The Mount and Blade Rhodok Experience

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After the Sarranid, the khergit, and the swadian experience, I bring you the mount and blade rhodok experience!
a montage of mount and blade warband gameplay using the rhodok faction, with a bit of editing to make it more on the funny side of things
For Business inquiries: simoisjustice@gmail.com
Music:
Guile's Theme [CPS2] - Hyper Street Fighter II: The Anniversary Edition
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Ai wo torimodose / You wa shock (instrumental version)
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Battle with Infinite - Second Bout - Sonic Forces
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Battle with Infinite - First Bout - Sonic Forces
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@locke8628 5 жыл бұрын

*gets 3 shields* *proceeds to take a two handed weapon*

@yolandacuchilleroarenas8948 5 жыл бұрын

Jaja thats fun because is a joke

@nicedreams7192 4 жыл бұрын

It was a power move by a true Chad.

@caesar9443 4 жыл бұрын

In case of archers, maybe?

@usernamesystem3586 4 жыл бұрын

@@caesar9443 just tank the archers

@Arkangel630 4 жыл бұрын

The true powermove is to walk backwards towards the archers

@silvermarksman6834 5 жыл бұрын

Guide to Rhodok: "It's over Swadia, I have the high ground!"

@zhanbolatmurzashov4001 5 жыл бұрын

Swadia: "You underestimate my cavalry Rodok!"

@elayion2619 5 жыл бұрын

@@zhanbolatmurzashov4001 Rodok: "You underestimate my Sergeants Swadia!"

@zhanbolatmurzashov4001 5 жыл бұрын

@@elayion2619 it was the reference to star wars. When Anakin is fighting with keno bi

@mutedunknown2734 4 жыл бұрын

Why does the rhodoks always kill swadia?

@commandertempest6391 4 жыл бұрын

@@elayion2619 As long as its an open field you can destroy their sharpshooters with cavalry. Its just, if its hills then no.

@firockfinion3326 5 жыл бұрын

As a Swadian main, I thought the Rhodocks were a pushover at first since they have no cavalry. Then I tried to siege one of their cities...

@awordabout...3061 5 жыл бұрын

Is that...a slorg? Man, I feel old.

@firockfinion3326 5 жыл бұрын

@@awordabout...3061 Yep, wearing the shades of Kamina from Gurren Lagann.

@seanquinn3034 5 жыл бұрын

Firock Finion they are shitty offenders, but great defenders Those peasants don’t stand a chance against Superior Swadian Cavalry in a field

@blakechandler167 5 жыл бұрын

In all of my time trying to take down the Rhodoks, I've only taken two cities. They instantly rode over to take them back and then burned several villages of mine.

@serlistogiette4168 5 жыл бұрын

I personally have over 300 archers guarding my city, 100 of which are rhodok sharpshooters, and the rest assorted ranks of rhodoks and then legions of max level ground units. Hehehjej yeah at least 50 are sarrinid master archers ooooo baby

@reefta 5 жыл бұрын

Stats: Health: 100 Int: 5 Defence: *yes* Movment: *no*

@MrWongWey 5 жыл бұрын

reefta Defence doesn't even need a damn stat. It's just a matter of yes or fucking no.

@unkon129 4 жыл бұрын

@@MrWongWey dude its only a joke

@MrWongWey 4 жыл бұрын

@@unkon129 r/wooosh Was adding to his joke. Please read my comment again and please dont make me have to explain it. The word state was mebt to be stat. I'll change that typo if it confused you.

@unkon129 4 жыл бұрын

@@MrWongWey ur right

@MrWongWey 4 жыл бұрын

@Jamie Technically I did since I commented on it. Just like you and that other guy added to it by commenting. Also Whats your point? You really think just by you saying this isnt reddit will stop me from R/ing? Just like how memes are taken from their original websites I'm (and millions of other people) going to R/ everywhere even though Im not on the original websites. You can insult me from doing this all you want. But you're just some guy on the internet. Its mentally impossible for me to actually give at least one fuck about what you say to affect me. Sorry :)

@Azf12 5 жыл бұрын

1000 Stat Man vs Ironman: The Unstoppable Force meets the Immovable Object

@omppusolttu5799 5 жыл бұрын

It happened already and 1k stat man won as you can see in the start of 1k stat mans bizarre adventure part 2

@MrOverjay 5 жыл бұрын

THA WOOOOORLDOOOOOO!!!

