The School Play - Foil Arms and Hog

Рет қаралды 551,311

7 жыл бұрын

The School Play - Foil Arms and Hog
#sketchcomedy
SUBSCRIBE: / foilarmsandhog
LIVE SHOWS: www.foilarmsandhog.ie
TWITTER: / foilarmsandhog
FACEBOOK: / foilarmsandhog

Пікірлер: 248

@ITYSL 7 жыл бұрын

"hamlet but with only every 2nd word" I love that line

@DanielHarris579 7 жыл бұрын

Every

@no1fanofthepals 3 жыл бұрын

@@tomcho8221 _

@pineapplepenumbra 3 жыл бұрын

How about "Hamlet", but missing every other syllable? "Ham"!

@FernLake Жыл бұрын

@pineapplepenumbra Im prefer Hamlet but every syllable is missing End

@FernLake Жыл бұрын

@pineapplepenumbra Im prefer Hamlet but every syllable is missing End

@oisinleahy5274 7 жыл бұрын

All money raised is going to the rugby team. That is my school.

@azvagelsky603 6 жыл бұрын

oisin leahy that is everyone's school

@thomass2505 5 жыл бұрын

Even the schools that don't have rugby would rather spend it on rugby

@oficheallaigh9560 4 жыл бұрын

My school to

@tinyfreckle 4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure over here in NZ it's actually the law that all funds raised at any school event go to the rugby team 😂

@jackryan2612 4 жыл бұрын

Replace rugby with the gaa

@gumbaa479 6 жыл бұрын

THAT’S A SACRED PLACE ......and the church is booked for mass

@iona6286 4 жыл бұрын

That made me burst out laughing!!!

@soonamisapphire2425 3 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh most in this video 😂

@captainchaos3667 2 жыл бұрын

Oh now I get it... 😂

@apaloosa01 Жыл бұрын

@@captainchaos3667 Took me a while...

@Clisare 7 жыл бұрын

"How about no" - screaming 😂

@kbee225 3 жыл бұрын

Who are you and why are you in every single one of their videos?

@SamFAHntha 3 жыл бұрын

@@kbee225 Because she has excellent taste 😊

@cillianbrouder 7 жыл бұрын

William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Part the First: Verily a New Hope

@romanbaranovichi5375 6 жыл бұрын

I have the play! Its a very well written one

@MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP 6 жыл бұрын

"'Tis best to play the fool, and not the sage, To say it brief: pray let the Wookiee win."

@TerryTheNewsGirl 5 жыл бұрын

Very good!

@TerryTheNewsGirl 4 жыл бұрын

That's very funny!

@christianbender6877 4 жыл бұрын

Wait is that a real thing?

@AengusFallon 7 жыл бұрын

Brilliant sketch. We didn't do a Shakespearean play in school. We did a Father Ted play. I'm guessing that the fact that the priest is holding a copy of "War and Peace" is meant to be a subtle joke since Shakespeare didn't write that either!

@foilarmsandhog 7 жыл бұрын

+Aengus Fallon god bless your eyes Aengus

@TerryTheNewsGirl 5 жыл бұрын

We didn't either. We did Charles Dicken's A Christmas Carol, Sleeping Beauty and an old time music hall (which couldn't have been more boring. Wasn't exactly The Good Ol' Days).

@SuperJNG18 4 жыл бұрын

I really wish I knew how to get ahold of a Father Ted play

@leonamay8776 4 жыл бұрын

We did fucking Amal. I was so glad that my grandmother doesn't speak enough German to understand what we were acrzally saying. 🤣

@Jaminho397 3 жыл бұрын

Wish our school got to do Father Ted plays

@callumsmith1341 3 жыл бұрын

"The rugby pitch" "no that's a sacred place" I love that bit

@silviasanchez648 4 жыл бұрын

We did a play called "Pater Noster". It starts mildly amusing (from what I remember) but turns super creepy at the end. Everyone had a good laugh until the murder when they went all silent (yes, there's a murder, with that title). Everyone walked off the room a bit in shock and my literature professor (who organised the play) stood by the door seeing them with a smile like a cat who swallowed a fat mouse. I think he had an evil sense of humour.

