The purple hair lady killed more Rebels than Darth Vader.

The worst part was when Princess Leia floated right back into the ship like fricking Mary poppins

I still find myself feeling bummed out at how poor this trilogy ended up. They had the pieces to do something great, and botched it 😔

The fact that there are tons of people out there who would love to make a SW movie and JJ/Rian threw away that opportunity is enraging

You know what gets my blood boiling? They casually killed off admiral Ackbar.

Vader: Brutally murders millions Luke: I belive there is good in you Kylo: Has bad dream Luke: So death shall be

It was not just bad, it was insulting to everyone who actually cared about Star Wars

The "GOTCHA!" segment still fills my life with joy and I've watched it on at least five different occasions.

2014: There’s no way Disney can make movies worse than the prequels 2020: The prequels are now part of the better half of Star Wars movies

They should have let Finn die! He would have gone down as a hero but instead he went on and in episode 9 he’s just kinda there, irrelevant.

People say that Luke going into hiding wasn't weird because Yoda and Kenobi did as well. But they went into hiding because they were being hunted down. Also, they went into hiding and didn't try to erase the jedi. That was literally the entire thing with the empire.

The second he began with “Number 3: #BELIEVEWOMEN” I was like “Oh shit, Vito’s really gonna go there” 😂 He’s not wrong though. This movie was probably the most un-subtle attempt to promote a social movement I have EVER seen.

I feel sooo bad for Mark Hamill..

I started laughing when Snoke died because it was so ridiculous and stupid that they decided to kill off an entire major character in such a way. It's like if Thanos died because Antman crawled inside his butthole and became regular sized again.

I still can’t believe there are people that actually think this is a great movie

When Finn decided to save his friends by sacrificing himself… I was like “you know what, I hated his character, but now I can rest knowing that he saved his friends”. Then Rose saved him and I was like.. “nope…. I’m out… fuck this”.

Here's the thing: Star Wars already made an awesome feminist storyline way back in the OT. Her name is Leia Organa (RIP Carrie Fisher). Did everyone follow her blindly? No. Was she always right? No. Was she still interesting, kickass, grew wiser from experience, and human? YES.

“We’re stuck with the Lesbian bookstore owner” lmfaoooooooooooo

“Looks like she’s about to hold an intersectional lecture on modern afro centric feminism” Oh my god i fucking love you 😂😂

last jedi in a nutshell: resistance gets kicked in the balls, some girl with a lightsaber gets op, and a rose girl and dis black stormtrooper somehow manage to do nothing

"Kylo kills Luke - , GOTCHA! hes just a hologram, BUT HE DIES ANYWAY, double gotcha!" hahaha

Can we forget that the Disney sequels ever happened?

This was 100x more enjoyable than the actual movie. Thanks vito!

"brushes off his shoulder. Dies on a rock." I laughed so hard

“Subverts out expectations” they’re right I was expecting it to be good

Biggest mistake was having different writers/directors for one trilogy

if the force ghost things can do everything a normal person can, why don’t they just help fight?

Kudos, man. That "Gotcha" section was very well done. It was the small things, like the bounce sound effect and the circus music that really helped sell it.

I find it kind of ironic that the only one left alive of the original hero trio is the one character whose actress is actually dead.

"I am your father" works because of the buildup. For two films Luke has idolized his father, and hated Darth Vader. To him his father is his whole reason for becoming a Jedi and he believed Vader killed his father (and his father-figure Obi Wan). To then find out that they're the same person shatters his whole world. It destroys everything he's believed in and fought for over two films. That's why it was such a shock. Rey being Palpatine's granddaughter or any other twist in the DT doesn't have the same impact because it's thrown in with no buildup. It's a cheap attempt to throw in a twist because it's what ESB did.

mark hamil must have been in so much pain emotionally when he was playing luke

When you literally have thousands of comics and books for source material and millions of die-hard fans that would do anything to help yet still find someway to fail.

Originals : Father and Son Prequels : Master and Padawan Sequels : A random girl (that we had to resurrect Palatine in order to give an explanation to the fans and to avoid extra humiliation) and an emo.

