The Meggings Master

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We're SO BACK in the studio this week. Fun episode today where we talk about new drip called meggings, give some advice, and even interview one of the actors from the ShortsTV series: Alpha's Love! Listen in!!
0:00 intro
1:10 im home! life update
7:05 skinny jeans and balls
10:30 meggings
27:00 advice segment
33:55 interview with cassidy from alpha's love
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@Devilish.Kitten Ай бұрын

“We love you Kurtis” we all say in unison

@visevice Ай бұрын

We love you Kurtis 🙏🏻

@jellyfish34 Ай бұрын

We love you Kurtis

@zemani3981 Ай бұрын

We love you Kurtis 🙏

@zukimii Ай бұрын

We love you Kurtis

@jbone877 Ай бұрын

We love you Kurtis

@annboba Ай бұрын

i rmr when kurtis talked about meggings before and said "men dont have legs, they have megs thats why they wear meggings" and i still think thats so funny

@Devilish.Kitten Ай бұрын

Wait I think I remember that, do yk what video it’s from??

@annboba Ай бұрын

@@Devilish.Kitten might be in the pointlessly gendered video on his main channel ("the bizarre world of pointlessly gendered products") but if not, i rly dont rmr. its like a faint memory

@Devilish.Kitten Ай бұрын

@@annbobayep, js checked and it is! Thanks

@screameureka7029 Ай бұрын

@@Devilish.Kittenit is the pointlessly gendered video!

@ville__ Ай бұрын

I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN THIS. I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way....

@corruptedsociety_ Ай бұрын

“Meggings” we all say in unison

@Idgaf123 Ай бұрын

Meggings

@morningboy_ Ай бұрын

Meggings

@Devilish.Kitten Ай бұрын

Meggings

@katrinawilkinson3784 Ай бұрын

Meggings

@grubsnub Ай бұрын

no we don't

@HotGlueeelouie Ай бұрын

“kurtis should wear meggings” we all say in unison

@Idgaf123 Ай бұрын

Kurtis should wear meggings

@Devilish.Kitten Ай бұрын

Kurtis should wear meggings

@Bonesgrrr-bm8gy Ай бұрын

kurtis should wear meggings

@ghoultooth Ай бұрын

Kurtis should wear meggings

@kei.13 Ай бұрын

Meggings should wear Kurtis

@j1nx.creams0da Ай бұрын

i think we dont appreciate it enough how impressive it is that jenna made the yellow walls work, and really well too

@froggy5748 Ай бұрын

misread jenna as jerma and i was so fucking confused on what he had to do with kurtis conner’s yellow walls

@ghoultooth Ай бұрын

@@froggy5748He lives in them

@ville__ Ай бұрын

@kei.13 Ай бұрын

@@ghoultoothThey were white before Jerma started living in them

@philly6074 Ай бұрын

@@ville__ shush

@jlo9993 Ай бұрын

meggings man looks like a randomly generated sim

@jeremysmith4620 Ай бұрын

The male jeggings don't go hard. There is no room for anything to go hard in those.

@ghoultooth Ай бұрын

I love this comment

@cansuakgul3638 27 күн бұрын

how can this not have more likes ,this s the best one

@alexxxx2190 Ай бұрын

"the knees are ribbed for his pleasure" LMFAOOO

@kacheekyy Ай бұрын

the shiny meggings with the suit jacket is surely something else.

@ville__ Ай бұрын

@kacheekyy Ай бұрын

weird ass comment to make@@ville__

@user-hj2kl7yv9u 22 күн бұрын

@@ville__ No, you don't 🥰

@Scrugglebus Ай бұрын

That impersonation of that fucking “BEAUTIFUL THINGS” scream song was spot on, Kurtis

@ashtentygret Ай бұрын

i had to watch it 3 times i haven’t laughed that hard in a WHILE

@PuppyBIood Ай бұрын

Literally lol i was laughing my butt off in the shower like a psycho 🤣

@winterblessed. Ай бұрын

23:43 i was screaming at the screen "THEY'RE CALLED GALAXY PRINT LEGGINGS"

