I’m really mad too Carley. Why are there “hot guys reading” accounts but my wife never takes photos of me reading and submits them to IG?

"A girl can windowshop" might be the most objectifying thing I've ever heard. Big yikes.

I fear whoever wrote the captions is on the writing team for the Gossip Girl reboot because why do they have the same narratorial voice

it's giving the same energy as "boy celebrities reads thirst tweets" if that makes sense. it's so creepy

I can't get over how literally none of them seem to be reading for pleasure. It's an account about men reading and these guys are either asleep, studying, or just near books. The bar was low and it didn't even meet it!

yes carley tell us how the internet has eroded our sense of privacy and encourages overstepping the boundaries of others!!!! tell me what to think bestie

AT LEAST JOE GOLDBERG KNOWS NOT TO SAY HIS WEIRDNESS OUT LOUD.

hoping with every fiber of my being that this whole account is a satirical take on men sexualizing women in everyday situations bc like... this is icky 😟

New drinking game -Take a shot every time Carley says "that's a crime"

"The Female Gaze is Compassion" ~Carley summing up what we mean by the female gaze

I mean literally no men I've ever met in my entire state reads. If I saw a man with a book I would probably think I was asleep. Yeah tho, you shouldn't take nonconsensual photos of people, or post creepy captions.

This is a thing that's bothering me for years now. When has it become okay to take photos of random people and post them online without their consent? Or worse... videos. I don't get it. Have people no sense for privacy? Just because I'm walking outside, doesn't mean you are allowed to take pictures of me.

I just find it really weird that they just seem to think it’s ok to post pictures of people with this kind of text under it without asking the person in question…

literally dont worry there isnt a negative comment that can exist about this haircut its SO FRESH and summery and suits you perfectly i love it

I will never feel more evil than when this guy I used to talk to mentioned the page and said “honestly I am freaked out by this. I feel anxious to do anything in public”, which I agree with by the way, but I was too distracted to pay attention and no longer interested enough to force my focus on him, so I said while looking through ice cream options: “Don’t worry about it. You are safe from that.” Understandably, that was our last date.

I love how this was posted right after i came out as a lesbian

when carley said ‘when ive got a bump on my body instead of letting it sit and heal i will create a crater’ i felt that in my soul

The female gaze is literally compassion 💀💀💀💀

The mental image of Stephen King sitting down in the afternoon on a break from his clockwork writting schedule to unwind by writting the horniest possible Instragram-TOS-abiding-descriptions of candid pictures of hot guys reading on the subway from the pov of what sounds like a writer for a 2000's women's magazine that's considered "spicy" for discussing basic shit like condoms or shaving is really sending me

Carley needs a podcast where she just goes on rants because I could listen to this all day.

I’ve been a commuter student for the past three years now so (not thanks to covid) I’ve learned how to read on the train, bus, subway, either forward facing or backwards facing. Doesn’t even matter anymore. My guts are made of steel. But don’t even try to get me to read in the car when my dad is driving. I can’t even sit in the back without getting motion sick, let alone sit backwards and enjoy a novel.

Only hot girls wear hello kitty bandaids. I don’t make the rules. Carley does 😎

What if he's reading "12 Rules for Life"? Are we still obliged to go 'Yes Daddy, you're so well-read!"? lol

the Instagram writing voice reminds me of gossip girl , the one with the teacher on ig and stuff

You are glowing, Carley. The hair looks amazing 🤩

My boyfriend was waiting for me in a restaurant one day. Im studying literature in university, so I have books everywhere in my house as one should, and he decided to pick one up. So, imagine the waitress' surprise when she saw that gorgeous dude reading Virginia Woolf. My boyfriend told me she was super smiley to him lol

carley roasting and calling out dumb glorification of men just reading books? SIGN ME UP XD

I'm so sick rn and was like "I wanna binge uncarley content" and you POSTED ugh the timing is perfect

“The female gaze is literally friggin compassion” 👏👏👏

You know what female gaze is right? It's literally just fucking compassion! -Carly 2022 ♥️

This is creepy as hell. I've had people takes pic of me on a subway (im not hot, i'm goth and people decide that means they can do what they like). Also new to the channel and love the vibes

The bar for men is so low, archeologists will be looking for it for generations.

8:57 "you know what the female gaze is? it's literally fucking compassion" KILLED ME

why do the captions sound like the opening monologue to a 90s/00s chick flick or rom com

carley bringing the nora ephron protagonist energy once again

the bar for being a 'hot dude' is so LOW🥲

no because as a man who reads i am now terrified. suddenly i have never been more glad to be unattractive.

“I normally have a terrible time focusing,” but she’s stalking random dudes with books…🙃

Taking a tequila shot everytime you say "that's a crime" just to feel something

if anyone says anything bad about ur haircut i will be throwing hand .. YOU LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD?!

