Im almost proud of that joke.

hahaha I love that

Konrad: I never really was on your side.

I forgot where that's from.

Alex Warnke tf2 thing

honestly he would probably do both

#darkknightreference

to be fair what nostramo really could have used is the mordian iron guard

@@Sarindanvelor Yeah, but those assholes had Curze coming. Karma is what it was.

NegaBot No no, it wasn't that loud. It was a very low, very smooth command, like words spoken softly into the ear of a lover after a night of hard loving. Imagine this in the sexiest, most alluring male voice you can, and you'll know exactly how it sounded. *send in the eighth*

And all of the Imperium's enemies knew that that opposition was, indeed, fucked.

"while staring at you dismissively with a cat in his lap"

@@TheCorrodedMan By god, I got chills.

Zuckerdrone Why Yes, I would like a cigarette.

Konrad Cuzre is the only character to have achieved lvl -1 in Mafia City.

*Blows up the planet* Lvl: 100 Primarch

clever girl

I want TTS to use this line if they ever do a vignette on Konrad's backstory.

Emperor of mankind"no your name is Konrad and it always will be...no matter what....now stop this....you tell the people of this planet to make the right choice....when was the last time you made you right choice...think about that my son"

i know I'm kind of off topic but does anybody know a good place to stream newly released movies online ?

@Omar Tadeo i use flixzone. Just google for it :)

And stay out of my battle barge!!!!!

Lol aahhhhhaha I laugh but I die inside. I'm Canadian and my Country is becoming a bit of a ..joke. I mean we just legalized pot meanwhile we have so many backward problems and other issue etc. Cuz you know legalizing pot.. that's really REAALY important eh? 😒

Sepulchral Miasma lol no one cares.

@@hellinterface6721 I know a few Canadians that think their country is the end-all be all of civilization. Which, as an American, I get, but...

@@Morec0 Bitch theys just our hat

a burn hotter than Prospero

As a Canadian I can confirm this. It's pretty shitty.

explain

+Salads VideO Games And we always thought you Canadian folks were so nice.

ShadowWolfRising It's basically an SJW kangaroo court.

braith117 sums it up well

Cool

In W40k standards, that's as little information as possible.

+John Whitesell Just a quick two and a half years:)

Maybe he could team up with other 40k youtuber nerds to make the series faster? It's just an idea

+John Whitesell Or maybe he can clap his hands together and give you a pony? (Arch... in case you *DO* have magical powers... yes, a bunch of in depth videos on the Heresy would be beyond cool)

Guilherme Sabino why so salty? i was not beign mean or anything like that.

ArminMeiwes23 I meant for it to be a joke. Maybe it wasn't clear? If so, I apologize. We cool? ^_^

Who sais that?

Hypocrits

+Barley Sixseventwo To be fair the Imperium only really fought Orks and Chaos during 30k. Tyranids, Necrons, Tau, etc. weren't around yet. Although I'm sure he must've known about the Eldar; maybe even fought them.

In fairness to rowboat girlyman (even though it makes me retch to do so) the eldar in 30k were pretty well broken so rowboat probably didn't think they would be a threat. That being said it points out the biggest flaw in his thinking, one he continues to make btw, is that he has a real problem accepting he cannot plan for every occurrence especially those he is unaware of.

@@crystalalarm3 Like a certain bat-man ? xD

Dorn wrote an architectural guidebook.

I am really hoping that Guilliman ditch the old codex and drafts an update when he will have enough free time. The Old Codex Astartes was detrimental to the Imperium in the long run... And even Roboute realised that rather quickly. ;/

Vulkan would hug a fucking tyrinid if it looked sad.

+James Adams sorry,Vulcan

the power of friendship and love brought him back!

+Maitrelordironfist he will bring peace and friendship to the entire imperium, no matter what the voices in his head say.

@@trrebi981 and Waaaaahg energy.

"And now, with a whole city to afraid to even take a piss without his say-so." Couldn't breath for a while.

*Heretic purging intensifies*

you speak as a xenos

+tony liudakis Truly he has left the light of the Emperor. We must purge him!

+Chad Summerchild ("We are One" by Triarii plays)

+Chad Summerchild Milk for the Khorneflakes

+Outpost Venator He's clearly speaking of Commoragh.

+Vodrem vas Legion 40k Commoragh, maybe, but it's 30k version was still on it' way to reaching true levels of hardcore violence and villainy - it was only a few hundred years from the Fall, after all.

