The SpongeBob Mayonnaise Theory

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MustardPregnancy

9 ай бұрын

Today we're answering the biggest question in SpongeBob history, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

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@AlexBaleFilms 8 ай бұрын

Plankton also asked "Do instruments of torture count?" Maybe Patrick was really asking if Mayo was an instrument of torture. In S8 Planet of the Jellyfish mayonnaise is used as a weapon to kill all the alien jellyfish. Did Patrick know?

@spyro2002 8 ай бұрын

What? THE spongebob guy is here? I am honored.

@nickronca1562 8 ай бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised if Patrick knew considering The Theorizer's theory that Patrick has hundreds of split personalities in his brain and is aware of the true nature of his reality. I know you went in a different direction and said that Patrick is actually a robot and stuff, but bogh theories about Patrick makes sense to me.

@birdnerd5669 8 ай бұрын

i thought bro retired from spongebob the man can leave spongebob but the spongebob cant leave the man

@Blackandyellow2978 8 ай бұрын

Yo! DFTM guy is here! Let’s Go!!!

@mustardpregnancy 8 ай бұрын

WOOOW! That’s deeeep😂 Do your own mayonnaise theory please! Would love to see your perspective and what other dots you can connect because based off this comment alone🔥

@federtm2 8 ай бұрын

That's precisely what a guy called "mustard" would say

@theoriginalbunnygirl 6 ай бұрын

And if mustard can be pregnant, than mayonaise can be an instrument!

@bluestar_kun 8 ай бұрын

I still remember in 8th grade band when another kid asked our band teacher, Mr. Dickinson, if mayonnaise was an instrument. The immediate response was "If you can make it vibrate". never letting that memory go

@BinglesP 8 ай бұрын

That's true, that's fundamentally how instruments work. Fun fact: Mayonnaise is one of the selectable instruments in the official SpongeBob SquarePants Minecraft world, and they show exactly that. Whenever your character hold-presses/clicks with it equipped, it plays an animation in both 1st and 3rd -person where they physically shake the jar to make vibrations out of it. So, yeah, that's one way you could play it.

@BungieStudios 2 ай бұрын

I can... Make mayonnaise... Vibrate. 🤓

@link7417 2 күн бұрын

@@BinglesP technically everything can vibrate and everything do technically vibrate fundamentally, what we persive as heat is technically vibrations of atoms lol,

@alexy.9306 8 ай бұрын

Bro got a degree in yapping over a simple joke

@rndmprsn3970 5 ай бұрын

“Befuddling inquiry” “enigmatic enigma” “transcendental nature”

@pikawesome1 8 ай бұрын

I'd say yeah, technically anything that makes sound can be used as an instrument so it would be like a drum.

@Azurethewolf168 8 ай бұрын

Yeah, personally though I feel like all this out of the box stuff is just millennials and boomers trying to be lazy and have things that clearly just sound horrible be praised. Nothing says that more like trying to break down every previous societal norm and replacing it with degeneracy, laziness or just nothing at all. I get it, innovation is needed, but not by destroying what’s worked for millennia. This whole thing really feels like a group of college students just pushed their ideas to the entire western world and didn’t really understand more complex things such as why those previous traditions or ideas existed.

@jamesru1 8 ай бұрын

Or a squishy sound if you squeeze your hand in it

@shoogamoogaman 8 ай бұрын

Are you saying... everything's a drum?

@pikawesome1 8 ай бұрын

@shoogamoogaman technically yes

@nuclearcatbaby1131 8 ай бұрын

Is hemoglobin an element?

@hwkammers Ай бұрын

at first i thought this was a joke, then as i clicked i realized the magnitude and depth of the situation i was in.

@hwkammers Ай бұрын

Direction, and *MAGNITUDE*

@CWorld383 8 ай бұрын

KZfaqrs can put “SpongeBob *insert word* theory” and I instantly eat it up

@sureshock8302 4 ай бұрын

I subscribed cause I feel the same way. Also nice videos :)

@CWorld383 4 ай бұрын

@@sureshock8302 hey thanks :) I appreciate that

@hwkammers Ай бұрын

SpongeBob why is everything happening to me involved with circles theory. Based on a true story.

