The Simpsons - Ned Flanders: Apple Cider vs. Apple Juice.

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8 жыл бұрын

Script:
Well, if God didn't make little green apples, it's Homer Simpson.
How long have you been here?
Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.
Oh, sucking down the cider, huh? Hey, word to the wise- season pass.
Pays for itself after the 16th visit.
You know, most people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice.
But I do. Now, here's a little trick to help you remember.
If it's clear and yella, you've got juice there, fella.
If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.
Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kind of- [Fades]
[Homer Thinking] Oh! You can stay, but I'm leaving.
[Continues, Indistinct]
And of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped.
Oh, my! I better get you some cider.

Пікірлер: 332

@TheRoflcer 7 жыл бұрын

I don't know how this joke came to the writers head, but I hope he got rewarded for this.

@groenfan851 6 жыл бұрын

TheRoflcer Ahoyhoy there, fellow KZfaqrino! I sent in a joke as fanmail to Hank Azaria, and I guess he decided to actually use it on the show. It was the Moe's Tavern prank call on the Simpsons season twenty nine, episode nine. " is there a Tess T. Culls in this bar ? C'mon I know you're hangin around here somewhere." They changed my joke, Tess T. Cull ,to Tess T. Culls for legal reasons but it worked out because otherwise Moe wouldn't have been able to say " I know you're hanging around here somewhere "

@rommix0 6 жыл бұрын

+TheRoflcer The joke "came and went" when he wrote it in the script.

@liamevans9815 6 жыл бұрын

GroenFan, has anyone ever believed that story?

@izodfan 5 жыл бұрын

I'l bet you anything this write has had the conversation depicted.

@whodatninja439 4 жыл бұрын

Classic Simpsons had the best writers, ever.

@peyton713 2 жыл бұрын

A joke I never noticed was that Ned's season pass is literally serial number 1 lmao

@phantomswagger9363 Жыл бұрын

Out of 4 ever sold.

@Jorge.Painkiller 6 ай бұрын

And it's on Mt. Swartzwelder, writer in a good part of The Simpson's best years

@nikanj 2 ай бұрын

Neither did I. But then again there was no chance 6-year-old me was going to notice that on a 480 line CRT T.V.

@grawakendream8980 3 жыл бұрын

now there's two exceptions and gets kind of tricky here. adirondack cider can be yellow if you're using late season apples. and of course in canada the whole thing is flip-flopped

@agen335 3 жыл бұрын

(falls over)

@biraptor6205 2 жыл бұрын

Oh my, I better get you some cider

@NazriB 2 жыл бұрын

Lies again? Hello Snapple

@RamrodAI Жыл бұрын

Was it tangy and brown? Otherwise you're not in cider town.

@robkesik6382 2 жыл бұрын

As A Canadian I was really confused watching this. I thought 'hes got it all backwards".. then i got to the end and it all made sense.

@theslayer9441 Жыл бұрын

Ha!

@CrazyBrick30 Жыл бұрын

I, too, spit out my Adirondack apple cider before noticing he said it _can_ be yellow given the time of the season the apples were picked.

@wileecoyotegenius5955 2 ай бұрын

Kinda cool they actually bothered to make Flanders' cider facts accurate when 99% of people would never notice.

@KingHeggunte 3 жыл бұрын

Picked up some cider today. Couldn't enjoy my first glass without watching this first. Something about it just makes the cider taste better.

@thelawofitself 3 жыл бұрын

Hope, u enjoyed it!

@bigtimetimmyjim6486 3 жыл бұрын

Suckin' down the cider!

@lastp6905 2 жыл бұрын

You’d have to since cider tastes like shite

@IFeItYourShape 2 жыл бұрын

@@lastp6905 americans call apple juice cider

@n0denz 2 жыл бұрын

Was it tangy and brown?

@jinderbreadman 3 жыл бұрын

While there are so many hilarious moments in this scene, I think my favorite part is HOW Homer falls down. It's not even a typical faceplant -- it's like his body just literally shut down from head-to-toe.

@cuckoophendula8211 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, just like a rag doll just as if there was no longer a brain

@tellercyde 2 жыл бұрын

Bullet to the brainstem

@Murdercide626 Жыл бұрын

He literally collapsed like a bunch of broccoli. XD

@KairuHakubi Жыл бұрын

There's also the way Flanders takes only a split second to brag about his cider knowledge after saying most people don't know it

@NoNameForThisGuy Жыл бұрын

He kinda fell like tower 7. Simpsons called it again.

