The Most Pitiful Hostages

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3kliksphilip

3kliksphilip

Күн бұрын

CS2's new hostage models are exciting, unique and pitiful. But who's the most pitiful of them all? I investigate so you don't have to.
0:00 - History of Hostages
1:47 - CS:GO's Hostage Models
2:35 - CS2's Hostage Changes
3:00 - Feet
3:36 - Hostage 1: Least pitiful
4:47 - Hostage 2: Bit more pitiful
5:15 - Hostage 3: Very pitiful
6:03 - Hostage 4: The MOST pitiful

Пікірлер: 841
@bennnoboyo5238
@bennnoboyo5238 10 ай бұрын
“I’m not racist, BUT-“ - Philip, 2023
@NumbNicole
@NumbNicole 10 ай бұрын
Its pretty much required to say that in 2023, especially if you put the black guy in last place
@0ceanCS
@0ceanCS 10 ай бұрын
@@NumbNicoleI think they didn’t have the black man injured because they didn’t want anyone saying anything about racism
@3axapTv
@3axapTv 10 ай бұрын
​@@0ceanCSI will say that it's racist. Every hostage must be treated equally.
@Watburnt
@Watburnt 10 ай бұрын
​@@NumbNicoleHe's also at the top of the list if you look at it as who had the least suffering
@NumbNicole
@NumbNicole 10 ай бұрын
@@Watburnt Tru
@polar-star64
@polar-star64 10 ай бұрын
Thank you for the foot fetish information and statistics, Philip.
@gabrielzarate8459
@gabrielzarate8459 10 ай бұрын
beat your meat simulator
@dutbud9049
@dutbud9049 10 ай бұрын
pfp fits
@polar-star64
@polar-star64 10 ай бұрын
@@dutbud9049 Man.
@MiquelVZLA
@MiquelVZLA 10 ай бұрын
​@@dutbud9049Man.
@microsoftpowerpoint4731
@microsoftpowerpoint4731 10 ай бұрын
I will use this to tech global
@ZekeFreek
@ZekeFreek 10 ай бұрын
I hope they add atleast a breathing animation, it's very weird that they're just there like statues.
@elf3460
@elf3460 10 ай бұрын
They have no animation at all. But data miners find unused set of hostage animation. They are probably going to add it in nearest update.
10 ай бұрын
It’s not finished yet.
@bogdanboca07
@bogdanboca07 10 ай бұрын
you know it didnt even relaesed yet? be patient my friend..
@Likexner
@Likexner 9 ай бұрын
Ok but why do the breathing animations always have to be so overexaggerated? Nobody actually moves as much or as fast as videogame characters just by breathing.
@hpp676
@hpp676 2 ай бұрын
@@Likexner They are overexaggerated because real life breathing is so subtle that in game you won't even notice it, so it would be pointless for the animator to animate something you won't even realize is there.
@SeazonHDx
@SeazonHDx 10 ай бұрын
We are the most pitiful hostages just give us CS2 already
@SubhashishPradhan
@SubhashishPradhan 10 ай бұрын
Linux and Mac players are the most pitiful hostages. We don't even know if we will get CS2.
@TheXppp1
@TheXppp1 10 ай бұрын
Linux most definitely will be getting CS2, valve supports it a lot
@thrownsofaraway9978
@thrownsofaraway9978 10 ай бұрын
@@TheXppp1 And Mac is the worst for game support anyway about it so I feel no pity for them. Mac users have known for well over a decade that Mac isn't it so they could have easily moved on. Linux users just need a second drive with a windows install and they can just switch over if they want to play CSGO and a large chunk of Linux users already do that since Linux doesn't get native support across a wide variety of games and software.
@freezy2755
@freezy2755 10 ай бұрын
@@thrownsofaraway9978 some people cant afford a seperate pc for gaming and already have console
@Bozebo
@Bozebo 10 ай бұрын
@@freezy2755 If they're a mac user that's their decision with spending specifically so fair enough.
