"I'll let you keep the castle" King Harlus has decided to give castle to King Harlus.

Genuinely cried during the intro. "You're back in time for the feast!"

"Back in time for the feast" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 omfg dude that intro easily makes your swadian video my favorite.

That joke at the beginning is just the best joke in the world

"King Harlaus has consulted with the lords of the realm and has decided to confer Etrosq castle on King Harlaus"

Swadia has one of the best units, they balanced that out by making their lords dumb as fuck 😂

“Suno has been besieged by Jarl Gearth of Kingdom of Nords” *King harlaus invites you to his hall in Rendi castle for a feast

“I go with the Sarranids to attack Praven. Harlaus sees me and says ‘back in time for the feast.’” I’m fucking dying.

*Looter does 30 damage* Looter: "GODS I WAS STRONG THEN."

The guy at the beginning of the video (Juan Joya Borja) has sadly passed away, may he rest in peace and live on forever in our hearts.

Holy shit that “back right in time for the feast” actually made me laugh more than I’ve laughed in months

One time, I was allied with the Swadians as a vassal of Harlaus. After we defeated every other faction, the khergites were the only ones left. So we took all of their land. Normally, this is where the lords defect until the country is no more and I win the game. That's not what happened this time. Instead, the butterlord King Harlaus proceeded to INDICT EVERYONE FOR TREASON! And at the same time, the khergites wouldn't defect! So, we ended up having no lords left despite owning every single fief in Calradia! Just dozens of single lord parties running around at 10.0 speed and looting villages. That was the last time I played the game.

taken down for being too meme-y

“Me and the other 2 lords end up prisoner for 15 days “ most relatable quote ever

The beginning was actually hilarious. I laughed so hard, that I couldn’t feel my horse anymore

I still come back to this video every once in a while just to see Risitas tell me about how being a Swadian lord is like.

The start is just perfectly synced and everything. Perfect job mate.

Once I started with Swadia, everything went smooth at the start, conquered the Nord territory, and as soon as the Nords were out, Swadia decides to go into war with both Sarranids and Rhodoks. Fast forward to the point where both forementioned factions conquered the now defeated Nord territory, splitting it up among themselves, and turned to face Suno & Praven. Well, king of the feasts Harlaus decides now is the good time to invite everyone for a feast in Praven, while I’m trying to defend Suno from Sarranids after succesfully defeating the Rhodoks trying to attack the city first, literally both factions had their armies on our doorstep while Harlaus and every other other Swadian lord is holed up in Praven, not giving a rat’s ass about Swadia’s impending defeat. After the Sarranids managed to defeat me, I go ”you know what, f this” and become a vassal for the Rhodoks. Fast forward like couple of in game weeks, Swadia is no more and Rhodoks control the whole center of the map, from Praven up until the desert, including the former Nord territory. But behold, king Graveth of Rhodoks has decided to follow the ancient customs of the butter lord, and now holds a feast three times in one week, while I, with some other lords, try to keep up with a stalemate of a war, capturing castles for a few days before the enemy gets them again. Long story short, while the lords were feasting, I started my own faction and put an end for their 24/7 binge partying, which wasn’t difficult, ’cause the only time any of their armies moved, they basically went from one town town or castle into another to continue their feast

The video at the beginning is the greatest mount and blade joke ever made

King Ragnar fights for his loots King Graveth fights for independence King Yaroglek fights for slavic people Sultan Hakim fights for deserts and rich fertile soils Sancar Khan fights for the steppes and his people King Harlaus fights for BUTTER

As soon as Bannerlord hits, I'm gonna split the Vlandian Vacation, claim the throne of Swadia, and become the Butterlord myself. None may stand in my way.

Thia was a rare correct usage of curb meme and it got taken down

Rest on peace Risitas 😥

Simo, it appears that the guy from the intro, El Risitas, died today... He will forever be in our hearts telling the universal Swadian Experience

Harlaus: "I need your help taking a castle." Player: "I can't, I'm looting." Harlaus: "I'll let you keep the castle." Proceed to make swift hast to the castle. Proceed to take the castle. "After "seeking counsel" with the vassals of the realm, King Harlaus has concluded ownership of the castle to King Harlaus." Player: "One does not simply take castles from me." Player proceeds to destroy all of Swadia.

"After consulting with the peers of the realm, King Harlaus has decided to confer Etrosq Castle on King Harlaus"

That first part is gold, made me laugh so hard cause that is exactly how it is.

Lady Isolla of Suno is the only rescue for Swadian nation.

i too have convinced myself that its Uxhal instead of Uxkhal

The Swadians taked down the video because there where not enough butter jokes in it :p

That intro was one of the best pieces of comedy I’ve ever experienced😂

In my game I left Swadia because they lost all of there cities and only have 3 castles left but before I left right after loosing Praven they called for a feast.

When you are from Spain and you understand the video at the beggining

*video gets demonitized* Harlaus: this is so sad can i get *50 JUGS OF BUTTER!?*

Rhodoks: "It's over Swadia, I have the high ground." Swadia: "You underestimate my power."