@rosequartz4102 Жыл бұрын

Your professor sounds like my kind of people 😂 I like mischief makers

@greenhawk6839 2 жыл бұрын

The priest suggesting Titus Andronicus is one of the best jokes that just so easily flies under the radar

@humptydumty6629 7 жыл бұрын

"Even I think that naf, an im a priest!" hahahaha 😂

@seanfitzy2256 7 жыл бұрын

"he needs the hours!"

@zoeclara6933 6 жыл бұрын

As a theatre kid, that last bit was so relatable

@tyrant-den884 Жыл бұрын

We were able to snag one member of the football team every play. Never the same one and always one.

@IreneWY 4 жыл бұрын

Oh I remember when we did midsummer night's dream. The teacher left the costume design up to us... so we went a bit more traditional... the fairies all had pretty wings and such... turns out the teacher had envisioned a post-modern version set in space, so the set and costumes did not match in the slightest... it was chaos but it was fun :D

@suntiger745 Жыл бұрын

A chaotic mix worthy of Puck himself. :D

@serhii_himself 3 жыл бұрын

"Be... Not... Be... Is... Question" whoever wrote this joke is a genius!!! XD

@dyanalayng5507 2 жыл бұрын

Love that subtle little clue (from Arms looking puzzled) that the sacred placed and the church booked for mass are two *different* sacred places!

@BigBossIncarnate 7 жыл бұрын

Lady Macbeth along with Xena Warrior Princess is one of the finest female roles written. Had to rewatch for all the other jokes. Omg too funny

@AnneReburn 7 жыл бұрын

I started watching you all when you had 30k subs and I'm so happy to see how the channel is growing! You deserve it and more. Love from Los Angeles :')

@Masood1810 5 жыл бұрын

At 227900 today (including me)

@emmacheese6107 3 жыл бұрын

459k today including me

@Amefidy 3 жыл бұрын

547k is including me

@HariHarish719 2 жыл бұрын

585k including me

@SamFAHntha 2 жыл бұрын

608k including me

@lavo-ld4wm Жыл бұрын

I loved when the priest said, “That's a sacred place! And the church is booked for mass…” 🤣😂

@BigBossIncarnate 7 жыл бұрын

What about shakespeares lesser known plays. Like Trainspotting LMAO TOO FUNNY

@112steinway Жыл бұрын

"Lady Macbeth, along with Xena Warrior Princess, is one of the finest female roles ever written." What can I say? When they're right, they're right.

@danielwalsh193 4 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to make, record and upload “Hamlet” but with only every second word.

@bookwormgirl1852 4 жыл бұрын

"all the money from the play will fund the soccer team" *staff room in my school gets redone and they get an oven*

@LogicalMan6 4 жыл бұрын

Now I want to see a performance of Trainspotting with a script adapted by William Shakespeare

@kevinmahernz 2 жыл бұрын

To choose life, a job, a career, a fookin' great big television... or not to choose, now why wouldst thou want to do that?

@jean-lucwalker3690 7 жыл бұрын

They tried to do Romeo and Juliet according to the priest's copy. Turns out they performed War and Peace.

@fishnchips890 4 жыл бұрын

"Father Flaherty got wood worm" hahaha

@Kipah 7 жыл бұрын

The Scottish Play but every time they say Macbeth they start delivering their lines more loudly.

@TykusBalrog 5 жыл бұрын

The Scottish Play but every time they say Macbeth the entire Shrek movie starts playing xD

@jessicapatton6523 3 жыл бұрын

The Scottish Play but every time they say Macbeth they speed up

@RedHalliwell 4 жыл бұрын

Titus Andronicus as a school play??? I’d be curious to see how they’d do that...

@djune286 4 жыл бұрын

We did Titus Andronicus in our school play. We had to direct and write it ourselves and perform it in 20-30 minutes. There were four groups in our class who all had to do an adaptation of a Shakespeare play. We picked Titus Andronicus. I had seen it on TV and it had made quite an impression. I got the abbreviated version from the library for the others to read and they were quickly convinced that this could be fun. We put the thing together in a week (30-40 hours) and then performed it on Friday afternoon. Great fun, lots of fake blood and giggles. We did not show the rape scene on stage of course, she was just carried off by the guys but you cold hear her scream (we had pre-taped it so it would be extra loud). Later she came back on stage with her hands hidden in her sleeves with fake blood dripping from her stumps and mouth and we used an old cabbage patch kid doll for the stew. I do remember our teachers and other students being rather surprised about our little production.

