The entirety of the sub can be summed up by the quote of “better to stay silent and have people think you’re an idiot than to open your mouth and prove them right.”
@NotoriousWar4 ай бұрын
How can this comment have zero replies & only 2 likes?? This perfectly sums up all of these.👌🏻
@youreverydayhellknight42574 ай бұрын
@@NotoriousWar probably because I commented it a couple months late.
@sya80024 ай бұрын
Tbf a non-zero proportion of these posts consists of people who don’t do this 100% intentionally: 1. Some of them are just kids/teens, and we have to admit that almost all of us were cringy as kids/teens, 2. Some of them kinda seem like mentally ill people with some kind of traumatic obsession with math/physics/etc. I have encountered some people (especially in comment sections under math seminars/lectures on YT) who just seem to absorb a lot of technical terms and tie them into schizophrenic texts with zero coherence, and some posts in this video seem similar.
@NbNgMOD3 ай бұрын
@@sya8002 I'm confused What about it is schizophrenic?
@sya80023 ай бұрын
@@NbNgMOD why is tying random mathematical and physical definitions into really long phrases which don't make any sense under obscure seminar recordings is schizophrenic? I mean, maybe I have not chosen the correct medical term for it, but I doubt it is mentally sane to do that.
@ij9408 ай бұрын
It'll never cease to amaze me when people think that IQ accurately measures someone's intellect. It basically is just pattern recognition and an ability to make a related conclusion. Which is a fucking tiny facet of one's brainpower. The fact it's the only personality point of these people is just that much more hilarious.
@falktor8 ай бұрын
fr my mom had me and my sister tested 8 times with "genius" level iq and yet i failed elementary school LMFAO 😂 yay i can recognize patterns still can't do multiplications except of 2, 5, and any ending in 0. It isn't that good of a test
@thehappyhopper8 ай бұрын
I was tested and ended up with a score of 112, but iq is really only a number at the end of the day, it doesnt make you better than anyone else, it doesnt automatically make you smarter, it doesnt make you cool, the only thing that matters at the end of the day is hard work and how you apply yourself, otherwise all that number is, is a number
@bestie_bubble8 ай бұрын
I got a high IQ (not gonna say so I dont seem like a little bitch) and im not even that smart, like im on grade level and crap.
@ThePerfectSonic8 ай бұрын
especially considering that the test they took is usually some bs facebook iq test, if they didnt just make up their number entirely
@user-ug8tg9lw5q7 ай бұрын
I had to do an IQ test for work and scored pretty high and can tell you that I am possibly one of the dumbest people alive so it's just a number lmaoooo
@thesandguardianofthesand8 ай бұрын
0:24 He genuinely did, as proven by googling the word. The only case of it I saw was in Urban dictionary, stating its "A made up word created by a redditor trying to insult someone. Featured on r/iamverysmart."
@pokelily_77998 ай бұрын
and used the exact post as an example no less
@wantedbird55srandomchannel288 ай бұрын
The best part about this is that this is actually real.
@Graescalie5 ай бұрын
When I googled it I got a few results for "insalubrious" which is apparently a real word and would I guess kind of fit there? He probably heard it somewhere and then used it to seem smart without actually checking how it was spelled or the exact definition. I did basically that way too many times when I was a kid.
@maeclown3 ай бұрын
One of the spellings means non-cancerous lmfao
@mickeyrube66232 ай бұрын
I like how the voice over guy said "it's made up, so my pronounciation is also" right after he mispronouces "cretin" which is a real word😅!
@HimitsuYami8 ай бұрын
4:11 PSA: there is a concept in language called "slang", and words being shortened like that is in fact how language evolves and grows. "Do not" was shortened to "don't" through a similar, if not identical process to "I don't" or "I do not" getting shortened to "I'on". So what you are witnessing is the natural evolution of language and you are trying to stifle it. Great job OP
@QuikVidGuy5 ай бұрын
"'Slang? But, why, slang is ghastly!'" -Victor Hugo mocking some snob, _Les Misérables,_ 1862
@emmaloopra54283 ай бұрын
I enjoyed speaking with you, god be with ye (goodbye) slang is old
@Jivvi3 ай бұрын
I bet it spread from speech into text because "ion" was already a word, so it doesn't get autocorrected, like how so many people use "defiantly" instead of "definitely". I often catch myself saying "I haven't" so quickly that it comes out as something like "I'ven't", but I've never actually typed it that way until now, because it's not a word and it looks weird, and "I haven't" just looks better. But I think something that's already spelt the same as an existing word would be much more likely to catch on.
@linksbetweendrinks70323 ай бұрын
Language and writing are constantly evolving! School never ends, degree-bearer, so you'd best adapt or get out of the way.
@lancepeterson79972 ай бұрын
Okay but ion as a contraction just doesn't work well. If someone said it 'd be completely lost as to what they meant, kind of defeating the purpose of language in the first place.
@trashmonkey28668 ай бұрын
11:17 is just a proof involving Latin hypercube Sampling(LHS), but it’s kinda weird because LHS is used for getting a random sample in statistics but in the end he is cropping the edges of the sample, to a certain area. so I feel as that would add some bias, which is the very thing your trying to avoid. But idk, I cant see the top of the page, I only did about 10-15 min of research, and I didn’t look too hard. Love the 3 hour gift I’ve been given thx Emkay❤ TLDR: kinda suspect math, probably just trying to get math clout
@Jesse-zi2rx4 ай бұрын
Not all heroes wear capes you're a real one bro
@CFedits62Ай бұрын
W bro thanks I’m stupid and could not understand his above standard intellect
@burpaleese8 ай бұрын
0:19 After some digging I wholly believe that this guy is trying to write "insalubrious" which is just a fancy word for "unpleasant" but even this guy didn't know how to spell it
@NbNgMOD8 ай бұрын
Do I have to misspell every word to sound smart?