@PuppyBIood Ай бұрын

Me too 😭 i couldn't even see the screen right then n ik what they were called

@KamMads Ай бұрын

Meggings**

@ayo32 Ай бұрын

i loved the part where you kept those 43 hamsters in the basement and taught them to sing “wrecking ball” by miley cyrus

@unticinesetrans Ай бұрын

Cass was so sweet, I'm so glad to hear that everyone at least had a fun time

@ObiWanStromb0li Ай бұрын

"Appleton- the city that sleeps"

@cydhansen1092 Ай бұрын

Why Kapow isn't using the tagline "You'll be mogging in these meggings" is beyond me

@AshHasAYoutubeChannel Ай бұрын

r u the meggings master kurtis? you can admit it. we'll still love you

@grubsnub Ай бұрын

kurtis is the meggings master.

@ville__ Ай бұрын

@DyllonGreen-jp5hm Ай бұрын

@@ville__that’s not a good way to shill your slop buddy

@Brimations Ай бұрын

@@DyllonGreen-jp5hm he’s been in the replies section for a while. He’s probably a bot and keeps making more channels with the only change being the profile picture and the amount of underscores in their name. He also used to put extremely offensive things in his replies to get engagement… sorry I wrote a paragraph but I just despise this guy because he’s now posing as disabled now… It’s just… gross to me.

@sisenbach Ай бұрын

when you said “It’s your jeans..- ITS GENETIC.” i was so impressed. applause much deserved. i see why you do stand up i loved seeing you live in 2021

@sisenbach Ай бұрын

Around the dick and ba- the *groin* killed me too

@leo-with-maple-syrup Ай бұрын

you sound like you tipped a fedora saying that

@sisenbach Ай бұрын

@@leo-with-maple-syrup HAHA so true. i’m a Zilennial i still have buzzfeed tendencies sometimes sorry

@ephemereals Ай бұрын

the interview w cassidy was great!! i hope we get a chance to see an alpha-professor-step-bro interview 😭

@certifiedmental1 Ай бұрын

I love this podcast because what other podcast do they said "fucking" every other sentence and then break into song

@Millamanke Ай бұрын

I love that he just uses the word "fucking" as a replacement for "uhm" when he's trying to finish a sentence like. "And they were fucking... hanging out". As a non native English speaker, I think it's a fascinating use of the word

@certifiedmental1 Ай бұрын

@@Millamanke exactly

@ghoultooth Ай бұрын

⁠@@MillamankeI mean, it’s superior to “uhm” so I’m not complaining. There’s something so funny about just wedging “fucking” anywhere and everywhere

@ville__ Ай бұрын

@firenzeval Ай бұрын

@@ville__ spongebob spongebob patrick patrick sandy sandy sandy mr krabs mr krabs mr krabs squidward squidward

@Kiwitime72 Ай бұрын

“I GET FARTED ON SOMETIMES👹”

@erikaj4655 Ай бұрын

i love reading this without context because i just started the video

@ville__ Ай бұрын

@ch1me_is_cool Ай бұрын

petition for kurtis to wear meggings every podcast episode from now on

@leo-with-maple-syrup Ай бұрын

with the moccasins he usually wears that'd go HARD /j

@Brimations Ай бұрын

Kurtis would actually slay those meggings though.

@Starsongzz Ай бұрын

9:12 you need the Barbie movie “Balls” reference on your keyboard as a sound effect, idk if it’s possible but you’re a mayor, so you can figure it out

@leo-with-maple-syrup Ай бұрын

he does!! je just can't EVER find the buttons you can hear it in the old intro though

@dormant5023 Ай бұрын

anything is possible when you're the mayor

@andrite7060 Ай бұрын

I love you Kurtis please don’t die

@earthtoeden8977 Ай бұрын

Legends never die 🗣️🔥‼️🥶😤

@ville__ Ай бұрын

@RigB0n3 Ай бұрын

@@ville__the way ive seen this same dude on like 10 youtubers i sub too, WE ARE NOT SUBBING ⁉️

@kieran4152 Ай бұрын

@@ville__brother no you do not

@Brimations Ай бұрын

@@RigB0n3 he’s a bot… A really annoying one at that.

