The Leatherfaced Menace Returns! THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2003) Movie Reaction, First Time Watch

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Alanda Parker

Alanda Parker

Күн бұрын

If you like gorgeous cinematography in the bleakest of circumstances then you'll love this full movie reaction to a favorite remake: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
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@KrueMann1992
@KrueMann1992 4 ай бұрын
Fun fact- Erica Leersheen (Pepper) screamed so loudly in her audition that the other people working in the building called the cops in fear of a woman being attacked. She got the part on the spot
@vini_97
@vini_97 4 ай бұрын
She was also in Wrong Turn 2 screaming like hell lol
@yesno9073
@yesno9073 4 ай бұрын
@@vini_97good job!!!!!!
@TheLooneLayer
@TheLooneLayer 4 ай бұрын
She’s a real scream queen. Honored by Fangoria and has participated in other horror movies. A real talent if you ask me
@oliversedgwick7236
@oliversedgwick7236 4 ай бұрын
It's such a shame, cos she basically disappeared about 10 years ago now. I reckon she could have had a good horror career, maybe even just with a couple of cameos a year and she'd have star/name power by now.
@iiraija
@iiraija 4 ай бұрын
@@vini_97 I knew I remembered her from somewhere! One of my favorite final girls
@SyntheticSnowflake
@SyntheticSnowflake 4 ай бұрын
Alanda sacrificing her mental health for our entertainment. She will forever be our traumatized queen. 😂❤
@amillan2004
@amillan2004 4 ай бұрын
Girl
@RobertJones-uh2wk
@RobertJones-uh2wk 4 ай бұрын
That's a New one 😁
@scarymovie3lover
@scarymovie3lover 2 ай бұрын
Idk how alanda herself feels about this comment 🥴
@Nyctm91
@Nyctm91 4 ай бұрын
“Untie that little tie in your tank top, I’m sorry, like you need to be serious” 😂😂😂
@TenaciousTD
@TenaciousTD 4 ай бұрын
I had a good laugh at that comment. 😂
@ibuprofriends
@ibuprofriends 4 ай бұрын
“this is why i keep my iron levels low” 😂😂 the way im throwing out my supplements now
@callherfoofoo
@callherfoofoo 4 ай бұрын
Exactly I don't wonna suffer😂😂
@AlandaParker
@AlandaParker 4 ай бұрын
Sometimes it pays to be WEAK 😭
@dequincyxavier35
@dequincyxavier35 4 ай бұрын
​Here are some movies to react to. Shadow Builder-(1998) Dark Shadows-(2012) Five Nights At Freddy's-(2023) And The Little Mermaid-(2023) Let me know when you get this.
@jem9490
@jem9490 4 ай бұрын
same as you girl, THIS movie was the version i grew up on and let me tell you, just the mere sound of a chainsaw running made me almost hyperventilate out of fear. to think that my family and i also used to live in a semi remote area back then so it's not unusual to hear people cut trees around us so just imagine.. 😭😭
@zenshines2005_
@zenshines2005_ 4 ай бұрын
GIRL SAME. I grew up on my fathers farm, it was some ritual type shit that me and my siblings watch this version of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, anytime we heard a chainsaw we were SCARED.
@ZoneXavierr
@ZoneXavierr 4 ай бұрын
Me and my fam went to one of those haunted houses for Halloween. Someone was dressed as Jason but had a chainsaw. NOT HERE FOR IT years later
@pleasentscents
@pleasentscents 4 ай бұрын
I would be sleeping with mommy every night. Take her first😭😭
@mikelows1988
@mikelows1988 4 ай бұрын
omg i can't only imagine
@airmykii4090
@airmykii4090 4 ай бұрын
36:01 Jessica was like I will NOT be the typical white trope … I’m gonna run like hell and if I trip ima get TF back up lol 😂 she was the inspiration for she’s a runner she’s a track star!!
@AlandaParker
@AlandaParker 4 ай бұрын
Gold medalist! Frankly an icon and a legend 😭
@aaronedson8188
@aaronedson8188 4 ай бұрын
“Why is he taking the shirt off?” “Why does he need vasoline?” Two terrifying back-to-back questions in any context.
@NeelTheSphynx
@NeelTheSphynx 4 ай бұрын
There are behind the scenes with the opossum that are just hilarious. They had to do the shot like a dozen times because every time they opened the locker the opossum was just sitting there cross-eyed tongue out looking adorable
@ButteredToast32
@ButteredToast32 4 ай бұрын
"The men do not suck, the men are menning, actually." 🤣🤣🤣 Nobody will ever make a better reaction to this movie.
