I AM NOT THE WORD OF WOLF! This video is being re-uploaded for archival purposes.
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@TheSaltedGawd4 жыл бұрын
NEVER. LET. THIS. REVIEW. DIE.
@trevturp68916 ай бұрын
@@Misery7531 No, this review mustn't die and it mustn't be killed.
@erinburke97112 ай бұрын
Never let this review. Die.
@AngelRivera-de1lq2 ай бұрын
I revisit this atleast yearly
@kk84904 жыл бұрын
Me: _finally finds this video after he deleted his entire channel_ Me: *THE DEAD SPEAK!*
@edmonddantes5634 жыл бұрын
Deaths are speaking !
@mrblackop63574 жыл бұрын
Y did he delete his channel
@JD-hx7yd3 жыл бұрын
@@mrblackop6357 Mental health etc.
@zachplaysallday-zpad57313 жыл бұрын
@@edmonddantes563 Oh my goodneeeees
@emperorninja19653 жыл бұрын
I dont want to say that the word of worf went crazy, but the complete 180 is really weird.
@anthonymckinney7634 жыл бұрын
Been looking for this ever since the original was removed. Ty for uploading
@thedreadpirate34544 жыл бұрын
Anytime :)
@kduhtdkzrt4 жыл бұрын
Because I‘m an idiot I never looked Wolf up even tho enjoying his part to the EFAPs. What the hell happened to him and his content?
@anthonymckinney7634 жыл бұрын
kduhtdkzrt I wondered the same thing. His channel is completely deleted unfortunately wish I knew why...
@Dragonage2ftw4 жыл бұрын
Why?
@anthonymckinney7634 жыл бұрын
Dragonage2ftw I’d like to know as well. I loved his critiques of movies it’s a shame
@samdoherty91704 жыл бұрын
This is the most epic rant in KZfaq history
@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter4 жыл бұрын
Go watch "36 feminist questions answered" by Dr. Shaym
@samdoherty91704 жыл бұрын
@@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter eh, most of his points are kind of stupid. This, however, is both passionate and logical.
@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter4 жыл бұрын
@@samdoherty9170 alright, nice to hear what other people thought of it! It was the first thing this type of thing reminded me of...
@samdoherty91704 жыл бұрын
@@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter I guess it's similar but Dishonored Wolf is a legend, Dr. Shaym is kind of a dumbass in my opinion
@silencio9264 жыл бұрын
It seriously is. I come back to this from time to time, the last jedi was the funeral of Star Wars and dishonored wolf perfectly explained why. It’s enjoyable and angering to watch.
@mercenaryknight54194 жыл бұрын
His best rant he ever made.
@padilla234 жыл бұрын
Mercenary Knight rant full of facts
@raidthanfl4 жыл бұрын
Correction...best rant ever made...period
@Dragonage2ftw4 жыл бұрын
Wrong.
@derpynerdy62944 жыл бұрын
Actually the GoT rant id the best this is strong second be trashes everything in GOT
@MatthewLee-fo3me4 жыл бұрын
I really wish this guy was around to rip RoS a new one.
@Misery753110 ай бұрын
Shut up the movie was great he doesn't deserve to
@CrispyHulk14 жыл бұрын
This rant is LEGENDARY and the epitome of raw, honest truth. No PC bull crap. The original upload of this video had something crazy like 1.9 million views!
@CrispyHulk14 жыл бұрын
His uncut opinion is refreshing! We need more people with opinions like that
@ansonpang84684 жыл бұрын
100% AGREE. Hope he gets better and that one day he'll come back to us in some way
@raidthanfl4 жыл бұрын
Anson Pang I hope he is doing well. Seems like the artistic genius types have a lot of demons. Dude is the best youtuber.
@Dragonage2ftw4 жыл бұрын
Who cares?
@ansonpang84684 жыл бұрын
@@Dragonage2ftw Um, a lot of people
@davidtimmer5964 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Disney, for MURDERING Star Wars.
@Angyali4 жыл бұрын
And Ghostbusters. And Terminator. And...
@j19aiden914 жыл бұрын
@@Angyali I don't recall those being Disney. Unless I missed something :/
@Angyali4 жыл бұрын
@@j19aiden91 Disney is a plague now on Hollywood. They either own the studios these franchise were born in, or they give a poisonous example to inject politics and propagandas in movies, destroying their mythos and characters.