Hive of scum and villainy, not scum of hive and villainy lmao

Lol imagine if the protagonist of the Star Wars original trilogy was Konrad Curze. He would have eaten Mos Eisley alive - maybe literally

SnakEmil the Science Eel no maybe about it.

Swift Nah, They were pussies who were too caught up in their own way of doing shit to follow Daddy's rule.

Well... I wouldn't describe them as "Boys". More like: Poor Over 2 meters high, essentially Immortal, Demigods made by the God Emperor of Mankind himself. That would be a more accurate description in my view.

I agree. Angron, Lorgar, and Mortarion are all fairly sympathetic villains, as well.

Angron the Barbarian? He was one of the more dangerous victims of the long-term manipulations of the ruinous powers.

Magnus was well intentioned, his need to protect people he cared about constantly made him fuck up

No, haha... that would be "Little Slaanesh." I just got a chuckle out of picturing this tiny, super-human death machine -- it says got TO me, not "got me," if _that's_ how you read it, as in, "made me laugh my ass off," ya dummy -- which means, probably, that I'm more closely associated with Mini-Khorne. Nice try, though.

+Will Jonassen H-Hentai! Y_Y

No! No more hentai! Gah! Where do you all keep coming from, anyway?! Look... just because it's a small version of the same evil monster, doesn't mean it's chibi! It could very easily be rendered as a Russian Palekh or nesting doll miniature, a French Limning, or idk -- I realize most of this stuff's extinct by now as mini art styles -- but it doesn't all have to be Japanese! Gaaaah!!! You don't have to go around sexualizing what was otherwise a perfectly normal, harmless laugh at the juxtaposition between regular sized Konrad Curze and an angry, rugrat version... Oh, who am I kidding? I've been "hard" as a rock for the last twelve hours after watching this video, maybe the hottest thing I've ever seen, and rubbing my legs together like a cricket while bemoaning my "forever alone" status these past seven years. Am I not pretty, God? Jeeysus? Am I not pretty, _tooo_? WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME DADDY!?!? *sniff... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaah!!!

+Will Jonassen o k

+Will Jonassen its a joke... ._.

Lion El'jonson is his Bane, then.

He's like a fusion between Injustice Superman and the Batman Who Laughs ! x)

Rorshach.

You've got my vote.

Emperor

James Newstead Yeah i guess that is against the imperial truth.

we could have an election, just he'd be the only option we could vote for...

Ends justify the means his home world was shit and he fixed it kinda.

***** ( more of hero-like ideals.)

+TheMercenary he may have had some heroic ideals (or common sense results he wanted to reach) but his methodology was never that of a hero. He embraced fear and madness willingly and never once tried to accept there are better ways to go about things, despite vast evidence to the contrary. And he never really tried to get any help from his father with his little visions of the future problem.

93Avenger93 true,I always wondered why he didnt go to his big dad and say: Can I get some help with these thoughts?

too focused on justice.why would ah cop ask for help when he's the help?

TheMercenary because his big dad didn't care.

+Michael Pelham unfortunatelly not all of the primarchs are written as consistently as Konrad. I'm looking at you, Perturabo and Lion.

Pertur(autistic bitterness)rabo

I'm awaiting the lore video on Lorgar and Perturabo if he keeps them so well made ! OvO

+Southerly93 Unless you subscribe to a theory that Emperor made them fatally flawed intentionally in order to play on gods of chaos in their own game. By letting the heresy happened he turned galaxy into ten thousand years of slaughter and despair which pleased gods of chaos but at the same time he turned himself into warp entity collecting the psychic power of billions of souls who prey to him and so make him the strongest thing in the warp

Both are kinda true theories.

Alternatively the chaos god's fucked with the each of the primachs when they were scattered

The traitors were touched by the chaos gods, theory, and plus their home worlds were any nice at all. Those flaws were just little things that they got but the chaos gods and their unfortunate experiences drive them to the dark side exploding those flaws to a point of no return.

agree and yeah

+sunttu333 FOR TAU THIS LAND IS HAPPY! ^_^

+Kyononnon 'why did Gmail screw me over?' Last Hope this is a tractor

Praised be the manly man-emperor!

praise the bridge god

He was being manipulated away from that I suppose. I know I should not, but I feel really fucking bad for him.

Remember that this is the same fictional universe where a bunch of green brutes can become invisible by painting themselves purple.

Qiu Shuang I'm not that firm in 40K. What are you referring to?

