I love how with Emkay videos I can't tell if they're from 3 years ago or, APPARENTLY, LITERALLY A FEW MINUTES AGO!
@ChaoticDish8 ай бұрын
EXACTLY
@TorTureMan8 ай бұрын
A meme about wearing masks is usually a dead giveaway.
@II_Faither8 ай бұрын
The ___ ___ Ago has left the chat
@EclipsetheNightwing8 ай бұрын
EXACTLY
@NK-le5hs4 ай бұрын
Same and months too
@UnreliableArsonist8 ай бұрын
6:55 this made me laugh so hard, idk why but Jack just yelling “GREAT SLAB AMERICAN CREAMERY” is worth a couple of rewatches.
@thaumoking99479 ай бұрын
7:22 Fun fact: For once, its not the fault of the English language that Don Quijote is written with an "x" on English Basically, at the time the "x" was pronounced like a "j" in Spanish, but as the language developed the newer versions of the book reflected this by changing the x for the j (because Spanish isnt like English where if you see a new word you suffer). It seems like it stayed with the old spelling on other countries tho, but it is, in fact, pronounced "Don Quijote"
@chickenbaconranchmacandcheese9 ай бұрын
But how do you pronounce Don Quijote
@AlisheaDurham9 ай бұрын
key hoe tay@@chickenbaconranchmacandcheese
@BringMayFlowers8 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure x still makes that sound, like in Oaxaca...
@thaumoking99478 ай бұрын
@@BringMayFlowers Not in spain, maybe in other spanish speaking countries
@BinglesP8 ай бұрын
23:06 The voice filter makes it sound almost exactly like the vocals I'd hear from a song that'd be playing on the car radio, that I would other wise never had listened to in my entire life. Quite nostalgic.
@k1llm0ss9 ай бұрын
Jack moaning at a motivational poster was not on my bingo card-
@DefinetlyAHuman9 ай бұрын
Hey, just wanted to say how much i love these videos. Im doing pretty bad right now, and looking forward to watching them consistently helps me
@PlayersUnitedArt9 ай бұрын
I hope you feel better soon! Comedy can be such a comfort when you’re at a low. I’ve been there before. My best advice is to just laugh as much as you can! It’s the small things! You’re important! Have as good of a day as you can! Im sure you’re doing great!
@EmKay9 ай бұрын
You got this!
@solstice9148 ай бұрын
Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise
@silly.transmasc9 ай бұрын
love the emkay TBH creature fanart tho, absolutely amazing
@onyxjae9 ай бұрын
I love your pfp!!!!! what xenogenders do you use?
@j45p349 ай бұрын
@@onyxjaeI love your pfp!!!!! what emugenders do you use?
@Jivvi9 ай бұрын
Who's enkay?
@onyxjae9 ай бұрын
@thestringless3675 I wasn't trying to be clever with my reply, their pfp is literally the xenogender flag? I was just asking what ones they use as I also use xenogenders
@wantedbird55srandomchannel289 ай бұрын
@@JivviEnkay (Ohn•ke) _n_ I honestly don't know, I have no weird joke for this and now I'm sad.
@some_dude_in_the_internet9 ай бұрын
it's hilarious how the entire meaning changes when you put two words below two words according to this subreddit
@bubba989 ай бұрын
I know like it’s not that hard to understand it but redditers and their precious karma
@teekosaurusrex9 ай бұрын
I’M SORRY, _nutella and tomato sauce???_ Jack. Bro. Buddy. _what in the actual kentucky fried fuck_
@BringMayFlowers8 ай бұрын
Ooh, you aren't familiar with the nut sauce sandwich yet? This'll be fun.
@skybladebloodheart42478 ай бұрын
if i ever owned a restaurant ide want a sign that says 'our food doesn't poison you'
@Chalkadoo8 ай бұрын
"Man I hate the English language." Well Robin do I have some wonderful news for you! You see that is, in fact, Spanish! :D
@rustedcheese80419 ай бұрын
I just realised the subreddit title is a Walking Dead reference. Needless to say, I'm the genius here.
@overdrivedrinker82849 ай бұрын
My favorite has to be "Never come back, give up Robert!"
