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“It wasn’t me!” Sounds like something a cat girl hacker would say, Lexi. Totally believe you.

"-A friendly cat girl hacker :3" Lexi: "IT WASN'T ME, I SWEAR!" That sounds like something a guilty person would say, Lexi.

8:24 “EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND RIGHT NOW!!! THIS IS A RAID!!! YOU! AT THE COUNTER! WHERES MITTENS!?!?”

This is only tangentially related but I had to think about it because of all the alignment discussions. In my old DnD group there was always one player with massive main character syndrome, so to hold a mirror to his face I made a chaotic neutral sorcerer that believed himself to be the ultimate villain of the story but was ultimately almost completely useless. He actually got the hint xD

Fun fact: “Pretty Boy” Floyd has a weapon in TF2 named after him, the Pretty Boy’s Pocket Pistol.

For anyone wondering, the boulder thing could be for two reasons. Either 1: the boulders could have the chance to weigh down a fishing net that is already in motion. Or 2(the more likely): the trolling nets that get pulled along afterwards have a chance to catch on the rocks which will typically result in the nets breaking, this releases any already caught fish, and makes the fishing boats waste time and money fixing it😊

I love the fire fighter breaking down the door so the kid could have his insulin, great dude. Could op have instead told the parents and get them to sue the school for denying medical care? Perhaps. But do I think that a door getting axed down by a squad of firefighters made a more lasting impression to convince the school to change their ways? HECK YEAH!

_"Be the eleventh nugget in somebody's ten piece."_ - Lexi 3:27

5:45 that sounds exactly like something a friendly catgirl hacker would say. You can deny it all you want Lexi, we know that truth 😂

why did Greenpeace drop boulders to discourage deep fishing? deep fishing involves scrapping the bottom of the sea floor with metal nets. the process breaks off the tops of coral and disturbs bottom feeder. boulders dropped in the area get caught in the nets and destroys the equipment discouraging the practice... so yeah, chaotic good this info brought to you by a Pokemon fan, the damaged coral inspired Galarian Corsola and its evolution Cursola

dude I remember the one time I got 11 nuggets in my 10 piece. I was a depressed high school freshman who had just moved house and we were in covid times. it made my whole week

13:56 My mother lives accross the street from a Church. The one time missionaries knocked on her door asking if she knew about Jesus, she said she did (recovering Catholic) and told them she wanted to give them something, then pulled her Bridget's Cross from over the door and handed it to them. The Cross of Bridget is a pagan symbol made from corn husk that is meant to ve hung over doorways to ward off evil. She had two of them, at the time. And she gave one to a missionary. They haven't come vack, and to this day, it was one of the best things she's done as a Pagan, because she secretly blessed them and their home with protection, and they are none the wiser.

The post about breaking into a college happened in my home state of Utah. A man broke a window to get in and saved 12 people. It was like -20 degrees fahrenheit. Several people died in their cars because their cars broke down from the cold and then froze to death from the cold and no shelter.

I genuinely think that the banner image for ChaoticGood should be a _reaaaalllyy_ stretched out image of Lexi, slightly off center. A chaotic neutral brand of chaotic hood :)

They didn't even tell the best part about the Bumfights guy who cosplayed as Dr. Phil. As soon as Phil saw him, Phil refused to interview him and told him to get out. He realized the jig was up.

I loved the part where they said “it’s nugget time” and they nuggeted all over my face

fun fact one of many rules with street graffiti is that you cannot tag over art and this technically counts as graffiti art hence keeping the wall mostly safe from being coated in tags

for the confusion about how boulders disrupt industrial fishing(the question posed during the reading around 33:00) deep fishing is usually done using nets. nets that tangle and tear when caught on something, especially when said objects have more heft each than the entire mass of the catch the nets are intended for. dropping the boulders on them leaves them torn up, which makes them useless.

In high school I developed bad asthma and they made me keep my inhaler in the office. I didn't know how to handle my new affliction, so everyday, during gym, I was helped to the office to use my inhaler. They eventually let me keep it.

12:54 in the Jeff Goldblum, version of The Fly, which is being referenced here, Goldblum’s character builds a teleportation device, but during tests, a fly gets into the teleportation pod, and somehow there DNA ends up, getting spliced together, or really, it’s just their molecules, but it’s somehow that turns him into a giant human fly hybrid.