Rubashow Orks in WH40K have something known as a crowd mentality, as in, if a mass mob of Orkz believe something to be true. Such as painting a wagon red makes the wagon go faster, it will eventually becomes real if enough orks believed in it, this is the reason why Orkz are so resilient and can make weapons out of a pile of scrap. Now if enough orks believe that painting themselves purple makes them sneakier, it will eventually become true as orks starts to appear out of nowhere in purple armor.

Qiu Shuang I think the development of the warp and it's effect on reality has gone a bit too far.

helldrake77777 primarch*

more like the warhammer Rorschach

to me he is more like the dark acenger him self AKA the shadow

I wouldn't like to know what Warhammer JOKER would be like! Probably either a Slaaneshi Cultist.

Konrad was the Joker. Capturing Salamaders to force them to make them make the same choices he did is straight out of the Joker in The Killing Joke.

NetMoverSitan I thought he'd be a harliqueen solitare

Just wait till he hits 1 million

+Romulus Numa Tzeentch will be most happy indeed.

Romulus Numa I don't think that there are that many Warhammer 40k fans in existence. I've never met another Warhammer 40k in real life. Also, Bruva Alfabusa cant get even half a million at the making of this comment. I wish Warhammer 40k would get more fans.

I'm fine with that

who did he replace?

I see a Magz! Ya still play Battlefleet Gothic Armada, mate? I may still be harboring hopes of catching you in a game...

Well I have always been fond of Hannibal and the Ripper. I know pretty mainstream but good psycopaths are hard to come across.

Indeed you do, Ans yes I do, Haven't in a while but will be back on. Working on my WoWS account at the moment.

Anti-hero, more like.

LeftwardGlobe16 As a Canadian i can confirm that

@@gnatsteak don't worry mate, the UK's going the same way

My God, how true that is.

the rest is hericy.

that's yours,I'm not trademarking.

Sagrotan He viewed them as tools.

Sagrotan what was sanguinius’ inherent flaw?

Cheezy Nachoz26 Anger

hello.

argee

commissar yarick will find yoy

+tony liudakis Commissar Yarrick doesn't find joy. joy comes when Yarrick tells it to.

+Tharsear you sound heretical remain in your home so the local inquisitioner will find you

+Colton Hires You mean a vid on me? How flattering =)

+Misstor Psyker its the opposite man....

+Misstor Psyker In Greek tragedies (almost) everyone dies during a climax scene at the end. In Comedies, on the other hand, almost no one ever dies and if he or she does, it is usually during some moment or circumstance that would make the audience laugh or just smile.

RPGeoffrey like "here ya go,don't break it you aren't liable for another until January first M41"

+CrapLuckSimon Yessss, great video. Did I hear some Ultrasmurf praise in there though? Obviously Girlyman hadn't thought of everything cause Ultrasmurfs still die from adopting new tactics to succeed in missions....

+CrapLuckSimon 5th/6th chaos god Arch, God of Lore and Speech

+Overwatch Entertainment his demons teach people to death.

James Adams Sounds like Tzeentch.

+CrapLuckSimon wait....then that means.....ARCH IS TZEENCTH!!!!

+jakobos93 Check out the audio drama called The Dark King. It's in the Horus Heresy and is focused on Konrad Curze. It's also freakin' epic! He punches his fist through a Terminator's breast plate!

or check youtube for warhammer 40k audiobooks I was not dissapointed

Fulgrim was taken down when i was half way through. Gutted!

do it!,do it!

Big Brother Konrad.

literally the thought police.... if police could be used here

Cloaker you mean the thought gangsters

Almost like in Cuba lol

Hmmm let me call 911 just in case

cyberguy33 corvo,go home,you're having flashbacks

God dammit now ist in my head:)

Ahh... I see we have a contestant for our little wager. How bout it Slaneesh, ready to go?- Konrad Kurze after reading your post.

+RandomItGeek TL;DR I suggest you explain the Primarchs in their order of discovery, for simplicity (and fairness towards them?)

Yeah, half of your comment won't show up on the video for some reason.

RobTheGeek Curze can steal the jeans off of genestealers.

Tommy9834 he's a satanistic batman who eats the hearts of children

James.T .Adams So in other words, Zach Snyder's Batman, or at least his dream version of Batman.

Tommy9834 pretty much yeah

Konrad is the bastard son of Batman and the Joker.

He isn't Zach Snyder's batman. Zach basically cut and pasted Frank millers most insane version of batman from after Old Frank lost it.

And the Inquisition. He'd prolly get on swimmingly with Lord Inquisitor Karamazov.