The Most BS Martial Artists Ever - Fake Kung Fu, Fake Chi, Fake Karate Breakdown

Рет қаралды 3,590,517

Күн бұрын

Every time I look online, I see more of these hilarious techniques. I hope they're from last century. In this age of internet, you have no excuse to fall for this type of BS. In any case, I hope you enjoy my sense of humor. I know that I have an annoying laugh ;) Either way, human imagination is amazing, so learn to separate fact from fiction. Let me know in the comments what was your favorite!
Timecodes
0:00 Russian Choriok
0:41 Russian moshpit boxing?
1:18 Fake chi master
2:06 Russian Choriok returns
2:37 Fake master caught on live television
3:01 Dragon Ball Z move
3:13 YMCA mcdojo
3:50 Soundwave dim mak fail
Leave a comment, press a like, and please send the channel more stuff to watch and analyze. Love you all! Please consider becoming a channel member or becoming a Patron: / fightcommentarybreakdowns
Please subscribe for more!
Here's the martial arts comedy playlist: • Martial Arts Humor And...
#commentary #breakdowns #funnymoments

Пікірлер: 5 400

@FightCommentary 6 жыл бұрын

To see us examine the first master's techniques: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/n7GmnpR83dDSmpc.html Thank you all for your hilarious comments! Glad you were entertained by this comedic critique ;) Also, thank you so much for letting me know that YMCA means Young Man's Christian Association ;) Shoutout viewer Markus Puschert for saying it's: not tiger. actually it´s "taiga" ^^ That vietnamese guy that we were roasting was actually covered by McDojoLife in 2023: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gcyGg5SGss3Tl3k.html To see more hilarious videos critiquing funny techniques, please go here: kzfaq.info/sun/PLtdbPxlsaM_mrpN75fQtCa3lUO5DM4Py5 Or here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hNKGncKknK6Ydnk.html

@GrimReaper-vr8hc 6 жыл бұрын

This is so fucking annoying make me cringe and want to kill my self. WTF is this. 😒😕😫😫😫😫😫😦 So shit

@GrimReaper-vr8hc 6 жыл бұрын

and that fucking Chi power shit. Good Lord it's stupid. Good luck in a real fight.

@starforgesabers 6 жыл бұрын

Fight Commentary Breakdowns YMCA- Young Mans Christian Association, otherwise known as not the place to learn martial arts. Heck one of the biggest things I teach on practicing kata, when we do kata, is everyone goes at the same pace and everyone stays together. Not really sure why they all looked like that sweat suit cult with black belts either.

@lathialilith 6 жыл бұрын

make a video about indonesian silat please. some of em including me can throw a person 2meters away without touching em

@davemarx7856 6 жыл бұрын

People buy black belts and explain that they will knock out the yoga instructor if he tries to make it an issue.

@h8tingit 5 жыл бұрын

"Empty your mind, be formless, be shapeless, like vodka. Put vodka into cup, becomes cup..... be vodka my friend." ~Bruce Leebrewski.

@mondrianeuse 5 жыл бұрын

best comment i've seen in a long time haha good one

@xy6830 5 жыл бұрын

h8tingit I think they're showing the wrong Russian dubbing of that part😂😂

@jawieceniza9137 5 жыл бұрын

I read it in a russian accent.

@TijiSan 5 жыл бұрын

You put vodka on fire it becomes the smoke like the fire

@deplorablepatriot8697 5 жыл бұрын

Jawie Ceniza I read it in Ukraine accent you mad ?

@ajaxsf 4 жыл бұрын

You know what I want to see? Two masters of two different "no-touch" martial arts go up against each other.

@E-101-Beta 4 жыл бұрын

The universe would implode.

@L3GHO5T 4 жыл бұрын

Esso when I got my 100th degree black belt in chi I had to fight another chi master but the two energy’s acting against one another cancels it out so we stood there for 9 minutes nothing happened

@obrfuhrmarin 4 жыл бұрын

you know what, they just stare each other doing nothing, they let the chi fought by them self

@jiixybaloba9592 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaah

@alohorung 4 жыл бұрын

That would be too dangerous. I would not recommend. lol

@Gilmaris 4 жыл бұрын

"How do they all have black belts"? Easy: Yellow belt is for signing up Green belt is for showing up Blue belt is for staying for a whole session ...and black belt is when your cheque has cleared.

