Well, this is it. The movie we've all been dreading has finally arrived - The Rise of Skywalker. Join me for Part 1 of my review and analysis. Grab your pints of rum and let's get into this.
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@TheCriticalDrinker4 жыл бұрын
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@ZENMASTERME14 жыл бұрын
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@sonsofmatriarchy55524 жыл бұрын
Shite definitely Shite, wahaha perfect!
@jamesjamieson61814 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, i smell sh*te. 🤣😂🤣👍🏻
@TheMailmanOfSteel4 жыл бұрын
What if we just sent you a bottle of Patron?
@ehellstrom71274 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry you had to suffer through this shite, just for our amusement. And at the same time, I'm glad you did, these videos are going to be excellent! Pouring a glass of bourbon to toast your sacrifice!
@alatriste22224 жыл бұрын
This is not canon Star Wars, this is fan fiction. The saga ended succesfully at The Return of the Jedi.
@deadangelmonument4 жыл бұрын
alatriste2222 only it’s not even fan fiction , it’s people who aren’t even fans writing the fiction. and Disney as s whole especially regarding Kathleen Kennedy is just following their left fem Nazi wing agenda
@FantasticPyroclastic4 жыл бұрын
"succesfully"
@lovelydovy6604 жыл бұрын
Yep. Which is Y I always thought it was a bad idea 2 make more star wars movies. I was NOT excited 4 these movies 4 this exact reason. I was excited 4 the prequels & we c how that turned out.but at least that was Georges we work it had some good stuff in it.but it still was disappointing so I knew better than 2 expect these 2 b any good.
@Tensooni4 жыл бұрын
Well, I liked rogue 1 & the mandalorian
@superuberjedimaster4 жыл бұрын
@@lovelydovy660 just a little off-topic. you know, these "''4"s and "'c"s are probably faster to write than the whole words, but they certainly take more time to process for the reader than the normal words. and I think the purpose of posting a comment is for someone to read it, not to write a comment faster
@thepunchableface15064 жыл бұрын
I cheered....... when Rey died I laughed.......when Kylo brought her back to life I cried...........when my PC rebooted half way through the film
@bbriggs74094 жыл бұрын
😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@richardadesmond4 жыл бұрын
I was legitimately uncomfortable when they kissed, fucking CRINGE!
@dongxx4 жыл бұрын
I'm going to steal this lol
@Alacard0malley4 жыл бұрын
While your face is extremely punchable, you're also wearing glasses. Touchè.
@ricksflicks-4 жыл бұрын
Very Niiice!
@jfkassnation59803 жыл бұрын
When Chewie first 'died' I felt relieved. He's out of his misery. When he was ressurected - I thought 'poor bastard'
@HouseOfAlastrian2 жыл бұрын
Can't help but think in my own headcanon that it was actually Han Solo who stuck Kylo Ren's lightsaber through his gut at the end of The Force Awakens. He glimpsed past the 4th Wall and saw the direction everything was headed and was like 'Fuck it, I'm out!' Doesn't make any less sense than the two movies that would follow.
@zwykyziomek25702 жыл бұрын
but he got a meal after all
@ssesssusman9417 Жыл бұрын
@@HouseOfAlastrian I mean Harrison Ford would have done that too…
@davidchambers4411 ай бұрын
@@HouseOfAlastrian LOL
@harbhh9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ethanbroussard3 жыл бұрын
Jj Abrams, the guy that made a star wars movie titled “The Rise of Skywalker” then proceeded to kill off the only remaining Skywalker (by blood) and make a palpatine steal the name.
@M60A32 жыл бұрын
I would like to report him for identity theft
@barryallen22402 жыл бұрын
@@M60A3 Identity theft is not a joke rey
@Bear101742 жыл бұрын
TWIST!
@harrambou94682 жыл бұрын
The only SW movie with a clickbait title.
@intention47262 жыл бұрын
@@harrambou9468 no The Last Jedi is obviously clickbait. Luke says "I will NOT be THE LAST JEDI" so yeah
@briarrabbit24684 жыл бұрын
So the Skywalker saga is actually the Palpatine saga and Palpatine takes over the Skywalker name and all the real Skywalkers are dead. Thanks Disney.
@LordCaedus-bl7wi4 жыл бұрын
This was never planned there was no plan. Emperor had a mistress and had a kid and their kid had Rey when the fuck did this happen absolute bullshit. The sequels are not canon
@pilouuuu4 жыл бұрын
Evil won. Sounds like Disney had that plan all along. It's pure nihilism.
@soulation4 жыл бұрын
@DejaVoodooDoll shoo shoo, go away, this is a movie review video
@kevintanza69684 жыл бұрын
@DejaVoodooDoll Oh, great, socialist trying to come off as morally superior. Fuck off, you commie.
@fredjasper73784 жыл бұрын
@DejaVoodooDoll seriously. This whole statement is a turd sandwich
@cazones33924 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna tell my kids that these were sequels to Spaceballs
@FerDeLance064 жыл бұрын
Better yet, don't even mention them to your kids
@Kubadaniels4 жыл бұрын
dont insult spaceballs
@captain00804 жыл бұрын
Please dont do that to Space Balls 😭
@armorx96384 жыл бұрын
I'm with Kuba and captain, don't insult spaceballs like that.
@Prushinthespirit4 жыл бұрын
What have Spaceballs even done to you? Unlike new trilogy, it definitely knows what it is and what it serves for.
@sodagirl10923 жыл бұрын
Star Wars Cannon Lore: Korriban is the Sith Homeworld Star Wars Legends Lore: Korriban is the Sith Homeworld The Rise Of Skywalker: The Sith Homeworld is a planet you've never hear of before and that doesn't even appear in any previous media about Star Wars.
@KaizerSozaye2 жыл бұрын
Well that’s because The sequel trilogy is not canon!……obviously
@mhsilva65882 жыл бұрын
@@KaizerSozaye That actually makes sense, unlike this sequel
@roberthardesty41332 жыл бұрын
@@KaizerSozaye Thank God...
@feco912 жыл бұрын
It's better this way. They would've found a way to ruin Korriban as well.
@sodagirl10922 жыл бұрын
@@feco91 Yeah, still sucks though because I was super hyped to see the ancient sith homeworld.
@seanives-ll7sj Жыл бұрын
I was 12 in 1977. The impact of Star Wars at the time was amazing. It was everywhere, everyone was talking about it. Luke Skywalker was who I and my friends wanted to be. What they did with the new films seemed like an attack on those memories.
@MSpotatoes10 ай бұрын
I was only born in 79 but star wars was still everything and everywhere. I watched new hope until the tape was worn out and the audio sounded all warped. What Disney did is an attack. Tear down the old so they can insert their "new" when the new has no soul.
@HB-zt1ed9 ай бұрын
its a planned attack. They want to destroy all our heros, because all male are toxic. Dont accept this bullshit. It is not Star Wars. Just delete it from your thoughts.
@SapphirePegasus6624 күн бұрын
I was born in 2003 ROTS was my first introduction to SW and I've loved episode 3 since. After I've saw every movie and my regret was watching the Disney ones cause it just makes me upset how they ruined the magic in that galaxy far, far away.
@taylorwest69864 жыл бұрын
This new trilogy is like a fan fiction that's written by someone who's not a fan.
@lochlainnbarlowe71034 жыл бұрын
Taylor West someone who isn’t a fan of the franchise could probably do way better than this at this point
@floydlooney68374 жыл бұрын
yep
@usefulvidiots78694 жыл бұрын
Perfectly stated.
@floydlooney68374 жыл бұрын
@Factual Fox Just like with a lot of the remakes and reboots recently.
@jessemathes51264 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@HpArtcraft4 жыл бұрын
Think about this - Anakin's entire fall to the dark side was because of his inability to stop his loved ones from dying. As he said, he could do nothing to save his mother in episode 2. Then he had visions of Padme's death in Episode 3, thus his obsession to save her grew so much that he turned to the dark side to try to learn how to save her. THE ENTIRE PREQUELS AND ANAKIN'S TRAGIC STORY WAS BECAUSE HE COULDN'T SAVE THE ONES HE LOVED FROM DYING! In Rise of Skywalker, Rey saves Ben from dying by touching him and then Ben just resurrects Rey from death by lightly touching her stomach for 5 seconds... FU*K DISNEY STAR WARS.
