I remember someone new to the class asking our Karate teacher in challenge, "What would you do if someone with a knife came toward you?" My Karate teacher demonstrated a technique that I would use to this day. The teacher told the student to advance as if he had a knife. When he did, my teacher turned and ran away. Everyone laughed. He came back and said "A knife beats open-hand (the translation for Karate) almost every time. I teach you to defend yourself and keep yourself safe, not to be a superhero. The best way to not get hurt is to not get into a fight in the first place. If you see a knife, your first option is to run. That's what I would do." That's when I knew my teacher was legit.
@mohandasmodi4 жыл бұрын
My MMA coach would say something similar. Someone asked him what's the best way to win a fight in the street. He said, "Don't ever fight in the street. Just run away. If that is not possible, hit the other guy in the nuts and then run away." Real-life fights are too much of a risk to get into.
@CrazyxJx384 жыл бұрын
My brazilian jiu jitsu sensei said don't fight them and give them your shit or pull out a gun😂
@DrasticSkuba4 жыл бұрын
@DrTheKay Says the guy trying to trigger people over the internet. Our definitions of pathetic don't really align now, do they?
@infamoswordz4 жыл бұрын
Jackie chan said use your coat
@CrazyxJx384 жыл бұрын
@DrTheKay imagine being poor and mad. Oh wait that's u
@crazygravy54605 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan better watch out, I watch Dragon Ball Z, I know all the moves.
@StylebendersDog5 жыл бұрын
Crazy Gravy thats more useful than a lot of the traditional martial arts still lmfao
@taokenhanma20834 жыл бұрын
@@StylebendersDog least dbz had you extend your hits and spar weekly or daily
@parfner6664 жыл бұрын
FUSION STANCE!
@skylarlowtower53724 жыл бұрын
@@parfner666 that's my go to move, I feel like it would work if my partner could match my insanely high power level
@parfner6664 жыл бұрын
@@skylarlowtower5372 hahahah I just died
@lifeasaliquorstoreclerk76113 жыл бұрын
When I first first started mma I learned karate and my teacher said “it’s illegal for me to fight in the UFC” I stopped my membership a week later and will never regret it, dude was a joke
@zoarmhirr29643 жыл бұрын
What's the point of trying to learn mma when the teacher doesn't fight in it haha?
@danielhounshell25263 жыл бұрын
@@zoarmhirr2964 cross-training is a thing most fighters do.
@anthonyhutchins23003 жыл бұрын
@@zoarmhirr2964 do you know what MMA stands for? Lol
@B1GK1NG Жыл бұрын
Dude you did the right thing
@xYouthAttackx Жыл бұрын
Lol!! Followed by I also won the kumitei back in my day
@CuriousReason5 жыл бұрын
"One of them pretends to be a Doctor Strange, you grab me, I am gonna send you back to Mordor" lol wut?
@Mac-st8fd4 жыл бұрын
@@highviewseeker5415 "nerd"
@marco95614 жыл бұрын
Bunch of angry nerds out here
@Nipponing4 жыл бұрын
@@highviewseeker5415 Everyone with a brain.
@Divinemakyr4 жыл бұрын
@@The-wo2lq This comment is genuinely amazing.
@eduardoperi98974 жыл бұрын
@@The-wo2lq so how many years you doing for the brutal murder of that clearly mentally handicapped man.
@xavieracosta19405 жыл бұрын
Joe “I’ll send you back to Mordor” Rogan
@bigchungusmk62 ай бұрын
I'm dying laughing🤣🤣
@luxx13465 жыл бұрын
hit me, hit me, hit me YOU CANT reach me with that hand reach me with that hand reach me with that hand YOU CAN NOT
@alexandrudinca30803 жыл бұрын
YOU CAN NOT
@seankrkovich28693 жыл бұрын
YES I CAN!!!
@amorphoussolid85123 жыл бұрын
Watch me asshat!😂
@michaelmcdoesntexist83503 жыл бұрын
*SUPER HEAVY SIGH*
@TeKillaShot2 жыл бұрын
I could not hit him. It's BOOLSHIT! I COULD NAHT REACH HIM. I COULD NAAAHT oh, hi mark
@cottonhill8135 жыл бұрын
The thought of Dr. Strange sending somebody to mordor kills me 😂
@Biden_is_demented4 жыл бұрын
Not as bad as sending the midgets to Isengard.
