7/11

Hello microwave society

haha funni microwave go mmmmmmmmmmmmm

What about 9/18

But that date already passed, how bout 12/09?

Fr

I don't know about you. But there's definitely people in that house

@@MrH.09 Too Many Cooks.

Damn, what a year for the McCallister's

the McAllisters are SCPs

I just like to think of this movie as a shitty alternate timeline to the original series but in both the first movie happened the same but everybody looked different. It helps me cope with how people decided and actually made this tragedy lmao

@@garrettclements3111 No Way Home Alone

Your right this timeline is strange

POV spending $50 so your background is pink

@@Leviwashere12223 don’t know what’s pink but go on

@@adamalamaa8606 you changed it

@@Leviwashere12223 it ran ou t

Ohhhj I’m 1iq

I think we’re supposed to assume he realizes she doesn’t like kids and him and his ex-wife make up and get back together again 😂😂

@@loganarnoldkicks4321 she didn’t care about what he wanted either. He wanted to watch wonderful life and she said, “I don’t understand why you watch the same movie more than once” She seemed to like the kids but only to a certain extent. The rich life kinda tainted her.

9/15

@@patricknedz the movie is just very confused about wether she's a bad person or a good person. if they played it fully nuanced with everyone have good and bad sides that would be one thing but bad she does is cartoonishly bad but then you have that decorate the tree scene which is CLEARLY ment to endear her to the viewer... what are you trying to tell me movie?!?

@@theguyyouhate Strangely enough, I remember airing on T.V. and the synopsis made her out as the bad guy. No mention of Marv or Bootleg-Quinn.

Oh my fucking god...DECO YOU’VE CRACKED THE CODE

How did I never see that

Yes

Thanks I hate it

It was planned from the start. I see that now

Smart move

I like your profile pick

The whole “trap of the week” and smart house gimmick is actually cool for a kids TV series it just shouldn’t be used for Home Alone

@@kimhuffstetler5634 It does sound like a Disney Channel series, doesn't it? A BAD one.

@@SuperCosmicMutantSquid I kinda wanna see it become a reality so I could see how bad it gets

That is true.

IT IS INSPECTOR GADGET 2 XD

Still Better Than Birds Of Prey Harley Quinn Doe.

@@reeceperry8152 also Harry from 3rd rock from the sun.

I kind of like French Stewart's Inspector Gadget more than Matthew Broderick's. He was more like the cartoon.

@@dylanlewis5113 yeah, he did a phenomenal job as gadget.

But he has one now.

And Brendan has the “ *Pain.* ” T-Shirt

R/Woooosh?

It’s a minus?

Es funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ch**se Face? In my good Christian Home Alone? Blasphemy

Like Kevin says, “I don’t think so.”

I can’t believe the also put l*me brain in a kids movie too it shouldn’t even be a kids movie at this point

@@bradleywallbank1749 This needed a hard R. La** Br**n? How dare they

@@alexdionisos I know this is so disgusting

Home Alone 5 has a completely different character than Kevin, so we can now have Kevin back for Home Alone 6 where he’s 40 😂😂

Home alone 7: After the divorce

Home Alone 8: Dealing with depression through drugs and alcohol while your new girlfriend is on a vacation most likely having an affair

Actually he’d still be 10 for no reason Also home alone 9: we’re kevin now

@@Big_Ben1987 Home alone 10: Dead in a ditch

how will the millionaires live in luxury now????

Not the one percent! Oh noooooooooo!

oh noooooooo! we can’t use our 1000 dollars to just buy a new house!

@@erikareynoso1638 You know mansions are millions of dollars right?

It isn't some guy, it is Marv (Daniel Stern) yu dumb fuck.

“Oh shoot, I forgot to tell you guys” he says as his parents slowly get horrified faces

They probably still don't believe him to this day.

Yeah that is true, why hasn't that crossed my mind?

