Too bad they didn’t go past Rule 34 because they missed Rule 63: “For every fictional character, there exists a gender-swapped counterpart of that character”

5:06 "This is true" 31:57 "That is true" 39:06 "This is true" 45:33 "It's true. It is true."

Ethan's slow turn to Sean and then immediate laugh is friendship at it's finest

A way to keep audio only listeners in on the Toepisode is to refer to each other as “Toe Ethan” and “Toe Sean”

listening to this makes me laugh in public while im walking makin me look like a psycho laughing by myself, thanks guys

gotta love brain leak sending its entire community into an existential crises

Sean's existential crisis over death is literally me. Nothing frightens me more than the nothingness

The y2k thing was a real concern with computers getting confused going from 99 to 00. Nothing happened because thousands of people around the world spent a ton of time leading up to y2k making sure the computers were actually ready for it. It's not that it was never an actual issue. It was just handled in time.

i love it when my fav creators drop videos during my late night pastry shifts. bless yall

I’m with Ethan with wearing socks unless showering or around water.

I feel Sean's crisis over dying and not having your consciousness to understand that thing so much. I actually talked to both my therapists about that and both of them told me that it would be better for me to believe in something. Doesn't matter what but just that something happens after death, so I don't think about it until I feel so sick I throw up. I kinda envy people that believe in some sort of afterlife.

Ethan not knowing what /b/ is makes the rules even funnier

My boyfriend is a plumber, my uncle is an electrician, my brother-in-law does carpentry and my dad used to work in IT. My family is just collecting useful skills so that we never have to hire anyone ever again 😂

i always value seans opinion when it comes to movies cause he tends to have very good taste but WTF YOU DONT LIKE BABY DRIVER?!

I have picked up the Seánism of saying “Don’t mind if I yes” 😂

I get not wanting to inconvenience people, but telling your server there's a mistake with your order is so much more productive than telling them everything is fine and leaving no tip

The new SAW movie is going to be Sean as jigsaw and Ethan trying to escape peanut butter death traps 😂🤣

Ethan not knowing what /b/ is shows how innocent he is

Ethan's experiences at restaurants at 50:40 are so real 🥲 I really wish more places had actual allergy protocols - it's so important!

It's nice to know that Sean and I apparently share that feeling of laying awake at night thinking about my consciousness ceasing to be.

These 2 not knowing the rules came from 4chan... So innocent. So pure.

Another day, another leak. Welcome early leakers! Hope you're ready to leak-in for today's leaker-leakisode

Had a bad brain day today where I kept going back to bad memories, but listening to you guys giggling about stupid stuff helped me get through work. Thanks guys!

Fun fact whenever your brain registers pain, it releases endorphins to counteract the pain. Hence why pain can feel pleasurable.

It's funny to hear Ethan talk about Dec. 12th 2012 cause that day I was in my fourth grade class and everyone was losing their minds in excitement cause it was 12:12pm on 12/12/12 and it would be the last time all the numbers would line up perfectly like that (at least not for an incredibly long time)

3am Finals grind with Sean and Ethan?? Yes, of course, thank you very much.

56:33 "You have no consciousness to think about the fact that your consciousness is gone" Then that's just a reason to not worry about your own death (if there's no afterlife, that is). As the Stoic philosopher Epicurus said, "Death is nothing to us, since when we exist, death is not present, and when death is present, then we do not exist". 57:14 "Sometimes I get sad because, someday I'll be gone, but things will be happening" Think about it this way: you've already missed out on a lot before you were born. Also, no one knows if the future will be necessarily better than it is now, so maybe dying before really bad things happen can actually be a good deal.

I can't believe they didn't know the rules of the internet. These were everywhere in, like, 2006-2008

Ethan "im not into feet" getting so hyped for the "toepisode"

I love that you two talk about nothing in particular. You always make me laugh! Stay leaky!!

I know being as big as y'all have gotten kinda removes you from the audience that supports your platform, and I get that neither of you will see this, but I'm sure if parallel universes exist, there's a universe where I've kicked it at a pub with y'all and I'm just really happy for that version of me! Eef, you're such a wonderful unique human and your creativity and ability to create such expressionate content is such a wonderful privilege to see! Your legendary role in Unus Annus, your incredible win of creator clash, your INCREDIBLY smooth and successful rebranding, you're such a gift to the platform and your name is among the biggest in the industry! I'm sure SO many content creators are envious and in awe of the creation of that incredible year of creativity and content (and one of the most impressive displays of TRUE art that will be immortalized forever) And you gorgeous potato man Sean, I was there in the beginning watching Happy Wheels religiously and seeing the amazing things you've done, (Thanksmas, your INCREDIBLE interviews, an acting career and your multi stint in voice acting and AMAZING exposure for indie devz) has NEVER ceased to blow my mind! You are both loved And cherished! Thank you for existing!