@burpaleese8 ай бұрын
@@NbNgMOD mayhaps 🤣
@NbNgMOD8 ай бұрын
@@burpaleese ko ihl satrt diong taht nwo
@taffingtonboathouse57545 ай бұрын
Ai aem smrt aswael maet @@NbNgMOD
@railroad_songs2 ай бұрын
translation: Ok I'll start doing that now.
@STARRY_SCARAB8 ай бұрын
The best skill I learned in college is how to communicate difficult subjects to others without being a condescending prick. Using flowery language and terms that people aren’t familiar with just makes others think you’re stupid, even if you might have a good point. Don’t talk down to your audience. Work with them.
@Levyathyn8 ай бұрын
I would, on the whole, agree; I'm not sure I'm any good at teaching people, but I am where I am now in part due to actual teachers and mentors I've had over the years who were, and I do believe it might be one of the most vital skills in the modern world.
@Dom_Maretti8 ай бұрын
What if I'm an obsessive perfectionist who essentially speaks in legalese due to a desire to avoid ever being misunderstood?
@vidal97478 ай бұрын
I watched a talk by Nobel prize winners last Tuesday and Wednesday. It was exactly like that. They talked in the simplest terms possible for the most amount possible of people to understand. It is really nice to see someone so successful by that humble. It is a constant reminder that if the people at the top of the academic world are nice, so should you be.
@Arhidilius8 ай бұрын
@@Dom_Maretti if I were in your shoes, I would try to achieve precision with normal everyday words - that would be quite a feat. That way you and anyone listening to you could be one hundred percent sure that you know your stuff. IMHO precision is important because people want to understand each other correctly.
@aribantala8 ай бұрын
Indeed... A lot of people missed the point of Education, especially higher education... You're there not just to learn about the theories and gain knowledge. That's just half of the equation You're also there interacting with people of varying degrees of skills and understanding. In fact, most, if not all, Theses are just you conveying the ideas you got to a board of experts (the university professors) in various degrees and departments. If anyone saud that they can impress them with "sophisticated, high brow" sentences... I am 100% they are dead f_cking lying about it lmao 💀
@Swagnaimite188 ай бұрын
The fact that the smarter someone tries to look, the dumber they end up looking is truly astonishing to me. Edit: typo
@trashyraccoon26158 ай бұрын
*tries ;) Sorry, couldn’t help it, too good to pass up
@Swagnaimite188 ай бұрын
@@trashyraccoon2615 I'm fine with people correcting me.
@ThePerfectSonic8 ай бұрын
yeah, it always reminds me of that graph that shows that someone who speaks over-confidently in a subject is either really bad at it, or really good, and it is glaringly obvious to everyone but the speaker which one they are.
@blenyesipeter4435 ай бұрын
I've experienced this situation in real life. I have a classmate who compared to the darkest night, the guy is darker than him(not his skin, he is just stupid as hell) and he wanted to argue me about an anime he watches and I saw a few months ago. I told him that he's wrong, and I was the stupid one, evem tho I showed him the scene and the description, which I had to translate to hungarian... It was a hard birth, he hardly knows his mother tounge.
@arronjerden9154 ай бұрын
They state their IQ like it is the be-all and end-all of mental ability. They have never heard of EQ (Emotional Quotient) and do not care that the most important part is education. I do have a high IQ but I am under no illusion that I am smarter than most other people, I have no education past High School and my EQ is a little below average.
@righty-o35858 ай бұрын
CG is short for COMPUTER GRAPHICS . That's how I always understood it anyway. Which would make CG and cgi basically the same thing
@NbNgMOD5 ай бұрын
I do believe the difference is CG isn't limited to Images
@tobyandahalf5 ай бұрын
i think cgi is actually lcomputer generated imagery" or some shit like that
@user-ow1ei2qw4n4 ай бұрын
@@tobyandahalfI believe that that’s what CGI means
@GunsAndAmmo34 ай бұрын
@@NbNgMOD??
@NbNgMOD4 ай бұрын
@@GunsAndAmmo3 computer graphics ≠ Computer generated images So im presuming that the difference is cg isnt limited to images but rather graphics in general
@randomyoutuber26338 ай бұрын
I didn't realize that first guy can see into other realities with his high IQ!
@skeletonking18 ай бұрын
Its truly crazy what this man can do
@osheridan8 ай бұрын
High IQ = High 🌿 interdimensional quantifiability
@randomyoutuber26338 ай бұрын
@@osheridan This guy gets it.
@user-ey5xw2nx9s8 ай бұрын
@@osheridan True fact, my lord!
@darcydreaming69318 ай бұрын
Or that it's unusual to be more intelligent than the President... haha... ha... sigh
@stylishlyheartless9798 ай бұрын
8:25 did bro just call himself only as smart as a chimpanzee?
@centenia50408 ай бұрын
Yeah, I think he meant it the other way around xD
@LiMe2518 ай бұрын
No he called them smarter.
