Ostsol Yang Wen-Li! Long live the Republic!

Hey!!!!! ..lol

HEY-OHHHHHHHH!

Ba-dum tssss

Valid argument. Lol. Forgive him he drinks. Every detail may escape him.

AWALT!!!!

Have you noticed that there is no sexual tension on these movies? None. Zero. They're dead

I would kill for the line to be "Rey's sexuality us about as explored as her vagina" Maybe it's a bit far but.... C'moooonnn

zoompt 1975 what about fat PC-Asian girl and FN?

Tigerman1138 yeah how did they get that ugly ass lady to play her, what happened to the era with hot woman in movies like that

Han Lockhart because they were ugly af when they were younger, we need to reverse who’s in charge. That will straighten things out again

Mister WiZeguy to be honest he wanted Han dead before Empire strikes back.

Andrés Hernández I'm glad he never did get killed in the OT tbh. I think it was a better decision in the long run

Harrison Ford never liked his Han Solo character despite the fact that it catapulted him to stardom that Mark Hamill never had. I like most of Harrison films but felt that he was ungrateful for wanting to have his Han Solo killed off in The Empire Strikes Back. As a GenXer and an OT Star Wars fan club member, I really felt betrayed when he said those things in the past. Good thing he had such good films like Indiana Jones series, The Fugitive, Blade Runner, etc that his Star Wars fans like me were able to forgive him.

@@whatevergoesforme5129 I don’t think he dislikes the character so much as he thought that he completed his character arc in ESB. Also Hamill has had a pretty good career as a voice actor.

He wanted to be killed off in 1983 in the Return of the Jedi.

For better or worse ownership of a product by one person will be more subject to their desires and ideas ownership by a brand will just sell whatever will make the highest profit

George Lucas would still be involved with Star Wars had the militants not forced him out.

Then you have yet to look into where disney comes from. Tavistock, their military training cartoons which are cookie cutter scripts for their later cartoons... the entertainment industry IS a division of the military industrial complex.

Silly me for thinking it would be as good as tron legacy, mission: subvert every expectation

@@evertonporter7887 so you're admitting a spiteful old man sold our dreams bcuz we didn't like CGI cash grabs? You're blaming the victim you're an apologist. He could have just left the original trilogy alone.

Agreed. Certainly not going to see it

Ye don't encourage it.

Didn't watch TLJ for exactly that reason. Didn't even watch it on a few long haul flights where it would've cost me no money I'd not already spent.

Not to worry, I'm watching Jumanji on Ep 9's premiere proudly wearing my The Last Straw shirt.

Watched TLJ in the quality I thought it deserved: free on some internet site, a version recorded with a cheap smartphone, while I was doing something else. The audio was so bad, I didn't understand 75% of the dialogue, and I honestly didn't care.

This 52 year old agrees and remember, we are old enough to have seen Star Wars before it was "A New Hope".

I'm 48 and never thought I'd feel indifferent to SW... but here we are. Saw it on the big screen when I was 7... and shared it on my big screen with my 8 yr olds. I will not introduce them to the disney turds

Same, I was five when Star Wars came out,and it defined my childhood. The prequels, which I didn't really like,was adored by my four year old son, and so I spent lots of money buying him figures and toys. This last lot is a joke to myself and my son, and we don't bother showing it to my five year old granddaughter....a pity,as I was looking forward to buying her the next generation of Starwars figures. Disney ruined all of this and then mocked the previous two generations of fans for our dissatisfaction of this latest shitshow of a trilogy.

I'm 20 and been a fan since ROTS and nowadays I don't care about star wars.

I sold all my fkn toys ! So sad how they Destroyed starwars.

