Chuck Norris built sand castles as a child Today they're called pyramids

When Chuck is late in school, the teacher apologizes because everybody arrived earlier

Chuck Norris is the reason why Pennywise hides in a sewer.

When a thief sneaked into chuck norris’ house, the thief called 911

Chuck Norris isn't an american citizen America is a Chuck Norris citizen

911 has to call chuck Norris for emergency

Chuck once had a staring contest with Sauron. Now Sauron has one eye

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Missing the best one... Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Germans surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.

The Giraffe was non existent until chuck norris uppercut a Horse.

Chuck Norris Once kissed a kid now the kid is known as OnePunchMan

Chuck Norris killed 100 people with a gun. And then he shot it.

The infinity stones are actually chuck norris's teeth which he lost as a child.

Chuck Norris' Phone Battery : 101%

Most people can't see John Cena. Chuck Norris waves to him walking down the street every day.

Chuck Norris used building blocks as a kid. Now it's called the Great Wall Of China. Chuck Norris spilled his water. It made the oceans.

These aren't memes bro They are facts

Chuck Norris can start a fire with a magnifying glass At night Under water

There were no cracks in the tectonic plates until chuck norris learned to walk

Chuck Norris once set a fire by spilling Water

Chuck Norris once farted in space the fart is now called Jupiter

Every night when children go to bed, they check under it for the boogeyman. When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks under it for Chuck Norris.

Only two hands in poker can beat a royal flush. Chuck Norris' left hand and his right hand

When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake he doesn't get wet. The lake gets "chucked".

chuck norris used to play in the dirt as a kid that area he played on is now known as the grand canyon.

Chuck Norris once helped with construction. His mallet is now called Mjölnir.

Long ago, this guy called chuck norris once spit, and now in the present, we have this thing called the ocean

Chuck Norris lost one of his baby gloves when he was an infant. And that glove is called the Infinity Gauntlet.

Chuck Norris once lighted a campfire. That campfire is now known as the *Sun*

Chuck norris painted a picture once,now it is known as the *UNIVERSE*

If you can spell "Chuck Norris" while playing Scrabble, you automatically win... Forever.

Chuck Norris can cut a mountain in half with super glue

Light once tried to write on his Death note "Chuck Norris" *THE DEATH NOTE DIED.*

Person 1- The Earth is flat! Person 2- The Earth is round! Chuck Norris- The shape of the Earth is what I think it is.

Chuck Norris once crampled a paper and threw it in a trash bin. It is now called basketball, then he established Norris Basketball Association.

Everyone is afraid of Saitama. He is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck norises iPhone ran out of battery but is to afraid to turn of

Chuck Norris can have a WiFi connection... Inside the Bermuda Triangle.

There were some really funny ones. "Death had a near Chuck Norris experience" was my favorite.

You are never first Chuck Norris is an hour early

It's not funny when you use real life facts as memes ... You can use it as inspirational quotes instead ...

Chuck norris took a piss once It is now known as the pacific ocean

The reason why earthquakes happen is just Chuck Norris playing jump rope

As a child, I would check the room for a bogeyman before going to bed. The Bogeyman checks his room for a Chuck Norris.

Legend has it that when Chuck Norris was born, Everybody on the earth drank a beer.

Chuck Norris won a race. By standing still

Chuck norris once joined a formula 1 race and he won... by just standing still

Chuck Norris stares at the sun every century. Now that time is known as the eclipse

Some fresh Chuck Norris jokes: Chuck Norris can drive a hammer through wood with a nail. Chuck Norris was once shot by a .50 caliber rifle. The bullet died on impact. Chuck Norris gives the grim reaper lessons on dying. Chuck Norris thought he made a mistake once, but he was wrong. Then he realized he never makes mistakes and he's never wrong. Chuck Norris patented "Death." You die, you pay. (Note: Any life forms apart from Earth are not excluded from this patent. You will pay.) When Chuck Norris says jump, you jump. No matter how high the cliff. Chuck Norris is older than his parents. There will be weaping and gnashing of teeth in hell. When Chuck Norris visits, there will be some ass kickin' too. To this day, Satan still begs him for mercy. The evil snake tempted Adam and Eve into eating the apple, and succeeded. It tried it on Chuck Norris. Long story short, Chuck Norris enjoyed delicious hot apple pie, while wearing his new snake skin boots. Chuck Norris can count to infinity, backwards. Bigfoot once had a Chuck Norris encounter. Bigfoot doesn't live in the woods by choice. He's hiding from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris built his mansion from the top down. Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac from Burger King, because he can have it his way. When Chuck Norris was born, America became great. When superman asked Chuck Norris how many push-ups he could do, Chuck Norris said, "All of em'." Chuck Norris was once proven guilty of many obvious murder charges, but the judge dismissed the case, since there were more thugs to take care of. When the police dept. get dangerous assignment calls dispatched to them, they are immediately forwarded to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once pulled a hat out of a rabbit. Chuck Norris doesn't need to tell time, time tells Chuck Norris. Hurricanes are not formed by a natural phenomenon, it's just Chuck Norris practicing with his nunchucks. If you see a huge mushroom cloud in the distance, don't be alarmed. It's just Chuck Norris puffing on his cigar. Chuck Norris invented the alphabet. Originally there were over a million letters, but then he realized only he could memorize them all. Thus, greatly limiting the English language, as we now know it. Chuck Norris never had a regular childhood. He was born a man. Chuck Norris's doctor checked his knee reflexes. The doctor's autopsy report showed a serious blunt trauma to his right temple. As a toddler, Chuck Norris never played with block or toys. Instead, he enjoyed playing with hand grenades and jumping betties. Chuck Norris's chest hair can stop a bullet, which led to the invention of the bullet proof vest.

