"My self esteem-" *IMMEDIATE LAUGHTER* ...I feel like the entire audience just burned him
@arielcross71836 жыл бұрын
ScarletNekolita I felt like that to
@elusiverobertdenby30006 жыл бұрын
I feel like he paused to sort of prompt that response from the audience as part of the joke
@georgerosebush97546 жыл бұрын
Gets on the mic, " Ahem.... My life."
@emmalanemua6 жыл бұрын
I feel like there is no audience and he dubs it in.
@wohdinhel6 жыл бұрын
i mean his entire stand-up act is basically recalling all of the horrible embarrassing shit he's done over the years so
@Snugglepops6 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad you’re real and not a figment of my imagination.
@Hellooo1345 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume he's real
@ediesongbird31635 жыл бұрын
Pseudonymous Being I thought it was Luna that said that
@pseudonymousbeing9875 жыл бұрын
@@ediesongbird3163 Nah it was Dumbybore who said it after Hairy Petal died.
@TuckerHolt3 жыл бұрын
I’m not so sure
@amandaschmidt95282 жыл бұрын
I love this because I JUST saw him perform and I am still asking myself if it actually happened. Experiencing this live brings only more questions.
@TyTurner6 жыл бұрын
SELF ESTEEM TOWER OF TERROR
@yael53346 жыл бұрын
hi ty
@tylerburney85766 жыл бұрын
Ty, holy shit! I didn’t know you watched Chris
@Alita_N996 жыл бұрын
Yoooo Ty Turner is a fan of Chris?!!
@C4TNPC6 жыл бұрын
The tower of terror was so scary lmao
@rohanmorningstar77955 жыл бұрын
My dad stans my other dad. Bless 🙌
@hoopleehoopla6 жыл бұрын
i knOW IT'Š FOR *BABIES* būt Į ñëĖD *ÎT*
@PhemieC6 жыл бұрын
i love that when he said he had a girlfriend he casually did his own spit take on behalf of the audience lol
@wooby41044 жыл бұрын
@@ideapressproductions1864 what music?
@natejacobs37572 жыл бұрын
@@ideapressproductions1864 I read the comment and didnt even realize it is them omg it's been so long ;w;
@endeavor16642 жыл бұрын
I immediately assumed he meant female friend until he repeated it more, im rlly dense 😂 idk why I never thought he was bi
@sainttheresetaylor20548 ай бұрын
@@endeavor1664 i always assumed he was bi, he gives off ‘woman loving’ vibes
@whatcanidooo3 ай бұрын
@@sainttheresetaylor2054 he’s just genderfucky enough to make attraction to any gender seem appropriately fruity 😂
@Rikoshima6 жыл бұрын
chris fleming has spoiled me for any other comedian
@cricketunicorn6 жыл бұрын
nicolegend same
@doubtful_seer6 жыл бұрын
Seriously, same
@SparklingSilverCurls6 жыл бұрын
100% agree!!
@ALu-nq8rf6 жыл бұрын
Try Maria Bamford
@wohdinhel4 жыл бұрын
lewis black, maria bamford, and chris fleming. the trifecta of transcendent comedy
@pluto86156 жыл бұрын
I KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOW ITS FOR BABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES BUT I NEEEEEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTTT
@ordinarytree46784 жыл бұрын
Perfectly sized words. You did it!
@joshm.1483 Жыл бұрын
Chris’ greatest strength as a comedian is how oddly specific his similes are but you still always understand what he’s talking about. Leading to such memorable phrases such as “preteen girl at her bat mitzvah disassociating doing Greased Lightning choreography” and “chihuahua at a parade”
@largeballs6 жыл бұрын
“My self esteem is never anywhere good” Ten seconds in and it’s already the most relatable video on the internet
@MatthewThePrincess6 жыл бұрын
Andi is Weird I loved the term “Self esteem Tower of Terror”
@largeballs6 жыл бұрын
Same 😂 I cried when he said “...the boyfriend has found me” he sounded so distraught
@foxlikessapphics6 жыл бұрын
my sister played this on the drive home last night and i was laughing so hard that i very nearly crashed my car. i didn't though, i just threw up out the window instead. thank you chris fleming i love you.