@feroplomin8564
@feroplomin8564 10 ай бұрын
no hostages were harmed in the making of this video
@The_ATF
@The_ATF 10 ай бұрын
Yet*
@JTuam101
@JTuam101 10 ай бұрын
​@@The_ATFwrong, cuz they can't be killed 💀💀💀
@KrissFliss
@KrissFliss 10 ай бұрын
They should make credits like left 4 dead.
@PoutyBun
@PoutyBun 10 ай бұрын
Philips in-game hostages, that is
@Grrt
@Grrt 10 ай бұрын
Far more foot shots than i needed today, thanks Philip!
@fireblade7542
@fireblade7542 10 ай бұрын
I love your videos
@dutbud9049
@dutbud9049 10 ай бұрын
Not enough, actually
@Rubi1007
@Rubi1007 10 ай бұрын
Grrt omg hi!!
@InfiniteP6
@InfiniteP6 10 ай бұрын
Where is my hairloom Garret?
@Neekzu
@Neekzu 10 ай бұрын
Better than backshots
@employee472
@employee472 10 ай бұрын
I like the glasses guy the best. Something about him just feels so real, and having the glasses and the frame be off his face a bit adds so much silent backstory to him, along with his haunting expression. Idk I feel like the design has been thought out really well for him
@davidgjam7600
@davidgjam7600 10 ай бұрын
He looks like Simon Ostrovsky from Vice News, who literally got kidnapped and held hostage
@shy-watcher
@shy-watcher 10 ай бұрын
Except real glasses don't really break like this. Valve plz fix.
@107zxz3
@107zxz3 10 ай бұрын
He looks a bit like dwight from dbd
@cubirk
@cubirk 10 ай бұрын
Poor kliner
@emulatorisland7417
@emulatorisland7417 10 ай бұрын
Yeah his story def has to be about being a journalist taken hostage by the terrorists.
@YoYoBobbyJoe
@YoYoBobbyJoe 10 ай бұрын
"This guy has taken a royal pounding" (cuts to back view) "in possibly more than one way" 💀💀💀
@EnoEtukeno
@EnoEtukeno 10 ай бұрын
Condition Zero's hostages added a lot of factors into the mode and almost deserve their own video. In addition to trying to sneak out, they would: -Head back towards their original positions if aimed at after sneaking out or if the CTs rescuing them got killed -Audibly call out and wave at CTs when spotting them, which could be beneficial to both teams -Yell out warnings to CTs if there were terrorists in their line of sight, both when first spotting CTs and during the rescue. When you'd get to them, instead of going "over here" and waving, they'd snitch Ts out by saying something like "LOOK OUT!" and cowering instead of waving. -Have different voice lines when contacting them if they had seen Ts recently -(Attempt to) run from HE grenades, get blinded by flashbangs and cough in smoke grenades -Occasionally panic near gunfights if CTs were not leading them, making them run off or cower in a corner -Be interactable from a distance, so you could tell them to follow you or stay put from afar -Jump and crouch, so they'd navigate maps a lot better -Be more talkative in general. They'd try to talk down terrorists from the fight, react to round ends with lines depending on how the round's resolved, have lines if the rescue took too long, be relieved when seeing the rescue zone and such While they'd never fit a modern, competitive CS, I thought they were one of the coolest changes to CZ.
@aeronautisch
@aeronautisch 10 ай бұрын
Well said! I totally forgot about all of this!
@Robciomixxnfs
@Robciomixxnfs 10 ай бұрын
Oh, it's finally over!
@alface935
@alface935 10 ай бұрын
They sound so cool now I want to play Hostage Rescue on Counter Strike Condition Zero
@Dorraj
@Dorraj 9 ай бұрын
I can see why "competitive" people would hate that, since it's an AI that adds uncontrollable factors, but since most people don't care about hostage anymore, I'm not sure why they wouldn't add cool features like this to it now. These all sound super cool!
