The Mount and Blade Khergit Experience

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Simo

Simo

6 жыл бұрын

After The Mount and Blade Sarranid Experience, The Mount and Blade Khergit experience is here!
A montage of Mount and Blade Warband gameplay with memes and jokes here and there, with a little bit of editing, to try and depict the mount and blade khergit experience, in a funny way.
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Music:
JJBA Part 2 - Awaken (Simpsonill Remix) ver.3
• JJBA Part 2 - Awaken D...
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure- Awaken(Pillar Men Theme)
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@hazedogrises
@hazedogrises 5 жыл бұрын
0:47 That was actually a legitimate strategy that the Mongols used, to fake a retreat into better ground then charge into everyone who fell for it. 10/10 for historical accuracy
@anythingthoughanythingthou2453
@anythingthoughanythingthou2453 4 жыл бұрын
JanakirKhan pretty sure every steppe civilization used this tactic I don’t think it belongs to one
@murselpatpat4270
@murselpatpat4270 4 жыл бұрын
by metehan, second known leader of central asia khanete
@murselpatpat4270
@murselpatpat4270 4 жыл бұрын
@@shademan2135 How well do you know the central asia history?
@ArtyJerjerrod
@ArtyJerjerrod 4 жыл бұрын
also the Normans. It's known as 'the Norman Trick' in England became William I did it at Hastings
@murselpatpat4270
@murselpatpat4270 4 жыл бұрын
@@ArtyJerjerrod turks were using this tactic 200 bc. normans appeared 800 ad
@dunepepe6199
@dunepepe6199 5 жыл бұрын
No throat singing 0/10
@tigrosabertooth4757
@tigrosabertooth4757 5 жыл бұрын
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@tigrosabertooth4757
@tigrosabertooth4757 5 жыл бұрын
@@atune2682 yeah, they are great. my favourite mongol band, actually.(sounds like I know any other mongol band, lol)
@gyrozeppeli8116
@gyrozeppeli8116 5 жыл бұрын
JoJo referance is better btw
@pug-aloentertainment3801
@pug-aloentertainment3801 4 жыл бұрын
@@gyrozeppeli8116 Mongol singing > > > JoJo refs
@kolobokdigidon233
@kolobokdigidon233 4 жыл бұрын
@@tigrosabertooth4757 Don`t know who you are, but you have my thanks for giving me url of this song
@thenoobinator3508
@thenoobinator3508 6 жыл бұрын
* Horse archer fires arrow at shield * * is blocked * * fires again, gets past the shield * * does 2 damage * * laughs in swadian *
@Seagull780
@Seagull780 6 жыл бұрын
Actually it's really easy to get headshots as a horse archer
@FriendlyArchpriest
@FriendlyArchpriest 6 жыл бұрын
I think he is talking about NPCs, not your own character...
@Seagull780
@Seagull780 6 жыл бұрын
@@FriendlyArchpriest fair point
@tomaspolacek6387
@tomaspolacek6387 6 жыл бұрын
Swadian master race
@dafty4183
@dafty4183 6 жыл бұрын
Tomáš Poláček You mean: Swadian SUBJECT race
@ObviusRetard
@ObviusRetard 6 жыл бұрын
Now make a video about the most honourable way to play the game: Rhodok crossbowspam
@angel_of_death2940
@angel_of_death2940 6 жыл бұрын
Who needs honor when you have 200 rhodok sharpshooters.
@HeironFlex
@HeironFlex 6 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the green deathsquad of death
@MihzvolWuriar
@MihzvolWuriar 6 жыл бұрын
Funny enough, I think, without a few infantry, these 200 rhodok would lose easily against 200 khergit cavalry lol
@angel_of_death2940
@angel_of_death2940 6 жыл бұрын
>rhodok sharpshooters >losing to khergits
@zerogbot23
@zerogbot23 6 жыл бұрын
Rhodok firing squads
@user-rw3kw7wx7e
@user-rw3kw7wx7e 5 жыл бұрын
2:33 *In private conversation* "You know now that I tried playing with the kherjits they aren't that bad" *Several people are typing*
@dova9836
@dova9836 4 жыл бұрын
Khergits
@raddragon1373
@raddragon1373 4 жыл бұрын
@@dova9836 Never heard of the kerjits?
@dova9836
@dova9836 4 жыл бұрын
@@raddragon1373 I pronounce them like kerjits but I write them like khergits
@raddragon1373
@raddragon1373 4 жыл бұрын
@@dova9836 Just joking. You like khergs?