@ashkemena Ай бұрын

meggings are what sci-fi authors in the 60s thought we would be wearing. devastated to know they were right

@azeezathusein1346 Ай бұрын

Kurtis with the flint Lockwood jeans

@ghoultooth Ай бұрын

Spray-on pants!

@discombobulationed Ай бұрын

i guess you could say that this episode, was indeed... very really good.

@mythcat1273 Ай бұрын

Genuinely really funny that they talk about how they shouldn't be judged by what they wear and then refuse to just say leggings instead of meggings or men's leggings

@yeeyeeyeeyee4876 Ай бұрын

“Irreparable ball tension “ is a good name for a band

@tripleaaabattery Ай бұрын

i watched this at work and my manager walked behind me when he started talking about his balls.

@Bonesgrrr-bm8gy Ай бұрын

bring back the goat story organ sound for the topic changes 🙏

@jillc1526 Ай бұрын

so excited to see those bright yellow walls again💪

@grubsnub Ай бұрын

lmao

@ville__ Ай бұрын

@grubsnub Ай бұрын

@@ville__ dude! chill out! dont comment on every fucking comment!!!! i dont care that your brain is different. its probably a lie, anyway.

@leo-with-maple-syrup Ай бұрын

@@ville__wow funny how you say aspergers though /s it's incredibly harmful for people on the autism spectrum /srs and also: why would you call your content better than yellow walls?! /srs

@MilesToGoGo Ай бұрын

Oh man imagine being Kurtis’s assistant he’s probably like the nicest boss ever. That girl got a dream job

@kaileyaf9822 Ай бұрын

watched this after an edible and the balls bit might have been the funniest thing ive ever witnessed

@reesewoodhead Ай бұрын

genuinely watched this when stoned and was laughing my ass off the whole time

@HotStrange Ай бұрын

Lmao same it’s hilarious.

@ellabiddy4741 Ай бұрын

On the topic of skinny jeans causing infertility, there actually is a fabric that if worn as fitting underwear, kinda like the underwear commercials where it creates a sack for your balls, decimates sperm count. It returns to normal after not wearing them for a while, but wearing this specific fabric as underwear (I think it’s a special kind of polyester but I don’t remember) is a temporary birth control for men

@ville__ Ай бұрын

@oogiboogihere Ай бұрын

I thought that was Jarvis in the thumbnail

@lyricsmind Ай бұрын

Me too😅

@jorjip6192 Ай бұрын

LMFAO i did too

@HotStrange Ай бұрын

I thought it was the TikTok guy that awkward tries candy in grocery stores for a fake KZfaq channel and then dances lol

@sydneykochan2388 Ай бұрын

if it weren't for kurtis i would have never learned that a boy cow is a mow 17:14

@Elvarizz Ай бұрын

and a woman cow is a wow 🤞

@unkno.-wn Ай бұрын

“We very much enjoyed these meggings, mr mayor” we all say in unison

@leahgarnett5989 Ай бұрын

Diabetes mentioned 💪‼️🦅

@hollyken3 Ай бұрын

The fact that they came up with the concept at burning man absolutely killed me 😂

@leahmontesinos6303 Ай бұрын

9:06 the fact you didn’t use your “balls” sound effect is irreparable

@loompy1440 Ай бұрын

I used to wear Walmart women’s black jeggings that I would cut off. I would get a larger size and they were still kinda tight, but not junk destroying. Prob the highest level of stretchy I ever found. I still think the worst tight pants era was before they even started making men’s skinny jeans and we had to briefly wear our sisters/ moms horrible flared LEI jeans with like bedazzled pockets to be kewl early 2000’s pauxnk rauck with 3 studded belts

@laurajaynenolan2149 Ай бұрын

1:02 I don’t know why it was a jump scare that he’s wearing shoes and not slippers 😂