@jessicav89355 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing that because I also just threw up from laughing at this. I’m getting over a cough and I laughed so hard I cough barfed. It’s a first for me.
@pseudonymousbeing9875 жыл бұрын
@@jessicav8935 So I gather that exposure to Fleming is officially a medical epidemic.
@sofastuffing6 ай бұрын
phelgming
@jbrockmam6 жыл бұрын
Chris has taught me that in order to establish true dominance over your audience you hover over them carried by three large men shouting, "I KNOW ITS FOR BABIES BUT I NEED IT!!!"
@juiceboxbento6 жыл бұрын
YES SOMETIMES I'LL EAT SUSHI!
@PrettyPinkPeacock6 жыл бұрын
What is that video??? I can't find It??????? Thanxx
@ecpflute6 жыл бұрын
PrettyPinkPeacock his "Am I a man?" video
@sweatyskeleton73903 жыл бұрын
hhhhadadadadadadada
@geofferypmeyers6 жыл бұрын
“Popping out with the “YITS BEEN” attitude” omg that was PERFECT
@batty2222212 күн бұрын
is that the first line of One Week by Barenaked Ladies...or is it just me?
@zoeestes44206 жыл бұрын
I'm HERE for the progressivly larger crowds in each new stand-up video
@Teatimekitty6 жыл бұрын
"On the way to the DMV to change my occupation to 'queer icon'" holy shit his self awareness is off the charts.... how does he know!!!
@villvvinter91824 жыл бұрын
How would he not
@charliecrocker19926 жыл бұрын
"t h o s e s h i r t s a r e f o r b a b i e s" im cryign
@marleeohara75966 жыл бұрын
Netflix special when?
@alanah32046 жыл бұрын
Marlee O'Hara that would be amazing
@novindichar6 жыл бұрын
Marlee O'Hara Just what I was thinking. He has been doing this for too long to have such a small reach.
@keepcalmsavehyrule6 жыл бұрын
Marlee O'Hara WORD. Netflix really does need to pick up both Chris & Gayle. 😂
@percyperanamus74326 жыл бұрын
my petition to netflix will be titled '' i know it's for babies, but i need it ''
@MadisonM16 жыл бұрын
PLEASE HE NEEDS TO GRACE US WITH A SPECIAL
@corrosionkitty5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes they say to imagine the crowd nude, but he made the entire crowd imagine him nude.
@rionachreid58634 жыл бұрын
The u l t i m a t e p o w e r m o v e
@Hanklerfishies6 жыл бұрын
I love your relationship to your masculinity and also your comedy is next level
@p0llenp0ny5 жыл бұрын
What does that even mean?
@gingersnap60045 жыл бұрын
p0llenp0ny If you put a form in front of Chris asking them to pick a gender, they’d check off “maybe”.
@themightywhoosh54976 жыл бұрын
"Relax okay, I know when I'm being gaslit." 😂😂😂
@heather_be_thy_name85726 жыл бұрын
"Old woman pushing a grocery cart with a coyote.." Omg I'm screaming 😂😂😂💀💀
@katress52686 жыл бұрын
“My self-esteem” *laughs*
@GwenAnatolia6 жыл бұрын
I relate to the Self Esteem Tower Of Terror
@ObsidianGloria2 жыл бұрын
I am incredibly impressed with the agility and flexibility he shows when looking like a startled baby deer fresh from the womb at 5:54
@dms53413 жыл бұрын
business man on a plane talking about his diet = profoundly underrated bit
@clockworkraven28636 жыл бұрын
"Wow that sounded gorgeous" You always do.
@gloverelaxis6 жыл бұрын
i'm not usually a big fan of overly physical stand-up but that denouement was such a great example of something that is only possible in a live stand-up context; so good
@fox.mulder.6 жыл бұрын
next 👏 level 👏 comedy👏
@user-fr2jv9ou3p6 жыл бұрын
foxymulder nobody like this comment. It's the perfect number of likes already
@crowlong61906 жыл бұрын
I've sent this to everyone I'm friends with I have shed actual tears over this
@ximenacalderon3265 жыл бұрын
"I know it's for babies, but I need it"- my nearly inexistent libido screaming SpongeBob dehydrated style inside my brain when I look at boobs
@agitationfree598010 ай бұрын
the cats joke is one of the best of all time and it's just a throwaway gag
@catvanburen27685 жыл бұрын
This last line has been stuck in my head for days, and so my inner monologue is simply, "I know its for baaaabieees s but I NEeD It." and no one else around me can hear the terror track that is just going through my head. all they can hear is me chuckling to myself as I am haunted by this line over and over it plays.