@ashurgladiator8582 5 жыл бұрын

Thatll be bigger than khabib v McGregor

@xtxownage 5 жыл бұрын

I heard when their fists clashed the entire continent ruptured

@incendium6615 5 жыл бұрын

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? They surrender.

@Puhtatr 5 жыл бұрын

THE PLOT TWIST AT THE END IS WORTH EVERY SINGLE PENNY I PAID FOR INTERNET CONNECTION

@rentabullet4048 5 жыл бұрын

You pay turkish liras dont lie to me

@andrew-paulclements1502 5 жыл бұрын

Simo When your Warband meme videos have a more consistent timeline than the X-Men Movies.

@incmilan2832 5 жыл бұрын

But did Ironman Survived the battle tho? That's the question.. :O

@dolfyhilter577 5 жыл бұрын

@@NotSimo does that means... ironman dies?

@holdenraymorris 5 жыл бұрын

@@dolfyhilter577 oh fuck

@NeroLordofChaos 4 жыл бұрын

Legitimately one of the most terrifying things in the game is a castle defended by rhodok sharpshooters... the most is one defended by them and Nord Huscarls

@nocantry 2 жыл бұрын

The dream team

@joaopedross1405 Жыл бұрын

imagine a castle defended by 150 rhodok sharpshooters and 200 nord Huscarls

@APersonOnYouTubeX Жыл бұрын

@@joaopedross1405 that’s not a Defense force anymore, that’s a city with an army

@fernandobarria3445 Жыл бұрын

I like rhodoks sharpshooters, but I like to mix they with a few vaegir archers to have more shoots per minutes (like 80/20)

@Douma66 11 ай бұрын

Dear god and put like twenty or thirty Mamuleks as well

@Koifish 5 жыл бұрын

How to win against Ironman: Get a huge magnet. GG no RE!

@chief4180 5 жыл бұрын

Woooooow Koifish! Are you here legend!

@musicforhours4605 5 жыл бұрын

fuck off

@allovergamer3484 5 жыл бұрын

My Leige

@Zerberos22 5 жыл бұрын

oh Koifish is here I thought he was busy because it is almost harvesting season

@juliusmatijosius2219 5 жыл бұрын

*VERY GOOD*

@cyan7686 5 жыл бұрын

Marvel: "Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in histoty" Simo: "hold my butter"

@nemanjastojanovic5203 5 жыл бұрын

Hold my butter

@ExtraPorkin 5 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean "Hold my butter"?

@Jansay34 5 жыл бұрын

I vote "hold my butter"

@cyan7686 5 жыл бұрын

There you go

@andrew-paulclements1502 5 жыл бұрын

Simo does the tm stand for "Tea Moroccan"?

@cogcrewgrey7592 5 жыл бұрын

"You need the mod Dickplomacy" I see Simo is a man of culture as well.

@lucianopivetta6066 4 жыл бұрын

I have the reloaded version.

@revengeproductions9697 4 жыл бұрын

@@lucianopivetta6066 CAN YOU GIVE ME THE LINK?

@lucianopivetta6066 4 жыл бұрын

@@revengeproductions9697 www.nexusmods.com/mbwarband/mods/6243 have fun!

@Kardia_of_Rhodes 5 жыл бұрын

4:26 "The Lord made us all out of Iron. Then He turns up the heat to turn some of us into Steel."

@VeigarIII 5 жыл бұрын

I remember when I was new to the game and cheesed my way to the top with op swadian knights. I just let them charge blindly everytime on an open field, it was always a free win even if we were outnumbered 3:1. My first siege with 120 Knights vs Etrosk castle, Same tactic and boi did we get slaughtered.

@buttcheesemcgee8998 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah knights are great out on open plains but not so good in sieges.

@Arkangel630 4 жыл бұрын

they can be great if you make sure they aren't getting shot constantly Good to have them as your final infantry push so you can clear out the ranged unit spam.

@Orthanderis 4 жыл бұрын

Agincourt all over again

@adisamsy 3 жыл бұрын

@Maximillian Nechiporuk I do

@tf-mr-blue748 3 жыл бұрын

@Maximillian Nechiporuk This is Warband and not Bannerlord

@THExRISER 5 жыл бұрын

5:15 Wait, so what you're telling me is that the Mount And Blade X Experience series and the 1000 Stat Man series take place in the same universe? Is the beginning of the SCU? 1000 Stat Man VS Ironman, let's go!

