I love how with Emkay videos I can't tell if they're from 3 years ago or, APPARENTLY, LITERALLY A FEW MINUTES AGO!

6:55 this made me laugh so hard, idk why but Jack just yelling “GREAT SLAB AMERICAN CREAMERY” is worth a couple of rewatches.

7:22 Fun fact: For once, its not the fault of the English language that Don Quijote is written with an "x" on English Basically, at the time the "x" was pronounced like a "j" in Spanish, but as the language developed the newer versions of the book reflected this by changing the x for the j (because Spanish isnt like English where if you see a new word you suffer). It seems like it stayed with the old spelling on other countries tho, but it is, in fact, pronounced "Don Quijote"

23:06 The voice filter makes it sound almost exactly like the vocals I'd hear from a song that'd be playing on the car radio, that I would other wise never had listened to in my entire life. Quite nostalgic.

Jack moaning at a motivational poster was not on my bingo card-

Hey, just wanted to say how much i love these videos. Im doing pretty bad right now, and looking forward to watching them consistently helps me

love the emkay TBH creature fanart tho, absolutely amazing

it's hilarious how the entire meaning changes when you put two words below two words according to this subreddit

I’M SORRY, _nutella and tomato sauce???_ Jack. Bro. Buddy. _what in the actual kentucky fried fuck_

if i ever owned a restaurant ide want a sign that says 'our food doesn't poison you'

"Man I hate the English language." Well Robin do I have some wonderful news for you! You see that is, in fact, Spanish! :D

I just realised the subreddit title is a Walking Dead reference. Needless to say, I'm the genius here.

My favorite has to be "Never come back, give up Robert!"

It’s actually Uranus fudge factory sideshow museum. They actually have some pretty good fudge. But their slogan kills me every time. It’s “the best fudge is made in Uranus”

You could have told me that "Cenn Laig" was an Irish famous person and I would have believed you, honestly. Which makes the sign so much funnier. Who is Cenn Laig, that their presence would prevent women from going to the restroom ? There's a story to be told.

emkay just makes everything hilarious

7:17 Funny cause Don Quixote (slightly changed there) is a Spanish name, likely based on the book character and said book's title. I don't know Spanish myself, but I've heard it pronounced, also by another English speaker, as "key-hoe-tay." If anyone in the crowd knows Spanish more than I do, feel free to give your take on the information.

10:14 okay but this is precious

Nutella and tomato sauce!!! Found my gag reflex thanks

21:44 I’ve loved that movie since I was a kid. The design is supposed to be very 1960s because Dennis Hopper played a hippie prisoner who had been a fugitive from justice.

I manifested a relaxing day, and Emkay comes out with an hour long video ....

1:08 Also "Bonus Daughter" is such a fun and whimsical way to say "mistake"

This r/i Honestly had Feels a Like stroke

I LOVE the way you drove with your feet thru this and the quick ad libs.

_🚩 Folks, please remember to report bots and do _*_NOT_*_ reply to them, as this rewards their algorithms_

I love how the narrator just changed halfway through the video without any warning. It gives similar vibes to the signs.

I think the funniest part about the Uranus Fudge factory one, is that Between St. Louis and Where this location is in St. Robert, Missouri, there are literally billboards along Interstate 44 that say things like "GET YOUR FUDGE PACKED IN URANUS!"

2:47 in the forest I go, I lose my mind, and find my soul.

people think text verticality is unique. they need to stop thinking it’s unique because… well… it might have been “unique” for a reason

Thanks for helping me get through math class

2:48 It is In the forest i go, i lose my mind, and find my soul.

the yippee at the start 😭

10:00 did you just say you eat Nutella sandwiches WITH TOMATO SAUCE, AND CUCUMBERS?! Absolutely foul.

New emkay video, WooHoo!

Saw the title on the “marketplace” one I was like “something about a parakeet-?” BUT NOPE

2:57 omg, I saw that recently on the way from Arkansas to Indiana! 😂

I never knew reading Three Dog Night could be so confusing. Please tell me the band did not actually make that.

59:00 it says Montecatini Terme Contemporary Art, it's in Italy.

2:15 i dont think i can go without making an undertale joke rn

50:54 So... should the road paint that goes like "CLEAR KEEP" also be put on the subreddit?