@smyrda4473 8 ай бұрын

One good take my mom helped me realize is that maybe Patrick was confusing condiment with instrument. It's a dry take but I took my mom she may have solved what was going on with the writers that day 😂

@planetcheese 8 ай бұрын

Fun fact, in the French version of the episode, Squidward's reply is something along the lines of "no, Patrick, I'm pretty sure that's a condiment", so I'm pretty sure this is accurate

@smyrda4473 8 ай бұрын

@@planetcheese That's actually so awesome, I had no idea great find dude

@4fingersnix 7 ай бұрын

This was always my take on it too.

@justcallmeBIG_L 8 ай бұрын

Patrick is very much ahead of our time. He will grow up to be so brilliant nobody understands him

@Itskaidaorangeguy2017 8 ай бұрын

Hey, remember that SpongeBob’s body became music? That supports this.

@chris-dy1dc 8 ай бұрын

this guy is a legend for maing a theory about a joke said by a fat pink star

@the_zara_moon 8 ай бұрын

Quick question, why does it take him 3 days to make potato salad?

@anthonythechicken3699 8 ай бұрын

Because Bikini bottom has no potatoes, so all the scientists had to spend three days genetically modifying coral in order to create a potato-like substance.

@musicwiggle22 5 ай бұрын

@@anthonythechicken3699binging with babish recreated it in a video as well

@hwkammers Ай бұрын

@@anthonythechicken3699 bruh the krusty krab has something called "Sea Potatoes" to make fries with 😅

@anthonythechicken3699 Ай бұрын

@@hwkammers Umm yeah that's just what the rip off potatoes are called, they are just glued together blended coral, painted brown.

@Xzbm50 6 ай бұрын

Spongebob:says a word in the first around 6 seasons. Spongebob theorists: OMG THIS MEANS SPONGEBOB HAS A SAD BACKSTORY AND WENT TO JAIL.

@NekoChanSenpai 28 күн бұрын

Yes, the party episode. With the plan your own party kit. Angst and jail.

@samuelisliving2952 8 ай бұрын

Not sure if this is your intention but this feels like an awesome parody of Karsten runquist and I love it

@elizabethcallan10 8 ай бұрын

Technically, yes you can make music with anything if u really wanna think bout it. U just need to hit it with a beat or throw the contents to a beat or blow the empty jar etc. For example, I can play the spoons. Edit: nailed it! Got the theory correct!

@DillyzThe1 8 ай бұрын

tbf, i've literally used a battle for bikini bottom rehydrated steam case as PERCUSSION and nobody noticed.... so mayonnaise can be an instrument. (i specifically used it as a bunch of toms)

@ArtistUnknownOfficial 8 ай бұрын

It's worth noting that the definition of "instrument" can be used in other contexts. Oxford's first definition is "a tool or implement, especially one for delicate or scientific work"...could be a head-nod to the theory of patrick being an actual genius in the past. He taught spongebob to drive a boat with no experience. If only he had kept on the supposed "brain coral" for a head! He would be a national hero.

@p3talsdotpng 9 ай бұрын

Love the quality of this video! :D subscriber gained 💕

@blankblank6214 8 ай бұрын

I dont have enough mayo to check

@imthetrollman9279 Ай бұрын

I think you should also look into why mayonnaise can kill aliens too from "planet of the jellyfish"

@Waltyworld 8 ай бұрын

I was not scratching my head over this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@maplegaming143 5 ай бұрын

Your voice sounds ai generated

@bwfextreme Ай бұрын

It is. All the later videos have his real voice

@mattneff 8 ай бұрын

I'm genuinely surprised you have under 1,000 Subs, keep up the great work!

@nelvi. 8 ай бұрын

Why isn't this viral..

@JamesBond-xx1lv 8 ай бұрын

Give it time

@randomvideos_thelittleones7024 8 ай бұрын

Freakin' epik bro. Got my sub.

@peppers4zeze532 8 ай бұрын

Bro just turned a Smashing Pumpkings refference into a whole essay about the mind of patrick and music

@Thefantasticroll5090 8 ай бұрын

Remember people: Mayonnaise can fix anything

@benim1359 5 ай бұрын

Watching this at 2 a.m. while tripping on shrooms is a whole other level. Was eating an egg with mayonnaise. After this episode i analyzes the mayo for about 30 minutes.

@iThiink 4 күн бұрын

You just gaslit me into thinking mayo is an instrument

@Torgo1969 8 ай бұрын

An instrument of our salvation! Delicious.