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 жыл бұрын
@@dova9836 Khergit have wares if you have denars
@lewisa7325
@lewisa7325 6 жыл бұрын
A horse walks into a khergit bar and the bartender says: "why the long face sexy"
@yeng1855
@yeng1855 2 жыл бұрын
Tavern*
@DarkSamael55
@DarkSamael55 2 жыл бұрын
​@@yeng1855 Yurt*
@yeng1855
@yeng1855 2 жыл бұрын
Hey. What happened to that guy who replied to me?
@justafreebirdsolo
@justafreebirdsolo Жыл бұрын
Probably deleted their comment
@Yarenoglu
@Yarenoglu 5 жыл бұрын
Khergits are only bad in siege because the game doesn't use them how they were historically used. Many nomadic people conquered cities and castles with ease, not by rushing up a ladder, but by circling the city and cutting off their supply. So the only way the defenders (or their reinforcements) wanted to fight, they would have to do it in open field where the horse archers dominated with hit and run tactics. In the end, the city would run out of food and clean water, and with no supplies coming in, they would have to surrender the city, which is how mongols, ottomans, and huns have conquered many cities and castles. But in the game, every faction fights the same way, and sieges the same way. This could probably be fixed with some code, so you could have nomads fight like nomads, but in the vanilla game this doesn't happen. I think the best faction suited to the vanilla siege game style is Rhodoks (at their best troops), their armour holds up pretty good, their full body shield is especially good for walking up the ladder, their crossbows are super accurate and deadly to pick off a lot of the archers in the castle towers, and their sergeants are (imho) on par with the nord huscarl, maybe not so much on 1v1, but because they are cheaper, you can hire more of them, and it definitely makes up for it in my personal experience.
@meheh2427
@meheh2427 5 жыл бұрын
Well, not to mention hired mercenaries, terror tactics, total war, and siege weaponry.
@umuttr7010
@umuttr7010 5 жыл бұрын
Kardeş Türk müsün ?
@yaboiyaboy9980
@yaboiyaboy9980 5 жыл бұрын
No the best is swadian knights. In fact there's really no point of having any other troops except for a few archers. Sometimes I'll get housecarls cuz their cool. But swadian knights are so op, once you get a certain amount of them you can't lose a battle
@meheh2427
@meheh2427 5 жыл бұрын
@@yaboiyaboy9980 True but that wasn't really his point...
@blind_mel0n
@blind_mel0n 4 жыл бұрын
you can do that in mount and blade, it just takes 30 to 100 days.
@goodshit4655
@goodshit4655 6 жыл бұрын
WAMMU! AWAKEN MY KHANS!
@elPominator
@elPominator 6 жыл бұрын
Ayyayyyayyayyaaaa
@owenbagwell8997
@owenbagwell8997 5 жыл бұрын
I'm awake... What do you need
@lochlanmerkel7144
@lochlanmerkel7144 5 жыл бұрын
DIVINE ARROW STORM
@gamer_eza47
@gamer_eza47 5 жыл бұрын
I want to give you a medal as "world's bravest man" for fighting against looters without a helmet. Gotta fear them stones, boi!
@osmancuneyd8117
@osmancuneyd8117 2 жыл бұрын
I am braver 🐱 i am newbie and i was not using helmets
@yeng1855
@yeng1855 2 жыл бұрын
Wait ya serious? I feel like that's a once in a lifetime thing to headshotted by a pebble.
@Khergit
@Khergit 4 жыл бұрын
As a Khergit, i can confirm this is how we live.
@brandonwort
@brandonwort 6 жыл бұрын
But real talk though, those khergit tribesmen are really good starter troops.
@ceoofwarcrimes4600
@ceoofwarcrimes4600 6 жыл бұрын
Them and rhodoks imo late game nords vaegirs and swadians wreck house
@jellevaneijk9397
@jellevaneijk9397 4 жыл бұрын
"I'll show you who's trash" continues to have multiple lancers taken out by a few deserting archers.
@nekhbet_853
@nekhbet_853 6 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? Everyone knows the rhodoks have the best cavalry in the game
@nanaa9074
@nanaa9074 6 жыл бұрын
Little Hamlet What do you mean outlaws have the best cavalry
@nathanmeulensteen339
@nathanmeulensteen339 6 жыл бұрын
so sad people these days forgetting all about the nord cavalry :(
@noger1234
@noger1234 6 жыл бұрын
@@nanaa9074 what about the great looter knight.duh you guys are pathetic
@Diggge
@Diggge 6 жыл бұрын
What are these heretics talking about? Everyone knows that the peasant womans is hands down the most elite cavalry in the game.