@alface935
@alface935 9 ай бұрын
@@Dorraj True Hostage has been abandoned in the Competitive scene since idk CS S maybe...? so putting more uncontrollable factors into Hostage will not make a difference since the only Players playing Hostage today are most if not all Casual Players
@dekoshii
@dekoshii 10 ай бұрын
Why would they make a separate female model with such detailed feet in a game where you cant even lie down in the floor to see it. Clearly Valve knows about that chart, there's something for everyone in Counter-Strike 2. I feel satisfied, thanks Valve.
@proosee
@proosee 10 ай бұрын
You need a friend to hold her for you...
@odddellarobbia4
@odddellarobbia4 10 ай бұрын
a 'niche'
@Hyju_
@Hyju_ 10 ай бұрын
Remember, you can always view the model in model maker
@edwardrocca
@edwardrocca 10 ай бұрын
I think we found the 1 in 7 here haha
@cundan0484
@cundan0484 10 ай бұрын
Developers no longer ignore the chart lol... look at street fighter juri... they know what they are doing
@madmanmapper
@madmanmapper 10 ай бұрын
I actually quite liked the CZ hostages. It was really cool that Ritual/Turtle Rock wanted to try something new and interesting. Hostages that would try to escape on their own, and they even responded to you like they were scared. That was WAY cooler than carrying a silent, lifeless corpse around.
@AlphaGarg
@AlphaGarg 10 ай бұрын
Agreed. They were never annoying to me, or my friends. Rather chaotic, but somewhat predictably so, and they added another layer of depth to guarding the hostages, as if you didn't watch a certain route, they could just.. run away.
@kenjamago3977
@kenjamago3977 10 ай бұрын
oh and they also react differently according to your current faction. They'll try to meekly obey their captors if you're a Terrorist (i'm sorry okay, please don't hurt me, it's not too late to surrender) or extaticly waiting for you to save them as a CTs (hey!, over here, help me!, are you gonna try to save us?) but in turn they could also gave away your position if you're going for a sneaky methods.
@bermuda333
@bermuda333 10 ай бұрын
Funny thing is that despite CS2 being so modernized in terms of maps and models, duct tape over somebody's mouth doesn't actually work that well
@cosy_sweater
@cosy_sweater 10 ай бұрын
*at all
@EnricoUniverse
@EnricoUniverse 10 ай бұрын
the fuck does the modernity of the maps have to do with that
@geekay99
@geekay99 10 ай бұрын
Neither does putting spray paint on your magazine once you have to reload, but that doesn't stop every CSGO skin ever.
@bermuda333
@bermuda333 10 ай бұрын
@@EnricoUniverse models are in the maps dumbfuck
@tirawoo
@tirawoo 10 ай бұрын
@@geekay99do they not spray camo on guns irl
@NigelMelanisticSmith
@NigelMelanisticSmith 10 ай бұрын
"Pounding in more than one way" came out of left field lol 6:27
@infradragon
@infradragon 10 ай бұрын
fr
@dayne6475
@dayne6475 10 ай бұрын
I laughed so I had to pause the video cause I did not expect that from philip lol
@OfflineOffie
@OfflineOffie 10 ай бұрын
With the camera angle change too
@dj-murlock
@dj-murlock 10 ай бұрын
Would someone be so kind to clear up what he meant by this because I'm absolutely lost here
@dayne6475
@dayne6475 10 ай бұрын
@@dj-murlock sex up the bum
@bsh38ehe47usjebdjw8
@bsh38ehe47usjebdjw8 10 ай бұрын
this is the kind of stuff I wanna watch at 4am, thanks Philip
@therocket3953
@therocket3953 10 ай бұрын
CEST gang
@vukvidanovic8276
@vukvidanovic8276 10 ай бұрын
Exactly
@Chukase
@Chukase 10 ай бұрын
You wanna watch feet videos at 4am?! D:
@WhiteOut_RBLX
@WhiteOut_RBLX 10 ай бұрын
CEST gang
@DragoDactyl
@DragoDactyl 4 ай бұрын
3am here
@rEd1337
@rEd1337 10 ай бұрын
They look weird. They really need some kind of animation... like this - they are like static props on the map. Imagine if they would follow the movement of CTs with their head or maybe they would mumble for help when a CT is close; but only if the CTs didn't buy the defuse kit. Otherwise; with defuse kit, the hostages would remain silent, but still would have some sort of lively animation.