@haillobster71544 жыл бұрын
@@Angyali Disney is now a plague-ridden rat, spreading the epidemic of femi-woke-misandry. Kill it. Burn it. DESTROY it.
@thebystander16364 жыл бұрын
They didn't murder anything fortunately because the old trilogy exists and the EU along with it. The EU is canon for any true Star Wars fan. Luke was right to social distance himself on Ahch-To. He heard Disney took over the Empire after the fall of the emperor, and knew to leave. Lol
@haillobster71544 жыл бұрын
Epic, relentless, burning hot rant. I know and listen to a number of excellent KZfaqrs, but nothing compares to this diss. I'm very glad to find this video again. Thank you, Pirate.
@IronDragon-21433 жыл бұрын
No joke, I would pay good money to hear Dishonored Wolf rant about ROS.
@werescrewed87933 жыл бұрын
Yo saaaame that would be entertaining
@emperorninja19653 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pcd2eM6ez9S3d3k.html
@werescrewed87933 жыл бұрын
@@emperorninja1965 ?
@MsUnamusedNerd2 жыл бұрын
And The Last Of Us part 2
@dreymak407110 ай бұрын
You guys hear that? I hear the haunting copium cries of a disney shill.
@S4ns4 жыл бұрын
Here's to Wolf returning one day. 🦏🥛🍸
@mertarican54563 жыл бұрын
👌🥛
@marshalsoult38603 жыл бұрын
@@velnoa why not use twitter then? just youtube dont use any social media i havent use twitter and my acc from 4 years ago was never opened but hearing and seeing all those shit ton of shit is enough for me to yikes
@Misery75319 ай бұрын
Fuck Wolf he should never come back at allllllllllllllllllllll
@Misery75319 ай бұрын
Fuck wolf he doesn't deserve to at alllllllll🖕🖕🖕🖕
@Imagivotion2 жыл бұрын
Did this age like cheese? No. Did this age like wine? No. This aged like friggin' GOLD! Pure and solid since it was mined and just became more and more valuable.
@Imagivotion Жыл бұрын
@Your Wrong ... That was the point. It was great since day one.
@philippealain61729 ай бұрын
@@Imagivotion, it was a disgraceful piece of crap from the very first second of "The farce awakens".
@Imagivotion9 ай бұрын
@@philippealain6172 Yeah but The Last Judas here made it so much more apparent.
@philippealain61729 ай бұрын
@@Imagivotion, It couldn't be more apparent than in the farce awakens. Those who claim otherwise have just been blinded by their desire to see new Star Wars films and see the characters from the original trilogy again. We've seen how these characters have been betrayed by a mind-numbing script, just like everything else, which not only contradicts the saga, but also simply copies and pastes episode 4 as if episodes 5 and 6 never existed. I don't see how it could get any worse. The pitch from these "fans" was that it would get better with subsequent episodes. Their faulty hypothesis proved them wrong, and that's what made them so angry. But some remained blind and only blamed episode 8, when everything they reproached this episode for was already in episode 7, but worse. Fortunately, they are increasingly in the minority, as many have become aware of the problem.
@DragNetJoe4 жыл бұрын
JJ Abrams: Hold my beer. To be fair to JJ, he was pretty much left with a pile of stinking offal to work with.
@obitwokenobi98084 жыл бұрын
TBH, I liked The Rise of Skywalker. But even I can see just how many problems it had. Still, better than TLJ.
@mechadoggy4 жыл бұрын
Ekaterina H It’s because the writers and developers were trying to shoehorn in PC bullcrap to promote progressive values
@DragNetJoe4 жыл бұрын
Well, finally got around to watching ROS, and my low expectations were not low enough. What a pile of hot garbage, although quite different from Last Jedi. While Last Jedi was intentionally offensive to fans, ROS was just stupid. JJ Abrams at his worst, trying desperately to shove 10 gallons of crap into a 5 gallon bucket. And the man simply has no concept of time and distance.
@tygrenvoltaris47824 жыл бұрын
@Ekaterina H 4 writers? Where did they hire these?
@tygrenvoltaris47824 жыл бұрын
@Ekaterina H 4 writers? Where did they hire these?
