All throughout middle school my history teacher was like “DiSnEyS a LiE PoHcAhOnTaS DoEsN’t EvEn MaRy JoHn SmItH She MaRrIes JoHn RoLfE” But little did she know...

Ok but the Cinderella sequels are actually entertaining... still bad, but entertaining (prince charming literally jumps out of a window)

"If you dont see the dead body hes not dead" Omg, Gaston is ALIVE?!

Mulan's reaction to Shang's "death"- the blank stare, cry shouting his name and sobbing- used to really get me as a kid. It was and still is my favourite part of that film

Apparently Disney is unaware that at a certain height falling into water is like hitting concrete and all your bones would shatter instantly and you’d sink like a stone. They’re dead, Disney. They! Are! All! Dead!

Fun fact that a lot of people probably know: The real Pocahontas married John Rolfe, but on the way back to Virginia, she died. She had a son (Thomas Rolfe) and yeah that’s all I can remember from my fourth grade Virginia history class

Title: the Mulan sequel that shouldn't exist. First 6 minutes: Pocahontas 2 -What?

I think the reason I liked Mulan 2 as a kid was because I was a total simp for Shang and honestly I can't blame my younger self, he do be looking good with that open long black hair holy moly

video title: The Mulan Sequel That Just Shouldn't Exist "so the Pocahontas sequel-"

*Me:* I have a soft spot for Mulan II, weird as it is, it cheered me up when I was kid. Too bad Seamus is going to tear it up in this video. *Seamus:* It was okay *Me:* :D

No one sees Sirus Black’s dead body: Seamus: Where is Sirus, is he safe, is he alright?

For the record, John Rolph is who the real Pocahontas married, Smith was like 40 when she was like 15 and was basically obsessed with her and wrote abt their “relationship” in numerous books. She had a child with Rolph but died pretty early because she was brought to England and contracted a disease that her body didn’t have any immunity against

Okay but when I was a kid, I was DEVASTATED when Shang sacrificed himself.

Ok Mulan 2 was *R O U G H* but the “other girls” song was MY *CHILD 👏 HOOD 👏*

Phoebus and Esmeralda’s kid straight up looks like a tiny Phoebus clone. Does Disney need to learn that genetics exist???

This Guy:*Complains about Rolfe marrying Pocahontas* This Comment Section: *_Allow us to introduce ourselves_*

I know you’re not American, and this probably wasn’t part of your history classes... but Pocahontas and the Johns were all real people. It’s actually a really tragic story. She (allegedly) saved John Smith from execution when she was 10. At 14, she was kidnapped and held prisoner in Jamestown. There, the colonists made her convert to Christianity, and her name was changed to Rebecca. John Rolfe married her, and they had a baby. It was then decided that Pocahontas would be taken to London and paraded around, showcasing a success story of how a savage could be “saved.” There, in the UK, she died at only about 20 years old, never to see her home again. Then Disney went and romanticized the whole thing... yayyyy. Kind of ironic, the way the colonists covered up her culture and then Disney covered up how bad it was that they covered up her culture

Mulan 2 was a crucial part of my childhood I don’t care if it’s bad.

Can I do a nitpick? The black part of the yin and yang is actually meant to be the more feminine section, but they gave Mulan the white part. Get it right Disney.

Title: the Mulan sequel that just shouldn’t exist Seamus: *here are 2 other sequels before the one you came for*

Does he realize that John Rolfe was an actual historical figure who did marry Pocahontas?

“All I want is for my Sirius to be ok” I feel you

It was actually rumored that John Smith lied about meeting Pochantas to begin with. John Smith even claimed that she was in love with him. Smith was just the average colonist trying to make a name for himself by lying through his teeth. According to Smithsonian Pocohantas wasn't even her real name, just a nickname. I always enjoyed the movie despite how historically inaccurate it is to begin with. Unlike Sacagawea, Pocohantas has a more tragic story. She was not only forced into marriage at a young age to John Rolfe, but she had to convert to Christianity and be given the name Rebecca. There was not any evidence of their marriage having any form of romance involved, but then again there is no way of truly knowing everything that happened between them unless one of them or even their son had a journal that documented it all. When watching Pocohantas I always imagined my ancestors living a similar lifestyle and it made me feel closer to my Native American roots.

I lowkey liked Mulan 2. It actually helped with the (main) character development, and the new characters were so fun and likeable. The story was entertaining (not original, entertaining) and the songs were iconic.

I absolutely HATED pocahontas 2! The first film was about learning that this new culture of people ARENT savages and that colonising a nation because they arent like u is bad, and pocohuntas 2 has her LITERALLY applying white powder making her paler and teaching her how NOT to be a savage the BRITISH way, tf?

You should do Little Mermaid 2. It isn't terrible, but the climax is laughably awful from the story's perspective.

“The Mulan Sequel That Just Shouldn’t Exist...” Just like the live action version.

Video: *is named after Mulan 2* Seamus: *spends the first half talking about Pocohantas and Hunchback 2*

Wait making a movie about how someone from another culture has to become “civilised” and learn “manners” to gain respect instead being who they are? Isn’t that... racist?