@@backndadaze1990 but dude... Battlefront 2 2017 is so fucking awesome now. That's like, the only good star wars thing right now

@@backndadaze1990 i still have the original trilogy, they never destroy it

@@zanir2387 lots of people have the old trilogy. I cant watch it anymore though, the plot holes created by 7 and 8 ripped anything that was "acceptable" or at least supported my suspension of disbelief of the OT's universe to shreds to the point of absolute apathy/inaction. I was a person who liked the above average films that were ep 4-6, and I was vocal enough about it to be (somewhat easily) encouraged many times by freinds who were massive fans of SW to watch one of them again for the 50th time with them. I was not completely upset about 1-3, (though I understand why many were shaking their head) and was willing to have optimism that 7-9 would be at least as mediocre as 1-3. Now, I find myself more interested in researching the folly of the last few movies to help me understand my rather dispondent feelings towards the final trilogy, rather than wasting an Andrew Jackson (or two) on ep9 which is almost certain to support more of my confusion as to what SW has become. Yeah, I am increasingly losing intrest in everything I liked about SW and the promise of "beautiful visuals" has never been enough for me to want to pay for a movie. I dont want to continue pretending that surviving on this planet long enough to see all 9 Episodes is still important to me. Instead, I want to live long enough to see whoever is responsible for the direction this is franchise is going to pay dearly for their arrogance and ignorance of the general populations desire to see a decent story.... (I mean seriously, how is it that The Big Bang Theory better at explaining why Mark Hamill is officiating Sheldon's wedding, than a Star Wars movie is at explaining what the hell we're watching?) Yes. I want those responsible to apologize, recant their ridiculous notions of good literature, and to restart this whole effort (leave Rogue One alone though, that wasnt a complete waste of time) Whether that consequence comes in the form of some Starwars geek/Anonymous member hacking Rian Johnsons Facebook account on a daily basis or hearing that Kathleen Kennedy ends up in prison because she is revealed to be a female/misandrist version of Harvey Weinstein (big shocking revea!!!) that kidnaps men and keeps them in a pit in her basement, doesnt matter. I just want to be entertained, and so far, those things may be the only way for anything Star Wars related to put a smile on my face ever again. Unless it's a scathing critique of ep8 or 9.. That entertains me, or so I've recently found out.. Lol

@@dennisgreiwe2078 remember the fiasco that (not god)zilla of the 98 ended being, but look at the japanese, they have easy to ignore that fiasco because godzilla is so ingrained in their hearths that no bootleg can damage the image they have of him: the same could be said of this failed trilogy, it doesn't matter how bad is, the only canon that matters is the previous one(and rogue one if we must belive to some unbiased people who liked it). I wasn't fan of sw but even so i an able of recognize the true hand of lucas...and that's the only word that matters

@Orn Gorn depends how long it takes her to go full Mary Sue, she could have ended the saga in her first movie.

I will only see this film because the senate will be returning, that and Lando is returning. I won't be surprised if it flops, I don't give 10 shits about Rey, Finn, Poe, Leia, Ren, BB-8, none of em. The last 2 films already ruined my interest in seeing them again. *_But the Senate?_* Now that's gonna be interesting to see.

5 pound in the uk

20 bucks, really? That's the ticket price in the US? No wonder these blockbusters makes so much money, lol I would never pay this price, not even for lord of the rings extended super 8k edition

@@RRRRRRRRR33 Yep, the movie industry is insanely profitable. Capitalism brah.

If he destroyed Rey brutally, that would be a sight to see.

Jar Jar was actually a memorable character. That’s what Disney Star Wars lacks. I barely remember anything significant or classic about the characters from the new ones because it’s a hollow turd

Alex Martin I’d actually pay to see that, sounds like a hell of a movie, make it 3D

Niles Peter Clemens that’s an insult to turds the new Star Wars movies are like blood sucking ticks

Then at the end it's just a dolly shot of Jar-jar's asshole as he shits on the grave of starwars

Maybe that’s how they’ll kill Lando.

I think the only reason they won't blow up the Falcon is because it's so recognizable, and it's not a character that ages.

No as it has become Rey's ship it is being renamed the Millineal Falcon.

@@TranslatedAssumption Oo, that's pretty good.

@@arandompasserby7940 I came up with that name a while ago but I am sure that someone else will claim it as their own creation.

Yep it makes the fans indifferent.

I never saw it coming! 🤷‍♂️

Thank goodness for cleaning the "trolls" off of the site, otherwise this movie could never reach the level of appreciation that it truly deserves

@@foxcom3183 i hope this is a Troll LOL

Rotten tomatoes can’t make a film popular. Tons of cases of movies with low scores making millions and vice versa. People make up there own minds, not RT.

See the mysteriously disappeared Cpt. Marvel reviews.

The best movie to ever bomb is what RT thinks

@@ApexImportExport I always wanted to see Luke rebuild what his father help destroy in the sequel trilogy. This sucks, I used to be excited about new Star Wars. But The Mandalorian! I am excited about that.