@Black_Konoha5 ай бұрын
Chimpanzees are pretty smart. At least compared to other animals and some humans
@lekiscool8 ай бұрын
“Whats the point of intelligence, without kindness.”
@alexisdied45584 ай бұрын
In my opinion kindness is intelligent 👍🏼🙂 (in limits ofc)
@hiimapenguin4 ай бұрын
Some could say kindness is a form of intelligence
@kingpenguin58253 ай бұрын
This sounds like a zenyatta voice line
@SilverSaiyanAce8 ай бұрын
I love how the guy at 8:33 essentially called himself a chimpanzee He obviously meant to say "What you are to a chimpanzee I am to you" but getting it backwards completely changed it I'm not trying to sound smart I'm explaining the Joke because I didn't catch it the first time myself
@Artificer_7 ай бұрын
he's so smart he bent around and got dumb again
@SilverSaiyanAce7 ай бұрын
Wait no I got it backwards too It would actually make more sense if he meant to say "What I am to a chimpanzee I am to you" any other way still pretty much has him comparing himself to a chimpanzee rather than him comparing the other person to a chimpanzee
@JustKhari5 ай бұрын
no u got it right the first time. What you are to a chimp, a being of similar descent but higher intelligence, I am to you. You are to chimp what I am to you in analogy form@@SilverSaiyanAce
@Black_Konoha5 ай бұрын
It’s a joke so smart that not even the smartest people can understand it
@therealwisemysticaltree4 ай бұрын
I got it right! "I am to you what you are to a chimpanzee"
@FullOfFallaciesVideo8 ай бұрын
Here's the thing about IQ; it's not about WHAT you know, it's about HOW you know. It is a measurement of your ability to figure things out, not your ability to memorize a book researched and written by someone else. For example, if one believes they are a genius because they studied quantum physics, ask them to present what would be an ACTUAL display of their intelligence, which would be how many papers on the topic have they published in peer reviewed journals, and how many non-falsifying citations have each of those papers received...? In other words, a fisherman who has never spent a day in school could literal be a genius, and have proof of it by showing the fishing method and tools that they have come up with to successfully caught fish... That is what genius and IQ is... Additionally, all the IQ numbers everyone presents are just results from a commercial website that generates money through number of visitors, so the website intentionally asking easy questions in a way that presents them as a difficult question, with the intent to give the visitor a fictitiously high score, which will drive that use to ask their friends & family to also visit that same website to beat their score, and so on... It's a marketing trick...
8 ай бұрын
Also, if these people had taken _actual_ IQ tests and were that smart, they'd know that any IQ test is only designed to measure IQ in a specific range. Even I know that and I'm an idiot of the highest order... I'm just good at taking IQ tests.
@falktor8 ай бұрын
this omg my mom keeps trying to remind me i'm "smart" because she had me take real iq tests and got 161 on 4 of them 😂. I failed almost all of my classes my entire education but yay i can recognize patterns prolly why my "intellect" comes out best when i'm people watching. I'm fucking dumb but ok IQ
@FullOfFallaciesVideo8 ай бұрын
@@falktor maybe you were meant to be an architect or artist -- IQ can be expressed in many ways...
@sylmaerie6 ай бұрын
idk man i know this wasn’t the main point of your comment but i disagree with the idea that a good measure of intelligence in the quantum physics example would be the number of published peer-reviewed papers and non-falsifying citations of those articles. that’s putting a lot of faith in academia as an institution which…is kinda built on prioritizing certain conceptualizations of knowledge over others, not to mention money and other resources that aren’t equally available to everyone. it’s gonna be a lot harder for someone who didn’t go to college and/or go into a research publication-oriented job to provide evidence of their intelligence under that measure, even if they are genuinely intelligent and knowledgeable about quantum physics
@FullOfFallaciesVideo6 ай бұрын
@@sylmaerie I actually agree with your reply -- very much so... What I was trying to get at, more or less, was that spouting put memorized facts from some quantum mechanics documentary or TED talk does not, in any way, show the scale of one's intelligence -- just their memory...
@ggaattyy28 ай бұрын
hi i’m petitioning to put all emkay narrators in one video, this is day one
@doomerofdaboomer.8 ай бұрын
I think they do that with the “all of” videos (correct me if wrong)
@osheridan8 ай бұрын
Soothouse Reboot
@osheridan8 ай бұрын
@@doomerofdaboomer. i think they mean at the same time
@mettaton-x8 ай бұрын
@@osheridanyeah, I would love to see them all having a conversation about goofy subreddits
@skull_lee8 ай бұрын
When the skibidi toilet disscussion with jack,robin,lexi,slazo,jay and hey maybe even old narrators could join like damien,michealand maybe even ones from ezpz like zach and cougar
@melonpie1058 ай бұрын
0:31 this is exactly the reason why my daycare put on classical music for us to fall asleep to during nap time. and i can confirm that i am the most idiotic person you'll ever meet in your entire life
@therealwisemysticaltree4 ай бұрын
is shrimps bugs?
@melonpie1054 ай бұрын
@@therealwisemysticaltree i thiiiiiink so. i try not to think about it when i eat them, eating bugs is gross
@therealwisemysticaltree4 ай бұрын
@@melonpie105 cowwect! :3
@therealwisemysticaltree4 ай бұрын
@@melonpie105 not about the eating bugs is gross part but correct about the shrimps is bugs part!