@krakowski_62373 жыл бұрын
He's so powerful, he can teleport you to a different fictional universe
@joonaspenttila2013 жыл бұрын
@@Biden_is_demented they've taken the hobbits to isengard
@DropkickNation2 жыл бұрын
Well in an alternate reality, he is a giant Dragon. Soooo...
@richardsanchez91902 жыл бұрын
Cpt.Picard:"use the force spock, use the force"
@anthonyarcanumsanctumregnu95515 жыл бұрын
In Queens New York in the 80s and 90s we were all fluent in Gun Fu. Death blows from 5 feet away.
@justisnamdoog38524 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah. I'm from the Bronx and a Grand Master in Gun Fu. I'm still here so you can trust that my style is undefeatable.
@strykervenom14 жыл бұрын
Here in Ohio, we're all masters of Gun Fu
@jaredwilliams92193 жыл бұрын
Memphis is wise in the ways of gun fu.
@kevinpiacente34563 жыл бұрын
I think that extended to brooklyn
@twraoylnledyou85113 жыл бұрын
Only poons use Gun Fu
@drgunsmith40995 жыл бұрын
I’m a black belt in...NoCanDo 😂
@nuf4785 жыл бұрын
😀😀😀
@gotrix29655 жыл бұрын
Is that an form of TaekMeDonKo or Bullshido?
@AngryGrape13375 жыл бұрын
I'm the master of the Doggy Style Kung Fu.
@jpsholland5 жыл бұрын
I am the inventor and Great Grand Master of Fart Chi Do, the way of Brown Chi. Brown Chi, the only right color. Forget Yellow Bamboo and Green Cloud Kung Fu, brown is the color!
@wce-cl4mu5 жыл бұрын
I'm a black belt in garage-ido
@___Xander5 жыл бұрын
Doctor Strange was such a pivotal character in the fellowship. A great aid in the defeat of Sauron. Edit: Thanks for all the likes! Most I’ve ever gotten :,)
@samk20015 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@BerserkerX5 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for this comment 😂🤣 I didnt know Strange could send people to Mordor!
@antoniettamancinelli65815 жыл бұрын
Every day we learn something new
@kforcer5 жыл бұрын
Must have been thinking of Mordu.
@w.t.f.49895 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂💀
@Efreeti4 жыл бұрын
Xu Xiaodong was never even a pro MMA fighter, he's been mainly a radio host. He's been continuing to fight these fights against "traditional masters". The smear campaign against him has cost him his job, his gym, his relationships, he's been fined, marked as a "political dissident" and his social credit score is so low he has to travel by the cheapest slowest transport to get to his fights, but he's still fighting. He was forced to wear what is essentially clown makeup, but he owns it, and still fights. Dude is a hero.
@SteveMe216854 жыл бұрын
Efreeti he still has his own gym and has gotten a ton of recognition for all of it...I know the government made his life a little difficult but I think a lot of what he says is hyped up so he can market himself. Even tho they made him use the name “winter melon” obviously everyone is gonna find out who he is.
@aspirin12843 жыл бұрын
He's a amateur MMA fighter and has started learning fighting since teenage. He still has his job but probably is banned for opening his own gym. Though some ppl disparage him, there are lots of ppl appreciate him
@RMD947 ай бұрын
CCP are chads
@thisismrjesse4 жыл бұрын
Please find a way to have Xu Xiaodong on the show.
@absolutesemen4 жыл бұрын
jesse jones living legend
@SteveMe216854 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t speak English
@theartist67644 жыл бұрын
Please .....
@randomaccessfemale4 жыл бұрын
That would probably make his life even more difficult in China. If that is possible.
@praveshmaharaj43874 жыл бұрын
@@randomaccessfemale i dont think hes allowed to fly in airplanes either since the government lowered his social credit score
@kevorkian255 жыл бұрын
you almost need a stolen valor law but for martial arts teachers...
@hugohansson87023 жыл бұрын
Whats that
@morganjacobson50453 жыл бұрын
@@hugohansson8702 pretending to be in the military
@mrbranson732 жыл бұрын
Ya because being an actual guy who works out is EXACTLY like a someone who signs up to die for you. Idiot
@whiskey4o4 Жыл бұрын
Seppuku on sight.