@FightCommentary 4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAH ;)

@theVOICE0f1 4 жыл бұрын

Well put

@keegan773 4 жыл бұрын

Gilmaris Cynical.....but true.😂😂😂😂

@mutant0177 3 жыл бұрын

It all fun okay. But do you know that not every black belt (in all systems) means it is a master degree?

@duanscott2490 3 жыл бұрын

I'd look at it more from the free pizza or free sandwich promotion standpoint. After you've paid X amount of dollars you get a free colored belt. The color of the free belt depends on how much $ you've paid. When you reach black belt $ you actually get a second belt free. Just pay separate shipping.

@mikeleschber33 4 жыл бұрын

That last guy had chi....cheeseburger that is

@user-mo4fn8ic4h 4 жыл бұрын

Chi.... with CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!

@zhandoumartialarts5113 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha chi chi cheeeezee burgers

@user-fw3wl6rv1v 4 жыл бұрын

Become with the cheeseburger

@ZZMOKIN 4 жыл бұрын

How about the Chinese chub in the blue shirt, Master Hu Ait Mai Kake.

@fraudmartialartsandpaperti4110 4 жыл бұрын

Check this one kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iddiZauc3ZiwhKM.html

@4homemail 4 жыл бұрын

The most intriguing part is people actually pay to learn these.

@1968usaf 4 жыл бұрын

Probably good exercise, but useless in a real fight. These so-called "masters" are as phony as psychics and televangelists.

@MrDude180 4 жыл бұрын

@@1968usaf I highly doubt these people are even getting solid workouts in

@KaeYoss 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and they, when they, drunk on their own power, get in a real fight, they get their ass kicked.

@oantar3397 4 жыл бұрын

Sham artists

@chrono8233 4 жыл бұрын

I would go just for a laugh.

@danielsancoy1954 6 жыл бұрын

He is not fat, he is full of chi.

@martinpearce6555 6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sancoy don't you mean tight cheese!

@fedorlenz5658 6 жыл бұрын

U mean he is full of CHIT

@devintariel3769 6 жыл бұрын

As someone said he could be called Chuck Porridge

@Jacobson47 6 жыл бұрын

Full of chi-tos

@gedeyogam9096 6 жыл бұрын

Frank casTLE carefull...he might eat you

@princeekeson12 4 жыл бұрын

If I were to get into a fight with one of these guys I would break down in hysterical laughter...So I guess these fighting techniques are effective. 😂😂😂😂

@markeezbaroon2033 4 жыл бұрын

Ye they try to kill you using laughter.

@dan52ish 4 жыл бұрын

The snake mantis is a great technique against children and wheelchair bound midgets.

@Fat_Vegan 5 жыл бұрын

Nowadays you can get a black belt through a vending machine

@defenseagainststalking 5 жыл бұрын

I buy mine at Walmart

@bakeshoprecords7690 5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha @Clubber Lang

@baqikenny 5 жыл бұрын

anywhere online man, 50 bucks well made, brand new, custom stitched name with legit counterfeit photo ID too

@americasmostinfamoustv94 5 жыл бұрын

I got mine at Goodwill

@zPulsar 5 жыл бұрын

Yes, this is true for a lot of bullshit arts like Taekwondo, etc. I train in traditional kung fu and we base our training only on self defense. Our black belts tests are something you need to prepare physically for. 4 hours of intense workout, them without a break, while you're dehydrated and fatigued you show all your techniques and must make them work or you get beat as if it was you getting jumped. That is how you should earn a black belt!

@faznyc1 5 жыл бұрын

Grand Master Smirnoff

@Jeff-ir2ee 5 жыл бұрын

Now I want to make a KZfaq video just so I can use this as a name of a character in the show.

@faznyc1 5 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget to give me s shout out lol

@PredatorPeyami 5 жыл бұрын

Smirnoff is a bullshit european vodka

@user-tr7yz1lp2d 5 жыл бұрын

Stolichnaya Cup

@charlesmendez4686 5 жыл бұрын

You guys are killn me 😂😂😂😂

@scooby3ce 4 жыл бұрын

That last dude didn’t even have karate pants on he had adidas Pants on😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@angelonoahcarrisa 4 жыл бұрын

4:05 is because she threw him an invisible hamburger

@markeezbaroon2033 4 жыл бұрын

They communicate on another level ... He take a nap after invisible hamburger.