That was one of the many reasons this movie ticks me off

Kevin loved seeing people in pain so he became Saw (theory)

Yay

I think we all feel the same

Its trapped in memory purgatory

Wasnt there a scene whare they threw a chocolate fountain out the window and covered the butler in chocolate I weirdly remember that being a scene

Same

Same

Okay but like, fucking ditto? Just instead of HP, its Acer?

Compaq (pre-HP acquisition!)

@@SeraphOC ahem *Dell*

@@TailsGuy72 yours makes sense, its a dell

@@SeraphOC exactly.

Harry is Jude, but Marv is just Brandon and Josiah on top of each other in a trench coat

Eiran Keating Good

Yes! 🤣🤣

@@Klick404 They go around stealing microwaves from houses

The big twist is that there’s no kid home alone and they just squat in some rich pricks house for a week while he’s out of town. Where they binge watch the entire pantheon of vegitales!

*N E W V E G A N M E A T .*

Josiah has quite the beard for a four year-old!

Yes

@@thememeking7171 yes

About 915

Damn. I haven't seen anything of ToTK but I can't wait to see Kevin McCallister as the final boss!

@@Ganonussyszestygorillagrip bruh

What's the video title? I wanna watch that

@@gwenk903 Um... Plinketto... 7

Yeah , I think it has something to do with a GHOST!!!!!????? Idk here's the synopsis- Finn Baxter sets up booby traps to catch the ghost of his new home's former occupant, only to discover he must protect the house and his sister from three bumbling art thieves.

And it felt like a Da Vinci Code + horror film.

Guys....Disney is going to make another one. It comes out in December.

Jayden Rise I don’t know why but I like the 5th movie

I watched it. It is bad but not as bad and cheap-looking as the 4. At least it's not filmed in warm-climate location (set in Maine, filmed in Winnipeg vs. the dirty brownish South African desert doubling for Illinois suburb)

Honestly, that sounds like a pretty good idea!

After seeing Home Sweet Home Alone on Disney+, Someone NEEDS to pitch this as “Home Alone 7”

@@kimhuffstetler5634 all tho it would be good, I don’t want to see any more home alone movies until I’m 99 years old

I actually came up with a Home Alone movie back when I was 14 and filmed it with my cousins. We assumed a sequel would be made before our movie came out so we named it Home Alone 7. The basic plot is that an 18 year old Kevin McCallister moves out of his house after Buzz pushes him too far and enjoys his freedom before Harry and Marv once again attempt to get revenge on Kevin with Kevin setting up traps again to defend his new and old houses. It’s on my KZfaq channel still but I think it’s at least better than every Home Alone movie after the second one. We honor the first two movies and have little callbacks to them in our movie.

Home Alone Bloodlines

YES

*9/15*

Holy gosh that’s hilarious af! 😂💀

@@SkylarGlider Marv flys into a chandelier like a plane

9/15: Marv begins the cycle. Marv commits 9/11

The original or the remake

remake i assume

@@Ene-Chan yes it’s the remake

OH YEAH LMAO

Holy fuck

Yes even the 5th looks at this in shame, by they way Disney made a 6th. And there’s a Dog spin-off named bone alone or alone for Christmas depending on where you live.

Derpy Playground bone alone is the only thing worse than home alone 4

@@LTD538 can we say that everything after 3 is a funny kind of bad. Like you laugh at the movie when you watch it because of how horrible it is?

I liked Home Alone 1 and 2 but I didn’t like Home Alone 3, 4 and 5. The storyline to them were terrible. Home Alone 3 there so many things missing in that movie, it had some funny scenes but it wasn’t as good as Home Alone 1 and 2.

Home alone 3 is good

Sorry for your troubles friend. May the vegetable bath water be with you!

I hope you get better my friend!

I’m wishing you the best in your recovering process! Stay strong, keep being brave!

I’m so sorry that you’re going through that. I hope and pray that you get better! God bless you! 💜💜💜

I’m sorry you have to go through this. May God Bless You.