@novakattila 6 жыл бұрын

"It pays for itself after the sixteenth visit."

@youdbettertube 5 жыл бұрын

At the Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill

@scorchx3000 4 жыл бұрын

When my sister was little, I took her to an aquarium, cost me £6 to get in, she got in for free. She loved it so much, I took her again. Then I found a years pass for £20. So in less then 4 visits it paid for itself. I took her every two weeks on a visit. Best money I ever spent, even if in the end I was looking at sharks and thinking "They don't look so tough."

@Abelhawk 3 жыл бұрын

I love how he's literally the first and only person to ever buy a season pass.

@flapjaques 2 жыл бұрын

I like how he whispers 'season pass' as if it gets too popular they might shut the whole program down.

@scrungybungingi5171 Жыл бұрын

he's literally the first person to get one if you look at the card. he also says you'd have to visit more than 16 times a season to get your money's worth

@weston407 5 ай бұрын

i like the wink and the nose touch signal 😂😂

@directorraney 6 жыл бұрын

SEASON PASS No. 00001

@Eisenbison 5 жыл бұрын

Pays for itself after the 16th visit!

@randomfullywonderful 4 жыл бұрын

lol, good catch, so he's also the *only* person to buy one. xD

@Dmolina3715 3 жыл бұрын

Original OG

@joefremeau 3 жыл бұрын

I love that the cider mill expected to sell up to 100,000 season passes.

@youuuuuuuuuuutube 2 жыл бұрын

@@joefremeau You don't know that, because even if they only expected to sell up to 12,000 for ex, they would still need 5 digits.

@madsmari 3 жыл бұрын

The rhyme itself is completely unintuitive but I’ve never been able to forget it

@NazriB 2 жыл бұрын

Lies again? Redmart Walmart

@The_ZeroLine Жыл бұрын

The rhyme seems intuitive to me, fella. Yes indeedidly-doodily.

@ashurean 9 ай бұрын

When i first learned about the different uses of cider/juice, this was the first thing that came to mind

@sickjuicysjamshack3580 8 ай бұрын

True, but if you accidentally swapped juice and cider the sentences no longer will have matching syllable counts

@madsmari 8 ай бұрын

@@sickjuicysjamshack3580 yknow that actually is probably why I remember it, good catch

@bernebelmont1857 5 жыл бұрын

The way he falls is perfect

@sethshaffer681 2 жыл бұрын

If you see anyone fall like that you need to get them some Cider ASAP.

@bkr1895 2 жыл бұрын

Like all the joints in his body just disappeared

@cturtles9514 2 жыл бұрын

Ned seeing a man collapse into a heap and rushing to get him some apple cider is such a good end to this joke. Simpsons writers were on another level.

@n0denz 6 жыл бұрын

I can't really explain why, but the fact that all the Flanderses are wearing those apple hats makes this all the more funny.

@usefulidiot81 5 жыл бұрын

TetrisClock that was the point.

@genesiz7201 5 жыл бұрын

Gutts when are you going to kick griffins ass?

@chadaphuapradit5341 4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't mind wearing the apple hat 😂

@keshiaparker3173 3 жыл бұрын

And that fact that the Ned's season pass is the first one issued. I guess the Flanders are the only ones who purchased them.

@krustyklownkollege7361 3 жыл бұрын

Almost all the Flanderseses except Homer

@Wodehousean Жыл бұрын

"If it's clear and yellow, you got juice there fellow. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town." I got this burned in my memory in Fladers's voice.

@johnforhan7087 6 жыл бұрын

Course in Canada the whole thing's flip flopped

@tegan007 6 жыл бұрын

John Forhan hahaha. I heard and and i wss like no its not. Its the same thing here.

@dwsimmy2599 5 жыл бұрын

You crazy Americans, what's so hard to remember about "when it's tangy and brown, you've got juice there fella"?

@GregPivo87 5 жыл бұрын

@@dwsimmy2599 If it's clear and yella, you're in Cider Town! It's not hard!

@yolandadery3733 4 жыл бұрын

@@dwsimmy2599 LMAO!

@BeeHatGuy 4 жыл бұрын

@@dwsimmy2599 you're asking for WWIII, buddy

@johnb.2006 3 жыл бұрын

The head nod before the collapse is just perfect!🤣🤣

@TheBombShhh 6 жыл бұрын

imagine an entire episode of ned talking into the camera about apple cider like this

@humankinglobetard3000 4 жыл бұрын

TheBombShhh Would still be funnier than the new episodes

@sGirl-ny9xj 4 жыл бұрын

(Groans) You can stay, but I'm leaving!