@cjnance008 4 жыл бұрын

That reporter didn't accidentally reveal anything. He was trying to expose the BS and succeeded. And I am here for all of it!

@Enum4el1sh 5 жыл бұрын

Crouching tiger shiting dragon

@0ldCat 4 жыл бұрын

shiTTing*

@bronxbigtimersentertainmen5147 4 жыл бұрын

Виктор Верхейден lmao

@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s 4 жыл бұрын

Crappy tiger, shitty dragon.

@nickmakaia5166 4 жыл бұрын

Shitty tiger diarrhoea dragon

@bandoelsarkas1321 4 жыл бұрын

Crunchy Tiger Crispy Dragon

@1duskyknight 4 жыл бұрын

Do not watch the glass, or you will miss all the heavenly Smirnoff.

@procheathepitai 4 жыл бұрын

Its 2020 and this showed up on my feed. Way to start the new year with a LOL.

@Luxman010 6 жыл бұрын

When you suck at something and your friends and family Keep telling you that you are the best they have seen. This is what happens.

@FightCommentary 6 жыл бұрын

Yep :)

@tenhirankei 6 жыл бұрын

They're supposed to be the ones that can call on doing stupid.

@xhairs6123 6 жыл бұрын

Or you end up on America's got talent.

@FortniteKid-jm7gx 5 жыл бұрын

Or other got talent shows.

@SEEYAIAYE 6 жыл бұрын

Pssh phonies, my local sensei at Yoga class told me he wasn't allowed to enter the UFC because he was too deadly.

@truesurvivor6963 6 жыл бұрын

SEE YAI AYE you should have punched his for saying that.

@binodmenahihu8104 6 жыл бұрын

"sensei at yoga class"...?????? What on earth are you learning bro... And when did yoga become a martial art..??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SEEYAIAYE 6 жыл бұрын

The joke Your head

@VagaBond376 6 жыл бұрын

Lol someone didn't understand the sarcasm

@mortvald 6 жыл бұрын

Cheli Lombi Yoga was derived from a martial art "Kalaripayatu" It's just a stretching routine, they also used to use natural oils and medicine.

@jesseharrold1812 3 жыл бұрын

3:04 I can actually vouch for this one. This looks like goju ryu karate, which relies on strong, grounded stances and quick, powerful strikes to the upper body and head. This kata is pretty much a stance and breathing exercise.

@chrischris1722 3 ай бұрын

Thanks Steven-sensei

@LOLLYPOPPE Ай бұрын

Lol

@OmegaxPrime 4 жыл бұрын

Easily one of my top 10 favorite videos of all time. These are amazing, do any of them have a promo with the local scientology chapter?

@trueman9299 4 жыл бұрын

The reason the guy fell down in the last clip is because the girl shouted ' I'm gonna tell my dad what you did !

@alexiachimciuc3199 4 жыл бұрын

You baaad 😁

@justinj3340 4 жыл бұрын

I've met this guy before, you're not far off 😬

@buffalowick8003 4 жыл бұрын

@@justinj3340 holy shit please continue. What was he like?

@andrewhensley3808 4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@blankfaces256 4 жыл бұрын

She well enjoyed slapping his neck, he felt that second one too. His face was like bruh

@awaismir8008 6 жыл бұрын

The reporter broke the block in half.. as soon as that happend I knew.. that the reporter was also a kungfoo master..

@ahmedsoliman7221 5 жыл бұрын

@kofikeelson2493 4 жыл бұрын

What makes this great. Is your narration. You're really funny...😆

@AaronJZY 4 жыл бұрын

4:04 Wow. That is scary stuff He had a heart attack when she started her form

@melvintate8186 4 жыл бұрын

Fake and he's a black belt ?

@thekneebreaker4790 4 жыл бұрын

I would collapse right into her bed

@nightrider5109 4 жыл бұрын

Loved the last clip Sensai McDonalds ! Outta breath from talking

@lvlupent.7334 4 жыл бұрын

"not from any chi but cus hes fat" 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@ob160 3 жыл бұрын

His assistant Samantha is cute tho

@shooting3km 6 жыл бұрын

One day that girl's going to have a real attacker and the invisible chi ball she throws will have no effect and can't believe it didn't work

@johnbell4489 6 жыл бұрын

Patrick Chavez Just carry a tazer gun or 🔫.