@SnowHawkX
@SnowHawkX 6 жыл бұрын
Jeremus is the best cavalry by far.
@KarlFranzEmperor
@KarlFranzEmperor 6 жыл бұрын
The quality content i subbed for
@cobelat5357
@cobelat5357 6 жыл бұрын
We have found it, THE 5TH PILLAR MAN
@yesno5098
@yesno5098 3 жыл бұрын
I hope he doesn't turn into ultimate life form HIDE THE DAMN AJ STONE
@user-ml2kx3zx2l
@user-ml2kx3zx2l 4 жыл бұрын
okay, we are in 2020, and i'm finally gonna say it, here we go.... i really like the Khergits and Sarranids, they are cool and have the most cool lore and i'm tired pretending it isn't.
@GuyMaleMan
@GuyMaleMan 2 жыл бұрын
L I A R
@vitsobotka6268
@vitsobotka6268 2 жыл бұрын
Sarranids have good gameplay I cant lie, but I never found Kherghits to be enjoyable, true they are unique, but not enjoyable
@kekkuchen20
@kekkuchen20 Жыл бұрын
mamlukes nuff said
@zephyrna6249
@zephyrna6249 9 ай бұрын
@@vitsobotka6268 I personally find the Khregits to be the most enjoyable faction. Its just fun to zip around and shoot people. And feels very op. Then again I am Hungarian. So I'm probably biased.
@YAH93
@YAH93 7 ай бұрын
@@zephyrna6249 But taking castles and cities can be pretty painful with them, especially with Khergit Lancers.
@michelsand5399
@michelsand5399 6 жыл бұрын
Why didn't you name the horse glitterhoof?!
@noahwatt1269
@noahwatt1269 6 жыл бұрын
Last game I became immortal and about 250 years into my reign a lunatic Well lets just say you can share your immortality with the chancelor and get a god steed
@user-eu9fz2lr2v
@user-eu9fz2lr2v 6 жыл бұрын
King Ruhrik слава Украiнi, мiй друже
@user-ce9zm1hg7z
@user-ce9zm1hg7z 5 жыл бұрын
King Ruhrik Glory to Ukraine! Glory to Hero’s!
@unklownunklown4940
@unklownunklown4940 4 жыл бұрын
see!?
@osmancuneyd8117
@osmancuneyd8117 2 жыл бұрын
We can name our horse?
@XavierZazi
@XavierZazi 6 жыл бұрын
Did i heard Pillar men theme?
@XavierZazi
@XavierZazi 6 жыл бұрын
Simo Ah, i see you're a man of culture as well
@Ahmadabdal_
@Ahmadabdal_ 6 жыл бұрын
No Name AWAKEN MY MASTERS
@plutarchvonpluto6439
@plutarchvonpluto6439 6 жыл бұрын
*Custodes "grieving" the Emperor intensifies*
@kabouncer266
@kabouncer266 6 жыл бұрын
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
@Ahmadabdal_
@Ahmadabdal_ 6 жыл бұрын
already said that shoo get out of here
@cultofmalgus1310
@cultofmalgus1310 3 жыл бұрын
historically accurate. Until the Eastern Nomads got a hold of Chinese Siege equipment they had to wait and starve the enemies out or be slaughtered. Problem is that it doesnt translate too well into the game given that you can get anywhere in the game map in less than a week and lords never die so they just keep respawning.....
@jakobhawkins77
@jakobhawkins77 5 жыл бұрын
I completely was confused at the end but then I put the beginning and ending together... Man I love your videos
@palmertyrese
@palmertyrese 6 жыл бұрын
Loving the Pillar Man theme. Always appreciate a JoJo reference.
@Gryflir
@Gryflir 5 жыл бұрын
"... So I put a mustache on your face and another on your forehead" l.m.a.o
@undviik1702
@undviik1702 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, I love your channel. You've got everything I like. Bloodborne boss music in your vids, a Berserk profile pic, Jojo references, and fucking dark souls references. You fuckin rock dude
@evilmonkeyfromchriscloset1211
@evilmonkeyfromchriscloset1211 6 жыл бұрын
I really like your videos. And 1000 stat man is my favourite one. Keep up the good work and thanks.
@RanTurner
@RanTurner 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god when the siege part happened I literally couldn’t stop laughing, like my cheeks are so sore now, your videos are amazing but that just, that was perfection 😂👍🏻
@jyadenemmanuel3841
@jyadenemmanuel3841 Жыл бұрын
Your cheeks ?🤨
@General_Townes
@General_Townes 6 жыл бұрын
Kheirghts winning against swadian cavalry? Clearly a propaganda, nothing beats Swadiam cavalry. Exept for Nords... in sieges... So yea...