@MFields21784 жыл бұрын
Omg I didn’t think about that. Heck not even Palpatine knew that secret since he told Anakin they will discover it together. How the hell did Mary Sue find that secret?
@mish3754 жыл бұрын
@@satireknight Is Rey supposed to be Star Wars Jesus now or something?
@carlosdeleon77554 жыл бұрын
Mish375 S she’s the avatar and YOU GOTTA DEAL WITHT IT
@alexhayden2194 жыл бұрын
I have thought about that. This movie spits in the face of the Skywalkers. It's not their rise. It's their humiliation.
@Rootz20004 жыл бұрын
Great point.
@Anglicanism_go_brr Жыл бұрын
“Writing is hard, isn’t it JJ” is the sequel trilogy summarized in one sentence 🤣
@andrewpetik20347 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@JesseJ5883 жыл бұрын
"But then Rey goes for a walk! And Chewie goes after her, but then he gets captured because hes and idiot now I guess." Had me dying. 🤣
@lucassmith88414 жыл бұрын
Jesus, Space Balls had more respect for Star Wars than Disney has. And JJ makes Michael Bay look like Steven Spielberg.
@napoleon41534 жыл бұрын
Good one XD
@sirdorkster4 жыл бұрын
Hey, stop getting your panties in a twist. It's voiding you of critical thinking. Since Rian fucked up the second movie, JJ tried his best at damage control.
@TaoScribble4 жыл бұрын
@@sirdorkster Why do you keep repeating that phrase to whoever mentions JJ? It's making you sound like a bot.
@Soridan4 жыл бұрын
@@sirdorkster I'm sorry someone dared to imply that your mancrush isn't perfect.
@mkaleborn4 жыл бұрын
Truer words never spoken. Nice!
@itsmezeta42904 жыл бұрын
so you telling me.. That anakin became Vader to save padme by learning how to bring people back to life, and Rey has mastered this skill without even knowing it exists? was it that easy? Damn Disney
@HippoBean4 жыл бұрын
Baby Yoda can heal people too. It appears to be a pretty basic power. Why didn't Anakin know about this, especially after training for years in the Jedi Temple?
@iloathepeoplewhorestilltal27744 жыл бұрын
Bean Lord because it never fucking existed, they made baby Yoda do it first to validate Rey doing it, idek anymore, it’s all inconsequential.
@haillobster71544 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess Vader was born into the wrong gender.
@gojiraguy2004 жыл бұрын
She did steal the sacred Jedi texts, so her knowing this skill isn't the worst idea in the world. Too bad that defense is utterly ruined by the fact Ben Solo whips the ability out of nowhere. Thanks, Disney.
@rivalstein27694 жыл бұрын
Now all the past Sith and Jedi look like morons.
@happyguy5165 Жыл бұрын
As a 22 year old with ADHD, I can confirm I could have written a better script at 13 than Disney’s absolute monstrosity
@odajunior537311 ай бұрын
And i believe you.
@Styxswimmer8 ай бұрын
My son is a 15 year old with ADD and he could write a better script than this BS
@dcmastermindfirst94186 ай бұрын
Written*
@happyguy51655 ай бұрын
@@dcmastermindfirst9418 cheers 😂
@Brodzzzzz4 ай бұрын
I believe you
@KneelB4Bacon3 жыл бұрын
_"This movie is a walking shadow. A poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing"_ That William Shatner was one smart dude.
@harrambou94682 жыл бұрын
Slow yo roll 😂
@AdamMcGrath Жыл бұрын
Nah man, u got him mixed up with Bill Shakespeare from Star Trek!
@dcmastermindfirst9418 Жыл бұрын
That's Shakespeare ya Muppet!
@richardnosiglia373611 ай бұрын
Hilarious...😝
@laurenanderson614 ай бұрын
Ha! LOL
@nicolashrv4 жыл бұрын
SPOILER !!!!!!!!!!! How did Palpateen survive? He got into a fridge in the Death Star.
@emilioalvarez77454 жыл бұрын
nicolashrv lmaooo
@EtherDais4 жыл бұрын
If only han had considered this, he might still be alive. Maybe he should have stayed Frozen in Carbonite
@cajun44554 жыл бұрын
He was “dead” at the beginning of the movie, but I think that a lot of people’s questions would be answered if they watched the movie
@nicolashrv4 жыл бұрын
@@cajun4455 so...a dead guy cloned Snoke?
@vsear59114 жыл бұрын
He got into a secret hidden compartment in somebody's coffin
@Milchi74 жыл бұрын
I just realised that if Palpatine is back the entire prophecy of Anakin destroying the Sith is completely null and void. Ye im bit slow.
@aurex89374 жыл бұрын
The prophecy was written by men, and men are always wrong. Didn't you get Kathleen's memo? :D
@death-king18344 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair the prophecy was nothing more then a unnecessary red herring used by George to make Anakin far more important to the universe when he was some asshole in a suit in the original films who was merely a smaller part of a far larger story. But that aside these movies make Vader's sacfice and the Rebel's victory in Return of the Jedi have far less meaning now.
@EhurtAfy4 жыл бұрын
Balance to the force doesn't equate to destroying the Sith - that could have been a misinterpretation by the Jedi.
@donatotusi91404 жыл бұрын
@@EhurtAfy anakin's prophecy was not only to bring balance to the force but ALSO to destroy the sith!
@thel13554 жыл бұрын
The inconsistencies with the previous movies are how we know Disney Star Wars is not canon.
@goldengriffon2 жыл бұрын
Chewie's death could have been quite impactful. Rey could have had some significant character development, facing the fact that her undisciplined emotions brought her to the dark side and led to her killing him. A humbling failure that sets the hero back, yet also plants the seeds for growth. But Chewbacca figures are one of the few Star Wars toys that actually sell, so Disney couldn't have that.
@Jaris84R Жыл бұрын
Palpatine: You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me.
@GQBouncer4 жыл бұрын
"They can fly now??" - Says the former storm trooper...
@voivodadracula19364 жыл бұрын
Finn has no problem slaughtering his former comrades so that isn't shocking
@Anonyomus4 жыл бұрын
Way to ignore character's back story like "nah, it'll be fine".
@wheeliebin184 жыл бұрын
@@voivodadracula1936 And he'll do it with a smile on his face, a fist pump in the air and a "WOOOOO!" in his heart!
@armandovillarreal67213 жыл бұрын
Literally even the clones flew
@leejones85823 жыл бұрын
they fly now.
@Crick19524 жыл бұрын
The Sith homeworld is "Exogul" and not Korriban, thus contradicting not only the old EU, which is bad enough, but also the Clone Wars tv show. Aight, Imma head out
@johnnytopgun64144 жыл бұрын
Ehhh I'm not too fussed with this point. Sith birthplace vs sith deathplace.
@elvvlogs12614 жыл бұрын
Crick1952 this was different from Korriban. Korriban is more widely known as the “home world of the Sith.” Exogul is a secret home world located in the outer unknown regions
@vietcongwarlord69314 жыл бұрын
@Silverknight171 Do you really think that damn you are an idiot
@herpderp72644 жыл бұрын
But Kennedy said smugly they didn't need the old lore anymore. What a train wreck that woman is.
@vietcongwarlord69314 жыл бұрын
@@herpderp7264 She was talking about the EU not the new canon
@Lobomaru022 жыл бұрын
In Legends, the Unknown Regions are unknown because of the difficulties of exploration. Scout ships have to find reliable hyperspace routes, and then they have to update the starcharts. And that's if they get back to known space in one piece. Simply put, Legends has a good reason to call them the Unknown Regions. Disney just thought the name sounded nice and dramatically imposing. *tosses back a shot* Fuck off, Disney!
@timoteoseagedetoffol8795 Жыл бұрын
And in fanfictions: Earth is part of Unknown Regions !
@lobalemon-7800 Жыл бұрын
And from memory there were even attempts to establish outposts and colonies in the unknown regions, but simply the difficulty getting there and the hostility of the surroundings meant that they weren’t viable.
@Oturan20 Жыл бұрын
@@timoteoseagedetoffol8795 I never understood that. Isn't it supposed to be a galaxy far far way?
@timoteoseagedetoffol8795 Жыл бұрын
@@Oturan20 It's fanfictions. Don't be afraid.