7:12 I CANT STOP REPLAYING IT HELP

Well then there was a sign in this I actually see at least once a year. The laurel highlands hiking trail one.

2:22 MAKE 👹A 💃TAKE🔥A🗣️MEMORY😏SELFIE😱 never heard truer words

19:12 is in Ottawa.

Just realized I practice voodoo magic

the thumbnail isnt a dontdeadopeninside post its a hostage situation

59:14 Montecatini Terme contemporary art. Montecatini Terme is a town in Italy.

i keep coming to emkay vids early whatt

6:58 jesus

Still love this channel 🎉🎉🎉

idk I think the first ones are pretty readable as intended, until the text made of bottle caps, I don't even know what it wanted to read as 😅

23:19 had to double take bc i thought i heard satori as in satori komeiji for god knows what reason

uranus factory,

30:16 I-.. *w h a t*

dw jack ur my favorite lol, also i find it funny that the only people i know to read and talk gibberish fluently are Australians this is coming from an Australian

7:26 ISTG JACK ITS JAPANESE FYM "I hate english" ITS A SHOP IN JAPAN

sometimes I go mind soul too

These are the sign/poster/whatever equivalents of r/ihadastroke

1:21 why are people missing this up? there is a giant "&" in-between the 2 parts

Instead of a cucumber, try Nutella on a pickle.

Spamton g spamton be like; 5:15

What if, and hear me out, the title was "The of Top"

I don't think I can watch this whole vid. I'm dying. ETA I DUN IT.

So when i see these i always read them the 'correct' way and wonder how ppl could read them wrong... well some of them LOL but.... i think thats just how my brain operates cause yeah... i can see how ppl would read it wrong... we read left to right... why cant they make it the 'correct' way and not confuse the brain? lol

52:43 why dose one of them just say assassin

At 20:36 so not to be the black sheep although some humans do have a visible tail while all humans maintain a tail most just have it below their epidermis. To your question though as if we did have fully visible and noticeable tales, no we could not extend them due to the fact that there's a artery around primarily the base of the area in which the tail starts. If any of you look into this to see what jargon I'm talking about notice how when the heartbeat speeds up it literally wiggles the tail some. Also apologies apparently the keyboard wants to autocorrect while it's turned off please forgive the inaccurate word usage it's supposed to be tail as in what a dog has for a tail and other words that I'm thinking it has autocorrected. I really do miss having an actual keyboard.

You could reduce this channel to just Jack and not lose any subscribers.

WHY MUST I GET THE NOTIFICATION 7 MINUTES LATE

0:38 I love people who brag about the fact that they are being taken advantage of like that is some sort of flex. Do you want a special trophy for being brainwashed by corporations into putting extra effort into your job and getting nothing extra in return?

Bet, Ï love it when we get 1 hour of emkay

0:05 *DOOM*

jolly

3:28 imma be honest this one is extremely readable and I can’t imagine a world where you see cobo okok… however it looks awful so still no points for the book ends

Why are you grilling the lizards!? Everyone knows they're supposed to be in the Lounge. No wonder it's "de Lazy Bar." Joke response aside, a lot of these are just reading horizontally things typed vertically. There's a few that are legit worth pointing out (the diamond-shaped dog night thing was absolutely unintelligible, and Ke Lebab was funny as hell), but most are kinda samey. Obviously the fault of the subreddit, not the narrators here. Y'all are awesome.

1:01 im 13!

I wanted to read comments but there are so many bots

Lol, no that is absolutely not how to say Don Quixote. Don Kee-ho-tay. Emphasis on the middle syllable.

25:06 what anime is that?

Man I love subbed, btw I emkay

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT 52:27!? A LICKED ASS 😶🙏

People stop need to doing this

you are just old my dude. 11:38

6:55

This is like r/ihadastroke but only the

Potoat

'stop reading the comment section' AAAAAAAA

6:55 23:06

53:30

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Hi mom

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go hoooome boooooooo, your sandwich isn't funny! lol im just playing, but that was awful though.

heh

DON QUIXOTE AINT ENGLISH ITS SPANISH

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1hour of jack and a bit of robin? Don't mind if i doooo

Day 1113 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”