@mailc3p477
@mailc3p477 6 жыл бұрын
General Townes ez way to win Gound battles? Swad Knights Ez way to win Seiges? Nord huscarles Ez way to win every battle? Nord huscalrs + Rhdok crossbowmen + plus swad knights
@General_Townes
@General_Townes 6 жыл бұрын
@@mailc3p477 Hah, I literally said that same thing on another video from this guy, of course mixing best cavalry infantry and crossbows together is much, better than just spamming 1 unit like a madman.
@carl-os4603
@carl-os4603 6 жыл бұрын
I have an absolute Nord army hhhhhhh and I am winning all factions except Khergits... Those motherfuckers with bows.
@mailc3p477
@mailc3p477 6 жыл бұрын
I mean.... kerghits are ez pz in seiges, especially with nords
@Jakromha
@Jakromha 6 жыл бұрын
Just take a small strike force of huscarls, small enough to outrun the dangerous khergit armies, and take all their cities. 10 to 15 should be enough.
@davidhansen951
@davidhansen951 6 жыл бұрын
Yo your videos, straight gold. Keep up the good work.
@jabbablade1884
@jabbablade1884 5 жыл бұрын
This is the best of all your "faction experience" videos XD
@zhouwu
@zhouwu 3 жыл бұрын
You're really good. Those head shots are super impressive. I'm kinda glad I wasn't the only one who couldn't siege using the khergits.
@yeng1855
@yeng1855 2 жыл бұрын
And then you learn about cheats... and after you do that... you just wanna fight.
@mathewdavis1955
@mathewdavis1955 5 жыл бұрын
Literally the faction I kill immediately on every play through
@a.m44r37
@a.m44r37 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@DarkWorldOrder
@DarkWorldOrder 4 жыл бұрын
Gratz on 5k subs
@mbelazizi5952
@mbelazizi5952 6 жыл бұрын
Tbarkallah 3la al akh Simo, funny stuff you got here 😂😂
@mbelazizi5952
@mbelazizi5952 6 жыл бұрын
@@NotSimo You have a social media page?
@xyphyofthewest8208
@xyphyofthewest8208 6 жыл бұрын
Now the best faction The Rhodoks
@HighAdmiral
@HighAdmiral 6 жыл бұрын
Rhodok propaganda!
@FriendlyArchpriest
@FriendlyArchpriest 6 жыл бұрын
*Vaegirs! [BARDICHE LOVE INTENSIFIES]
@belavaegirthesturgiard8255
@belavaegirthesturgiard8255 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah turtledogs.
@nicholasscheer135
@nicholasscheer135 6 жыл бұрын
Filthy mountain bandits! Those lands are rightfully swadian and you know it!
@redgalician4070
@redgalician4070 6 жыл бұрын
FUCKING HORSES, JUST HORSES ARE THE BEST
@ahtuno
@ahtuno 6 жыл бұрын
Still Waiting for the Vaegir experience
@notgray88
@notgray88 6 жыл бұрын
Ahtuno objectively the best faction
@FriendlyArchpriest
@FriendlyArchpriest 6 жыл бұрын
Ahtuno CYKA BLYAT!
@drunkenslav2334
@drunkenslav2334 6 жыл бұрын
Ahtuno yeah simo we want the true gopnik experience
@plainplane7580
@plainplane7580 6 жыл бұрын
UNIT SPAM
@56yhgg
@56yhgg 6 жыл бұрын
Vaegirs best faction
@oleksii-kozak
@oleksii-kozak 6 жыл бұрын
Simo, thanks for making content on this awesome game.
@Kazic5000
@Kazic5000 6 жыл бұрын
You put the best music in your videos.
@imBelegaeraHithaeglir
@imBelegaeraHithaeglir 6 жыл бұрын
This was great, can't wait for the Rhodoks.
@fletaun
@fletaun 6 жыл бұрын
some say when you fight Khergit lord it was their horses who actually do the fighting
@mendax2251
@mendax2251 6 жыл бұрын
Love the mount and blade videos!
@tbyang95
@tbyang95 6 жыл бұрын
Dang bro! Your horse archery skills are badass!
@basedimperialism
@basedimperialism 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, Khergit lancers have great armor and do well in sieges.
