A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a minature horse in the front seat. "What are you doing with that horse?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the farm." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the horse again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that horse to the farm!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"

Probably because they have no heart.

Shoulder-in on center line 😢😢 leading horse blatant evasion, head is tilted.😮😢

@@ImogenC-rt3fm You children need to learn about real horsemanship, instead of the fantasy you think is the only way, but is actually totally unrealistic.

+Saartje05 True! Though, these horses are not 'forced' to do anything, ever, but their natural physical abilities are carefully developed over time - as you know, but to make it even more clear to those who do not know or understand that all these movements are natural to the horse. The horses that lack the correct build or strength to perform the 'airs above the ground' - the most difficult movements - are not brought to the Spanish Riding School in Vienna.

You are so lucky, i would love to visit their stables, i bet they are amazing!

Kiera M They are... Beautiful city too.

*****​ Did you just made that up? All white doesn't mean they all look the same. Anyway I've been there. Watched the training.

***** DO YOU HAVE TO TYPE LIKE THIS? Uhm, saying horses are white so they can't tell them apart is total nonsense. It's like saying people are white so we can't tell them apart. Horses have different faces too. And yes, there are brown Lipizaners but the grey ones are still young and turn white the older they get. Most after they're ten years old.

A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a minature horse in the front seat. "What are you doing with that horse?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the farm." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the horse again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that horse to the farm!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"

@@mikedavidz6161 This joke has already been posted by you in a different comment thread.

My Spanish horse did the same thing twice in the field 🐎.

The capriole.

His piaffe was gorgeous.

It's considered good luck to have a dark horse with the white (actually grey) horses. Sometimes a black or bay foal will stay that color. Yes, it is tradition. (Jan Griffiths).

A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a minature horse in the front seat. "What are you doing with that horse?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the farm." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the horse again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that horse to the farm!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"

@@mikedavidz6161 Third time now, in a very small number of comments, so it seems like your joke is posted as a reply to every second comment! It's getting tiresome!

A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a minature horse in the front seat. "What are you doing with that horse?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the farm." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the horse again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that horse to the farm!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"

@@mikedavidz6161 FOURTH TIME! Come on buddy! This is far from funny. It's very dumb!

He remained that color instead of greying out as nearly all of them do. He is still a purebred Lippizaner. It's considered good luck to have a dark horse, and traditionally one was always kept. (Jan Griffiths).

I sure hope that wasn't an attempt to sound intelligent or something, because it failed miserably!

srry but honestly, I know like 5 male riders personally and 30 females, and almost all the best riders are male, we just give up too easily, and let others take us down...

Sure you are. I believe you. 🤣😂🤣

Trieste is very near the Slovenian border.

@@adrianashilling2573 Yes, it's actually called Trst.

@@wolfgang4043 The city at this point in time is part of Italy so it’s called Trieste. It’s changed hands several times over the centuries and there are many Slovenians in the city and many Italians go to Slovenia for various reasons .My mom was Italian (from Calabria) and I grew up bilingual and have spent a lot of time in Italy but mostly from Naples on south. The Spanish riding school I wonderful but Italians have also contributed a lot to the history of the equestrian arts (Caprilli’s forward seat for example). You can call it Trst. I will call it Trieste and we can still be friends I hope. I’ve never been in the area but I hope it’s not a different version of the Gaza Strip. Have a great day. P.S. I’ve never heard any Italians claim that Lipizzaners were an Italian creation. There’s a very interesting book called “The Perfect Horse” which you might find interesting if you enjoy history. Another lovely book is “My Horses, My Teachers” by Colonel Podhasky but period you’ve read it. Are you from that area or have connections there? From what I could divine from a map it’s quite possible that the city has expanded and has a foot in each country and each one has its own moniker for it. My only hope is that the neighbors get along peacefully each respecting the other.

@@adrianashilling2573 It may have been a part of several countries, but it is the stolen land of Slovenians whose governments gave themselves different names. It was already liberated from fascists, but then given as a sacrifice together with Gorica and lots of land to Italy by the idiot Churchill. If Slovenians were a bit more militant, it would turn into a kind of Gaza, yes.

@@wolfgang4043 It’s so sad how the aftermath of wars linger for decades or centuries after the last shot has supposedly been fired. I am appalled at what the US has accomplished “spreading democracy” in the Middle East and the havoc the refugees fleeing the mess we created has caused throughout Europe . Like most industries wars make a small number of people obscene amounts of money at the expense of inestimable suffering to ordinary people. Where do you live if that’s not too personal a question? I’m in southern IL and the amount of division and hate combined with our cornucopia of weapons creates a situation in which I can’t see an appealing resolution.

Please realize this is neither written nor voiced over by an actual horse person.

@@ImogenC-rt3fm So what? It's great anyway!

You are a sheep, mindlessly following a fad without thinking at all. Go back to Raleigh Link, where all the other little girls who aspire to be sheep are.

FUCK YOU KZfaq! Every time you shadow ban me for saying something that is 100% not harmful in any way, you just make me angrier. I will SUE YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF!

Wtf are you from stone age?! These horses are tamed if you can’t tell and so are dogs,cats,tortoises,sheep and so on.

The wild isn't so wild any more. Humans feel like they have to develop everything, and captivity isn't so bad if it's the only way some creatures can be saved. The wild is fast disappearing, and poachers still take a terrible toll on some animals. (Jan Griffiths).