@borntoclimb7116 8 ай бұрын

Very interesting theory

@Worbly 8 ай бұрын

1:31 “…the enigmatic enigma….”

@AnotherVA 8 ай бұрын

Ok but this leaves one question for me, Is horseradish also an instrument?

@crystalclearthoughts693 8 ай бұрын

Remember when squidwards “ghost” told SpongeBob to play a song with a tissue

@ashhancox1931 6 ай бұрын

If a triangle, that has approximately one or two sounds counts as an instrument, then mayonnaise can absolutely count.

@Noelle_Nufkin 8 ай бұрын

Pioneer? according to the show's definition of Pioneer, Pioneer rode massive sea rocks across the vast under sea basin of the kelp reefs, who else is known to use such a similar form of geological formations as their own abode?? coincidence?? I think not! As seem in the Star family tree, Patrick Star was literally related to royalty, heck one could say that Patrick Star comes from the pioneer lineage that founded Bikini bottom. thank you for comming to Tonight's ted talk.

@Coconutboi 8 ай бұрын

Very insightful! Awesome video, MustardPregnancy!

@_.rens._ 8 ай бұрын

This Is A "Sweet Victory"

@Beardash123 7 күн бұрын

People be making SpongeBob theories with anything now💀

@Dusty-Blue-Doodles 5 ай бұрын

so.... is mayonnaise is instrument?

@PlayerALH 4 күн бұрын

2024: rocking to phonk The hell is that noise!?!? -2008

@JAMESRKOFL 8 ай бұрын

Yes a 8 minute video was needed to explain this complex question by Mr.Star 👏🏽

@jasoncarnevale2998 8 ай бұрын

God I love this show. Will always remind me of being 9 years old

@cooldoberman2024 Ай бұрын

who gave squidward a car?

@professorhaystacks6606 8 ай бұрын

In Spongebob Docupants (which is a great series by the way), a pseudo-documentary of various episodes as if they were real, one of those 'interviewed' says Squidward was so old-school he didn't even consider mayonaise to be an instrument.

@matthewisguy7336 8 ай бұрын

1:31 🥛 💭 🤔

@asphyxia4316 7 ай бұрын

Noise musicians watched this and said "hell yeah," then soldered a contact mic to the lid of a mayo jar.

@sussybaka7890 8 ай бұрын

Stellar writing. Wasn't expecting this degree of eloquence and elegance from a vid talking ab spongebob, but hey that's internet for you! This is a gem, I'll be looking forward for more.

@doofdudes7067 8 ай бұрын

especially an 8 minute video

@doofdudes7067 8 ай бұрын

and then boom

@jamlpe 4 ай бұрын

1:30 the enigmatic enigma lol

@sandro5535 Ай бұрын

Neither Mayo or Horseradish is an instrument. It becomes an instrument when combined

@dafilmqueen556 7 күн бұрын

I thought MatPat was the only theorist out there who made theories based on statements or jokes said by questionable sources, but no, we got a new contender for that race..

@whitetiana3022 5 ай бұрын

philosophy majors be like:

@RRW359 8 ай бұрын

Do instruments of torture count?

@RonZhang 8 ай бұрын

4:27 well maybe Patrick has creative talent! He’s the one who read out the Ugly Barnacle in such a literary way to help out his friend SpongeBob

@TheEnemyOfDawn 8 ай бұрын

I always thought Patrick was confusing Instrument with the word accoutrement, like stuff you would put on food like mayo or horseradish

@arielamaya4177 4 ай бұрын

Is mayonnaise an instrument, then I look a the blue men using anything like an instrument.

@V0idstrider_Soul_ 9 ай бұрын

Great video bravo

@NoahSpurrier 19 күн бұрын

A sandwich is a symphony.

@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 8 ай бұрын

I mean, you can record the sound of a mayonnaise packet hitting the ground and put it in a midi sequencer for percussion...

@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 8 ай бұрын

🤓🤓🤓

@FernandoKingstun 6 ай бұрын

The tea is teaing the kettle is kettling the juice is juicing the spill is spilling the undergarment is undergarmeting

@The_Shimp 5 ай бұрын

Mayonnaise sloshes?