For the library one: That looks like moisture damage. It’s an automatic charge. Moisture damage is cancer to a library collection. They probably didn’t replace the book with an exact because it didn’t check out enough, so they would’ve used the money to buy a newer, hopefully more relevant book. Don’t donate books with moisture damage! They go directly in the trash. That said, funds from book sales do go directly back to the library for new books, STEM tech, book club kits, Library of Things items, and so much more.

swear to god, the bee movie is just the 2nd coming of shrek. Both are insanely memeable and both have been used chaotically. Shrek has 'Shrek is love Shrek is life' and Bee Movie has its whole script.

If you do the bench thing, just put the pieces up "for sale" for free as scrap metal for blacksmiths on any of those yard sale like websites.

For the industrial fishing thing, the boulders would entangle and destroy the nets, which stops the nets from being dragged along the seabed destroying habitat, marine plants, etc

The more Lexi denies being the friendly cat-girl hacker the more I am convinced that she is, in fact, the friendly cat-girl hacker.

The chalking tires is a thing to, theoretically, make sure people aren't leaving derelict cars parked along the side of the road in a residential area. But in this case, it sounds like it was intended as discrimination or a means to fulfil a case quota by impounding cars they knew wouldn't be moved often enough.

13:52 yes lexi, this is a public service, however, i'm pretty sure she was charged with public indecency, and not harassment.

I don't think the 911 call was frivolous because there would have been a hospitalization level emergency without the call. I'd like to say schools got better about this crap, but they totally haven't really.

52:10 The word "chismosa" sent me because it reminded me of one time my whole class spread around a rumor that two teachers were dating but it turned out to be a misunderstanding Basically, rumor spreader said that he heard the two teachers "flirting" with things like "You're such a sweetheart" and "You're so cute" behind a door. They were babysitting another teacher's baby.

My personal opinion is that bows and blades are way better than guns. A. Bows are fairly silent B. Little to no kick back from shooting the bow. C. Both the bow and arrow can be made out of things commonly found in nature. D. Blades just look cool

I was searching for a one hour r/chaoticgood video just yesterday, the Emkay gods blessed me.

7:58 JESUS. THE BATTERY IS HANGING ON

I love the fireman one, because that guy is doing what a fireman should do: Help people in need, ignoring whatever other people have against it...

This is a perfect for my birthday! Emkay uploads, Lexi and Damien are narrating, it’s a best of, and ITS CHAOTIC GOOD! Thank you Emkay :D

30:34 no cause they did this about Epi-pens too! We weren't allowed to carry them on us in my elementary, middle, and high schools. And the nurses weren't there half the time. So if you needed them, you were screwed. Because even if the door was unlocked, only the nurses had the keys to the cabinet that held them.

Lexi sounds like she is a very fun person to b friends with

Can you just imagine “ how was your day?” “It was kind of crap a shark, bit my leg I fight it, but in the end I stitched it up, went to the pub with some of my friends” Sorry for the English

19:12 "Hey could you be Popeye the Sailor Man real quick?"

lexi having issues reading things out loud is so me actually we're like the same except we're trans the opposite ways

32:43 The officers that got it stolen should be reprimanded/charged for it too. Because they didn't secure their firearms enough to prevent accidentally dropping it. Because getting it picked with a dino grabber toy is just as easy as accidentally. As well as it being easier to notice it leaving tbe holster.

56:56 Okay, funniest part of this is, when he returned the baby, he berated the mother for leaving the kid in the car alone!

So the guy arrested for 6 successful surgeries... Pay for his degree, cheaper than jail, and you get a legal doctor.

35:59 i know this dont sound too true but on my moms side of the family, if you go back far enough, you can find pretty boy floyd. i genuinely didnt know this until like, a month ago or so

28:56 as a fellow type 1 diabetic of ten years (more than half my life, damn...), i can't imagine not having access to my insulin as needed. what this person did is SO COOL and just ahdjwjxkDShakxb wow

5:00 and most importantly; a tf2 weapon was named after him in his honour.

Ok, for that dropping boulders to disrupt fishing, i can explain that if no one hasnt yet (havent read the hundred comments). Dropping large objects into the water can cause a number of different disruptions such as scattering feeding schools of fish, temporarily disrupting usual water currents and also interfering with if not destroying traps and nets

The airplane tape one is actually pretty common, apparently. I watch another channel and news stories with similar conclusions crop up a handful of times a year, usually the perpetrator is trying to open the door inflight and normally exclaiming "Jesus told me to do it". That channel describe flights as "little dictatorships in the sky" since the flight crew will do anything in their power to ensure the safety of all passengers, and this is the easiest form of restraint until the flight can land and authorities can take over.