@mega1971tron 6 жыл бұрын

So true

@kayneassasin 5 жыл бұрын

don't be so sure, the attacker might laugh himself to death!

@RickNadal 4 жыл бұрын

YMCA: Young Men Christian Association

@JediWitness2 4 жыл бұрын

I think it's Young Men's Club of America

@auburtengland6275 4 жыл бұрын

This is so funny I can't stop laughing great commentary

@jaytea3613 6 жыл бұрын

The first guy's pop and lock skills are 100!!!!!

@DUB_87 6 жыл бұрын

Jay Tea-IKR I thought he was doing a Michael Jackson impression. XD

@iTheGeo 6 жыл бұрын

I rofled

@khangngo16 6 жыл бұрын

Thought he was having a spasm

@tmobileirledd2218 6 жыл бұрын

All that was missing was the boom box and cardboard.

@cowlico 6 жыл бұрын

Jay Tea pop lock hahaha

@aivan_sison 4 жыл бұрын

4:09 when someone with bad breath talks to you

@m_i_g_5108 4 жыл бұрын

Literally all of us have bad breath after eating. Unless you eat nothing but plants. 😂

@wastedpotential6650 4 жыл бұрын

Mig 28 take some mints bro they work

@m_i_g_5108 4 жыл бұрын

@@wastedpotential6650 Sorry, I don't know what to say. I'm not used to replying to comments that don't add to or refute the previous comments. I guess I should reply with a meme?

@wastedpotential6650 4 жыл бұрын

Mig 28 maybe I have no clue 😂

@m_i_g_5108 4 жыл бұрын

@@wastedpotential6650 😂

@b0llos 2 жыл бұрын

you're commentary is very funny. subscribed

@kingj521 Жыл бұрын

I still watch this dude TILL THIS DAY!! TILL THIS DAY!!!!!

@shadowfox8425 5 жыл бұрын

Hey Crouching Comrade Hidden Vodka is the deadliest of Kung Fu

@masonkane5884 5 жыл бұрын

in the early 90s I went to a local dojo because they offered some exotic styles and I was interested in learning mantis style kung fu. At the time I already had several years of training in both Tae Kwon Do and Isshin Ryu Karate under my belt (forgive the pun), but I didn't mention that to them. I asked if I could observe one of their courses and they were kind enough to allow me to watch one of their "advanced" classes. Even though I was not familiar with the style were training it was painfully obvious that not one person there knew what the hell they were doing. After the class when they tried to get me to sign up I flatly told them that I wouldn't even consider giving them my money and they threatened to call the police on me. lol

@Titantr0n 5 жыл бұрын

On the grounds of saying uncomfortable things? You should have challenged the guy in charge, it would have been such a laugh.

@Aracne80 5 жыл бұрын

I can only agree with Titantron here. A threat like that would ask for a challenge. And for the sake of your Community - expose them.

@mickymickymike4105 5 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at this comment lol. You were witnessing a cult, my friend. Thank God you made it out alive.

@bluehornet197 5 жыл бұрын

I have met a number of martial.art schools like this, before the class is done I challenge the teacher if I think it's total bs I have had teachers threaten to call the cops on me cause of my challenges but most of them have challenged me to see how good I am I don't tell them what I have done in the past and its always great to see the students beg you to teach them instead of there teacher 😂😂😂

@kohtenkreuz661 5 жыл бұрын

I call bullshit on that.

@stllda909 4 жыл бұрын

Dude...LOL. This is the funniest commentary I've heard in a long time. Keep 'em comin'...LOL

@ATUS1213 4 жыл бұрын

I like your commentary 🤣🤣. And here I have read some of the best comments ever. It made my day. Thank you creative people.

@Docinaplane 6 жыл бұрын

Some of these are pretty wack! However, when I see the group classes working out so poorly, I feel sad for the students because I'm sure most of them have the desire and ability to learn legitimate martial arts.

@LetsTryEverything 6 жыл бұрын

Yep. They just need good teachers. When I did Kung Fu, I felt so frustrated because I could tell the instruction sucked. Wish I discovered MMA as a teen. I would've been much healthier in the mind.

@strawhatironpp7524 6 жыл бұрын

it really is sad when the bs artists target young audiences. it just harms them.