@mariac38666 жыл бұрын
i’m obsessed with his videos. it’s bad. i can word for word recite every one of his non gayle videos. and i’ve watched gayle so so many times. i love you so so much chris❤️
@myanimation89875 жыл бұрын
nice icon
@katjaastrauskas12156 жыл бұрын
American girl doll sized small Someone give this man a Netflix special already
@novindichar6 жыл бұрын
I fucking love how animated Chris is. And this video is knock-out funny, as usual. Waiting on a Netflix special or Comedy Central show, dude...
@jaelikesjackalopes8 ай бұрын
Now streaming on peacock, just incredibly on brand
@basically29566 жыл бұрын
I saw Chris in December 2016 Chicago. I hope Netflix picks him up for a series or a stand up special!! He’s so original and his comedy delivery is pure genius; punchlines and observations are always spot on. We have a local Korean Spa here, I love going and will usually invite friends and I always try to prep them as much as possible regarding the nudity so they aren’t caught off guard, but even if prepped, its a unique setup. See you next time you’re in Chicago Chris!
@glamrockbard6 жыл бұрын
he sounds like spongebob in that one episode like *but i nEEEEEEEDD IIITTTT*
@jaydengreen5958 күн бұрын
*spongebob staring intensely at the water in the flower vase* 👁️👁️💧 “I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTTTTT” Patrick in the background: PINKYY - PINKYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@RESMITHcarpentry4 жыл бұрын
"I KNOW WHEN I'M BEING GASLIT" so good lol
@AlexaSmith6 жыл бұрын
omg i've been quoting this so much ever since i saw your show last year love u chris
@rubyrider79026 жыл бұрын
same! my sisters & i will always scream "i know it's for babies!"
@AlexaSmith6 жыл бұрын
that makes me so happy to hear hahaha
@noworriesbeachbum23196 жыл бұрын
he's the only comedian who makes me cry from laughing....😂😂😂 Long live Chris Fleming!
@lizardfreakz Жыл бұрын
seen it a million times and im still never gonna be over "YOU NEED TO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!" and chris proceeding to scramble around like a drunk/confused gazelle that has to piss
@kilertyuw6 жыл бұрын
I have never related to anything more than his Amy Adams in Arrival metaphor when it comes to my social interactions😂
@xenokingdom36306 жыл бұрын
I KNOW IT'S FOR BABIIIIIIIIIIIIES
@mommyslilstinker6 жыл бұрын
William HuntingtonT aND NEEEEEEEEEED ITTT
@anthonybourdainsuperfan12416 жыл бұрын
WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER, SING A LITTLE LOUDERRRR
@benedictcumbersnatched77356 жыл бұрын
“I kneaux it’s för bABIE!!!!?”
@sapodetenis3 жыл бұрын
BUT I NYYYYYYYYYYD IIiiiiiIIiiiIiIT
@tia64986 жыл бұрын
I'm really concerned for whoever disliked this. . . honestly
@AlakazamElder6 жыл бұрын
they didn't think he needed it
@p0llenp0ny5 жыл бұрын
Didn't even crack a smile. Must be women humor.
@stars197355 жыл бұрын
@@p0llenp0ny haha "women humor" did you come up with that yourself? that's fucking hilarious, you should really consider stand up.
@nikkidancergirl6 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed so heartily in a long-ass time thanks Chris
@xWasabiNekoProx6 жыл бұрын
it's funny seeing some people get confused, chris is queer but nobody ever said chris was gay; that word definitely doesn't always just mean gay
@SarahBevElizabeth5 жыл бұрын
Queer just means queer. Not cishet. Basically. It’s different for everyone.
