"If you really want some brownie points" - make her some brownies. The dad joke was right there!

Um, congratulations, Myles???

Needed this 17 years ago.

Pro tip. Pull out "emotional support dog" more than just when she is pregnant. 👍

Lol get out of anything with a pregnant wife, so true, we got pulled over while my wife was pregnant, she was puking right outside the car. The cop came up asked "what's going on?" I said "she's pregnant" cop instantly turned around and said "ok have a good night" and drove away. Awesome moment.

Okay but the back half of this video is un-ironically great advice about how to listen and empathize.

If you think a pregnant wife is a good excuse to dodge social events, a kid is even better. I had six and I didn't go

My wife is currently pregnant. The fruit one made me laugh out loud 😂

“It is extremely important to keep her belly full” …that joke basically wrote itself, no? But you still missed it!!!

I tried getting out of jury duty when my wife was pregnant and almost due, the judge said that's not an excuse and had to stay. Luckily I wasn't picked because it was a Grand Jury pick.

Just remember the 3 S's. That Sucks. I'm Sorry. You want a Snack?

i'm not a pregnant wife, but you made me want to become one

Good timing Myles, my wife is going into labor right now, wish me luck!

Hes learning quick! 😂🤣😅😅 congrats dude

This is accurate. My husband did all Myles stated. 😂He's a good man!

Concealed snack licences are a violation of the second snackmendment! How did we let this happen?

I noticed your weight loss. Congrats bro

Dude Part 2!!!

Great video but now my wife thinks shes dying of a blood clot everyday. New fear unlocked. Thanks Myles lol

The best advice I have is to get some stretchmark cream and massage it anywhere she tells you to. Do it during the easy times and it'll be a remedy for the hard times. Mostly.