@meerak7973 6 жыл бұрын

And now you understand how some really trained guy can just come up and fight the whole dojo just like in the bruce lee movies. Hell even I could go up there and kick half of the peoples but inculding the master.

@NewBodyContact 6 жыл бұрын

The group class at about 3:25 are doing a set pattern in taekwondo. It's an advanced pattern but it's completely legit. Their master must have wanted everyone to learn it although it's for the higher belts. Just because you don't see what they're doing doesn't mean they're fucking around

@AnthonyKravitz 6 жыл бұрын

Would be funny to see an actual fighter to find one of these "masters" and humiliate them in front of their whole class. Edit: nevermind. Just found videos of it. Lmao.

@bboy1481 6 жыл бұрын

The people that dislike this video practice these styles.

@toniomiklo2406 6 жыл бұрын

Actually, I think that there are some people out there that think that by giving a down vote to a video, they sanction the clowns that video tries to make fun of, as opposed to the video. So, actually they like the video but are just a little confused.

@aminebrahmi8034 6 жыл бұрын

bboy1481 ...i do kung fu...i can kick your ass am pretty sure of that and i didn't deslike the vid cuz these pple know nothing about the art they supposed to be doing

@himissgivemeperfectplease8318 6 жыл бұрын

bboy1481 eyyyy bboy

@davidchan1012 6 жыл бұрын

Actually, I think that there are some people who are angry that he called the fake Vietnamese martial art singaporean

@4ebees 6 жыл бұрын

@amine HITMAN. Please return when you have a better bizarro language to English translation app

@DJEmirMixtapes 4 жыл бұрын

Only in DUNE can they project their voice and kill like that :) Mua-Dibe

@Heli4213 4 жыл бұрын

This is so funny I was trying to paint a straight line on some trim after watching this and couldn't. You guys are great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@andyappleton3353 4 жыл бұрын

That first guy reminds me of Arthur Fleck dancing in Joker.

@crujones4046 4 жыл бұрын

Andy Appleton. Hahahahaha right on!

@andyappleton3353 3 жыл бұрын

@Patrice Bateman He's obviously highly skilled. I heard he once killed an opponent through a Zoom match over the phone.

@josueeliascamargo9388 4 жыл бұрын

3:14 it is supposed an I repeat "supposed" to be the kata "Kanku-Dai" but it is been executed so poorly than only white belts trying to imitate higher ranks would do it that way (maybe not even them); and these are supposed to be the higher ranks... my goodness

@themilesinkorea Жыл бұрын

Awe-inspiring! Does anyone know where I can sign up for this club, like, do they teach all of this to the students?

@Groomsman 4 жыл бұрын

Watching this in 2019, still funny

@FightCommentary 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@Adam.Rushing 4 жыл бұрын

@@FightCommentary I can't believe you answer comments 2 years later! Good youtuber there!

@MLBBInfoShort 5 жыл бұрын

Vodka-Fu

@rogervogel2771 5 жыл бұрын

I hundred yh

@jawieceniza9137 5 жыл бұрын

*vod fu

@pena8306 5 жыл бұрын

in soviet russia vodka drinks you

@w4rd204 5 жыл бұрын

Slav maga

@cozen9673 5 жыл бұрын

fake fu

@richardseaton1570 4 жыл бұрын

Bear in mind, the one at 3.23 isn't fake because it's in a multipurpose room or that everyone's working in their own time. Oftentimes it's easier to just book a place regularly then buy, own and maintain your own building just for weekly classes. Also Kata's aren't group synchronized dancing. They're individual sequences of routines. That's the sign people actually know what they're doing there, when they're working in their own time to get it as right as they can. The idea that a martial arts class has to look good to be valid is dangerous, because often the best looking ones are not effective.

@ocarinajourney5374 Жыл бұрын

I agree. In fact, it looks like this is Kushanku that they're performing.

@jimjam1766 Жыл бұрын

The reporter is actually a martial arts master

@knightofthewhitecameleon4645 6 жыл бұрын

The mantis hands guy didn’t get his kicks above the knee. Which leads me to believe he will be fighting children which is probably a good match for him.

@zom956 6 жыл бұрын

Knight of the white Cameleon yesss my fav

@imaginationdan-479 6 жыл бұрын

Wait, are you saying he can take on a child?

@-yeme- 4 жыл бұрын

that first guy is great I really like him. theres one video of him sparring with his dog, its awesome.