@annaptakova32422 жыл бұрын
"... my plot analysis..." You have my respect for being able to find anything worth the title "plot".
@SavageRicktator4 жыл бұрын
Basically Disney took the Star Wars franchise to essentially create a princess in the galaxy. Who is the descendant of Emperor Palpatine and taken everything away from the Skywalkers. Rey makes it through the long divorce court settlement and gets full custody
@Lonewolf-ei5yv4 жыл бұрын
And defeating the patriarcy once and for all! Joke aside I think you are correct. She did get the house that wasn't hers.
@kylecyrus94574 жыл бұрын
I'll be disappointed if this comment isn't in the top 10 tomorrow
@tsopmocful19584 жыл бұрын
Precisely. Now we just wait for the series of animated musicals featuring Princess Mary Sue of the Galaxy defeating a whole list of men in brave and stunning ways.
@g.w.78934 жыл бұрын
There's nothing quite like the force (ALIMONY).
@123mandalore7774 жыл бұрын
@Glen tennis Well said. Disney's trilogy feels like it was made by someone who saw the ads for Star Wars, saw all the pop culture and references, but never saw the movies themselves. Then tried to make a new Star Wars based on second hand info alone. It has all the iconic imagery, but everything just works wrong.
@aarond55114 жыл бұрын
This movie felt like a fever dream. The story telling and pacing reminded me of when a kid tells you a story and keeps saying "And then, And then, And then"
@thac0twenty3774 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@christopherbrown95294 жыл бұрын
And if you can ever say "and then" in-between your scenes, they are shit. It should always be "As a result" or something similar to tie it to the consequences of the previous scene. Not in JJ land! The only good JJ was Jameson
@baxternelson95334 жыл бұрын
Haha so true, dude. I also watched Max Landis on RLM
@Thee_Deputy4 жыл бұрын
My headcanon is that this is just a bedtime story Mando tells Baby Yoda. He had nightmares that night.
@RRRRRRRRR334 жыл бұрын
It's dragon ball z in space, the escalation is all over the place. That moment when the emperor shot a bolt of lightning to the sky, I laughed hard. Rey and kylo are like goku and vegeta, they fused their powers and got more stronger than a God. Rey crossing the lightsabers, lol The writer from batman v superman just surpassed his masterpiece!
@emperorlelouch85153 жыл бұрын
If Disney had any sense, they should have scrapped the live-action sequel trilogy after discount A New Hope and instead used the excellent staff of The Clone Wars to create an extensive animated TV and film series out of the Extended Universe.
@noehctuccmliw2 жыл бұрын
Stood in line as a kid, waiting in the rain to get a ticket to the first Star Wars movie. The next batch of movie chapters built upon it very well. I even enjoyed the Rogue One & Solo branches. Nothing is perfect (yes Jar Jar was dam irritating, however he made me laugh. He was 'that guy' somebody always brings to the party to love or hate) but they still added to a great story with expected continuity. Then came the final 2 shows that not only shit every bed that Hilton has to offer, but did it despite the fact they actually had to go out of their way to sewer the once traditional storyline and spit on every character that had earned their time tested golden right to stand tall and not be simply displaced by a new wave of magically entitled upstarts. Those new actors should really be embarrassed. Can't wait to see them pushed out of their own much dimmer spotlight and enjoy feeling ripped off by the babies of their future. A couple of 'Spaceballs' sequels would have fit better. But JJ wouldn't know much about 'balls' ...
@xminusone1 Жыл бұрын
I can relate to that. I was 8 years old when it came out. People who waiting in line with me, were People who actually just got out of the theater and wanted to see it for the second or third time. Not all but alot of them. People went crazy with that movie. When ESB came out, it was even worse and the cinema were I was living at the time had a special run when you could see ANH and ESB for the same price, shortly after the second came out, maybe 3 or 4 weeks after. There was People who waited for that special projection. RoJ was the same thing. It was an amazing time for movies, then terminator and robocop came out, the goonies.. and they did little publicity except for the posters, so imagine something as creative and original come out today, with all the social media and people who would talk about them movies. People would need to wait for DAYS on the opening night and few weeks later. I wish the younger People could experience something like this, not with only one movie but exactly what we had, 6 or 7years straight of amazing movies like we had the chance to see when they came out.
@Activated_Complex4 жыл бұрын
Spoilers, if anyone still cares. But nobody watching this does. Disney: “See? We fixed Rey. She’s OP because of her lineage. And she loses a fight!” Fans: “You ‘fixed’ a Mary Sue by making her a princess and heir apparent to the entire galaxy, but she’s so good and perfect that she turns it down? And then having her come back from the dead, to become the dubious heir to the Skywalker legacy, with no one else left to share the glory, and all their force ghosts telling her how great she is? Effectively making all nine films all about her?” Disney: “Uhh... hey, look, there’s Baby Yoda!” (runs away)
@colonelburton84514 жыл бұрын
I hope the new trilogy is about a gay, black, transgender mermaid who is more good and powerful than Rey. This cis-binary white supremacist mindset in the original 9 movies is so bigotted. It would be great if the supreme being in the galaxy would exhibit more diversity.
@WayoftheDave4 жыл бұрын
You just hate strong independent women you misogynist
@iansheppard3394 жыл бұрын
So she becomes the avatar and then goes to fight the fire lord
@Parabueto4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, if Rey had killed Palpatine, turned evil and Ben killed her with his grandad's lightsaber that would have been seriously ballsy.
@TheStraightestWhitest4 жыл бұрын
@@Parabueto I was silently hoping that would happen.
@troffle4 жыл бұрын
Rey is Palpatine's grand-daughter. Grand-daughter of the Emperor. They made Rey a Princess. A Disney Princess.
@Singularity20394 жыл бұрын
Good one! 😝👌
@trevor28304 жыл бұрын
Damn that was Spot On! 👏
@cole04244 жыл бұрын
Now with, hindsight always being 20/20, we understand that's all they ever intended to do. Excellent comment and observation @troffle.
@TheCucuyo97794 жыл бұрын
Thanks. I hate it.
@williamshao19854 жыл бұрын
Hmm... it all make sense now.
@frankkoenen7043 Жыл бұрын
Before Disney got there hands on it they actually “flew now” roughly 3500 years ago because the the mandalorians during the old republic even had jet pack technology
@pieguy6992 Жыл бұрын
Due to the drinking challenge you proposed at the beginning of the video, I had to split my viewing of this video into three sessions spread across three weekends. My friends weren’t impressed with me getting shitfaced three weeks in a row and drunk dialing all of them countless times, but it was worth it for the review! Well, the parts of it that I remember, at least.
@NicholasBrakespear4 жыл бұрын
Wait, so Palpatine had Snoke create a planet-sized super weapon... to hide the fact that he was building a big fleet of ships? HOW COULD HE AFFORD ANY OF THIS? I feel like Palpatine's true power was just that he had... all the money, literally ALL the money in the galaxy.
@ArlanKels4 жыл бұрын
Not to mention that building the starships underwater on a planet would be...impossible? Yeah I'll go with impossible. It'd make more sense if they were hidden in an asteroid field or somesuch. They could've had them even realize "The asteroids, they're all hollow?" Because they hollowed them out for resources. Kerblooby.
@LothlorianOG4 жыл бұрын
Or he had one of the star forges from the KOTOR series.
@garethoneill56764 жыл бұрын
where did they get the crews for all the star destroyers if the Sith planet is supposed to be in some secret place. Literally thousands of people would have had to make journeys there - without wayfinders!
@LothlorianOG4 жыл бұрын
@@garethoneill5676 that was my biggest problem as well. I mean did the entire First Order magically appear? Were they just manned with a skeleton navigation crew? Who knows.
@sheridanfalkenberry56114 жыл бұрын
it WOULD explain why everyone else seems to be so completely dirt poor
@bartekenterprice50864 жыл бұрын
They have found that dagger within first hour on that planet, while luke and lando have been looking it for decades... that's bullshit.
@herheartbeats57274 жыл бұрын
Just plot device like a Dungeons and Dragons badly written role-playing game (or MMORPG). Everything is predictable from beginning to end.
@Sidious664 жыл бұрын
@@herheartbeats5727 kinda like how after Rey healed the giant worm thing it moved away from them and just so happened to knock down some rocks creating an opening for them to leave. I wonder what that reminds me of.... Totally none of the diablo games or anything.
