THE PALEST SHADE - NYX CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP Review

THE PALEST SHADE - NYX CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP Review | John Maclean

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5 жыл бұрын

Website - www.johnmaclean.co.uk
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Пікірлер: 4 300

@Kriduth 5 жыл бұрын

"My forehead is rather large. It could be mistaken for a small country." "In fact just the other day I found an embassy there." DEAD. Also can I be the ambassador to such an embassy?

@limpnoodle7282 5 жыл бұрын

The people who dislike will never achieve seamlessness

@mybonescrack1360 5 жыл бұрын

They could never

@grisselanibelkavasquezdela1632 5 жыл бұрын

Definitely not.

@nowdanny 5 жыл бұрын

LMAOAOAOAKAKAKAHHA

@Charlie-vf8hw 5 жыл бұрын

Limp Noodle 😂😂😂

@Jasonizer1 5 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂

@Clare. 5 жыл бұрын

*"I have never really liked concrete as a matter of fact. Ive always considered it to be slightly like be discount stone."*

@louise-yo7kz 5 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂

@prettything6802 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@keirfarnum6811 2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately when one is wearing heels, stone is uneven to walk upon and concrete is far more preferable. Whatever makes wearing sky high heels is best. 👠

@melaninqueen1286 2 жыл бұрын

@@louise-yo7kz ayyyeeee🇦🇬🇦🇬🇦🇬🇦🇬🇦🇬

@Ellie-ln1pu 5 жыл бұрын

I can’t tell if you’re in your 20s, 30s or 200s

@PassionPno 5 жыл бұрын

Lord Maclean was summoned to the Earth in 14000 B.C. I hope that answers to your query.

@ibbyisalwaysvibing 5 жыл бұрын

Stephanie K Oh okay, so he is in his 16000s.

@alexiscarlsenwenzel8939 5 жыл бұрын

Definately like 300 at least. 😂

@straystars801 5 жыл бұрын

last time i checked, he's in his early 24,000s?

@courtneyminnabarriet7401 5 жыл бұрын

I’m like #666 😂I love his filums.

@sunflower7829 5 жыл бұрын

*"My forehead is rather large. It could be mistaken for a small country. In fact just the other day, i discovered a small embassy there"* _I am NEVER disappointed when i watch one of his filums_

@JPAZSLL 5 жыл бұрын

I'm so going to use this line from now on

@arlia11 5 жыл бұрын

Literally laughed some of my water out of my nose when I heard this

@benre 5 жыл бұрын

phyllums

@mollyking1387 5 жыл бұрын

She’s a man?

@nanajenk4830 5 жыл бұрын

Coffee spit take when that came out of his mouth 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Fiona-sx2du 5 жыл бұрын

I have an english test tomorrow, By watching this I am literally studying.

@aminatnovna8430 5 жыл бұрын

mystmay dude SAME Lmao. Wait Im so Sorry *cough cough* I had the same thought as you mr. Mystmay.

@meggiemoo931 5 жыл бұрын

“My studio is more superbly insulated than the average embryo” Honestly get this man a netflix show, an hbo series, a comedy central special or SOMETHING

@sarahallegra6239 5 жыл бұрын

megan rebeschi YES!! I would absolutely watch hours and hours of him talking about any subject imaginable. We need to make this happen!!

@cheerisuu 5 жыл бұрын

Phew i finally found this comment 😂

@Halo2glitchlover22 5 жыл бұрын

Or you could just watch his KZfaq videos.... 🤦‍♀️😂

@bodyofhope 4 жыл бұрын

*Filim

@alexandrarathert1839 3 жыл бұрын

I would love a documentary to be narrated by John Maclean.

@badmad9023 5 жыл бұрын

He qualifies as a part of the Addams family.

@MinYoonGil 5 жыл бұрын

*My forehead is rather large, it could be mistaken for a small country. In fact, just the other day i discovered an embassy there.* --- ICONIC

@LuvBugs822 5 жыл бұрын

When he said that I almost fell off my chair!! LOL

@maurocharliebarretto2813 5 жыл бұрын

@@LuvBugs822 correction: fell off your seating device

@bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145 5 жыл бұрын

also loved the poker face while saying this

@thefreshmaker001 5 жыл бұрын

I want my citizenship

@proxima_tsentavra 5 жыл бұрын

I deserve this citizenship

@heybuddyyouinlondon9165 5 жыл бұрын

“...named the palest shade ‘Pale’. I mean..who would’ve thought of that.” ICONIC

@mishnar120 5 жыл бұрын

Hey buddy, you in London? lol sorry but i cant find that scene when is it?

@megzia.1801 5 жыл бұрын

mish nar 3:23

@NicoleM2108 5 жыл бұрын

Yes, they named it "pale"...then John thinks he will add some WHITE to make it his "pale"! Now THAT is PALE! :)

@memosilverman5654 5 жыл бұрын

I would love a John Maclean + Nyma Tang collab. Lightest shade and Darkest shade, trying to see if all make up lines have true ranges that cater to all

@goldenoceans14 4 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!!!!!!