@cundan0484
@cundan0484 10 ай бұрын
The 3D models have soul but animations are needed to give them life
@its_fabled
@its_fabled 10 ай бұрын
Cool idea with the defuse kit actually
@Tasoittaja
@Tasoittaja 10 ай бұрын
"What is my purpose in life?" "You're going to be a hostage in casual mode!" "NOOOOooo!!"
@x5566asd
@x5566asd 10 ай бұрын
1:44 more variety, when we forget there were office worker hostages in CSGO until they were removed
@gosoccerboy5
@gosoccerboy5 10 ай бұрын
I feel bad for all of them... they look so sad :(
@StrikeWarlock
@StrikeWarlock 10 ай бұрын
Give it a few hours, Stockholm Syndrome will kick in soon...
@RagnaroekChaos
@RagnaroekChaos 10 ай бұрын
3:00 FOR FREE?
@duncandalafu4051
@duncandalafu4051 10 ай бұрын
"he isn't crying. He's not grimacing like that other guy. he's past all that. He doesn't even look sad anymore. He's just... there." - Coldest line ever
@TheInfamousCloaker
@TheInfamousCloaker 10 ай бұрын
Next on the in depth lore of the hostages, that they were never canonically rescued because no one plays hostage mode any more. Edit: I know people are going to say that people play Hostage in casual, but if we take the "canon" matches of CS to only be Esport matches (Especially ones that add new stuff to maps) then no one ever played Hostage and the hostages were never canonically rescued in CS:GO
@thisemptyworm4677
@thisemptyworm4677 10 ай бұрын
hostage >> lame ass bomb comp, esport ready-made mode
@babaloons4887
@babaloons4887 10 ай бұрын
When i played casual hostage was alive and i would have fun playing italy on it
@mousiedung
@mousiedung 10 ай бұрын
I play casual hostages exclusively cause those are the only maps my shitty PC and latin american internet can handle. Lots of players there.
@FLy1nRabBit
@FLy1nRabBit 10 ай бұрын
Good good, the plebs don’t know about the underground office fight clubs.
@thearizonaranger7376
@thearizonaranger7376 10 ай бұрын
I always wonder what would make hostage mode more fun. Maybe the hostages are at CT spawn, CTs must take them to an extraction site, then defend the site for 45 seconds while the helicopter comes? But then it seems too similar to defuse...
@maxhoe
@maxhoe 10 ай бұрын
I honestly think, the hostages should have themes based on the maps their in. It doesn't make a lot of sense if you're playing office and the hostages are just dressed like prisoners, etc.
@arandompasserby7940
@arandompasserby7940 10 ай бұрын
I honestly think that's a great concept. That and, AT BARE MINIMUM, breathing/idle animations.
@WeedCop
@WeedCop 10 ай бұрын
I never understood why the hostages were dressed like prisoners. If they are prisoners that are important enough to be targeted by international terrorists, they themselves are terrorists, so shouldnt the CTs be defending them from getting rescued by Ts
@gui18bif
@gui18bif 9 ай бұрын
Or black hostages in Italy.
@Sickcrazyneet
@Sickcrazyneet 9 ай бұрын
​@@gui18bif there are black people living in Italy in real life
@_mazarico_
@_mazarico_ 5 ай бұрын
In earlier versions of CS:GO, where the hostages had AI similar to CS:Source, they in did in fact wear office attire when in Office. Valve changed them to prison outfits for what I assume was for visibility purposes (orange suits are easier to spot quickly than grey office clothing). Still kind of a lame change given no one plays Office for hostage rescue.