@Heli4213 7 ай бұрын

You guys are so funny. Make more videos. You make my day

@gameclips880 3 жыл бұрын

I love how your actually reacting to this🤣

@saulgarcia7083 4 жыл бұрын

The Russian guy looks like he’s dancing techno

@Dee1983x 6 жыл бұрын

1:38 that's something Peter Griffin would do 😅😅😅

@najiibrahim4069 4 жыл бұрын

Dude I laughed till I got tears in my eyes your so fucking funny especially when the chi master transferred chi I was dying

@davidantonsavage6207 4 жыл бұрын

YMCA = young men's christian association

@bendover2684 4 жыл бұрын

Fist of Jesus

@franco_spams-l2922 4 жыл бұрын

Christianity?? How does that have to do with this

@dolantrimp1691 4 жыл бұрын

It's fun to stay at the young men's christian association.

@JediWitness2 4 жыл бұрын

@@franco_spams-l2922 - It was founded on 6 June 1844 by Sir George Williams in London, originally as the Young Men's Christian Association and aims to put Christian principles into practice by developing a healthy "body, mind, and spirit"

@davidantonsavage6207 4 жыл бұрын

@@franco_spams-l2922 the guy doing the commentary, actually asks what YMCA stands for.

@joelmoura2150 5 жыл бұрын

Great actors...they won an Oscar already

@TrippedTheFuckOut 5 жыл бұрын

3:30 i guess its the YMCA-McDojo! LOL

@ojewchannel7905 4 жыл бұрын

Good content, keep it up 👍

@richieevans8617 4 жыл бұрын

THANKS I NEEDED THIS LOL

@_chonkywoofwoof 5 жыл бұрын

4:00 the girl is dragonborn.

@lm2193 4 жыл бұрын

4:09 he should join Hollywood. wasted talent.

@0ldCat 4 жыл бұрын

His gut almost tips him over, so he's leaning back to counter the gravitational pull of the lard sack 😂 No Chi can handle that fat-ass gut 😐

@darilcaldwell31 4 жыл бұрын

Hey fight commentary how do you figure it's fake how do we know if the style you teach is ligitimate

@gideonchanjiyan6541 3 жыл бұрын

Bro that wasn't Singaporean 😂😂. I'm insulted

@INGATDOSA-yz7ne 3 жыл бұрын

Singapore dont do that shit hha

@whitninyo2525 5 жыл бұрын

When you walk up to a chick in the club and wanna impress her with the moves 0:03-0:10 💀💀

@Explorshon123 5 жыл бұрын

Some of these, like at 3:07 are just students doing kata. Kata actually does have it's uses and value in martial arts. Not to say you are going to use an exact full kata to defend yourself but moves from kata can be used in a real situation and kata is a good way to practise balance, perfect cerain techniques at a slow speed first and then be able to speed up the technique during actual self defense, strengthen the body and master controlled breathing (which is helpful to manage fear, nervousness and enable better stamina). By the way, this is coming from someone who does think there is a lot of traditional rubbish littering some martial arts that do not work and just look flashy.

@bluehornet197 5 жыл бұрын

Kata does not teach you self defence unless it has been shown to you on how it can be applied to be used for self-defence take it from someone who has what I like to call a useless black belt from my years at Taekwondo I learnt it for 5yrs and got my black belt and I WOULD NOT use what I learnt in Taekwondo in a fight I wouldn't dare use any of the kata or forms the only time I use taekwondo is when my opponent is almost finished and I want to end the fight usually with a spinning kick straight to the head or an axe kick to the collar bone if you want your kata to work.in a real life situation then you have to train for it and use your kata in simulated situations

@desmondgray2019 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I'm actually a 2nd Degree Zenshin Ki-Do Karateka of over 20 years. That kata was kushunku/kanku dai

@pepthebabslasonge2551 4 жыл бұрын

@@bluehornet197 in karate, with most of your Kata's you have to perform for grading, you also have to perform bunkai of which(I assume you already know but) is a breakdown of the Kaya against an opponent. On topic: although you state you would never use taikwondo in a real fight, you will subconciesly be using many of its mentalities and teachings such as moving to the side to block an technique.

@alexanderneville8117 Жыл бұрын

This makes me want to go challenge dojos to take the signs like how they do an animes. I have zero fighting experience but watching these now gives me hope.