Yep. Spent my last penny on Disney

Ronin Exactly. The next trilogy should’ve been about Luke struggling to repair what his father broke, and the perils and sacrifices he would have to make to make amends for his father’s transgressions, training Rey from the first episode, second episode have Kylo turning against him and becoming Palpatine’s new Sith apprentice, threatening to break up Luke’s efforts, and just as it appears everything Luke rebuilt is about to be lost, it ends with Luke sacrificing himself for the cause and leaving Rey to take over. End Skywalker Saga. Simple. How is this apart of the Skywalker Saga when a Skywalker isn’t even the main character for these films?

@@AnonYMouse-ky4sg That's what I'm talking about! That is what I wanted to see. Watching Luke in a real lightsaber battle as a Grand Master of the new Jedi Order. And like you said, Luke sacrificing himself for the cause and leaving Rey to take over. Would have been perfect. I knew we were in trouble when Disney's first Star Wars movie was a remake. I mean, how hard is it to come up with a original story. Hell, the prequels did.

Ahoy there mateys

Apathy is the best adjective I can come up with. A desire of absolute inaction, pure as the driven snow. The only reason I watch videos like this is for enlightenment of how absolutely confused I felt as the end credits of TLJ rollled, and for the entertainment value that a video like this gives me. I wanted to see Rey as a Star Wars version of Sarah Connor in the original Terminator. Instead we got something very few have the ability or balls to even attempt to explain... A paper thin character that isnt likeable, relatable, nor does the character have the ability take me as an audience member by the hand on an adventure. We got wince inducing attempts at humor, strange sources of sustenance, and literal pats on the head when the movie was literally speaking my mind (ie. Poe's demand for Admiral Short Haircut to at least reveal that there is a purpose to all of this and she responds with something akin to "of course you want an explanation but I dont know myself").

I still like old Star Wars, but that’s it.

The books are still good.

Wow, brilliant

Dont u still? Even after the Mandalorian?

I think you greatly missed the sarcasm mate

My excitement died a long long time ago...

Tell that to Admiral Ackbar.

@@sebathadah1559 So did my dad. 😶😶😶

Or in other words: The Star Wars Fandom: My excitement for Star Wars died many years ago... The Sequel-Trilogy: How many years exactly? The Star Wars Fando : How old are you again?

Star wars hasn't ruined it's timeline with time travel... YET! But they may, quite literally, do that yet...

connorthepom star was have been bad since the prequels remember that

@@shadowlegion50st10 The prequels were enjoyable with the phantom menace being the exception, telling the story on how vader came about was great idea.

@@peadarmurray7994 Phantom Menace had its moments too

Got anything left? Not for long.

The difference is that Kathleen is undefeatable, her Empire will last forever

I'd say Palpatine is smarter, but he does keep lightning bolting himself into oblivion, so maybe it's an apt comparison.

@@BlazeKnight_95 Nah probably one day people will have enough of their feminist and sjw shit snd go full primal on them let's see if they change then

@@Papa_Straight I hope so

Someone needs to teach her a lesson

Honestly. Nothing in the trailer looks interesting at all just the same boring lifeless crap. I don't think if Disney had a gun held to their head they could make something creative.

Finally, good fucking riddance

Well yeah, we're on FINAL Fantasy 15 now I think...I dunno...I tend to get drunk or high for months at a time then return to see what's been going...I once slept for 2 weeks straight, only waking up to smoke enough weed to fall back to sleep...it was perhaps the most glorious two weeks of my life...I contributed nothing to the world...the world that likes to remind you that it doesn't owe you anything...however wants you to owe it...bizarre.

@@MastaSmack dude you just gotta sleep for another year. Don't worry, it will all be over soon.

@@MastaSmack your comment is spot on! so true!

it doesn't even feel like it's started yet. Still waiting on Rey's conflict...

I was saying to myself after The Force Awakens, that this trilogy was doomed since Jar Jar Abrams copied A New Hope. We also have Rey being better than Luke without any training and ruining 42 years of canon or legends.

