PKMN37 Or try suspenders.

AT Productions XD im dead

PKMN37. i fuckin died when he said that

PKMN37 lol

Why is KZfaq telling me that there's one comment on this thread..

Wait really?? 😮

Oh no what if his kid likes The Oogieloves?!😱😝

Eh. He's been The Cinema Cheerleader lately...probably a connection.

@@julieporter7805 showing your kid the Oogieloves should be classed as felony abuse

Adam Lentz Agreed

TBH the phrase "children's film" seems a stretch for what this actually is.

@@user-do2ev2hr7h fetus film?

@@do_you_see_banana_man It was more the "film" part I took issue with.

@@user-do2ev2hr7h fetus fever dream

D.M. Badger and yet we are.

Hey, that's what most of the parents and older siblings who saw this movie said.

Wait what

You were a kid once

Everybody is annoying at one point of their live.

So we should not have baby in theaters or have one for life okay.

Wow your stereotyping kid in theater classic.

And they kept their children hostage

+Alex K. That pants thing, reminds me of the awful Garbarge pail kids movie with Chucky's retarded brother keep pissing himself.

+Alex K. I'm surprised the Nostalgia Critic hasn't reviewed this turd of a film.

+Travis De La Fuente Maybe he doesn't want to review a shitty movie that became a fad to hate. If he did, then I'll be asking for a Cool Cat saves the Kids review right after that one.

Yeah, it makes you question why a movie like this needed to be in theaters. I know little kids might go crazy sometimes, but this movie is for like the mentally unstable.

"Goofie Toofie, *BUY A FUCKIN' BELT!*"

@Inacio's Second Channel frankly, that's not too difficult. The movie didn't really set the bar too high.

I think "I will staple them to your GOD DAMN ASS!", is a better line.

Even if it's a baby movie?

@@chloerogers8841 ESPECIALLY if it's a baby movie!

@@LchanOtakudom Except even babies would feel condescended to when watching this.

Then I take it brad isn’t a huge fan of honey, where are my pants?

When does he say that I want to know because he's funny asf

@@r0v3r71 11:00 he said it.

Now that Is a great movie!

69gangstar69 that’s actually a good theory 😅

DARKNESS. IMPRISONING ME. ALL THAT I SEE. I'M STILL FUCKING PINK. I CANNOT LIVE. I CANNOT DIE. OOGIELOVES PLEASE. SEND TO ME TO OOGIELOVE HEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

69gangstar69 Jacobs pillow

69gangstar69 l

James Sellman and it's also a vegetable.

James Sellman Most likely, the movie confused being narcoleptic and being in a stage 4 coma...

So that’s why this birthday is so important

The way J. Edgar talks to the pillow as he's bringing him outside makes it sound like he knows this too and is finding it very hard to keep taking care of him without breaking down.

I got the sense that the pillow is um....whats the new politically correct way to say um....special?

It shouldn't be viewed by anyone for that matter.

And if some poor bastard does see this thing then it should be immediately be followed by the consumption of a literal truckload of royal navy strength rum

No. Animat said its ages: sperm to fetis

I bet they show this in Guantanamo clockwork orange style.

This should be for nobody that mentally healthy.

This aged well.

ditto

He's thinking "someone please hold me over my own face"

I just keep wondering if the pillowcase is his clothes or skin?

He honestly gives me the vibe of a guy with such severe brain damage that he can’t even use his limbs correctly or comprehend much

And the blind guy in Quest for Camelot. **shudders**

As you wish

Quest for Camelot was a good movie

And doc brown plays a Mexican bongo player. *Bang*

TheAllSeeingEye if you live under a rock.

A Troll in Central Park is a close second

And then there’s Caillou and Peppa Pig where most of the dialogue is just a brat screaming.

​@kenthuang436 If I want an actual good product for kids that's just a brat screaming, I'll take Spirited Away, thank you very much.

BladeBlur I'm waiting for Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny thus Christmas

gargoyles9999 oh god *YES!*

Agreed, this is my favorite Cinema Snob episode

@@TheRetroReplay same ..I agree..also I have a question for you

@@jarrodedson5441 Do you like bubbles?