@THExRISER 5 жыл бұрын

This is gonna be fun...

@oddacity5883 5 жыл бұрын

MONEY SHOOOOOOOOT

@piracci1038 5 жыл бұрын

would pay to watch

@roland2690 5 жыл бұрын

Ironman will almost defeat 1000 Stat Man, but then Stardust Crusdaers theme will come in and 1k Stat Man will ORA the shit out of Ironman

@majormajorasic 5 жыл бұрын

All the Experience heroes are in fact a part of a secret league to divide and conquer Calradia.

@uncletimo6059 5 жыл бұрын

This pains me to watch as a Swadian fanboy I... I am going to go back to Praven cuz.... Harlaus is throwing a party. I will be there for a long time. Drinking. Drinking hard.

@angeloabbatiello4755 5 жыл бұрын

Uncle Timo damn those savages are drinking butter now?

@jbardouc808 4 жыл бұрын

*Sticks my Nordic head in* Did someone say *FEAST?!?*

@blueflame7068 4 жыл бұрын

NORDS FOREVER

@jimmy5391 4 жыл бұрын

Rhodoks for life! All hail King Graveth!

@utisti4976 4 жыл бұрын

Heh, Harlaus and I have such a good rivalry right now. I started out with the Nords, and Swadia declared war on the Nords after about two weeks of the game starting. I took a caravan mission from one of the Nords' main cities to Praven and Harlaus went outside and hunted me down as soon as I escorted the caravan. He catches up with me and we lead our troops into battle. I destroy his troops and capture Harlaus. Soon after that happened, Swadia offered me 9900 denars for him. I let him go for the vast amount of wealth. A couple days later I head for the tournament in Praven and noticed Harlaus was competing too. I put a bet on myself and competed in the tournament and destroyed Harlaus at his own game without him even knowing. Man, I love this game.

@pepeyeetus8044 4 жыл бұрын

4:27 not gonna lie. Greatest video game moment i've ever seen in my life.

@zackpane7973 2 жыл бұрын

Boy too young

@natesturm448 3 жыл бұрын

I actually like the Rhodoks. They have some of the best looking clothing/armor in the game.

@ilyasopdekkbeat8534 5 жыл бұрын

Next up: the Looter Experience

@ivorymask2599 5 жыл бұрын

Outlaw Experience*

@asdjkie4444 5 жыл бұрын

That's a very nice head on your shoulders....2 minutes later... oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

@NoirChat138 5 жыл бұрын

Must be Vile Beggar the next...

@Justacheese 5 жыл бұрын

Oh that would be a short video. You would spawn in with a party of 20 of your fellow shirtless beanie wearing brothers. After that you barely win 3 fights against peasant mobs. Then after that is done a single guy named "player character" gallops up to you on his horse. He demands your surrender, and when you refuse he kills you all with his crosbow as he rides around in circles to avoid you. That there is the looter experience in a nutshell.

@Makem12 3 жыл бұрын

The farmers experience

@MartinRenner 5 жыл бұрын

4:28 Swad Crossbowman 1: "It's not possible!" Swad Crossbowman 2: "No, It's necessary" *jumps down*

@dirtygrin9129 5 жыл бұрын

Anyone know the music?

@MartinRenner 5 жыл бұрын

Interstellar soundtrack This one is "No time for Caution" I'm quite sure. I was referencing the scene with that comment btw.

@dirtygrin9129 5 жыл бұрын

I know and thx m8. Should have known it was Hans Zimmer.

@jackjoltt9534 5 жыл бұрын

Dirty Grin thanks I wanted to know

@dirtygrin9129 5 жыл бұрын

It was this Martin dude that deserves the thanks but ok...