@m4tth3w967
@m4tth3w967 4 ай бұрын
"You don't have time to poke a chicken!!" 😂😂
@Will_3000
@Will_3000 4 ай бұрын
"Why are you wearing that face?" The foreshadowing is off the effing charts!!! Pop off Queen 👑
@Theshyguy_
@Theshyguy_ 4 ай бұрын
Now THATS a Final Girl ‼️👏🏾👏🏾 I LOVE a lengthy intense chase scene 😩 they don’t make slashers like this anymore 😩
@krose6451
@krose6451 4 ай бұрын
I love the chase but what I love most is seeing that while she's still able to go on this all has been taking a toll on her. So often its someone break down or just pushing on seemingly just pissed off or being uneffected. Its nice to see something more complex.
@joaogouveia2224
@joaogouveia2224 4 ай бұрын
@@krose6451 We got a full development until a breaking point
@krose6451
@krose6451 4 ай бұрын
Erin doesn't get enough credit (probably because this is a remake) for just soldiering on. 44:20 she endured, fought, ran, survived, and was a thoroughly decent compassionate person.
@AlandaParker
@AlandaParker 4 ай бұрын
I think the frustration at her choices is what clouds people’s appreciation of her, but I can’t fault someone for erring on the side of compassion 😭. I love her!
@user-jp1lx9om9l
@user-jp1lx9om9l 2 ай бұрын
In my opinion Erin played by Jessica Biel is one of the best and most strongest scream queens in the history of horror movies...if she falls she gets back up and keep running, She also faces leatherface which led her to cut his arm off, She was willing to sacrifice herself so one of her friends could run in order to survive, Plus she's smart who can hotwire cars, and last but not least being the hero saving a kidnapped baby at the end and running over a serial killer that finished him off.
@Shmurph
@Shmurph 4 ай бұрын
I'd forgotten how truly capable Erin was as a protagonist, I feel like she doesn't get her final girl flowers enough. Unlike most final girls, even her questionable decisions are pretty reasonable after you consider the context of what's happening. And I completely forgot about her saving the baby! You nicknaming her Mary early on was too perfect lmao It would've been amazing to see Jessica Biel come back in a later film for another Leatherface-off, though at the same time I'd hate to see the character just traumatized all over again after everything that happened in this movie. Also, a moment of silence for Pepper. Poor girl wasn't even really part of the friend group, she just stumbled upon them on their trip. If only a different group found her first 😭
@mauricebulls5015
@mauricebulls5015 4 ай бұрын
“I feel like that like bush gremlin is gonna come back and bite us in the ass!” LMAO😂😂😂
@TheCryptofHorrors-DerCryptaxis
@TheCryptofHorrors-DerCryptaxis 4 ай бұрын
Realistically Sheriff Hoyt is much more evil than Leatherface, so it's pretty funny seeing the relief of "good the sheriff's here" before people know
@grendeltech
@grendeltech 4 ай бұрын
R Lee Ermy made this movie.
@stuartcrigan482
@stuartcrigan482 4 ай бұрын
He is scarier than leverface
@LifeisANovel
@LifeisANovel 4 ай бұрын
And in one of the texas movies he's actually funny as hell.
@Manu-gf3yl
@Manu-gf3yl 4 ай бұрын
This is imo the best movie of this franchise. It does literally everything right and Jessica Biel has one of the best chase scenes in horror history and doesnt get much attention and appreciation
@oliversedgwick7236
@oliversedgwick7236 4 ай бұрын
I'd say the same, it's the one I saw first/my favourite and the one all the others have to live up to. Funnily, I wasn't allowed to see the original (when this came out I was about 11) because it was too scary, BUT THIS WAS FINE! So, when I finally saw the original it didn't impress me. I think the original is a film I can appreciate for the legacy and impact it had on the genre, and that I wouldn't have media I love if that hadn't come first.
@Manu-gf3yl
@Manu-gf3yl 4 ай бұрын
@@oliversedgwick7236 i mean it always depends in which era you were born and with ehat movies you grow up. If you were 11 at the time the original came out, you might prefer the one over the Remake, cause it embossed you. I mean i see it currently with scream. I was 6 when scream came out. I grow up with the original trilogy. But the newer Generation who joined within scream 5, they all prefer the latest two installments more likely than the original trilogy. So we both do the same with the tcsm franchise. Each Generation dont understand the taste of the previous or followed Generation. But thats also why it needs now and then Remakes or reboots of beloved franchise, like recently with Halloween, scream, hellraiser and so on, even Remakes are hated among original fans. But as we both are thankfully for the Remake of tcsm, i also understand the fandom of the original wgo dislike the remakes, no matter from wich franchise.