Literally my intellectual peak was when is social studies class my teacher was talking about how there’s disagreement about when Rome actually fell, and when I asked “was the earlier date the 3rd century crisis?” He said “yes, how did you know that?” Because it hadn’t been taught yet, and it was because I watched the extra history 3rd century crisis videos multiple times. Nothing I could do could top that in my eyes. These people seem like they had a similar experience but instead of just going “oh cool I was right this is awesome” and then moving on they made it their whole personality.
@NbNgMOD8 ай бұрын
I am in the 1% of IQ Bottom 1%
@screamman636 ай бұрын
real
@BisexualPlagueDoctor6 ай бұрын
How’s your 50 IQ doin
@sand_eater1016 ай бұрын
Relatable
@Doggo._.Woof15 ай бұрын
my online friends when i act stupid: (yes they insult me but i know its humor)
@Haxx7524 ай бұрын
@@Doggo._.Woof1don’t worry it’s normal, your friends will joke around with you like that, for example I got my retainer and I kinda got a lisp (lost it now) and my friend made fun of me about it but it was just as a joke
@thatguyintherain31688 ай бұрын
Claim your "who cares when you got here you're not special just watch the video" tickets here
@Anoobis9945 ай бұрын
Shut up
@Envy-Animations4 ай бұрын
That defeats the very point of “who cares where you got here you’re not special just watch the video”
@DECAYING_PAWS4 ай бұрын
I hate when people say “who’s here under one hour gang 👇”
@Elliotwillexplodesoon3 ай бұрын
@@Envy-Animations🤓
@thatguyintherain31682 ай бұрын
@@Envy-Animations I used the purpose to destroy the purpose
@chibiprussia55748 ай бұрын
I hate the people who think they're so god damn smart.. I ask an innocent question and they berate me
@pumpkinsareaberry12378 ай бұрын
People seriously underestimate the ability and willingness to ask questions and learn. It's should never be looked down on. Assuming to be correct all the time is the real stupidity ❤
@letsgetreal64023 ай бұрын
People don't like questions because they don't have answers and they don't like facing their own shortcomings and gaps of knowledge (numerous though they may be)
@Serial_Designation_X2 ай бұрын
ACKtually you misspelled “..” it’s supposed to be “…” u numbskull ☝️🤓 /s /j
@Somerandomguyinthecomments8 ай бұрын
29:22 isn’t Spanish from Spain?
@bluealien-mae7 ай бұрын
yes, there are colloquial versions in southern and central America, but its based on a European language. I dont think that genius knew that.
@taffingtonboathouse57545 ай бұрын
All the American languages are based apon old world languages (unless your native)
@AethAbyss3 ай бұрын
"Dark is for smart people, stranger things is for dumb people LOL" as someone who watched both, Dark is for insane people. That show was WILD.
@demonbread22768 ай бұрын
These all sound like oblivion NPC's when the try to sound sophisticated
@cosmogaming65878 ай бұрын
ya ghat daym right
@AceJackWagon8853 ай бұрын
"Hi, I'd like to introduce myself, I'm the head of Who the Hell Asked incorporated."
@liamcoulthard21018 ай бұрын
29:23 Spanish is a European Language 🤣🤣
@bluealien-mae7 ай бұрын
I was looking for someone who noticed that too!
@teathesilkwing76164 ай бұрын
For now. 😈😈😈
@hitthatrwnoflare96458 ай бұрын
This motion picture was indubitably quite captivating
@NbNgMOD8 ай бұрын
It takes a HIGH mental acuity (in which i have) to understand the machinations of this comment. Quite indubitably captivating
@rtasvadum18108 ай бұрын
AhhhhWOBUDAGH
8 ай бұрын
@@rtasvadum1810, yes, that too.
@kev_14718 ай бұрын
@@rtasvadum1810 GAUBUGAwa?
@rtasvadum18108 ай бұрын
@@kev_1471 gubuSOWsgibibble :3
@Space-Milk5 ай бұрын
As someone with Asperger's I hate when people use a ton of big words to sound fancy and be snobby, when I use big words people think I'm doing that too but I use big words because I know them and they're fun + it's easier to get your point across
@ririlub4 ай бұрын
What's Asperger's if you don't mind me asking
@Solanin08034 ай бұрын
@@ririluba form of autism
@arandomperson77134 ай бұрын
@@ririlub Autism, I think. Apparently a lot of people don’t really like the term, though. The guy it was named after wasn’t the coolest shmuck on the block.
@-alovelygaycat-4 ай бұрын
@@ririlub Arandomperson was correct, Asperger’s is an archaic term for what would now be called low support needs/high functioning autism. Most people diagnosed past the mid 2000’s don’t really use it anymore since it’s named after a guy who tested and euthanized autistic children. I sometimes use it when talking to older people/people who don’t understand autism well to describe my own condition since just saying “autism” tends to give people like that the wrong impression.
@jaytrashwade1-118 күн бұрын
@@arandomperson7713 Asperger's syndrome is yet another flavor of autism. I sincerely hope you understand autism is a weird and ridiculous spectrum that a vast majority of mental disorders are linked to and generally coexist with. ADHD is part of my personal flavor of autism I have been diagnosed with.
@balls_gaming8 ай бұрын
28:23 as a rick and morty fan I agree. only high IQ individuals can understand why a super-genius turning into a motherfucking pickle is funny
@CelestialHart8 ай бұрын
EmKay is great to watch while eating breakfast, Trust me I have an IQ of 69! I'm very smart.