Chuck norris wasn’t born,he was made from the cosmic particles of reality

there are no lesbians, just women who haven't met Chuck Norris

Chuck once stubbed his pinky toe against stair in a Japanese hotel, thousands of casualties died in that earthquake

Chuck Norris Gives Freddie Kruger nightmares

Could if you imagine if chuck norris ran for president.

the reason of the world suffer from great depression in 1930 is because Chuck Norris withdrawed 1 Chuck Norris dollar from his account

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Minecraft related chuck Norris meme ideas: 1-Chuck Norris was able to break bedrock in Minecraft survival mode 2- When chuck Norris went to the end, the ended dragon took him straight to the credits 3- Chuck Norris entered survival mode. The game couldn’t beat him.

Thanos: I will begin my quest to wipe out half the universe with the infinity stones, no one is safe. *Chuck Norris walks in* Thanos: *intense sweating meme*

Chuck Norris beat Luigi *BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING*

Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian

When Boromir said "one does not simply march into Mordor", Gandalf said: "Chuck Norris can but unfortunately hes on a different world" Boromir asked confused: "Who is Chuck Norris?" Gandalf and the elves looking at him, their faces a display of shock and unbelieving

Chuck norris cried once and god recorded it in the bible as the great flood, then chuck norris said dont worry it wont happen again and it hasnt

When Thanos Finger snap to Chuck Norris Chuck Norris didn’t disappear, instead Thanos Disappears

People call 911 for emergency but 911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency

after getting out and stepping on the moon, the first thing neil armstrong saw was chuck norris sitting on a boulder, drinking a beer

Oh oh!! I've got a Chuck Norris Meme/Joke too!! Chuck Norris once set a house on an electric fire while charging his phone, *When the city had a blackout*

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

You made mistake on your video titke there not memes but they are facts

A LEGO gets hurt when it steps on chuck norris

Chuck Norris once entered a haunted house. The ghosts ran away from the house

Chuck Norris gets paid real money by the Monopoly man

Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird

Chuck Norris once wedgied a kid in half.

Chuck Norris has never suffered a heart attack. His heart isn't stupid enough to attack him.

vampires don't die from sunlight they see Chuck Norris and catch on fire

Chuck Norris doesn't lose his baby teeth, because he was no baby to begin with.

Infinity gauntlet is actually glove that chuck norris wears when he working at workshop.

when Chuck Norris trips and hit the ground… *B O O M*

Chuck Norris doesn't dress up for Halloween, Halloween dresses for him.

Chuck Norris once hiked on a mountain during Christmas.....that mountain is now named EVEREST.

Lmao that transformers one

The reason the sun hasn't exploded yet was because Chuck Norris told it to not explode

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING !😂😂😂😂😂😂

only chuck noris can break a nokia

People are scared of going to Hell. Hell is scared of going to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris actually raised his parents

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It's good to see that I'm no the only one that still enjoys a good Chuck Norris joke.

The only reason giraffes exist is because Chuck Norris uppercutted a bunch of horses.

Chuck Norris can count stars...during the day

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 7 people. Then the grenade exploded.

Chuck Norris once made a snow fortress Today its known as the Everest

Man, I remember these ancient memes being the thing back in 2012.

Chuck Norris used to throw rocks to space as a child. Today , it became known as moon.

Chuck Norris played a video game....1 day later the game was out of order 😂

They left out my favorite: Chuck Norris can never suffer a heart attack.... His heart isn't foolish enough to attach him!!

Chuck Norris won a Staring Contest WITH A PICTURE

meteor was shooting towards Chuck Norris, the meteor turned around soon as possible

fun fact when chuck norris dies he dosent

Chuck Norris shook my hand once... I'm still missing my arm to this day.