@cyrus2546
@cyrus2546 2 ай бұрын
@@oliversedgwick7236I saw 2003 before 1974. Once i saw 1974 it wasn’t scary to me, disturbing and weird but not scary. 2003 was legitimately terrifying.
@gabeluvsmakeup
@gabeluvsmakeup 4 ай бұрын
Yaw! I lost it when she said, “ is this just a bunch of freakish freaks living out in freak ville? “ I can’t 🤣🤣🤣
@andsegovia1463
@andsegovia1463 4 ай бұрын
It was the "listen James and the Giant Peach" comment for me 😭😭😭😭
@shivareewaltz
@shivareewaltz 4 ай бұрын
The little boy is the same actor in "The Ring".
@nsasupporter7557
@nsasupporter7557 4 ай бұрын
Yes I’m surprised she didn’t recognize him
@derekknowles5805
@derekknowles5805 4 ай бұрын
I thought he was the kid Flash from Daddy Day Care
@rydbthatsme
@rydbthatsme 4 ай бұрын
My absolute favorite remake EVER! Jessica Biel ate up this role leaving no crumbs!
@marissamoore3577
@marissamoore3577 4 ай бұрын
"Listen James and the Giant Peach" and " You are so big to never make a whisper" 😂😂😂
@MrBibi86
@MrBibi86 4 ай бұрын
*Probably one of the best horror remakes*
@krose6451
@krose6451 4 ай бұрын
Agreed
@renaudetsitty822
@renaudetsitty822 4 ай бұрын
Agreed. The Hills Have Eyes is also one of the best horror remakes as well.
@MrBibi86
@MrBibi86 4 ай бұрын
I'm not a huge fan of the original TCM or Hills but love the remakes@@renaudetsitty822
@justshae
@justshae 4 ай бұрын
Absolutely
@sagitariusjupiter9685
@sagitariusjupiter9685 4 ай бұрын
​@@renaudetsitty822 add dawn of the dead 2004 on that list
@rodgill9376
@rodgill9376 4 ай бұрын
Fun fact: the same dude who did the narration for the original, also did the narration for this remake as well. Its kind of a cool little easter egg. Makes both of the films connected in a way.
@orangewarm1
@orangewarm1 4 ай бұрын
That's not an 'easter egg'.
@thr3LoadR
@thr3LoadR 4 ай бұрын
John Larroquette, from Night Court.
@wrestlerecap1324
@wrestlerecap1324 4 ай бұрын
You forgot the part where he got paid with a joint. Smoke that Easter Egg
@juniper665
@juniper665 4 ай бұрын
The cinematographer Daniel Pearl was also the cinematographer on the original as well! Makes the shot call backs feel very cool knowing its the same person doing it.
@patrickoehlke9984
@patrickoehlke9984 4 ай бұрын
Fun fact to it: he took a joint as a form of payment!
@jonathansnodgrass4330
@jonathansnodgrass4330 4 ай бұрын
Her face "Fuck I got an arm" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Am pissing myself laughing best reaction ever xxx
@jonathansnodgrass4330
@jonathansnodgrass4330 4 ай бұрын
"You don't have time to poke a chicken" 😂😂😂😂😂
@robertopn7916
@robertopn7916 4 ай бұрын
I love this movie. I get pissed off when people comment that they hate Jessica Biel's character. I mean, yes she made all the wrong decisions, but she was trying to be a good person.
@ipukeglitter435
@ipukeglitter435 4 ай бұрын
All the wrong decisions in movies I think are more realistic many people would be so terrified they may not know what to do but try their best they might run into the killer a few times or a few walls lol
@obitouchiha7040
@obitouchiha7040 4 ай бұрын
but if it was a guy everyone would be going in on his stupidity she was a idiot everyone else wanted to go but she wouldn't let them and that led to their deaths all on her
@nsasupporter7557
@nsasupporter7557 4 ай бұрын
@@ipukeglitter435the House of Wax remake from 2005 was a straight rip off of this movie
@bloodyivy7453
@bloodyivy7453 4 ай бұрын
​@@obitouchiha7040 "If ThE gEnDeRs WeRe ReVeRsEd, GuYs WoUlD hAvE iT wOrSe." You have no clue what you are talking about.
@javierlopez9789
@javierlopez9789 4 ай бұрын
​​@@bloodyivy7453yes he does, final girls always survive so he does have a point.
