To me Bert is the definition of someone who can be funny while you drink a few beers with your friends, but never a comedian.

Bert really burned his own career by surrounding himself with actual funny people.

The most hilarious thing about Bert is his movie based off his only famous joke was a financial bomb at the box office.

The fact that Bert is a multi-millionaire only goes to show just how unfair life is.

Burt is like that Kid who invites you over to his house to play video games only to make you sit there and watch him

My boyfriend showed me one of his stand up sets and im like "so hes just....shirtless and drunk???" Bro we live in FL we get that free lmao

Adam Sandler telling Bert he never wants to see him again made him my hero. I wish I could never see Bert again.

The problem with Bert's "sobriety" is that he's not actually staying sober. He'll say he hasn't drank anything in 23 days, but then say things like, "Well I did have a glass of wine with my wife in the hot tub. But I don't count those." or "I haven't drank all week! Actually I had a couple beers yesterday, but they were nothing."

Bert is so self obsessive he definitely watched this at least 3 times 😅

Bert’s the type of guy to wake up his entire house to tell them he’s going to bed

There's nothing worse than having a friend that forces you to watch stand up that isn't funny and trying to act entertained.

Yo who the fuck spikes their friend when they're trying to do a month sober? That's beyond fucked up

Bert is just one Good Will Hunting "it's not your fault Bert" speech away from completely melting down

fake suppressed high-pitched squealing noises

Video is titled “the most insufferable comedian”. Two minutes in and I find out Joe Rogan played a big role in getting him off the ground. Oh how shocking.

Nothing will ever top Bart's violently distorted perception of his own physique

Wow, St Pete to Tampa. That’s like moving from Manhattan to Brooklyn. Lmao

Idk if I'm weird but I've never expected most stories told by comedians to be real. It doesn't matter to me at all because their job is to tell funny stories. It's like being upset that not all movies are based on true events.

Ari is such a sociopath man, it's crazy how he gets away with so much dirtbag shit without repercussions.

The gallon of kool aid moment is one of my favorite podcast moments, Tom dying of laughter is so endearing.