@PhantoMace2012 3 жыл бұрын

AND apple juice! Can’t forget the juice!

@jasonhill8414 3 жыл бұрын

nothing would make me happier. i would memorize every word.

@snoozeman1721 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 this needs to happen bro ❤

@Abelhawk 6 жыл бұрын

"If it's clear an' yella, you got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in Cider Town." :D

@kartaloktay 6 жыл бұрын

Abelhawk damn cider town, they ruined scotland!

@ma3mc3mu-X 5 жыл бұрын

"You can stay, but _I'm_ leavin'."

@klaud7311 5 жыл бұрын

: D

@jasmineflower2888 3 жыл бұрын

(slide whistle)

@agen335 3 жыл бұрын

@@ma3mc3mu-X Of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip flopped.

@stephenwyatt88 4 жыл бұрын

That slide whistle, lol.

@Simp_Zone 3 ай бұрын

Best part lmao :D

@balkthor 2 жыл бұрын

I hate that I use this memory device regularly. Stupid sexy Flanders!

@youdbettertube 5 жыл бұрын

Is that the same slide whistle noise from when Poochie has to go back to his home planet?

@houstonhelicoptertours1006 4 жыл бұрын

stock sound library...pays for itself after the sixteenth use.

@pgrobban 3 жыл бұрын

I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

@joker1087 3 жыл бұрын

just hope it made it to the fireworks factory

@ucovarrubias 2 жыл бұрын

😂 these comments I can honestly say that was the best episode of Impy and Chimpy I’ve ever seen.

@MrMatteNWk Жыл бұрын

Could be a physical prop too. Might be the same whistle from the failing Everything's OK Alarm

@cupcake4177 3 жыл бұрын

Y'all laugh, but this is how I tell the difference between apple juice and cider.

@MichaelHill-sg8ks 3 жыл бұрын

"Mt. *Swartzwelder* historic cider mill" I see what you did there

@NC-youtube 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Maude doesn’t care about Homer going unconscious

@marcuslavaggi-bowen6539 4 жыл бұрын

... and the look on Rod and Tod’s faces!🤣🤣🤣

@ddthewolf 2 жыл бұрын

Considering how often he probably looks down her shirt, I don't blame her

@nessesaryschoolthing 2 жыл бұрын

And he won't much care when she ends up having a fall herself later on.

@seronymus 2 жыл бұрын

@@nessesaryschoolthing too dark, too soon u_u

@bobkerr2755 Жыл бұрын

Serves him right for asking for the peanuts from the bottom

@ryryhc 2 жыл бұрын

His card says "No. 00001" Ned is the first person to buy a season pass, or the only one

@brandonwenzel2844 7 жыл бұрын

This is the best thing ever.

@76JStucki 3 жыл бұрын

The animation of the collapse is fantastic

@heavyharris5580 4 жыл бұрын

It's the slide whistle that slays me

@incidentshappen 2 жыл бұрын

The intro to this scene when Marge says "I feel sorry for everyone stuck inside watching the 7th game of the World Series" Homer: "YEA THEY won't learn anything about apples today!"

@MomRespecter 3 жыл бұрын

This is literally the best moment in all of the Simpsons

@trjb1767 2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps

@closertotheheart 6 жыл бұрын

Suckin' down the cider eh?

@jollyrancher9016 2 жыл бұрын

I relive this scene in my head more often than I'm comfortable admitting to.

@gabe_s_videos Жыл бұрын

0:13 My favorite margin gag, Fladers being season pass holder #1 (and possibly the ONLY season pass holder).

@kizzah3k1 2 жыл бұрын

Bravo to whomever animated homer collapsing, because its hilarious

@alyssaashley2618 5 жыл бұрын

I'm drinking a cup of apple cider and thought about this 😂

@leegeddyfan 3 жыл бұрын

nice

@jjackandbrian5624 3 жыл бұрын

same!

@seronymus 2 жыл бұрын

Was it tangy and brown?

@MannyTheSaxCat 2 жыл бұрын

I work at Whole Foods and someone asked me what the difference was, and I was so excited that I remembered this rhyme.

@lloydbarker Жыл бұрын

Oh that’s the dream. To be able to use a line from THE SIMPSONS at work & it being 100% appropriate. You said it right?

@Namedonelettere 4 ай бұрын

Did they collapse on the floor?