@my_randomology
@my_randomology 4 ай бұрын
If that cow eats the weed piñata... the steaks will be higher than ever. I'll see myself out, thank you.
@reservoirdude92
@reservoirdude92 4 ай бұрын
I hate that this isn't a top comment 😂
@nickiethesaint316
@nickiethesaint316 4 ай бұрын
New meaning to “ grass fed beef” 😂
@Isinforblood
@Isinforblood Ай бұрын
Lmao I agree 🤣😭
@jezombie4256
@jezombie4256 4 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Daniel Pearl the cinematographer on this remake was the cinematographer for the original 1974 film.
@cintiamartinez9911
@cintiamartinez9911 4 ай бұрын
Makes me love this movie more the more I learn
@meekmeek8198
@meekmeek8198 4 ай бұрын
8:35-8:37 "Moooooo" Alanda:....Don't eat that
@final_queer
@final_queer 4 ай бұрын
The fact that you have leveled up so much in your horror girlie status that it's brought you back to this franchise is so iconic. I think you could give Leatherface a run for his money at this point! I just rewatched your original Texas Chainsaw Massacre reaction to get ready for this one. This movie is one of the best remakes of a horror classic. The cast is hot, the story is good and miss Leatherface is so menacing. Erin is such a bad ass final girl! 10/10 and while "The Beginning" sequel/prequel is not as good as this one I do still recommend it!
@araybia
@araybia 4 ай бұрын
“you don’t have time to poke a chicken!” was so unintentionally funny for no reason at all!
@CTEagleCeltic
@CTEagleCeltic 4 ай бұрын
The ??Gieco Spoof of this movie makes me cackle every time… “not the running car, let’s hide near the axes!!”
@mistybabe5489
@mistybabe5489 4 ай бұрын
I love that ad, it gave Scary Movie vibes 😂
@itsangel5270
@itsangel5270 4 ай бұрын
^LMFAO I remember seeing those commercials and laughing at how dumb they were, idk why but they did give me 'scary movie' vibes tho like parody of horror movies BAHAHAHA
@TenaciousTD
@TenaciousTD 4 ай бұрын
Oh, that was the best ad. 😂
@raputathebuta
@raputathebuta 4 ай бұрын
I love that one! The chainsaw killer rolling his eyes cracks me up every time.
@AnaFox
@AnaFox 4 ай бұрын
I never noticed her little faces and gestures of shock and “I just did that”; they’re so funny and real! Revisiting this movie through you was a blast. Your commentary makes any movie legendary. It showers them in a new light of brilliance to remember. Top notch!
@jadenaddams3674
@jadenaddams3674 4 ай бұрын
I freak out so much at the very sound of a chainsaw, I thought that maybe I had a phobia of some kind. I looked it up and found out that the "Fear of Chainsaws" official name is: Common Sense. 😅
@rosco-m
@rosco-m 4 ай бұрын
“You don’t have time to poke a chicken” might become one of my favourite quotes 😂 Along with the Britney shoutout and impromptu rendition of ‘Poor Unfortunate Souls’, this could be one of THE most iconic reactions ❤
@misscryptoria
@misscryptoria 4 ай бұрын
Jedediah (the creepy cute bush gremlin) was the same boy from The Ring (Naomi Watts' son).
@herbzzz
@herbzzz 4 ай бұрын
In the original version of the film, Leatherface chainsaws Jedidiah to death after he helps Erin & Morgan escape out of the basement, but they ended up cutting it out of the film cuz I guess they decided that would be going too far lol
@nsasupporter7557
@nsasupporter7557 4 ай бұрын
@@herbzzzthis movie and House of Wax from 2005 are the exact same movie, the only difference was the concept
@herbzzz
@herbzzz 4 ай бұрын
@@nsasupporter7557 Not necessarily. I agree the 2 films are similar in terms of style, but this film is WAYYY better than House of Wax IMO. This one’s way scarier, and the acting in this one is way better too
@nsasupporter7557
@nsasupporter7557 4 ай бұрын
@@herbzzz you should see it again, because they are practically the same movie. But yes I probably agree with you, this one was way better. Let me explain how they’re the same movie… they’re both about a group of kids taking a road trip and they stumble into a strange town where everybody is creepy and eerie and both female protagonists and their boyfriends are the first ones to go into the strange houses to get help and their boyfriends sneak inside and start snooping around and they’re the ones who are killed first… that happened in both movies. Then throughout the rest of the movies both main female characters are fighting to survive and everybody else is killed. They might be as similar, but they very very similar movies 🫤
@krystinspotted1504
@krystinspotted1504 4 ай бұрын
"The men are men-ing" "Are they all related? Are they all just a bunch of freakish freaks living out in freakville?" "LISTEN James and the giant peach" You had me wheezing😭😭😭
@juliant
@juliant 4 ай бұрын
I'm not gonna lie, I was kind of admiring leatherface's attention to detail. Those teeth were extracted perfectly, fingers pinned ever so. Lol, these killers have some amazing home economic skills. 😅
@ipukeglitter435
@ipukeglitter435 4 ай бұрын
Their house set up is insane too lol. Especially the chickens in cages around the house as alarms when victims run by.