God Dammit, Oogieloves... YOU RUINED DOC'S CAREER! D:

no its still intacked

Are you guys worried about the logistics of time in this movie? I'm still trying to digest the non-euclidian nightmare of how their three beds overlap into the same physical location when they retract back into the wall!

Oh my god,you poor soul.

I can never return. That's the only option. When I pass through... when I see that windmill on the horizon... from hell's heart it stabs at me.

That had to violate some sort of court order or terms of parole.

lol 😂

Where did they film this I thought it was filmed behind a fuckin 7-11

THAT'S how you spell its name?!

2016 actually

You know when someone says birthday, I think about the birth of it. Who the fuck give birth to a retarded pillow

+Safer7Sephiroth OH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT

"Colorful junk food for the mind"- -Nostalgia Critic in his A Troll in Central Park review.

+Demon Rantz agreed

I'll just wait for the Erotic Awakening of S to come on after . . .

The Nostalgia Critic said something similar in his review of "A Troll in Central Park."

*bubble cowboy screams about bubbles* Me: FuCK

*Christopher Lloyd shows up in a goddamn fucking sombrero* Me: FUcK

*Jamie Presley kisses a puppet fish and makes a stupid goddamn pun* Me: seriously guys. FUCk

*those horrifying hell spawn of puppets start blowing kisses at the goddamn balloons* Me: guys this is getting out of hand. Also, FUCK

I've officially experienced a cocaine bing, and I have never tried drugs. But goddamn did this make me feel like I had

Did ya count Brad, Dave & Jake? 👀

Unless they had mental problems, no adult that wasn't taking kids there would watch this. I'm pretty sure those parents knew what they were getting into too.

"ten" don't be too generous

The Care Bears is fucking Schindler's List compared to this

Oogieloves makes The Room looks like Saving Private Ryan.

Hey now, I respect your opinion, but I personally love Elmo in Grouchland. It's one of my favorite childhood movies. Barney's Great Adventure, on the other hand, go ahead and attack it all you want.

Of course he could have used that hacksaw to pull his cell phone closer so could reach it.

@Blue Skeptic And staking his vampire bride after she vomited blood on Hannibal Lecter.

Omg do you think him wobbling like that was actually an on purpose Easter Egg to Saw? I kinda think so!

fun fact: he’s actually in the Saw movies

"Hello Bobbly. I want to play a game. You have bobbled and wobbled your way through life with no consideration for its insult to the vertigo-diagnosed. You do not appreciate the suffering of others and so you must suffer yourself."

This *is* a bad parody of kids' shows.

Would you believe I’ve heard worse names for a place four words Wubby dubby smootchy land and that was from a mlpfim fan fic

No, it’s the name of a town in a porno movie

It’s the Oogieloves, what else would you expect?

mr. Wldasoldmysoul4pussyasateen The setup for the line was at 2:58 when that little multicolored bitch says "this is the most amazing movie ever".

He could stay frozen rather than do this movie instead.

I think he was blackmailed into this film.

He's not that known for picking good movies! He was also in Foodfight.

@@lotsoflogos Yeah, that’s a good point. You think all that time travel in BTTF messed with his brain? Was it inhaling helium at the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Or perhaps both.

Is he the one who said that quote?

He's a 30+ year old mobile person, so he'll at least be easily identifiable by the enormous battery pack.

Known accomplice: Milky Marvin

Relative of Haiji Towa.

You forgot to mention, he's also the prime suspect in a series of unsolved homicides and disappearances.

18:12 Did Snob referenced Mike and The Mechanics' "Silent Running?"

@@mindlessgonzo yes

I immediately thought Wonder Showzen

And the town is fucking lovely love ville.

this is why you should always look at the ratings before watching the movies

At least this movie had actors that actually tried to give a good performance unlike any of the Cool Cat movies where even the professional actors aren’t even trying and act like they’re drunk and being forced to work with Derek Savage, mostly likely at gunpoint.

Dude,thought that it was a parody of kids shows,too. The movie just feels so wrong being an actual kids movie in my eyes. I still can’t believe the people who made this played it straight. I just think it would be better if it was a parody of kids shows then an actual kids show.

