Wattpad and its Consequences

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Yoyo this episodes a fun one! We go a deep dive into a shortstv series about a girl and a wolf?? who is also her teacher? and her step brother? Listen in!
0:00 intro
1:50 im an actor now! stream bulges
6:24 shorttv love story
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@sadie6339 2 ай бұрын

“St. Bulges Day” absolutely sounds like a story that was written on Wattpad about a gay Irish couple lmao

@sionashakyaver9662 2 ай бұрын

niall horan and saltburn man?

@meiisnothere 2 ай бұрын

saltburn man lmaooo

@theodosius7165 2 ай бұрын

deadass sounds like a jacksepticeye x markiplier wattpad fanfic

@CycoVision666 2 ай бұрын

@@theodosius7165God i forgot about those…

@27angreebeesaturdoor 2 ай бұрын

Niall Horan x Harry Styles one shot 🥰🩷

@crabkitty 2 ай бұрын

i threw my mousy brown hair up into a messy bun to watch this episode

@SharkUsingaComputer 2 ай бұрын

focusing my green orbs on the screen to watch this episode

@lolavsp 2 ай бұрын

then i fell down the stairs and broke my spinal cord only to find out my evil step mom SOLD ME TO ONE DIRECTION!

@DeerieMee 2 ай бұрын

TO PAY HER DEBTS!

@sambees7981 2 ай бұрын

@@lolavsp and then i found out that BTS ALSO WANTED TO BUY ME !! and the two boy bands started fighting for me……

@shiannafoxx 2 ай бұрын

Harry saw me reading at his concert AND ASKED ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND

@imoneareyou 2 ай бұрын

the acting is really making me feel like I’m watching lele pons coded npcs interact with each other

@jm0n3yy48 2 ай бұрын

what an excellent and accurate description

@uwu-iw7lo 2 ай бұрын

i kinda wish they’d leave this shit to preteen imagination lmao. it’s crazy how i’d die before admitting i read wattpad at like 12 & now our most embarrassing memories r just showing up on ur fyp with no warning

@fartyp4rty 2 ай бұрын

I KNOWWWW

@demonchildmina 2 ай бұрын

some of the most beautiful fictional love stories i have ever read were written by preteens on wattpad who were angry with the writers lmao

@demonchildmina 2 ай бұрын

will i ever tell someone that in person ??? no i will not

@murrenkelly3866 2 ай бұрын

Totally agree. The stuff my 13 year old self ate up would make me self implode right now, but I’m still glad little me got to appreciate it for what it was.

@elsvaughn7959 2 ай бұрын

Where were your parents?? There's SO MUCH decent lit. Why?!!

@brunacandida4232 2 ай бұрын

Why i am watching porn with a guy i dont know on the internet

@micahfoley9572 Ай бұрын

the real question is why isn't everyone else doing it?

@andrea-ht8xz 2 ай бұрын

my glowing orbs loved the new intro

@Kai_iax 2 ай бұрын

Forreal

@froggy5748 2 ай бұрын

Seeing this comment after being abducted by a glowing green orb hits different

@dafpunkythrashmanutz 2 ай бұрын

The unique and different strokes on the keys, it entranced my midnight view.

@katiey4005 2 ай бұрын

“summarize your middle school life in four words” “wattpad and its consequences”

@Annicamdw 2 ай бұрын

The concept for St Bulges Day cracks me up because Kurtis literally came up with it a few years ago in his video about Undercover Boss. He came up with the idea for a male version of Hooters called a “meatery”

@ZenythGamingKitchen 2 ай бұрын

I was literally rewarching that vid while scrolling insta and saw his announcement and laughed out loud I was like, did he come up with this?

@micahfoley9572 Ай бұрын

I was thinking "shooters" given the target audience. the sorta dudes who need to strap on a piece to go to subway lol

@bridgybun 2 ай бұрын

"what GHOUL did this to you?!" fucking GOT me for some reason 😂😂😂😂😂

@poogissploogis 2 ай бұрын

Lol the word ghoul always hits for me

@elwhite2130 2 ай бұрын

WAITT I SAW THIS AD TOO it was fucking wild to accidentally stumble upon in class

@Kai_iax 2 ай бұрын

I remember it too but thought it was a weird skit of tiktokers LMAAOO

@BelindaShort 2 ай бұрын

There's some really weird ads I get on Facebook for these romance stories that seemed like they were written by a 15 year old girl, and I think they were. They are also about werewolves and vampires