@cherlojomzyaduermanse4 жыл бұрын
Man, it wouldve been so much fun to see wolf absolutely rip apart the rise of skywalker
@primis69454 жыл бұрын
CHERLO uwu what happened to him
@cherlojomzyaduermanse4 жыл бұрын
@@primis6945 He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was loosing his power, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately, he thought his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep
@cherlojomzyaduermanse4 жыл бұрын
@@primis6945 No srsly, I think he said that internet was bad for him and he was trying to overcome depression or sth like that so he decided to stay away
@ssj4broly9744 жыл бұрын
I actually really enjoyed Rise of Skywalker lol this movie was absolutely terrible and i'm still gutted about what they did to Luke so that may help my opinion but I thought there was alot of great moments in Rise
@mezmerize6792 жыл бұрын
@@ssj4broly974 how did you love rise of Skywalker and hate last jedi at the same time?
@chrispeters57804 жыл бұрын
This is hands down the best review of this movie I've ever seen.
@thesweetteaguy4 жыл бұрын
This and E;R's review on this movie are the best.
@thedon70824 жыл бұрын
Chris Peters this was really good but I would argue that Mauler’s review was the best.
@1estel1ch.424 жыл бұрын
Chris Peters What about MauLer's 5 hour long critique? that shit was wack yo
@simplythatguy51303 жыл бұрын
One of the most influential videos I have ever seen. It made me turn against Disney Star Wars.
@donweatherwax93184 жыл бұрын
Grats for the mirror . . . you honor The Dishonoured One.
@miguelmagana82444 жыл бұрын
The last 10 minutes of this video is spot on accurate about what’s wrong with the sequel trilogy and movies nowadays.
@Willowy134 жыл бұрын
Thanks for uploading this LEGENDARY rant! I hope Wolf is ok wherever he is. Dude! You did nothing wrong. Take care of yourself.
@karekarenohay44322 жыл бұрын
The Last Jedi was considered by many as the worst Star Wars movie ever... And then Rise of Skywalker happened.
@anthalliday82082 жыл бұрын
Rise of Skywalker was just damage control, even though it's still a bad movie it's nowhere near as bad as The Last Jedi,
@drhypno63172 жыл бұрын
@@anthalliday8208 I think both are terrible, you can redeem parts of the last jedi, the artistic value but not the story. With TROS there's nothing redeemable.
@dudelebowskithe2nd3732 жыл бұрын
I miss the Wolf. This was a great rant. I agree with every word. What a dumpster fire
@vincentmartin96672 жыл бұрын
Why do all the best ranters leave so soon.
@doctoquack78292 жыл бұрын
@@vincentmartin9667 Gone but never truly forgotten.
@looinrims Жыл бұрын
@@vincentmartin9667 cuz he had to give up KZfaq to go stripping to pay off his furry child support
@Misery7531 Жыл бұрын
He deserves to leave
@Misery7531 Жыл бұрын
All of you are dumpster fires
@fablez Жыл бұрын
come back to this like once a year because it's the greatest rant I've ever heard, makes me laugh multiple times every time.
@nickm88744 жыл бұрын
Rian made the decision to kill off Luke, in post. Mark Hammil didn’t even know. I reckon he did it to spite Mark, for questioning some creative decisions. Rian is a spiteful, pathetic little man and I wish nothing but bad fortune upon him
@mickeyjohnson52474 жыл бұрын
Lol a little harsh but I understand why you feel that way.......
@oliaustfjor62474 жыл бұрын
Nick M No he didn’t. Mark knew that Luke would die at the end. How delusional are you?
@calexander74954 жыл бұрын
Calling Rian's decisions "creative" is awfully generous of you.
@thestubris4 жыл бұрын
Catherine Heridis So you genuinely believe Disney bought Star Wars (for $4.5b) out of jealousy? And their master plan was to destroy it???!? Even if you dislike what they have done with it...that is delusional. Ps. The Last Jedi is great!
@calexander74954 жыл бұрын
@@thestubris The Last Jedi is a movie dumb people think is clever.
@kennethostrer7354 жыл бұрын
This is so perfect it’s beyond perfect. It rivals anything by RLM/Plinkett/Mauler , and that’s the highest praise possible
@haillobster71544 жыл бұрын
As much as I like Mauler, this rant is off the charts.
@haillobster71544 жыл бұрын
@Catherine Heridis unquestionably good. Especially his insults. 🤣
@haillobster71544 жыл бұрын
@Catherine Heridis 😁👍
@Eazy-ERyder Жыл бұрын
The Last Jedi virtually DESTROYED the entire sequel trilogy (and much much MORE). What they did with Luke is something I can never forgive. Mark Hamill had every right to disapprove of how badly they did him in.