@MikeDrop1369 ай бұрын
You'll find that fake martial artists and stolen valor often go together. Stolen valor is used as a resume enhancer to get hired as instructors by police and military.
@Turco9494 жыл бұрын
Thanks to Steven "I shat myself" Seagal, Aikido studios were everywhere in the 90s. I have not seen one around in the last 10 years. Glad to see some of the cults are gone too.
@youreshouldoflearntgrammer82772 жыл бұрын
I saw one in Cologne 2 years ago
@nickyvtown2 жыл бұрын
There was this Aikido school when I was in my teens and it was very culty the instructor tried to make it religious as well I almost joined glad I never did eventually it closed down and became a boxing gym which I did join and have been going since 2007
@adamhonestyanddecency50543 жыл бұрын
My instructor taught me a defensive move to block the eye gouge. Straighten your right hand and raise it up, fingertips pointed upward and place the side of your thumb up against the bridge of your nose. My instructor’s name was Master Curly.
@jayhassan9763 жыл бұрын
UNDERRATED 😂😂😂😂
@MindAndMyth2 жыл бұрын
What if i poke one eye?
@CitizenSnips692 жыл бұрын
@@MindAndMyth wise guy eh?
@joemomma25273 жыл бұрын
I took MMA in highschool for 2 years, my teacher was great. Right off the bat he said “Hey,man we’re glad to have you, I’m Dave. Just call me Dave I don’t want to be called master or sensay” and laughed Was so chill and absolutely not cult like. Joe just made me realize how cult like a lot of martial arts can be! 🔥
@chronovac5 жыл бұрын
The only martial arts sensei i trust is master ken
@sebastiend.53355 жыл бұрын
I only trust master Bate
@kdxtreme74794 жыл бұрын
Haitch
@joshuaspector81824 жыл бұрын
The thrust of freedom
@Biden_is_demented4 жыл бұрын
A ´Dim Mak´ to the groin will hurt you so bad your children will be born bruised!
@IsaacClarkeDS3 жыл бұрын
@@sebastiend.5335 i see what you did there xD
@Tommy19777773 жыл бұрын
"They might as well be 5" i fuckin lost my shit at that one.
@joesatva3 жыл бұрын
I did study in a Kung Fu school but I was lucky that my teacher didn’t had that cult, mystical attitude. Although he was Chinese he did called out all the phony Kung Fu BS
@danielhounshell25263 жыл бұрын
Honestly most of the phony shit isn't even Kung Fu, it's just stuff that various fraudulent people tacked on. So many people with no real experience giving themselves the title of sifu and opening a school to teach paying students whatever weird stuff pops into their head. As is the case with these chi people. Of course you also have people who fundamentally misunderstand actual techniques as well because they've never sparred or fought. And then there's the confusion between Wushu and Kung Fu, which is so prevalent that most people see a Wushu performance and think that they are seeing 100% historical Kung Fu.
@bwynt36185 жыл бұрын
No one laughs at joe Rogan jokes more than joe rogan ..
@razzaus15705 жыл бұрын
What about brendan shwuab?
@floatinggoose91975 жыл бұрын
Same with me and my jokes.
@vader88x5 жыл бұрын
Being able to make yourself laugh is a very important skill. It's not like he's laughing at his own comments solely to make other people laugh or make himself look better.
@dirk66875 жыл бұрын
I'ts pathetic.
@duketheproducer61275 жыл бұрын
Swag G if he was doing it because he really thinks he is the most hilarious guy ever and is looking for attention then it would be bad, but he just makes himself laugh and is having fun lol
@finnegan50384 жыл бұрын
Joe “Doctor Strange: If you touch me I’m going to send you back to Mordor!” Rogan.
@vexmesilly4 жыл бұрын
"One of them pretends to be a Doctor Strange, you grab me, I am gonna send you back to Mordor" HAHA cracked me up.
@theholymackerel072 Жыл бұрын
Joe was on absolute fire here. One of his best sound-offs.
@skippythealien9627 Жыл бұрын
when Joe talks about martial arts, his knowledge and comprehension of martial arts is second to none
@theholymackerel072 Жыл бұрын
@@skippythealien9627 time and experience is what makes an expert..