@Kai_iax 2 ай бұрын

@@BelindaShort plot twist: every ad is a stolen wattpad story that WAS written by a 15 y/o girl 🤔 /gq

@micahfoley9572 Ай бұрын

yo pay attention you, you're totally gonna need calculus someday

@ceterisparabolas 2 ай бұрын

Not enough diarrhea sounds

@friednoodles666 2 ай бұрын

Plzz idk why but the Adrian character somehow sounds and looks like a mildly yassified Jerma 😭😭

@chloecamille5390 2 ай бұрын

I thought he was hot then I read this comment and it ruined my day 😅

@zoie507 2 ай бұрын

@@chloecamille5390LMAO me too 😭

@ZaradkielArkAnghel 2 ай бұрын

Lmaoooo yes

@placeholderdoe 2 ай бұрын

“Ban that guy forever. I’m serious, ban that guy for like 5 minutes.”

@grampa.corybreshears Ай бұрын

😔

@sarahtrue98 2 ай бұрын

one of my friends was in that crazy alpha series💀 she’s the one who was staring directly at the camera LOL she got asked to fill in for an actor who dropped out the day before so it was a total last minute thing. she also usually models and doesn’t act, someone at a photo shoot asked her to join this project. imagine my surprise seeing that video on twitter and all of a sudden my friend walks into frame

@KristenZianourry2015 2 ай бұрын

Dude i baby sat in my late teens now has 4 mil on tiktok and the gold star on snap

@tanyatokareva1873 Ай бұрын

Her modeling experience explains that staring into the camera lol

@sarahtrue98 Ай бұрын

@@tanyatokareva1873 LOL true!!

@pixelgnarp 6 сағат бұрын

OH MY GOD 😭😭😭

@Sabbbri 2 ай бұрын

They took every possible trope they could fit from Ao3 and Wattpad, and then took all the little good things from each one of them

@mikhailaingram1213 2 ай бұрын

GUYS I WATCHED THIS WHOLE SHOW TODAY BC I HAD TO FINISH IT AFTER SEEING ALL THE ADS. bootlegged ofc I’m not paying $50 to watch it all. It’s wild as hell. Honestly none of it made sense and there were new plot devices literally every 20 seconds. It’s the modern version of those wild soap operas everyone used to be obsessed with. IF YOU WANT SPOILERS I WILL TELL YOU THE WHOLE PLOT BELOW ok so Chloe’s mom is getting with Adrian’s dad bc he’s rich. Adrian is both her soon to be stepbrother and also her professor. They hate each other and don’t want to live in the same house or have their parents get married. Chloe wants Adrian and herself to be seen together by their parents so they will break up. Adrian doesn’t like the plan but when he can’t resist Chloe she backs off and says it’s too much too fast. The blonde bully is randomly hateful to Chloe off and on for seemingly no reason. This is used as a constant plot point to show how strong their mating bond is. Adrian is alpha to the moonrise pack but explains none of this to Chloe basically the whole show. He calls her mate and luna and she’s like 🤔 wth is that? They go back and forth between hating and wanting each other. Her mom is awful and is money hungry for Adrian’s dads money and drugs her daughter TWICE in the show for no explained reason. Her mom does not want Chloe near Adrian at all romantically. Her mom becomes pregnant and marries Adrian’s dad- they are officially stepsibilings. Eventually they do succumb to their love/lust and are hiding their bond from their parents. An ally pack leaders daughter Vivienne tries to sway Adrian away from Chloe bc Chloe is human and not an ideal alphas mate. She is unsuccessful bc Adrian and Chloe’s bond is so strong 💪🏼. Also Chloe’s bff is a witch and is helping protect Chloe and Adrian. A big bad guy shows up named Peter who injured Adrian’s dad. Turns out Chloe’s mom was stepping out with bad guy Peter and it was his baby she was pregnant with. Peter literally slashed her throat and she is ki!!ed and discarded in 5 seconds. He was only using her to get to Adrian and his dad. He is defeated and Adrian and Chloe get married but omfg her dad who was a presumed deadbeat turns up and he is the leader of a rival pack and so Chloe is actually a werewolf. Chloe is pregnant and they know bc Adrian can sense it- the end!

@i_have_no.life. 2 ай бұрын

🐺❤️🐺🟰🤰🪄

@fullsundotcom 2 ай бұрын

TY SO MUCH i was itching to know how it ended !!

@AnnaRenee 2 ай бұрын

Wait when does she get sold for money I have to know haha

@itslitiz 2 ай бұрын

I just knew she was going to be a werewolf too!