@SilverAceOfSpades8 ай бұрын
As an individual with an IQ of 420, this channel is surprisingly intellectually stimulating enough for the likes of me, though some lesser beings might find it difficult to understand the humor presented by this channel. (Did I do the iamverysmart thing right?)
@CelestialHart8 ай бұрын
Well said my fellow intellectual! (yes very well done :P)@@SilverAceOfSpades
@charcoalcookiez8 ай бұрын
as a specimen of the Homo Sapiens, I must illustrate to you that an iq of 69 is infact below the bottom 2% in all of America, thus, with an iq of 20000, i must illustrate that such simpletons such as you are infact unable to properly proccess the deepness of this video. however, with my iq 0f 69,000, I can properly deduce all the subtle jokes and hidden meanings behind this work. trust me, I have an iq of 99999999. i am infact very smart.
@user-dn9fx3cz6f8 ай бұрын
Very nice IQ
@abhimanyugauba4287 ай бұрын
how do you have 1.7112245242814131137246833888127e+98 IQ you must be the smartest person to ever exist
@slaperofallfish5 ай бұрын
58:38 didn’t expect stolas to start talking
@LegendaryDorkKnight8 ай бұрын
The assistant pastor at my old church has an M.D. but when she explains things, it feels so natural and simple. I asked her about it once and she said "If you can't articulate your high level knowledge, there's not point in even being smart. Smarter people will think you're dumb for not knowing how to read a room and dumber people will just think you're a smartass." Throughout my life and academic career, I've kept these words in mind.
@Beregorn888 ай бұрын
1:47 you would need a picture, since both brooch and broach do exist, and the provided context is not enough to decide which one is right...
@yourfavoritetransgender8 ай бұрын
8:19 I hope someone replied with just "farts" because any true intellectual knows fart jokes are top tier comedy and I just know this guy would get mad about it😭
@dvey-zo8lh4 ай бұрын
My unwavering and unequivocal admiration, appreciation, and reverence for this particular audiovisual masterpiece are deeply rooted in its meticulously orchestrated and painstakingly crafted amalgamation of a diverse array of refined and sophisticated comedic methodologies, techniques, and elements, artfully intertwined, interwoven, and seamlessly integrated to captivate, engage, and immerse not only my cognitive faculties but also my emotional and spiritual sensibilities, thereby eliciting an authentic, ineffable, and profoundly gratifying sense of joy, contentment, and euphoria that transcends mere entertainment and resonates on a profoundly profound and existential level. That is to say, I like this video and find it funny
@NotoriousWar4 ай бұрын
Ah, a connoisseur of remarkedly insightful wisdom. To which I would be humbly gratified to compare the unequivocal righteousness and calibre, and who demonstrates the particular musings in the jocular nature, that I find most piquant. As I was saying there, I agree & I like the way you think.
@doomerofdaboomer.8 ай бұрын
No more tickets, ran out.
@seancannon50588 ай бұрын
Yooooo I’m your first comment 😄
@SYS6318 ай бұрын
second
@20h2p8 ай бұрын
Hola
@1carusanimates8 ай бұрын
Early :D
@seancannon50588 ай бұрын
Hey guys how are yall😀
@extrememeowman37828 ай бұрын
3 and 1/2 hours of Emkay. I love this channel!
@Juno-bug5 ай бұрын
Real 😼😼
@LanxPenzenpepper7 ай бұрын
I'm perfect at being not perfect. My idiocy is too smart, it always outsmarts me. I want mashed potatoes.
@michaelhorton84895 ай бұрын
**Gives you mashed potatoes** 💥🥔🥣🫱 Here!
@lovelylynx54738 ай бұрын
4:05 hilarious.. utterly hilarious at how they thk this is a valid argument. 'ion' is AAVE and stems from the shortened pronunciation of 'i don't'. you could very well argue for the same reason that since the full phrase is 'do not', 'don't' just doesn't exist. english is ever evolving, and sub-dialects and whatnot are well known and understood by the people who speak it, which is, yanno.. the entire point of language. it doesnt make any of it more or less 'right' or 'wrong'.
@Smallllllllllllllwolf6 ай бұрын
36:00 I'm Atheist *and* Spiritual WHAT YA GONNA DO?
@YoMama_Said8 ай бұрын
I have a single-digit IQ. I admit it.
@damiondraws85388 ай бұрын
Good thing IQ isn’t intelligence. It’s just special awareness and pattern recognition lol (Im aware you are making a joke, I’m bouncing off of it)
@NbNgMOD8 ай бұрын
@@damiondraws8538 isnt IQ a ratio though? Its a ratio of the amount of people there are in a society.
@damiondraws85388 ай бұрын
@@NbNgMOD it’s most likely scaled on the average IQ of the population but it’s mostly just a way of gauging a person’s ability to recognize patterns and use logic. Not rlly actual intelligence. It’s not like it you have a high IQ you can solve difficult math problems, it more so means that you can recognize patterns in people and your environment. Like recognizing how to put shapes together in ways others can’t. That sort of thing.
@F0xtr0t7757 ай бұрын
[Insert smart talk here]
@GooberBugOFF8 ай бұрын
48:33 “what makes you special “ My autism lmao
@progect35488 ай бұрын
1:19:51 the way jack said intellectually nearly made me do a spit-take
@ellaminnowpea19998 ай бұрын
1:52:42 oh, you’re genuflecting while you plead? 😂
@SodaADayKeepsTheSanityAway6 ай бұрын
The people complaining about their about their classes not being difficult enough confuse me so much. I think when my classes get difficult I'll just give up tbh.