@herheartbeats57274 жыл бұрын
@@Sidious66 Hehe right...all the thing reeks of childishly plotted quests in order to come to the predictable end. . And of course, no use/non-use, of Rey's powers will have irreversibly bad consequences.
@kenburns45473 жыл бұрын
Ja Ja: Maybe Palpatine WANTED her to find it. But why would Palpatine make the dagger in Sith-language, if he WANTED Rey to find him? And why just make it a "treasure map" to ANOTHER treasure-finder?
@normadgarmez70263 жыл бұрын
Luke: I can't seem to find that dagger, we've been looking everywhere for it. Lando: Let's keep looking and see where it is. Luke: I think we should give up and let someone else find it. Lando: Good idea Seriously Disney
@___Xander3 жыл бұрын
Original Trilogy - Beautiful, masterful, unique story telling based on past movie tropes Prequel Trilogy - A decent, dark, origin story to how the originals came to be Sequel Trilogy - kid friendly garbage with absolutely no substance and no care for past characters I really hope Disney learns from this mistake and avoids it in case they decide to do another trilogy, which I know they will because $$$.
@thefilmwatcher13023 жыл бұрын
Except what you describe the prequels to be is basically only what Revenge of the Sith was, because The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones sucked and are basically just kids’ movies now.
@MigIgg2 жыл бұрын
@@thefilmwatcher1302 The first two movies have a ton of flaws but I wouldn’t consider them terrible, if anything they are just ok.
@OrthoLou2 жыл бұрын
@@MigIgg I've always had love for the Phantom Menace; almost a closeted lover of it back when it was cool to hate on the prequels. AOTC I understand the criticisms but still find it enjoyable overall.
@glauberglousger6643 Жыл бұрын
@@thefilmwatcher1302 they’re dark, they have a stringent plot, and are decent overall for prequels Could they have not been so... eye-rolling at times, yes But at least it made sense, And that scene in Attack of the Clones where Palpatine stands watching all the clones and Star Destroyers rise, with the Empire’s theme, Is glorious, Also loved the slow exploration of more of the galaxy, even if nowadays it seems everyone dislikes that, Phantom Menace had some questionable stuff, but was a great introduction to the world, with some interesting worldbuilding You get from those two a massive amount of information, Slave trading, Podracing, So many species, the Sith, the Jedi Cloning, So many new worlds (even if nowadays no one likes stuff that isn’t relevant or could be cut out, like Dexters diner, but that’s just people not waiting for a buildup with less patience, I think) Political issues and exploration They’re possibly some of the best stories ever told in movie/book history Revenge of the Sith is more memorable, but overall, had less in comparison, It’s only got a few brief shots of worlds, a space battle, But the Personal conflict of Anakin, is so wonderful, the consequences memorable, It’s also got the aftermath like Jedi Temple and Wookieland, but it’s nothing compared to the ending finale, quite possibly one of the greatest fights, up there All three are objectively superior to the originals Even if the dialogue is a bit clunky to hear and watch, it’s quite realistic (which is also partly why it’s clunky) The sequels have more than the originals, but none of it is worth anything, so it’s why they’re worse The new Sequals that they’re making? Bad, the world’s completely broken, nothing can be done to fix it without stupidity being clearly visible
@thefilmwatcher1302 Жыл бұрын
@@glauberglousger6643 First, not to be pedantic, but this always annoys me. It’s “sequels”, not “sequals”. Just to get that out of the way. Second, what makes the prequels lackluster is the presentation. The worldbuilding and story is amazing; the buildup to the original trilogy status quo is great. (Most of) The characters are really cool, and Anakin was a really good protagonist played by a talented actor. The presentation is awful tho; the dialogue isn’t just flat; it’s wooden and lifeless, making the characters feel dry with their dry deliveries. There’s no energy or special tinge to the dialogue; it’s just flat out telling you what’s going to happen in the plot before it happens. The pacing is also kind of bad. The first Star Wars movie-not calling it A New Hope-accomplished in getting more known to the audience about the story and the world in 20 minutes than Phantom Menace did in an hour. And Phantom Menace is the better of the first two prequels; Attack of the Clones has a lot more examples of the awkward wooden/stilted dialogue. Worldbuilding is good, but you at least need a sense of progression if your movie is as flatly presented as Phantom Menace. Which, unlike AOTC, I don’t even think is a bad movie. It’s mid; it’s perfectly mid. Third, realism is not an excuse for clunky dialogue. Of course, even good dialogue that is very obviously overly scripted and rehearsed can also be a chore to watch (i.e. Dragon Ball Kai, the “manga-accurate” redub of Dragon Ball Z), but the prequels’ dialogue isn’t that good until Revenge of the Sith, which fixed basically all of the problems of the other two. If the dialogue is flatly delivered and/or makes the film boring and uninteresting to watch, it’s clunky. You can’t just excuse the clunky dialogue as realistic when you need good dialogue to keep people invested in the story you’re trying to tell. Fourth, I’ve never called Revenge of the Sith a bad movie. To me, it’s always been fantastic. Fifth, yeah, the sequels’ worldbuilding sucks in TFA. Just copies of planets from the prequels and originals that we never get any further insight into. The other two movies in the sequel trilogy at least had some interesting ideas for planets and let us see them on a deeper level.
@logicaldude36113 жыл бұрын
"She trains now?" "SHE TRAINS NOW!"
@Megatron_954 жыл бұрын
Oh, Emperor Palatine. Sorry that you had to be dragged into these films
@johnnyrico72284 жыл бұрын
Raised from the dead to be kicked...lol..the light side is ruthless..lol
@freakindamnshiki4 жыл бұрын
well it is poetic justice, Palpatine came back to finally kill the remaining Skywalkers and have his bloodline poach the entire name! he wins
@aurex89374 жыл бұрын
Ironic, isn't it?
@Megatron_954 жыл бұрын
@@freakindamnshiki true. And seeing as how Rey is a Palatine, her kids may follow in the path of the dark side if she were to have any
@krisjorstif4 жыл бұрын
I think his inclusion has to be one of the most jarring things they came up with. What the actual?
@doublep19804 жыл бұрын
So..... Palpi survived the Battle of Endor (how?!) ,went to a secret "Sith Homeworld" (that has been never mentionend before,neither in the EU nor the Disney canon),cloned Snoke and started building his new fleet of uber-Star Destroyers,who can blow up a planet each. Then he sends Snoke to gather the remaining Imperial forces and re-organise them into the "First Order". The "First Order" starts recruiting new soldiers, building a gigantic battle fleet and a huge new superweapon,the Starkiller base. They have no clue that Palps is still alive and behind them,despite beeing his fanatical followers and they sucessfully conquer almost all the Galaxy for him.Only after Kylo kills Snoke and takes control over the "First Order",Palpi reveals himself and his hidden battle fleet. Am I missing something here or does this don´t make any sense whatsover?! Why would you start building 2 separate armies/fleets,for the same purpose of conquering the Galaxy and not tell the 1 of the 2 that you are alive? Why waste ressources for the Strakiller Base,when you have an armada of planet-killing Star Destroyers,which is much better from a tactical standpoint? When was Palpi planning to reveal himself to the "First Order"? Also,if Leia was a fully trained Jedi,why didn´t she went out and started training new Jedis,after her brat turned Luke´s Jedi Academy into the Columbine high school? Even better,why didn´t she trained MaRey herself,right when she met her in Episode 7?!
@archstanton90734 жыл бұрын
The Sith homeworld was mentioned in the EU.
@zarthemad83864 жыл бұрын
@@archstanton9073 the siths planet is Korriban .... fuckers didnt even get that right.
@doublep19804 жыл бұрын
The Sith´s original homeworld was Korriban,later Vitiate relocated it to Dromund Kaas. Korriban´s location is well known,same with Dromund Kaas.
@zonamasekot20244 жыл бұрын
@@archstanton9073 The planet also appeared in one of the episodes of SW: Clone Wars. So, I think it's 100% canon, with full approval of Lucas
@FP1944 жыл бұрын
Because JJ likes to make it up as he goes
@slyaspie49343 жыл бұрын
"writing is hard isn't it JJ"🤣🤣🤣😂 "oh yes, I can definitely smell shite"
@pduidesign Жыл бұрын
I always found it funny how Palpatine told Kylo to “kill the girl” constantly in the beginning and middle and at the end he was like “I needed you alive and to come here all along”. Ughhh!!!