@anakinschafer7895 5 жыл бұрын

Bro when you get those Rodok sergeants and 20-25 Veteran crossbow men you are almost invincible. I nearly took a castle with 50 men against 150-200 opposition but my party ran out of food so it was a failure but I haven't had as much fun as I did with the Rodoks

@Archon3960 4 жыл бұрын

" - I am the most elite Swadian Knight ! - And I am... Iron Man. "

@TheGreekGeekMovieReviews 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the Rhodoks suck... until you siege one of their castles

@shiaeliminator6484 5 жыл бұрын

They are a damn pain

@mcgrawnelson4722 5 жыл бұрын

I always play as rhodoks but without the high ground rhodoks suck. But give them a hill or a castle... Have fun with that.especially almera castle right next to the sarranid sultinate. That castle can be more than easily defended with 1/5 the troops of the attackers. It has a bullshit design

@alexlawson4173 5 жыл бұрын

I remember the horror. I besieged a castle occupied by rhodok crossbows. My Swadian Knights could surely break through. But no, we were picked off, one by one. shields crackling under the weight of hundreds of bolts. My good, war-hardened men fell all around me. only around 20% made it up the wall. I was struck by a volley and collapsed, taken prisoner for months until the war ended. big oof

@mcgrawnelson4722 5 жыл бұрын

40 rhodok sharpshooters and 10 seargents could hold a castle vs 200 enemies. the swadian seargents and sharpshooters are fine but they are a bit weaker than the rhodok version, the biggest difference is that swadian seargents have a 2 handed sword instead of a mace and sheild. with no sheild they are alot weaker.

@pangolian217 5 жыл бұрын

Played as rhodoks once. I held a castle against 2000 saranids with 150 sharpshooters and 50 sergeants

@zeytark8025 5 жыл бұрын

Suspicious how at the end of the siege you have near full health.. nice ctrl+h simo

@zeytark8025 5 жыл бұрын

Simo sound then, didn't really think you were a NASTY, DIRTY cheater anyways

@tracker7059 5 жыл бұрын

Victory isn't always honorable, and what counts at the end of the day, is whether you're alive or not.

@bigpappychappy 5 жыл бұрын

I like how this dude is talking about cheating but didn't you just watch a video where he just spawned whatever armor he wants and equipped it? Haha

@doctordakka5930 5 жыл бұрын

Friendly Stranger It’s part of the Cheatmenu, you can spawn in whatever you want, but you still have to pay for it.

@ananousous 5 жыл бұрын

What's this then, eh?

@jthewelshwarlord6331 4 жыл бұрын

2:22 Count Montewar: We have you 53 to 1 Simo: I like those odds.

@HistorianTrevi 5 жыл бұрын

I pissed myself at 04:24 :'D Was like: "Please let him shoot while falling and land a headshot please" but nonetheless that was amazing

@ultimateblade4127 5 жыл бұрын

Vaegir experience next?

@lukasbrucas3027 5 жыл бұрын

Ramun the slave trader experience please!!

@destertae1996 5 жыл бұрын

Needs to be done with the og Native expansion mod that had the Ivory Sentinels

@MegaMirza2000 5 жыл бұрын

No fake nord experience

@Ainomato 5 жыл бұрын

Yusss. I'm expecting a lot of Russian jokes

@ultimateblade4127 5 жыл бұрын

@@Ainomato And the Soviet national anthem.

@morganharper3518 5 жыл бұрын

That one Swadian Skirmisher at 4:27 tryin real hard to get that promotion

@savednorwegian 5 жыл бұрын

IKR xD

@Tyrael007007 5 жыл бұрын

I lived that life once, long ago.

@lunaside7 5 жыл бұрын

where is that song from

@fkutw4tt3rtub3 5 жыл бұрын

@@lunaside7 interstellar

@sandrojones8068 5 жыл бұрын

@@lunaside7 darude sandstorm.

@vistas5823 5 жыл бұрын

Rhodoks will always be my favorite faction. It was the first kingdom I ever sided with.

@andreylobanov721 5 жыл бұрын

Everybody:Thinks who is better Me: *Playing for Khergit claimat with an army of Swadians and Rhodocks troops mixed together*

@randomblacktemplar738 5 жыл бұрын

you forget to add nord huscarl

@misterjwilhelms5390 4 жыл бұрын

@@randomblacktemplar738 HUSCARLSSSSSSS ARE THE BEST

@thelaughingcossack6521 4 жыл бұрын

I always go with nord infantry, rhodok crossbowmen, khergit horse archers, swadian knights, vaegir archers and occasionaly sarranid mamlukes

@condor2279 2 жыл бұрын

I got Vaegir archers and Rhodok infantry.