@soggeysandwhich11224 жыл бұрын
This is literally the funniest rant ever
@raidthanfl4 жыл бұрын
A part of me is hoping Wolf makes a rant after the last skywalker. Wolf is the best
@derpynerdy62944 жыл бұрын
Because of twitter he came back to twitter and many prople trashed him especially SJW AND TLJ APOLOGIST
@Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K4 жыл бұрын
I so desperately wish I could talk to Wolf. First I'd tell him that he can come back when he chooses to, if at all. And that ultimately I care about his mental and physical health much more. But I'd also tell him how much I adore his content. 1. He sounds EERILY like Lyle McDouchebag/Lyle Rath. And 2. I love his passion for the subjects he covers. I discovered him out of nowhere. And that over time I LIVED for every video he would put out. I hadn't been so excited for weekly uploaded videos since the OG Nostalgia Critic. Wolf if you ever see this, take your time, but I hope I get to see and hear your content again. Your rage and enthusiasm is a sorely missed bright spot in my life. You matter to your fans and the lives you've touched with your moody and lupine persona.
@IceColder4 жыл бұрын
@Lilly V www.reddit.com/r/MauLer/comments/cmwywh/it_appears_that_wolf_has_deleted_the_videos_on/ Mauler wrote a lot of info in this reddit ...also some things are on twitter from Mauler ♥ hope i could help
@donweatherwax93184 жыл бұрын
Agree. Wolf takes MauLer's "Unbridled Rage" concept to its apotheosis . . . and _cares_ about SW. Wrt TLJ, Wolf actually "out-MauLers" MauLer . . . quite a feat.
@rogerjrusa4 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up, and I agree. But Wolf will doubtless find this comment to be over the top gay. Coz it...is.
@Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K4 жыл бұрын
@@rogerjrusa full on homogeddon.
@donweatherwax93184 жыл бұрын
@@rogerjrusa My man DW would never say that comment was "over the top" gay. He'd say it was _under_ _the_ _bottom_ gay. (rim shot) We're talking about a guy who can toss off a 9/11 reference in an _Alpha_ _&_ _Omega_ review . . . and make it SOAR. The man has _standards._
@Jeffthecreepyastafan4 жыл бұрын
That you I tried to find the original...found out wolf left...and found this.....thank you...your a godsend
@thedreadpirate34544 жыл бұрын
Happy to help brother. This is the first video of Wolf's I ever saw and I was a fan ever since. Glad to help others enjoy it :)
@Jeffthecreepyastafan4 жыл бұрын
@@thedreadpirate3454 thank you man thank you
@kokobaghdassarian73834 жыл бұрын
Edward Peeler it was the First Video I by him 2.
@kapiushonarcher9134 жыл бұрын
Dude I love you I’m glad you saved and reuploaded these videos I heard about wolf I hope he’s getting the help and support he needs but I was deeply upset when he shut his page down and deleted his videos so this is a blessing
@IceColder4 жыл бұрын
www.reddit.com/r/MauLer/comments/cmwywh/it_appears_that_wolf_has_deleted_the_videos_on/ Mauler wrote a lot of info in this reddit ...also some things are on twitter from Mauler ♥ hope i could help
@constantinethegreat59074 жыл бұрын
The burning passion of the wolf is amazing
@tomtheconqerur4 жыл бұрын
Kotor 2 does a better job at deconstructing the starwars universe better than last jedi, and kotor 2 was released unfinished.
@starwarsclonewars53054 жыл бұрын
I know right
@derpynerdy62944 жыл бұрын
Thats what happens when you give freedom to the writers and the SJW and political agenda didnt exist back then
@MichaelLeroi4 жыл бұрын
The Last Jedi isn't the Halo 5 of Star Wars, it's the "Banjo Kazooie Nuts & Bolts" of Star Wars. It's a film made with contempt, not only for its audience, but for the legacy of everything that came before
@bigkmoviesandgames4 жыл бұрын
At least banjo kazooie N and B was a fun game, it was just a bad banjo game. This is a bad star wars film and a bad film all on it's own.
@philippealain61729 ай бұрын
Jar jar "franchise destructor" (Star Wars, Star Trek) fucked up Star Wars since "the farce awakens".
@nurabsal0x018c4 жыл бұрын
This was the first TLJ-trashing video I sat down and watched... Wolf doesn't let this awful movie up for air and I laugh my butt off every time I watch it... fare thee well, Wolf!