@cassidy4668 2 ай бұрын

Doing gods work

@myball37 2 ай бұрын

my shining dark chocoolate brown orbs are glued to the screen

@sulesima 2 ай бұрын

When I (A Finnish person) tried to find Kurtis' Bulges show from google, the first results were 'Battle of the Bulge' and 'Malmedy massacre' Wikipedia articles. Me: I want to see that Canadian St. Bulges comedy special. Google: We got Bulges at home. Bulges at home: "The Battle of the Bulge, also known as the Ardennes Offensive, was a major German offensive campaign on the Western Front during World War II which took place from 16 December 1944 to 25 January 1945."

@callmelasagne1583 2 ай бұрын

FELLOW FIN

@sulesima 2 ай бұрын

@@callmelasagne1583 We should both send a request to Yle to get St. Bulges Day. Ilman bulgea en voi eläääää

@irinman3225 2 ай бұрын

15:54 actually crying laughing at kurtis saying "screaming" instead of streaming, then like 5 seconds later saying "divoice" instead of divorce

@whiteparachute 2 ай бұрын

Holy shit the paramedic bit was absolutely killing me bro "NAME THE GHOUL THAT DID THIS"

@Ilyfrd13 2 ай бұрын

i was once addicted to wattpad

@lawliet6910 2 ай бұрын

Parent: we have Neil Breen at home Neil Breen at home:

@scarletib 2 ай бұрын

"divoice" is another one for those kurtis conner messing up words compilations lollllllll

@vendiagram7425 2 ай бұрын

The alpha werewolf step-brother professor starting to glow like Ultraman at 32:39 is killing me like what

@DOraShRuu 2 ай бұрын

I'm still losing my mind over it

@jennysomething3666 2 ай бұрын

Who's kink are glowing guys thats the question

@dontbother2knock 2 ай бұрын

bruh an hour long main channel video??? dinner is about to be good 🙏🏽

@chloelabit-vr6tm 2 ай бұрын

kurt has literally the best timing

@wriggleby 2 ай бұрын

Read timing as thing and spent an embarrassingly long amount of time trying to figure out what you meant

@lemon3060 2 ай бұрын

@@wrigglebyliterally same 😭

@wriggleby 2 ай бұрын

@@lemon3060 he literally has the best thing

@woogiestorm9077 2 ай бұрын

Fr bc i went and watched that whole shorttv show before he talked abt it...

@sagelouisee 2 ай бұрын

I’m cleaning my closet this is awesome

@citruscarnival 2 ай бұрын

Good luck!! Slay!!

@emfromneptune 2 ай бұрын

that show is so k-drama coded

@gracie20 2 ай бұрын

I was gonna say this when he was talking about the 8 different slo-mo angles of the same shot lmao

@vlad5042 2 ай бұрын

was googling about it, apparently its a chinese app originally. they were making the same style of content as basically short form low budget cdramas and ig they recently expanded into english language shows

@solangelo_klanceicantdecide 2 ай бұрын

"Oh no, shes with pregnant"

@jellyy716 2 ай бұрын

Actually this might be worse than a wattpad story

@fionamacintyre1077 2 ай бұрын

OH SO YOU’RE GOING TO PROPOSE ONTO YOUR KNEES ON ONE KNEE AND PROPOSING WITH WEDDING, NOT ALLOWED FOR YOU, BUT CHLOE CANNOT HOPE YOU’RE NOT HAVE KIDS, OH NO SHE’S PREGNANT

@tash3291 2 ай бұрын

STOP THIS WAS SO FUNNY😭 I thought it was just me getting those ads I literally fkn deleted tiktok because of them💀

@panpan_pokan 2 ай бұрын

All of these short films and series must all have AI generated scripts,,, soooo horrifically dystopian thank you Kurtis for drawing attention to how janky and weird the dialogue is, and how everything is just an amalgamation of other media/a copy paste of itself a thousand times over 😭😭😭😭

@jonathancunjak2362 2 ай бұрын

3 views after 13 seconds? You really haven't fallen off! Keep going, you're doing great!

@testmeat 2 ай бұрын

💀

@itsjustme7450 2 ай бұрын

Solo podcasting is like a low intensity long distance event for freestyle rapping

@loveerinnicole 2 ай бұрын

Had to pause the pod multiple times to scream and cry from second-hand embarrassment- Excellent work, Kurt ! 😁

@elwhite2130 2 ай бұрын

I was just finishing up a different episode thinking to myself........Man, I need another episode soon.