Star masterc right, but I at least had fun with TFA, it felt like a Star Wars film for obvious reasons... if they had dropped Star Killer Base, it would’ve been an 8/10 movie for me, because they still had 2 movies to explain Rey, Snoke, First Order, etc, in a satisfying way

Silly Male, Rey is better than any Jedi including Yoda and Mace Windu apparently. She can move mountains of boulders with no training, instinctively conjure Jedi mind tricks, handily defeat Kylo Ren in her 1st saber duel and cut down Red Guards like butter. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

Yep they couldn't have written a more uninteresting character if they had based it around Jar jar Bink's sister with jedi powers. Cause you know girl power and all that shit.

Sure this movie will ruin our childhood

What's better blue or green milk?

Was the best scene in the movie though.

never forget

@@krieghart5515 , and never forgive!

Those weren't boobs.

I think they’re trying to make it like a cartoon, where the character always wears the same outfit, like Spongebob but with less character development.

I'd be happy if she'd change her expression.

It did?! I saw the movie once and tried hard to forget it. That boy who could control the force at the end of that film; I assume he reappears and wasn't just put in... just 'cause...

They could have at least been creative, and have Rey scrap together a double-bladed saber, or something.

NOT REY's LIGHTSABER! That lightsaber belongs to Anakin Skywalker! When you become a Jedi, you make your own lightsaber. Anakin does, Luke does, Obiwan did, but Rey??? Nope. She just uses Anakin's and then Disney renames it "Rey's Lightsaber"!!! What are there no more Kyber Crystals left in the galaxy for her???

@@SouthpawZer0 yeah they cant even give her strengths and stick to them, like rey in the first movie should of been an ace at using bladed staffs or double bladed light sabers, or a real tech genius with no knowledge of the force, it should have been very difficult for her to use the force and maybe she finally masters it at the end of the second movie Just story beats and logic they choose to ignore completely because they want her to do literally everything for fuck sake

@@kalesmart1 What would have been cool is if Orange-Lady Yoda had given Rey Obi-Wan's lightsaber or something; one that actually _could_ have been found. Give her one that was broken, and have her spend a good chunk of the movie fiddling with it trying to fix it, but to no avail. Other characters mock her for trying to fix "that old piece of junk", but she keeps trying. At the climax of the film, right when someone is about to bite the big one - say, Kylo is about to kill Han - we hear a lightsaber turn on. She fixed it. Now THAT would have been good story-telling, making use of the actual skills she possessed: mechanics and fixing junk. She wouldn't know how to use the lightsaber and would get defeated, but she'd escape and survive to be trained in the next movie and she'd have her own lightsaber that she built/fixed. Why is it so easy for fans to write this stuff in seconds, but Disney can't do it with years and billions of dollars at their disposal?

Sad thing is, so is Star Trek. You can't have debates in which is better anymore . They both suck ass.

I'm a doctor Jim, not a movie reviewer!

@@GhostLink92 that's not really true, the original Star Trek miraculously has remained untouched although they have tried to connect it with Discovery and every other ridiculous thing in the last 20 years but it's only real connection are the TV series that came after it. It is safe to say that Star Trek is now dead.

@@GhostLink92 Ah, but the debates are now which sucks MORE ass.

"Damit, I'm a screen writer not a magician." - The poor soul they hire to revive Star Wars after Rey gets done killing it.

That ist IT. Canon. And Star Wars will retorn. Like Luke. Like Excalibur

@@laresial go to grammar school before writing a moronic comment.

@@MrMah-zf6jk That a good question, the answer is yes. Canon is best.

@@MrMah-zf6jk That guy is a bot sent by Disney lol

And I would have liked to see the twins against eachother, with Luke using force projection to mess with Jacen/Caedus's head! Luke could not defeat him himself because he had grown too old, but Jaina trained by Boba Fett could! The best thing about it being, Jaina had to learn from her father's sort of nemesis in order to beat her brother, and not just pick up a lightsaber and win everytime lol

@@alexz4752 And herein lies the problem it's a big middle finger to maleness. Misandry from the Cultural Marxists that controls the entertainment industry.

@@alexz4752 feminist are bolsheviks

Very good one! Both of them!

@Mongolian Dutch Oven ROTS was awesome. Fuck what everyone says.

@Mongolian Dutch Oven @@mixnflix101 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Mongolian Dutch Oven ROTS FTW

@Mongolian Dutch Oven There is The Empire Strikes Back and then everything else .