@donxavier102 жыл бұрын
While I'm certainly not letting RJ off of the hook, this entire trilogy was one giant cluster f$@k of a missed opportunity. To have my suspicions confirmed that Disney had no plan for this trilogy. That they were just winging it is equally maddening and heart breaking. How do you have a go at a new trilogy in this franchise and NOT have a plan??
@johnstriker4804 жыл бұрын
36:47 wise words. Reason why "Groundhog Day" (1993) is one of the best movies ever!! You may not be positive, but you're honest!
@sirretsnom33294 жыл бұрын
Thank you for reposting this. He had some of the best takes on movies, this being one of his best. I miss his live streams. Such a tragedy what happened to him and his discord channel to get him to quit KZfaq.
@ryansiegel40904 жыл бұрын
Please keep this since Wolf is no longer on KZfaq. We need this video. Thank you for having it.
@Misery75319 ай бұрын
No we don't
@grizzlymelon83764 жыл бұрын
Damn glad this one is still out there at least, hope Wolf will return some day. I don't have the faintest clue why he left tho.
@WhoLover4 жыл бұрын
He left because of depression and he felt like he was doing everyone wrong or something
@grizzlymelon83764 жыл бұрын
@@WhoLover Christ, sounds eerily similar to something else a bit recent, that did not have a happy ending tho. Glad to see Wolf knows to keep his health as a priority and ducked out. (I`m assuming he quit to get help too).
@WhoLover4 жыл бұрын
@@grizzlymelon8376 I hope to hell so
@derpynerdy62944 жыл бұрын
I loved his rant on videos hes hillarious
@IceColder4 жыл бұрын
www.reddit.com/r/MauLer/comments/cmwywh/it_appears_that_wolf_has_deleted_the_videos_on/ Mauler wrote a lot of info in this reddit ...also some things are on twitter from Mauler ♥ hope i could help
@Z95HeadHunter3 жыл бұрын
this and Mauler's are utterly timeless.
@kruder794 жыл бұрын
You are doing God's work mate, thanks a lot. Superb rant...
@TomH26813 жыл бұрын
Wolf please come back. We miss your rage, buddy.
@squashmallow20064 жыл бұрын
23:41 RIP my ears after that "WHAT?!"
@brandenmanuel20374 жыл бұрын
Reggie Bates Also at 26:17
@DarthVader1273 Жыл бұрын
It’s utterly tragic how the sequels turned out. The Force Awakens had some interesting plot hooks, but after The Last Jedi, I knew there was no saving the trilogy.
@kaprelesartware2 жыл бұрын
I watched it on his channel when it came out. Legendary. Thanks for the re-upload.
@JTtheMid4 жыл бұрын
I want to see a detailed argument against this. I can't possibly see how this film can be justified. And I don't mean giving it a free pass. I mean making it make sense.
@lordinquisitordunn3364 жыл бұрын
JT there are no substantive arguments for this movie. Every single video defending this movie is factually wrong
@JTtheMid4 жыл бұрын
@@lordinquisitordunn336 I assumed so
@lordinquisitordunn3364 жыл бұрын
JT that is proof that you my friend are a smart human something I cannot say for Rian Johnson
@robinanwaldt3 жыл бұрын
A detailed argument against this video? That’s not that impossible. There are quite a few objectively false statements in here. A detailed argument in favor of TLJ however? That’s a different thing.
@moviedudeinc4 жыл бұрын
I am very happy you saved this one. This was one of my favorite videos of his and I saved this one too because it is just that good. Thank you for saving this one.
@CrispyHulk14 жыл бұрын
I was going mad trying to find this! Such a classic rant. It captures the retardation of Disney's Star Wars perfectly
@IceColder4 жыл бұрын
@@CrispyHulk1 www.reddit.com/r/MauLer/comments/cmwywh/it_appears_that_wolf_has_deleted_the_videos_on/ Mauler wrote a lot of info in this reddit ...also some things are on twitter from Mauler ♥ hope i could help
@batshineman1744 жыл бұрын
It is truly sad that we will never get to hear the Wolf's opinion on Rise of Skywalker.
@mrcow1104 жыл бұрын
batshineman hope man...hope...We will soon have A NEW HOPE for that review... I’m a mistake
@Misery7531 Жыл бұрын
The movie was great no f****** discussion
@troubadour723 Жыл бұрын
Strange to think that milking fan service purely for profit might result in subpar material. Not that the general moviegoing public cares about writing anyway.
