseudo Nym NO ONE

@hwilliampolenz6713 8 жыл бұрын

I'M A GHOST. RIP.

@klony1280 3 жыл бұрын

Mikes dead look really sells this one. He really has the 'exhausted/agitated" thing down. :D

@iyziejane 2 жыл бұрын

I feel robbed that we didn't get a feature length 90s teen film with Zac's horndog character

@RooSandwich 7 жыл бұрын

I like when they used to put the credits in the comments! I'ts fun to see who wrote which sketch.

@Rachel98246 7 жыл бұрын

Try opening the description! Mike and Zac wrote this one, it almost always names the writer(s) in the description!

@RooSandwich 7 жыл бұрын

Chicken Permission Yeah I know! I was just bummed out that they don't seem to do that anymore.

@cornishphilosopher 5 жыл бұрын

I want to end a conversation with "I gotta take a shit so badly that I'm afraid to fart right now."

@SkitHertz 8 жыл бұрын

Okay, how do I share this without my friend thinking that it's specifically referring to him, but in fact for him to see?

@kaitlinarnold5105 8 жыл бұрын

Talk about another person with that tendency... it'll show that you're laughing with him and not at him, so to speak.

@eucalyptusdreadlord1552 8 жыл бұрын

+Kaitlin Arnold Genius.

@patriciaccorrea 7 жыл бұрын

This is one of my fave sketches and one of my fave characters Zac has ever done.

@jangojebo2542 8 жыл бұрын

1:03 he shakes his face lololol

@StarWarsROTJ1983 8 жыл бұрын

This is what Tumblr thinks every man is like.

@wishingW3L 8 жыл бұрын

+StarWarsROTJ1983 is not far from the truth though.

@MetaWarlord135 8 жыл бұрын

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! Hello and welcome to this hair-raising match against bitter rivals! In this corner, we have the generalising misandrists, the nightmares of mankind, it's... THE SJWS! (crowd boos) And in this corner, we have the slut-shamer, the man who knows no woman, it's... THE MISGUIDED MRA! (crowd boos) Now, LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE! (crowd cheers)

@MetaWarlord135 8 жыл бұрын

***** I apologise. I thought that you were calling him pathetic because he was saying that the majority of men aren't sex-crazed perverts. In terms of Xaplelul, I share his point of view to an extent (after all, not all men are like the one in this video), but he seems to be stating his point in a counter-intuitive way. is long as he stops needlessly throwing out insults, I could potentially fully agree with him. Of course, my opinion of wishingW3L's comment haven't changed at all.

@Wandery 8 жыл бұрын

+Sarah B a feminist is someone who thinks women are equal to men, not above just equal. you don't think you're equal to a man?

@MetaWarlord135 8 жыл бұрын

StrawberriesBlue Gender equality and feminism don't mean the same thing. One is an ideal and the other is a potential means to achieve that ideal, the key word being potential. There is more than one way to reach gender equality, so if ***** thinks that a better method is available, then she has every right to hold that opinion.

@divish007 8 жыл бұрын

"They are real human beings with real feelings" This will stay with me my whole life

@joc1278 6 жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorite sketches

@yolisbortin9394 8 жыл бұрын

This is so accurate. This is how I feel in conversations with way too many guys. I am so glad someone gets it.

@aj76257 8 жыл бұрын

So true. I hate it when people try to talk to me about this.

@MattisNearMello 8 жыл бұрын

I love your icon!!!!

@thewitness7147 8 жыл бұрын

If a guy gets uncomfortable when someone speaks about hot bitches then he is obviously a homosexual, not that there is anything wrong with that .

@B1akeXC 8 жыл бұрын

You're a fucking dumbass.

@edgaralvarado5290 8 жыл бұрын

true

@StuartM62 8 жыл бұрын

It's more likely the other way around.

@B1akeXC 8 жыл бұрын

+edgar alvarado You're a Fucking Dumbass

@edgaralvarado5290 8 жыл бұрын

No guys, he us right

@jacobmortimore 8 жыл бұрын

that last bit had me in stitches hahahagreat acting trapp

@LouDog-bx1ep 3 жыл бұрын

Zach did a really good job at playing a 7th grader

@snipahscrub7285 8 жыл бұрын

You guys could not have described internet stalkers any more perfectly

@wchp7936 8 жыл бұрын

the chive shirt is a nice touch

@bigbluetrex__8475 8 ай бұрын

this has to be one of their best sketches, i was spasming lmfao.

@josephjmurphy1718 7 жыл бұрын

This is probably the best college humour video

@evantywelwyn6443 7 жыл бұрын

Omg. I used to know of so many people that this would literally be the starter of any conversation they bring up. I try to change it to literally anything else and they're persistent. I've thought "Dude, please stop talking." more than I care to think about.

@lachlanrae8109 8 жыл бұрын

2:55 trap's voice crack

@tariqiman6873 6 жыл бұрын

The sincerity at the end got me

@Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod 7 жыл бұрын

PUA's in a nutshell. LMAO.

@MentalDeviant 6 жыл бұрын

Soluchi {Michael Jackson Lookalike, Dancer, VFX} Actually PUAs are not this stupid. They probably wouldn't even talk about the girls so the girls would wonder if they like them or not. If you had any knowledge you would know this. But instead you would rather look at the world through stereotypes.

@CM-vd1qw 6 жыл бұрын

Mental Deviant 🤦🏾‍♂️

@MentalDeviant 5 жыл бұрын

Cy Mathews I'm telling you real PUAs are not this dumb. If you were around a good Pua you won't even know it.

@thetaylor650 5 жыл бұрын

What's a PUA

@fin_dunks8656 4 жыл бұрын

@@thetaylor650 pick up artist

@mikhail7104 7 жыл бұрын

Let's all make that face into a meme 2:13

@55lumens 6 жыл бұрын

Seriously, let's not...

@coherencygaming7572 7 жыл бұрын

Thank you for making this video xD

@willbouret8444 7 жыл бұрын

Underrated ch vid

@typicalemily7763 7 жыл бұрын

Man how does Zack make that sound???

@creditcard5346 8 жыл бұрын

2:16 lol

@sarawawa8984 8 жыл бұрын

The noodle-arm slapping thing he was doing 😂

@yodelere5933 4 жыл бұрын

1:47 the only real ally 😔✊🏻

@ronanmagee7557 7 жыл бұрын

Anyone who leaves me to "get to know" a complete stranger is no longer my friend

@devindelgrego4500 8 жыл бұрын

That's a Mississippi 8 right d'ere

@fafnerlungenpixelbiesterco7985 7 жыл бұрын

One of your funniest Sketches

@karibemadhura442 4 жыл бұрын

Pat, Mike and Zach! All in one video!

@alexschiemann2856 Жыл бұрын

I miss these sketches

@Primalintent 8 жыл бұрын

I love how they included a Chive shirt for him, but were not willing to give a cent to the Chive so they printed out the graphic and just stuck it on a green shirt.