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache4 жыл бұрын
Remember when people argued: "JJ Abrams saved Star Wars from George Lucas & The Prequels" Yeah no
@heavymetalfitness20914 жыл бұрын
Just Some Guy without a Mustache Dude I see you everywhere. Ur usually lurking around the same fitness channels I watch
@frankfedison52034 жыл бұрын
Me neither
@zachkills44 жыл бұрын
I mean Damage Control from TLJ, only 1 movie, to be fair I understand why the movie is so messy, I don't agree with alot of the film though. Somehow the Prequels were completely redeemed.
@BryanBoytano4 жыл бұрын
satireknight weren’t that bad? what fkn drugs are u on m80
@briant72654 жыл бұрын
@@satireknight The prequels are Shakespeare next to this latrine explosion.
@Veka550M4 жыл бұрын
Disney bought a moneymaking machine and stuffed it with toilet paper and tampons.
@synapticflow4 жыл бұрын
and soy milk, pink wigs and estrogen pills
@JohnP.Conley-gt5ce4 жыл бұрын
MOSTLY TAMPONS---"VAGINA WARS" IS NEXT.
@XiahouJoe4 жыл бұрын
Just said the same to my wife a minute ago they had the golden goose and butchered it to sell the meat.
@ryans16234 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA awesome.
@ryans16234 жыл бұрын
@@JohnP.Conley-gt5ce Vagina wars hahahahah awesome again
@nikkimouseclubhouse Жыл бұрын
The Rise of Skywalker made me strengthen my bond and love for the prequels and original trilogy. Everything about this epic 'finale' is like a cruel, drawn out torture for everyone involved and everyone watching.
@kenshema11742 жыл бұрын
“Nahhh, it’ll be fine” is the equivalent of “super easy, barely an inconvenience” on Pitch Meeting
@ChimpFromSpace4 жыл бұрын
Rey mastered everything instantly, except the ancient Jedi master technique of breathing through your nose.
@AdioAurel4 жыл бұрын
... and not being permanently annoying
@bendover26844 жыл бұрын
StarWars Fans are mouthbreathers she's relatable
@jasonezekiel32504 жыл бұрын
nope, she learned that from her old slave master ;) lol
@jasonezekiel32504 жыл бұрын
@@bendover2684 DISNEY Star wars fans are mouthbreathers, Lucas Star Wars fans are mostly intellectual and THINK about plot lines, we have a PLETHORA of books and Fan films to attest to that.
@Idazmi74 жыл бұрын
@@jasonezekiel3250 Exactly.
@mrnicktoyou4 жыл бұрын
Disney should give the filmmakers a budget of $50 million and tell them to make the next movie. That will force the director to concentrate on the story instead of the special effects.
@brennenspice60984 жыл бұрын
The issues are bigger than that
@napoleon41534 жыл бұрын
@@brennenspice6098 some fan made short film only budget atleast 10 thousand dollars but cooler then this...
@FireF1y6444 жыл бұрын
@@napoleon4153 but they are shorter also. And if you want AAA quality special effetcs from ILM, famous actors etc, you already need a lot of money
@TaoScribble4 жыл бұрын
All the special effects and famous actors in the world can't save a crummy script and story.
@danfuerthgillis44834 жыл бұрын
No offence these packaged vfx look like shit compared to the 1990's. The digital cameras used during the CGI sequences show impossible angles and heights which ruins the illusion.
@3_Michael_3 жыл бұрын
Just can’t believe this whole trilogy occurred over the course of like a year since the first 2 movies were literally back to back occurring over the course of a weekend basically
@paulcheney36368 ай бұрын
Adam Drivers best move was putting all this behind him.
@heelmoxley3657 ай бұрын
I hate the sequels but I love him.
@manuelarturog4 жыл бұрын
"Disney is the worst thing to happen to Star Wars since the Holiday Special", that was gold LOL.
@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj94574 жыл бұрын
I got instant PTSD, when he said that.
@jessemathes51264 жыл бұрын
Don't do that to the Holiday Special. At least the special's got Bea Arthur in it.
@Mgkm154 жыл бұрын
Jesse Mathes lol
@khfan4life3654 жыл бұрын
The Holiday Special is cute in that acid trip sort of way. The Disney trilogy is just bad in a kidney stone sort of way.
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
Disney is like the masturbating Wookie from The Holiday Special.
@Sammo2124 жыл бұрын
FYI, force healing has been around for a long time too but its supposed to be incredibly rare AND extremely difficult...so of course Rey can just do it now.
@sandraday69554 жыл бұрын
and it is hinted it is on the dark side of the force probably because to return life you have to steal it from somewhere.
@forsakenvipoerx90774 жыл бұрын
@@sandraday6955 Kotor has it as a light side ability. I'd say the Sith equivalent of that ability is to move life from one thing to another. (sith can swap bodies so, i'd say a dark version of force heal is very possible.)
@ryanmarr52434 жыл бұрын
@@forsakenvipoerx9077 pretty sure the sith equivalent of force heal was force drain but it was never shown draining ones own life to heal someone else. Like a sith would ever do something like that.
@forsakenvipoerx90774 жыл бұрын
@@ryanmarr5243 i was referring to that.
@ryanmarr52434 жыл бұрын
@@forsakenvipoerx9077 Still would've required great study/practice. Not "Hey it's my first time performing any kind of surgery but lets try and replace this guys heart before he passes."
@nevernowhere39353 жыл бұрын
The emperor using a sith fleet to attack the republic as a diversion while building a secret massive fleet in unknown space? THEY JUST USED THE PLOT OF THE OLD REPUBLIC!!
@thekiller79943 жыл бұрын
Wow! That’s so original
@TheGoodLuc2 жыл бұрын
Dark Empire comic from Legends, even more so.
@Volcarion Жыл бұрын
To be fair to the Holiday Special, at least it set up a truly horrifying moment in the novel "Death Troopers", where Chewbaca hallucinates eating his child with his family.
@UltraKryptonian4 жыл бұрын
Disney “Star Wars” is dead to me.
@PlainsPup4 жыл бұрын
Star Woke is not canon, as far as I’m concerned. Last Jedi was a massive poke in the eye, so I’m not giving them any money to see this one. These spoilers are all I need.
@Singularity20394 жыл бұрын
I will pirate it only to see the special fx "pew pew" .. I like that stuff visually. But the story is shite and I will never accept it as canon to the universe.
@jamessunderland74354 жыл бұрын
@@Singularity2039 It doesnt even make a good popcorn flick. I smoked 2 joints before the movie, completely switched my brain off and still couldnt enjoy this movie.
@dannypalin95834 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid, I loved Disney. It's heartbreaking to grow up and see them as a sterile, bland, corrupt company.
@tysargent96474 жыл бұрын
If only they could create something that would appeal to the fans of the Disney classics.
@wayfarerzen33934 жыл бұрын
Disney as a company was never good or benevolent as far as I can tell. Though, certainly even moreso sterile and bland and corrupt in recent decades. What you should love are the incredible works of art its creative teams produced when given good direction, oftentimes in spite of whatever politics are going on in the higher circles. It helps to separate one from the other.
@30AndHatingIt4 жыл бұрын
Looking back, Disney had a real bad habit of killing the parents off in their films. Seriously, tally it up.
@olavpettersen94654 жыл бұрын
The Disney-family had to sell out to Jews in the 80s. That was the beginning of the end of The Walt Disney Company.
@death-king18344 жыл бұрын
I pretty much only care for their animated content from Snow White to most of the stuff up to Tangled. But the company in itself represents the absolute worst of evil super power corporations. Old Walt would be spinning in his damn grave.
@CrownMe132 жыл бұрын
Never thought I would find a KZfaq channel funnier than Pitch Meeting but here we are!