@thespokenparrot2259
@thespokenparrot2259 6 жыл бұрын
Using the Khergits? It’s all about The Looter Experience my guy
@wolfwarlordjake8992
@wolfwarlordjake8992 6 жыл бұрын
*_AS Y O U W I SH. PR E P A R E T O D I E!_*
@TyTyce12
@TyTyce12 6 жыл бұрын
This was funny asf 😂 Great vid lol
@sturdyalpaca
@sturdyalpaca 5 жыл бұрын
Why do I love these videos so much?
@kingyaroglek8205
@kingyaroglek8205 5 жыл бұрын
How do you do walk around at your camp at 2:58
@chadkroeger137
@chadkroeger137 5 жыл бұрын
This game is so underrated.
@JoaoLuiz-mb7vg
@JoaoLuiz-mb7vg 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha that’s awesome!!! but if you use Khergit in siege you can win by holding them outside the walls shooting, the enemy will be lowered by the hundreds! Awesome video man!
@titch955
@titch955 6 жыл бұрын
Keep up the funny videos dude!!
@MT-yd3yc
@MT-yd3yc 6 жыл бұрын
As Rhodok master race, I don't even have to step foot into the fort or city to take it.
@stjarnar
@stjarnar 2 жыл бұрын
just wait 30 days and defend against any sallys or reinforcements 😂😂🤣
@andrikflores5172
@andrikflores5172 6 жыл бұрын
The peasant experience :V
@zokitanasic3982
@zokitanasic3982 6 жыл бұрын
Now thats the good shit i was waiting for new video
@edmundklier5962
@edmundklier5962 5 жыл бұрын
beautiful to see someone using the warband for a musicvideo very nice music as well keep the tales of calradia alive
@DisastrousBeginnings
@DisastrousBeginnings 6 жыл бұрын
Yo where is the *ButterLord Experience*
@susmodder531
@susmodder531 5 жыл бұрын
What mod is that? I have never seen swadian cavalry follow each other like that 3:47
@tatareren01
@tatareren01 4 жыл бұрын
Did you find it?
@Jansay34
@Jansay34 6 жыл бұрын
1:20 I'm glad to know I'm not the only person who does that after winning a battle. Also: nice vid, Simo.
@JonnyBonezes
@JonnyBonezes 6 жыл бұрын
You make awesome vids bro you deserve the subs :)))
@Rojoyerf
@Rojoyerf 5 жыл бұрын
Khergits are great at sieges, that is if you like playing the waiting game ;)
@turkmapping130
@turkmapping130 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. you only saw their siege. You haven't seen the field battles. because those who saw could not escape alive ;)
@icameherejusttocomment550
@icameherejusttocomment550 6 жыл бұрын
Swadian Knight + Nord Huscarl + Khergit Veteran Horse Archer Army = OP
@wolfwarlordjake8992
@wolfwarlordjake8992 6 жыл бұрын
Looter + Belligerent Drunk = OP
@cadendugger8994
@cadendugger8994 5 жыл бұрын
I go swadian knight, vaegir guard, and rhodok sharpshooter. The vaegirs don't have the best infantry but you can get a shit ton of them and level them up real quick for cheap. Plus after your cav has bulldozed all the enemy cav you just hammer the enemy infantry using your guards as an anvil. Or just go all Swadian Knights and Khergit horse archers and ride circles around everyone.
@icameherejusttocomment550
@icameherejusttocomment550 5 жыл бұрын
Caden Dugger Vaergirs are better for bow archers, but yes, that does sound good. Once you have strong cavalry, you can bulldoze the enemy army, unless it's Rhodok spearmen, in which case..uh...Well, you're doomed.
@koreancowboy42
@koreancowboy42 5 жыл бұрын
Mercenary cav + mixed troops of other factions that are destroyed = OP Also I meant mixed troops as in cav, archer, and inf. wise sometimes I do it that way. I'm mostly Mercenary cav, Khergit veteran lancer, and more cav lolz tbh they mixed pretty well.
@SuperEdo07
@SuperEdo07 5 жыл бұрын
you make me laugh so i had to subscribe
@tim-S272
@tim-S272 3 жыл бұрын
Top notch music choices in here
@dankius2477
@dankius2477 6 жыл бұрын
Whats a kerghit playboy called? A master of horse 😎thats an original heheh
@toasty6570
@toasty6570 6 жыл бұрын
LOL
@thespokenparrot2259
@thespokenparrot2259 6 жыл бұрын
Jan Muscat I think it can be better with the term “Stable Owner”
@FRIETHERICVS55
@FRIETHERICVS55 5 жыл бұрын
@@thespokenparrot2259 Definitely you talking "a pimp".