@SaydeeEnward4500 Жыл бұрын
Just because Joe doesn't understand this this style of martial arts doesn't mean it's not real these people are true masters
@koba0798 Жыл бұрын
@@SaydeeEnward4500 good bait
@bakedcrystal91510 ай бұрын
@@SaydeeEnward4500bad bait
@mpforeverunlimited4 жыл бұрын
When I used to do karate in middle/high school my sensei actually used to say he didn't compete in the ufc because he was too dangerous and would kill people. This was back in like 2008/2009 or so
@cardiocain21224 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@ntl99744 жыл бұрын
Say it confidently enough and a lot of people would believe you
@di-gun57913 жыл бұрын
He wasn't lying. He could easily kill himself by going against those gorilla fighters.
@MindAndMyth2 жыл бұрын
Ill fight em right now, where is he?
@Macephtopheles2 жыл бұрын
Your immediate reply should have been "Then if you don't know how to control yourself you've no right to be training others." I mean the guy would clearly be better using his shoe size for his IQ level but even a moron knows a key part of karate is learning self-control.
@YouLookLikeAMfUhhhhh4 жыл бұрын
"Cain Velasquez shoots that power double? Just use that left hand" LMAOOOOOO
@robertparis20985 жыл бұрын
What the fook is a bladder point? XD
@joseph_b3194 жыл бұрын
Robert Paris209 idk but its looks like it is by the sholder
@stevenclark51734 жыл бұрын
@@joseph_b319 Hey man some people have severe birth defects, maybe his bladder is in his shoulder.
@BentReality.3694 жыл бұрын
For me its a kick to the junk.
@cristopherdelacruz4454 жыл бұрын
Probably something related to chinese acupuncture.
@sirius4k4 жыл бұрын
Ask Dr. Strange
@fluppet23503 жыл бұрын
The man that won the fight is Xio Xioadong. He himself has stated he is a mediocre mma fighter past his prime. He is on a mission to dispose of fake martial arts in China. The reason he is so mad in this fight is cause this guy leaked his address and called him the winter watermelon making fun of him and his career. Also just before the fight the government lowered his credit score so low he cannot ride a plane or a bullet train. Also they are calling him a traitor and bad stuff like that.
@monkeybite90315 жыл бұрын
I don't know what Joe is talking about I witnessed the power of Chi with my own eyes, my master actually could make his hands GLOW!! I really miss Master Sho Nuff.
@w.t.f.49895 жыл бұрын
Lmao....😂 "SHO NUFF!!!!"
@thecrowe204 жыл бұрын
Bruce Leeroy did him, wrong man!
@strafniki10804 жыл бұрын
I miss master souq mahdeeq
@briansullivan84043 жыл бұрын
I call bs
@young151003 жыл бұрын
Watching too much iron fist.. lol
@larrybaker99244 жыл бұрын
Joe is so straight forward and honest. A great guy.
@xeikai4 жыл бұрын
I remember being in karate when i was younger. The guy teaching was like a revered god, and his word was absolute law.
@MrParkerman62 жыл бұрын
Only a Sith deals in Absolutes!
@ayecreepn61262 жыл бұрын
My sensei can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. Takes about a half hour but its amazing to watch.
@atreides80025 жыл бұрын
That dude reminded me of Tommy wiseau....”you cannot!!”
@boosted28095 жыл бұрын
This has been uploaded like 3 times already now.... I'm still gonna watch it though cause one of my favorites lmao!
@MrMiD.Life.Crisis5 жыл бұрын
I really thought it was another one - gutted! Im with ya tho. Watching it again anywaze. Hope ur good.
@boosted28095 жыл бұрын
P. Mid lol right, I'm always good bro
@37robles5 жыл бұрын
"And send you back to Mordor!" hahaha Crying laughing right now
@TheInfamousHoreldo3 жыл бұрын
Had a guy in a bar, of all places, explaining how it was too dangerous to demonstrate his magical energy on me. He seemed to imagine he would scare me with it lmao Humored him at first, but frankly it became offensive really quick. He refused to have a friendly spar or demonstrate his claims, all the while claiming superiority and that I couldn't handle him. Ended up giving him a lecture about what he's doing being disrespectful to people who have genuinely put a lot of time and effort into actually learning martial arts. Deaf ears. Delusional muppet.
