He took one from the gay community 💞 hell ya 🌈

Timestamp??

@@laestrella9727You need the context of the story for the true effect. Watch the whole thing, but it’s the final line.

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What's the weirdest thing you've done in those interactions? :D

😂 sounds like a plan

Comedian Markus Krebs starts babbling midsentence when answering annoying, talkative drunks, slurring like a bad phone connection... works well in other situations, too;o) "No, yesterday I was froetn__ sll and then sllzbmmmzz all morning."

@@mr.whatislove3620 I do this often, it depends on the person and circumstance - but the Wayne's World approach is always a good go to; 'Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me?!' (Bursting out into Bohemian Rhapsody or belting any iconic song in full force works well too) "Have you heard the..." "🎶When the mooooon is in the seventh houuuse, and Jupiter aligns with Marsssss🎶 (Or the 1-2 unexpected followed by nonsense answer) "You know what's wrong with this country?" "People asking rhetorical questions?" "... no" "The shape! I mean the main part is pretty okay, New England's kind of a mess and the Midwest is sorta samey, but that mitten one is cute and Florida - well, I mean, everyone knows Florida is just hilarious so *that's* great... But Alaska... and HAWAII? COME ON! Get with the program, amirite? Alaska is up there smashed in a totally different country and who *even knows* where Hawaii *really* is! We can't even have a simple map! Nooooooo. There have to be special squares for the "special" states that think they are too good to be next to the likes of *us* the REAL *United* States... Not scattered around in the middle of the ocean somewhere like crumbs in a bowl of milk. Get it together Hawaii! We didn't put all that work conquer- uhm, 'civilizing' you just so you can have spam and act like citizens (though, after seeing Keanu Reeves in a movie I may be having second thoughts and now considering that Hawaiians might be people... but that's a different topic.) What I'm saying is that this country is a *MESS* it's even hard to trace! We should write a letter." Them: (If they haven't left) "Are...? Milk and spam...? Whh...? Wait. Keanu Reeves isn't white?!?"

Just breaking into song is really effective. It can be anything but the more random the better. Like Bone Thugs and Harmony or something

I love the way he says "AND she's called Lorraine," like that's just another one of the innumerable sins she's committed

@@McBehrer That had no business as funny as it was 😂😂😂

​@@McBehrer the joke is that Lorraine is a well-known type of quiche, not that Lorraine is a bad name. It would be like saying "her face looks like a pizza... And her name is Margarita", or "his head looks like a poached egg... and his name is Benedict"

​@@McBehrernever heard of a quiche Lorraine 🙄

“Well, just who do you think you are, honey? Zaphod Beeblebrox or something?” -ibid

@@KTbugDaddy Yeah, count the heads.

👆These hoopy froods really know where their towels are...

It’s rare that one finds a Douglas Adams quote at the top of the replies. 🙌😂💯 Thanks for the great giggling start to the week ahead. Wishing you and all a great week. ☀️

That's a joke that needs the right comedian and perfect delivery, otherwise it sounds like something you hear at a rally.

@petetestube2904every joke is like that, and yes, it does

@petetestube2904 what? Make up my mind about what ? I haven’t said anything contradictory

@@Adiscretefirm It certainly helps that he’s 💅

​@@jasmineryce217 A manicurist?

How would you have handled this post office situation?

@@SjorsHoukes Bring her cake and tell her that after 20 years she deserves it.

That must work because it was my go-to in retail, and usually customers met me at the same level. In reality I’m just autistic and social situations are hard, so I just clung to the “Oh hello what can I do for you” script hard 😂

I just move out of the way. But you do you.

“maybe once a month”

Hot tub*. I’ll let you off though 😉

Perfect!

Ive never heard of this saying and find it almost as hilarious as Joe‘s bit 😆 excuse me while I go google what buttering parsnips means

the weirdo doth profess too much

Oh yeah? How weird? Strangest thing you’ve ever done with a hot beverage, GO!

He wasn't talking about actual door knobs lol

Wait wait wait…. You thought she meant the chastity belt was bad cause she can stick a door knob up her arse….? My goodness, even from context to a non native speaker its clear what that means. Are you American by chance? It would explain the extremely limited sense of humour…

A Knob is a male body part.

@@alicequayle4625 IT WAS A JOKE!

What do you mean "Good bye comedy"? This *is* what comedy should be

yeah you tell him yvonne!

@@peterpinsent9304 he reminds me of a kind of Larry Grayson without the bite.

Okay, thanks for sharing!

Claire doesn't exist

Even if Claire was a real person... He said she was course, not stupid. Just because someone is rough doesn't mean they're less intelligent. I think that's you making that assumption 🤷‍♀️

I have a friend like that who is very intelligent but just doesn't give two shits about what other people think of him. He's very direct which a lot of people don't like but I think is hilarious and refreshing. Claire sounds just like him

How is it misogynistic? It's not making fun of her for being a woman, just for being a little bit strange. It would be exactly the same material if it was about a man

what about it is misogynistic? It´s unfunny, sure, but I guess that´s subjective anyway.

@@wolfsmaid6815 jokes are putting down examples of Women. Subjectively speaking.

If you replace she with they in his script you will see that he's finding the humour in common human behaviour, not belittling women for wearing heels. He speaks of what he sees when that particular friend tries to walk in heels whilst drunk. Calm analysis provides a lot of insight.

@@michellebyrom6551 Maybe However the characters are predictable Stereotypical hilarious silly , B, Hahaha loosers of esteem 🙃

None of this is misogyny. It's about being in shitty relationships and getting pissed out the wazooooo... neither of those activities are exclusive to women. Unless you think they are, in which case, that's rather sexist of you!

Okay?