@meks0613 4 жыл бұрын

Ooh that sounds amazing 😲🥰

@ambrosiaaa9064 4 жыл бұрын

That would be amazing. 2 unproblematic gurus who don’t drag others down

@bleblo2745 4 жыл бұрын

Ambrosia Ashton yush, these two are the nicest beauty gurus out there 😄

@ellaocean 3 жыл бұрын

Still dreaming😭😭😭

@jacqueortiz3828 5 жыл бұрын

I feel so under dressed and uncultured.

@RandiMarie1111 5 жыл бұрын

“My forehead is rather large. It could be mistaken for a small country.” 😂😂😂 I love John.

@roseangeliealamillo9918 5 жыл бұрын

Me ATM 😂😂

@aleeshakrieg4334 5 жыл бұрын

This made me giggle especially when he followed it with “I found an embassy there”.

@hellothere1135 5 жыл бұрын

brendon urie who?

@sweaterweather9551 5 жыл бұрын

spooky jim LMAO YES. we need both forehead gods to battle to the death.

@skyelouisekowe 5 жыл бұрын

😂

@chaitea3421 5 жыл бұрын

“My forehead is rather large, it could be mistaken for a small country. In fact just the other day I had discovered an embassy there.” My flight to John’s forehead country is tomorrow wish me luck!!! ✈️✈️✈️

@prench_pries 5 жыл бұрын

i am applying for a citizenship to Lord Maclean's forehead country

@lindadj4669 5 жыл бұрын

If his forehead is a small country, does that mean that my forehead is a whole continent🤔 lmao

@mijiah 5 жыл бұрын

IM DEAD.

@MissUnknown0071 5 жыл бұрын

It's funny that he thinks his forehead is that large, if he only saw mine 😂😂

@StillSwirling 5 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@giavanna6379 5 жыл бұрын

...im sorry i dont know how to speak cursive

@rowanwardell6638 3 жыл бұрын

no he speaks calligraphy

@muttontherun3737 5 жыл бұрын

it took me a full two minutes to figure out he was scottish, despite me also being scottish and living in scotland. it’s just something about the way he talks

@wisteriablossoms1793 5 жыл бұрын

Saoirse Morton he’s got such a high Edinburgh. Like the aristocracy that didn’t spend time in London for boarding school

@mevans6910 5 жыл бұрын

Go back and watch his earliest videos, you'll hear a very different accent. You'll know he's Scottish then.

@nibs8837 5 жыл бұрын

Saoirse Morton your name is beautiful, like music.

@laurenrose2895 4 жыл бұрын

He's Scottish? My husband and daughter knew he was a guy right away, I thought he was a woman with strange speech patterns. I figured she was British but a little off. I'm still not convinced he's a man or she's whatever. I do know that whatever he/she is it's absolutely beautiful. At least with makeup on. I can relate. I'm considered beautiful (at least by my husband, daughter and friends who have no better sense) but only with makeup on. (Don't listen to my husband, he thinks I'm beautiful all the time but he's prejudiced). John's look is not to be believed but it is incredible!

@dollhousegirl7153 4 жыл бұрын

I thought he sounded German...every once in a while I hear John Cameron Mitchell in there.

@KeyAnoBeats 5 жыл бұрын

*"My studio is more superbly insulated than the average embryo"* 6:00

@garnwalkerstables 5 жыл бұрын

I'm DYING lol !!!

@BlueBaeChai 5 жыл бұрын

KeyAno Beats lol

@kontsakeisari 5 жыл бұрын

Jdkdkdksk John is TOO MUCH

@misseli922 5 жыл бұрын

WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN 😂😂

@editlissi2679 5 жыл бұрын

@@misseli922 because its warm in the womb 😂😂😂

@sunshineleon6464 5 жыл бұрын

Whenever I feel scared I come to John’s comment section. One of the last true safe spaces in the world today lmao

@anamorel2634 5 жыл бұрын

And the comment section of Bob Ross videos ❤

@notagoth9878 5 жыл бұрын

@@anamorel2634 EVERYDAYS A GOOD DAY WHEN YOU PAINT.

@MajoCardona 5 жыл бұрын

Such a nice comment lil doggo keep it up 😉

@allyssxh 5 жыл бұрын

hhhhhhh

@viktorijazmejevskyte 5 жыл бұрын

facts

@niamhw9208 5 жыл бұрын

john maclean, an intellectual: I’m now going to grab my MAC 257 Rounded Eyeshadow brush and dip it ever so slightly into the Becca ‘Blush’ Shade 38 single shadow compact me: *looking on my floor to find my one fluffy eyeshadow brush* ah yes

@AloAloha 5 жыл бұрын

😄

@emptypocket_00 5 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@rafaelrivera4559 5 жыл бұрын

Niamh W mood

@ninska1851 5 жыл бұрын

I am** no contractions in cursive language honey

@nataliaortega2720 4 жыл бұрын

Niamh W i CHORTLED

@maryfrancess93 5 жыл бұрын

6:03 "my studio is more superbly insulated than the average embryo." I've only known about this channel for three hours and I already need a supercut of all of his one liners.