@FezzesRCool11 5 жыл бұрын

Dog spaghetti. Close enough?

@FezzesRCool11 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks Papa.

@Eater_of_Souls 2 жыл бұрын

Brootch lasag

@firstalt7210 5 жыл бұрын

1000 Stat Man: one man army Ironman: *O N E M A N C A S T L E*

@djordjijeandjic3992 5 жыл бұрын

I just love how your vids are packed with FIst of the North Star memes... Instantly subscribed.

@OriginalGazGoose 4 жыл бұрын

"Rhodoks sucks" Me: *laughs in Swiss pikemen*

@deathkorpssoldier888 4 жыл бұрын

Soma Azerag *laughs in Landsknecht*

@stannicolae4623 4 жыл бұрын

@@deathkorpssoldier888laughs in naked veagirs equipped with nothing but javelins

@OriginalGazGoose 4 жыл бұрын

@@deathkorpssoldier888 Mmmhmm y'good lookin

@ekinilhan8737 5 жыл бұрын

dat hokuto no ken theme beatiful

@maksn184 5 жыл бұрын

Nothing like praising rhodoks while wearing SWADIAN KING ARMOR !!!

@aLukepop 5 жыл бұрын

He played himself, it is the might of Swadian arms, given to us by the god-king Harlaus (buttery be his name) that is one of our greatest strengths. The Rhodok fools know nothing if the beauty of true craftsmanship.

@kpaliale7075 5 жыл бұрын

This is just the best! Earned a subscriber!

@selcukdeveci6468 4 жыл бұрын

4:33 he was a real hero 😭 R.İ.P

@yegor1305 4 жыл бұрын

Aha türk 😂😂

@selcukdeveci6468 4 жыл бұрын

@@yegor1305 😅

@Kazic5000 5 жыл бұрын

Now turn the enemy damage up to 100%

@danielacevedo2222 5 жыл бұрын

If they do 2 damage, I guess it would be 4 damage with 100%

@Kazic5000 5 жыл бұрын

@@danielacevedo2222 It adds up.

@JimmyRaven 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah no way he can just stand and fight butterlords on normal difficulty.

@NoName-xn4te 5 жыл бұрын

Everyone can be immortal with 1/4 damage received

@MrPablosek 5 жыл бұрын

0 multiplied by 2 is still 0

@Abudzin 5 жыл бұрын

This one time I wanted to join Rhodoks they were at war with literally every other faction. So I did what I always do... VAEGIRS FOR THE WIN!

@andrew-paulclements1502 5 жыл бұрын

I once just played as a merchant in Rhodoks territory. Still funner than playing as the Khergits.

@Abudzin 5 жыл бұрын

@Sinatra IV NANI?! Berdiches + horses = UNLIMITED POWAH!

@jhudieltheone308 5 жыл бұрын

FVCK RVSSIANS

@andrew-paulclements1502 5 жыл бұрын

Your ax horses can't do much when they charge into the center of a nord Shield wall!!! or find themselves on a slight incline against the unbeatable "Infantry hold position, Infantry stand closer x4" tactics

@BlazingMagpie 5 жыл бұрын

Balanced Vaegir army: 20 IQ Marksmen only: 200 IQ Marksmen only, but you always move up your army right in front of the enemy before opening fire: 2000 IQ

@XxGhostSlayerX3 5 жыл бұрын

0:11 this man has to realize that swadian knights are the most overpowered units in the game

@gabrielkerne9175 4 жыл бұрын

nah

@kaidenfelder 4 жыл бұрын

For open field combat (70% of the game) absolutely but for sieges defending and attacking? Well let's just say my Rhodock sharpshooters and Nord Huscarls have a few words for your "most op unit" also horse archers are annoying

@XxGhostSlayerX3 4 жыл бұрын

@@kaidenfelder yes but you have to admit my swadian knight and my swadian sharpshooters still do pretty good in sieges and don't cost me a fortune to upkeep and lots of grinding to level up

@kaidenfelder 4 жыл бұрын

@@XxGhostSlayerX3 that is somewhat true but swadian sharpshooters are just worse versions of Rhodock sharpshooters and while the knights aren't awful in sieges (trust me I used to spam the bitches too) the other options for sieges are just so much better specifically the rhoducks If you don't want to grind that much but the Nord ones do still work wonders

@vincentpeard1083 3 жыл бұрын

Khergit lancers are laughing at this

@Diiwjjdi 5 жыл бұрын

"This is just Swadian propaganda" *shows Rodock propaganda*

@raddragon1373 4 жыл бұрын

That's how calradia works!