@Honored_JDogg4 жыл бұрын
This was one of my favorite word of wolf video and I finally found it
@derpynerdy62944 жыл бұрын
If you are like me Someone who has been a fan of this series since i was a little kid Then this is the biggest slap IN THE FCKING FACE! best transition
@seanbrown4537 ай бұрын
Rose is the most annoying character since Jar Jar Binks.
@chaz98083 жыл бұрын
This is a movie made by someone who hates Star Wars and it’s fans
@classiccinemac94804 жыл бұрын
Thank you so so much for this video! This was probably my favorite video by the Dishonored Wolf. He’s opened my eyes to how deeply flawed the Last Jedi was. The more I watch this review, the more I realize a lot of the problems the film had. I really miss Dishonored Wolf due to his talent in videos and telling people to be more conscious in story telling. Edit: (Spoiler) Read some of the spoilers from Rise of Skywalker. Just found out that Rey apparently can bring back those from the dead. Wait, wasn’t in Episode 3 that Palpatine manipulated Anakin about Darth Plageuis bringing back the dead and yet he becomes the sith?? I can’t believe how they flipped the writing and changed the rules of Star Wars 😕
@Aussieroth72 жыл бұрын
Still the best review/lecture/rant about TLJ to this day.
@juniorcorona79392 жыл бұрын
Still watching this going into 2022 , miss you wolf
@PerfectTroy12 жыл бұрын
Well done, mate. This movie is a complete betrayal of the franchise.
@snowyrabbitofinle17642 жыл бұрын
The entire Sequel Trilogy is a complete betrayal of the franchise.
@PerfectTroy12 жыл бұрын
@@snowyrabbitofinle1764 Completely agree.
@snowyrabbitofinle1764 Жыл бұрын
@@Misery7531 So are you just gonna forget about the Prequel haters who ruthlessly bullied Jake Lloyd and Adam West and harassed George Lucas for years on end into selling his own franchise? Unless you actually are one of those people; and if you are, then you deserve your Disney trash.
@PerfectTroy1 Жыл бұрын
@@Misery7531, that movie conclusively killed the extended universe of novels, therefore erasing most of Luke Skywalker’s life. Damn that movie!
@gaelchavez1302 жыл бұрын
If I had one wish. It would be that everyone who worked on the Last Jedi had their eyes forced open and forced to watch this video, every second of it.
@ebomb11333 жыл бұрын
Ahhh the video that introduced me to Wolf, MauLer, and EFAP. Thank you for this.
@thedreadpirate34543 жыл бұрын
Happy to :)
@Dutch_man203 жыл бұрын
Me too. I love these guys. And I miss wolf
@jordanforever21 Жыл бұрын
Thank God I found this video again. I enjoyed watching it multiple times back then and just finished watching it again and it gave me the same joy it did the first time.
@gleeman9594 жыл бұрын
Thank you for bringing this back!
@simplythatguy51304 жыл бұрын
This video made me realize why I hated Last Jedi.
@GaigeGrosskreutzsMissingBicep6 ай бұрын
@@Misery7531not even close...
@Misery75316 ай бұрын
@@GaigeGrosskreutzsMissingBicep yes it is
@Misery75315 ай бұрын
@@GaigeGrosskreutzsMissingBicep those 2 movies are so terrible
@dragonhan33092 жыл бұрын
Im so happy to find this again
@harleytheelderbeagle8610 Жыл бұрын
It’s 2023 and I still lookup this rant when I want to feel some hope that not everyone is stupid. Movies are so terrible now
@Misery75319 ай бұрын
Movies are not terrible now at allllllllllllllllllllll wtf you talking about
@lumbagoboi1649Ай бұрын
Yeah. I don't remember seeing any genuine blockbusters in the past 10 years. Like lines out to the streets. Movies and streaming shows are fcking atrocious now compared to the movies of the 80's and 2000's. The only movies that I actually saw and liked were dune 1 and 2. That's maybe 2 mild boxoffice successes out of a blackhole of disaster. I remember watching that Napoleon movie (which was somehow screwed up even though HISTORY IS ALREADY FCKING WRITTEN FOR YOU) and truly realizing cinema is dead.
@TheGodKingOfMusic3 күн бұрын
19:15 “Yes Luke Skywalker, the hero of the series, the main character, fights Rey with a stick and she WINS. WTF DO YOU MEAN, SHE WINS?????” I always remembered this part of the review and had been searching for it for a while before it popped up again in my feed.