@RedHalliwell 4 жыл бұрын

D. Fokkens damn... wish I could have seen that! Fair play to ye 😂

@EmmaLiza Жыл бұрын

@@djune286 Legend.

@TheLastAngryMan01 7 жыл бұрын

"Weights room for the rugby team"? Easily seen that ye went to school in Dublin ;)

@TheLastAngryMan01 3 жыл бұрын

@Rusty Shackleford I’ve heard stories about high school football teams in Texas having Jumbotrons and whatnot while the English department has had to go to the booster clubs for copies of books on the curriculum etc. Not sure if you’re familiar with Ireland or the context here, but basically a lot of the big rugby playing schools in Dublin are private and very well-resourced, as are their rugby teams. Not so much the case in other parts of the country, most of the time.

@breawycker 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes Titus Andronicus the most family friendly play

@ainenicholgain7827 7 жыл бұрын

Can I have a "Fr. Foil" playlist please?

@ChaosResolution 7 жыл бұрын

Be, not be, is question! RIDICULOUS.

@willch.2259 Жыл бұрын

"Even I think that's naff, Donnelly - and I'm a priest."

@MrPeterRossiter 7 жыл бұрын

I love the idea of every second word!

@TotoDG 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, William Shakespeare _did_ indeed write Trainspotting, despite trains not being invented until nearly 200 years after his death.

@tyrant-den884 Жыл бұрын

A man ahead of his time.

@DJ-wt5bk 7 жыл бұрын

Amazing. Pity I'm in the States and can't go to any of your shows, but at least I have this Channel. Keep it up boys. Great work.

@delao7230 3 жыл бұрын

“Bill Shakespeare”

@alirae1071 4 жыл бұрын

I ❤ Foil as Father...🙃

@janzy58 7 жыл бұрын

You always know how to cheer me up. Thanks lads.

@cillianmurphy-rourke196 7 жыл бұрын

Mr. Breslin, the PE teacher. Nicely played. #Bluesince2

@SeanMcL2000 7 жыл бұрын

No word of a lie the PE teacher in our school is called Mr Breslin

@happyllama1160 3 жыл бұрын

If only they let us do “Merry Wives of Windsor”!

@maevesheeran2319 7 жыл бұрын

this is basically what happened when we tried to pick a musical for our school

@mattbanka7236 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that all the money was going to a weight room for the sports team... fucking mood.

@timothymn2 Жыл бұрын

That was five years ago, I think I saw that production. I liked the goat.

@eabhac4879 7 жыл бұрын

this is exactly what happened when we tried pick a musical for our school....it ended up not happening.. ah well

@DaveRyan 7 жыл бұрын

So glad i watched till the end for the tour dates. See you in Brighton lads!

@elizabethturnbull3524 6 жыл бұрын

Did anyone notice he was carrying the book War and Peace instead of Shakespear

@foilarmsandhog 6 жыл бұрын

We have a limited budget

@CuriousEchidna 2 жыл бұрын

This could be a sitcom

@Runaway991 3 жыл бұрын

I'm wearing the EXACT glasses right now.

@itsnotworthit7178 5 жыл бұрын

"I'd rather re-write genesis "

@sunpraiser96 4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that has been done already

@danielreiss-cy4zr Жыл бұрын

No Shakespeare this year. A parent complained. Taken off the shelves.

@darrynoceallaigh591 7 жыл бұрын

You make a great priest ..but I,m glad you chose the profession you did..not sure I could keep a straight face in your church...lol🇦🇺

@mountainmadness2474 7 жыл бұрын

LMFAO you capture Catholic school so well, even in Canada I'm dyyying

@helenamcginty4920 Жыл бұрын

The Catholic thing is like a secret society like they had on the schoolgirl/boy comics of my youth. I once was on a work course and 3 of us were ex Catholic convent girls. 1st time any of us was ever in a clique. It was great. The same characters had peopled each of our schools.

@aofainemullins7448 7 жыл бұрын

Painfully, yet hilariously true. Fair play lads

@gemaperezrios1972 4 жыл бұрын

Great actors too!