@jakethemaximus88128 ай бұрын
At 16:06 he used anthropomorphic wrong. It means human like, or having human qualities. Not whatever he’s using it for. I think he just found the word, thought it was cool, and prayed that he used it correctly
@AccSwtch508 ай бұрын
I wonder what the correct sesquipedalian word would be. I know the simple word would be "manmade" Also, this guy seems to be a climate change denier that managed to just look like a psuedo intellectual because he uses sesquipedalian language.
@jakethemaximus88127 ай бұрын
I see
@teathesilkwing76164 ай бұрын
He heard “anthropogenic climate change” and thought it said “anthropomorphic” lmao
@tobyandahalf8 ай бұрын
friendly reminder that intelligence is not the same across the board. say you're a chemist, and your friend is an astronomer. they're both sciences, and they're both difficult, but they each require their own expertise and knowledge. just because joe down the street is the next socrates doesn't mean that you're stupid or beneath him. don't compare yourself to other people. the only thing you have to be is yourself, no matter who that is.
@tobyandahalf8 ай бұрын
as long as you're not doing anything illegal
@cubekoss75478 ай бұрын
200 IQ video
@gabrielobrien64518 ай бұрын
It is now my life goal to find and embarrass any of these "smart" people.
@Nyerguds8 ай бұрын
When asked for my job description, I generally just say "code monkey". I think that's pretty self-explanatory. Who cares if I work on code for NASA space ships, hospitals or some accountant's personal little accounting tool? I don't. "Code monkey" it is.
@user-ey5xw2nx9s8 ай бұрын
It is honest and straightforward! I sincerely respect you! :D
@ririlub4 ай бұрын
What's code monkey?
@BoboHobo696 ай бұрын
I hate when people use their iq as an excuse to say they’re smart at everything when that’s just not how it works, just because you have an above average iq doesn’t mean you are smart in every field, I have an iq of 138 and I’m behind a lot in math, and some other things, and thrive in others, just because you have an iq above average doesn’t mean you are soooo educated in everything. It’s just narcissistic and weird
@TheNeorch80424 күн бұрын
If iq doesn't prove how smart you are, what does? Not against you or anything I'm just asking
@philbateman19898 ай бұрын
I don't know why people who want to appear of "superior intellect" tout academia or academic work as a symbol of that. Mate, I'm 34 and I was a university academic for almost 8 years. Spending an hour with me would make it very apparent that I am not intellectually superior XD I'm just very knowledgeable about the specific topic I taught because I spent a lot of time studying and applying it. I wasn't born with that knowledge. In every other thing outside that one specific area of study, I am decidedly average lol. As are 99% of academics at the university level. Hence why we generally teach one very specific topic.
@gigglenose19908 ай бұрын
the subreddit of 🤓☝
@MetallicDeviant8 ай бұрын
I think my brain melted by hearing all this ego all at once.
@FennecTECH5 ай бұрын
Depression is when your brain doesnt make enough of the happy chemicals.
@SpeedRunner333338 ай бұрын
27:00 It's not that Python is the easiest language, but it is the single language that most people start with before learning other languages
@SilverAceOfSpades8 ай бұрын
I used to be like these people. I thought I was sooooo smart. I still think I'm smart, but not to this egotistical extent.
@vasvoljenistanoje89258 ай бұрын
We have all been teens and kids after all. Problem is if you stay like that as an adult.
@ghoust5924 ай бұрын
Yeah i used to be like that, People are always like "If I met my younger self i would hug them", I would kick them to the stratosphere, i was cringe in the bad sense
@jsange3 ай бұрын
The response to "I don't even see how your mental illness is even a thing" is "I suspect there are a great many things that fall outside of your understanding but that doesn't make them not exist anymore."
@henrysanecdotes532313 күн бұрын
8:24 they even got the logic backwards. They basically just said “I have the intellectual capacity of a chimpanzee” lol
@cryskingwiththetankfromMSpaint8 ай бұрын
11:27 i'm not perfect at math but i don't think that of you only have variables and not constants, you can ??make up the answer thus making it invalid?? (please oh please correct me if i'm wrong) Edit: CORRECT! :D
@teooo238 ай бұрын
I think most of Eastern Europe can relate to learning English from TV rather than from school
@SacsachCCABPАй бұрын
8:24 but, if I’m no smarter than a chimpanzee… then, you’re no smarter than me, and you’re no smarter than a chimpanzee.
@mud_muncher_8 ай бұрын
greetings humans i am a superiror intelligent being off magnificient quantiriestes of intellignece and i finde this intellectul form of media immensely entertaing seeng intellctuals such as mysefl
@Cassxowary8 ай бұрын
*the first one is even more ironic considering both those parties are bad, almost equally so*
@frgal13365 ай бұрын
6:25 im assuming this guy means basic integration (because if you’ve seen proper integration, noone is doing that in their head with no paper to at least write some thoughts on.) which is also, really easy to do in your head. The trickiest part is just remembering separate answers at most.
@Frozt_Byte8 ай бұрын
this program precured on the online video posting platform youtube was quite the captivating viewing experience! bravo!