@PirateKingBoros4 жыл бұрын
Best vid from Wolf IMO. Sad he's gone but it's good his vids are preserved through reuploads. He had good things to say and lord knows people can learn from it.
@megaman15ish3 жыл бұрын
This review/ rant was perfect. The fact that there are people who defend these movies is sickening.
@kurodoodle48763 жыл бұрын
Sickening? It's a movie chill out.
@megaman15ish3 жыл бұрын
@@kurodoodle4876 Spotted the Disney fan.
@Misery753110 ай бұрын
It's not sickening these movies are good man f****** all of you cags
@Misery75319 ай бұрын
The prequels who say theyl prequels are good is what's f****** sickening not the sequels, sequels are fucking better
@Misery75316 ай бұрын
It's not sickening at all stupid motherf@_#er
@nassinyapor98414 жыл бұрын
This is how starwars ends with a thunderous applause
@renebarrera19638 ай бұрын
Dude you were warned. I quit on SW after the Force Awakens. SW is dead. Mickey Mouse took its soul in a evil and mercyless way.
@trillioncrowns2 жыл бұрын
total garbage movie! Its designed to piss people off and spit in Lucas face! It inspired me a half brains man to write
@arkhamwarden12054 жыл бұрын
The only thing I disagree with wolf about in this whole video is "who the fuck cares about the clone wars". Lots of people. To the point that bringing it back is part of Disney's plan to get people to like Star Wars again
@mala6238 Жыл бұрын
It is garbage tough
@dreymak407110 ай бұрын
@@mala6238 if Clone Wars was garbage, what does that make the sequel trilogy then?
@Misery75319 ай бұрын
@@mala6238 it's not good at all it's f****** better than the f****** shitty prequels
@trevorthornley88359 ай бұрын
@@mala6238how?
@mala62389 ай бұрын
@@dreymak4071 hot garbage
@whade620002 жыл бұрын
Don't be so modest. It's not only the worst SW movie. It's one of the worst written movies across ALL categories period. Film students of generations to come will study this as a way to learn how NOT to write a film.
@Misery753110 ай бұрын
It's not even at allllllllllllllllllllll
@trevorthornley88359 ай бұрын
It actually is being taught to film students how NOT to write a script.
@Smartass_Jedi10 ай бұрын
Simply one of the greatest creator content videos of all time. Red Letter Media worthy. Immortal
@JazzAK69694 жыл бұрын
I miss the Wolf. So good. Wish him all the best.
@hound93134 жыл бұрын
Thanks for uploading this. It’s nice that Wolf’s memory and awesome rants are being kept alive in his absence. I’d love to see what he has to say about “Rise Of Skywalker”.
@hound9313 Жыл бұрын
@@Misery7531 I don’t think anyone should remove movies if they think it’s great.
@zgab58352 жыл бұрын
lmfao I've been looking for this for years i'll never forget when he originally uploaded this his rant is still true to this day.
@ouchiegiverjr Жыл бұрын
Still a important review
@ouchiegiverjr4 ай бұрын
@@Misery7531I’m sure someone asked
@andych84254 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for reuploading this !
@IceColder4 жыл бұрын
www.reddit.com/r/MauLer/comments/cmwywh/it_appears_that_wolf_has_deleted_the_videos_on/ Mauler wrote a lot of info in this reddit ...also some things are on twitter from Mauler ♥ link with videos is also there
@kgcollector4 жыл бұрын
Yo he’s spitting facts and the way he explains it is so funny
@CaptBarbosa774 жыл бұрын
This rant is comedy gold!
@Birds4lifeAnya Жыл бұрын
I totally agree
@arkhamwarden12054 жыл бұрын
At least Jar Jar was good comedy relief for kids. Rose is, and will most likely continue being, the worst character in Star Wars.
@snowyrabbitofinle17642 жыл бұрын
Virgin Rose vs Chad Jar Jar
@trevorthornley88359 ай бұрын
@@snowyrabbitofinle1764at least jar jar had a little bit of an arc and a purpose in the story.
@RRL110 Жыл бұрын
I kinda liked Rogue One but yeah the rest is shit
@danskyl72794 жыл бұрын
How many people went & search for the song at the end? Song name is Emphatic - Life After Danger, just to save you guys time.
@herrerasaurstudios70283 жыл бұрын
The Disney side of star wars is a pathway to many films some consider to be... unwatchable
@Misery75319 ай бұрын
there more watchable
@thesultanofswing87062 жыл бұрын
I think, if they stuck with it, the "nobody parents" thing could have worked. It could have sent a message that, with effort and a little luck, you can always make something of yourself. In Rise of Skywalker, however they turn her into, basically, a trust fund brat.