@Lillroots692 жыл бұрын
Some fake martial artist getting smeshed ‘I have those matts at my house’ 😂😂😂😂😂
@jestergodfield6904 жыл бұрын
Man, someone hit me in the bladder - point 4years ago....Still down to this day!
@Ironmurs3 жыл бұрын
Fuckin thx Joe. This took me down a fake martial arts watching rabbit hole I still haven’t returned from 😂
@The_Drifter_133 жыл бұрын
Really good analysis here. This has been my experience as well, and if you dare to show skepticism about anything being taught, forget about being promoted.
@Guy-mx4fb4 жыл бұрын
This is why guns are important you never know when one of these super powered Kung Fu masters can go crazy
@imsorryyoutube67742 жыл бұрын
That's why the 2nd amendment exists. To ensure the people will never live under the tyranny of crazed martial arts masters
@andycervantes15865 жыл бұрын
Joe"very culty" Rogan
@gunwrrkfilms25835 жыл бұрын
Andy Cervantes haha did I literally just posted a similar comment without realizing you posted this... so funny
@stan28805 жыл бұрын
o " " k
@andycervantes15865 жыл бұрын
@Jeffrey Brennan Jr "too bad"
@lindseybk30295 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Brennan Jr - Jeffrey “Done to Death” Brennan. 🤣😂🤣😂
@andycervantes15865 жыл бұрын
@@lindseybk3029 sick burn😂😂😂
@billywilds1779 Жыл бұрын
Lot's of years ago, while in my 20's. I took a martial arts course. There were only 3 ranks. White, Brown and Black. Took about 8-10 years to obtain a Brown belt. None of this, if you sign up for our golden belt program, you'll be a black belt in three years, and the tests will cost you 20 bucks for each level. But look at what you get out of this, now let's buy you a school T-shirt and tell your friends. Wow, that was amazing to hear. After about 5 years, I was not a brown belt, but white belt was dirty from the wear and tear of practice. A friend joked at me and told me is was a Green belt after 3 years. He took me to his studio and I wore my white belt and we had 5 sparing matches. He lost everyone. I had no mercy on him. A another black belt told me my moves were not proper? Said ok, show me. He lost to me as well. So Joe, you're correct there are schools that only have one mission, make money, everyone gets a trophy.
@dontcare70862 жыл бұрын
I've watched this so many times. I would love to watch a full podcast of him breaking down these videos.
@tariqmia4143 Жыл бұрын
Which episode is this?
@biggerbitcoin51264 жыл бұрын
There is a death touch. It's called Deontay Wilder's punch without boxing gloves on.
@mpforeverunlimited4 жыл бұрын
Or even with 8oz
@ced2144 жыл бұрын
Bruce Lee Tyson hits harder even with that metal rod in Deontays hand
@yourlordandsaviouryeesusbe29984 жыл бұрын
@@ced214 Deontay has a metal piece in his arm? Da fuk? Did he break it that bad?
@AZ-kr6ff4 жыл бұрын
He *barely* whupped Charlie Z, though.
@mpforeverunlimited4 жыл бұрын
@@yourlordandsaviouryeesusbe2998 no he's saying that wilder hits so hard its as if there's metal in his arm
@lynolhutts59585 жыл бұрын
The church magic shit where they pray over you and you drop is the exact same thing as those guys in the dojo
@takoshihitsamaru46755 жыл бұрын
Lynol Hutts Most churches don't buy it. It's borderline satanic, really. Gotta love the sermons with intense yelling though XD
@CarInMyAss5 жыл бұрын
There was a place down the street from my house that used to hold those kind of church meetings every week on Wednesday because they lost their Church lol. I used to ask the house when I was high every Wednesday when I was like 16
@takoshihitsamaru46755 жыл бұрын
@@CarInMyAss I'm sorry, you used to "ask the house"? What in the buttery fuck does that mean? You sure you're not high now?