@ToqiallyKool8 ай бұрын
I’m going to laugh at the person who said it was 1, since 1 + 2 = 3, 6 divided by 2 is 3, nothing in the space between brackets and numbers means to multiply, 3 x 3 is 9, I can’t see how tf you would get 1 even with the simplest of math
@Beregorn888 ай бұрын
The (wrong) reasoning is multiply the content of the parenthesis by 2 before doing the division
@Beregorn888 ай бұрын
@@linusfu515 no, it's not. See how you introduced a new set of parenthesis in the second step? You cannot conjure them out of thin air: if they are not there, they are not there. The operations must be resolved in order from left to right, even if you don't like it.
@itsmrlester8 ай бұрын
@@linusfu515bro im laughing rn, the answer is nine bro, ive literally looked at some mathematicians solve this and they all agree the answer is 9 bro, its basic pemdas bro solve for the parentheses first then solve left to right, bro this is basic math man
@itsmrlester8 ай бұрын
And the whole bracket thing is stupid, but if you go by pemdas like you should then you would add 1+2 and get the equation 6÷2(3) and working left to right now it becomes 6÷2 which is 3 times 3, from there you get 9 bro, i just laugh at these dudes who think they're freakin rocket scientist but when they fall flat on their face and get proven wrong, they act like everyone else is a dumbass and turn into children cause they cant stand someone else being right
@teathesilkwing76164 ай бұрын
It depends on if you see X➗Y(Z) as (X/Y)Z or X/(YZ)
@cantobot12348 ай бұрын
these dudes are literally just Redd White from ace attorney.
@ririlub4 ай бұрын
okay, yes
@jazminescicluna26076 ай бұрын
17:37 GENUINELY MADE ME LAUGH”yikes Walmart fight parking lot”
@sage68608 ай бұрын
why is it that people who feel the need to prove & flaunt their intelligence latch on to physics with the force of 1000 suns?
@Karl_Kroen3n8 ай бұрын
I have average IQ for a thirteen year old I’m in the middle bad at some classes good at others, I’m not above anyone, I am equal to my classmates Edit: I’m not calling myself smart or dumb, I’m average with my classmates (before anyone says anything).
@HeroinYoda8 ай бұрын
IQ means nothing. I've got 115 and i'm still stupid. IQ is just how easy it is for you to recognise patterns. It doesn't measure intelligence.
@cosmogaming65878 ай бұрын
my test said 144 and im pretty not smart
@pixel4tedd8 ай бұрын
agreed
@TrulyYours888 ай бұрын
Nah because this is mostly just Damien talking like a british tourist
@deathangel66668 ай бұрын
1:14 i dont know about that one cheif
@maeclown3 ай бұрын
yeah I think it’s nine? I mean 6/2x(2+1) bc if there’s no symbol and brackets, it multiplies. Might b wrong but lmk
@syphex80088 ай бұрын
Source: I Made it up
@zamasu59418 ай бұрын
My dude said he could easily calculate the valence electrons in a nucleus . if you have any sort of periodic table it will tell you the number of valence electrons in the group name
@hmnhntr6 ай бұрын
Also, electrons aren't in the nucleus, so the answer is literally always 0
@ghoust5924 ай бұрын
yeah like... that's why we have the periodic table. Also calculating the valence electrons is like 7th grade stuff it's not that spectacular
@teathesilkwing76164 ай бұрын
Anyone can calculate the valence electrons in a nucleus. It’s always 0 ;)
@StopMotion-Dann4 ай бұрын
fun drinking game: take a shot every time theres an "and everyone clapped" sorta post
@range6854 ай бұрын
I don't think that's fun, I think that's deadly.
@StopMotion-Dann4 ай бұрын
@@range685 i appreciate the determination to act as your pfp but its a joke
@The.Mawnster4 ай бұрын
This whole video had me going "wah wah wah I don't wanna f'n hear it!"
@cheechms8 ай бұрын
It’s insanely hilarious to me that these peasants with such low intelligence queries have the absolute audacity to try to prove to other mortal beings how smart they are with no intelligence whatsoever. Such magnificent work, Emkay, keep up the outstanding efforts!
@christophersun8 ай бұрын
15:14 actually violin performances on tv do actually tend to suck, but not in the way this “genius” means/thinks. There are multiple cases (though most are found in fiction shows) of actors just trying to imitate what they *think* a violinist would be doing when playing a piece, which, when an actor doesn’t play violin, ends up just being hilariously incorrect. I think two set violin made videos reacting to examples of this if you want a more professional opinion on this stuff
@papawheely36278 ай бұрын
Guy at 1:00 thought the guy he was replying to said they'd be a source of 'irony' rather than the metal, iron.
@greasycheese24theiii348 ай бұрын
Sometimes I see things on here that I actually think about (the main one I noticed was the deja vu one) on videos on this subreddit and I worry that I'm like those people. I don't think I do it, but I worry. Even on this comment, I'm super worried that I sound pretentious
@BisexualPlagueDoctor6 ай бұрын
I hate that I do or did some of these 💀😭
@osheridan8 ай бұрын
0:01 I'm not Murican, but through American family I know for a fact that Colorado is quite liberal 💙
@PalisadePeryton8 ай бұрын
Coloradoan here, it is for the most part, though not as much as I wish it was in my town lol
@THE_funnyalt8 ай бұрын
please what does liberal mean? i’m from the uk idek what liberal means. i’m assuming liberal christian? idk
@teathesilkwing76164 ай бұрын
@@THE_funnyaltit’s the closest thing America has to leftists or progressives. It’s sorta equivalent to people who support labor (I think that’s your more progressive party) in the UK
@THE_funnyalt4 ай бұрын
@@teathesilkwing7616 thanks for explaining!