I’m going to be livid if Disney makes a Moana 2 and gives her a love interest.

The only ''sequel'' that matters is The Lion King 1 and a half

It was ok, but the fact that they made shange explosive and pretty much abusive ruined it for me.

Legend has it Seamus is still saying on....... And on

We never see Tadashi’s body in Big Hero 6 after he was supposedly burned to death

the whole Pocahontas II thing could just be summed up by the ppl making it going "OH shit, historical accuracy," and then proceeding to fail just like they did in the first movie

"And all I want if for my Sirius Black to be ok!" Oh my god, that is me.

“Knock off John smith” or John Rulfe is historically is Pocahontas’s husband. Pocahontas was actually much younger than John smith like she was 10 and he was 30.

John Rolph was Pocahontas' husband in real life. When Pocahontas and John Smith met in real life, Pocahontas was 7 and John Smith was 60

bruh when mulan is crying after shang “dies” it is heart wrenching though.

why didn't mulan 2 just send the emperor's daughters on a trip to sight see and whatever?

Pocahontas and the John's were real people. She actually did marry John Rolfe. That's why he exists. Disney pretty much took history and made it romantic and stuff.

As a little girl I teared up when Shang "died." Even though I knew he wasn't dead.

Hi, as John Rolfe and Pocahontas’ descendant, as well as being part Native American, I just wanna let you know that... Pocahontas and John Rolfe actually did end up getting married and having kids. Specifically, my great-something-uncle. So... yeah... I kinda found that first bit a little offensive? Don’t get me wrong, the movies are way worse and totally not accurate to Native society, but... yeah...

The Hunchback sequel makes me so mad. I love the first film so much, the second one is just like a slap in the face.

"There are no consequences for anything that happens in this film." *glaring at Frozen 2 intensifies*

I’ve probably seen Mulan 2 more than the first one, or at least I had when I was ten. The first’s DVD was lost (stuck in an unused disc player) and the second one had three characters me and my two sisters could project ourselves onto so we really didn’t miss it. I was the youngest so my future husband by default was going to be the short angry guy, but we’d always fight over who was most like the middle sister because Ling was marginally normal looking and... _kinda_ funny?? Anyway I’ll defend Mulan II and Lion King II until my dying day

"a man whos interested in women is looking to fall in love" we love an inclusive king who doesn't think men liking women is a given

As a little kid when I saw the scene in Pocahontas 2 when John Smith “died” I rage quit and never watched the rest 😭😂

As bad/pointless/whatever-adjective-you-want-to-put Mulan 2 is, "I wanna be like other girls" is a full-on bop

Getting sued by screen rant is *super easy barely an inconvenience*

Seamus: "And now that I think about it, we never see Sirius Black's dead body, do we?" Me: "It's pretty implied he's dead." Seamus: "Guys, can you just let me have this, because it's been 15 years and all I want is for my Sirius to be alive and okay!" Me: "I know, me too, I'll let you have it. Also, what?!"

Okay but, as terrible as Pocahontas ll is... “I AM THE GHOoOoOoST OF JOHN SMITH” is the best line in any Disney sequel ever.

Pocahontas sequel should have been named “Journey to the “ *old world* “ I get that the sequels were meant to train the staff, but still guys at least try lol.

Only one minute in and Seamus says "Pocahontas didn't need a sequel." Me: *stops the video and thumbs up immediately* THE HATRED I HAVE HAD FOR POCAHONTAS 2 FOR MOST OF MY LIFE. Ok, I'll finish the video now.

”There’s a musical number just about how great London is.” Sweeney Todd disagrees.

“I can’t wait to get sued by screen rant” Seamus 2020

Seamus: This is just such an uncomfortable love triangle Twilight: Am I a joke to you?

“They’re on a raft in the sewers” BEWARE THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!!!!!!

*someone clearly has a type for nice GUYS called John* Me: *looks at Hamilton*

I don't know why this bothered me but: Quasimodo there's more to me is five words

I mean if we're being honest here, Pocahontas II is probably closer to historical facts than the first. They still got it wrong by making her and John Rolfe legitimate love interests because that is NOT how it went down. Some of the other stuff is kinda true. Like her being considered savage and being forced to not act like a native and her dying and everything. The first one was just wrong all the way. Like nothing about it other than the fact that, hey, the Native Americans met the Europeans at some point in time and then there's John Smith, is right in any way. I didn't like the sequel though. Like okay, if you wanna make a story about a Native American girl, fine. Heck, add romance if you want. It's not likely that it would have happened, but still, in comparison to the right of making romance in Pocahontas, it's better in some regard. Make your own storyline. Don't change history and make romance between a literal child and a grown man and think by making their ages closer to one another that it'd be dismissable. Like come on, dudes, you bullied the natives enough in the past, don't insult their entire existence by romanticizing that crap. I... I am so sorry. Once I start talking about history and the accuracy of their artistic representations, I dive off a deep end. You don't have to read this at all, I just needed to release my anger.

last time i was this early Seamus had a table

Just realised that Mulan II looks so much nicer than most of the other DIsney sequels. The animation actually looks pretty similar to the first one..

