😂 excellent 👏😁

Dead 💀 😂

OH FU-

@Borat Margaret Sagdiyev bro stfu

Those Miranda rights.

I thought about that too. What a horrible thing to find out.

Did you see the size of her though?

@@Gromulan Did you see the size of him though? What does that matter?

@@Gromulan What an awful thing to say.

@@Gromulan What does that have to do with anything??? Wow, that is a pretty shallow thing to say.

yeah, that was really immature. Which kind of makes me sad for her though. Why men think it is okay to use some abused young woman for sex is beyond me.

@@intrepidtomato yet some of us were sexually abused and never hurt a soul much less killed someone…

Her reaction made her seem guilty tbh

I would have taken the sim card and SD out and said there is the phone when you have a warrant you can get the rest. And yes, I've been questioned by cops before and done that. Also told them the glove box and trunk is locked. I could have 2 bodies in the trunk and a kilo in the box, but you will never know until you get that warrant, bud.

Chronological age or not folie à deux or not she’s a killer.

I literally just said this to him yesterday. Somehow I end up smiling at some point or another when I watch his content, despite the unfortunate stories he covers. Always making us smile.

Who you telling? Out-of-nowhere giggles when I heard that.

Funnily enough, just like Dexter! Maybe she did do it...

That’s brill lol

Sounds like Riverdale

I like the way you put that!!!

That's my favourite comment ever.

@Borat Margaret Sagdiyev wtf?

@@daisychain5894 Yeah I'm pretty confused too lol

@@MirandaSinistra I guess you can assume if you started an onlyfans this dude would be your first and onlyfan lol

Unbelievable self-fulfilling prophecy.

Hey I’d throw dollars atcha!

Dont miss him,he took the piss out of you. Live your life, be happy!

I can understand your position, I've been cheated on and also my own father kinda cheated on my pregnant mother when he very brutally raped a girl along with his friends. I had nothing to do with him after that but then he committedsuicide and I was not sure how I felt I was very angry but I did love him cos he had always been good to me so I felt bad when he committed suicide, thinking maybe I should have been there for him since he was the only person that was always good to me.

@@madalinewillard1529 Damn, he and his friends brutally gang raped someone? That's crazy. I'm sorry you've had to deal with that. I wonder what would have possessed him to do something so awful?

Sounds like karma to me. Embrace your single life like the gift it is. Good luck. ✌️

@@karengiorella2690people should die for cheating? lol Jesus Christ

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Lol

😂😂😂

“I’m offended, I’m very offended!”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂

She out here speedrunning her entire life

Lol, but yeah... The consequences of untreated trauma.

Its easy when you don't accomplish or do anything of substance like school or a job.

5AM crew 😂

Don’t forget the strip club for dessert

@@logicdied6766 i just wanna know where you meet women like this, for a friend of course.

Hehe, sorry it ain't funny, hehe!🤔

I love the sarcasm here

@@davidrenton Hahaha

Lol

😂🤣

Me too bro…i came back just comment

Same

Thumbs up from another one of her victims in heaven.

That shit was funny

😁

I already knew she was lying by the time he got there.

I checked on myself after that

@@cherrylane6505 😁

Just as believable.

He fell on the knife 22 times I guess....

@@absinthemindedJ I’m surprised she didn’t say .... I stabbed him accidentally on purpose 😂

'He just walked into the knife!'

I hate when that happens.. its so disrespectful

There's multiple ways to manipulate homicide investigation which will take lot of will power and courage. Either you lie really good and backup your tracks with a good alibi or do the last and stay silent rest. Majority of people can't handle quarter of the procedure and will break. Less you talk and give information less years you will sit and that's just reality of it.

Barely works on Twitter 😂😂

SJWspeak

I favor the “I need to tend to my child” defense, actually. That should get me out of any trouble I encounter.

LMFAOOOOOOO accurate

There should be a law against it: Declaring offence in an unjust manner. Or... Psychological theft. Taking offence that doesn't belong to you.

Its such an Karen response. She reacted like my 6th old, no joke.

@@floatpool8307 it sucks

the moment they ask for her phone she suddenly pulled the Karen/crazy social justice warriors move and acts like a child who's about to be caught

Typical modern day woman.

