This is Canon for me now.

Padme: "So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous *T E C H N O* "

>Walks into galactic meeting >play Techno full volume to show dominance >refuses to elaborate >leaves

I love how they all react like this is not the first time, but still let him do his thing because the Techno Union is too important as an ally

"Is it possible to learn such a beat?" "Not from the Jedi"

I've learned a terrible truth I think chancellor palpatine is a synth lord

Shu Mei: "I can't hear a damn thing" Wat Tambor: *Turns up volume* 10/10 would join the Separatists again.

Republic locker room: quiet, normal CIS locker room:

"I may have gone too far in a few places." - George Lucas

I can't get over how he turns it back up after he's done talking

I guess we know where Jango got those sonic detonators from.

The portrayal of the CIS council as being completely done with Tambors shit and being pissed that they cant hear anything over the bass is something I accept as canon wholeheartadly

The beat dropped harder than the population on Alderaan circa 0 BBY.

The moment when Anakin truly became Darth Vader was when he murdered the greatest DJ of the galaxy.

Fun fact: Tambor means Drum in spanish

The way he turns the volume up to full and just starts dancing without a care in the world, after offering his army to count dooku at 0:27 is just perfection!

“THE BANKING CLAN WILL SIGN YOUR TREATY” “WHAT?”

Star Wars: The last DJedi

Reasons to side with the Republic: Relative peace, strong Jedi defense force, the Senate. Reasons to join the CIS:

Wow I finally learned that Deaf Star was just a one huge wireless speaker.

That One Guy: "Star Wars is so fake, because in space, you wouldn't be able to hear any of the combat." Techno Union: "Speak up son, I can't hear you!"

Formidability: Techno Union > First Order

I imagine the Dark Troopers were made in "cooperation" with the Techno Union.

Lando: How can they be jamming if they don't know we're coming? Wat Tambor: The Techno Union never stops jamming.

Turn down for Wat (Tambor)

So this is why obi wan was yelling his transmission to anakin. "I HAVE TRACKED THE BOUNTY HUNTER JANGO FETT TO A PLANET CALLED GEONOSIS"

with beats like that, how could you *NOT* be a a Separatist

Anakin: "I hate techno. It's coarse and rough, and the synth chords go everywhere. Not like drum & bass."

Is there any moment from the Star Wars prequels that is not a meme?

"Obiwan escapes with minimal hearing damage." HAHAHAHAHA XD

Obiwan isn't leaving because the roof is falling, he's going down to party with them.

The amount of times I've watched this is alarming.

“He controls the beats and the rhythm! He’s too dangerous to be kept alive!”

I love how he randomly turns it down to pretend he is paying attention. "Yeah whatever We are at your disposal!"

The idea of his knobs controlling the volume and the filters on the EQ are amazing editing.

The Imperium of Man: attempting to function The Adeptus Mechanicus:

I think the techno Union has just become my favorite army faction within the Star Wars Universe.

Obi-Wan: HELLO THERE!!! Grievous: Why are you... yelling... Obi-Wan: WHAT!!! Grievous: *gestures as if turning a dial on his chest like Wat Tambor* Obi-Wan: YEAH, I SNUCK INTO ABOUT A DOZEN MEETINGS HE WAS PRESENT AT!!! Grievous: You poor soul... killing you would be a mercy. Obi-Wan: WHAT!!!

I am such a fan of this. I'm so happy this exists

*"The Bass side is the pathway to many abilities, some considered to be... Unnatural."*

I now want to establish a rave club named The Techno Union and have the DJ dress up as Wot Tombor.

No wonder the separatists lost, they couldn't hear anything from their nonexistent ear drums. Thanks a lot Wat Tambor.

Obi Wan: "That's no moon...that's a BASS STATION!"

Ahhh, returning to this after a long dry streak thanks to the new ep of Mando. The techno union will never die.

This getting out of hands, now it's in 2021's recommendations!

I can imagine the droids from the Techno Union arriving at the battle raving and destroying clone ships with their soundwaves.

0:38 "For f***'s sake..." 😂

Now we know why dubstep plays every time the Dark Troopers are activated.

Has anyone realized that the last name “Tambor” means drum in spanish lmao

That moment when Obi Wan realized that having the high ground wasn't enough.

I don't know how many times this has appeared in my recommendations, but I've clicked every time.

Lucasfilm just called. They said this was canon.

"Meanwhile Obiwan escapes with minimal hearing damage" XD

They call it the Techno Union for a reason.

I like to imagine Count Dooku is just sitting there with his eyes closed And his head is BARELY nodding to the beat

As both fan a Star Wars fan and appreciator of quality techno, I can honestly say this video had me burst out in uncontrollable, cramps-in-my-abs laughter.

Count Dooku: "Well at least this is a tad bit better than last week's meeting with the Gangster Rap Union."