@OriginalGazGoose 3 жыл бұрын

Not propaganda when it's true

@DavionX13 5 жыл бұрын

I just love how the music suddenly changed when you fought real troops instead of looters. Made it more comical for me. Nice job. Nice meme. Nice, Simo. Edit: Just found out today that you can "Accompany" people by right clicking your allied unit in the map instead of waiting for your allies in your camp like a bastard.

@exudeku 5 жыл бұрын

Look at them shields! Its a shame if *WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED*

@orzorzelski1142 5 жыл бұрын

With Fire and Sword for Winged Hussar experience when? @Simo :v

@roarkkaufman9339 5 жыл бұрын

COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE

@FilipMoncrief 5 жыл бұрын

Overrated af

@heroniusnapalmv6990 5 жыл бұрын

agreed sweedish reiters are much better espicially if you charge in 5 ranks very tight, you go straight through their line then turn and envelop their flanks.

@andrew-paulclements1502 5 жыл бұрын

Heronius Napalm V Why use horse when you can use Tractor? GROSTRAKTOR (Its was an experimental tank for those who don't know their German Tank History) #GrosTraktorForBannerlord

@achrafcherqaoui9871 5 жыл бұрын

niiice kho maghribi kay9assar mount and blade nice bro respect i really enjoyed with many of your videos that was really fun keep it up ^^

@codeholo6631 5 жыл бұрын

This made my day. I like my quiet green side of the map.

@THExRISER 5 жыл бұрын

My prayers have been answered,thanks Simo.

@yasinakkoc1303 5 жыл бұрын

*Marvel* : "infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in history" *Me* :

@somescottishguy6103 5 жыл бұрын

Dont copy Think of something yourself

@asonoha9332 5 жыл бұрын

Bro Rhodok Sergeants will clap ANYTHING

@IvanIvanovv 4 жыл бұрын

KrypticMaroon not my chad huscarls

@Nico42048 4 жыл бұрын

Laughs in nord huscarl

@Arkangel630 4 жыл бұрын

In that case you call the forbidden alliance. Swadians and Rhodoks stand together against a common foe.

@sanamabeach 11 ай бұрын

You are one badass player!! Keep it up!

@camilojoaquindavid1162 5 жыл бұрын

1:14 saboteur sent by isorrowproductions IS THIS REAL

@JohnsonSmithson 4 жыл бұрын

Wow

@yellowj489 5 жыл бұрын

SiMo ThOsE ArE nOt ReAl TrOoPs

@generalknoxx8690 5 жыл бұрын

-sabatour sent by isorrowproductions

@Valdetiosi 5 жыл бұрын

It's glad that I found this channel. Subbed.

@MiquShiro 5 жыл бұрын

4:28 that peasant looking guy forgot he isn't playing dark souls, you can't switch weapons mid air and hit someone with it while you fall.

@zal7782 5 жыл бұрын

But can he survive a punch from one 1000 stat man?

@Frostbitten. 4 жыл бұрын

That last shield adding the yugioh points sound effect made me smash the subscribe button out of pure instinct.

@senorbongo4975 3 жыл бұрын

I’m currently doing my first real Mount and Blade playthrough, after choosing Rhodoks, we’ve destroyed all of Swadia, moved the Nords all the way to Sarranid where they’re constantly fighting for terrain, and we’ve taken half of the vaegir kingdom and have already taken Halmar and Narra from Khergits Tl;dr Rhodoks rule

@rafaellopez9340 5 жыл бұрын

your taste for soundtrack is amazing.