He comes across as extra petty and vindictive in this episode which makes the fact that it’s for little kids even more funny.

Me too

+AJ “Retrozaid” Diaz mE THREE

+Zice033 Same here

+Zice033 I think I know what Dave at the end of 2001 was going through, having seen this.

me too

R.I.P :(

From Young Frankenstein to this? Oh, how the high and mighty fall.

@@MovieFan1912 For the record, she was in A Troll In Central Park and Foodfight too.

@@elchanchopato9601At least A Troll in Central Park has decent animation (What else would you expect from Don Bluth?), and at least Foodfight had a good story that would have worked better if it was put into better hands.

⁠@@MovieFan1912She was in A Little Piece of Heaven (that’s a classic Snob episode) and I’d say that was the scariest of all the films mentioned.

As am I

Her singing was the only thing good in the movie.

Apparently she was actually sick when recording this

I honestly have to give the movie credit to making her fans sheep. Thats legit prob the only funny subversive thing in this movie

@@river_acheron do you mean sleep?

+Son Goku More like a reboot

It’s so gay. Hashtag yay yay

It's a triple decker! * hic * Hello, fat hippo!

"Thats so gaaaayyyy" :P

Shame they didn't keep the sea king in this, he would of fit right in!

+Chris C. I'm pretending it's just Rev. Jim going back on the wagon and this is all just a hallucination- "I'm tripping balls, Alex!"

+Tareltonlives and for cary, im pretending that this was jigsaw's last test before he became his successor in saw 3d

+Chris C. For a movie like this, this looks like something that would star someone who is either washed up, who either is difficult to work with or wasn't doing anything or Canadian actors. How they manage to get Cary Elwes, Christopher Lloyd and Chazz Palmentieri, I don't fucking know!

darkman060 Or maybe this is what he saw while being tortured by Prince Humperdink

+Tareltonlives you know you need to reexamine your choice in agent when this makes the crush with him and alicia silverstone look like reservoir dogs by comparison

Hilariously enough, Jeremy said that about a different actor named Christopher (Christopher Lee) on Everything Wrong With Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, even though he had a moment of Critical Research Failure in that video: he criticized the Oompa-Loompas' "Augustus Gloop" song, claiming that it seems like "a fifth grader" wrote it "trying to come up with words that rhyme with poop", even though the songs are taken from the book (albeit edited and condensed), so the supposed "fifth grader" is none other than Roald Dahl himself. Not surprisingly, there's A LOT of Critical Research Failure in their videos, and not just in their E.W.W. videos... so much so that the director of Kong: Skull Island called Jeremy out for his E.W.W. video of that movie on Twitter, though the director came off as racist and sexist.

He wishes he was frozen today.

Ding

@@OzFanJames1900 "But it's satire, so that excuses everything!!!!" Their fans defending them.

@@sink4807 Yeah. It's not satire. It's just poorly written.

And when it happens, we can cheer 'dere he is!'

+Steve Smith THATKIDKICKEDSANDINCOOLCATSFACE

+Leandro César If I were in control of reality, not only would that review happen, but it would be set within a plot where YMS and IHE kidnap the Snob to experiment on him by showing it, MST3K style, and at the end there would be an epic climactic battle between the three of them and the legion of evil KZfaq Copyright Bots commanded by Supreme Leader Daddy Derek.

The best movie of all. I hope Mr.Savage wouldn't mind.

+Nana Amuah dara he is!

Yeah he sounds a lot like Kid Trunks

Nate Rivers I dunno the kids in that movie are still kind of annoying

That’s an anime movie isn’t it?🤩

Totoro is always going to be a much better movie than Oogieloves because it was made by Studio Ghibli which always makes high quality content even if the movie itself wasn’t the best.

I'm a bigger fan of Spirited Away but Totoro is a solid flick.

I tried some Studio Ghibli films as a kid. I wasn’t a fan.

Best insult ever

Soap, soap, what is soap?