@dat90zkid5 жыл бұрын
Joe "Gimme some volume on this, Jamie" Rogan
@blue_rattail89863 жыл бұрын
I remember I went to some kind of taekwondo class when I was maybe 9 or 10. It did have a sort of cult feeling to it, but it wasn't as creepy as it was just weird. The strangest part was the sparring. They had us wearing protective gear and paired up fighting each other in an open space. Closed fist impact to the face was allowed, there were no specific rules, no winning or losing, and you just go at it for like 10 minutes to see how you've improved. And there was a row of chairs lined up where our parents would watch. With the younger students it wasn't that bad because they weren't strong enough to do much damage through their leg and hand cushioning. But they finally had to ban the "full force" aspect of it because I nailed some bigger kid straight in the mouth twice, which snapped his braces. The dude retaliated by tackling me against a mirror and pounding on my head before the instructor broke us up. Neither of us were hurt that bad, but the audience of parents watching just this guy bleeding from the mouth and then trying to smash a much smaller child into the wall
@cl1cka Жыл бұрын
I actually think taekwondo is great for self-defence, when you are younger. The speed, precision and strength of a kick, can end a fight in one hit (legs are much more powerful than hands). That being said - it's good for ending fight quickly. If you fail that - you are in trouble. But then again in a street fight - you want to end it instantly. On 3 different occasions I ended a fight with 1 kick and the person was down for good. The problem is - after you reach 30, it becomes less feasible since you start loosing speed and flexibility.
@itzchaos2181 Жыл бұрын
@@cl1cka Thats because your not working out my friend.
@cl1cka Жыл бұрын
@@itzchaos2181 Nope. It's just Taekwondo depends too much on speed and flexibility - both of which you loose more and more as you get older.
@Noobie2k74 жыл бұрын
Me and my friends still quote that "Reach me with that hand" video all the time. Such a classic memeworthy video.
@gregslone48744 жыл бұрын
I used to study in a school where the "soke" was trying to start a literal cult. He wouldn't promote atheists to black belt. His school was listed as a 501c and he pressured students to "donate" money to the school, etc. He had a few upper belts he called his disciples. It was weird. Women he wanted to sleep with made it through the ranks very quickly if you know what I mean.
@mudbutter39162 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t promote neck beards either lol based
@MrCmon1135 ай бұрын
@@mudbutter3916 Why doesn't your god protect you from getting choked out?
@steadyrm5 жыл бұрын
Yeah one karate dojo wanted me to give up playing music. I was like ahhhhh no
@jeffjohnson64024 жыл бұрын
5:31 you cannot. Lol. Been in tae kwon do since 1984 and few years of American style kickboxing in mid 90s. I love martial arts. But I'm the 1st to knock it down. I love watching mr Rogan's face during this. Hes a true martial artist. Hes very skilled. Watch some of his video demonstrations.
@busbystandup13375 жыл бұрын
The key is to absorb your opponent's attack and convert it into your own self humiliation, then expel the absorbed energy by bleeding from your nose
@ktoth294 жыл бұрын
I trained as a stuntman for a number of years with a martial arts master (of his own school) who was ex special forces and taught hand to hand combat in seminars and for police and refereed MMA fights and by all accounts really knew his shit and was not to be messed with... but after a number of years it became apparent to me that all the more experienced stunt people would quietly find their way to the exits and the only people who kept showing up for training were pathetic wannabes like myself... because in the time I was there, we never really practiced any thing but basic break falls and tumbling off a mini tramp, and spent most the time sitting around listening to this guy talk about how great he was and disseminating "top secret" information that was really public knowledge. The whole thing was very culty; all about loyalty and discipline, never questioning your superior, being a member of and exclusive group and shunning ex members, and you ignore all that BS because you think it has something to do with trust and dedication and that you are getting something valuable out of the experience, but the reality is half the people in our group couldn't do a pull up so who was kidding who.
@milton77638 ай бұрын
That’s actually not a bad litmus test 😂 - “I shall teach you the mystical ways of our deadly art” - “Can you do a pull up?” - “Pull ups are not part of the way” - “Bye!”
@chumleyex4 жыл бұрын
"they might as well be 5" Such an LOL
@TimsFoyleHeadgear4 жыл бұрын
That no touch stuff really works. I've never seen a no touch master actually land a single punch.
@legendhero-eu1lc4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video! All of you friends are super awesome! Oh, moments in this video are sad.