@garretta.7136
@garretta.7136 4 ай бұрын
Finally, someone is giving Erin the credit she deserves as a final girl! Every other reaction shits on her, but she was tough and good-hearted, and fought like hell! Love your videos btw
@Will_3000
@Will_3000 4 ай бұрын
This was pure nightmare fuel for me after watching it the first time. Even today... I still picture "Kemper's face" in my mind ☠️
@MrGhostface_
@MrGhostface_ 4 ай бұрын
Alanda's stress levels in this video, more stressed than the characters 😂
@Isinforblood
@Isinforblood Ай бұрын
True lmao 😭😭
@gelfling3077
@gelfling3077 4 ай бұрын
Cow: "Moo." Alanda: "Don't eat that." LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
@bensneb360
@bensneb360 4 ай бұрын
R. Lee Ermey gives one of the most underrated iconic horror performances in this movie, dude is scariest thing in the movie… and this movie has a guy who wears peoples faces and runs around with a chainsaw lol
@vinwilz3914
@vinwilz3914 4 ай бұрын
“Mary with a troubled past” made me subscribe 😭😭😭😭😭
@AlandaParker
@AlandaParker 4 ай бұрын
lol welcome 🫶🏾💀
@scarhead11
@scarhead11 4 ай бұрын
All the seventh heaven references have me 💀💀💀
@walthersorsa4847
@walthersorsa4847 4 ай бұрын
One of the best horror remakes. Marcus Nispel who directed this movie also directed Friday The 13th (2009) which is also good horror remake and i would loved to see your reaction on that. Rest in peace R. Lee Ermey who was great and scary as Sheriff. Great reaction Alanda and take care and stay safe 👍.
@collinmouton905
@collinmouton905 4 ай бұрын
Here we go!! Lemme get my glass of wine at 6:30 this morning lol
@nallari411
@nallari411 4 ай бұрын
this is a great remake. my favorite ramake is still evil dead 2013 tho. hope you'll watch it some day! love you alanda
@brendanguno403
@brendanguno403 4 ай бұрын
GIRLLL I ALWAYS AM LOOKING FORWARD TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT ANY MOVIE!!!
@Ellamaytoke
@Ellamaytoke 4 ай бұрын
Who convinced Alanda she would be okay watching this? 😭💞 I saw the community post and cartoonishly rubbed my eyes! Hope ur able to get some sleep after this 🤣
@theshadowcircus
@theshadowcircus 4 ай бұрын
"It's gonna be more easier for you because it's hollywood 🤭😏" Now, who lied to her? 😭
@envynell1425
@envynell1425 4 ай бұрын
Omg right in time for my morning blunt 😂
@montyhux9757
@montyhux9757 4 ай бұрын
deadass lmfao
@envynell1425
@envynell1425 4 ай бұрын
I actually regret smoking now because I’m suffering thru the back hook scenes too😭I forgot that was in this movie
@JaeeParker
@JaeeParker 4 ай бұрын
I haven’t even fully watched this reaction yet & I can already tell this is about to be the greatest reaction in the history of film.
@khalilgiovanni
@khalilgiovanni 4 ай бұрын
The sequel with Jordana Brewster is pretty good too, after that, though, it goes downhill lol.
@thekingdomofcoffbizz5638
@thekingdomofcoffbizz5638 4 ай бұрын
What you mean???"do your thing cuz" was a highlight in cinema 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@chasityrodriguez95
@chasityrodriguez95 4 ай бұрын
I think it’s supposed to be a prequel. You see how the villain characters get into their roles. Def agree though it’s the last good texas chainsaw
@FilmProduction816
@FilmProduction816 4 ай бұрын
That was a sequel to the old movie ​@@thekingdomofcoffbizz5638
@javierlopez9789
@javierlopez9789 4 ай бұрын
It's a prequel, that movie takes place in 1969 and this one in 1973
@TaureanReignReloaded
@TaureanReignReloaded 4 ай бұрын
After watching this, now you have to watch TCM: The Beginning which came out 3 years after this and is the prequel to this movie
@CollateralDamage93
@CollateralDamage93 4 ай бұрын
Here at 8am with my coffee ❤ this and The Hills Have Eyes are the bane of my existence when it comes to horror… OOOOOOOF here we go!!!!