@agamingdog
@agamingdog 10 ай бұрын
in this house we cherish and respect the cs hostages
@FzrCS
@FzrCS 10 ай бұрын
This is such a good video. You highlight all the new changes whilst also turning it in a funny story😂amazing content as always philip
@prec1sion548
@prec1sion548 10 ай бұрын
Thank you for the in-depth foot research, Philip! It truly elevated this video.
@hxgonic
@hxgonic 10 ай бұрын
3:38 “I’m not racist.. BUT”
@christianhorvath791
@christianhorvath791 10 ай бұрын
Wow those feet models are looking sharp.
@nodraw_
@nodraw_ 10 ай бұрын
Boys, we found the 1/7 person
@arandompasserby7940
@arandompasserby7940 10 ай бұрын
@@nodraw_ Think of it this way: From a purely graphical/artistic standpoint, feet are some of the most difficult parts of the human anatomy to draw and render, due to their unique structure. While the fidelity of digitally created humans has advanced tremendously, that part usually remains lacking, either due to polygon limits or lack of caring. So, in much the same way boobs have gone from PS1 Lara Croft's triangle pyramids to fully rendered with jiggle physics, it's nice to see feet finally go from square blocks to detailed and actually human-like ... even if took twice as long to happen.
@muraxez3162
@muraxez3162 10 ай бұрын
God, I LOVE that you put your own amazing tracks on top of the video! It's making all videos even more engaging
@alex_9962
@alex_9962 10 ай бұрын
What’s the song at 1:50?
@Lachrymogenic
@Lachrymogenic 9 ай бұрын
something about hearing the hostages breathe into your ears obnoxiously is really funny to me
@cundan0484
@cundan0484 10 ай бұрын
I think the 3D artist at Valve is a 1 in a 7 person... Btw if you are reading this you did an amazing job! You gave them soul with the facial expressions
@arandompasserby7940
@arandompasserby7940 10 ай бұрын
Honestly, as realistic as digital human characters have gotten, feet are still a difficult thing to recreate and make look decent - so whoever it is, give 'em some credit for trying to forge new ground here! 😁
@derpycat9347
@derpycat9347 10 ай бұрын
The hostages aren't tall in cs 1.6, it is the player being short.
@hohohodrigues
@hohohodrigues 10 ай бұрын
was the camera closer to the gun then?
@queuedjar4578
@queuedjar4578 10 ай бұрын
the average cs player model is like half the size of a door, which means they're around 4 feet tall, and run at about 20 miles per hour. Counter-Strike characters are in gremlin mode
@dk1480
@dk1480 10 ай бұрын
@@queuedjar4578 the world is bigger in source to avoid triggering claustrophobia, even bigger in gldsrc
@sergeydoronin1579
@sergeydoronin1579 10 ай бұрын
​@@queuedjar4578 In many if not most games the doors are super big.
@Zzannez
@Zzannez 10 ай бұрын
@@queuedjar4578 the average cs player* there, fixed it for you
@lydonjr__
@lydonjr__ 10 ай бұрын
Thank you Philip. Brilliant analysis. I wonder if the male models technically have cleaner feet if they share the same dirt textures as the female. Same dirt over a larger surface area may reveal a dirtier female foot.
@Gractus
@Gractus 10 ай бұрын
You're the one in seven aren't you?
@vibaj16
@vibaj16 10 ай бұрын
how dirty something is normally refers to dirt per area, so it would be the same dirtiness
@frankejk
@frankejk 10 ай бұрын
I get having a foot fetish but liking dirty feet is something I will never understand, it’s just disgusting to look at
@astr0nik1.65
@astr0nik1.65 10 ай бұрын
@@frankejk well... it's like when people like hairy... u know. Here the same thing.
@N0tiK
@N0tiK 10 ай бұрын
"This guy has taken a royal pounding and possibly more than one way" me: hmmm..