"if hes not reading a book dont fuck him", LMAO bold of them to assume i would want to even breathe in the direction of men uwu

Whoever runs hotdudesreading needs serious help

When I can I drop everything as soon as I saw the notification and clicked as fast as I cannnn

You just making our days better! Thank you queen!

Mfrs can not read but are out here looking at the inside of a book just because they think it makes them look smart

The woman running that page gives off such objectifying male energy that I don't know what to feel 😂💀

this is like the nonsensical but actually sense-filler inner monologue a sleep deprived person would have before falling asleep and i'm here for it because i'm that person too

the hello kitty band-aid is an unpaid actor

the convenient timing of you posting this when i’m trying to ignore my anxiety about an open mic tonight 😍✨💅

thanks for keeping me company while i bleach my lip hair bestie

When in doubt blame wattpad

loving the chaotic content lately lmao 💖 i remember the first vid u made bout a similar account. was sooo creepy & made me so uncomfy 😭 people literally have no privacy these days bc of these creeps

And we have another installment of hot dude reads. I literally remember you posting that video more than a year ago like it's insane how time flies

The way I have been following the hot dudes reading account for years, but mostly for the captions. They literally make me cry from laughter!

Carley! So happy to see you have been sharing content with the world again recently. I was just searching your channel because I missed your vibes and was so happy to see new videos! I hadn't seen them come up in my recommendations or notifications but I just turned all notifications for your channel so that shouldn't happen again. ☺️ And I love your haircut sm!

love the new hair Carley !!! 🥺

i needed this, thanks carley.

Carley, I am in such a place in life that your haircut, how evenly it's cut, it soothes me

the way i remember when ur other video about that insta account came out SO clearly wow .. what a journey it’s been 😳

i loved your haircut and hair color 💛 great choise, it suits you perfectly

I have never snort chortled as much at a video before. also, love the hair! 💁🏼‍♀️

It's 1am here and I just needed this video so much!! Thanks bestie!

CARLEYY THE HAIRRR OMG YOU LOOK STUNNING

the hair is stunning btw

I’m a 20 year old girl and I’m fucking terrified from the owner of this account

I LOVE YOUR HAIR it suits you so well

your haircut is great, it's the length I wish I could have mine but I'm curly sooooo anyway glad you're posting regularly again, missed ya girl

this haircut looks so good on you btw!!!!

you are such a character and your wit is top-tier, it makes your commentary so enjoyable. I never even knew this was a thing.

was literally binging all ur videos today then you dropped, bless 😭😭💖

i am literally crying this is too good

this addressed a side of my brain I forgot existed

Love the haircut, love the arms, love the Hello Kitty bandaid, love the Carley.

your videos make me so happy :) i hope you have a really day

Your hair looks so cute bestie!

Carley your new haircut looks really cool!

carley, in brasil we invented a verb for what you experienced: "coringar". is when you live long enough to become the "coringa" (joaquin phoenix's joker). girl, você coringou.

ur hair looks GREAT!!!!!!

I love ur hair cut , you look soo pretty it rlly suits u x

in the first second i was having déjà vu, thinking about youtube is now broken and saying to me that the old video was uploaded 1 h ago. then i clicked and ohh i missed that a lot! thank you! by the way angle is PERFECT in this video, the symmetry is so good i want to rewatch it instantly.

I love your new hairstyle!! ❤❤❤

Thank you queen 🥺💘

Never have I ever clicked on a video as fast - carley might have become my reason to live??

Watching this video instead of revising for my maths GCSE tommorrow:) your hair looks amazing btw💞💞

100% you are the best creator on KZfaq always and forever!

i honestly feel sorry for the dudes like imagine coming across a photo of yourself on the internet that you didnt know was taken or even consent to it being taken and then reading the perverted caption and a bunch of strangers commenting weird ass shit on top of the perverted caption.....like....i cant comprehend how that must feel

thank you for speaking out on this

the queen is back

queen you look so insanely beautiful in this video

I just started reading And Then There Were None and I have to say thanks for recommending it

Love your videos !

I did not expect this turn of events - I wasn’t even aware those accounts were a thing - but I am dying laughing so THANK YOU FOR BLESSING MY SUNDAY! (and yet the underlying message that verified, profitable account is sending is utterly gross, no thank you)

Your hair is sooo cute. I can't get over it

I’m legally deceased now. I laughed so hard a crack my ribs and they punctured my lungs and I died. Thanks, Smutty Stalker Girl on the Subway 🤣🤣🤣

This made my day so much better

UR HAIR LOOKS AMAZING

these captions had me puking OH MY GAWD how did u even make it thru carley

God I haven’t watched one of your videos in a while and I forgot how every word you say is just so funny. It’s very girlboss of you

your hairs looks amazing Carley (just wanted to say it) :*

your new haircut looks super chic btw