@galacticwaffles1635 4 жыл бұрын

Sameeeee

@ana-mariadumitru6330 5 жыл бұрын

*before watching Lord Maclean* : im serving Casper The Friendly Ghost realness with my pale ass LMAO *after watching Lord Maclean* : _I would say that my epidermis is among the very fairest of skintones_

@logic7753 5 жыл бұрын

queen elizabitch Yes Queen absorb the class and elegance. I always try.

@LegendoftheGalacticHero 5 жыл бұрын

Ever so slightly

@thepatshowonwp 5 жыл бұрын

@@LegendoftheGalacticHero ❤

@Elena_____________________ 5 жыл бұрын

Ppllllll

@KayRoxy92 5 жыл бұрын

That will forever now be my response when people call me pale. John has enlightened me

@kagitsune 5 жыл бұрын

From now on, I am categorizing all my unfortunate acne pustule visitors as "embassies". 🏛️😂

@LPorti100 5 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing so damn hard hahahahahahaha

@kagitsune 5 жыл бұрын

@bassline I just watch way too much KZfaq, haha I really hope no one reads my comment as accepting of xenophobia, Europe is going insane right now

@abastible 5 жыл бұрын

You haven't uploaded in a while. I'm very upset, so naturally, I wrote you a haiku. John, it's been two weeks I miss your seamlessness so Please come back, Dark Lord

@viktorijazmejevskyte 5 жыл бұрын

'so naturally, i wrote you a haiku' 😂😂😂 very very natural thing to do

@anon-ik1em 5 жыл бұрын

“Please come back, Dark Lord” is such a great ending to the haiku

@wodnyrak 5 жыл бұрын

there is an exclamation “so” which breaks up the verses into two parts, “two weeks” is an indication of passing time a bit too emotional but the word “seamlessness” soothes the whole poem meaning possibly ambiguous and allows for multiple interpretations quite a shapely haiku, worthy of Our Dark Lord (sorry I couldn’t help myself XD)

@ellaocean 3 жыл бұрын

THE DARK LORD IS BACK!!!

@bailykirschenbaum3856 5 жыл бұрын

If aliens attempted to communicate with humans, I vote we send this beautifully voiced human to make the first contact 👽

@marvelousladyaverie 5 жыл бұрын

baily kirschenbaum those aliens gone be realllllllllll disappointed once they meet the rest of us 😂😂

@vitoriasousa6298 5 жыл бұрын

You keep copying that comment... please stop

@rheincunanan9581 5 жыл бұрын

@@marvelousladyaverie im deceased

@louise-yo7kz 5 жыл бұрын

Agreed.🤣😂😁

@ooftheii5581 4 жыл бұрын

Now dont get laura lee anywhere near those aliens. She might ruin our rep hahahah

@andre4485 5 жыл бұрын

*My forehead is rather large. It could be mistaken for a small country. In fact just the other day, I discovered an embassy there* Jojo Siwa is shaking

@eleanorapassarelli7802 5 жыл бұрын

EppieNeppie I almost chocked on my food when I heard that!! Ugh... I love him!!

@SigridStorjern 5 жыл бұрын

Got me in tears this statement 😂😂😂

@LCarolineSparks 5 жыл бұрын

@@eleanorapassarelli7802 I'm DYING😂🤣😂🤣

@amuffin2215 5 жыл бұрын

HEY TWIN

@BedardJ 5 жыл бұрын

One of my favorites is "My forehead has a lot of space. Actually I am currently looking for a tenant"

@RapWeasel22 5 жыл бұрын

“What should we name the palest shade?” “Uhhh pale?” “IT’S PERFECT YOU’RE A GENIUS!!”

@lacie9861 5 жыл бұрын

Evin C I laughed an unhealthy amount at this

@harwholock71 5 жыл бұрын

Considering that is EXACTLY what they named the shade, you are closer to the mark than you realize.

@Call-me-Al 5 жыл бұрын

@@harwholock71 that... That was the joke they made, I thought.

@Gemxvx 5 жыл бұрын

This comments section is the best comments section on any KZfaq channel

@1971gladys 5 жыл бұрын

Keiha Danaher totally agree!!! I sit and read them all 😂😂😂😂

@CANEZMUSIC 5 жыл бұрын

John is the only person that could find a way to shade concrete! 😂 Discount stone? Iconic.

@user-ft3ul5lp6z 5 жыл бұрын

LMAO! i thought i was the only one who noticed that

@MrsLockenload 5 жыл бұрын

all the subtle witty side comments just make u realize how closely u r hanging onto every word.

@MitchellWiggs 5 жыл бұрын

Meryl Streep should play you in a movie about your life

@johnlevie 5 жыл бұрын

Issa Jawn WRONG! That’s Peter Monn

@alx81 5 жыл бұрын

True, she does look older ones she puts all that make up on.