@wakeuplen 2 ай бұрын

BABE WAKE UP VERY REALLY GOOD PODCAST UPLOAD 🗣️🗣️

@erdalersin619 2 ай бұрын

Bro no way kurtis just missed the opportunity to say "he got hit by a monster truck" smh he disappointed me fr

@malimyer9959 2 ай бұрын

i have to say rolled oats to myself when i watch the intro now

@Annicamdw 2 ай бұрын

Real 😭😭

@shaemaali2458 2 ай бұрын

ah can’t wait to meet my professor, stepbrother, werewolf, billionaire bf🥰

@buttanbirisirik 2 ай бұрын

THE WAY HE GUESSES THE HE IS HALF WEREWOLF LMAO

@Rerererererhys 2 ай бұрын

This would’ve been the perfect episode to have Brittany broski on

@internalclorox7010 2 ай бұрын

The plot of this seems like it was written in the episodes game. It’s a level even below wattpad.

@Isabel-ee4ty 2 ай бұрын

My ponytail quivered when I saw Curtis posted

@jetbolster 2 ай бұрын

"I'm seriously wounded and pretty much useless right now" has gotta be the most insane shit ive ever heard

@jodob923 2 ай бұрын

“Don’t say a word” “Okay what do I do now?” Girl… you couldn’t even do the one thing he told you to 😂

@haileyvines9171 2 ай бұрын

15:42 how were you not pissing your pants laughing at the *boing* 💀💀

@izzylynn8632 2 ай бұрын

this is what i imagine the acotar show is gonna be like

@krissyhenderson4089 2 ай бұрын

For real lol

@Void_14167 2 ай бұрын

It’s always a good day when a VRG episode drops 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

@boyadrian 2 ай бұрын

As a ginger Adrian this was awful for me to experience thanks lol 😅

@liana3147 2 ай бұрын

Dying at the messed up sentences 😂😂 23:59

@kacheekyy 2 ай бұрын

i got that ad, i did watch the entire thing. lol

@citruscarnival 2 ай бұрын

Oooh new logo slay what the fart! Nice music intro. I will shower and listen now lol

@citruscarnival 2 ай бұрын

Maybe I'm first btw. Lmao I'm a whole child

@woogiestorm9077 2 ай бұрын

What the fart 😊😊

@testmeat 2 ай бұрын

What the fart 😊😊

@wriggleby 2 ай бұрын

What the fart 😊😊

@cas_idy6940 2 ай бұрын

What the fart 😊😊

@nyatawia 2 ай бұрын

you got me hooked on alphas love ngl adrian got me actin up

@Kai_iax 2 ай бұрын

New intro is absolutely insane i love it, the eyes getting red and the background jazz was heaattt😩‼️

@Corarii 2 ай бұрын

as someone extremely online who frequented shit like tumblr and deviant art its unreal watching shit like abo become mainstream and marketable. it used to be such a niche thing and i think it became a meme and then more popular to the point that its marketable.

@chloecamille5390 2 ай бұрын

It's not really abo though there's no gender swapping/pregnancy fetish stuff. Just weird werewolf romance stuff.

@Corarii 2 ай бұрын

⁠@@chloecamille5390youre so right, too straight for abo

@chloecamille5390 2 ай бұрын

@@Corarii just to clarify I think abo can be fine I'm just pedantic about terms and I'm old so I read actual physical wolf romance books. The gender expression stuff is cool for other people, I like my romance to be simple and no thoughts head empty stuff with little to no Discourse lmao

@NotyourMac 2 ай бұрын

At first I thought is was an ad from hooked again

@beepbeepcasucha 2 ай бұрын

Opening scene has ginger man wearing a towel? And he has to hide? If I had a nickel..

@jetbolster 2 ай бұрын

I'd just love to know what the purpose of these tropes were. If he's her professor, (I assume in college) he's probably at least like 10 years older than her. If he's also her step brother, why do the people at her school assume she's sleeping with him.

@bennie3591 2 ай бұрын

i saw this thread on twitter and immediately thought of tagging you and others tagged you too!! i’m glad you covered it bc i got really invested in the whole thread series for a while

@Pvtjoker122 2 ай бұрын

Yes we love to hear hour long videos !! Can't wait

@eeeemmmmm 2 ай бұрын

I’m so glad I found your podcast! 💕

@evelynschlukebir7661 2 ай бұрын

I’m both amazed and angered that I’ve lived to watch The Walter Boys go from a Wattpad original story, to a paperback copy in my school library, AND NOW A NETFLIX ADAPTATION?