Even the actors hate it

This movie literally broke all bonds between me and star wars. The political and social messaging was so forced that it made the movie nearly unwatchable.

The gotcha! bit killed me

i felt more emotion watching this than the actual movie

The only person who can save this franchise is jar jar binks

Broo your understanding of character arc was waaay better than Disneys🤣

7:12 😂🤣 I almost fell over at the "double gotcha"

This movie is so shi... *UNCIVILISED*

rose crashing into finn who was willing to die to save the resistance just because “she loves him” was the most annoying thing I ever had to sit through in a star wars movie,50 times worse than jar jar.

Bruh I like how Disney didn’t even care that the lightsaber Rey gives Luke isn’t even Luke’s, it’s Anakin’s.

The only way these subverted my expectations, was that I expected a good end to the trilogy and got this shit instead.

“Says goodbye to his two dads and Kermit the frog or whatever.” The best line

Star Wars Fans: "Hmm maybe this movie will be good" Rian Johnson: "Gotcha"

When Luke threw his father's lightsaber behind him I said, "What the f*ck," then walked out.

Even though this comment will never be seen, I feel at peace after watching this video and reading the comments. My gf and I just rewatched Episodes I-VI (including Rogue One) and she asked if we should watch the sequels. I told her I’d begrudgingly watch TFA, but I REFUSE to watch TLJ or Rise of Skywalker (or whatever it’s called). I genuinely can’t think of a movie I hate more than TLJ. It was so bad that I still, to this day, have not seen the Rise of Skywalker. It’s not even just stubbornness, I just can’t even muster up a sliver of interest in seeing it. I sincerely think it’s great that there are some people out there who can happily say they love the sequels. I wish I could share that with them. But personally, I don’t even acknowledge the sequels as canon. They are not Star Wars movies. They’re bad fanfiction that somehow made it into theaters for a short time. That’s it.

Let's subvert their expectations and not watch episode 9.

18 months on and i'm still pissed off about this mess

This KZfaq video gave me more chills than the new trilogy combined. What the actual fuck Disney

Bad acting, bad plot, bad writing, bad characters, just plain old bad all the way around. Disney doesn't have an eraser big enough to remove this stain on the series....

Rian subverted my expectations. I was hoping to enjoy a star wars movie.

"I would like one Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich please." "Absolutely, here you go. I put olives on it, and replaced the jelly with sawdust." "Woah. Subversive masterpiece!"

Almost every single outfit that Luke wears in Empire, from the beginning of the film through his battle on Bespin, are all very action oriented and form fitting. Even his flight suit seems very tailored to his physique. I've had this theory that it was the directors way of showing us that this Luke is a more adult and seasoned warrior than what we saw in A New Hope, where his clothing was the more baggy sort that a kid would wear. Anyway, Luke loses his fight with Vader and the next time we see him, after his rescue by Leia and Lando, he is back in another ill fitting tunic getup. It's as if the director is trying to symbolize, through his outfits, that Luke's confidence and belief in himself have been brought so low that he's, spiritually, almost back at the beginning of his story. Hubris has brought the hero low and taught him humility. I don't know. Maybe I am seeing things that are not there or giving the director too much credit. Would be cool though if it was intentional.

I didnt realize how dirty they did Finn as a character man

Major props to Mark Hamill, even though he hated what they did to his beloved character he still gave it his all and his performance is stellar. The script sucks but he still manages to shine.

The sequels were a totally mess. It’s like wishing for a PS4 for Christmas and getting Monopoly

*Vito* I just rewatched this. Thank you for the laughs. - Rob

How does ONE guy know more about Star Wars than the company who paid BILLIONS for this franchise

I wish George never sold Star wars to Disney 😷

“Stop smiling, stop hugging, all your friends are dead” my favourite quote to date

Also, the “I’m your father” twist actually serves a purpose.

Regarding Ruin breaking the rules of hyperspace, remember near the end of Rogue One, the rebel fleet is escaping into the hyperspace and then Darth Vader's flagship appears out in front of them at the point where they were jumping? Shouldn't they have smashed right through Vader's ship according to Ruin Johnson? Yeah.