Did people care about her being sexually assaulted as a kid?

Can’t wait. Here it comes. 7:30

Just watched it. Did he not know what hookers do? Not their damn nails.

Boy She has him fooled. “Really I just talk to them we don’t have sex. These guys don’t want to have sex. They go to a hooker to pay 200 an hour to talk. I’m just like a psychologist. “

"dontcha wish your girlfriend was possessed like me" factor at play obviously.

@@alwaysdirty155 i can't unhear it

@@ApexBizzySolutions aaaa 🤣

When you ask for some head and she turns it around 360 degrees and spits out green stuff at the same time... that's a wifer

@@alwaysdirty155 omg 🤣...my sides hurt 🤣😂

Seems like a competition for the title.

@@HooDooBrown yeah but who tf is competing? 🧐🧐

@@t9x971 I’m bout to aim to be the number 1 craigslist killer

@@xTwiztedMetal you gotta pass me then buddy I'm pretty high up on the list

It's a free platform, so...

So true even its heartbreaking always a little laugh also

I need that clip LMAOO

dude acted like he was 85 years old and out of touch with technology all together

@@msg360 -- He's a reporter. Out of touch is what they do.

That was hilarious! But jeez, his speech pattern was awful and difficult to listen to.

Dark *Soul* He could not have possibly been more out of touch. Bless him.

How dare they offend that “innocent “ queen 🙄

Too bad man I kinda thought it was her 🙁

🤣🤣🤣🤣

he rules!

Guys shut it down.

That's the power of the 21st century, where everyone's offended, even murderers

Very narcissistic thing to say, I’d recognize that reaction to the truth in a second, unfortunately.

@@johnmcmanus2447 so true it’s crazy

I'm sure Troy was offended when she stabbed him 15 times, but trying to take her phone away? That's just inhumane

She mixed up the word offended with guilty 😅

anyone who has ever worked retail just had a traumatic flashback

ahhahahahahahaa. i fkin love that bit! that bit is pure gold. time to slap the cuffs on her.

My thought was “okay Karen calm down” lol

This must've been the first time in her life when "BUT I DUN WANNA" didn't work for her.

That's what a pimp would describe prostitution to police

Elliot and Miranda's entire existence is really fucking cringe lol

So cringe....They're like the brainchild of a night of watching natural born killers on a tape loop while speedballing.

@@Moongoddess3336 this sums them up perfectly it was painful how cool he thought he was just no stop

As opposed to his description of the murder? I admit I just think it's funny and curious that someone comments on a killer's description of his wife's "sorta" prostitution as cringe but not his description of the murder.

I love sarcasm.

I was once at an IHOP in the wee hours in the morning. A couple, a very short woman and a much taller man, was making out in the corner near the restrooms. At one point she started sucking his...elbow...of all things. Talk about romance...

Thanks Mike! You are always a welcome diversion in my day! Much love from the criminal pit of Canada! 🇨🇦

paying just for companionship ! urban legend !

Not dennys

Well no they did technically ask her if she had killed and or had anything to do with him so.....but definitely still suspicious how she started freaking out about that.

Bcoz after experiencing murder now they want to experience Jail..it is like an adventure for these shitheads..

or Death Note. Behold the real KIRA

They literally said that in the video. Pay attention dammit!

@@nickdebenedetto2267 haha i know, but its just like Death Note too. Except this Kira has an IQ of 60 xD

Even the garrote thing is just like Dexter does, I noticed that

@@nickdebenedetto2267 stop it

I'm commenting from the grave (yes heaven has wifi) and I can comfirm she did kill me with her cringe.

LMFAO same

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I wanna like your status so bad but it's at tree tree tree 🤣😭

I'm here to write the Mike's quote too, but it's yours mate!

lmfao

uno reverse

the fact that she repeated that multiple times & said “well do you understand why i’m offended” before throwing a tantrum like a toddler when they tried to take her phone lmfao

@@Kayla-rd5jd I would've been convinced if I were one of those cops that there was something incriminating on her phone..

@@Kayla-rd5jd The detective was like "Eh who cares this is a normal day for me."