@chaosrebel1 5 жыл бұрын

In case anyone was wondering what the song was from 4:27 it’s No Time For Caution from the movie Interstellar

@jatorresh 3 жыл бұрын

Me: I like rhodok’s troop’S Also me: *MhhMMH sWaDiAn KnIgHtS*

@tutoKangaroo 5 жыл бұрын

good video 10/10 like really good dude out of all the things this is actually really nice content and the fact that you have gutts as your profile pic deserves my respect i have the brand tattooed on my arm

@Shadow77999 5 жыл бұрын

Video editing skillz are on point

@GamerGuy249 4 жыл бұрын

I remember when I first saw how strong Rhodok's were on defense. I had just taken my first castle by myself, and was feeling pretty good. Left a small garrison and left. Almost immediately it was besieged. So I ride back and find about 300-400 men. Including the garrison, I have about 100. "Fuck it." I decide. I go and join the defenders. If I'm losing it, I'm taking some bastards with me. It also my first siege defense, and I had heard Rhodoks were good defenders. We slaughtered then. I don't remember our loses, but it wasn't all that many. Cut to a bit later, and my elite force has grown by about 20 men, but most of them are maxed quality. I want a town, and knowing how easily I've been taken castles, I thought a town would be doable. So we ride up to a Sarranid town in Khergit land that has a bunch of Rhodok troops guarding it, including sharpshooters. I didn't realise this until the battle started. This time, we were slaughtered. All my men, veteran troops, lay dead at the bottom of a ladder.

@predator7192 5 жыл бұрын

*FINALLY....!!!* *THE RHODOK SHIELDWALL...!!* THE MOST POWERFUL INFANTRY FRACTION...! Love ya Simo for making this... And have an extra helping of Butter for showing off the War Cleaver...! Boy, that thing is death of anything that is in front of me in a Seige. P.S- Wack-A-Nord was brilliant. *....AND I KNEW IT WAS DICKLOMACY...!*

@poutiepanda9022 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah the most powerful infantry.... Versus a side charge from my swadian knight a shield wall is pointless... You peel of the archers so your infantry(aka huscarl ftw) can reach the shield wall thats already been broken by the charge and just kill what my first or second wave of cavalry did not kill...

@giantWario 5 жыл бұрын

@@poutiepanda9022 And then you go siege something and you suddenly realize that your cavalry can't do shit, that you can't break through the Rhodok Sergeants shieldwall even with 50 times more troops then them and that a single one of their Sharpshooter can knock you out with a single headshot. Cavalry is good and all if you wanna just run around the map without ever accomplishing anything or having any fief.

@margaritismorikis 5 жыл бұрын

@@poutiepanda9022 Bitch swadia cant stand 2 fucks in front of mah mamlukes

@iguess65 4 жыл бұрын

Literally the Rhodoks are amazing. In on of my playthroughs, they took over two factions in one day, swadians and sarranids

@dauud4970 3 жыл бұрын

Rockpunk Techno I don’t normally do this but I’m currently making a Mount & Blade Warband Native gameplay on my channel, I would be really appreciated if you check it out 🙏🏽

@bigsmoke6943 5 жыл бұрын

I dont know a single thing about this game but this is some quality content my dude gj ;)

@The_Thousandth_Tex 5 жыл бұрын

4:27 That man's a bloody hero! F to pay respects

@deadinside5431 4 жыл бұрын

@killahakan950 4 жыл бұрын

school goes to italy girls: my dreams come true i will visit rome and pizza tower boys:

@adameceek5637 4 жыл бұрын

this doesnt make any sense

@airmanbunny9767 4 жыл бұрын

The Kingdom of Rhodoks are based off Medieval Italy

@adameceek5637 4 жыл бұрын

@@airmanbunny9767 oh ok then i apologize i didnt know

@recaibey 3 жыл бұрын

Isnt it pisa tower

@killahakan950 3 жыл бұрын

@@recaibey yes i think so

@Reei0 3 жыл бұрын

This video never gets old

@ryanxephos3785 4 жыл бұрын

My first time playing Warband, with no prior experience to the game other than a few videos, I decided to join the Rhodoks. We wiped the Swadians from the map in my first month, then proceeded to move onto the Nords. Lost that savegame a long while back, but still remember it fondly.

@akuma6278 5 жыл бұрын

Friends ask: Why do I side with the rhodoks? Me: Shows them this video

@warfighter2521 5 жыл бұрын

I have an idea when doing veagirs experience, go raid a village with low amount of troops (3-6) and the villagers will attack you. When they charge you with rocks just play the USSR anthem, it looks so glorius. "The fight of the workers for freedom"

@Mithilius 5 жыл бұрын

I am sure I've seen that in another video recently.