@akelly4207
@akelly4207 4 ай бұрын
I used to watch a lot of horror movies at a ridiculously young age. I understood they weren’t real and it was the 80’s so no one cared. The Hills have eyes is one that always stands out for some reason as being especially inappropriate. Even the remake gives me that feeling.
@CollateralDamage93
@CollateralDamage93 4 ай бұрын
@@akelly4207 i first saw it at age 11, already having been traumatized by What Lies Beneath, The Ring, and Final Destination 1-3, at this point I kept challenging myself to make it through these two but they still get me 😭 House of Wax was horrendous but doable, i think bc of Paris Hilton LOL
@marlainalindsey3279
@marlainalindsey3279 4 ай бұрын
When you said "sweet little bush gremlin" I lost it 😂😂😂😂
@AshLee92490
@AshLee92490 4 ай бұрын
This was the first Texas Chainsaw Massacre film I ever saw. I was probably about 13 years old when this came, and my family used to rent movies on Friday to watch on our family movie weekends (almost every weekend) and return them on Sunday. My mom is the big horror fan (my dad doesn't mind it), so we watched a lot on these nights as a family lol. Only two movies I can think of that had me absolutely terrified afterward were Jeeper Creepers and this. When we rented this, I'd never seen any of the TCM. When I tell you this movie, single-handly made me never want to go to Texas for at least a decade, and to this day, I'm still weary about the idea😂. And it wasn't really the gore that had me shook. It was probably everything else... For one, the idea that helping someone in need, turning on you in such a horrifying way? Like, I understood the concept of not picking up strangers and the dangers, but it's not usually because of something like THAT, and the events that follow, happening. Not to mention, ole girl pulling the gun out of her lady bits and knocking herself out was WILD. Then the setting of it all. I grew up in Greenvile, North Carolina. Small town, but not backwoods. But there were some backwoods looking towns around, ya know? I live in northern Va now, and I LOVE taking day drives through the rural areas and look at fields, farms, and mountains and goes into small towns ("day rides because you not about to catch me slipping in a Sundown Town 👀), but to this day, whenever I come across an old, town that you can't even tell if people even reside in it, my mind goes straight to this movie. The family. THE FAMILY! And to the cherry on top, I genuinely thought this was based on a true story. The damn police footage sold me, and I'm pretty sisters had told me that it was too. I had believed Blair Witch was real too for almost a decade, and I was probably 9 when that came out. The idea that Leatherface was never found made me vowed right then and there that I would never go to Texas. Maybe one day lol. Two scenes that had my soul leave my body the first time I watched this. The scene where Mary and the blonde dude and the house with the old man and Leatherface slammed that. I had expected him to possibly show up, but not literally behind some hidden door slamming open right behind then with a chainshaw already reviving up 😵‍💫. And he looked huge. Then he had the nerve to be hauling ass. I was used to slow-ass Michael & Jason, or skinny-ass Freddy & Ghostface. This big ass dude with a whole active chainsaw had the audacity to be fast. I promise you I died and came back when that door slammed open lol. The other scene was the crime scene footage, where the detective and camera man gets attacked so abruptly, ending the film on a distorted shot of Leatherface's distorted face. Even if I thought it was fake, it still would have shook me. But the idea that this was REAL footage, and telling us that he was never found? I promise you died and came back twice that night. Overall, I loved the movie. I even popped it back in the dvd player the next morning and watched it again before we had to take it back to the video store 😂. I think there's a prequel that came out after staring Jordana Brewster (D.E.B.S. & The Faculty) that my sister and I used the watch a lot that was pretty good as well.