@lavadad26295 жыл бұрын
Its dog-whistle transphobia and biphobia when someone says that Queer is a slur or cant be used by Cis people. Chris has said he is Bi, therefore is able to use "Queer" as a label.
@404usernotfound_5 жыл бұрын
@Cke Iannsone Jesus christ, shut up. Is it that hard to not use a slur? Get over yourself already.
@NSHM1225 жыл бұрын
The word gay doesn't always mean gay either. Also, I refuse to say cishet which automatically labels you as the type of person I don't like. Mainly the type of person who is angry and hasn't figured out quite who they are yet, but has reached adulthood.
@Taijavu5 жыл бұрын
@@Throat_Spray He could still be bi/pan/etc, and we don't know whether he's cis or not unless he's said so.
@gandalfthegrey32526 жыл бұрын
Chris tortuously trying to put on the baby shirt is me trying to get my binder on in the morning
@caroplum3 жыл бұрын
Oof yep
@SarahForrest426 жыл бұрын
When you said girlfriend sister i become the meme doing math lady
@setanta_6 жыл бұрын
sarahf42 gayle’s daughter is Chris’ girlfriend
@brennahasselmann80756 жыл бұрын
Carrie Louise WHATTTTTT
@Myllkka6 жыл бұрын
Nazaré, a brazilian actress
@benedictcumberbatchsdeform83715 жыл бұрын
Honestly they're couple goals. You should check out the Kickstarters they did for Gayle, they were so cute. ❤️❤️
@toripayne18024 жыл бұрын
This isn’t right this isn’t connecting for me
@EmmaDancesNever6 жыл бұрын
*i KnOw iT's fOr BaBiEs* *But I nEeEeEeD iT*
@noahatlas52406 жыл бұрын
Long curly hair has never looked so good on a man before
@davelynwillinger65756 жыл бұрын
Don't let Mister Al catch you saying that
@tomkesteffens25045 жыл бұрын
Dude, Dan Avidan
@yaneladiaz62325 жыл бұрын
Brian may lol
@ArtistaGirl1925 жыл бұрын
Brian May might disagree lmao
@belladona69245 жыл бұрын
Brian may has entered the chat
@wintermcqueen12974 жыл бұрын
I almost fucking SOBBED laughing at this. My entire body is so warm, I am laughing so hard, I cannot,,
@baileydarnell81856 жыл бұрын
nothing but respect for MY queer icon
@partlyironic3 жыл бұрын
The advert popped up just as he started doing the “i know it’s for babies” bit and I have never been more grateful because it gave me a chance to breathe/recover etc
@dominiquedoeslife6 жыл бұрын
This man is our generation's Robin Williams. Funny af and relevant too.
@mads96796 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS AND “I KNOW ITS FOR BABIES BUT I NEED IT” wow yes thank u for these blessed words
@jackb28406 жыл бұрын
This should be trending...
@kaily94566 жыл бұрын
as a twin he's exactly right about the sister comments. i don't think my parents have ever felt needed while looking at the two of us since we stopped wearing diapers.
@tarobarf6 жыл бұрын
I cried from laughing. The old lady with the coyote in her shopping cart got me.
@Bryonybeebee6 жыл бұрын
Chris the way you put together metaphors just brings your comedy to a whole new level! Fantastic work!!
@TheAlluringSecret6 жыл бұрын
God bless you Chris, you're such a great comedian, and can even do amazingly past Gayle. I adore your humor!
@nessarosedyer45286 жыл бұрын
The first three words told me i was going to love this
@uglyfrommostangles71476 жыл бұрын
The return of the businessman on the plane who will sometimes eat sushi!
@d.w.stratton40782 ай бұрын
I feel like Chris' senior superlative would be "Most likely to play Egon Venkman"
@tracy96106 жыл бұрын
The self-esteem Tower of Terror. This is too accurate not to become part of the common vernacular. I'm using it for sure.
@Roxy_D_Rose6 жыл бұрын
there are fuckking tears in my eyes
@juliettebrito21686 жыл бұрын
Chris is legitimately a genius and a comedic icon. Every video I end up feeling high off laughter 👌✨
@billyshears86446 жыл бұрын
I don't need to see another Tom Segura or Iliza Shlesinger special. Can someone at Netflix just give Fleming a contract and a trash can full of cash already?