@moth8190 5 ай бұрын

awesome video

@iammrbadguy9706 8 ай бұрын

Don´t tell me the beatles "Revolution 9" is supposed to be good music. No. Avangarde Music is only good if it breaks expectation, not random musical stuff.

@theoriginalbunnygirl 6 ай бұрын

But how does mustard get pregnant? That's the real question that should be answered.

@intern_ranked_employee 2 ай бұрын

hehe, I thought too much about the under water boating

@SalvationDiscipleshipAreNotThe Ай бұрын

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is NOT an instrument, lol!

@GlimGlomShlom9385 8 ай бұрын

This is the theory for me

@SquidwardTentacles444 8 ай бұрын

No guys mayonnaise is not an instrument.

@mr.coolguy8513 8 ай бұрын

Horse radish isn’t either.

@NekoChanSenpai 28 күн бұрын

If I may nitpick, Patrick did not ask if the JAR was an instrument, but if MAYONNAISE is an instrument. And to that I say, how do you play the mayonnaise?

@nevanpaxton 4 ай бұрын

I was told to watch this and now that I have I completely agree with it

@_cfmca 8 ай бұрын

Good video M.Preg

@sonicfanboy3375 8 ай бұрын

This feels AI generated

@JordanPlayz158 8 ай бұрын

This comment feels programmatically generated xD

@rayganthetheremind1216 8 ай бұрын

*what about horse radish?*

@elizabanks_ 8 ай бұрын

this feels like a saberfart video

@sahilhossian8212 8 ай бұрын

Lore of The SpongeBob Mayonnaise Theory momentum 100

@BSL_HAB 20 күн бұрын

This is your most likely theory yet

@neimenovani7256 8 ай бұрын

Big brain time

@FernandoKingstun 6 ай бұрын

The dip is dipping the dipper is dippering the diaper is changing

@nameman9997 8 ай бұрын

Mayonnaise is an instrument of war, as seen in “Planet of the jellyfish”

@braelyn.b__ 8 ай бұрын

this is really one of those 2+2=5 videos

@georgyuwu7432 6 ай бұрын

5:11 OMGGGGG I *ABSOLUTELY* LOVE BILLIE EILISH AND I LOVE THIS CHANNEL THAT GOT ME SOO EXCITED 😭❤️❤️😭❤️😭

@FrontFeeble 2 ай бұрын

Does cold mayo make a different sound than room temp or warm?

@brendantv8520 5 ай бұрын

Ok, this is probably your saddest one yet.

@chainsawz5618 8 ай бұрын

i've never heard a more random string of unrelated moments in a children's tv show smashed together this incoherently with absolutely nothing of substance to say before

@aljj94 8 ай бұрын

Bro idk who you are but you cooked with this

@projectnitefall8058 8 ай бұрын

K391 MADE A SONG WITH JUST MAYONNAISE. So yes mayonnaise is an instrument

@atheon- Ай бұрын

this is the best stupid video i've ever saw, +1 subscriber

@SL-cl9gt 8 ай бұрын

Season 2 ??!!!!!! Dammnnnnnn

@ckc410gaming9 2 ай бұрын

Is mayonnaise an instrument

@everia_games 7 ай бұрын

Is mustard an instrument

@SquidBeatsSB 8 ай бұрын

2:34 episode three is tea at the treedome

@nickronca1562 8 ай бұрын

I think he meant episode 3 as in Season 1 Episode 3a/3b, not episode 3 as in Season 1 episode 1a as episode one, 1b as episode two, and 1c as episode 3

@SquidBeatsSB 8 ай бұрын

@@nickronca1562 oh

@user-xj7ut5yk5i 5 ай бұрын

I know this mf did NOT start the video with "don't think too hard about it" 😂

@Ninjagamer-mo4mo 8 ай бұрын

Are there two people running this channel?

@DeusVult838 8 ай бұрын

Mayonnaise is possibly the best instrument

@AskAdam28 8 ай бұрын

And what about The Lid?

@Akerheaoby 8 ай бұрын

bro its pronounced mayo-de-noche

@mihaleben6051 8 ай бұрын

What about tartar sauce?

@Onistuwa 8 ай бұрын

dang!

@xxProjectJxx 8 ай бұрын

If mayo is an instrument, then it dillutes the definition of "instrument" to the point that it's essentially meaningless. But, I mean, yea, you technically could make _some_ sort of music using a mayo jar.