@samuelmouly6017
@samuelmouly6017 4 ай бұрын
FIRST ALANDA I LOVE YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL THANK YOU FOR YOUR GRACIOUS PRESENCE LET'S WATCH NOW
@domjay
@domjay 4 ай бұрын
Not her laughing when LF loses his arm :P
@pok3rfacReturns
@pok3rfacReturns 4 ай бұрын
“something so far beyond disaster awaits” 😂😂
@StarKushExoticGalaxy
@StarKushExoticGalaxy 4 ай бұрын
His sludge bath lmao
@Cauti0nSeaman
@Cauti0nSeaman 4 ай бұрын
please consider reacting to House of Wax! That film + this one have always kinda felt like siblings to me. plus it has chad michael murray, paris hilton, jared padalecki, elisha cuthbert, AND Robert ri’chard in it! btw so happy you got around to reacting to this ⭐️ one of my faves of all time and i found Pepper to be so relatable that I named my cat after her lol 😭 glad its not just me who thought she ate ❤
@pythonkatie1985
@pythonkatie1985 4 ай бұрын
Morgan's actor, Jonathan Tucker, is a great actor. He's fantastic in everything I've ever seen him in. I'd strongly suggest you check out Sleepers, though the middle of it is rather grim.
@cautiousgalaxy4613
@cautiousgalaxy4613 4 ай бұрын
Had a rough morning and needed some distraction. This is perfect and 55 minutes thank you so much!
@Dani..663
@Dani..663 4 ай бұрын
For me this is better than the original. I was like 13 when I watched this in the cinema and was not bored from start to finish one of the better remakes. Jessica biel is hot too
@drakepallardy2532
@drakepallardy2532 4 ай бұрын
You'd think the most threatening character in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake would be Leatherface, but R. Lee Ermey's performance as Sheriff Hoyt steals the show. One of the few good remakes made in the early 2000's.
@Lilt348
@Lilt348 4 ай бұрын
This was SO much better than the original! Also YES Erin's are always gonna be THAT girl!!
@chromaticatheremix6626
@chromaticatheremix6626 4 ай бұрын
Preach sis 😂❤
@C1RCooper
@C1RCooper 4 ай бұрын
This was so fun you have to do the newer Texas Chainsaw movies The Beginning was insane!! gives a little back story on the sheriff and the uncle
@AnxiousLibra
@AnxiousLibra 4 ай бұрын
Let’s goooo! I’d like to thank my insomnia for allowing me to see this notification 😂
@thecinemawithjames
@thecinemawithjames 4 ай бұрын
I hope she's alright after this experience watching this film takes a lot of guts no pun intended lol 😆
@mattfreeman7564
@mattfreeman7564 4 ай бұрын
"You don't have time to poke a chicken" ICONIC!
@mars.9948
@mars.9948 4 ай бұрын
The way I rewatched your original Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) reaction the night before is magical timing. 😭 Also, as someone trying to bring back 90's grunge, I love your 80s/90s-esque style!!!
@sVieira151
@sVieira151 4 ай бұрын
"You don't have time to poke a chicken" 🤣😂
@STÜDD_Music
@STÜDD_Music 28 күн бұрын
“Does any-body care about me and MY BOY?” That line lives rent free in my head 😂
@pythonkatie1985
@pythonkatie1985 4 ай бұрын
Growing up in Wisconsin, a friend of mine was so terrified of this franchise after she misheard that Leatherface was based off Ed Gein instead of inspired by him.
@mistybabe5489
@mistybabe5489 4 ай бұрын
I heard both Leatherface and Norman Bates were bases off him 😢
@ratatataraxia
@ratatataraxia 4 ай бұрын
Fight is good and flight is fine, but together is best, fight and flight is what this final girl did 💯
@Will_3000
@Will_3000 4 ай бұрын
Love your uplifting messages that simultaneously acknowledge how rough it is out there 💙 A montage would be Epic!!
@jennideangelis
@jennideangelis 4 ай бұрын
i remember seeing this when i woke up and one of those movie channels were on and i saw the last 30 minutes and i was traumatized . i was maybe 7 at the time and now it’s probably my favorite out of all the texas chainsaw movies . it was so well done along with the original
@TaradiseCity
@TaradiseCity 4 ай бұрын
“Baby bush urchin, come help me”😭
@macphallic
@macphallic 4 ай бұрын
This is the best remake of a classic horror film! Jessica Biel as Mary is final girl BOOTS gurl!
@nsasupporter7557
@nsasupporter7557 4 ай бұрын
Her name is Erin in the movie
@cheshireshadow518
@cheshireshadow518 4 ай бұрын
Every time I see a new upload from you, I audibly gasp in delight! You bring so much joy
@mikemullen472
@mikemullen472 4 ай бұрын
I remember recommending this and felt bad because I thought it would be too much as an after thought. But you did it. I'm so happy you enjoyed this. Jessica gives such an incredible performance. All of them really. This is what I was most excited for you to see. Thank you. Little trivia; the scene where Erin is hiding in the freezer of carcasses, those were real carcasses and Jessica was a vegetarian, so that scene was difficult for her to do. The director really directed his actors incredibly well.