@russcrawford3310 4 жыл бұрын

In this house, we follow the laws of thermodynamics ...

@lazybacon7520 4 жыл бұрын

I remember syndication edited the "Oh my, I better get you some cider" line to where it just ends with Homer collapsing, and I always thought it was funnier.

@naughtynedflanders434 2 жыл бұрын

It's a clear and yella', you got piss there, fella. If it's stinky and brown, you're in shittin' town.

@hey.alright.8362 6 жыл бұрын

"Pays for itself after the 16th visit" to a fucking apple tour. Old simpsons were brilliant

@billbright1755 2 жыл бұрын

Pays for itself after 16th visit. Still finding new things about apple 🍎 🍺 cider.

@derpallardie 6 жыл бұрын

Adirondack cider can be yellow if they're using late season apples.

@Abelhawk 6 жыл бұрын

Maybe that’s one of the two exceptions he talked about when Homer was zoning out.

@danielzylberkan1587 5 жыл бұрын

If you pay attention you can hear Ned say late season apples right before Homer collapses

@youdbettertube 4 жыл бұрын

And of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped.

@iceicebuddy 3 жыл бұрын

I'm from the Adirondacks. Ned is totally right!

@AhhForgetIt 7 жыл бұрын

I do not remember that last part with Ned running to get Homer apple cider happening AT ALL. I thought they just cut away directly after he collapsed! WHAT UNIVERSE IS THIS

@AhhForgetIt 7 жыл бұрын

You know, I wonder if it's because of editing for syndicated reruns.

@RelztewSirhc 6 жыл бұрын

It always happened

@tangent2009 6 жыл бұрын

Mandela effect at work

@metawyrm 6 жыл бұрын

I remember it happening

@TheBombShhh 6 жыл бұрын

on tv they cut out a few scenes for time. on the dvd's they got the full version

@HealthySkepticism1775 10 ай бұрын

I love all the little sound effect details: Homer's footsteps, Flander's pass coming out of his pocket.

@seprishere 6 жыл бұрын

I'm used to cider being alcoholic and very non-Ned friendly.

@Yateball 6 жыл бұрын

Ned has beer on tap in his basement there fella

@Yoyomeyo 5 жыл бұрын

This episode is the reason why I drank alcohol for the first time thinking it was just sparkling apple juice

@SeaJayBelfast 4 жыл бұрын

This always confused me as well. Ned chugging some Frosty Jack's with the kids

@yumyumwhatzohai 4 жыл бұрын

Ned has a bartending license, and bar in his basement, at least in the early canon he was alcohol friendly

@scottgray4623 3 жыл бұрын

@@yumyumwhatzohai Don't forget the PhD in mixology - this upset Moe, as I recall. 😁

@NMC21887 2 жыл бұрын

Flanders' smile on the season pass is by far one of the creepiest things I've ever seen in my life.

@seanm1319 8 ай бұрын

Season pass, pays for itself after the 16th visit 😂

@trav-the-sav 3 жыл бұрын

A tip I still use to this very day. Thanks Ned

@CaptainCretaceous91 4 жыл бұрын

You know, that's actually a pretty good trick to remember.

@agen335 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it is

@kadeshaderow 2 жыл бұрын

Just noticed Flanders is the ONLY season pass holder (No. 00001)

@sethshaffer681 2 жыл бұрын

I'm drinking cider right now and this is the first thing I thought of when I was pouring my glass. Now I'm in cider town.

@christysalazar3693 5 жыл бұрын

Si es claro y amarillo seguro es juguillo, si es turbio y picoson es sidra muchachon

@CJ-sw8lc 2 жыл бұрын

Google translate wasn't kind to that line 🤣

@omerta926 3 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite clips from one of my favorite shows!

@jonpsimer 5 жыл бұрын

“Mt. Schwarzwelder Historic Apple Farm” Never noticed that Easter egg until now.

@terryli6353 3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it. Can you please explain?

@facepwnagewtf 2 жыл бұрын

It pays for itself after the 16th visit... Now that's a bargain.

@betoen 4 жыл бұрын

*Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Sider Mill* I guess is for John Swartzwelder, historic Simpsons writer, producer and director.

@arterialtribal 2 жыл бұрын

I love those scenes that show typical everyday situations. It can be tough to listen to a person that talks waterfalls of bull. Even if you are polite and try to act interested it is almost impossible to focus on what the person says and at some point you are totally out of things and don't even reckognize that the person already stopped talking or just asked you a question.