@NavyNorthStar188 ай бұрын
It’s actually Uranus fudge factory sideshow museum. They actually have some pretty good fudge. But their slogan kills me every time. It’s “the best fudge is made in Uranus”
@mitspeithetc5 ай бұрын
I still don't understand the idea of making the gimmick of using bathroom humour for a food factory
@Darkprosper9 ай бұрын
You could have told me that "Cenn Laig" was an Irish famous person and I would have believed you, honestly. Which makes the sign so much funnier. Who is Cenn Laig, that their presence would prevent women from going to the restroom ? There's a story to be told.
@Rxhsoz9 ай бұрын
emkay just makes everything hilarious
@Amanda-zn7ox9 ай бұрын
7:17 Funny cause Don Quixote (slightly changed there) is a Spanish name, likely based on the book character and said book's title. I don't know Spanish myself, but I've heard it pronounced, also by another English speaker, as "key-hoe-tay." If anyone in the crowd knows Spanish more than I do, feel free to give your take on the information.
@j45p349 ай бұрын
@@osheridan sorry I'll delete it
@JG-vh1xc9 ай бұрын
10:14 okay but this is precious
@DropShotPat9 ай бұрын
Nutella and tomato sauce!!! Found my gag reflex thanks
@flawedmind9 ай бұрын
21:44 I’ve loved that movie since I was a kid. The design is supposed to be very 1960s because Dennis Hopper played a hippie prisoner who had been a fugitive from justice.
@taicollins23039 ай бұрын
I manifested a relaxing day, and Emkay comes out with an hour long video ....
@EmKay9 ай бұрын
Hope you enjoyed it!
@taicollins23039 ай бұрын
@@EmKay always 💖💖 I love the work 👑👑👑 Thanks for the response!!! 😊😊😊😊
@SirAsdf9 ай бұрын
1:08 Also "Bonus Daughter" is such a fun and whimsical way to say "mistake"
@fvnkyfvnk3r.9 ай бұрын
ive heard bonus daughter/son/child used as an alternate term for step daughter/son/child /info
@moramorandobianchi70938 ай бұрын
I mean it says the person didn’t give her life, so I’ll assume it’s definitely a choice (like adopted, step daughter)
@conspicuouspigeons9 ай бұрын
This r/i Honestly had Feels a Like stroke
@Snuggles_the_Unholy9 ай бұрын
I LOVE the way you drove with your feet thru this and the quick ad libs.
@osheridan9 ай бұрын
_🚩 Folks, please remember to report bots and do _*_NOT_*_ reply to them, as this rewards their algorithms_
@MitchBurns9 ай бұрын
I love how the narrator just changed halfway through the video without any warning. It gives similar vibes to the signs.
@therockisland8 ай бұрын
I think the funniest part about the Uranus Fudge factory one, is that Between St. Louis and Where this location is in St. Robert, Missouri, there are literally billboards along Interstate 44 that say things like "GET YOUR FUDGE PACKED IN URANUS!"
@hollyaura24998 ай бұрын
2:47 in the forest I go, I lose my mind, and find my soul.
@lordundependable50089 ай бұрын
people think text verticality is unique. they need to stop thinking it’s unique because… well… it might have been “unique” for a reason
@charli50529 ай бұрын
Thanks for helping me get through math class
@retnoartanti19767 ай бұрын
2:48 It is In the forest i go, i lose my mind, and find my soul.
@henryphoenix8529 ай бұрын
the yippee at the start 😭
@chelsss121129 ай бұрын
10:00 did you just say you eat Nutella sandwiches WITH TOMATO SAUCE, AND CUCUMBERS?! Absolutely foul.
@Boomin._9 ай бұрын
New emkay video, WooHoo!
@lilipines7 ай бұрын
Saw the title on the “marketplace” one I was like “something about a parakeet-?” BUT NOPE
@PastelScoops8 ай бұрын
2:57 omg, I saw that recently on the way from Arkansas to Indiana! 😂
@noahpatterson54309 ай бұрын
I never knew reading Three Dog Night could be so confusing. Please tell me the band did not actually make that.