My favorite song that came out of these sequels is the "Where Do I Go From Here" in Pocahontas 2...... But I do agree with everything. And the London song so also entertaining.

That reference to pitch meetings was TIGHT! Understanding it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

"All I wanted was for Sirius to be alive and ok " Me same

If anyone's read Mulan's Twisted Tale, Reflection, it's amazing and makes the combining of the family trees, or whatever it was, make a lot more sense

Therapist: "handsome" Quazie motto dosen't exist, he can't hurt you Handsome Quazie moto:

I'm just gonna say that 5 year old me shipped Mulan and Shang so I was excited to see them get together OFFICIALLY when the sequel was eventually released. Still a weird movie in hindsight.

"There are no consequences to anyone's actions in this film" hahaha I mean true, but I used to love Mulan II as a kid and maybe that's what screwed up our generation 😂😂😂

“All I want is my Sirius to be alive and ok.” Me too Seamus

We don’t see Gaston’s body either. He could be alive somehow even though that drop would be hard to survive

That “We are not the same person” piece sent me lol

Hello Seamus I HAVE COME TO GIVE YOU VIRTUAL HUGS

Genuinely so happy you've found a stride for your channel with these reviews of barely remembered disney (mostly home) movies

I liked Mulan 2 as a kid, it made me feel warm and cozy.

Seamus: "He wants to steal the big expensive bell." Me: "I can relate to that." (For people who aren't me, I was playing dungeons and dragons and I stole a big expensive bell)

So where are all the Greg's and little stinkers at 3:35

you're so talented! i love how you fit that yin yang together

I find it amazing that I smashed that like button way before reaching the end of this video because I've been binge watching all your videos and yes I will be waiting

I mean< I love how in the Pocahontas sequel she gets arrested for like, being against animal cruelty. Like ah yes, first sign of a savage is that they want to protect the wildlife

Seamus: this video is about mulan 2 Also Seamus: Waits until 10 minutes to talk about mulan 2. JK, I liked how you talked about the other 2 movies.

I like Mulan 2 it's quite delightful and follows the story fairly well. I also like the fact that she spread the message of following your heart and the music is great. Pocahontas 2 would be better if they kept the same animation style as the original. But is pretty great and the point was that the King and his supporters are the savages.

11:30 Im stealing this from a tumblr post but wasnt the point of the song "A girl worth fighting for" was to reveal the doll at the end. That the girl worth fighing for isnt just your ideal woman, its the innocent children who didnt deserve to suffer in war.

3:33 because Pocahontas irl actually married John Rolfe. Disney’s mistake: she was enslaved at the time & had a ton of pressure to assimilate to get a tad bit more freedom

Okay, everyone is talking about Pocahontas 2 and how John Rolfe is her husband in history, but does disney not know how bells work, like... the jewels are on the inside, with the part that makes it ring. You ring it bam, all the priceless jewels turn to expensive dust. Also, if you want to get technical Pocahontas never sails back to America, she gives birth to her only son in Europe and then dies 4 years later or small pox or something similar so...

Wow, a Ryan George reference, a Danny Gonzales reference, and a Drew Gooden reference in the same video, Seamus, you have my respect.

I hope you do all of them. LOVE these vids!

Seamus: sing more songs about London! Sweeny Todd: Hold my razor...

After this series is done can you please do something like this with Disney Channel Original Movies? I'm curious to see your opinions on them! Thank you if you even read this comment!

Seamus I gotta tell you YOUR EDITING IS SO GOOD I APPRECIATE IT AND LOVE IT SO MUCH that's all have a fantastic day :)

The Danny and Drew reference + the Sirius reference makes this one of my favorite videos of yours

"I just want Sirius to be back" Seamus a few months ago "Nothing important happens in book three , Sirius just introduced but he died 2 books later so it's not really important" Really shows how your feelings towards how a character is used is and how a character is written can be different

You should watch Bambi 2. It’s really entertaining and I almost cried.

Loving this series man! Keep em coming!

Seamus: To be fair, this film shouldn't exist. Me: Wait, the first Pocahontas or the second?

Unpopular opinion: Bambi II is better than the original Bambi • Less way too long nature scenes • Animation looks better • We actually see Bambi being sad over his mother’s death which the first one didn’t really have idk why • The prince (Bambi’s Dad) and Bambi’s relationship development is adorable and I actually felt that his character was better than Bambi’s mom Also, I actually like Mulan II it’s not nearly as good as the original, but I feel like overall it fits the theme of Mulan.

"and we are the same person" ah yes, I see that you are a man of culture as well

First off: I thought he was doing mulan 2 Second off: this is a true story, Disney writes the lines and the antagonist but they cant write the plot. You just called a respectable journeyer another mans name Third off: me likeee the shirtee

I got a terrifying gummy worm ad before watching this, and I can’t unsee it. It will forever haunt my nightmares. Then I got a similar ad at 10:43. Excuse me while I go bleach my eyes-