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If I ever decide to sell a house I'm gonna make weird, subtle changes to every room until they become entirely sinister

I bet there will be a civil war between James and Jawsh over the best house, and the refrigerator placement

At this point, I'm really looking forward to a tour of Jawsh's house.

Jawsh needs to be an interior designer, he gets it.

I unironically love the missile silo being a potential house. It'd be perfect for like, a secret underground base type of house. But you'd need multibillionaire levels of money in order to do all the repairs necessary. Alongside any sort of decorating

I would "accidentally" nuke the harry potter reddit house if I could

3:30 holy shit i'd love to live in this house. assuming all of the bootleg CDs and shelving was gone you could setup sick arcade or old school LAN rooms. shit would be so amazing and it's fucking massive.

Jawsh’s wisdom is held back by his mortality

10:58 okay not gonna lie, the house with the miniature observatory/telescope is actually pretty dope. And the pictures it took are freaking amazing too, really good quality for something that small!

“Is this Canadian?” They have the Kansas City chiefs logo on their floor

Jameskii should visit one irl and complain to the landlord the whole time

That red pool house was pretty sick. That telescope sold me. I fuckin love space.

10:53 who ever made that pool took the saying made from blood and tears to a whole new level.

These types of videos are unironically some of my favorite content of yours James, they are constantly unhinged and remind me so much of the interactions I have with my friends at like 2 am.

2:09 I can't tell if that's just a weird gate below the bed, or a railing for a staircase. I hope it's the former, the latter sounds terrifying.

James "OMG they have dobby" Jawsh "i''d break his neck "

This video is 10% weird houses and 90% Jawsh

My mother got married in a castle an elderly couple rents out for special venues. It's in the middle of the Canadian plains, and it's also made by the people that own it.

JOSH _(purple text)_ IS KILLING ME, I love his humor XD

at 3:12 you missed the chance to say "it's the mike wahouseki"

okay about blue lick road house, the owners didn't actually get arrested. What ended up happening was they were running an amateur resale business and one of their hauls of new DVDs was actually shoplifted, the cops caught them selling this shoplifted haul and ended up telling them that they're allowed to keep selling their DVDs as long as they keep receipts for every transaction

I love how Jawsh is repelled by anything remotely normal or interesting

I swear jawsh is just the embodyment of uncanny

8:20 That made me laugh. Gosh I love Shrek.

This is the Carson content we could’ve got if he didn’t get into trouble lol, Jawsh carrying everything as always.

2:45 wise mystical tree.

The house at 3:30 is like a backrooms level, I’d love to live in it!

The shelf with a cleanex was probably meant to have a stature of the Virgin Mary since it looks the right shape and size

"why do you need a garage on an island?" Because boats can't drive? But seriously, a ferry is a thing, and a single-person ferry could be very small. Then you take your car across the water to roads and it's that simple. Trust me, I've seen singular houses on tiny pieces of land in the Keys, and while slightly inconvenient, you will literally never have issues with neighbors.

1:56 "Today were going to be foundation wiping this guys base"

I would be terrified about living in a house that any part of its design influenced by Jameski and co

7:40 why does that counter look like it’s from some Nickelodeon show

I live like 3 blocks away from that house in Kentucky. It's on bluelick road. Use to know a kid that lived there, it was wild

At this point, jawsh sees it fit to put a microwave in every bedroom, whether there’s 2 or 100

When he said " I'd snap his neck" while reffering to that dobby statue I was taking a sip from my drink and fucking chocked

Now you gotta play house flipper and make your own weird homes. One of the recent updates added very odd pictures for such a relaxing game. Such as 15th century portrait of Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia, The Nightmare, The Sleep Of Reason Produces Monsters, The Severed Heads, and Arnold Bocklin Self Portrait With Death Playing The Fiddle. You could make something really weird, creepy, or do a Jerma style house and make it like a JigSaw trap house

"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs, thats all i've ever wanted" - is a quote by Kevin from the tv show the office xd

The Sims 3 Build/Buy Mode music was a _fantastic_ touch for this video.

Always a good time when a jameskii video comes out

Thanks for this bro. Needed a good laugh today 💜

Oh so these are the type of things I should look for when buying a house. Thanks Jameskii! 😁

7:22😂 either or … Hey Lois

imagine you bought the underground base house, and you having girlfriend, how the hell you would ask her "go in your house"?