It was filmed with a cheap camcorder

Then played it one one of the 6 vcrs

If Steven Soderbergh could make a movie with a smartphone, then surely this must be good more that they could afford camcorders

It was filmed with a 1990 camera recorder and Windows 95 technology.

There’s a hidden camera in the corner of your room. It’s just so well hidden that you can’t see it.

Haha.....wait...

Mine got bored and left. Now what?

@@AnimatedTerror Fine the other one in your room

what kind of Truman Show stuff is this

Brain *off*

Agreed 100%

Y E S

I say we all type “BEEP” in the chat when the timer stops like a microwave timer

YES

​@@JNSStudiosYes we should

This is confusing and funny at the same time

My guess is that they thought it would be more successful by having the original characters, the problem is actors were too old and with that budget they couldn't get them anyways lmao. It's such a poor attempt of a cashgrab.

@@SKOT_3 besides. Even with a new character the third movie was still mostly a retread. Mostly. They tried something different I’ll give me that. And overall I would recommend you watch mostly for the fact I think of the first three it has the best traps at the end. Honestly I see home alone (the first one) as this really solidly made family film. It shows what a kid would probably do if they had the house to themselves. What made it work is how adult Kevin acted. Whilst still being childish. He didn’t come off as a complete brat. He came off as a slightly more mature youngest in the family. He was a kid that could take care of himself. Which is where the plot comes in. Because he can take care of himself but when facing a bigger threat it shows the importance of family. Boom. Lessons learned. No need for sequel. Then they made a sequel that’s only good because it is a complete copy paste. It’s good because the first movies good. Actually it gets a brownie point for Tim Curry. But that’s it! The sequels, all of them, missed that part about Kevin being a more level headed and “mature” kid. and now it’s just bratty kids being bratty all alone. This movie isn’t just bad because of the new cast. It’s bad because they got a bad kid actor and told him to act like a brat. Now the kid is acting like a brat which in and of itself is annoying, but the kid is acting. You can tell. So now it’s all the fun of poor child acting and a child acting like a brat. Yay!

@@AnimatedTerror lol so true

They should’ve used Kevin’s original actor but say it was his family and he made the same mistake as his parents

@@noahmarkow867 i know right. People just didnt like it cause it wasnt the same kid and actors. But if you put those others behind you. It’s a good movie

The demons just being polite

And the Wet Bandits were the Demons we met along the way.

It’s just the zoom meeting class that heard you across the room

4

@@seamusmckeon9109 5?

This is the second movie Kevin’s been 9 for. In Home Alone 1 Kevin was 8 and in Home Alone 2 he was 9.

@@MarkyMarc89 So this is how Kevin’s age goes 1990- 8 1991 (Even though Home Alone 2 was released in 1992, it took place 1 year after the first movie)- 9 2002- 9 😂😂

@@loganarnoldkicks4321 No. Even though the incidents in Home Alone 2 take place 1 year after Home Alone 1, Kevin is 10 years old in Home Alone 2 whereas he was 8 in Home Alone 1.

They live in a futuristic dystopia where everyone's hedonistic and only uses relationships for sex.

That's exactly what happened to me, I was supposed to be asleep an hour ago

Same

The ad I got was much more exciting than this movie. And that was two animals in drag.

NO NO NO DONT COMMIT SPAGHETTIO

True

Fun fact: Disney WAS involved in the production of this movie.

You can see the camera operator’s shadow

@@TeamBlueToad Makes sense

Nope it looks like a Hallmark christmas movies

What about the prequel 9\10 my sister’s birthday

I think they could do that for 1 million subscribers for a limited edtion merch.

Huh?

*W o t*

There's a 6th one in the making, not even the same cast

Don't forget the new one. Why are people unoriginal?

I actually enjoyed 4 I feel like I’m the only one 😂

He was home alone in a few parts

Man. I wish I was rich like Kevin‘s dad.

I saw the movie. Peter broke up with Natalie.

They ask why its called Home Alone even though Kevin was barely home alone, to that I can sum up in one word...... Marketing