@SkywalkerSamadhi2 жыл бұрын
Somewhere around an hour and a half in my wife leaned over and asked me to clarify what was going on and I whispered "they're looking for a guy who can reset C3PO so that he can decipher the writing on the knife so that they can find the location to the planet where they can find the way finder so they can find the way to get to the planet where they can find Palpatine".. She just kind of looked at me for a moment and I said " yeah, its fucking stupid" and swear to god the guy who was sitting next to us that I didn't know from Adam said "real fucking stupid".. and we just laughed cause we didn't think it could get any worse. And then we got to the part where all the First/Final Order or Whatever ships all needed to be linked to a central beacon tower so they could get out of the atmosphere, which is just going fucking up, and we just lost it. Another couple in front of us turned around and we all sat through the last 10 minutes of the big battle laughing our asses off about how fucking stupid thks was that the ships couldn't go up without a beacon, that they at one point transferred to one of the ships so the other ships could follow that one up, but how that one knew which way was up, I don't fucking know.. Unless they just looked out of the window, saw the ground, and then just went the other way.. But apparently JJ didn't think of that one. 🖕🖕🖕 Fuck Off Film!! (And those thousand hours of EFAP are fucking gold by the by)
@person82034 жыл бұрын
it felt like the pacing was purposely fast so you didn't have a chance to question the massive plot holes and daft writing
@claude-alexandretrudeau18304 жыл бұрын
JJ used Michael Bay's method, but it only works if you also saturate the screen with explosions all the time. Also also, everything must be teal and orange. Amateur.
@ThisIsBigDuke64 жыл бұрын
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@betomoraoce4 жыл бұрын
So people go again to the theater and buy another ticket in order to try to understand wtf just happened
@bodieofci54184 жыл бұрын
So just like JJ's Star Trek movies then.
@pancho22354 жыл бұрын
Yea bc jj hated tlj so he used the first 45 mins to trash n make it look like tlj never existed
@oz77994 жыл бұрын
"I used to think Star Wars was a tragedy, but now I realize it is a comedy."
@Heylon13134 жыл бұрын
@Maxx Kroes you wouldn't get it
@CobraKaiNoMercy4 жыл бұрын
Well well quoting great movies are we? 😁
@rowleyjefferson72544 жыл бұрын
@@CobraKaiNoMercy Ooh mooey mooey I love you!
@captc0ck5lap6011 ай бұрын
1:41 I recently found out that Carey Fisher was absolutely coked up whilst filming the SWHS. She had to snort her way out of her trailer every morning through a solid wall of pure Colombian snow just to make it through the day. In some scenes you can tell she's out of her mind and glassy eyed, which is hilarious. So was Mark Hamel but he'd not long recovered from a major car accident.
@neverbeganforme5 ай бұрын
They had that good shit back then. Damn.
@patrickhenderson49263 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for clearly articulating what I felt so strongly. You are brilliant!
@ryankelley51603 жыл бұрын
When Disney's Hercules has better character development than 90% of Hollywood's big budget films 23 yrs later.
@Ann-kv3yb3 жыл бұрын
Bearing in mind how far from accurate the Hercules movie is to its own source material too, and compared to whatever the heck is this excuse for a Star Wars movie...yeeeeeeesh Edit: I still can't believe that the lady who greenlit and re-edited what this trash is now is supposed to be *the same lady whose production company brought us the Bourne Trilogy* Oh what a fall from grace this is.
@SteveSmith-ty8ko3 жыл бұрын
Ann Look at it this way, there was probably a bunch of more qualified/talented people who took the reigns of that trilogy. I highly doubt she was heavily involved in the creative processes of the successful films she’s been apart of. (And that includes all the films where she first found work, under George and Spielburg.)
@Ann-kv3yb3 жыл бұрын
@@SteveSmith-ty8ko I agree completely! I'm simply disappointed at the regression of quality in the projects she has, at the very least, touched upon. And be that as it may, she may consider the trilogy to be another trophy in her collection simply due to her name being attached to it (and thankfully having little influence, if her more recent track record is anything to go off of), and that I find that to be a very low blow if it is true.
@Dime_time3333 жыл бұрын
Guess you....just watched Hercules again huh? Loves james woods as Hades
@palaiologos44413 жыл бұрын
@@Ann-kv3yb Hence why *everyone* in Greece despises this movie (probably includes the actors behind Greek dub who probably did it because they were contractually and governmentally obliged to) A live-action remake of Disney's Hercules would probably be the most hated thing in Greece
@tonydumbty70034 жыл бұрын
Palpatine is now deader than before, but he'll be fine.
@zorro4564 жыл бұрын
I'LL BE BACK!
@SennaHawx4 жыл бұрын
"Unfortunately I was killed....BUT I SURVIVED!"
@mutoprime66414 жыл бұрын
It was good to hear him say DEW IT though
@TheRealBruceWayne014 жыл бұрын
Nope he is definately dead now because a woman killed him this time and not a man.
@portalj4 жыл бұрын
Bruce Wayne True Forgot that’s how reality worked.
@antonystallings23172 жыл бұрын
I laugh when people say Rey isn’t Mary Sue
@nikitataranik315210 ай бұрын
Love the fact that as they’re discussing that ol’ palps returned, it’s night. Next time we see our characters it’s morning. Implying they spent like 5 out of their 14 total hours doing absolutely nothing.
@darthportus4 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why didn't they kept Korriban as the Sith homeworld. I mean did they piss the fans on purpose or something ?
@big_sexy1234 жыл бұрын
Because jj Abrams doesnt bother to do any fucking research and just makes shit up. He is one of the worst directors that has ever lived. He has zero vision in any of his movies and is a complete sell out.
@JoshuaKevinPerry4 жыл бұрын
Yes. Were the first 2 films not obvious enough?
@PenTheMighty4 жыл бұрын
Because anything that was created by Lucas or is a part of the expanded EU means that Disney has to pay royalties. That's the real reason they threw out the old canon. It's why C3P0 had a red arm in the first movie and the falcon looked slightly different. These weren't creative changes but financial ones. It's why we have tons of planets being introduced that are functionally the same as the originals but have different names and have been subtlety changed. It's always been about money. The wokeness is just an excuse for Disney to screw Lucas out of as much money as possible. It's also why they threw out everything he suggested, because he'd have to get paid for all of his ideas. It's why every director and writer got rotated out; everything they suggested was too close to Lucas-era stuff. Wokeness is just a political excuse for Disney being greedy fucks; and it creates an environment where those who bitch about the changes get lambasted by the media, keeping Disney's little secret under wraps. They never cared about the franchise or maintaining its integrity, because integrity would have cost them millions.
@markusb37124 жыл бұрын
@@PenTheMighty The odd thing tho is that through SWTCW, Korriban has been officially been made into cannon by the name of Moriban, and oddly enough Darth Bane as well. In other words, Disney is forgetting about their own cannon!
@dave3410004 жыл бұрын
When it came up during the film, I was like know this :D and then I was left a bit gutted when it wasn't Korriban :/
@hoosieryank67314 жыл бұрын
My wife laughed at me when I went to see '1917' instead of this.
@Budgettechbro4 жыл бұрын
hoosieryank67 oh trust me 1927 was a way better film
@_V.Va_4 жыл бұрын
Who's laughin' now?
@nra3zehuti7814 жыл бұрын
DIVORCE HER
@CPS24 жыл бұрын
@@Budgettechbro Is 1927 the sequel?
@indycarlegion4 жыл бұрын
I had that same choice, and I chose wrong.
@grimnartusk265 Жыл бұрын
Maz sort of reminds me of the doctor in Andor, the one that was tasked to heal their teammate that got crushed by the crates lol. That surgeon looked JUST like her in the face.
@Clown_Wizard Жыл бұрын
“She’s hanging out on a jungle planet with CGI Leia doing Jedi training. Not Luke of course. Leia. Because we can’t have a woman taking instructions from a man in 2019 now, can we?!” Plinkett walked so this beauty drunken Scot could run!
@thorboysen33184 жыл бұрын
How is it possible that 30 minutes of "The Mandalorian" are more interesting and fun than almost 8 hours of the sequel trilogy??? I don't know what Kathleen Kennedy thinks but under normal circumstances she must hate the success of "The Mandalorian"! But i think she would never admit that in public! George Lucas was a couple of times on the set of The Mandalorian! So he seems to care and like the show! Jon Favreau admitted that he took a lot of George Lucas' ideas and used them in "The Mandalorian"! I bet KK was pissed about that...!