JJ said it had to be so... Fuck you and ur childhood

@The Other Point Of View so true. The rebels are fucking gay now

Fuck Jizz Jizz Abrams, Ruin Johnson, and Kunthleen Kennedy.

@The Other Point Of View my thoughts exactly. They had wiped the Empire out and established a new democracy. So how did they end up as rebels again?

@@Ettrick8 Because haha the ENTIRE government was situated in a single system and went boom boom. Its like if Washington DC got blown up and the rest of the US just said OK we quit. The answer to your question is no logic, the sequels in a nutshell.

Rockin' Ricky Ricardo they weren't even that bad to begin with tbh

There is one key difference: The prequels *added* to the lore and saga. The sequels levelled everything to the ground in order to make one character stand out.

@@saltefan5925 If he would have stuck to the dark jar jar script the prequels could have been the goat.

Love ur pfp

Perhaps I treated you to harshly

You know that moment when the Ridley Scotts Alien is drooling behind some bloke that knows, he knows, but he hopes and turns around to look rather than running. That was me with this, I knew, but hoped, wanting to be wrong..

And she beat a guy who I saw stop a ray gun blast shot in MID-AIR at the beginning of the film!!! Huh????!!!! How's that work exactly?

@@jonathanrayne tbh nothing will ever be as bad as her suddenly becoming a master of the force post interrogation. Shit was so annoying.

Cute? She looks like a ten year old tranny boy with fake little estrogen titties

Rey is just a mary sue.

Besides Jar jar, I always thought the prequals where good and episode 3 was AMAZING

Not going to lie I love Jar Jar and the Phantom Menance. It's honestly one of my favorite movies.

I liked Benicio Del Toro in The Last Jedi. Its obvious he's a villain, but these idiots just take his word. I'm grasping at straws.

I like the prequels

This is what happens when corporations suppress large masses of people with economics, gas lighting, and sim·u·la·crum

Yeah, I walked out of the theater, looked at my friends, and said, and I quote: "The've killed off everyone I care about and I have no desire to see the next one."

I felt the same way

So it killed your love for old ones? Well, i see Prequels- another bunch of hated things, for mediocre movies they are, but i still have some fun with them, still think they are "Star Wars". Current "Star Wars" achieved one thing- i treat them as fan fiction, and for me story ended at the Battle of Endor. About the ONLY new movie i like is "Rogue One" and i think it adds to the story, instead of taking and fucking everything bloody, like other new movies do... If that piece of shit movie killed your love for old ones, maybe you weren`t fan in the first place? Be an adult- ignore your problems, and they go away XD well in this case- it`ll work

The force awakens was all I needed to see. Rey appears nothing like an orphan scavenger on a mafia planet. Finn is nothing like a stormtrooper who spent his life in the military. Poe is fly boy! Boy can he fly! I was 15 minutes into that movie and I knew this whole franchise was toast.

I felt those things for The Force Awakens. TFA worried be so badly about how the fate of Star Wars was going to end up. When The Last Jedi came out, it was so bad that I laughed the whole time; I was relieved. I didn't have to care anymore - it was over. It was like Frodo at the end of Return of the King: standing on the side of an erupting volcano, surrounded in lava, doomed to die, but smiling and laughing because all of the shit he had to deal with was over.

The real problem that the writers ran into is how good the original trilogy really was. If they had done all the "right things" with Rey, it would have just been the original trilogy with a gender swap. It would have been just as wretched and bland as this turd.

Solo was ok. I totally agree from everythink u have said. The first three are the best storyline and all.

Yeah, IMO, Solo’s OK as long as you take it on its own merits and not as a Star Wars film.

Rogue One's worth your time, at least.

@@Xero_Kaiser Rogue One is the only good thing to have come out of the house of mouse. I might reconsider that statement after watching s7 of the clone wars, but I'll not hold my breath in anticipation.

I like that it never fires. I guess it was just going to run her over.

@Hugh Jarce I bet it made it into the final five options! ☺

@Hugh Jarce 👍 (Huge Arse is a great nom de plume by the way!)

@Hugh Jarce Hahaha!

Genuine lol comment. Kudos.

How the hell can emperor palpatine be in the movie. The last I saw of him was Darth Vader throwing him into a reactor.