@eggtime72 Ай бұрын

me currently under my denim comforter…

@Man-ej6uv Ай бұрын

a jomforter would bring me no comfort

@luunor Ай бұрын

these tha baggiest jeans in atlanta 💀

@emmabourgeois1469 Ай бұрын

i really enjoyed the ball monologue. i felt like a ten year old boy

@ListerThePupper Ай бұрын

17:17 who’s gonna tell him that all cows are girls 😭

@wizard_kun Ай бұрын

The guy is here doing things! My favourite! 🤠

@ville__ Ай бұрын

@wizard_kun Ай бұрын

@@ville__ Well I was gonna give you a sub because I also have autism but then I saw your profile picture and had a sudden change of heart! I do not like that! Goodbye!

@Brimations Ай бұрын

@@wizard_kun more background on this guy: He used to post extremely offensive stuff in the replies section and has like 10 channels so it’s hard to get rid of him, he probably made a bot of some sort to post on every “popular” comment on commentary channels stuff… he used to put normal “bot” replies that are basically “don’t translate” and then it’s some utterly vile piece of text in a different language so the auto moderation doesn’t catch it. And omg the n4z1 stuff in his profile too?! Urk…

@wizard_kun Ай бұрын

@@Brimations Ah, I see. Thank you for the context lol, I usually don't comment on stuff so I wasn't aware 😅

@Brimations Ай бұрын

@@wizard_kun yeah I usually look at replies and kept seeing that guy, I’m glad to inform people of these bots.

@Mwha_dubs Ай бұрын

When was the last time you gave us an extra greeting on the main channel? feeling neglected as a proud citizen of Kurtis Town

@ghoultooth Ай бұрын

He stopped doing them a while ago :( I don’t remember if he gave a reason

@bojackkills5527 Ай бұрын

@@ghoultoothI think just cause it was so much to say lmao

@whereamihelpme Ай бұрын

Yeah he said he felt weirdly obligated to do it and didnt want to anymore

@kailabartlett5958 Ай бұрын

wisconsin loves you kurtis. as someone who lives by appleton, YES we all go to bed at 3 pm

@cristy123 Ай бұрын

I'm Cassidy's biggest fan forever!!!!!! :)

@sandieterracciano4352 Ай бұрын

Same!

@leadpencil-223 Ай бұрын

I celebrated your joke Kurtis

@SR-ec9cs Ай бұрын

I’ve been megging for someone to talk about beggings for ages

@kiara-vipond Ай бұрын

"We love you Meggings" we all say in unison

@isobel1762 Ай бұрын

appleton, wi is one of the closest “big cities” to where i go to college so its so funny hearing you emphasize how small the airport is. the airport in my college town has 1 gate and it only exists because the faa forces united to fly there

@mads2497 Ай бұрын

perfect timing im having lunch while watching this ... very really good podcast kurtis👍🏼

@Kiwitime72 Ай бұрын

Never this early to the pod!!!

@manymustangs4755 Ай бұрын

Kurtis you have thee best personality I swear

@Andrew.is.making.something Ай бұрын

The meggings look like my designs when i dont want to finish them

@soopspoon Ай бұрын

Kurtis mimicking that one TikTok song is so fucking funny to me

@alanamadeleine2592 Ай бұрын

yessss

@julieneff9408 Ай бұрын

Appleton WI is weird, and not in an Austin TX or Portland OR or Athens GA sort of way. But I'm glad you had good shows there. I was kind of worried about the vibe the audience would bring. Source: Am from Wisconsin, have been to Appleton hundreds of times over my lifetime.

@rowynn23 Ай бұрын

20:52 I thought Kurtis would make this joke- “I do? Well actually more like I DON’T.”

@murrenkelly3866 Ай бұрын

My brother got Jean PJ pants for Christmas one year. The softest coziest loose pj pants but with a printed denim jean pattern.

@sirdank2216 Ай бұрын

my favorite part of vrg is when he

@ghoultooth Ай бұрын

Fr I love when he

@sirdank2216 Ай бұрын

@@ghoultooth on god and then also whenever he

@fuzzzypurrr Ай бұрын

The amount of times that I laughed out loud during the meggings part oh my god

@promithiumsage3897 Ай бұрын

i live in Wisconsin, i have been to Appleton at least 5 times in my life. I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD AN AIRPORT!