33:26 The boulder would prevent types of fishing gear from being dragged across the bed of wherever they're placed, as the gear would be damaged. This serves the purpose of protecting the more delicate marine life further down in the depths. I just did a quick google search though, so there may be more to it.

55:00 Personally I love 영노 thank you also Lexi's pronunciation was pretty good just in case you were self-conscious.

8:25 the story of the raid is: “An ex-Australian soldier in full tactical gear allegedly burst into an animal shelter with an assault rifle and tied up a worker in a failed bid to get his kitty back, according to a report Wednesday.”

LEXI LISTENS TO GHOST?? THIS INFORMATION MAKES ME SO HAPPY I LOVE HER MORE NOW

This is what I needed in life, thank you emkay, I shall now go on to be chaotic good.

"The closest I've ever gotten to something crazy happening was on a Spirit Airlines flight..." TBH: could've just stopped there, lol. 'Nuf said.

9:50 I don't like anime, but I like medieval weapons. Are you going to call _me_ a weeb?

”I don’t medical” - person of intellect 2023 colorized (30:47)

1:36 “I swear to god if you don’t fix these potholes I’ll splatter your brains all over them”

1:18:06 I don't know if that happened either (this isn't the first time I've heard this story) but if it did actually happen, can you imaging how embarrassed Law Enforcement would be when they read the second letter from Vinnie (ALL Prisoner's Mail is read by Prison Officials before it gets put in the mail) and realized Vinnie put one over on them... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

the story about using a computer (~31:00) in school reminded me of my school in germany. I had really bad handwriting because of motor issues (im now 25 and if i write cursive it looks like a 2nd grader wrote that shit). In my elementary school (grade 1-4) we were FORCED to write in cursive, or get 0 points on our answers to tests. And when I got into 'High School' (called Gymnasium in germany, grades 5-12) i asked about using a laptop to take notes and was denied. Funnily enough it never occurred to me that the teachers were no longer enforcing cursive, so i kept writing my terrible cursive and losing points on basically every test because of it, even though i could have written in normal letters, which for me is way easier to write. Then in grade 10 i got one of my teachers i had for a couple of years at that point asking me if i'd like to use a laptop to take notes and even my tests and that made me chuckle. She absolutely exploded on me for daring to laugh in her face when she made a suggestion trying to help me so i wasn't allowed to use a laptop in her class either (though i probably wouldnt have bothered to carry around a laptop for just 1 subject anyways).

25:19 my history teacher taught me about this. All hail the spaghetti monster 🫡

So fun fact about the tip thing, you 100% can do it. My grandmother (who works for a major tax company) does it all the time. I hope more people start to do this to stop tip splitting too

Today, I decided to wear a shirt that says, "The beatings will continue until morale improves." and I watch the part at 41:09, where Damien says the same thing. Edit: the time is 41:09, not 40:50.

"Boulders to disrupt fishing": - It's supposed to stop the type of fishing where they drag nets across the ocean floor (i believe because it massively impacts everything living on the ocean floor) "Chalk markings on tires" - It was preformed by private security of an Hoa. You mark the lowest point of the tire. If you come back and the mark is in a different position, the car had been moved. If it hasn't been moved the HOA will fine/tow. (could also be used for stake-out)

Fun fact: the bread that's used to make panko bread crumbs literally has no crust.

The legendary witch being a LEGEND, the cool woman we strive to be

So, the industrial fishing question. The way that works is they have these giant nets that get dragged along the sea floor. So when they drop the bolder, the net will hopefully get stuck or damaged where they try to trawl. Which is actually kind of brilliant

I love Lexi so much, she’s one of my favorites

33:30 To clarify how the rocks work and why they are placed in the first place, deep fishing is a form of fishing where the net is dragged across the seafloor. The addition of heavy objects with jagged edges ensures that any net that encounters one will be torn to shreds. As the risk-profit calculation is completely skewed to the risk side, fishing vessels will avoid these locations. Greanpeace does this to create pockets where fish colonies can survive as fishing is no longer possible in these areas, thus counteracting overfishing. Greed today by destroying the future of one's own profession is something I cannot wrap my head around.

I remember having to have another kid escort me to the nurse because I started feeling low in class, thus doing exercise which would make my sugar drop more, just to check my blood sugar.

The gay furry site got me. I needed to see this. Thanks, John A. Emkay

45:35 I love doing that. I put garbage, leaves and grass clippings in the envelopes they send. It's a beautiful thing.