She is the definition of a mary sue. She deserves none of what she got. Luke had flaws and had to work through them and overcome them. That's a hero. Rey is invincible and perfect. A weak character has no flaws and is perfect. That's boring.

I don't even think George Lucas himself could salvage the trilogy

It's gonna be so bad even Jesus can't save it

@@skarnak1 Of course he couldn't... he is responsible for the worst of Star wars (well... before the sequels) and he is the one who sold the franchise...

This trilogy was doomed since The Force Awakens did a reset of Star Wars lore after episode 6 without any reason for Star Wars lore.

@@-Zakhiel- A huge part of why he sold it was because "fans" bullied the shit out of him wasn't it? The prequels weren't great but that's not what he deserved.

I really enjoyed rogue one, but I agree

Prequels seem a lot better now after the last abortion thats TLJ .

I've always loved the prequels. I think they're *equal* to the OG trilogy

@@hollowhoagie6441 I don't think they were but they are gold compared to the new ones

@@fryguy994 To each their own, at least we can agree that the sequels are polished garbage

They have definitely added "cheese".

Lucasfilm presents "Star Wars Episode IX: Bacon and Cheese" Come on. You'll like it. It's bacon and cheese.

I didn't know the critical drinker liked american food.

I dont know about bacon and cheese, though i would love some uk massive tits.

Planet Hollywood menu: bacon, cheese, mayonnaise.

THAT‘s a movie I would watch

Thanks but I prefer blue milk 😂😂😂

@@AgentSmartnumber86 but the green milk has more vitamin F.

@@TheKrensada Vitamin A in whiskey is more fun though. Alcohol is a vitamin, right?

Tormund swears by giant's milk, but Luke is a jedi (or a shadow of one) so maybe I'll go with this alien milk.

Green Tiddy Milk is important

@The Other Point Of View I can make a force saber with my butt! xD

​@The Other Point Of View The plot device gained another tool: Plot sabre!

@The Other Point Of View you know that actually exists in a lego series😅

@@Excalis3344 And Starchaser, LOL

Did she make it? Or did they forget it got destroyed in the last film?

True true...smh

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mZ5lfsR1uLOtgoE.html RobotHead has a video showing exactly what Disney does wrong too.

No they don't, they ruin my childhood

I don't get it. What was wrong with the lightsabre in this advert?

Niall Reid Kylo stabbing someone and then pulling him up with his LS

Almost sounds eerily similar to why people were supporting/voting for Hillary Clinton. Majority of responses were that it's because she was a woman or she deserves it, all bogus answers without any legitimate reason as to why she should've been the President.

Exclamation: That is why I enjoyed Revenge of the Sith. It exceeded my expectations with a burning meatbag.

Feminists are once again demonstrating that they aren't capable of creating anything. Instead, they survey the landscape for successful enterprises, infiltrate and seize control of them, then drive them into the dirt before moving on to find their next host. And of course, they learn nothing from their failures because they insist on believing that they're always someone else's fault (namely, mens' fault, because men apparently hate women).

I'm all for a character with a vagina. But a vagina with no character... not so much.

Well you can rest easy.

Ah! But a Mary Sue, Yoda is NOT!

Even the Dark Side sucks in the new trilogy. Kylo Ren throws temper tantrums and slashes consoles, while being easily beaten twice by a rookie..

@@Paulafan5 YAS! The 'phantom menace' of the sith is now 'emo trash' having widdle hissy fits.

I’m not kidding. Two years later and I’ve realized why it’s so important for Hollywood to destroy our culture like this. I don’t believe in democracy anymore, and liberty can only happen after we first where we control our own narratives.

Dude, I think you might have the wrong idea about what fascism is.

Snore Lax I doubt it.

Because those at Lucasfilms now don't know how Lightsabers work. In fact, they don't know anything about 'real' Star Wars.

@@skarnak1 I just realized....the *trailer* has plot holes. This may actually be worse than TLJ. I think I am actually grateful that i gave up on Star Wars already.

Disney censorship, no one was actually cut with a lightsaber in those movies. The close we got was the old man at the start of VII but that was of camera. It's too violent to the Disney brand.

Kylo Ben is stabbing the guy in the belly with his silly little Lightsabre cross-guard and the hilt is preventing the main blade from cutting his torso in half.

Because Stone Cold said so!