@kagitsune 5 жыл бұрын

I was the 666th like, no one else like this comment 😂😈

@melodymoon4353 5 жыл бұрын

MITCHELL WIGGS queen Meryl is still not even close to as flawless as our God John

@vivekchakravorty7070 5 жыл бұрын

Or the other way around

@satorange4813 5 жыл бұрын

I haven't even started the video but my wig has already been snatched

@ou8206 5 жыл бұрын

Where to put my wig?

@veronicasolorzano889 5 жыл бұрын

Dragged across the galaxy

@MrRockelleunique 5 жыл бұрын

I am kinda getting old and need a definition of this statement. I realize it's an expression. But meaning????

@CS-nw9si 5 жыл бұрын

@@MrRockelleunique Basically it means someone is shocked, amazed, dumbfounded etc. It can be good or bad depending on the context haha I'm pretty sure it comes from drag culture.

@notmyselfusee 5 жыл бұрын

Roni Roni www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wig%20Snatching

@coolkids3511 5 жыл бұрын

PEON: John, how extra are you? John: [SPEAKS IN VERBOSE CURSIVE]

@selena1731 5 жыл бұрын

"Ive never really liked concrete, as a matter of fact I've always considered it to be slightly like discount stone"(MacLean, 16:36)

@BambiKeefe 5 жыл бұрын

The fact you actually review and give respectable critiques on products is giving me hope in the beauty community again.

@bellamarie7254 5 жыл бұрын

John comes across as having class he is of course seamless 💋✨💫

@meloso0703 5 жыл бұрын

From the creators of "Ever So Slightly" and "SEAMLESSNESS". We now present " A classic favorite of mine". ♥

@chewyah 5 жыл бұрын

if John was a professor I think I'd find it a lot easier to learn, his voice is nice and soothing and I feel like I'm taking in knowledge and watching his videos have even improved my writing skills because it's helping me put big words into context lmao thanks John

@Itisrealtalk 5 жыл бұрын

Not many people have what is called "substance" in their personality as this guy has. He's the perfect combo of intellect with beauty 😇

@r.k.1244 5 жыл бұрын

His skin looks much clearer than usual! I wonder what his secret is? Y'know, besides being immortal.

@fayis4everlove 5 жыл бұрын

It's HALO by Tati Westbrook :>

@ye2low 5 жыл бұрын

@@fayis4everlove lol

@Ripcstohre 5 жыл бұрын

its azealia banks soap

@ou8206 5 жыл бұрын

🤪🤪🤪

@neshapr 5 жыл бұрын

@@fayis4everlove no you didn't lol

@urlogiciznotsound 5 жыл бұрын

"I have never really liked concrete as a matter of fact. I've always considered it like discount stone." CLASSIC

@mrs.everyshot5128 5 жыл бұрын

My husband works in concrete so I had to tell him right away... what a peasant

@MioMillefeuille 5 жыл бұрын

Melissa Wilson lmaoo

@genuinedelusionsmusic 5 жыл бұрын

@@mrs.everyshot5128 "Concrete? Trash." Bob the builder has left the chat.

@rvandenburg8360 5 жыл бұрын

I feel I've entered an exclusive gathering of members of High Society when I start the fillum and he say's 'Hello Everyone' in his drawn out tone. Love it!!

@mellanis6986 5 жыл бұрын

Your voice is so fancy-sounding I feel like I should be wearing gloves and a top hat to be allowed to watch this

@OK-fz2sp 5 жыл бұрын

I’ve grew 5 brain cells by watching this

@angelablack3122 5 жыл бұрын

I don't think you did lmao

@mollyfoxxx 5 жыл бұрын

O K *grown

@HeavenlyxBeauty 5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha 😂

@caiti_4897 5 жыл бұрын

O K i’ve grew like 300

@lelnope30 5 жыл бұрын

You really needed those extra cells.

@lilsassymate 5 жыл бұрын

*"My studio is more superbly insulated than the average embryo."* -John

@christang6184 5 жыл бұрын

For those who may need 6:00

@Misschocoluvr 5 жыл бұрын

Legit read this comment as he said it... could not have been more perfect timing it gave me chills

@jesisaloser 5 жыл бұрын

The eyeshadow as contour blew my MIND. It's as though I've realized that I can do whatever I want with whatever makeup products I own if they work for me... I feel very free and inspired!

@Bb96_ 5 жыл бұрын

People are so surprised by his vocabulary as they are only used to American gurus who have a limited vocab of, "omg" "amazing" "Hey guys" "Cute" "pigmented" etc

@GalacticNinjaChicken 3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly! His vocabulary is quite common around where I live

@euleneats 3 жыл бұрын

Or " hey sisterrrsss"

@vickiecoles8214 3 жыл бұрын

@@euleneats EXACTLY!

@keirfarnum6811 2 жыл бұрын

Like..., TOTALLY! 😁

@lovelypuff9 5 жыл бұрын

If you ever had the chance, I would DIE for you and Nyma Tang to review a palest and darkest shade of the same line.