@EntrEsprit4 жыл бұрын
true,honestly i enjoyed and had more impressions from episode 7 of Mandalorian than the entire Rise of Skywalker movie
@fantasticmrnox4 жыл бұрын
Doubt KK has no say whats going on with the Mandalorian otherwise we will be getting a majority of woke episodes. Which is also why the woke are pissed off with the lack of gender politics in it as theyve been crying for lack of women roles and mando isnt a women
@marSLaZZ664 жыл бұрын
in french KK sounds like "caca" wich means "poo-poo"!!!💩 ...it fits her so well! Fuck off, film!! 😂🤣
@curadhanpowell50074 жыл бұрын
Could not disagree more. Mandalorian is really good but at the end of the day it is a TV show and therefore I cannot be as good as these films because TV shows just aren’t nearly as grand in scale and we need grand scale.
@danielwright77104 жыл бұрын
The sequel trilogy violated the core tenants of good storytelling. Not only did they need an outline drawn up of all the integral plot points of every installment with clear definable purposes of all principle characters, but they had to know what happened to the core original trilogy characters in the 30 years between Return of the Jedi and The Force Awakens, so when you introduce them back into the story once you properly introduce all the principal new characters first of course, you show how much they changed to such a drastic degree that the moviegoer wonders:"what the fuck happened to you since last I saw you!" Not only that, you have the story take place in once familiar locales, such as Coruscant or Kasykk (I know I'm spelling that wrong, it's the Wookie homeworld) and show it in a drastic new light. You want to leave the audience wondering the how and why and create tension, while slowly filling in the blank spaces. These films did none of this, in favor of nostalgia in place of good storytelling and allowing organic and believable progression without repeating the same shit over and over again.
@RGC-gn2nm4 жыл бұрын
They broke the Force and my spirit with this movie. I have not consumed alcohol in 20 years but am really craving a Peat Scotch right now.
@SarahBright4 жыл бұрын
Don't, it's not worth it.
@vtogvblog4 жыл бұрын
Don't do it, you got this. Also, fuck this movie.
@vtogvblog4 жыл бұрын
@Hank Hill Oh I am, I'm just saying he shouldn't.
@dominicjohn49164 жыл бұрын
Don't do it bro! Don't fall to the dark side. Cheer yourself up by watching the eternal twins montages
@BillGunslinger4 жыл бұрын
Don't do that man We have episodes I - VI to watch again and lov Don't start doing alcohol because of bad movies made by people who don't understand Star Wars. I too have a no alcohol rule, I vowed to never drink in my life. Don't break you rule because of Disney. Be strong with the force.
@davidbellamy26123 жыл бұрын
I remember watching 'Super 8' and being shocked that the dialogue/behavior of the adults was as child-like as that of the young children. I thought then that J.J wasn't very good at film-making and that he was probably a very bright geek who had not done a lot of adult things in his life. Immense enthusiasm isn't a skill and one gets the impression that is all J.J really has.
@Boxinaboxwithinanotherbox3 жыл бұрын
When I first saw this I actually didn't have any suspicions on who the spy was. I figured it was either a new character they were going to introduce, or it would be someone I had seen before but couldn't care less.
@williamarmendariz96454 жыл бұрын
There is side quests in Skyrim that have a better story than the last Jedi
@SeaJay_Oceans4 жыл бұрын
The Jedi need to hear this to save their souls: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oL2hbLOLxLamXWQ.html
@arenkai4 жыл бұрын
and we all know Skyrim's writing is abysmal...
@MrNickPresley4 жыл бұрын
I swear, I'm gonna force choke a bitch if I have to hear another sermon about Talos.
@simonfrederiksen1044 жыл бұрын
Thanks, laughed hard.
@derekmiller27704 жыл бұрын
Adrock 99 Exept maybe Blood On the Ice, that quest was almost as broken as star wars lol
@robertfeldmann5424 жыл бұрын
the desire to see part two is stronger than the desire to see the film
@gordonpromish92184 жыл бұрын
oooo that's a BINGO!
@chickenbonelives4 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@wall-e71794 жыл бұрын
@Stesilaus 😂😂😂 It's was a popular Scottish sketch show called Chewin' the Fat. You can see episodes on KZfaq.
@SumDumGy_formerly_Tim_Walden4 жыл бұрын
There’s desire to see the film? :/
@Muck0064 жыл бұрын
@Stesilaus Somewhere in here: kzfaq.info/sun/PLCQa4oxkXkMORKDVUGQZzMtB_xp-3tK1F
@thatfastrunner6478 Жыл бұрын
Saving this video for later when I need a fun drinking game
@ginghinaandrei50133 жыл бұрын
1:01 Drinker starts reminding me of Shakespeare. 1:05 Drinker starts citing Shakespeare's Macbeth
@JerBuster773 жыл бұрын
Luke had to go to a dark swamp planet to master his jedi training. Rey just basically closed her eyes, went all "I know kung fu" on the force and suddenly knows every jedi trick in the book. Yeah...this was bad.
@logicaldude36113 жыл бұрын
It's funny that they TRIED to fix one of the biggest criticism's of her character, which was that she never really trained at all. But they already made her so overpowered that by the time this movie comes around you're like, "Wait, SHE TRAINS NOW? Why?"
@scratchy9962 жыл бұрын
@@logicaldude3611 Exactly ! First she knows everything, and it's a mystery why she's so strong, it is hinted her parents might have something to do with it. Then the second director guy says :" Screw that, the Force is female !" Then we find out she was genetically engineered by Palpatine, that's why she is ...aaand she's training now.
@TheJarman92 жыл бұрын
There was no tension after she bested Ren in the first movie. It’s like they don’t know story telling basics
@M60A32 жыл бұрын
She obviously bought lootboxes
@kainashhsu2 жыл бұрын
She’s obviously pay to win duh
@TueSorensen4 жыл бұрын
Nothing in this movie makes sense.
@mmrsoxnation54 жыл бұрын
Wait you mean a sci-fi movie about laser sword weilding ninjas who have telepathic powers doesn't make sense to you? I love the uber nerds who have rules to what makes sense and what doesn't... in a sci-fi movie. This was the most enjoyable star wars movie since the originals.
@lordvader25994 жыл бұрын
MM Dizzle Speak for yourself. This movie was the biggest turd. Absolute garbage as well as the other movies Disney has had their hands on.
@user-lq2nu6cn7y4 жыл бұрын
@@mmrsoxnation5 Being a sci fi/fantasy does mean they can be creative with the world they build, but it doesn't mean that it can ignore their own continuity. Being realistic and being believable is different.
@augustoluis68884 жыл бұрын
@@mmrsoxnation5 How did you manage to destroy your public image before the internet?
@LeBronJames-StatPadderMan4 жыл бұрын
@@mmrsoxnation5 Someone is salty that their trash movie is getting flamed lmao.
@gcs78174 ай бұрын
I never get tired of hearing this analysis
@Fimbulvinter192 жыл бұрын
The dagger lines up perfectly with the wreckage of the Death Star. Meaning that when he had it made, Palpatine had to already know the layout of the wreckage. Which means that he knew that it would be destroyed. So he knew that the Empire would loose the Battle of Endor; and that Vader would turn against him there. Way to remove all agency from everyone in RotJ. Now, instead of being the overconfident leader who is betrayed by his servant after Luke is able to redeem Vader back to the light, Now Palpatine, Vader and Luke are all just puppets on strings going through the motions in order to make everything line up to reach this point. Piss right off, Film
@ChatBot13374 жыл бұрын
40 years and Palpatine won.. thanks Kathy.
@DeadPizza4 жыл бұрын
@DejaVoodooDoll kathy hired them
@zombiefinatic70334 жыл бұрын
@DejaVoodooDoll Yes ""white guys"" well one of them is
@kevintanza69684 жыл бұрын
@DejaVoodooDoll Leave the pathetic racism and try to discuss like an adult.
@robdonut664 жыл бұрын
@DejaVoodooDoll what does that have to do with anything? So, this was not Disney and Kathleen's debacle, this was all whitey's fault?
@idktbh214 жыл бұрын
DejaVoodooDoll Why the hell do you have to emphasize that they’re white? Like you’re obviously holding some passive aggressiveness against white men.
@joeyginise60514 жыл бұрын
Rey is not a Jedi. She resorted to anger for power. Only Sith do that.
@Idazmi74 жыл бұрын
Exactly. But watch out: here comes the idiots that will say she's the "Balance" of the Force and uses both Light and Dark or some other nonsense.