There's no possible better thing to do at 1.27am then listening to an entire episode 9f brain leak while interlocking my grippers

Awesome job Ethan and jack with the podcast like HAPPY WHEELS

I wear socks and slippers like they're an extension of my feet 😂😂 I really can't go barefoot 😭

Jack became one of my favorite people here. I’m sitting in my sim rig listening to this and it’s so cool to see a content creator that doesn’t specialize in sim racing to actually get into it. iRacing is so much fun once you get it. My rig is a F-GT chassis with a Moza R9 wheelbase with SR-P pedals and the Moza gearshift aswell. Can’t afford motion rig stuff so I’ve just got an Hf8 haptic feedback pad and a buttkicker mini for bigger impacts, got sucked in a couple years ago and now I have too much money put into it

Thanks night shift for making me an early leaker 😂

The convo at 4:35 really reminds me of the pinky debacle with the grumps 😂

Ethan’s reaction time not being fast enough to honk is so me 😭 I never honk when I should!

Want more guests, I have fond memories of Jacksepticeye seeing him cross over with his old idols makes me happy

y’all, wit a scooby snack and some snacks this ep actually made me lol

y'all's chaotic rants n rambles are like a fine soda. i don't like wine so you get to be soda

57:37 SEAN! You reminded me of a disappointment I had long forgotten. Now I'm absolutely shattered inside. We're missing out, and we have no idea what we're even missing out on. Graphics. Mechanics. Sounds. 😭

49:08 that’s when you play your La Cucaracha horn, so they definitely look up, pay attention, and then realize the light is green and pull off by the time the melody is over. You don’t have to be like “aw did they hear me?” Naw they definitely heard by a few notes in

just as i was looking for something to fall asleep to. thanks boys

I’ve once interlocked toes with a friend at a sleepover (either it was a dare or just such an awful idea that we had to try) and can confirm, it’s just the weirdest everyone involved and watching hates it 😂

I was sniffling my nose right when Sean said that bit about fetishes. THEY'RE IN THE WALLS

Completely off topic but I just got new head phones, so when that "whoosh" transition sound happened going from the podcast to the ad read, my heart left this dimension. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thanks for saving my life eef

As a massive f1 fan im loving these convos about sean and eef driving 😍

My Seanism is anytime I'm playing a game or watching something and someone has to jump or fall from a high place I go "Ooo broken ankles!"

Always listen/watch while working out 😂 and I die laughing in the middle of the gym 😂😂😂

You 2 on my TV ... an incredible experience ❤

I had no idea these two had a podcast ❤❤ super happy to find out lol

i was literally making my hello fresh and put these dudes on while i was cooking :))

Love this podcast! Never fails to tickle my pickle face.

I 100% relate to the light is green horn and not wanting to talk to the manager. I absolutely hate being "that person".

One time my Dad accidently wore a blue shirt that matched a Greyhound Bus driver's shirt. All through our trip, people kept asking him questions about the route and to help with luggage issues.

As an electrician, being asked to do stuff at home outside of work hours..... it'll take weeks no matter what it is XD

I don’t drive myself, but what makes me really angry is when people use their phone while driving. I’ve seen big trucks and cars in mid traffic while staring at their phone. They are so dangerous.

and Ethan does indeed sit in a chair with a spoon of 'peanut' butter slowly approaching him while Sean threatens to kill Ethan if the don't reach 5mil

For context for everyone around 25:30 $3000 is what it costs roughly to get a crown on one of your teeth in the United States. I had to pass on getting a crown because getting it pulled for like $500 was better.

Hear me out: house slippers? You allow your feet to breathe but you also don't have to have your bare feet touching floors and carpets. And if your feet are cold, you can still wear your socks but now your socks don't have to directly touch dirty floors/carpets either. Keep em cleaner for longer.

Watching this post thankmas knowing the peanut butter bit came to fruition

In regard to getting into random places; there are guys that do this exact thing. They put on safety vests and just walk straight through doors and buildings pretending they gotta do maintenance work. They once brought a ladder to a cinema, like, to where you watch the movies lol

So funny watching this racing info while my kid is working security the whole week at the f1 event this week in Vegas.

I love being stoned while watching you guys 🫠

29:30 “Holllllly shit!” is my variation on that, haha but yeah he says that a lot!

My vet doesn't even say my name, it's "Groot's mom?" "That's me" "Hello, your son is all done now!" I have a lot of animals, a few require exotic vets, every one is either 'ᴾᵉᵗ ᴺᵃᵐᵉ Mom' or 'Miss ᴾᵉᵗ ᴺᵃᵐᵉ Slater'

I love how there talking about hydraulics to pe*** jokes.😂

Lol the first part about the feet is I have to not wear socks cause I got swamp foot. I sweat so much through my feet and when I can't have be bear foot or have sandles on then I have to wear super absorbent socks. But I still wear slides around the house cause ya gotta keep them grippers protected lol