@thecuttlekid27586 жыл бұрын
*11 MINUTES OF CHRIS FLEMING*
@jackmclean41203 жыл бұрын
*AND 32 SECONDS*
@ckv9543 жыл бұрын
There’s an entires show if you didn’t know
@sunshineslowking50254 жыл бұрын
Chris you're my favourite comedian and when Contrapoints referenced this I cheered
@ellabanchieri81143 жыл бұрын
SAME
@velvetchiharu Жыл бұрын
Genuinely have never felt so grateful that any human has deigned to share themselves with the rest of us.
@famousamos5 жыл бұрын
I just discovered Chris. He is hilarious.
@rattyeely3 жыл бұрын
He looks like a cursive Weird Al
@Devourthebook152 жыл бұрын
How dare you say something so mindbendingly accurate.
@deviledegg26686 жыл бұрын
Omg I love you plz bring back gayle
@EmIdc6 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE A QUEER ICON
@unknownengines6 жыл бұрын
this singlehandedly saved me from an oncoming nervous breakdown thanks chris youre my guardian angel
@pgmarie17106 жыл бұрын
I already know that I’m going to be saying “I KNOWWWWW ITS FOR BAAAAAAABIESSSSS BUT I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT” a lot now 😂
@gracehunziker62026 жыл бұрын
Chris on SNL???? Anyone???
@daisyxfaith6 жыл бұрын
Grace Hunziker oh no, he's far too good for that lol
@SwimminWitDaFishies5 жыл бұрын
It would be a career killer if he did that
@jamiebrock31495 жыл бұрын
SNL did not deserve Kyle Mooney
@juliet00014 жыл бұрын
he's too gay for tv
@Chl0r0f0rmG1rl6 жыл бұрын
this is the first thing that legitimately has made me both cry and almost piss my pants simultaneously in years
@XanthoGrl4 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this at least 5 times and I still CRY SO MANY TEARS laughing when he falls on the floor at “you need to put some clothes on”
@thomassomeone48686 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest piece of standup comedy I’ve seen in a while
@Szu.z6 жыл бұрын
THAT WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN
@katelynmonteiro36726 жыл бұрын
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard, I love Chris’s work 😹
@ginkgothestink-o69496 жыл бұрын
adopt me
@graceellis63556 жыл бұрын
i clicked this notification so fast
@bre3886 жыл бұрын
Grace Ellis same
@remidanae16894 жыл бұрын
I have never wanted anything more than I want to see a live Chris Fleming show. I feel like it is one the many missing puzzle pieces to my soul.
@gracedixon1256 жыл бұрын
the pink leopard button up...... *italian chef kiss* magnifique
@dawn__to__dusk91296 жыл бұрын
Your use of my great corn field fever dream of a state Ohio made me choke on a croissant and I couldn’t be happier
@marissamorris25306 жыл бұрын
Lol your description of sisterhood is me and my sister exactly.
@kbeans776 жыл бұрын
I wish I could go see one of his shows so badly. I wish there was one in Minnesota. I love his comedy.
@murphyleigh63196 жыл бұрын
I cannot stop laughing, I cannot breathe, please tell my family I love them because I am not long for this world
@emilylarson72325 жыл бұрын
Definitely one of the most hilarious jokes of any comedy special that I have seen recently! Literally had me crying! You are a master!!!
@viccolasvic94614 жыл бұрын
That girl screaming in the audience when he blurts out "korean spa"
@cupofjohoe6 жыл бұрын
SO AMAZING. Stuck at the airport for a delay in the wee hours of the morning and this has brightened my day. Always love your work, Chris!
@humblemonkm616 жыл бұрын
I can't breathe from laughing so hard... friggin hilarious! Thank you!
@emilyjanet4557 ай бұрын
This sketch once again making me weep real tears of laughter
@r8chlletters6 күн бұрын
As someone recovering from pneumonia I laughed so hard I think my lungs cleared 😂😂😂
@peachjohnson45306 жыл бұрын
I impatiently wait for every upload and they’re always phenomenal