@expendable1015
@expendable1015 5 жыл бұрын
The Khergits could easily take over Calradia if they use ARTILLERY ONLY
@nikitadyachenko2776
@nikitadyachenko2776 6 жыл бұрын
Dude, this incrediable! Good, veeeery gooood
@EternalVirgin
@EternalVirgin 5 жыл бұрын
I love how first part just have a remixed Awaken and then during the chat it has Cleric Beast AUTISM RAGE OST and then it just went straight up Awaken
@hichdh9799
@hichdh9799 6 жыл бұрын
you don't really need to charge in a siege in M&B . all you have to do is to get some archers type units (Khergit horse archers/vaegirs marksmen/rhodok sharpshooters...) then have them hold their position in front of the ladder and let them shoot until they run out of arrows. then retreat and repeat. you will lose only some men to enemy archers. however enemy archers go down faster than armored footman or cav (archers are less armored) . in the last couple of sieges you will find yourself with an army of archers against enemy melee units that are stuck on the wall. at this point you can even kill them alone (XP). you will defeat a town with 300+ garrison with no more than a 100 archers EAZY. Mongols in real life didn't charge walls with horses and bows. they used sieges equipments like trebuchets. in M&B the only siege equipment is archers. just use them like a trebuchet :)
@valonyaver600
@valonyaver600 6 жыл бұрын
Hich DH thanks for the tip!
@BerkaySoyluoglu
@BerkaySoyluoglu 5 жыл бұрын
This comment.
@itzikashemtov6045
@itzikashemtov6045 5 жыл бұрын
Warband is like a tutorial, Try some mods like Brytenwalda / Prophesy of Pendor / Perisno the real fun and challenge begins there.
@hichdh9799
@hichdh9799 5 жыл бұрын
here is the full strategy : GOOD LUCK READING !! 1/ character build: enough AGI to ride armored horses/ max STR / the rest CHA ( leadership+prisoner management ) 2/ early game :A// GO SUPERMAN!! find the melee bandits of the game or the ones with the least ranged units ( in warband: sea raiders) ride around them in circles until they run out of ammo (if a sea raider hits you with an arrow , don't go crazy !!" i will kill that dude now !!" chill , light a cig and wait until they waste their ammo) then 2handed mace and have fun : get prisonners /gear/xp .( if melee bandits are knights ride in circles /quick turn left or right /dodge the swing/hit the horse / once unhorsed they become sea raiders). Buy enterprises in every town. fight alone no recruits no companions just income no expenses. after building eco and stats , recruit companions and train them by fighting bandits. then become a vassal . B// if the mod has enhanced fighting or OP ranged like elves in POP or like floris or new dawn where ranged never runs out of arrows. fuck superman GO BATMAN!! trade and build your eco then the military then become a vassal! C// floris /gekokujo/new dawn/brytenwalda ...don't bother just enlist in an army GET MONEY GET STATS ! 3/ vassal: don't start fighting until you have 60+ heavy cav or whatever op unit in your mod/ if the marshal calls you for the compain go say hi to him , get + 1 relation with him then tell him to fuck off , don't run around with him and waste time // fight only in open terrain battles no mountains no rivers no hills// don 't fight in sieges (useless for now)// then defeat the enemy faction's whole army , one party at a time NEVER ENGAGE IN A BATTLE YOU CANT WIN BE PATIENT!!/ if you defeat the whole army then if you want you can siege,but i dont do it as a vassal// refuse every fief offered by your king , accepte max 2 towns preferably the two wealthiest( no villages no castles just be patient) in warband (even if im king) i accepte only NARRA wealthiest + DHIRIM i m the only one who can defend it in game and when garrisoned properly (200+ vaegir guards because ai will attack 50 huscarl garrison and not 200 VGs same logic apply for other mods) dhirm is as a good as narra in income. of course in mods it depends, ask guildmaster or wiki to know the best towns / but 2 towns max// once you have a town, garrison it fully (200+) with cheap high tier infantry VGs ( don't defend in sieges for your town unless you have a lot of heavy inf garrison + your army !! let them get it, you can have it back later. don't lose your men and the battle for nothing) // then put your cav in garrison and build an army of archers// the archers army is for sieges/ the cav army for open battles (no cav+archers mix , one army in the field the other one in the town)// companions:: have a tracker /a healer/ an engineer+ tactician / the rest all heavy melee cav with crush through 2H+1H +SHIELD+SHIELD all their stats go to STR// NEVER MAKE COMPANION VASSALS ITS A WASTE OF TIME. 4/king : recruit only good natured vassals with the best stats: Kumpia, Dundush, Bilya ... ( use morgh's to know about their stats)/ then rule as you see fit . GENERAL TIPS: don"t fight on foot/ don't use bows (waste if skills) use crossbows/ swing from the left on horse back you can see you opponent better , from the right you character will cover the screen / when vassal only use units form your faction (morale) / if your army is defeated and your alone against 500 , be patient , run in big circle (less dammage from arrows to horse) kill horses that chase you, wate for ammo to run out then wate for him to swing at the air then swing back with crush through weapon , be carefull for map edges ( this doesn't apply for fights agianst khergits or mounted elves their horses are two fast you can't manoeuvre against fast horses ( i can) and avoid shots from arrows at the sam time JUST SURRENDER EVERYONE FUCKS UP SOME TIMES), two handed axes or maces are the best weapons on horseback not lances. with this strategy you will lose a battle once a week ( real life time) if you press ctrl+space too much// yes i tried all the mods // yes you read all of this because of a video game :)
@susmodder531
@susmodder531 5 жыл бұрын
Nord archers for me and not the veteran archers i mean regular nord archers, those bastards shoot so damn fast.