@eq4742 Ай бұрын

“Beatboxing puppy” we all say in unison

@graciegugin8816 Ай бұрын

I need updates after these advice segments because I need to know if the twins find out who cracked their head open

@Cressyn Ай бұрын

We love you Kurtis

@cansuakgul3638 27 күн бұрын

this is my fav episode of VRG its so random and fun

@Hotcocee Ай бұрын

This interview is fire

@Riz30117 26 күн бұрын

LmAoOoOoO!🤣 DUDE! The "meggings master" segment just made this my favorite podcast of all time!!! 💀

@donywahlberg Ай бұрын

My wife organically got one your TikToks on her feed this week and she thought it was hilarious. Trying to create another fan over here, subtly, you can't force it.

@lemon33.36 Ай бұрын

The studio is back 🎉 and I’m early !!

@katsudon526 Ай бұрын

15:25 jeanetic

@user-xl8kj4lg2r Ай бұрын

I'm going to require everyone who attends my funeral wear meggings.

@Bbqbbq13 Ай бұрын

Yesterday I was watching this while cooking and my dad walked by and commented that I was cutting onions while watching some guy w a mullet LMAO 😭😭😭

@sunraysmith Ай бұрын

Listening to my favorite podcast as I work out

@quinnzel316 Ай бұрын

i love you the most kurtis

@earthtoeden8977 Ай бұрын

Literally just finished watching he last episode and I saw u posted and said YIPPEE

@leo-with-maple-syrup Ай бұрын

wooow you literally said "YIPPEE"?! /hj

@earthtoeden8977 Ай бұрын

@@leo-with-maple-syrup yea out loud 😭

@IanLang01 Ай бұрын

That classy new intro though!

@karismorris4803 Ай бұрын

just in time for lunch.. thank you kurtis

@stickbug9285 Ай бұрын

We love you Kurt boy

@clempunto4349 Ай бұрын

I was WAITING for that one as soon as I saw the kapow meggins on tiktok

@laurajaynenolan2149 Ай бұрын

19:21 that was way too funny to just move past 🤣🤣🤣

@ontanamay Ай бұрын

Your barbed wire tattoo with the knife is one of my favorites!

@ghoultooth Ай бұрын

It’s cursed by the twisty joint

@leinyvasquez1217 Ай бұрын

Finally we’re talking about meggings!!!

@novabirss Ай бұрын

he returns!

@Zali-cg2bv 25 күн бұрын

he looks quite dapper in those meggings with a suit top. Devilishly handsome, i must say!

@toyosibee.mp3 Ай бұрын

i fucking love the opening animation!!!!!!!!!!!

@sazonada Ай бұрын

I'm going to Appleton tomorrow. Dayum

@rivershaley Ай бұрын

never been to appleton WI, but i live near appleton NY and from what you’re describing they’re the exact same place

@evieiscool5641 Ай бұрын

I Love Kapow Meggings!!

@erikarizzo123 Ай бұрын

we’re so back😎

@sandieterracciano4352 Ай бұрын

Cassidy was awesome, I love her energy!!

@xoxomishka Ай бұрын

i'm a week late but i'm here to vote yes to kurtis buying meggings as well as being the alpha vampire werewolf in the next short tv installment

@shannondunne3060 Ай бұрын

Would kill for your take on watcher next time

@CicadaXiii Ай бұрын

The fact you think that the balls and hot dog can’t just live free in the Meggings leads me to believe you have never heard of David Bowie

@Annicamdw Ай бұрын

Kurtis says bagel like his name is Britta Perry

@lucuchen Ай бұрын

this dude was all over my fyp 😂 one day he just appeared & never really left...

@raeseph Ай бұрын

kurtis!!! please do a pootube segment about the watcher channel drama !!!(you’ll get to say ‘watcher? i hardly know her’)