@dtdbkarma9086 3 жыл бұрын

I'm looking for the video where the person doing the commentary calls the guy at 3:58 'Sensei Snacks'. Can anyone help me out with that?

@imaginationdan-479 6 жыл бұрын

The first guy, master Jingly Jangly, can seizure his way to any victory. The second guy looks like a monty python sketch. Third is an average day in the Motherland! Fourth guy is kim- Jong- Un's Chinese cousin, Kim- jong- pass the cheese. Then it looks like we are back to the first guy, master Jingly Jangly molesting a box. Fifth guy is like Jesus, only instead of turning water into wine he turns cement slabs into polystyrene. Sixth guy teaching people how to carefully close two draws at once with sass. Seventh guy looks like he is teaching people how to dance like Napoleon Dynamite. Final guy... you ever seen a parent trying to get a child to do something and they pretend to fall asleep and make their body go limp, this guy's that type of child.

@andye5724 6 жыл бұрын

ImaginationDan - idk why but the Monty Python line made me laugh way to hard haha had me crying...

@meingoobby8231 5 жыл бұрын

That Asian Guy Better be In Avengers 4.

@maverick0303 5 жыл бұрын

OfficialMeinGoobby he is Wong

@erwinarsyon298 5 жыл бұрын

Asian 💖💖💖

@josephlibrande Жыл бұрын

I just discovered this channel. Where have you been all my life?

@FightCommentary Жыл бұрын

Glad you found me 😝 if you ever see funny clips, please send them my way 😝😝

@lalmuansangakhawlhring677 2 жыл бұрын

Vodka Tiger 🤣🤣🤣🤣. That really got me going🤣🤣

@Tsunami_Acura 5 жыл бұрын

The first guy was just demonstrating all the new soulja boy dance moves. It's called kungfuooul!!! When you krank that

@DUB_87 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@isiah_montoya9701 6 жыл бұрын

This guy so funny commentating 😂

@tonystokes1119 4 жыл бұрын

The first guy was just pop locking 😂

@deeprose4 7 ай бұрын

Anyone have a link to the original video of the last clip? I’m fairly certain I remember that on the same show he was also singing the impossible dream?

@FightCommentary 7 ай бұрын

Yep. Thats him!

@sylvana393 5 жыл бұрын

So I wasted 20 years of my life practicing the Vodka Tiger? Thanks..

@DCI_LeoDan_ 5 жыл бұрын

"Vodka Tiger" sounds like an awesome drink.

@bambambanuelos799 6 жыл бұрын

Damn bruh , haven't laughed this hard in a while!! ,good stuff💯

@CD-lw6fl 4 жыл бұрын

I needed a good laugh today... 😂

@jegan6537 4 жыл бұрын

you are the BEST I have been in martial art for 20 yrs, I have seen these Magical Moments so often,and unlike you , I bit my lip and walked away, You say what I have always wanted too. THANK YOU,

@xotwodxo2842 6 жыл бұрын

THIS SHOULD BE A TV SHOW WHO AGREES😂

@Dragonk116 5 жыл бұрын

I would like to point out drunken fist is a real martial arts style, but these guys are just drunk.... As a real Kyoushin practitioner I found these halarious. Thanks for the laughs.

@oakeye980 5 жыл бұрын

Dragonk116 It's martial arts, not marshal arts. They're not ushering people through a music festival.

@whitekitsune7263 5 жыл бұрын

Drunken Fist is extremely effective no joke

@westerndragon207 5 жыл бұрын

Dragoner Productions you should practice a dictionary more then karate. BTW it's kyokushin.

@ryanx9372 5 жыл бұрын

Yah. we know that and he mentioned that.

@Hale-ze4gm 5 жыл бұрын

Practitioner my asss

@kirbylee57 4 жыл бұрын

This took me back to when I was ten years old, and hearing one of your friends say, "hey lets play army". playing army in the back yard, pretending to get shot and fall down dead, then it was the other guys turn. About the same thing these karate guys are doing, except we knew it wasnt real.

@damianwikotu5828 3 жыл бұрын

Your commentary has me laughing out loud bro

@khaihh 5 жыл бұрын

4:06 When you haven't brushed your teeth for 5 years...