@serenek623 5 жыл бұрын

@@Mithilius Koifish did it in Average Warband Experience, I think.

@Ste.V 5 жыл бұрын

that sonic cameo was really good, i cant wait to find out how mario will manage to get the daltons

@swavay982 3 жыл бұрын

I’m guessing your 193K subs are rewatching this (video) a couple of times huh? Well you now how 1 extra sub. Congratulations my good man.

@n0denz 5 жыл бұрын

1:55 "Look at me. LOOK AT ME... I'm the Caravan Master now."

@oshaughnessyrof5201 5 жыл бұрын

Ah my people represented

@adamantinehero1057 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know why but the kick is the most awesome and funniest thing I have ever seen.

@dauud4970 3 жыл бұрын

Adamantine Hero I don't normally do this but i'm currently making a Mount & Blade Warband Native gameplay on my channel (console), I would be really appreciated if you check it out :)

@joeyy1785 4 жыл бұрын

This video was amazing

@n.d.1846 5 жыл бұрын

Finally we Rhodoks get our Butter!

@magnus9985 5 жыл бұрын

Make a Nord that throws axes and yells "yeet!"

@faridkurniawanfajri7176 5 жыл бұрын

this man make an old game become so funny lol

@Ghosttea 5 жыл бұрын

This quality , i freaking love it

@pclone5019 5 жыл бұрын

1:18 ISP? Is that KOMRADE ARTILLERY TRONKSLY?

@fredrikimbsen4696 5 жыл бұрын

yep our dad have some spies in the world you know

@mashiroshiina4330 4 жыл бұрын

man i can't belive me and the bois with 600+ troops loose to 300 rhodocks in a siege man lmao

@13lacksta12_RV 5 ай бұрын

O M G! this is a gem!

@user-td5pr7ok9j 4 жыл бұрын

Game Makers: horses are very resistant Simo:Uploads Rhodok Experience video

@Vololoooo 5 жыл бұрын

IRONMAN VS 1000 STAT MAN NEXT!

@williamglass2223 5 жыл бұрын

Next video should be 1K stat man vs Rhodok man. It could use the dialogue from the Jotaro vs. Dio fight.

@tra1t__ 2 жыл бұрын

honestly i wouldnt be suprised if simo single handedly sieged a castle

@ButterASMR 3 жыл бұрын

this video inspired me to binge read and watch all of fist of the north star

@InfiniteGatsu 5 жыл бұрын

RHODOK MASTER RACE

@revan23117 5 жыл бұрын

Rhodok tard race

@InfiniteGatsu 5 жыл бұрын

All you have to do is position your crossbowmen on a hill and the infantry slightly below them

@someonesilence3731 5 жыл бұрын

all hail king harlaus!

@censored4680 5 жыл бұрын

and all the swadians do is charge

@dukeofthemapping1671 5 жыл бұрын

Swadia is shit, king Harlaus is gay

@nassim8798 5 жыл бұрын

OH SHIT THAT ENDING

@kieransaul2711 5 жыл бұрын

Even when I got to the point where I could take on almost any army on my own, I still noticed that I suffered the most casualties against Rhodoks.

@justcommenting2107 2 жыл бұрын

Simo: Puts 3 shields on as Rhodok Me: "Wait, am I basic?"

@dukeofthemapping1671 5 жыл бұрын

Hail King Graveth of Rhodoks!!!

@dukeofthemapping1671 5 жыл бұрын

@Rhodok Sergeant good to meet another Rhodok supporter

@phantomvulpe791 5 жыл бұрын

Hail!

@Rifky809 5 жыл бұрын

HAIL!!!

@Sl33pySage 5 жыл бұрын

NORD EXPERIENCE WHEN

@Allienator 2 жыл бұрын

Crossbow Legolas coming at you on the stairs in slow mo lmao

@user-tn8jf5ds5k 5 жыл бұрын

Ahaha, you've saved my day, thank you.

@BlinPalacinka 5 жыл бұрын

1000 Stat Man's Bizarre Adventure part 3 soon? pls?

@turcocum9454 3 жыл бұрын

I realised I love Warband more than Bannerlord and I'm saying this after playing Bannerlord 1000 hours.

@rockshawen 5 жыл бұрын

Simo is the new hundred man slayer