RealLionKing LKD “Before the Dark Times, before the Disney Empire ...”

i'll pirate it, like i did the last one

Same here a fan 4 40yrs and will never c it!!¥

True

I watched TLJ on Netflix way before I ever heard or knew anything about it and what people thought. Yeah.... I couldn't even finish watching it. The last scene I watched was when Yoda showed up. Luke's reaction felt contradictory due to what Yoda did, and it really killed the movie for me, his acting was superb, but his character was written badly. Not only wasn't he the Luke I knew, his side of the story was..... confusing. Never went back. Same thing with TFA.

Sorry prime u can't kill us we bought Hasbro 35 minutes ago now get ur ears on and wave at the kids

SJWs: But Optimus Prime is a Mary Sue! Optimus Prime: RIP 20 minutes in. SJWs: Feelings matter more than facts.

First I knew of it too and I qued outside the cinema in 1977

Same

Boycott #9

It's August 2019 and this is the first I'd heard of the trailer. I remember the queues in 1977 - I doubt this will be repeated.

GmanLives I fuckin love you, Brother.

Wise words, good sir! Truly wise words!

And that solo movie was ultimately worthless because Captain Marvel had only about a dozen minutes of screen time in Endgame at the very beginning and the very end, and she didn't even do anything that was crucial to the plot!

The marketing surrounding that movie was so annoying. People only went to see it because they thought it would be relevant to Endgame. The cynic in me says they needed a strong female lead to replace Black Widow. Too bad they got Captain Marvel instead.

Prequels: "Someone shat on the franchise. Oh it was it's owner." Sequels: "Sell it before shitting on it again. Smart."

@@JarthenGreenmeadow Cuz fuck Scarlet Witch ammirite?

Haha exactly my thoughts.

You know that a movie is bad when people consider the prequels to be decent by comparison.

Me before TFA: "Franchises go downhill." Me before TLJ: "Huh the film hit the theaters 2 months ago? I don't feel like I have missed something." Me now: *sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh* "Leave it alone... to die. And do something else."

+ the prequels + Rogue One

@@mattg5878 Hell no

@@edwardroy3401 Only a sith deals in absolutes

@@mattg5878 and The Clone Wars S1-S6

@@scottm8292 why not 7?

I didn't even download SOLO fuck it.

Solo was actually pretty good minus the feminazi robot that is about as bad as jar jar binks. 7 and 8 though are pure trash topped with shit. I wont pay to watch 9 if I do at all

@Hale Storm Same here bro.

Solo was good. The "Star Wars Stories" have been better than the the last two franchise movies.

You got the title wrong, The Farce Awakens.

That's so that Mary Rey is not torn apart by the pressure differentials in its passing. Kilo Rand, oh, whatever his name is, is just trying to get her attention. It's just a boy/girl thing. I bet she's just too stuck up to give him a break.

Statement: TIE Fighter should be flying higher and firing down...

Rey is Rey. Even if that TIE fighter is travelling at 1 Million Miles per SECOND, she will still easily cut it down with her eyes closed!

@Hugh Jarce Epic fail. Then, a lot of people will pay to go watch a train wreck. I won't. I did that when I went to TFA. Jar Jar Abrams bored me to tears. My brother bought the ticket, so I couldn't just walk out. I thought R1 would be better, but that film had its own kind of fail. Star Wars is dead.

That was exactly my estimate. A Sopwith Camel (WW I biplane) would stall at that speed (max speed 113 mph, stall 48 mph).

Retconning would be nice but im still not PAYING to see this movie

Marketing Ppl think its a good carrot for Donkeys.

*I think the name was a lazy damage control by Disney*

@@jurassictyrantkingYT its lazy too me as a name for a Star Wars Movie.

So..if this is the end..what is "rising"?

@@yurihageshi8008 This Movie should be called Downfall not Rise of Skywalker since the franchise is having a downfall in quality with Lazy Writing, Weird or Useless New Chracters nobody cares about, Pretty Visual Effects to distract you from the rest of the movie and the Movie will take more Libertys to make new Plotholes for the franchise so im getting my Popcorn out and watch the fans have a field day with this one.

I find it's easier to just boycott disney. It casts a wider, more reliable net.

Lee Mark Hamill and the late Carrie Fisher were the reasons I went to see THE LAST JEDI and Disney managed to butcher them.