I didn't think the detectives could take the phone without a search warrant though

It's absolutely crazy. Like anybody cares about her feelings when a man was killed. From how she said it it seems like she thought it would make them just let her go... Evil people in this world man.

LOL! Me too!

I love that.

That was funny. 🤣🤣🤣

Her: 👁👄👁

Hahahaa he wasn't having any of her shit

I call bullshit

That is pretty much what the world has come to today through political correctness.

@@JohnDoe-gf5he true. Plus now we got the new thin skinned. Those who oppose the cancel culture and constantly complain about it. My brother in law is so anti pc he constantly whines and starts arguments in stores with "sheeple". Thin skinned all around.

Karen mentality

that's white privilege for ya

@@JohnDoe-gf5he She's absolutely not a product of 'political correctness' you, walnut. Political correctness is literally just using the most upto date titles, names and cultural terms. That's it. Stop whining about it just because you can't say slurs anymore.

I started dating someone when I was 29. I quickly realized that there was no physical flame. But I had lost my pop at an early age and had been alone a lot and she was a GOOD person. Weeks turned into months turned into years..and here we are 25 years later, engaged but not married. A man's sex drive doesn't go away. But it was easier to stay with her than lost some more weight at the time and be on my own for a while and try to meet someone new. It was unfair to her and me. Mostly her. I didn't treat her that great and she stayed. I'm 54 now and I treat her well. Sex is not the highest thing on my list anymore and I care about her very much and do love her. I'm not leaving her now or in the future. Regrets? Sure. But the grass is always greener and it is what it is. I think that's what happened to this guy.

@@markmike7933​​⁠ so you stayed with her this whole time because you’re comfortable and didn’t want to start over……wasting her time when she could find someone who truly loves her and is attracted to her AND doesn’t regret being with her. Wow you’re such a saint. Don’t think you realize what an 🫏 you sound like. How about let her go, stop being selfish, and let her find her soulmate.

He did that to get him talking. He did it on purpose.🙃

I'm on my lunch break and when I heard that I guffawed and almost inhaled my flatbread. "It's Elliot". F'n classic.🤣

He spells it Elytte. There’s no way to pronounce that y the way it wants it to be pronounced.

It’s an ignorant spelling of Elliot, he spells it Ellytte (the detective said it with an E, not an F, like “fillet” with no “F” = “Eillet” or “ill-lay”. I thought he said “Fillet”, too at first and I was trying to figure out how he got that from Elliot... until I saw the spelling 😆 Tells you a little about his parents - not the brightest crayons in the box

They do that on purpose. It offends the perp and gives them a sense of being smarter than the cop

“I need to speak with your manager!”

Hahaha she gave it a decent shot.

She should've asked to speak to the Chief Of Police. He "manages" the police, after all.

Did they have a warrant for her phone?

True 😆

Yeah.. he knows.. he was making fun of her for thinking if she just acted upset they'd think shes innocent..

Yeah ! Seems like no matter how someone acts there guilty. I feel like she is lying about killing him too. She lied about killing all those people.

I know and the boyfriend was so glad to confess too. Hes explaining it to the cop like hes fuckin cool. "Like ya dude so im fuckin chokin him, check it out these are my moves" 😂

It said it was 3 weeks

@@alexander1902 stop ruining the fun lol

@@alexander1902 it did indeed but better detective work should've uncovered her in one day!

She confessed on her own, willingly. How did she get caught?

@Justin Ray Yep, stellar members of society for sure. Just a couple of fun loving kids.

Justin Ray The dude only admitted to it bc he thought it would make him look hard - he knew they were caught and he didn’t want Miranda to roll on him and get a better deal, (not that anyone would ever believe anything that came out of her mouth).

Yeah....sad. Bleh bleh bleh. Worst excuse, ever ma’am. I have passed this one lady, whom Isnt a young buck, by any stretch...walking the what’s gotta be at LEAST a 5 mile walk, one way, to her job at Walmart just about every day when I’m taking my son to school. If that lady can do that, I mean. Our community has been trying to raise funds for her to purchase some sort of vehicle. You just know that has to be a HARD life but bless her...she does it! This type of chick??? No thanks. Thank the lawd her daughter got away from her, young. Maybe that will give her a fighting chance in life. I sure hope so. No kid deserves to be born into that sort of crappy situation. Makes me so sad. Just because you CAN procreate....doesn’t mean you should. That little girl was probably no more than a paycheck to her. Grrrr. I know I shouldn’t judge/make assumptions but c’mon. Let’s be real. There’s being nice and there’s trying to polish a turd.