@J3rrytheJ0ker
@J3rrytheJ0ker 10 ай бұрын
the video i was waiting for when i saw the update. thank you
@kristianstoyanov6149
@kristianstoyanov6149 10 ай бұрын
Nice video Philip. Never thought much about the NPCs, and here you've made something of a short story that was nice to watch. Great ending too. Hope you are doing well and take care.
@jojotoofor9eight766
@jojotoofor9eight766 10 ай бұрын
3:10 It seems as if 12,714.3 people have foot fetishes.
@aeeee2
@aeeee2 10 ай бұрын
This video is currently at 4K views, 2.8% of people would have a foot fetish... I don't expect anything less from Phillip's analysis. Amazing Job.
@turmspitzewerk
@turmspitzewerk 10 ай бұрын
where are you getting 2.8%? its 1 in 7, one of the most common fetishes in the world. at 12k views right now, that's nearly 2k.
@hohohodrigues
@hohohodrigues 10 ай бұрын
It's not 2.8%. it's 14.28571428572%, which is not a great number, but we're dealing with a sample size billion times smaller than the total population and it's a goddamn prime number
@somnia3423
@somnia3423 10 ай бұрын
​@@turmspitzewerkso many? Thats so disgusting
@thatcooldudeisawesome876
@thatcooldudeisawesome876 10 ай бұрын
Technically the 1 in 7 is most likely a close approximation if we are being exact@@turmspitzewerk
@josemanuelciervidecastillo8172
@josemanuelciervidecastillo8172 10 ай бұрын
Currently at 18k, so about 2571 foot fetishers, or 14.28%
@DistilledGuava
@DistilledGuava 10 ай бұрын
Thank you for showing the hostages in CSCZ, that's all I ever wanted from you.
@jorge69696
@jorge69696 10 ай бұрын
Nice color harmony on the thumbnail. Deep purple of the background with the warm oranges of the hostages. 👌
@mechemix
@mechemix 10 ай бұрын
thanks for re-upload bro
@CastledCard
@CastledCard 10 ай бұрын
That hostage model gonna make the community act up
@therealmido.
@therealmido. 10 ай бұрын
You know its a great day when philip posts.
@mikeman232
@mikeman232 10 ай бұрын
I wonder if they're motionless on purpose for "competitive reasons" or if it's just placeholder for the beta... Would be (not) nice to see them move around, having itches being unable to be itched, and head twitching due to trauma, and maybe sometimes dozing off, leaning a bit more back to sleep due to many sleepless nights. Sky's the limit (not anymore since we don't need the Skybox tool texture) with depicting how cruel the Terrorists were to these poor people, but maybe I'm looking for too much detail that it might make a few uncomfortable... If they're trying to be hyper realistic with graphics and the setting, then you have to depict the darker parts of the implicated situations we play in.
@spoono
@spoono 10 ай бұрын
I think them dozing off and instantly waking up would be a great touch lmfao
@standardaccountenjoyer2826
@standardaccountenjoyer2826 10 ай бұрын
357 foot enjoyers so far mr phillip
@BertieJasokie
@BertieJasokie 10 ай бұрын
6:28, "took a royal pounding in possibly more than one way.." - 3klikphilip 2023
@Sanguinaryyy
@Sanguinaryyy 10 ай бұрын
Ending got real dark. But thank you for fueling my foot fetish at 4am, Philip!
@buddyisbored2355
@buddyisbored2355 10 ай бұрын
we're up to 1000 fetishists and counting philip
@user-un5xj1wl6p
@user-un5xj1wl6p 10 ай бұрын
Maybe subtle animation for being alive/turning their heads randomly would be nice... I'd say make them a proximity sensor buuut yeah shadows and what not already make it not competititve enough to some...
@SamCyanide
@SamCyanide 10 ай бұрын
3:53 holy shit, i remember that book on the grand canyon fron when i was a kid, id always put the back cover facing down so the skull wouldnt be visible
@Veptis
@Veptis 10 ай бұрын
There is like 5 different spawning spots.... Yet you get a pair at random and then play 15 rounds like that.