@whoopsydaisy6389 5 жыл бұрын

That's the collaboration I want to see most.

@TheMonia666 5 жыл бұрын

OMG we need that

@Persephiroth 5 жыл бұрын

YES

@valentinekwach5951 5 жыл бұрын

That would be fun

@nakiasutton6552 5 жыл бұрын

Yes yes yes...

@andrewgarduno775 5 жыл бұрын

*All of Johns videos leave my IQ higher than Jojo Siwas hairline*

@asterism7586 5 жыл бұрын

Love the use of jojo siwa that's a like

@Ejisnwoais 5 жыл бұрын

*yAs* *bEtCh*

@azikenzie8578 5 жыл бұрын

I AM LAUGHING 😂

@LEFA08 5 жыл бұрын

DECEASED 😂😂😂😂😂

@RavenCK 5 жыл бұрын

Quality comment! :D

@cedricbrame2810 3 жыл бұрын

I love that instead of saying “if you have dryer skin this foundation isn’t for you” they gave tips to make the foundation work better for dry skin. Something note worthy bc not everyone has access to every foundation to accommodate skin needs

@pseudolly 5 жыл бұрын

‪other youtuber muas: “lets see if the studio lighting will make the foundation oxidize‬.” ‪lord john: “my studio is more superbly insulated than the average embryo, and im quite curious to see whether or not the foundation shall oxidize‬.”

@MxWeirdoifcation 5 жыл бұрын

I know this is an on going joke about John being a vampire, but considering his extensive vocabulary, knowledge about makeup and overall aura. He might be pulling a reverse psychology on us. He makes jokes about being a Vampire for us to assume he’s joking. When in fact he is actually over 1,000. You don’t have me fooled Lord John M. , I know your tricks.👀

@vickyw.6544 5 жыл бұрын

I have no idea what to comment because this is the most unproblematic channel on KZfaq😂

@rainbowfish1587 5 жыл бұрын

tea

@ou8206 5 жыл бұрын

🤪🤪🤪

@x0xxx007i 5 жыл бұрын

The best beauty channel on KZfaq. IQ points leveled up!

@DlE444SYMONE 5 жыл бұрын

wbk

@jackieshelton3093 5 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@bauhausexo8053 5 жыл бұрын

Does anyone else love the way john says “filem” instead of film

@DidiRockabella 5 жыл бұрын

At first this style of talking and the choise of the vocabulary freaked me out but I had no hands free to skip the Video and now.. now I'm addicted and feel like I'm having tea with the royals

@missunderstood20 5 жыл бұрын

The utter immaculately impeccable seamlessness of this filum

@genevieveve 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 I laughed so hard at this. Flium. Filum. I love it.

@ceeceeobh2707 5 жыл бұрын

❤️

@arlynn02 5 жыл бұрын

The seamlessness of your vocabulary if absolutely intellectually beautiful

@missunderstood20 5 жыл бұрын

@@arlynn02 ty 😂😂😂

@vchurchill2889 5 жыл бұрын

One thing I simply love about john maclean is that he will not simply say 'this foundation is garbage, its not full coverage, dont buy it', no, he will actually try to make it work and explain how to make it work and for whom it might work. Nothing but respect fir his professionalism and positivity!

@lynzioliver-musto4718 5 жыл бұрын

How is it possible for somebody to put on one layer of foundation and instantly look like the most beautiful person in the world... Then they go on to add more and you are thinking "Nooo, you already look perfect" but then they get even MORE beautiful!? What manner of dark magic is this???

@lemonblossom0 5 жыл бұрын

"Can't stop, woon't stop"

@BeutyNails55 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@raoul5620 5 жыл бұрын

John’s comment section is such a safe space 😍 it’s so overwhelming reading the comment section with just positivity

@tinashort9098 5 жыл бұрын

So true!!💜

@redramiro 5 жыл бұрын

True!

@mariazippy233 5 жыл бұрын

I could live under his channel forever. I could also learn eloquent language too!

@mailzz 5 жыл бұрын

actually can't stop liking all the comments one after another)))

@c.b5996 4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely agreed

@thighkook3419 5 жыл бұрын

Anyone else feel like they should be taking notes 💀

@nb-tj2zi 5 жыл бұрын

Army 💜

@juanis8219 5 жыл бұрын

I feel like I should be taking notes on very expensive paper with a quill and ink in perfect cursive 😭

@clarybtw2408 5 жыл бұрын

MEEE and ARMY

@izabellastorm3598 5 жыл бұрын

Should I send you my notes? :)

@clarybtw2408 5 жыл бұрын

@@izabellastorm3598 how?

@santabelle872 5 жыл бұрын

I'm watching him rate the palest shade, but the darkest shade for this Nyx brand is too light for me

@90sPikachu 5 жыл бұрын

Santa Belle oh that’s disappointing :(

@Scorpiogrrly916 5 жыл бұрын

Didn't a beauty influencer help formulate the shades? She is one that's always barking for inclusivity.