@johnoconnor39472 жыл бұрын
A good martial arts school will teach you that what you are learning is for competition, i.e. it's a sport, and is absolutely not fighting. My Tae Kwon Do teachers would say running away is the best defence against a knife. This was a guy who used to teach real fighting to police forces and the millitary. My karate sensei was pretty similar, and used to explain that the stances and techniques were for competition scoring, and would not work against a grappler or boxer. Much needed honesty, especially since many people in martial arts schools are just not street fighting types. Frankly it is dangerous to give people false courage, and could a) turn someone into a bully and b) get somone killed. The biggest advantage a trained martial artist would have is that they know what it feels like to get hit, and they are fit enough to react. But best defence is don't fight in the street.
@ariesostia12610 ай бұрын
You may or may not believe this. If I have a Kung Fu teacher, of all styles, that's exactly like this. He's Vietnamese I learned Kung Fu from his grandfather and different traditional teachers, but since young he's been in street fights and trained in different styles like MMA Jujitsu boxing and ect. So he gutted. And I mean gutted. Kung fu into only the elements that work which as you would imagine end up being basically MMA what's really good atomic structure like a straight spine, elbow alignment when punching and ect. He says to avoid street fights and don't bother trying to fight someone with a knife or a gun unless you absolutely have to for your life.
@beamcooks32474 жыл бұрын
Joe “I get freaked out by cults” Rogan
@milton77638 ай бұрын
“Yellow shoes…yellow shoes…oh no, it’s red shoes” “I have those mats in my house” 😂😂😂 what!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@austinknox14934 жыл бұрын
Random question What mics do ya use Joe?
@denistardif66503 жыл бұрын
"small intestine he gonna get it from the neck" - joe rogan XD
@Jayb42kili5 жыл бұрын
I literally just paused this and went to follow the mcdojolife 😂😎
@Jason22Douce4 жыл бұрын
I'm confused, is mcdojolife Instagram a meme page with fake funny videos or are they videos of legit teachers thinking what they're doing actually works
@seankrkovich28693 жыл бұрын
@Tyler Simmons At least they're upfront about it.
@shacotrick17464 жыл бұрын
"Cain Valasquez shoots that power double, just put that left hand.. right there." What a legend.
@johns75303 жыл бұрын
"reach me with that hand, reach me with that hand... YOU CANNOT!!"
@rebjiiitriedtoblockmeagain77915 жыл бұрын
I can knock you out without touching you. Me, "So can I, that's why there's a bumper on my truck." Welcome to video game martial arts.
@tonyreyes37803 ай бұрын
Master Po from the Opie and Anthony days was prime McDojo life.
@bbkingwasthegreatest7114 жыл бұрын
I just love Joe Rogan another great clip
@170skeith4 жыл бұрын
Dude in my town runs a fake martial arts dojo. I box been doing it for 7 years so I decided to sign up for a few classes to embarrass the dude when none of his bullshit worked on me
@theflintabletc4 жыл бұрын
8:47 I saw a video a day ago called "The Bizzarre World of Fake Martial Artist!" and it goes into good detail about the MMA guy. IT's rather sad.
@WarWulf7784 жыл бұрын
Same here! What was it 17 fights against "grandmasters" while dressed as a clown. And he's still undefeated.
@mhuntprofessional4 жыл бұрын
That's how I ended up here, my dude.
@algenovese30174 жыл бұрын
the imitations made me cry
@Landoftheignorant4 жыл бұрын
It’s the “scapula”. The knee cap on his back. Good call
@midasthestallion41054 жыл бұрын
Reach me with that hand, reach me with that hand, YOU CANNOT!!!
@jasonbowser57543 жыл бұрын
Board breaking is interesting. My kids are both in it 7 and 9 and they often struggle with that part to pass all their tests. And the Master said something interesting. He calls this a mental challenge and not physical and he’s absolutely right. They break the practice boards easy but they often have mental blocks and fear the wood. It’s a very good test for them because it is a legit challenge they have to overcome and it’s all in their mind. With most adults, I agree that it’s cake (until they get to ridiculous kicks and thickness).
@salcatanese31928 ай бұрын
that is ridiculous. all depends on how the board is held with or against grain. against, you are breaking your hand.
@beardofnursing86022 жыл бұрын
I love that Joe also enjoys my favorite scene from Dr. Strange when he sends Voldemort and Chewbacca back to Mordor!
@patriotjones57055 жыл бұрын
Joe please do a podcast on Benny the jet, I think he is by far one of the greatest to EVER do it.
@salahad-din91684 жыл бұрын
Joe: I'd like to speak to your manager, his name is GOD.