@kolper6799
@kolper6799 10 ай бұрын
As office main Id like valve to add some poses variety to these hostages for more context based placement. Like leaning onto walls or in some uncomfortable position like if they were punished for disobedience or for sake of keeping them passive for longer. Maybe they could go all possum and pretend to die.
@jerichohasfun
@jerichohasfun 10 ай бұрын
I would not have guessed 1 in 7 is the ratio for foot fetish. I would have guessed 1 in 15 or higher.
@TheMainGuyL
@TheMainGuyL 10 ай бұрын
god this video is full of good quotes
@formerlymax
@formerlymax 10 ай бұрын
the annunciation on "duct taped" being extra clear is not unnoticed. I appreciate that.
@Soldier3856
@Soldier3856 10 ай бұрын
I think you missed the opportunity to showcase hostages fron Condition Zero Deleted Scenes. Yeah, they may be just reskinned scientists from Half-Life, but you do escort them to rescue zone, just like CS hostages, so they *are* hostages. And they have a great variety, which depends on the mission, that I personally find pretty neat :)
@dapanda2068
@dapanda2068 10 ай бұрын
Thank you Phillip for the great question
@thomasanthonydavis3813
@thomasanthonydavis3813 9 ай бұрын
Did NOT expect to see “Over The Edge: Death in the Grand Canyon” in a 3Kliks video! Time to dig out my copy from my trip there over a decade ago. You never fail to surprise me, Philip
@riyvk
@riyvk 10 ай бұрын
im worried for you sometimes philip
@loosemoose5217
@loosemoose5217 10 ай бұрын
4:56 such a tiny detail that bothers me that isnt correct, his broken glasses, thats not how glasses break, modern glasses arent actually glass, they are a form of plastic, the lenses wouldnt shatter like that, they would crack and such but idk how to describe it but it wouldnt shatter like that
@IvanGoughYT
@IvanGoughYT 10 ай бұрын
4:12 To be fair, that is a terrible effort, Phillip.
@TotalNonsense-
@TotalNonsense- 10 ай бұрын
I love how the thumbnail is like a "it's over" wojak compilation
@DariusDRB
@DariusDRB 10 ай бұрын
The sound from cs 1.6 hits me hard
@Minirow
@Minirow 10 ай бұрын
The fourth new hostage looks like the "APARTMINT?" guy to me, and I'll never be able to unsee that. 👀
@HumanBeanOfficial
@HumanBeanOfficial 10 ай бұрын
just a heads up- the whole script comes up in the captions at the very start of the video, then there are no captions for the rest.
@riplumi
@riplumi 10 ай бұрын
think that’s a bug if the captions try to auto-translate from one dialect to another. it you select english (uk) it should work
@musicjax
@musicjax 10 ай бұрын
interesting how there's a whole chapter just for feet
@MetalWolfz
@MetalWolfz 10 ай бұрын
Great Video!
@ASlickNamedPimpback
@ASlickNamedPimpback 10 ай бұрын
love the models and their feet, thanks phillip
@Malxer
@Malxer 10 ай бұрын
Finally some visual appealing rework to the hostage models Hopefuly they will add custom voicelines to them as well. It's off that they still sound the same and that the female version has the same male scream. Here's to the future. Hopefully they will remaster default T and CT agents as well. Cant wait to see the Separatists and the GIGN
@A-Random-Guy
@A-Random-Guy 10 ай бұрын
The subtitle at the beginning is truly one of the Kliksphilip moments of all time
@bigal_3000
@bigal_3000 10 ай бұрын
this is one of your funniest videos yet lmao
@AleksWorkshop
@AleksWorkshop 10 ай бұрын
If you listen closely, you can already hear the greasy apple pencils scribbling up hostage woman art before the game even releases.
@zenkohfr
@zenkohfr 10 ай бұрын
Yes. Yes indeed, Alek.