@JOhnDoe-nl4wj4 жыл бұрын
@@Idazmi7 It's in the movie you nab. She's not a Jedi, she doesn't follow the code. She's not a a sith, not following the sith code. Literally buries jedi lightsabers and pulls a yellow lightsaber (known in cannon for grey jedi aka we use the force not light or dark side).
@Idazmi74 жыл бұрын
@@JOhnDoe-nl4wj _"It's in the movie you nab. She's not a Jedi, she doesn't follow the code. She's not a a sith, not following the sith code. Literally buries jedi lightsabers and pulls a yellow lightsaber (known in cannon for grey jedi aka we use the force not light or dark side)."_ Don't you mean *_purple?_* Like Mace Windu's? That, and the movie never says she's using the Dark Side and directly treats her as a Jedi... because the writers are dumb.
@freedomfightre4 жыл бұрын
Uhh, and Mace Windu. Do your research. Or hate it. I didn't write it.
@JOhnDoe-nl4wj4 жыл бұрын
@@Idazmi7 No, green and red combined is yellow. Grey jedi don't distinguish between light and dark. Force is force for them.
@stuffylamb34203 жыл бұрын
14:05 - I was stunned in the theater when Kylo just got out of the wreck lmao. I couldn't believe it. The only thing dumber was Leia going full superman
@harrambou94682 жыл бұрын
Nah Leia floating through space was passable next to this
@davidsmith-hb1jx Жыл бұрын
I literally had to stop this review several times because i was laughing so hard.
@ShellShock7944 жыл бұрын
Wait, they seriously brought back Palpatine? I thought people were joking...
@JoshuaKevinPerry4 жыл бұрын
Not only that. His granddaughter changes her name to Skywalker. Ensuring his line will continue and all crimes covered up
@conservativedemocracyenjoyer4 жыл бұрын
Well he did come back twice in the old canon, but that whole ordeal was actually explained and given backstory
@liamthomas46034 жыл бұрын
You also didn't hear that they're bringing back Count Dooku with his head and hands "force healed" back on?
@OptimisticCynic7154 жыл бұрын
I heard everyone died and came back to life 4 or 5 times in this movie.
@ZapDash4 жыл бұрын
@@OptimisticCynic715 And then they all kissed and got SUPER PREGNANT!
@ShadQuakeFix4 жыл бұрын
Nothin like destroying an entire franchise
@Christrulesall24 жыл бұрын
Fuck off disney!!
@JesusFriedChrist4 жыл бұрын
Progressivism Poisons Everything
@Gunnar0014 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hqt5gtd6lrSxgZc.html
@claude-alexandretrudeau18304 жыл бұрын
So, they spent 5 billion dollars just to watch it burn.
@orsondorange54134 жыл бұрын
The last Jedi destroyed the original trilogy and this movie finished it off
@ScoundrelSFB5 ай бұрын
I was already pissed off I had to watch this movie. Put it off for 4 years. And by God what a experience. The part that is infuriating to me was wiping C-3PO mind to read the dagger, hours later he bumps in to R2D2, restores his memory, he gives the group information, and *NOBODY* was shocked or phased he got his memory back. No questions. Only good part was Palpatine electrocuting the fleet. F this movie.
@heelmoxley3657 ай бұрын
The decline of something that we once loved should be tragic. But it’s funny af too. And this guy gets that.😂
@MrJay1974094 жыл бұрын
The Rise of Mary Sue.
@timkunk34984 жыл бұрын
No the fall of mary suuuuuuuE suuuuuuE pig, pig, pig.
@gryf924 жыл бұрын
Episode VII ended the trilogy Episode IX ended the franchise
@LordCaedus-bl7wi4 жыл бұрын
I’m just glad a lot of people also agree with what I’ve been saying the last four years
@jakegraham37584 жыл бұрын
Yea the movie in the multi billion dollar franchise that most definitely gross like 1.5 billion dollars ended the 40 something year old franchise. Sure, I’m sure it will.
@bobsyruncle66834 жыл бұрын
The Fandom Menace ended Disney's and their shill's astro turf.
@brendanbelman8934 жыл бұрын
Just like how people said the prequels did
@LordCaedus-bl7wi4 жыл бұрын
Jake Graham fuck off graham you’re not even a Star Wars fan just a social media cretin troll
@ibtgb23 жыл бұрын
I love that he’s just dropping Shakespeare quotes with no mention of it haha
@unit38421 Жыл бұрын
"Every time I describe something in this plot that sounds totally incongrues or contrive or just plain dumb, take a shot with me…”. I finally figured out why he sounds wasted when he talks about Star Wars ever since he reviewed The Last Jedi.
@Agooo134314 жыл бұрын
If Leia could train Rey, why in TLJ did Rey leave Leia to go find Luke?
@deatheven134 жыл бұрын
cause they spent the force awakens getting a macguffin to go find him
@chirho1004 жыл бұрын
Better yet, why didn’t Leia, also Astro project and kill the laser ram thing, while Luke took care of the rest?
@Volkbrecht4 жыл бұрын
@@deatheven13 Ugh, I remember that one. A missing part in a 3D(!)-map. I'd almost left the theatre at that point. I mean, you can't really expect anything good from anyone who thinks that is a logical plot device. For some reason that didn't get much attention, but in terms of logic mistakes to me it was just as bad as the Holdo-maneuver.
@MyRickyjoe4 жыл бұрын
Don't go there man, it's quicksand.
@chrismusix56694 жыл бұрын
You're thinking logically. STOP THAT!
@ThCp__4 жыл бұрын
The better parts of the movie were those where Rey was not present. Also, when she was trying to reach the wreck of the Death Star I was expecting her to part the seas like Moses. So disappointed she didn't.
@blatherama4 жыл бұрын
That would have made more sense than a girl raised on a desert planet being able to sail a skiff in rough seas.
@ThCp__4 жыл бұрын
@@blatherama true, but at this point I just take as a given that she won't have trouble doing anything ever. Except hitting the training ball at the start, which seems to be a more dangerous opponent than kylo ever was.
@blatherama4 жыл бұрын
@@ThCp__ LOL. Palpatine should have sent training balls after her rather than Sith troopers and force lightning.
@AlucardTheFuckMotheringVampire4 жыл бұрын
Dude I thought she was gonna walk on it
@stephaniemitchell85094 жыл бұрын
@@AlucardTheFuckMotheringVampire I totally expected to see her walking on the water too. My gut was clenched in anticipation for the cringe! xD
@michaelwong70732 жыл бұрын
9:07. Funny as hell!
@marcoslaureano55622 жыл бұрын
The Dr. Weir scream when Rose Tico's face appeared on screen literally made me spit out my Sprite lmao!!!!
@mangotango81154 жыл бұрын
Remember when Yoda himself went to the sith homeworld in Clone Wars? And it was really easy? And everyone knew about it? And it wasn't this place?
@bemotivated84433 жыл бұрын
Don’t compare that great arc to this trash movie
@iananderson6063 жыл бұрын
The actual, established for more than a decade before this diarrhea of a movie sith home world, is Coraban.
@buek143 жыл бұрын
Yup. Actually the Sith already have 3 major planets. Korriban/Moraband, Malachor, Dromund Kaas. Yet this shithole of a trilogy doesn't even mention them.
@user-xx6vy9ri8p3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't tell that was easy...I think no one but him could survive there.
@ahumanname77913 жыл бұрын
@@buek14 Isn't Ziost also one or am I losing it?
@OcarinaSapphr-4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t want to risk alcohol poisoning, so I took a shot of water every time something incongruous or dumb happened... & I drowned...
@insensitive9192 жыл бұрын
F in peace.
@absanchez7772 жыл бұрын
Don't worry I did the drinking challenge. And fuck me it's just autocotrect fixing my shit at this point got I had to pause so I can keep up with the drinking because the fuck ups are just back to fucking back
@liammcnulty19872 жыл бұрын
F
@larrymenconi52872 жыл бұрын
Lolololol ....permission to use that
@zacharyloiselle734 Жыл бұрын
F
@Io-Io-Io2 жыл бұрын
You created yourself a lovely stage persona with this. Really good and refreshing. The issues you’re discussing I have been pointing out for decades already, as countless others did too👍. About time someone with a bit of a wider reach took out the virtual megaphone :)👍