I can kind of see why Harrison Ford is sick of doing these films.

You missed one "gotcha" for that montage. Kylo turning to the light side- GOTCHA he's still an antagonist LOLLLLL

The Last Jedi made me disinterested Star Wars.

3 years and im still pissed

This is why I pretend these movies don’t exist

They killed general Akbar like he was nothing, I couldn't believe what I saw when I was at the theatre.

Disney acquiring star wars truly killed it forever

Saw this a while ago. Actually enjoyed this review a hell of a lot more than the movie itself. I appreciate the detail and work that went into this.

"Terrible fan fiction written by a gang of idiot children." I couldn't find words to better describe the sequels than these.

Vader: *Kills al lot of people* Luke: I see the good in you. Kylo Ren: *Exposed to the dark side a little bit* Luke: Y E E T

I'm more entertained watching this than any of the sequels.

I am in so much anger and frustration. The gotcha thing was so on point.

I remember walking out of this movie and hearing some guy tell his girlfriend "That was the hottest piece of cinema dogshit I've ever suffered through." and I silently agreed.

Never have I sat in a cinema and been so devastated when the credits rolled. I genuinely could not believe what I had just watched. The Last Jedi absolutely killed Star Wars.

I believe this movie brought up not only sketicism about Disney, but a lot of Western movies lately. So much skepticism I've resorted to watching Foreign and K drama films.

How I would do the sequels: First Movie: The New Republic and Luke’s Jedi Order are both intact and thriving. We see Ben Solo being trained by Grandmaster Luke. An Ex-Imperial Admiral/Warlord attacks the New Republic with his gigantic fleet. Poe Dameron is shot down above Jakku. He meets and recruits Rey into the NR. Finn deserts the admiral’s service and joins the NR with vital inside informations on the admiral’s fleet. Han, Chewbacca, Poe, Finn and Rey join up to neutralize the threat. Meanwhile Luke is getting more and more afraid of Ben’s potential, impulsivity and his darker side; as Luke constantly sees visions of his fall to the dark side. Luke sends him away on a far away mission, with several other students. They turn on him and try to kill him saying Luke instructed them to do so, but in reality they’re jealous of his special treatment/status as Han and Leia’s Son. Ben kills them all and retreats into wilderness of the planet he’s on. Han sacrifices himself to defeat the Admiral/Warlord. A reawakened Old Republic Sith (for example Exar Kun) finds Ben, informs him of Han’s Death and recruits him as his new student. Rey is discovered to be force sensitive and starts her training under Jedi Master (and General) Leia. Second Movie: 3 years later. Ben Solo, now Kylo Ren, hunts down Luke’s Students and either kills them or recruits them into his Knights of Ren. Kylo and his knights attack and destroy Luke’s Main Jedi Temple and kill most of the students and masters. Luke arrives, confronts Kylo and defeats him; forcing him to retreat. After that Luke, seeing everything and everyone he has lost, falls into a deep depression. With Kylo’s Plan to destroy Luke’s Jedi Order foiled in the minute, he devises a new plan, to infiltrate the NR - which works perfectly. He manipulates several NR Admirals/Generals/Officers into provoking a civil war. Chewie, Poe and Finn fruitlessly try to prevent it. Meanwhile Rey and Leia discover that Kylo behind this and go to stop him. Kylo sends his Knights after them, but Leia and Rey manage to dispatch most of them. Then they both attack Kylo, but he’s too strong for them. Leia is killed and Rey is forced to retreat. Kylo calls his remaining knights together and kills them, feeling he doesn’t need them anymore; as the First Order finally emerges from the unknown regions and attacks the distraught New Republic. Third Movie: A year later. Rey manages to pull Luke out of his depression and he completes her training. The New Republic is on the brink of destruction, because of the first order attacks. The Resistance is established as the last bastion of the NR, in order to combat the First Order. Rey stealthily sneaks out to confront Kylo Ren on her own, against Luke’s wishes. As she is slowly overwhelmed by Kylo once again she taps into the dark side, uses force lightning and manages to turn the tables. The Old Republic Sith reappears, betrays Kylo Ren, takes Rey as his new apprentice and leaves him to die. With a newfound thirst for revenge, having no other options he reluctantly teams up with Luke. The remaining Jedi Knights and Masters join the Resistance in bringing down the First Order. Kylo, seeing he’s not strong enough to take his Master, he goes to confront Dark Rey, who is revealed as a Palpatine. And Luke goes to confront Kylo’s former Master. Luke successful kills him. Kylo tries to convince Rey to team up with him, but he fails and Rey kills him, in a moment of distraction. Now Luke goes to defeat Rey, succeeds in overwhelming her, but then her body is taken over the Old Republic Sith’s Spirit and Luke is forced to sacrifice himself to defeat his spirit and Rey is returned to being a Jedi. Meanwhile, after the death of his spirit his Empire slowly falls apart and the Resistance is able to destroy it. However there’s one Final Boss in the First Order - Captain Phasma. She defeats Finn (at first), kills Poe and is eventually is defeated herself by the Teamwork of Chewie, Finn, Lando and Boba Fett, the new Mandalore.