At least they’re in water 🤷🏻‍♂️

crazystairs712 Saw 3D was the seventh installment, right? I remember laughing more than once, especially in that opening scene with the two morons still trying to fight for the woman who played with their hearts and took litterally 10 minutes to realize that they don't have to kill each other over her...

Luckily no one paid money to see this

The way Brad says it is priceless.

You are the Frank Zappa of movie critics.

+Tate Gibbs You seem to be implying other critics aren't only in it for the money.

+Zetsubou Aaron Acclaimed, but not as appreciated as he should be, especially in America.

+Zetsubou Aaron But I guess the main point is that I love them both.

Have you seen his crossover review with the Nostalgia Critic on Leprechaun?

Fred Jones the pillow could probably breathe through its skin

Fred Jones Pillowception?

If you want to smother a pillow to dead you use a Jack Nicholson.

That's how they reproduce. The lifespan of the average pillow is quite short as a result.

Is it waterboarding if I throw it in the washing machine in an attempt to cleanse it of drool?

snakes3425 no that's okay he's the least cringeworthy actor

Wait, how do you know it’s not just the final stage of brain cancer. Trust me I know what it looks like.

He’ll be fine.

@@randalgraves6979 he's dead now

YOU’RE BIASED!!!!!

Do you like bubbles? :D

@@Closurenomore FUCKING BUBBLES

Both would have made this movie infinitely better.

That shot made it look like the Oogieloves were about to be shot. I’m sure there would have been much rejoicing if that happened.

FUCKING BUBBLES!

NO!NO!NO! I have a hard enough time stomaching Westly saying those words, I’m already getting rid of the Doc Brown image saying it!!!

I don't know which movie that Christopher Llyod made an appearance in is worse. This one, or A Million Ways to Die in the West.

+SpeedyEric1 I'll help you. Dennis the Menace.

+Tiger Robocop I actually liked him in that movie.

All joking aside, it's not that far off. I remember when this movie came out the guy who produced it gave a bunch of interviews where he basically said everyone else making children's films didn't know what they were ding and he was going to revolutionize the industry. Obviously, that worked out well...

@@timf7413 wow😅

Bob Hoskins never sounded southern or trying to fake an American accent. Most people in the US unless they looked him up had no idea he was British.

toomanyaccounts You're right, though he did usually do a fake New Yorker accent. Very good, but fake.

guilmon182 Maybe it's because Southern accents aren't that much different from English accents.

@@toomanyaccounts whoa! He was?

@@MCTales89 Er….not sure about that😅

I’m glad I’m not the only one who rewatches this to get a laugh at the anger, and especially Cary Elwes performance.

Links Fraulein maybe you’re colorblind but the “pink” one is actually yellow

because owls are supossedly smart or something idk

Devin Sethna if they’re smart enough to build their own houses or somethin idk

My question is why doesn't she understand them? That and why are they awake during the day?

Because potatoes

Turns out it was Cats

Actually, "In Search Of The WWWWWWW" was from the 1980s and "Fun In Balloon Land" was from the 1960s.

All Monsters Attack also counts.

It was probably a reference to a real reaction someone had when he saw it in the movie theater. 😐

Not gonna say who, but the midnight screening will say.

Jake: : ...Is that the equivalent of me going up to a Middle Eastern guy, going "Durka! Durka durka durka durka! Lakka lakka lakka!"

Tareltonlives He got that from Team America. 'Derka Derka, Muhammad Jihad!'

+ackbarfan5556 Oh that's right! I knew it sounded familiar :)

That review is pure gold. "Come on kids, Uncle Jake is gonna molest you" (creepy slasher smile)

Lol nice timing! Also, nice icon! Lol

Why wouldn't it be? (JOKE)

Well, it _is_ one of the few things worth watching in this dumpster-fire of a film.

I mean... We gotta see the positives too

Elsie lmao starin' at Dat Azz?

Well, it is nice...

Not even pbskid will allowed this to air on the network.

so there 1D?

I’m not feeling the 50s goodness in this film. It’s more like a warped horror film dimension where everyone’s overly nice and nothing makes sense.

If that's the case, I'd rather be living in Heartland with Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band! I feel more comfortable and cheery when I'm with them!