@Longingtobesomeone9 ай бұрын
It's actually Three Dog Night? I've been trying to decipher it for five minutes and can't make heads or tails of it.
@noahpatterson54309 ай бұрын
@@Longingtobesomeone Yep, Three Dog Night is a real band from the 1970's. I wouldn't put it past them to do something like this, but I also didn't expect it of them lol. Try looking them up; they have some decent songs.
@Longingtobesomeone8 ай бұрын
@@noahpatterson5430 Looked them up and decent music, but nothing really grabbed me. Wouldn't mind hearing them, but wouldn't buy tickets for them, you know?
@mrozzy85829 ай бұрын
59:00 it says Montecatini Terme Contemporary Art, it's in Italy.
@DoYouWannaGetBigShotInTheChest8 ай бұрын
2:15 i dont think i can go without making an undertale joke rn
@tallynnyntyg60089 ай бұрын
50:54 So... should the road paint that goes like "CLEAR KEEP" also be put on the subreddit?
@wizzrimp9 ай бұрын
7:12 I CANT STOP REPLAYING IT HELP
@wizzrimp8 ай бұрын
ok now i chocked on my own |thing we use to be able to taste food| because this is so goddamn funny
@tenza75458 ай бұрын
Well then there was a sign in this I actually see at least once a year. The laurel highlands hiking trail one.
@weirdcore_blob8 ай бұрын
2:22 MAKE 👹A 💃TAKE🔥A🗣️MEMORY😏SELFIE😱 never heard truer words
@stevensilvainus60849 ай бұрын
19:12 is in Ottawa.
@God.-.._.9 ай бұрын
Just realized I practice voodoo magic
@CommieCatgirl9 ай бұрын
the thumbnail isnt a dontdeadopeninside post its a hostage situation
@Jivvi9 ай бұрын
59:14 Montecatini Terme contemporary art. Montecatini Terme is a town in Italy.
@nyaive9 ай бұрын
i keep coming to emkay vids early whatt
@alice_weirddom9 ай бұрын
6:58 jesus
@Sandinmyeyes_9 ай бұрын
Still love this channel 🎉🎉🎉
@dragon_nova_luna9 ай бұрын
idk I think the first ones are pretty readable as intended, until the text made of bottle caps, I don't even know what it wanted to read as 😅
@necromiii9 ай бұрын
23:19 had to double take bc i thought i heard satori as in satori komeiji for god knows what reason
@June_The_Goon9 ай бұрын
uranus factory,
@MJ_2Day7 ай бұрын
30:16 I-.. *w h a t*
@Zipesthemanokit7 ай бұрын
dw jack ur my favorite lol, also i find it funny that the only people i know to read and talk gibberish fluently are Australians this is coming from an Australian
@Ex0tic9778 ай бұрын
7:26 ISTG JACK ITS JAPANESE FYM "I hate english" ITS A SHOP IN JAPAN
@cosmic_candy_art9 ай бұрын
sometimes I go mind soul too
@Al1a_R0s37 ай бұрын
These are the sign/poster/whatever equivalents of r/ihadastroke
@8829patrickcox88298 ай бұрын
1:21 why are people missing this up? there is a giant "&" in-between the 2 parts
@brandyholder37558 ай бұрын
Instead of a cucumber, try Nutella on a pickle.
@qtcquestionbloc44408 ай бұрын
Spamton g spamton be like; 5:15
@joshuabergman32929 ай бұрын
What if, and hear me out, the title was "The of Top"
@flexiblenerd9 ай бұрын
I don't think I can watch this whole vid. I'm dying. ETA I DUN IT.
@MythicalCrayon7 ай бұрын
So when i see these i always read them the 'correct' way and wonder how ppl could read them wrong... well some of them LOL but.... i think thats just how my brain operates cause yeah... i can see how ppl would read it wrong... we read left to right... why cant they make it the 'correct' way and not confuse the brain? lol
@kudniry28787 ай бұрын
52:43 why dose one of them just say assassin
@cyrus05w9 ай бұрын
At 20:36 so not to be the black sheep although some humans do have a visible tail while all humans maintain a tail most just have it below their epidermis. To your question though as if we did have fully visible and noticeable tales, no we could not extend them due to the fact that there's a artery around primarily the base of the area in which the tail starts. If any of you look into this to see what jargon I'm talking about notice how when the heartbeat speeds up it literally wiggles the tail some. Also apologies apparently the keyboard wants to autocorrect while it's turned off please forgive the inaccurate word usage it's supposed to be tail as in what a dog has for a tail and other words that I'm thinking it has autocorrected. I really do miss having an actual keyboard.