Keep it that way, cherish it forever while you can.

I hope you do the same for game of thrones season 8!!!

Oh you sweet summer child.

You bastard!

1999: Farted on the Jar Jar

AAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!!! I wonder how many will get the joke?

Yes please meme it so

Like that scene from RoboCop? That could work.

"Wipers! Wipers! Get it off!" Rocket

@@Grubnar great scene with the making fresh pasta fingers lol

It'd made the movie enjoyable to have that lol.

And wrong as always

Rey being Mary Sue was the least of TLJ's faults. To be fair, Baby Anakin was OP too. Have you _seen_ that pod race? Or the end of Phantom Menace? I'm much more perplexed by how turned on Rey got with Kylo's nipples after seeing him murder his dad in cold blood. (Kinda like how it was confusing when Padme fell for Anakin right after he told her he killed all the women and children of the Sand People, but then she's mortified when he kills Jedi younglings.) Or Rose smashing into Finn for a little smooch. Or Luke's inability to even drink milk without slobbering all over himself. Mary Sue is the least repugnant thing of all in this franchise when compared to freeing the animals but not the slave kids... I can handle the weird writing, but to not even deliver a single decent space battle or lightsaber duel... unforgivable!

@@maxcovfefe I don't like the prequels either.

@@happyhammer1 Let me be clear, I am a Star Wars fan. Despite the many writing flaws, I was 4 when ANH first arrived in theaters, and it's one of my earliest memories. There's a Star Wars culture because of people just like me and my siblings who didn't care if everyone thought we were insane, we took our lightsabers to the next movie, and the next... And more and more people started not to care and bringing their lightsabers too! Star Wars, for me, is an EVENT, bad writing and all, but it should AT LEAST be Star Wars in more than just name. It deserves space battles and duels. It deserves more than just being subverted. Star Wars used to be FUN. It deserves to be FUN again. When I saw TLJ, and Luke tossed his lightsaber after all those years having not seen it... to hear one little kid's voice ring out in the theater, "Why'd he do THAT, dad? Is he going to help?" killed it for me.

@@maxcovfefe I was born a year after empire came out and my childhood was ruled by Star Wars. I love the original trilogy and I am not ashamed to admit that nostalgia is part of that, but what makes it timeless for me was the hero's journey. What brings me back though, is Luke going from a farm boy to a noble warrior. I think that message is missing in a lot of movies and the culture nowadays. Adversity seems awful when you are experiencing it but it also makes you a better person. Sorry for the rant.

Except that the franchise jumped the shark when Luke milked thala-sirens and drank their green body fluids. Or maybe when Rey, totally untrained, beat the supposedly powerful Kylo Ren in lightsaber battle. Or maybe when Lucas sold it to Disney....

The bad part is, when I saw this trailer I said to myself, "whelp, I know JJ is culturally aware enough to know the metaphor he just stepped in."

@@vwhite3055 As long as Luke has been alone on the island, you'd think he'd just suck the teat directly.

It may be "jumping the Tie fighter" for a short while, but we still have two episodes of Game of Thrones left to just "get it over with," so I'm sure the phrase will change very shortly after episode 6 of that train wreck.

SW nuked the fridge so many times: - The Holiday Special in '78 - Ewok movies in the 80s - "Taxation of trade routes" onward

It's not gay porn, perv.

Me also! That's exactly what I thought, too

That's a Soy Boy not a nerd, Nerds are deserving of some respect

justinjha it was so cancerous...

To be fair, I *wish* I *could* get *this* exited about a new SW-Trailer instead of just feeling nothing at all. In another timeline, this Trilogy doesn't suck and I'm sitting here, giddy and damn near unable to contain my anticipation for freakin' *EPISODE IX.* But alas, they messed it up.

That's exactly the type of person that Disney wants as their audience. Just a blind sheep who doesn't ask any questions and will go see any movie they shit out as long as they slap the name Star Wars on it!

Replace "Nerd" with "Indefinite Virgin".

Rey stabbing the death star seems possible.

Rey blowing up a planet seems possible

Even if she could time it right, it's moving so fast that gravity wouldn't bring her back down from her jump in time to attack or land on it

She is Saitama of SW

Looks like about 50 kph (30 mph) - almost as fast as an early WW I biplane.