My admin password is neither "admin" not "password". Nobody will ever guess "password1"

33:00 this works against drag net fishing which harms the ocean floor. Putting boulders down there snag and rip the nets

I can totally relate to the school insulin story. My school required me to keep my RESCUE inhaler in the nurses office. All it took was one asthma attack and me calling 911. My mom forced the school to pay the hospital bill, and they got into a lot of trouble for locking an emergency medical device behind a door.

The internet is now much, much closer to becoming a basic human right, and I'm here for it.

Agreed, give the guy with no medical malpractice the PhD.

32:38 The fact that it was with a dino granner makes it the fault of the officers who carried the guns he took.

in middle school me and my best friend had horrible sensory problems in gym (both undiagnosed neurodivergent at that point, diagnosed now). I was allowed to go sit on the bleachers whenever I was overwhelmed. So to piss off the gym coach (she was sexist and ableist and I hated her anyway), Whenever I noticed he wasn’t doing too well and was sitting out or leaning against the wall, I’d just leave what I was doing, whatever it was, to sit with him and give him a big hug and hold him close until he either calmed down or until I ended up walking him to the office to call his sister to take him home if it was too bad. Never got in trouble, pissed her tf off. I eventually got taken out of gym due to me getting too bad with my sensory problems, but while I was there I did my best to comfort him. To this day he’s still my best friend :D

51:32 Of COURSE it was Spirit 😭

33:10 rock go splash, fish go AAAH 🐟💨💨💨💨🪨 Fish leave, net empty

The best example of chaotic good that I know of is sorta like the situation at 13:15. In 1972, a guy held up a Chase Manhattan bank in Brooklyn to pay for his trans lover's MtF surgery. He also bought pizza for the tellers with the stolen money and threw a ton of money out to the gathering crowd.👌 (psst: a movie was made out of this. dog day afternoon starring al pacino.)

so I am sitting here eating my food and expect for there not to be parts that are repeated and I have heard them over and over again imagine running out of content to sit there and have the same one if the video over 40 time

33:12 Cornishman here, Greenpeace aren't exactly the smartest. They're very much laughed upon around here

54:26 the two guys that got into a fist fight are best buds after that 😭

59:19 Other robber "yo we got to get to the car now" Floyd: "hold on i got to shot these papers real quick"

1:48 “yoyoyo bro, this is a dangerous crosswalk..“ “yaaah lets fix it hahah“

In regards to the Jogging problem, in order to still get exercise without increasing value, consider walking/jogging backwards every other day. The weirdness should cancel things out.

58:39 And the unfortunate part about this that they're not going to tell you is everyone he helped is now going to be hounded by the Agency to return the money they shouldn't (according to the Agency) have received...

I also have texture issues and I can't eat most things without them being pureed first, but broccoli is my favorite food. 😂

13:29 background guy lookin like an rtx minecraft villager + live action mr bean hybrid

"Compassion... Bundled with appropriate response." Amen Lexi.

32:38 This dude is right as long as nobody dies.

I love what 10:22 says so much. It’s the aspect of Christianity so many people who claim to be Christian’s blatantly ignore. Sincerely, someone going to Bible college.

My uncle tried the opening the door to the Jehovah witness blasting metal music, asking if they where here for the sacrifice...... turns out they call the police.

Lexi: This wasn’t me! Me: *SUREE BUDDY*

When I worked at a grocery store I worked in the hot foods department and when people I worked with who weren't making very much money as it was would come up with a bunch of hot foods I would tilt the scale up so that it would take the weight off and lower the price drastically so people that had like $12 of food paid like $3 for it because I knew that they were in hard circumstances

12:54 That is the single nerdiest sentence I’ve ever read and I love that someone wrote it.

33:22 my guess is that it hinders fishing using big nets that drag across the ocean floor. I know that’s a thing in commercial fishing, in Sweden we call it “trålare” if I’m not mistaken. In english it’s “Fishing trawler”. You basically have a huge net that you drag across the ocean floor to catch fish, this can ruin the vegetation and life on the ocean floor and when the nets break off they’re usually just left to float around. The floating nets are called “ghost nets” and many sea creatures often get tangled up in them and die. The boulders would intercept the nets as they need a flat-ish ocean floor to drag em across. Boulders ruin that flat surface, would ruin the nets (therefor discouraging said fishing) and gives little hidy-holes to many different crabs and fishes and so on :D

The boulders keep ppl from deep sea fishing by ripping their nets, rendering them useless

1:13:20 Bro initiated a fucking bossfight Like seriously you can't tell me that's not something from, like, undertale Just jumping off a stage to initiate a fight This killed me with laughter