@ezOqekuRitusohI 6 ай бұрын

"Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kind of tricky here. Adirondack cider can be yellow if they're using late-season apples. And of course in Canada the whole thing's flip-flopped."

@pseudofox 6 ай бұрын

I literally still remember "Tangy and brown: cider town!" to this day.

@spencerallison3196 2 жыл бұрын

Don't know if y'all know but Flanders is my favorite character.

@ladiekiler16 Жыл бұрын

Huh. Homer's brain is bigger than I imagined.

@tyronebozeman1747 Жыл бұрын

YOU CAN STAY BUT I'M LEAVING!

@kemperboyd1209 Жыл бұрын

This is the rare instance where the edited for syndication cut is better. Ned saying Homer needs cider is not as good as the hard cut on Homer's collapse

@marniedoodad6985 6 жыл бұрын

Tangy and 🅱rown

@tyronebozeman1747 Жыл бұрын

YOU CAN SAY BUT I'M LEAVING!

@wascawywabbit0987 6 жыл бұрын

Along came a spider And pulled out his cider And frightened Ned Flanders away.

@kevinhood9781 Жыл бұрын

There once was a spider That pulled out their cider And ned flanders drank it all day

@ff89999 Жыл бұрын

SEASON PASS ----------------------- Flanders, N. No. 00001

@robquin1525 5 ай бұрын

0:22 well at least he gave us a good trick on how to tell the difference between cider and apple juice

@gymguy25 Жыл бұрын

Homer Simpson: the only man in history to ever get knocked out by an anecdote!

@chrismattson610 7 ай бұрын

"Of course, in Canada the whole thing's flip flopped." 😂😂😂

@DarthDragon007 22 күн бұрын

I kinda want Ned to basically be one of those tourist guides.

@joker_storm2232 2 жыл бұрын

Woah woah woah, I wanted to hear the two exceptions

@Sh00terMcGavinXL 3 жыл бұрын

The inaudible part was Ned saying "apple cider can be yellow if you're using late season apples." Which means it's normal brown in Canada 🇨🇦🍁 if it's flip flopped

@nladpro 7 ай бұрын

The Bluehaired Kona version of this was outrageous, I tell ya...

@ihavenoclevername8300 2 жыл бұрын

The animation of homer just going down is always gonna make me laugh along with the drifted apart eyes

@trippingandroid3832 2 ай бұрын

Cidertown is a good name. It's pleasing to the ear

@wolverinefangowings 9 ай бұрын

Underrated moment: Ned thinks that Homer saying the place sucks means that he's having fun sucking down cider.

@RyanandSaraDelling Жыл бұрын

Youve got juice there fella still makes me laugh every time 20 years later

@LawsMusic108 10 ай бұрын

best use of a slide whistle

@otterbot5997 Жыл бұрын

This is one of my all time favorite Simpsons scene.

@ChaoticCubizm 3 жыл бұрын

This video takes on a whole new meaning in the U.K.

@silentdiscretion2657 2 жыл бұрын

The slide whistle is gold

@lupodelupis3672 Жыл бұрын

Homer's brain is one of the best charachters of this show...he's got some great jokes🧠🤣🤣

@BILLYBILLBEANO 4 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahahaha i love that sound it makes.

@rkish1969 3 жыл бұрын

That Halloween episode was right Flanders is Satan

@HipsterShiningArmor Жыл бұрын

ngl this is actually useful information. thanks Ned

@NoNameForThisGuy Жыл бұрын

Simpsons writers crushed it. I love how he’s the first ever season pass issued, cause he was the first one to keep showing up. They couch that whole scenario inside a joke that isn’t even said or mentioned by a character.

@jameskennedy5928 2 жыл бұрын

The slide whistle when his brain leaves lol

@mikedraws1841 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks flanders i now know if its clear and yellow you got juice there fella and if its tangy and brown your in cider town....

@billyb4790 Жыл бұрын

You know what's cool about watching these on the net? They include tiny bits that were cut out in the tv series. What's amazing is I remember what was ommitted after thirty years!! #diehardsimpsonsfan

@Morendo13 Жыл бұрын

I love how Ned’s season pass is #00001. He’s the only one!

@gasjebasje99 3 жыл бұрын

I never liked flanders's pneumonic device. He's not rhyming the words he needs to remember with the descriptions, you could just as easily say "Apple juice town"

@TheMitchyevans 3 жыл бұрын

In this case, it appears to be about rhythm/cadence rather than the rhyme.