@waderiver9190
@waderiver9190 6 жыл бұрын
Discount genghis khan is almost the 1000 stat man
@epicwisp7450
@epicwisp7450 5 жыл бұрын
That Cleric beast theme. I see you're a man of culture!
@redmonchichi
@redmonchichi 5 жыл бұрын
simo ur funny af :D keep on doin whut ur doin
@eck-kv1bu
@eck-kv1bu 6 жыл бұрын
Koifish v Simo Napoleonic wars.
@saracen2991
@saracen2991 3 жыл бұрын
4:06 şunu çok seviyorum atlı okçu olup şövalyelerin atlarına vuruyorum ve kimin patron olduğunu gösteriyorum.
@yigitbyt8679
@yigitbyt8679 2 жыл бұрын
Ama bunu kergit atlı okçusu sana yaparsa deli oluyorsun (defalarca yaşadım nefret ediyorum)
@ev8om
@ev8om 6 жыл бұрын
Your video is gold as always
@taylorantczak9125
@taylorantczak9125 5 жыл бұрын
I've always disregarded watching your videos when I've seen them in my recommended, until I saw 1000 stat man and saw that it was only 4 minutes, and I thought "What harm can wasting 4 minutes do, I'll give it a shot." And wow, love the videos man.
@aymanamri9832
@aymanamri9832 6 жыл бұрын
Calradia belongs to the Nords!FOR KING RAGNAR!
@skeptic781
@skeptic781 6 жыл бұрын
Aye!!
@unconscious7219
@unconscious7219 6 жыл бұрын
"I think the Jarl can't keeps things under control" "Oh, really?" *music plays*
@slavicgandhi3414
@slavicgandhi3414 6 жыл бұрын
*chuckles Vaegirish*
@legionxiii8055
@legionxiii8055 6 жыл бұрын
**laughs in Swadian**
@gopher3572
@gopher3572 6 жыл бұрын
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE IMPERIALS! CALRADIA BELONGS TO THE CALRADIAN EMPIRE!
@eduardvainraukh5642
@eduardvainraukh5642 6 жыл бұрын
*Plays as Kherids at the first time* Wow, they aren't THAT bad as everyone saying! *Starts to besiege a castle* Oh, now i get it
@cadendugger8994
@cadendugger8994 5 жыл бұрын
You gotta pump up that Surgery skill. Wounds win wars
@jeremybain3830
@jeremybain3830 6 жыл бұрын
Funny as fuck and Dank memes as usual, good work.
@warfighter2521
@warfighter2521 6 жыл бұрын
Bro we all know that the nords ride into the victory
@warfighter2521
@warfighter2521 6 жыл бұрын
*They don't have horses so they don't*
@General_Townes
@General_Townes 6 жыл бұрын
Simo Count Olaf does, and leaves his whole army behind to die in a rambo like style...
@warfighter2521
@warfighter2521 6 жыл бұрын
But he is Jarl Olaf not Count hmmm.exe
@General_Townes
@General_Townes 6 жыл бұрын
Warfighter mistakes were made
@FriendlyArchpriest
@FriendlyArchpriest 6 жыл бұрын
Counts... Jarls... I M&B they are all the same shit...
@Justacheese
@Justacheese 6 жыл бұрын
Ok. As if fighting you at all was ever a good idea, now the looters are trying to kill you in the middle of a desert while being shirtless. Seriously! How dumb can they get!? Its like they are playing some kind of betting game to see whether they die of heat stroke, you or skin cancer first! On a side note that was some pretty good horse archery skills. I'm impressed.