@PikalaxALT9 ай бұрын
You could reduce this channel to just Jack and not lose any subscribers.
@iloveedovee9 ай бұрын
WHY MUST I GET THE NOTIFICATION 7 MINUTES LATE
@angrynoodletwentyfive64639 ай бұрын
0:38 I love people who brag about the fact that they are being taken advantage of like that is some sort of flex. Do you want a special trophy for being brainwashed by corporations into putting extra effort into your job and getting nothing extra in return?
@-el8mm3zv5s9 ай бұрын
Bet, Ï love it when we get 1 hour of emkay
@voidbite9 ай бұрын
"Ï" I genuinely want to know if this was a mistake or on purpose.
@-el8mm3zv5s9 ай бұрын
@@voidbite it was both
@immagical70369 ай бұрын
0:05 *DOOM*
@streetystuff9 ай бұрын
jolly
@sampersonguy53379 ай бұрын
3:28 imma be honest this one is extremely readable and I can’t imagine a world where you see cobo okok… however it looks awful so still no points for the book ends
@ShadowXemnas139 ай бұрын
Why are you grilling the lizards!? Everyone knows they're supposed to be in the Lounge. No wonder it's "de Lazy Bar." Joke response aside, a lot of these are just reading horizontally things typed vertically. There's a few that are legit worth pointing out (the diamond-shaped dog night thing was absolutely unintelligible, and Ke Lebab was funny as hell), but most are kinda samey. Obviously the fault of the subreddit, not the narrators here. Y'all are awesome.
@HexOverride4 ай бұрын
1:01 im 13!
@cloudette08199 ай бұрын
I wanted to read comments but there are so many bots
@JennaGetsCreative9 ай бұрын
Lol, no that is absolutely not how to say Don Quixote. Don Kee-ho-tay. Emphasis on the middle syllable.
@BoneyBurger9 ай бұрын
25:06 what anime is that?
@voidbite9 ай бұрын
The monogatari series if I'm not mistaken.
@simplyweird87068 ай бұрын
Man I love subbed, btw I emkay
@Sanskisser7 ай бұрын
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT 52:27!? A LICKED ASS 😶🙏
@MasterChaosL1009 ай бұрын
People stop need to doing this
@voidbite9 ай бұрын
Why though, it's completely legible.
@oofmastergamingyt9 ай бұрын
you are just old my dude. 11:38
@lemonl0ser5 ай бұрын
6:55
@unicornyoutube75878 ай бұрын
This is like r/ihadastroke but only the
@MintyOSC9 ай бұрын
Potoat
@comet.x9 ай бұрын
'stop reading the comment section' AAAAAAAA
@wigley76105 ай бұрын
6:55 23:06
@ImaginarySnow9 ай бұрын
53:30
@ofentity9 ай бұрын
OWO +MEN'S DAY
@redfromberk9 ай бұрын
balls
@PinkSparkleLps9 ай бұрын
Hi mom
@mathguy379 ай бұрын
Very You Enjoyable Are Video Cool
@notdistracted12897 ай бұрын
hehe, car-məl
@skybladebloodheart42478 ай бұрын
go hoooome boooooooo, your sandwich isn't funny! lol im just playing, but that was awful though.
@ienjoyoranges9 ай бұрын
heh
@oktena7 ай бұрын
DON QUIXOTE AINT ENGLISH ITS SPANISH
@ProudAloyMain9 ай бұрын
💸 chain
@baconmaster2339 ай бұрын
.
@lesbeanontoast9 ай бұрын
1hour of jack and a bit of robin? Don't mind if i doooo
@mr.scarlo22349 ай бұрын
Day 1113 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”