@kakwildan1296 5 жыл бұрын

*Jackie Chan has left the chat*

@davejlee6891 4 жыл бұрын

Hopeless🤣🤣

@Charlie-Charlot 4 жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal has entered the chat

@blitzz4741 3 жыл бұрын

Damn i always laugh hard watching this mantiss master hahaha

@lmyourpapiGaming 4 жыл бұрын

I want more of this!

@petercarlson811 6 жыл бұрын

2:30 He fucked up that box like a boss.

@FightCommentary 6 жыл бұрын

He's a true box-er xDD

@huonsmith 6 жыл бұрын

Fight Commentary Breakdowns no he's a true kick-box-er

@adrianglennbionat 6 жыл бұрын

Too much clumsy ninja.

@minecraftepicness100 6 жыл бұрын

That ‘YMCA Dojo’ was actually doing a Kata for karate, specifically kata called Kushanku. The kata is unique to the wado ryu style of karate, it’s a combination of all previous katas of the style. I know this because I actually practice and teach this style. But the technique for all of the students is sloppy and the timing is way off. I can get 10 year olds to better synch up to these people

@Raptor767 6 жыл бұрын

idk which of the ones in the video do you mean but everything there are all BS as fk

@norinradd1607 6 жыл бұрын

Meepomeepo the one at 3:15. I think he is right, but tbh I don't know shit.

@mishainutr2118 6 жыл бұрын

Well, by my opinion at this point of desync and flaws in technique, they can do any kind of kata and it will look same....

@minecraftepicness100 6 жыл бұрын

5.56 - kata is useful as it allows the student to practice proper technique and form of a strike or block. Sure, you probably won’t use the exact form from a kata in a sparring match but in modern times, katas are more for demonstration of the specific martial art or style the kata is from

@Will-qv6es 6 жыл бұрын

5.56 - Training kata is pretty fun, it is also incredibly useful. It allows you to perfect your technique in a non-sparring environment and helps you to get into an "empty mind" which is pretty essential to be a great fighter. Of course, you need to spar too, but just sparring can easily lead to sub-par technique.

@bigvee3185 4 жыл бұрын

This video is great!! He said I guess if you were fighting a kid it would work lol

@walteralvarez8230 4 жыл бұрын

Your funny dude !!! 😂😂😂😂do more of these..

@FightCommentary 4 жыл бұрын

On it!!

@ThatBeardedWhiteGuy 5 жыл бұрын

You underestimate the power of Vodkajitsu, they have awesome attacks like "comrade-punch" or the powerful "gulag-kick" !

@Jamboliar88 5 жыл бұрын

Smirnoff side kick

@Viktor_Kucherov 5 жыл бұрын

Im from Russia... it is a facepalm

@biggjuicy1982 5 жыл бұрын

Im from Russia too. Systema and other wannabe Russian martial arts are giving us a bad name, in the martial arts world. We should go round them all up, and execute them.

@saleemsuliman3062 5 жыл бұрын

@@biggjuicy1982 i use to practice Kyokushin i dont think systema is that Bad it was designed for the military.

@biggjuicy1982 5 жыл бұрын

@@saleemsuliman3062 Systema that is taught by all of these guys on the internet, and the stuff that you see on youtube is not real Systema. It was made up. The crap that looks like bad Tai Chi. Aikido, no touch Chi strikes, slap boxing, and training without sparring, or grappling, and all that, is not real Russian martial arts. Systema was not created for military. Arminski Rukopashnii Boi was created for the Russian Military. ROSS is the Russian Military combat conditioning program. Spetznaz train combat sambo, and ARB. Not Systema. Systema is garbage. Pretty much all of those dudes are frauds.

@biggjuicy1982 5 жыл бұрын

@@saleemsuliman3062 Kyokushin is better than systema

@saleemsuliman3062 5 жыл бұрын

@@biggjuicy1982 sambo is good its legit.

@peimanenato 4 жыл бұрын

Every year must watch video

@rlittlefield2691 4 жыл бұрын

I have found that most people who claim to know martial arts know nothing.

@qm38av1 4 жыл бұрын

My dad best up a white guy who said he was a 3rd degree black belt at a gas station . He didnt know my dad was golden gloves in the marines in 71 . Funniest thing ever

@captaincrum1 3 жыл бұрын

I rem I used to do Tong Long and the shifu hit me lightly with his knuckle close up to demonstrate something and fuck me it's the hardest I have ever been hit....I'm very wary of other people teaching....I should prob go back there lol...seems like the real deal.