@bmbrth1 5 жыл бұрын

Santa Belle this is the first and only foundation i have found that actually matches my skin color and undertone..its just so dry....i love it but cant wear it because it makes me look like the cryptkeeper.

@lexiiiiig 4 жыл бұрын

Scorpiogrrly916 “barking about inclusivity”🙄 how privileged of you

@eatthebodies881 4 жыл бұрын

Isn't there like 45 shades?

@medusaslair4900 5 жыл бұрын

Dear John, I think you might like the shade "light porcelain" a lot. It has a rather neutral undertone and is very pale. It suits my ghostly lifeless complexion very well.

@misstina1986 4 жыл бұрын

Is it by NYX?

@maxsterpaulus533 5 жыл бұрын

John isn't snatching wigs with videos. He's taking off the artificial hair that I have put in replace of my original uncultured one using techniques and examples as well as flawless and seamless vocabulary that is preferably used to uphold one's integrity and further enhance the capacity in which the knowledge may increase within said film. (Read: He's snatching wigs in film.)

@alyssas4786 5 жыл бұрын

john: my forehead is rather large, could be mistaken for a small country. In fact, just the other day i discovered an embassy there. Best👏youtuber👏human👏god👏ever👏

@stacywestly64 5 жыл бұрын

Indeed!

@Cherry-Moon 5 жыл бұрын

Hear, hear! 😂

@that_girl_with_the_afro 5 жыл бұрын

Agreed! :D

@sierra4603 5 жыл бұрын

Lol another youtube named john with a big forehead 🤣

@WellaProcianos 5 жыл бұрын

@Tre Rook 5:15

@cassidybrewer 5 жыл бұрын

But what did you do for makeup in the 1400’s?

@misfitfromtoyisland.9940 5 жыл бұрын

So Jeffrey asked who he should collaborate with next. Literally I seen thousands of John McLean votes. Well he had Trixie Mattel. Iove Trixie but I literally saw noone even mention Trixie.

@EmblaDK 5 жыл бұрын

I'm just here to hear John Maclean say "can't stop won't stop" and somehow make it sound upper class

@aleeshasimonebijliwala1485 5 жыл бұрын

Can't stop Wun't Stop :)

@melharis4451 5 жыл бұрын

Embla Reiff same

@wthutch7882 5 жыл бұрын

I have yet to understand why lord is not as extremely famous as others... the talent is clear!

@MollyPocket420 5 жыл бұрын

william hutchby I know right? He’s so classy but also be careful cause people change once they become relevant

@f-zerogx4752 5 жыл бұрын

My queen has arriveddd

@RardTangler 5 жыл бұрын

It's all about who appeals to the masses. Teenagers are the major demographic on KZfaq, and most teenagers find younger, more 'hip' creators appealing.

@veronicasolorzano889 5 жыл бұрын

He will be!

@kevincarandang5875 5 жыл бұрын

I think he is famous outside youtube..

@whitleygarr3539 5 жыл бұрын

I have just found your channel. I am completely mad at myself for just finding you, because after binging your videos I feel the smartest of smart and the boujiest of boujie. Omg. I love you.

@alice-in-wonderland5900 5 жыл бұрын

This, is the first video I watched of yours. I just now finished it, and I’m already in love with you 😂 There’s something about you that makes me laugh and intrigued at the same time, and your high vocabulary and accent make it 10 times better. Why did I not click on your videos sooner? I don’t know, and that will be my biggest sin lmfao 😂😂💖

@AbsolutChibi 5 жыл бұрын

My studio is most superbly insulated than the average embryo.... ahah

@AngelaDavis78 5 жыл бұрын

I had to pause this video & find this comment before I could go any further!

@bombervity3458 5 жыл бұрын

Me, a commoner looking at a cardboard shipping box: “Oh look a simple box.” John, an intellectual looking at a glossy, high-shine, green lace ornamental package with tabs: “A simple box.”

@whyme9195 5 жыл бұрын

"My forehead is rather large, it could be mistaken for a small country... in fact just the other day I discovered an embassy there" Probably the most relatable quote I've ever heard about foreheads

@MamaStyles 5 жыл бұрын

John I seriously would like to thank you for cheering me up on days like today.Watching your makeup videos is like tome travelling to the most perfect place ❤️🇨🇦💖💜💙 You are a refreshing KZfaq face and classy as hell

@redriver15262 5 жыл бұрын

These Filums dissipate my synthetic hair Follicles, yet and again

@chuckthegrumpuse33 5 жыл бұрын

Omg best comment imo

@marijakristina7509 5 жыл бұрын

This comment saved me

@alejandromoscoso8361 5 жыл бұрын

I lost it

@titimeme8854 5 жыл бұрын

Translation This video made my wig fly away again.

@fatimagilani1033 5 жыл бұрын

translation: BITCH MY WIG

@ReadAndThrift 5 жыл бұрын

I love how he even talks about the tape on the bottle. No one else is telling you that info. I need to know everything about his life and upbringing

@taradale3220 5 жыл бұрын

Rachel Groeschl you should watch the q and a’s parts 1, 2 and 3....they’re WONDERFUL.