@omarazimi960
@omarazimi960 4 ай бұрын
Loved this reaction and your return to the franchise! I'd recommend watching TCM: The Beginning (2006) that answers all your questions about why things the way they are in the town. It's got Matt Bomer and Jordan Brewster, and the same townspeople from 2003. I'd also recommend TCM 2 from 1986 only for the Sleepaway Camp II energy it has (it's a horror/comedy mix).
@elenasanders8581
@elenasanders8581 4 ай бұрын
Girl, i THOROUGHLY enjoyed this reaction!!! Funny as hell, i was in tears!
@nikkixo6334
@nikkixo6334 4 ай бұрын
Ty for blessing us again chile😂❤
@SmileyAdventures
@SmileyAdventures 4 ай бұрын
I was 11 when this came out and I’ll never forget this masterpiece lol. I’ve watched it at least 20x since then. Such a goodie! ❤❤
@isaacspeyer1129
@isaacspeyer1129 4 ай бұрын
Somebody described this movie as “moist” and I haven’t been able to get over that 😭😭😭
@DandyAndry42
@DandyAndry42 4 ай бұрын
Oh my god, I never thought this day would come but I'm SO happy it did!! (Bless that Twitter friend who talked you into it). Truly one of the best if not THE best of the 2000's slasher remake craze, so happy you liked it! Another one I think you would really like with a similar flavor to this one: 2005's House of Wax.
@EricJayyyy
@EricJayyyy 4 ай бұрын
You have amazing energy! Thank you for sharing your videos with us! 🩷🖤
@user-mh2it8gy6l
@user-mh2it8gy6l 4 ай бұрын
Been waiting forever for you to watch this film! It’s one of my faves!!! THANK YOU BEAUTIFUL QUEEN❤️
@marcusthompson1031
@marcusthompson1031 4 ай бұрын
Oh shit, just got off of work, bout to shower pour up and tune in 😮❤
@marcusthompson1031
@marcusthompson1031 4 ай бұрын
She called them hags "James and the giant peach" 😂😂😂
@CaseyJayy92
@CaseyJayy92 4 ай бұрын
Oooo I’m so excited!! It’s 12.25 in the afternoon here in the U.K. so you popped up just as I made my lunch, couldn’t have chosen a better time 😂 I must admit I really enjoyed this one which is rare for remakes but this is a top tier remake!
@craig8357
@craig8357 4 ай бұрын
Same here just sat down with my dinner, gives us UK folk summat to watch at lunch time😊
@CaseyJayy92
@CaseyJayy92 4 ай бұрын
@@craig8357 perfect timing 👏🏼 however the body parts in the movie made the lunch way less appealing I can’t lie 😂
@craig8357
@craig8357 4 ай бұрын
@@CaseyJayy92 lol, Ive watched that many horror films if doesn't bother me no more. It won't be putting me off my corned beef ash. 😂😂😂
@CherryCowgirl
@CherryCowgirl 4 ай бұрын
Alanda this is my favorite version of this it’s so iconic thank you for reacting ❤😭
@Optimism211
@Optimism211 4 ай бұрын
I absolutely love when you watch things for the first time vs revisiting something. I'm so hype to watch!!
@allenpayne927
@allenpayne927 4 ай бұрын
Im so glad you watched this one at least 👏🏾 this was the first one i saw years ago and for the longest time i thought this was the only one. Now I've seen the OG one and i think 4 others and i kind of wish this was the only one 🤷🏾‍♂️
@Timelord007
@Timelord007 4 ай бұрын
We need Alanda in a slasher movie as a final girl she'd kick ass 😂😂😂 The prequel to this film is very gory.
@jahi8606
@jahi8606 4 ай бұрын
LOVED your reaction!! I brought in my birthday watching you and it’s ALWAYS a joy!!! 🫶🏾🫶🏾
@nafeecah
@nafeecah 4 ай бұрын
I’m so happy you watched, this is my favorite tcm movie
@AshLee92490
@AshLee92490 4 ай бұрын
Dear Alanda. I understood you not wanting doing after the trauma of the original but I'm glad you did. It had been so long since I've seen this film, even though I've always enjoyed it, and I almost forgot how good it was. I just want to say that you handle it very well, all things considered and I applaud your bravery. As usual, the commentary was on point. Mary/Erin is an amazing protagonist/final girl and I might need to rearrange my Top 5 Final Girls...
@MultiGreenG
@MultiGreenG 4 ай бұрын
This is honestly the best TCM movie. Well made.
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