Rogue One was so much better than The Last Jedi

Over two years after TLJ came out, and I still rather watch vids shitting on it than watch the actual movie.

If darth jar jar was the main antagonist of the sequels maybe I would’ve enjoyed it a bit more...

What sucks is that this movie truly did look the best out all Star Wars content. The style and cinematography was so well done but the writing completely ruined it.

JJ: "Hey Rian, I have a small journal of ideas for Episode VIII here-" Rian: "Thanks, man. The bathroom was out of toilet paper."

That "gotcha" bit holy cow. I haven't laughed that hard in a good while.

I couldn't stop laughing when you started in with the whole "gotcha" segment. OMG lol

THANK YOU for making this video and perfectly summarizing the enormous turd THE LAST JEDI is. You completely NAILED IT while describing how Luke is the embodiment of HOPE. This pos film broke my inner childlike Star Wars heart and I knew I would simply have to cherish the previous films and abandon the Disney atrocities. Thanks again!

Finn in every sequel movie: REEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Biggest budget on earth and they make a story that nobody liked.

I hate the sequels with every fiber of my being, but The Last Jedi transcends the meaning of cinematic bullshit.

I know I'm like 4 years late to this discussion, but how the space travel works is there are routes mapped out in the Star Wars universe. You can't just warp in any direction. You have to follow routes or lanes. Otherwise, you will collide with whatever is in the path. You are still a physical thing moving through space, not some kind of dimension portal.

The real Luke had a very simple ideology, pure optimism. He knew that everyone, including him, was capable of falling to the Darkside. But he also believed that anyone could be redeemed. He knew how far his father had fallen, yet he still believed he would return to the light New Luke: This kids having some bad dreams! Ya yeet!

This has aged like fine wine.

4:28 The problem with this is, as the world gets more woke, women cannot be beaten by men, because Twitter will think that the filmmaker thinks that women are inferior to men, even though that’s not at all what they’re trying to do

I prefer to think that Rose wasn't trying to save Finn, but rather, she was just really bad at piloting a vehicle..... as is tradition.

What I don't get is why there isn't an overwhelming amount of people talking about how stupid it is that Rose's "crash into Finn" plan actually worked. The fact that it didn't kill both of them is surprising enough, but then the fact that the First Order (who is right next to them with a million weapons) don't just shoot them. How did they survive? Then Finn just suddenly shows up with Rose as if he dragged her like 100 miles on his own without getting shot. It was an unforgivable level of stupid

I honestly forgot Snoke and Luke died

The meaning behind Star Wars is exactly representative of what Disney has done. It's about good and evil, and Disney has embraced the dark side. Greed and power creates shit product. True vision creates good product.

I heard that Rian Johnson's first name was originally Ryan when he was born, but he legally changed it to Rian to subvert our expectations...