As someone with a foot PHOBIA, this intro was tough. I agree with Ethan, I don’t even like my OWN feet. But I’m so severely disgusted by feet that it makes me feel physically ill. So I guess I’ll be skipping the “toepisode” 💀 Also it’s driving me nuts when they brought up the human psyche and synapses crossing- that is actually apparently why people have foot fetishes. The brain areas associated with genitalia and feet are adjacent to each other in the brain's body image map. I just fucking cannot handle feet. I need to stop typing about this before I vomit 😵‍💫

The thing sbout not wanting to be a bother and such, another thing that goes hand in hand with ADHD is RSD (Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria), which is as the names states. Having a hard time with rejection, so confrontation is very difficult. Among other things

Sean: blows like 20k on a sim rig without question Also Sean: this $10 car is way too much

For the first two rules of the internet, the first /b/ is 4chan, and the second one is unironically Fight Club. Most of the rules of the internet are references to old memes and trends, like "the harder you will fail" is just talking about old Epic Fails content

Ethan and sean not knowing what /b/ is makes me feel both very happy for them and very envious of them lmao

1:10:58 My dad was playing GTA when I saw this dog humping part as a little kid and he was like ''This is too inappropriate for you-''

The frequency in which I have an existential crisis when I should be sleeping is TOO damn high

I can’t WAIT for the toepesode

Me, casually a plumber listening to this as a fix a sink… and then get mentioned

For Thankmas can you record the locking toes episode! We need to see the grippers!

One of the most annoying things to happen in the car was my dad was driving and I was in the front passenger seat. 3 blocks in a row, a light at each. EVERY time the light turned green this girl in front of us was looking down at her phone sitting at a green light. My dad would honk and she literally held her hand out the window like "1 min". So my dad honked again and you could tell she was all frustrated and yelling something but we couldn't hear. The 3rd light doesn't she turn into a gas station to get gas. You couldn't wait? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Anybody else think of the How I Met Your Mother scene of Marshall joking about Wallem Defoe every time they hear his name? 😂😂😂😂

Do more in person stuff please, thanks :3

let’s get leakin’, no time to waste on leaking!!!!!

Them not knowing what /b/ is and thinking this came from a subreddit instead means the world is healing.

34:11 when I got random searched at the airport when I was leaving Dublin, they asked me to turn on my phone & switch and open apps/games as well. It was very strange.

I'm watching Gab's Alan Wake 1 playthrough, and she said "Don't mind if I yes" when she got to Cynthia! Lol. 2 years ago.

I'm also an atheist and don't believe in anything after death, but I have a very different emotional reaction to the concept and I hope that explaining my own view might help atheistic/agnostic people who feel scared about death. Personally, I find the idea of your brain just going offline very comforting. I view it as the same feeling of when you wake up after having a dreamless sleep and it feels like you just suddenly transported in time, but without the disorienting aspect of waking up. The universe goes on, and one day even the universe will reach that state of peaceful, eternal rest. No matter how terrible, or good, or average your life is, no matter what happens to your loved ones or hated ones, everyone at the end of their life gets to peacefully rest, and they don't need to feel pain or guilt or suffering. My perspective is absolutely affected by religious trauma, as I find the concept of an afterlife or reincarnation horrifying, even removing any aspects of judgment for sins like in Christianity. And seeing as there is nothing you can do to avoid death, I believe the most important thing isn't stressing over what happens, but making sure that your life and the lives of those you care about are as happy as possible before you go.

You should've called this podcast: "We should do..." 😂

Hearing Sean talk about playing Gran Turismo was really nice, it’s not a true sim but it gets pretty close. GT7 isn’t what it could be but it’s still playable.

42:05 now I want this to happen next thankmas😂

Ah yes, /b/ is my favourite subreddit :)

I want to apoligize to my old Camp Counselor, she told me she doesn't like feet or feet touching hers , and my little teen brain at the time was like "heh wouldn't it be funny if i touched her feet with mine to freak her out" and well I did and Karma struck hard because through the years ive started to also hate feet and feet touching mine and like Eathen I have to like always have socks on. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

I though Ethan was talking to himself on the hello fresh add 😂😂absolutely dead

Bro, I thought I was the only one that thought death was just it, and you cease to exist, it's so mind-boggling, and weird. maybe its just bc i have ADHD too, but yeah, glad to know someone else things like that, bc i don't believe in afterlife either

Ive only sent food back once and it was cause there was a hair cooked into my burger and I was terrified to tell them😂 I got a refund and a new meal but I tipped half the meal bc of what happened

I remember being 13 at my grandparents waiting for 2012 to happen. Baby driver is better than his movie attack on the block

I haven't played GTA since GTA3 came out when I was 10...but I'm kinda interested in the new one😅

Forklift Kiss 👀, if that floats your vehicle then.... * Kekw * Save it for the Sims, looks like we're in for another wild ride. Can't wait to dive into this weeks vid after a bit of a grueling week. Danke for sharing. Hope everyone is doing well, Stay Leaky Bros 🧠 😎 👊

Will there be any vids of you playing on the racing setup? I wanna see it haha 😊

I NEED to see Sean's sim racing setup 17:48