@kristenflint24908 ай бұрын
python is literally the most simplified level of programming by far lmao
@sniclops154 ай бұрын
6:20 I think this is the first time I've seen someone brag about calculating valence electrons. It's literally high school knowledge. Not to mention the fact that he was completely wrong lol
@JennaGetsCreative8 ай бұрын
Not believing or defending the "very smart" people in these posts, but the I got an A writing 80 pages for an assignment that was supposed to be 100 could theoretically have achieved that. In many parts of the world, a post secondary A range starts at 80%. If they weren't specifically penalized for turning in a technically incomplete paper and the 80% of the paper turned in was perfect... Edit- A 4.2 GPA is possible at institutions that use the 4.33 scale instead of 4.0. It'd be the same as claiming to be the smarted with a 3.8, though.
@Frozt_Byte8 ай бұрын
skip
@Justsomeguyontheweb8 ай бұрын
Yay
@doomerofdaboomer.8 ай бұрын
Hi second.
@alexolotl1244 ай бұрын
17:54 The irony of this one is that even in relation to the rest of the solar system, the sun isn’t completely stationary either. It sort of wobbles in place a bit in addition to its rotation.
@boredombear42378 ай бұрын
When my mom moved to Germany because of her job she watched sesame Street to learn the language. It makes sense that you can learn a language through shows but if it isn’t a kids show idk how you would
@rygk96965 ай бұрын
In case you were wondering, the reason calculators handle this equation ( 1:17 for context) like that is because modern calculators fill the blank space in between equations with a Cdot with denotes multiplication, AKA The calculator solves for 3 x 3, which is 9. What I cannot answer however, is how they got 1 from the equation, or how brackets would help in finding the answer.
@niesy4 ай бұрын
It equals one as the scientific calculator multiplies the number before the bracket with the sum of the numbers in the brackets before the division. Its a whole debate in mathematics whether calculations involving brackets set up like this is counted in the bracket section of the order of operations (BODMAS/PEMDAS etc). Scientific calculators will always do calculations like this. It essentially rewrites the question to be: 6/((2x2)+(2x1) which equals 6/(4+2) = 6/6 = 1. or 6/2(2+1) = 6/2(3) = 6/6 = 1 If you look up this equation online, youll find most mathematicians saying the question itself is written wrong. When studying advanced mathematics at school, we were taught to follow the method of 6/((2x2)+(2x1) - I may be wrong since Ive been out of school for a few years now and haven't really been invested in mathematics enough to say i confidently/correctly remember but I believe this is taught as it correlated to equations involving parabolas and how to solve them. If someone else knows the correct reason why an equation may be done this way and/or knows more about this, it'd be quite interesting to know
@ImPhen0n4 ай бұрын
@@niesy The obelus(÷) was historically used to denote _dividing the expression to the left of it with the expression on the right,_ though this was not widespread. The current international standard (ISO 80000-2) says the obelus shouldn't be used. (for division) The 'correct' way of writing this equation would be to write 6/2 as a fraction, with (2+1) trailing it. Having the entire right side as the denominator would imply the equation was 6/[2(2+1)] which is not true.
@teathesilkwing76164 ай бұрын
It depends on if the calculator sees X➗Y(Z) as (X/Y)Z or X/(YZ)
@Benjamin-xv9le4 ай бұрын
@@ImPhen0n never using the symbol, seems like the best solution to me. Division is not an operation anyway, but only a shorthand for a multiplication with an inverse. Better to write it as 6/(2(2+1)) or 6(2+1)/2 depending on what is ment. The second interpretation looks wrong to me, tho. Must have been the mandated casio calculators in school.
@ImPhen0n4 ай бұрын
@Benjamin-xv9le That second one is actually correct. You are multiplying 6/2 and (2+1)/1 which simplifies to [6*(2+1)]/(2*1).
@centenia50408 ай бұрын
"How about learning a European language like German instead of appropriating the culture of minorities." A European language... Sir may I introduce to you the country of Spain!
@ThePerfectSonic8 ай бұрын
i love how many of these children dont realize that eating a thesaurus just makes them sound pompous af.
@Barakon8 ай бұрын
27:59 Terflop is like terabyte but for processing things per second. I hope that explanation made sense to someone :p.
@nobody53334 ай бұрын
3:22 while cgi stands for “computer generated images”, CG stands for “computer graphics” and encompasses 2d and 3d art made on a computer.
@hkey_current_user5 ай бұрын
14:32 that was the most obnoxious drawn out way of telling someone to kill themselves lol
@ellaminnowpea19998 ай бұрын
1:39:57 this one sounds like undiagnosed ADHD and they are self-medicating with caffeine… they literally said “I took a stimulant and could focus” 😂 I hope they get diagnosed soon and also learn to be a bit less full of themself 😅
@rarebrockstark62193 ай бұрын
5:44 This is something I would do, but I would be too lazy to read the question
@linksbetweendrinks70323 ай бұрын
I'll put it to ya like my college professor told me; "An I.Q. test is a great measure of someone's ability to take an I.Q. test, and not much else." Keep in mind; most of these boys are just kids. They'll learn a lot more as they grow up, so, try not to be too hard on them.
@lucaliliahidas57384 ай бұрын
As a wise man once said, the opposite of wisdom is not the lack of it, but the illusion of it.