@serenalaurence1492
@serenalaurence1492 10 ай бұрын
As of now, 15K viewers which is approximately 2K feet enjoyers. If we assume that all of them, and only them, have been liking the video, we can see the likes are dangerously close to the number (1.7K as of now). Scary stuff. I'm afraid the awakening had happened quite a long time ago :)
@locomotivefaox
@locomotivefaox 10 ай бұрын
I’m very drunk rn and this was funnier than it deserves to be thank you Philip
@TheSUPERWIND2023
@TheSUPERWIND2023 10 ай бұрын
Famous last words; "I'm not racist, BUT" lmao
@factoryof3981
@factoryof3981 10 ай бұрын
ackhtually ☝🤓 CS:GO at first didn't have the sitting type hostages, but the same dumb running ones.
@aeronautisch
@aeronautisch 10 ай бұрын
6:32 kinda looks like philip in his banner
@ChriDlmhdh-pq9nh
@ChriDlmhdh-pq9nh 6 ай бұрын
The ducked taped dude had his tongue cut out
@suop1234
@suop1234 10 ай бұрын
!! where's the lens flare! sick vid as always :)
@mikeyX101
@mikeyX101 10 ай бұрын
This episode is UNHINGED.
@pasteleftDane
@pasteleftDane 10 ай бұрын
I did the same thing you did in the beginning of the vid 3 min ago, and I got your recommendation on home page
@blocky_luke
@blocky_luke 10 ай бұрын
I thought the thumbnail was a meme with an edit of real people looking like hostages, i guess source 2 is just that good
@Daaninator
@Daaninator 10 ай бұрын
love the feet details 🤤
@aidarosullivan5269
@aidarosullivan5269 10 ай бұрын
Some people watching this vid: Wait, there are hostages in this game????
@user-bv8wr3vw4x
@user-bv8wr3vw4x 10 ай бұрын
0:13 They are not 7ft. The eye camera was put in the chest instead of the head of the player. That why they appear taller than you.
@theequalizer162
@theequalizer162 10 ай бұрын
Thanks for the guide of how to take care of my hostages :)
@hamstersmash
@hamstersmash 10 ай бұрын
i love your humor
@EllieVaricuber
@EllieVaricuber 10 ай бұрын
that fun fact feels like a personal attack
@SethThrow
@SethThrow 10 ай бұрын
NOOOO PHILIP NOT THE FEET ANALYSIS
@legocy-is-lazy
@legocy-is-lazy 10 ай бұрын
the video was so good i felt 3kliks coming inside my pc
@alorenzoivan
@alorenzoivan 10 ай бұрын
Pity to the hostages, atleast they have seniors on one of them
@danielsgrunge
@danielsgrunge 10 ай бұрын
5 years from now I'd love to see stats of hostage models rescued I bet the woman will get a higher % of successful rescues
@ok-mx1mi
@ok-mx1mi 10 ай бұрын
Nice video! I hope they change their voices a bit
@a97civic20
@a97civic20 10 ай бұрын
6:27 "This guy has taken a royal pounding, in possibly in more than one way" almost slipped by me
@bethmoth22
@bethmoth22 10 ай бұрын
This title was WILD considering I thought it was gonna be about real life hostages for a second like "DAMN."
@ChrisBrown-ir6sf
@ChrisBrown-ir6sf 10 ай бұрын
I cant Beathe ( goerge floyd ) reference in the Black Hostage.
@happygofishing
@happygofishing 10 ай бұрын
fentynl floyd
@senorsac7927
@senorsac7927 10 ай бұрын
id love if that defenstration server got put back up
@maliz
@maliz 10 ай бұрын
this video idea is wild
@JohnWick-ut1tj
@JohnWick-ut1tj 10 ай бұрын
The glasses one got the Hostage DRIP 🤣
@btarg1
@btarg1 10 ай бұрын
One of the hostages looks like the woman on the cover of a PVRIS album and i can't unsee it
@CatsT.M
@CatsT.M 10 ай бұрын
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