@jenniferwoo3044 5 жыл бұрын

Same. But it's important to me to know what makeup companies use safety sealed products because there's nothing worse than buying a new foundation or liquid lip and finding that someone swatched it or returned it used.

@taradale3220 5 жыл бұрын

Jenny Ren I complained about this relentlessly at my local wal mart. They ended up putting the entire makeup section under lock and key, and we tell the attendant what we want and they get it out for us and put it in a small box which we take To the front and the check out person unboxes the items, then we pay and go. Since then all the brands are available, even new releases and shades of concealer that weren’t there before, even Hard Candy and Wet n Wild! And NO opened bottles of foundation! It’s wonderful.

@hijabicat6744 5 жыл бұрын

John is honestly my favourite person on KZfaq rn! (sorry shane) I know it's mostly the meme aspect that's drawing people's attention but I hope everyone also appreciates his artistry and his personality which is so kind and different from the clout/fame hungry beauty community. I hope his channel cops a million by the end of this year. He deserves so much more!

@trentonmaye8933 5 жыл бұрын

CAN we please take a second to notice how John got SO MUCH dimension on the lid using ONE COLOR 😍😍😍😍 that's how you know he's the best

@AyamiLee 5 жыл бұрын

My Lord, please release merchandise so that I may evangelize in my community.

@river114 5 жыл бұрын

amontero omg yes!!

@camhuskyy8350 5 жыл бұрын

Yeeessss

@jmdio740 5 жыл бұрын

Somehow I don’t know if that fits his persona.

@MissVV100 5 жыл бұрын

Amen!

@bananamary5907 5 жыл бұрын

It would be a black off the shoulder dress

@octaviablack4918 5 жыл бұрын

*prays* Dear Maclean, please deliver us from the toxic evil of the beauty community. We pray, that you protect us from pallette drama and all other shady business practices. We humbly ask that our makeup always arrives on time, and in good condition. Please guide us, Maclean, down the path of true beauty and grace, so that we too, may glow brighter than the gods.

@yrn3992 5 жыл бұрын

fuck i would join that religion

@strawberrycherrybaby 5 жыл бұрын

Amen

@chloerose2299 5 жыл бұрын

Amen

@Cypres1998 5 жыл бұрын

Amen

@suzu8006 5 жыл бұрын

Amen sis

@elishaanderson8029 4 жыл бұрын

I love the fact he can make a SINGLE eyeshadow colour look so amazing! Really speaks to skills and proper tools rather than 10,000 colours

@helloleya 5 жыл бұрын

I just came for learn english

@rebeccaa9257 5 жыл бұрын

Oleya Sabila good luck

@robespierrey 4 жыл бұрын

Either I just came for learning English or I just came to learn English *

@joshbrelly1 5 жыл бұрын

I fully believe that he has the names, shades, and codes of these products he uses committed to memory and you can't convince me otherwise.

@chrispalacios4773 5 жыл бұрын

Josh Brellenthin Cute picture:) You have a super cute face lol 😝

@epif1 5 жыл бұрын

probably, he is a working professional makeup artist

@venomv9974 5 жыл бұрын

Ur cursive speaking is highly contagious

@siggyrose4465 5 жыл бұрын

Why Hello Jungkook's Wife

@erinjustine4185 5 жыл бұрын

@@siggyrose4465 sup lmaoao jk

@siggyrose4465 5 жыл бұрын

Kml

@kimlindsey5178 5 жыл бұрын

I enjoy your films immensely. You carry yourself with such grace & your dry sense of humor makes me smile. I hope you continue with your tutorials as they help me so much. Thank you

@louisareed4836 5 жыл бұрын

Friend: "Want to join my religion?" Me: "What is it?" Friend: *shows John MacLeans channel* Me: "I'm interested"

@K_i_t_t_y84 5 жыл бұрын

JOHN! PLEASE! React to "John Maclean being iconic for almost 4 minutes"! I'm sure everyone here is dying to see what you think! ♥♥♥

@boogywoooogy 5 жыл бұрын

@@NatashaVignoni OMG that too!! xD

@trishapm8874 5 жыл бұрын

I SCREAMED while watching that parady video at work!!! Brilliantly done without insulting!

@Anomaly180 5 жыл бұрын

You peasants should know by now the Dark Lord Maclean does not dabble in such trivial tasks like "reacting" to basic meme videos like a few other insignificant "guru's". He is most certainly above that life.

@mariasalta1212 5 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@ladylotusinc 5 жыл бұрын

I hope when he sees the parody, no offense is taken and he is instead flattered and laughs the entire time. I thought that parody was very nicely done . Matter of fact, I'm going* to watch it again after this!😜💜

@SammyBirdTheGreat 5 жыл бұрын

People really out here saying John and Jeffree Star should do a collab together... you fools the only person who could possibly be able to vibe with John is Jeff Goldblum

@brendawangecimay6371 5 жыл бұрын

Greta mmm boi their personalities would give us great vibe! John is the goddess of posh and class. Jeffree is the queen of bougie and ratchet. Perfect combo

@connerr8742 5 жыл бұрын

Amen to that!