@livvyyyyyyyyyyy 2 ай бұрын

I want to watch the “st bulges day” special but I’m not Canadian 😭

@cynthias8210 2 ай бұрын

lol all I can think of is “I have purse, I have hat on head” 😂

@minggartroy545 2 ай бұрын

My glowing blue orbs loved this episode

@Ridmey 2 ай бұрын

Ive been getting so many of those ads on my fyp, every time i saw them i was thinking “wow i hope Kurtis/danny/drew will make a video abt this” you have no idea how fast i clicked this video! Lol

@Nessagaa 2 ай бұрын

Bro why was he getting his knob slorped AND NOT STOPPING WHENNHIS MOM WALKS IN I’m scarred😭😭

@xjshbsmdiuz 2 ай бұрын

OMG STOP a few days ago i got the short TV ad and immediately thought of ur videos kurtis

@tessadeutsch277 2 ай бұрын

Picturing Kurtis in the omegaverse is wild

@milo1773 2 ай бұрын

tysm for releasing a new long video right around the time when my midterm grades come out as a second semester junior 😭

@acidxangel6243 2 ай бұрын

I would love you to react to more of these shorttv videos. I was cry laughing at this

@tonirae8462 2 ай бұрын

i can't believe i was this quick omg i love ur vids kurt !

@Cowboy_Frog 2 ай бұрын

Please do a series on a bunch of these. They’re so bad and I love watching you tear them apart.

@juliasam3065 2 ай бұрын

I just found your podcast and I wanted 2 say that your voice and vibe is very calming and I hope you take no offense but I do use your videos as white noise to sleep because it's one of the few videos I can watch that has a steady consistent tone. I'm glad I found this content :]

@NotyourMac 2 ай бұрын

THANK YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT THESE ADDS

@hannarose7073 2 ай бұрын

Are we not gonna talk about how he’s a professor but still lives at home? 😭

@beepbeepcasucha 2 ай бұрын

I was thinking about this!! Even if he was broke wouldn't his daddy buy him his own apartment? Chloe could still live w him on the basis of them going to the same uni every day

@lazysureman 2 ай бұрын

this is such a kurtis moment

@bammythegreat 2 ай бұрын

cant wait for my alpha chad vampire wolf step dad teacher brother to come sweep me off my feet 😻

@makayrussell5523 2 ай бұрын

YASSS LOUISVILLE!! see u soon (seeing you is my birthday gift to myself i’m so excited)

@magz8849 2 ай бұрын

Not me remembering my watt pad days. I won community awards for my fan fiction 😅😭

@Fruity_peanutbuttercup9 2 ай бұрын

As some one who enjoys wattpad I'm scared

@tiffanirobison1869 2 ай бұрын

I need to be asleep but I stead I am giggling at this absolute golden content

@tims_adventures 2 ай бұрын

Kurtis you help me make my bed every day with the podcast so thanks :3

@jaimecoppa8017 2 ай бұрын

this episode had me cackling the whole time omfg I can't believe what I'm watching

@user-ld7yw1vy5t 2 ай бұрын

if my parents told me they were getting a “dEvOIce” i would have laughed more than i did at what they actually said

@Anna-19928 2 ай бұрын

I’m seriously wounded and pretty much useless right now watching this

@MM.1111 2 ай бұрын

You have no idea how hard I’ve been laughing I love this podcast

@graciehansen3554 2 ай бұрын

i got 6 different eps of this as ads and it hooked me

@greta2514 2 ай бұрын

so glad i’m not the only one who was seeing those shorttv videos

@ShelleyWallis3 2 ай бұрын

KURTIS CONNER WEARING A BROWNS SHIRT

@averyjohnson6500 2 ай бұрын

So excited to see you next weekend in Louisville❤

@whatareswearwords 2 ай бұрын

I would NEVER confess (besides for rn) that I was on Wattpad at 11-13 just cause how embarrassed I am abt it 💀

@whatareswearwords 2 ай бұрын

it was all da fiction with no smut guys don’t worry 🙏

@emilyreis6486 21 күн бұрын

The short tv love story part has me in tears 😭

@laurajaynenolan2149 2 ай бұрын

I haven’t watched in a while because I’ve been working a lot but coming back feels like seeing my favourite cousin at the family barbecue hahaha it’s great to be back 😊