@drhypno63172 жыл бұрын
The issue with that is 7 essentially made her a marry sue, what Rian should have set up is that she has repressed memories or her parents were non mainstream jedi.
@wamballa59483 жыл бұрын
Amazing rant dude. You didn't breath once for 38 mins. btw...totally agree :-)
@LordHoward2 жыл бұрын
if only he'd reviewed the rise of skywalker XD
@seeonaga1524 Жыл бұрын
This is the best rant in KZfaq history.
@jacobpatton75873 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for uploading this.
@Dutch_man203 жыл бұрын
This video has aged beautifully. We miss you, Wolf
@TheoTungsten3 жыл бұрын
Such a shame Dishonored Wolf deleted his channel. There could have been so many great gems been created.
@Misery753110 ай бұрын
No, no gems at all just diarrhea
@JFS610233 жыл бұрын
I miss wolf..🐺
@kasaibouF293 жыл бұрын
Ironic, the most well produced Star Wars movie is also the most poorly written Star Wars movie.
@othernerd38413 жыл бұрын
solo inherited its fathers sin..
@cheapskateaquatics7103 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the greatest reviews I have ever heard
@dragonhan33092 жыл бұрын
I do not say this lightly and I speak this with the most sincere, sober deepest truth I have. This is the greatest thing I ever watched/listened to on KZfaq. I was absolutely devastated when I realized it was no longer available to watch. Wolf PERFECTLY captured every single ounce of anger, hate, pain, sadness and rage I had in me over this movie. I am so grateful that you uploaded it. A million thanks to you. If Wolf by chance reads this, I want him to know his was the very first thing I found on KZfaq after my viewing of TLJ. It honestly made me feel better even though it revisited the multitude of issues I had with it. I just feel it's important for him to know that while he may not care for his work any longer it literally helped me to cope with such a loss in my life. Star Wars was my life. Thank you, Wolf. May the force be with you Always.
@thedreadpirate34542 жыл бұрын
You are unbelievably sweet and kind. I'm glad I made you happy by re-uploading this. It is my pleasure to do so and to preserve it as the work of art that it is. I hope Wolf knows that he is loved and your words reach him. May the force be with you as well Always :)
@thespanishinquisition2200 Жыл бұрын
@@thedreadpirate3454 What did he have against Asian women?
@dreymak407110 ай бұрын
@@thespanishinquisition2200 I don't think he has anything against asian women as much as he has a problem with unattractive, pointless characters. It's actually worse when you think about it cause she almost singlehandedly allows the first order to win.
@tabithaprovan9576 ай бұрын
Same. His anger and disgust was the catharsis I desperately needed after TLJ treated it's whole fanbase like trash, and I'll always remember that.
@stevesamuals26514 жыл бұрын
Ohh my! It's you! Wow, I haven't seen you in so long I thought you had been permanently deleted. Good to see this again.
@stumac9234 жыл бұрын
Rise of skywalker stole its title however now theyre finished ive decannonised the disney trilogy 1-6 is my star wars
@werescrewed87933 жыл бұрын
And The Mandalorian?
@stumac9233 жыл бұрын
@@werescrewed8793 of course and i do like rebels and clone wars too 👌
@AyanKhan-og3sd3 жыл бұрын
For me it's only ep 1-6
@Misery753110 ай бұрын
@@werescrewed8793f*** that show the all the movies and cartoons are
@werescrewed879310 ай бұрын
@@Misery7531 Damn bro… sure the madalorian wasn’t exactly groundbreaking like the Lucas films but it ain’t that bad
@Aenygma_2 жыл бұрын
Idgaf what anyone says, episode 7, 8 and 9 are non-canon.
@Misery75319 ай бұрын
They are Cannon and they're great stop with that b******* already
@Misery7531Ай бұрын
They are Canon stupid
@pauljam4122 Жыл бұрын
Well said Sir! The whole lot of it. I'm pretty late to this video obviously, but years later still can't get over the way they totally crapped all over the entire Star Wars legacy. Unforgivable what he did to Luke.
@socatoansoldier99844 жыл бұрын
*PRECIOUS CRYSTAL FOX BOYZ*
@lordbillaire96383 жыл бұрын
The greatest rant about star wars in the history of youtube.