I established my Kingdom by defecting from the Vaegirs and taking over a castle from the Swadians. I was in a really weak point because I made the move too early with hope that lords would come to help, but long story short I proceeded to take over Swadia completely and recruited almost the entire faction into my new kingdom lol. One thing I realized is Swadian lords are very effective at helping to take and control territory.

How to beat Prophesy of Pendor: -just hire every guy in plate armor and on horseback -3+F3 -enjoy

Rhodok experience: -Proceed to recruit and train crossbowmen -In any kind of battle press f1 and this is the difficult part, aim at literally any kind of high ground far away from the enemy while you hold f1 -Release f1 -Repeat

Ahh Swadia, I've been trying to conquer for you on the same save file for 4 years. 10 years have passed in the game and the nords control 90% of the map. Somehow we managed to hold onto Praven

"Back in time for the feast" the level of self unawareness is almost illegal

Best M&B KZfaqr

Swadian Infantry is the best Infantry SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING

Next step: conquer the Nords and get their housecarls. 2: Load your castle full of them 3: Profit.

I swear to god, that first part is so damn funny it could easily be a video in and of itself

As a Swadian myself, I can confirm this is 100% accurate

Laughing until 2020 with intro 😂😂😂😂😂😂. You're fucking good man! I actually imagined the story unfolding hahahahhaa. Genius

Right this is hands down one of the best warband videos of all time

This is the best one of these you've done

I LOVE YOUR CONTENT! The intro is hilarious. Much love from Portugal

First minute explains it all...

Dude the joke at the start is one of the funniest things I’ve ever experienced.

The opening captions are hilarious! Lost 3 cities in one day... HAHAAHHA! I have seen Swadia get whipped like that and sure enough... Butterlord is having a feast!

the good thing with the re-upload is that i had to watch the video again but the bad thing is that i lost the heart that you have me in my comment :( (xd)

This is what happens when you delay bannerlord

I remember wiping out literally all of swadia for rhodoks just for them to kepp every castle and kingdom and giving me 900 dener as composition...now theres no rhodoks

I'm fucking dying. "Back right in time for the feast"

OMG I cried of laughter at the beginning 🤣🤣

That was a fucking masterpiece. I almost cried at the end.

I cant believe that it has been 3 years since i first saw this video. Still love this game and your vids

Once again after years, and just got back to the game again, the intro never fails to crack me up 😂😂

Honestly, those are the best and most fitting subtitles of the old man laughter clip out there lol

29 lords still say “King Harlus, he may long live!”

* wap * "Harlaus throws a 7 day feast in Praven" lost it so hard

lol i luv u man, make more of these vids, just absolutely hilarious

Taken down so that I could get top comment with BANNERLORD WHEN

Mount & Blade:Reuploadband

The beginning of this video keeps bringing me back over and over, it is so true it is knee slappingly hilarious!

This is the best video Ive seen this year lmao

That beginning part of the video is the most accurate part of my experience with Swadia. I am helping my marshal to siege a castle from the nords when all of a sudden we are called for a feast. Because of this we lost our territory left and right. And you know what's even more hilarious? The counts including myself defected to join the Rhadoks. That alone tells me that the king is a lousy leader and is an easy target lose.

I speak spanish... But I laughed with the subtitles xD

One of the greatest things about this game are the personalitys and quirks of the kings and lords, and how consistant they are at it, its why this game is amazing and one of the reasons i still play it even with bannerlord starting to actually work, warband just has so much charm

Omg.. because of the first minute of this video I am liking and subscribing!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS

That story at the beginning...perfection.

Why tf was that intro SO ACCURATE and SOOOO FUNNY

"back right in time for feast" i love this, always coming back to watch this part again lmao

Surprisingly this was so worth the watch 😂

Rip Spanish guy. You're a legend...

best niche channel on youtube straight up

That first part is my new favorite thing in the world. Thank you for that.

The editing of that intro was only bettered by the humour. Absolutely superb. Only been playing three weeks and already witnessed the entire war party piss off for a party in the middle of a siege.

great video (AGAIN)

"You're on your own chief" moments always happens to me, the heck i pay you for knight?

This is lit, and thus appreciated, thanks Simo

Simo, your intro scene was genius gold it made my day

Did anyone have no sound? At the part of this video 3:29

That's hilarious 😂, never thought mount and blade would be that fun

I come back every now and then just to watch the first minute. Quality.

Just wanted to tell you that you are The Editing GOD. Thanks

Had to pause the video laughing during the first joke. Haven't laughed so much in ages

RIP Juan Joya Borja 👑

🤣 I come back to this video every time I think of M&B *just* to listen to that intro again

OML why this only have 400k views, should have like 400 millions. GOD DAMN QUALITY CONTENT.

The first minute of this has me absolutely laughing my ass off I stg LMAO

"How to master cavarly warfare: -Press F1 -Press F3 Im deadxd

I gotta say the first part with the laughing guy is perfectly written and gets me every time I come back to watch this video.

First time seeing this, it's actually pretty amazing lol

The song is Honeycomb Highway from Sonic. It's on Spotify btw

Rest in Peace homie. You made me laugh a lot.

The intro 🤣, I have come back to this video 1,000 times and it still gets me. Video-game memes golden age