@@dididothat2245 I don't think it's an assumption on your behalf. If she truly cared about her daughter, she wouldn't have done anything. I am extremely familiar with mental health issues. She didn't agree to come in for any other reason, but to try and get as much information as possible on their case. Yet over the phone, notice her priorities claiming serial murders.... Just fame and attention... Killing (over) 22 people would require intelligence of some level... I'll let that speak for itself.

@@dididothat2245 Everything you said is sadly...true. Her mother's life in the pen is the best thing to happen to the child. No question. I hope they never tell her who her mother is.

Offended Offender is Offended

"Sincere apologies Madam, please accept a ride home in a patrol car and a six figure sum in compensation for hurt feelings and defaming your good name as a wife and mother. But first, allow me to circumnavigate Planet Earth at warp speed, astride a flying pig".

Karen move right there

😂

To be fair they did let her go.

Amen brothers. Amen.

Nooooobody gets a lawyer they just run their mouths straight into a 20 piece.

But, if you did nothing wrong, you did nothing wrong. Asking for a lawyer immediately is really suspicious.

No it isn't. It is your right, and ALWAYS the correct move dealing with the police. They are not your friends or there to help you.

@@hairlesscat6458 Even if some random guy on the internet thinks it's suspicious, the jury won't. It's always in your best interest to call a lawyer, whether your guilty or not.

Lol! A Karen in training!

@@laurielynne2006 😁

And the award for best comment goes to

@Borat Margaret Sagdiyev you from Kazakhstan?

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Hahaha! Of COURSE he spelt it that way. I very much hope he has been on the receiving end of violent beatings whilst incarcerated.

Good point. Such a clean cut young man. I am sure his parents are very proud.

😂😂😂

Are you saying his parents took one look at him and knew he would grow up and do bad things because they’re the ones that gave him that ridiculous spelling of his name.

Your comment set up so many dad jokes, my head almost exploded

Tree things we like

Sameeee finally getting to sit down today!

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣that's great I love the comments

Too bad that was just a tad too early to call her Karen in response!

lol

Well with political correctness run amok, maybe she figured the police would fear a law suit.

She probably thought that's what's gonna happen. 😀

People who are easily offended are the worst.

I think she really did think that's how that works 🤣

She can leave anyway.

@@ThatHippyDuck 🤣

And don't forget, a murderer too, Bonus. Well, a bonus for the deranged.

Typical product of the modern society. Just wait for another decade to see how deep the rabbits hole.

She wasnt trying to cheat. It was always a set up.

@@romansopoff4751 Yeah I'm not really with you on this one. I mean there have been girls being sexually abused by family and "friends" for about as long as there have been humans, and some of them have grown up and killed far more people than little Miranda. I mean Eileen Wournos killed like 7, 8, something like that and I think she was executed before Miranda was even born. I can't immediately point to other female serial killers who grew up in severely abusive homes but then I've never researched it. I'm just saying every generation seems to have the idea the next generation is so much worse than their own. If that were really the case and that was consistent decade after decade we would likely all be raving serial killers by this point.

@@wtrdawnlord tell you what, there were way less killers 200 years ago

I wouldve have said it too !! , but you got there first !!

Genius 😂

Gaahahahaaaaah

Haha dont take my life like that!

So you should..... not really, we were all thinking it, just didn't have the balls. You win the comment section today. X

When she was 22 she stopped knowing how to count.

Bruh exactly lol

Said no serial killer ever.

@Abdullah Hussain bruh

@Abdullah Hussain oops!

I appreciate you.

Aready, smartest quote of the year

I knew he would say exactly that. Console- is too big a word. Why do people speak on what they know little or nothing about?? Lol

Hahaha I came to the comments section to post the same quote

@@shaneculkin7124 they're news reporters. it's their JOB to speak on what they know little or nothing about.

I don't know about that. I think she was just trying anything to not give up her phone. Taking the phone from people her age is just unconceivable to them. (But I'll die...) They think it's an epic level unacceptability.