"The Techno Union is at your disposal count" *Turns that shit up to 11*

We need a version of this where it cuts to the scene of an obviously deafened Obi Wan yelling into his coms about making contact with the seperatist leaders

Reduces volume only when he speaks,and then brings it back up even harder for everyone else. -Wat Tambor 😂😂😂

This doesn't have nearly the amount of views it deserves.

HAHA! But little did they know he kept Obi Wan from hearing vital information

Wat Tambor should've been spared and nominated The Empire's DJ.

TECHNO UNION SHOULD COME BACK! - Doc Brown, probably

*Watt Tambor in the house motherfuckers!!!!*

The Techno Union is great and all, but what about the Droid attack on the Wookies?

If Christopher Lloyd would of pressed that button he probably would of played this in his victory.

I sense a disturbance in the force, as if thousands of voices cried out in excitement and didn't stop!

Oh, it’s beautiful.

"I thought it was an earthquake, and I went outside and looked and I realized it was *THE T E C H N O U N I O N ARMY."*

If they ever had a poll for best video on KZfaq, this could easily make top 10.

The way he turn down the volume a bit, realises it's too much and turns a bit back up again is favourite thing in this masterpiece

I've watched this an unhealthy amount of times.

lmao wtf he turns it down to speak then turns it back up you got my like :^)

"Separatist is a pejorative term. I support democracy. Count Dooku was a visionary."

That is what was playing in Echos cryogenic pod when the Republic found him.

2 months later and i'm still laughing

0:32 I love how this scene made San Hill's look of arrogance transform into one of bored amusement.

When an introvert has to add to a conversation 0:20

I was hoping, as he left, Obi Wan would say "so uncivilized".

The Techno Union borrowed some of that Geonosian sonic weaponry, apparently.

Wat Tambor gets more screen time here than in all the movies combined xD

The DJ was great. He bring the roof down. Literally

They were very troublesome but they do build some good Droids

Star Wars episode IX: The rise of Skywalker: As Rey is defeated by Emperor Palpatine and horribly scared by his force lightning Kylo Ren tries to redeem himself by confronting the Emperor but also fails. Everything is lost. The resistance fleet was evaporated by the third death star and the Final order fleet. Platinum stormtroopers take control over all the planets across the galaxy. The emperor has finally triumphed.... BUT, in the distance, something strange is happening. A weird noise from the darkness of outer space catches the Emperor's ear. It's a strange beat. He cannot believe what he's listening to and asks his guards if his ears deceive him but they confirm his most feared thought. The techno-beat gets louder and louder and it's obvious for everyone what's happening. Wat Tambor's army of separtist forces (now known as the CTS, confederacy of techno systems) have come for revenge after almost 54 years since Palpatine ordered their execution by the hand of Darth Vader. As the mothership lands in front of Palpatine, DJ Tambor steps out and walks slowly towards him. Palpatines force lightning bends around Tambor, as he is protected by an ancient force known as the bass. Palpatine realizes all hope is lost as he sees Tambor (Master Techno Knight Tambor) twist the knob on his suit, which controls the volume and also bass of the whole Techno fleet, 1080 degrees. Palpatine, the third death star and the Final Order disintegrates and gets reduced to ash in a matter of milliseconds. DJ Master Techno Knight Tambor becomes the emeperor of the galaxy and makes Coruscant capital once again, and establishes the Techo Order, complimented by the bass temple, built upon the remains of the Jedi Temple. These bass knights become the ravekeepers of the new galaxy, with the resurrected Bass Windu as their leader. End of the saga.

0:33 when darth plagues hears that sickly beat

Yeah, I'd want that guy as an ally

This is an incredibly hilarious and well made video. Amazing that someone turned a small insignificant aspect of this movie and edited it into comedy gold.

First time watching this vid: “I guess this is ok” Fifth time: *TECHNO UNION INTENSIFIES*

‘The Techno Union army is at your disposal, Count’ We can all imagine how that works out.

Even Obi-Wan has that look as though he's processing that thought. "Are we the baddies?"

I was just trying too learn about the Techno Union after watching the newest Clone Wars episodes. Then I came across this legendary discovery.

This is a meme now.

The dark side is a pathway to many sick beats, some of which considered... unnatural.

The execution scene at the arena was just an opening act they threw together last minute for Wat Tambor. Hundreds of Geonosians/Separatist leaders were looking forward to the sick Techno Union rave later that night

This thing is more canon than whole sequel trilogy combined.

My allegiance is not to the Republic, to democracy, nay the Empire, nor the Rebellion. My allegiance is to T H E T E C H N O U N I O N

You are now aware the the reason everything started going to shit after geonosis is that Wats beats were the only thing keeping aboleth asleep.

“The Techno Union Army” - this needs to be the name of an EDM group 😳