@edmundkempersdartboard1735 жыл бұрын
People should check out thepinkman. His series on Frank Dux is amazing.
@stempo15 жыл бұрын
Pinkman is the greatest
@Thurston865 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Although, dudes taking forever to upload another “Martial Arts Frauds” vid. He needs to up his frequency altogether but those are by far the best on his channel.
@jpsholland5 жыл бұрын
@@Thurston86 The Pink Man is really doing his homework like a good research journalist. Do you have any idea how much time that consumes? And he probably does it all besides his daily job.
@fortitude99325 жыл бұрын
Pinkman videos on MA frauds are outstanding 😆 4 classics so far
@JOHNizSiK5 жыл бұрын
For real. Love his pieces.
@brandonmitchell40465 жыл бұрын
It pisses me off that martial arts get bad reps from fake artists, I’m glad joe Rogan sees through it since I do it
@danielduckworth31003 жыл бұрын
Rogan laughing at fake martial artists is hilarious to watch. It is the hardest I have ever seen him laugh.
@phantom-gaming9274 жыл бұрын
I charge my chi by rubbing my labradors nose with an open faced palm
@DannyDee1435 жыл бұрын
Joe "i went to catholic school" Rogan.
@NathanaelGreer5 жыл бұрын
Daniel † DeJesus you soo funny
@mystaj87225 жыл бұрын
Ive always been interested in martial arts..watched all the movies as a kid lol. But i had seizures and kinda shyed away from head trauma lol. But i find it amazing
@mansamusa55075 жыл бұрын
My man said bladder point... I can no longer watch this video 😂😂
@johnlindo62114 жыл бұрын
I grew up in Cleveland and my first experience was with a dojo that was teaching taijutsu but one of my friends dads saw what he was teaching us and got us up out of their took us to A ronald Duncan school where we learned real fighting from martial artists with military people
@NitroSperg5 жыл бұрын
Damn bro every time I see my meme on here I still can't believe it
@gamedirection_us4 жыл бұрын
Kiai Master vs MMA This guy is so respectful after he wins he checks up on the guy who he just beat's in his face.
@bryantsanchez80104 жыл бұрын
That first dude against Renzo would get his shit rocked lol
@toddadams84204 жыл бұрын
That religion comparison is pretty accurate .makes me think of those people on tv claiming to cure disease by touching someone's head
@ricktheitalianrebel6687 Жыл бұрын
NO its not. It was totally uncalled for. That's his opinion. Children get molested in day cares everywhere, its does not need to be a religions setting. Google recently had a large lawsuit as well. I went to Catholic school for 12 years and it was wonderful discipline. I have been in the military for over 38 years now and can honestly say that my grade and high school years were well spent. Other friends of mine as well can claim the same thing. Much better than the socialist woke crap being pushed in public schools today.
@Dunning.Kruger5 жыл бұрын
My teacher changed his last name from Stevens to Lee.
@EstePanDulce5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@juggalouniversity83865 жыл бұрын
Brendan Shaub beats off under table to Joe
@paleemperor53795 жыл бұрын
i bet he has a small dick
@pmhenderson25 жыл бұрын
Lol hilarious
@damon26925 жыл бұрын
new name : Rakeesh Lee
@Anonymoose05234 жыл бұрын
"Try that on Renzo, you fuckin' dummy" lmao
@ajaxz26745 жыл бұрын
"Look at that arm bar. Ferocious"
@willhurley45594 жыл бұрын
I tried to wrestle two of my untrained friends and they choked me out fast lol 😂 if only I trained the no touch !!!
@cfcnotbummerful5 жыл бұрын
Old mateys new netflix spesh is very very good
@IMTHATN1NJA2 жыл бұрын
These make me miss my old Sensei Ben Dover good man
@MRmofoHD2 жыл бұрын
You never disappoint man lol
@v8Buster875 жыл бұрын
There is always a level of tradition, respect by system, respect for the system, but when it gets culty im outtie lol.
@gabriel65043 жыл бұрын
3:53 I have one question..... *WHAT IS THE CHICKEN ATTACK AND I NEED TO KNOW NOW*
@geoffcoombs20583 жыл бұрын
I'm totally addicted to fake martial arts videos
@ryanvernon67815 жыл бұрын
So glad I watched this before I started martial arts !!