@@patrickpelletier3104 yes, a childish response that my kid grew out of a 3 as she knew no meant no.

Huh? She just didn't want to not give up her phone like some valley girl that wanted to talk, she was afraid of what they'd find on it

I kept expecting her to ask to speak to the manager.

Thats what I thought when I 1st saw her

Yay I noticed that too so well deserved is right!! 👏🏻 🎉 Congratulations Mike!! 😁

Mann it feels like yesterday he only had 200k damn

Absolutely, congratulations🎉🎊🎁

Yesssss 🙌🏼⭐️! Definitely deserved & no doubt this awesome channel will continue to grow 🥳!

Suddenly so fast, amazing! Congratulations Mike 👍😃🌹💗👏 🎇📺🏆🥇🥂🍾🍺🍻🎂🎁🎀🎈🎉🎊🎆✨ 🐙🕳️👈🧐👽☠️🤖

I couldn't help but laugh out loud 😂 That was the dumbest explanation of something I've heard in a long time. And he said everything with such confidence 😅

@@zari2662 😂🤣😂🤣

You know, like Pretty Woman, right?!

@@EricPudalov 🤣😂🤣😂

@@zari2662 p⁰⁰⁰⁰

She ate a whole guy with his face and didn't even chew Turns out that guy was you And yet you're there There can only be one explanation And that's that you're a zombie Now I'm scared

Straight jacked me lol

Lol awesome quote

@@themexicankitchen “She’s a man eater..”

😂😂😂

She was going to say she was a single mother to try and gain empathy lol

oh honey no 😂

@@theloniouszappa both statements are lies.

Ohh is that what she says I asked some of the people that left comments asking WHAT IS THE WORD SHE SAYS BEFORE SHE SAYS I JUST GOT MARRIED..are you pretty sure .. because I thought that is what she said BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

Tried to pull out the single mother victim card.

That's female privilege. She went her whole life being able to cry and get her way due to her looks and gender.

@@r.m.5548 no😂 females go all their life being overlooked by men just like you. a females feelings are always put off as pms, being moody, or just being a girl.

@@erika-dv5cy females be on that tutorial difficulty in life and men ride that insane difficulty

@@r.m.5548 have you ever thought that everyone, regardless of genders have there own struggles ?

@@puccipuu1797 yes, but it's imperialy and scientifically calculated that men do more hard work, die more often doing mandatory actions, and generally hold up more than their fair share.

Right! Saw that too 😂

Yeah I caught that too. Haha I'M A SINGLE...I WAS JUST MARRIED. Pick a lane sweetheart.

I hate when that happens 💁🏻‍♀️😬🤭🤥

@@joshmattingly8056 😂😂😂😭😭😭

😂😂

I laughed pretty hard at her claim of 22 😂

also, she kinda freaked out after stabbing him, according to her "spouse"

Yup.

Yep. That's what I thought. I mean, why TF not claim something like that tho? Her at her age, going away for life prolly. What the hell? Say you're a serial killer. But yea. I call BS

Yeah, she ain't no ted bundy. Of course bundy didn't have to worry about cell phone records, surveillance everywhere , DNA, internet searches etc... Much harder for serial killers now days

Way to many drugs imo...brain fried if he ever had one that is

susie foxy don’t blame drugs. He has had issues since a kid they even said it. This makes it seem like everybody who has been addicted to drugs is a killer

@Borat Margaret Sagdiyev down astronomical

people show emotions in drastically different ways. Sometimes it seems that there is a lack of emotion, when the reality may very well be the opposite. you're welcome for the life lesson 🤘

Sociopaths.

Some men do pay just to go on dates and have a girl on their arms. That is a thing. Not on Craigslist but it is a thing

@@k-isfor-kristina I know but those type of girls ain’t linking up in back alleys lol

@@k-isfor-kristina You must be speaking from experiance

@@alexc8253 And so what if she is?

@Frank Marano Gosh, who wouldn't want to spend their hard earned dollars to enjoy the lucid thoughts and worldly knowledge of a teen aged girl?

Thank for telling us this!!!! I've been trying to figure out what it means, but since I can't spell Irish...