@tonysalm8402
@tonysalm8402 2 жыл бұрын
they were trying to steal the shirt off his back.
@yeet3181
@yeet3181 6 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but these videos of yours makes me wanna play 1000 hours more of M&B warband
@XDrake3107
@XDrake3107 6 жыл бұрын
the second most hyped for crossover happend firt Koifish and simo and now simo and koifish this day started good
@onestupidboi9320
@onestupidboi9320 6 жыл бұрын
6:18 did take damage from a rock?
@Josh-gq5zv
@Josh-gq5zv Жыл бұрын
Yes, he take 29 damages
@EJ-rl4ir
@EJ-rl4ir 6 жыл бұрын
*Rhodok-boiz unite!*
@MT-yd3yc
@MT-yd3yc 6 жыл бұрын
We them boyz
@tommyshelby2250
@tommyshelby2250 4 жыл бұрын
Cleaver time!
@crispyserge6148
@crispyserge6148 5 жыл бұрын
i didn't know we had mount and blade faze montages such epic
@user-gx4cd1jb9h
@user-gx4cd1jb9h 6 жыл бұрын
Good job man !!!! you are profesional KEEP GOING!!!!!!
@josephc.558
@josephc.558 5 жыл бұрын
1:22 kills entire band of looters God: Yo chill tf out Him: Shoots god
@Justin-pe9cl
@Justin-pe9cl 4 жыл бұрын
God: bruh...
@ogeez8538
@ogeez8538 6 жыл бұрын
I'm the fast boi
@ROBOHOLIC1
@ROBOHOLIC1 6 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I stayed up late for this.
@zimbbabelihuseyin4210
@zimbbabelihuseyin4210 5 жыл бұрын
Man this video is hillarious ! Greetings from Harare.
@getemindvortex1007
@getemindvortex1007 4 жыл бұрын
4:50 , u have finally turned on normal damage so enemies can finally kill them and you.
@OmarSlloum
@OmarSlloum 6 жыл бұрын
Next: the Slav experience
@FriendlyArchpriest
@FriendlyArchpriest 6 жыл бұрын
Omar سلوم *The Bardiche Experience! BY THE GREAT GRAND LONG BARDICHE!
@tethys151
@tethys151 6 жыл бұрын
Da, suka! True SLAV experience, god bless Yaroglek! Oh these snow and “I will drink from your skull” near Rivacheg.
@sejfzlrrhman
@sejfzlrrhman 6 жыл бұрын
Slav squat for the win!
@razvanel1222
@razvanel1222 6 жыл бұрын
This is so fucking good man, keep it up !
@seanquinn3034
@seanquinn3034 6 жыл бұрын
*simo has uploaded* *+100000000000000 morale*
@clitcommander6946
@clitcommander6946 4 жыл бұрын
“His wife and horse. Their the same person...👀”
@asdasf6581
@asdasf6581 6 жыл бұрын
Is that a JoJo Reference?
@mitchellmitting6678
@mitchellmitting6678 4 жыл бұрын
That remix is fucking perfect here. But I must run, the Custodies are coming
@Nightstick24
@Nightstick24 5 жыл бұрын
These are so funny I'm actually dying.
@colmoe
@colmoe 6 жыл бұрын
Hey! Your not Koifish! But seriously, how do I become Swedish in M&B Warband
@ManCheat2
@ManCheat2 6 жыл бұрын
Give nazis metal, Dont join ww2, Get a king make him wear funny hats, invite a ton of refugees. Fastest way my dood
@UnsterblicheKonig
@UnsterblicheKonig 6 жыл бұрын
Almost conquer Europe effortlessly. Then get fucked in the ass by black powder 17th century tech.
@vinifalleroliveira
@vinifalleroliveira 6 жыл бұрын
What are you doing? You don't assault castles. You make them starve to death.
@PRubin-rh4sr
@PRubin-rh4sr 5 жыл бұрын
Then 5 days in, the enemy marshal comes at you with the whole kingdom behind him
@koreancowboy42
@koreancowboy42 5 жыл бұрын
@@PRubin-rh4sr exactly lolz, starving can take forever and your morale can drop.
@PRubin-rh4sr
@PRubin-rh4sr 5 жыл бұрын
@@koreancowboy42 the only time starving to death mechanic can work is assaulting the very last enemy castle in Calradia
@everytwocc
@everytwocc 5 жыл бұрын
LOL you should watch the way while you shooting, hitting a tree would be super funny
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