@Wolvercian 7 жыл бұрын

saw you guys live at Vicar Street with my brother and loved it

@thedunzo5312 7 жыл бұрын

This is great! i love your videos so much and there so funny! :)

@teuntje2863 6 жыл бұрын

I love how you're holding a copy of war and peace hahaha!

@Sarcastix7 7 жыл бұрын

Been too long since we've had the full doomdah song at the end of a video

@2297monika 7 жыл бұрын

You guys are the best....love from Croatia :)

@XYGamer1 7 жыл бұрын

it will be difficult to do Romeo and Juliette reading from war and peace.

@girrafegillmanmolly6393 6 жыл бұрын

I LOVE FOIL ARMS AND HOG also can you please do shows more shows outside Dublin

@Oivaras 2 жыл бұрын

Romeo and Juliet set in modern times is actually a thing, I've watched it at the Royal Shakespeare Theatre in Stratford.

@rockswiththepope 7 жыл бұрын

So when do the tickets for your New Zealand shows go on sale? :D

@nanetteking12 2 жыл бұрын

"He got wormwood from sitting on a stump"

@martinhenihan8579 7 жыл бұрын

Brezzie from marys haha love it

@ChestersonJack 3 жыл бұрын

Question: If y’all ever did a performance of trainspotting, which character would each of you play?

@meshndas6789 2 жыл бұрын

That's a film, that's a band... hahahaha

@beverlyanne5699 3 жыл бұрын

"How about, no", my folks say "let's not. And say we did".

@ronanogrady2154 7 жыл бұрын

Lol love your vids

@wendycrawford1792 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant guys!!! Lolololol. Come to Canada!

@user-eq5xh8qr2e 2 жыл бұрын

“That is a sacred place…and the church is booked on Sunday “…😹😹😹

@intosomethingsometimes2193 3 жыл бұрын

Hey thank you for the Spanish subtitles. It has been very helpful for learning

@andrumac88 7 жыл бұрын

@1:57 Foil.exe has stopped working.

@mc-ke1js 5 жыл бұрын

There was a drama competition for TYs that my school participated in and one of our groups got to the finals with their original play "Romeo and Julie" 😂 It was set in modern times and was hilarious

@Ix3Wales 3 жыл бұрын

I would genuinely watch hamlet with every other word

@jamies7451 7 жыл бұрын

Very solid Fr. Éanna influences in that priest I think!

@diamondbandit8385 4 жыл бұрын

HE'S HOLDING WAR AND PEACE!! OMG!!

@alannahryan5935 7 жыл бұрын

Mr Breslin. Lol my geography geography teacher!!

@opossum5322 5 жыл бұрын

This is fuckin great

@XeroPhobous 7 жыл бұрын

I have a sneaky insight into which school you guys are taking the piss out of here 😂😂

@BlakesPuppets 7 жыл бұрын

This shit gets my funny bone rock hard.

@jonahrobo5969 6 жыл бұрын

The life of a high school theatre kid

@tweeterbird Жыл бұрын

I tried to catch up with jokes but my brain would not follow 😂

@mikeoxsmal8022 6 жыл бұрын

Bill Shakespeare ? I lost it

@sylviawilson6160 6 жыл бұрын

Wood worm from sitting on a tree stump. ...😂😂😂

@joeogle7729 2 жыл бұрын

One idea Tom Scott had that I'd love to see is West Side Story with baseball bats

@jojodeco246 7 жыл бұрын

FAH you lads are hilarious! 🇧🇧✌🏽

@walum2006 7 жыл бұрын

And Oink say all of us!!!

@DannyKng 7 жыл бұрын

Come to Straya!

@SamFAHntha 3 жыл бұрын

Rounding

@williamrafter3546 7 жыл бұрын

just got tickets to the show in maidenhead looking forward to it 😂

@monibrehm4403 3 жыл бұрын

"That is a sacred place!" Yes! I think every rugby fan agrees

@ge.9102 6 жыл бұрын

Xena: Warrior Princess!

@tom-qj6uw Жыл бұрын

"I would rather rewrite Genesis!" To be fair, Genesis needs some serious rewriting! So much so that even a man of the cloth can be excused saying that ;-)