0:11 and if I don't want too??? I'm not free, buy me.

The bathtub at 3:43 looks like a baptismal tub

the lighthouse house looks very cozy

2:24 Jameskii predicted the Blue Lobster Jumps care meme.

“On the inside they’re freaks” says the guy who would like to live in a house with nothing except for a spinning yarn wheel for poor people in 1601

By the way, the cleenex shelf is most likely a phone shelf that they put a cleenex box on

As a person from kentucky i agree with that statement, last week i drove by a church and it had not a cross, not jesus, a goat, a damn goat on top of it.

this is just bad car mods but for houses but that house with the chair barricade just screams "trying to keep evil contained in a horror movie"

11:08 “Who lived in here a Canadian?” Well if he’s Canadian he’s got good selection on American football teams

Day is brightened thanks to James uploading

I like that the Kentucky house has a lds baptismal font as a bathtub

5:31 this is an office quote for all the people who wanna know why that’s there

10:56 "why would you ever want to color your pool red" I was drinking IZZE blackberry and fucking shot it out my nose laughing so hard while drinking

10:00 (spoilers for stranger things season 4) yoooo it's the missile sile from stranger things season 4

Hell yeah this the type of video I love to see after a long day

Pissed myself laughing when you put the spooky face in the darkness thank you

Quotes from Kevin from the Office 5:40

In the words of Kylo Ren: M O R E ! M O R E ! ! ! !

2:25 blue lobster jumpscare

"I don't see any issue" Either spoken like a man who uses an outdoor toilet, or spoken like a man who has been in prison.

Just a note on the bedroom/restroom houses which are usually bungalows are usually for disabled individuals such as myself who need to get out of bed multiple times a day but can't walk that far without needing a wheelchair etc etc while it might seem unhygienic, most disabled individuals are very clean with there areas. So yer love the humour but thought I'd mention it, getting out of bed and pooping is better than having to travel stairs or go through multiple doors, obviously if you have an ensuite it's different but ye, when I had my bowel transplant my live in rest room on hospital campus for recovery had my bedroom like that, sometimes you don't have a minute to get there lmao

That warehouse house is like a harry potter tent, way bigger inside, honestly, really interesting Also, I'd kill to live in that Hobbit house, literally, I will kill.

cabinets inside of a shower is so much more cursed than i couldve ever imagined

I just wanna know what James' search history looks like after videos like these

9:59 literally the place you go out from at the end of portal 2 XD

3:20 That needs to be a VRChat world

Hi james ive just started watching ur vids again their amazing keep it up!

Something about reviewing weird houses makes me question humanity

If you think about it a barstool really has 4 seats 🌞

1:09 Keep in mind that this toilet also appears to have a set of unfrosted windows with no blinds overlooking the street. Pooping as a spectator sport.

The baptism pool for a bathtub is a good touch

I need more of this.

9:15 Beauty and the Hypebeast

Im gonna need more of this

I love how all the houses look like something James would make in gmod

3:47 i love how that's not even a bathtub that's legit a baptismal they are using as a bathtub 😂

never knew my neighbors were running a bootleg Amazon.

Jawsh, makes a lot of good points... I need his view when buying a house.

i haven’t had a video of yours pop up in my feed in a minute

10:44 carpeted pool carpeted pool

I like the space one.

I wish I had friends like this, this is so funny

0:46 My grandma actually has an oven on the wall, and yes, it's very convenient :)

ITS FREAKING GUCCI THE LOBSTER must be big fans of yours

I’m here for the next video keep the good work going

Hahahaha the chair in the beginning

The pink house in the thumbnail is brighter than my future

hey james. hello from the youtube studio notification bar. anyway lets play minecraft

The fact that the one bathtub was literally a baptistery was kinda hilarious and highly questionable to the why it would be used as a bathtub since it would be super deep.

I Loved the Last Video

rewatching old jameskii vids instead of taking notes worth it

We need more people like Jawsh in our lives

That upside down house is probably the staging area for CHALLENGE PISSING.

11:48 I can't breathe.

Jawsh is such a Debby Downer, i was like "shut the fuck up jawsh"

12:20 the ads on the side lmao