@Rajnoir 5 жыл бұрын

I would love to hear both John and Jeff discuss chaos theory 🤤 #earporn

@brennaflatt2346 5 жыл бұрын

Their contrast is why it would be so amazing!

@Theendlessriver77 5 жыл бұрын

While I couldn’t agree with you more, it would definitely be a trip to watch!

@Allthingskait 4 жыл бұрын

In my opinion one of the most unique, beautiful, intellectual humans on earth. What a pleasure to be able to know a glimpse of you through the internet.

@akankshavreddy14296 5 жыл бұрын

"My studio is more superbly insulated than the average embryo." Okay, John.

@pupukaka4479 5 жыл бұрын

Me as a mortal being: *skin* John as our Lord and immortal savior: *EPIDERMIS*

@sunshineleon6464 5 жыл бұрын

hahahash kdkdkdkd STRAIGHT UP

@oliverflock1393 5 жыл бұрын

you don't have to be a nurse, literally anyone who ever attended biology in school knows what epidermis is

@brina5064 5 жыл бұрын

Trying to think about what to comment this early is like trying to figure out what I should ask god when I meet him

@claireeebee 5 жыл бұрын

Haha.. love it!

@deliwoman3720 5 жыл бұрын

I'm dead this comment wins

@mrpurple11 5 жыл бұрын

Your comment is so relatable lol

@erinceleste8538 5 жыл бұрын

Yes 😂

@TheGossamerHouse 5 жыл бұрын

@Lex Calia yas bb!! 🤣😂😂

@meredithralston6510 5 жыл бұрын

This was so fun, and so helpful!! And I'm so glad to see more pale shades of foundation coming out.

@sprinkles_091 3 жыл бұрын

honestly this beats any makeup ive ever tried to follow with regular beauty youtubers. you dont overdo it, and you're so freaking pretty! i love the shades that you use. i too, am translucent, and loving it:3

@lizmagallanes5705 5 жыл бұрын

This is probably the only channel where I enjoy the comments as much as the video. No hate comments whatsoever. The MacClan bringing the world together.

@sharon907 5 жыл бұрын

Liz Magallanes *Maclean

@lindatannock 5 жыл бұрын

@@sharon907 pretty sure she meant MacClan lol. MacClan being the clan or following of John. 😊

@sharon907 5 жыл бұрын

Linda Tannock McChlery oooooh, I see it now. Thank you! 😅

@sofiam3347 5 жыл бұрын

*we can make a religion out of this*

@SamRabbitx 5 жыл бұрын

Would join.

@strabababerry 5 жыл бұрын

nice bill wurtz reference

@scarlettt.s9822 5 жыл бұрын

Where’s the sign up sheet?

@alicebrocardo861 5 жыл бұрын

count me in

@misfitfromtoyisland.9940 5 жыл бұрын

sofia makarashvili umm we have. Get out ur hymnals please.

@jacquelinehanna2532 5 жыл бұрын

Professor Severus Snape who??

@sarahallegra6239 5 жыл бұрын

Ooo! I have that Twilight Tint highlighter too and it’s my favorite!! I almost never hear people talk about it or see anyone use it and that’s so sad to me because it’s such an ethereally beautiful shade! I’m so happy to see you use it as well as getting your opinion on this foundation! Thank you for another educational and entertaining film 💖😊💖

@JadonArmon 5 жыл бұрын

Yes, he speaks in a most sophisticated manner and acts very composed at all times, but despite the more serious attitude, I really do enjoy the amicable and cordial mood that he sets in all of his videos through the use of his gentle voice and witty yet subtle remarks; he treats us like we are in the room with him, as though we are his friends.

@tamijohnson5904 5 жыл бұрын

Jadon Armon 👏👏👏👏

@mariazippy233 5 жыл бұрын

He treats us like we’re in his group of elites 😩

@Jamieforeals 5 жыл бұрын

Very proper English native

@itsacarolbthing5221 5 жыл бұрын

@@Jamieforeals Scottish.

@Jamieforeals 5 жыл бұрын

Carol B 1412 is he? Hmmm i need To brush up on my accents

@mimikyu3347 5 жыл бұрын

I was reading about you in the Bible yesterday

@rashedbinhafiz434 5 жыл бұрын

Greatest comment I have ever read on KZfaq, so far.

@brendawangecimay6371 5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@purplepotato3004 5 жыл бұрын

As though he would be seen in such low-brow literature! Ridiculous.

@lovelyMissInna 5 жыл бұрын

*snickers*

@alittleyehetandyohorat7365 5 жыл бұрын

*sobbing cries*

@anniebiersack9519 5 жыл бұрын

Hi! I just found your channel while looking for opinions about this foundation, and i am so happy i found you! You are so interesting to watch and very elegant! Gorgeous! ❤️