The Troll Series - The Best of The Cinema Snob

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Originally aired 12/1/09, 12/8/09, 3/19/10, 3/24/10. The Cinema Snob looks at 4 films in the unofficial Troll series!
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@DJ_Macphisto 4 жыл бұрын

Hard to believe these are from 10 years ago. Time goes by too damned fast.

@WillowLackett 3 жыл бұрын

@aaronsdavis and then they're gonna eat me!!!

@Danko_Sekulic 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know..it depends on a person and how much - especially bad - has happened in the past ten years. To me it feels like it was twice as much. Hell, this fucking year alone feels like it has lasted 10 years already, precisely because it was "eventful" in the worst possible way!

@sean8102 5 ай бұрын

*sigh* sure dose man. But I get what the guy above my reply means too. Sort of feels like it slows way down (in some ways) after you're ~mid 20's (34 myself, God now I'm thinking how I'll be in my mid 30's end of June). Probably something to do with work, bills etc lol.

@Thegr8MC 4 жыл бұрын

Glad to finally see these reviews without Russian subtitles.

@stproducciones9140 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair those subs added to that shitty 144p exploitation basement tape quality that classic cinema snob had. It looked like something you found in an old vhs in a post-soviet sewer.

@abrahamicreligionsbowbefor3585 3 жыл бұрын

@@stproducciones9140 Hell yeah, vk cinema snob is best

@Pershingtank 3 жыл бұрын

Hey, russian subs are better than "russian guy talks over everyone so that you can't hear the original audio"

@dragonempress8367 3 жыл бұрын

@@abrahamicreligionsbowbefor3585 XD that's the best comment I've seen

@auxknife8958 4 жыл бұрын

Shout outs to Grandpa Seth, the one actor who actually managed a decent performance despite being the most ridiculous character in the film. May he continue his magic asspulls wherever he is now.

@manticorephoenix 4 жыл бұрын

It certainly pays to be friends with the Operator of the Deus Ex Machina

@wugglesx 2 жыл бұрын

He was far better than the movie deserved and even made the kid less of a kenny.. that one line from the dad though about pissing on hospitality tho haha. I think the silliest part of the movie is how grandpa tries to talk to the parents first and they actively choose to ignore him!

@thedrewdog Жыл бұрын

He wasn't a bad actor, he had a Burl Ives quality about him. But the best actor in the movie is the shopkeeper. If only because he was tripping balls on acid, and just happened to wander on set from a mental hospital day pass trip.

@MiceOnParole 10 ай бұрын

Wsmqaq

@BlackRosesRed 3 жыл бұрын

"Yer in Troll, Harry." "I'm in what?"

@lukebaker1998 3 жыл бұрын

"and you can't piss on troll 2, I won't allow it!!"

@williammatthews693 4 жыл бұрын

Seeing that scene where all the little creatures are singing in the original Troll is one of the most surreal moments of my entire life. At least it stars Michael Moriarty and Julia Louis-Dreyfuss so I can be reminded of the GOOD stuff they've been in.

@memorra 4 жыл бұрын

I loved Troll as a kid, watched it dozens of times, the creature song is so haunting and beautiful IMO and the story was wondrous. Never saw the "sequels" and didn't know they existed until I was an adult. Kinda wish I had seen Troll 2 as a kid, because it is so bad and hilarious, I probably would have loved it too but for different reasons. Even today I can watch Troll and truly enjoy the movie for what it is unironically as a good and entertaining movie.

@jackcouch8322 4 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad you can actually enjoy this movie (at least the first one), like genuinely I am.

@pisceandreams5893 4 жыл бұрын

My ex girlfriend used to love weird movies like this.!!

@paysonterhune290 4 жыл бұрын

I saw Parasite 3D in the theatre. On an 8th grade date with my father sitting behind us because it was rated R. A great time was had by ALL.

@Pocketrocket-pj1us 9 ай бұрын

Damn! I thought it was embarrassing that my Mother and Sister, drove me and picked me up for a date! I was in grade 7. The movie, Cocktail. I would have "died" if my family sat behind me on a date. Cheers to you, for getting through that :)

@WondrousLanternProductions 4 жыл бұрын

"Coffee..." "There's no coffee here in Nilbog! It's the devil's drink!" ... "Eggs..." (disgusted exclamation)

@chibikim77 4 жыл бұрын

On a day where the state of Illinois is on stay at home, this is exactly what the doctor ordered. Thanks for this!

@MamaMOB 4 жыл бұрын

chibikim if you want to go out so bad I’ll trade jobs with you. I didn’t stay at home yesterday and I live in Illinois.

@quietside3734 4 жыл бұрын

I'd like to see Original Snob vs. Modern Snob in a battle to the death using only chainsaws and toxic 1980s breakfast cereals.

@garyhall7867 3 жыл бұрын

Original Snob def would win. He was much angrier back then

@fantom5894 3 жыл бұрын

He mentioned Hobgoblins. That's a legendary piece of ... cinema.

@minxstole93 10 ай бұрын

I only know of it from MST3K.

@michaelryall5752 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this Brad, a lot of people need this right now.

@TheBattlesword 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: the creators of Troll 1 actually wanted to make their own Troll 2 entitled “Troll: The Rise of Harry Potter Jr”, but it got scrapped due to legal troubles regarding the use of the Harry Potter name

@geoffreysorkin5774 4 жыл бұрын

They were in pre-production when the writer and director died. Ferdia Shaw was going to play the lead.

@tonymata8070 4 жыл бұрын

@@geoffreysorkin5774 Well that's unfortunate to hear. 😞

@MacNava 4 жыл бұрын

I refuse to believe that is actually true.

@pisceandreams5893 4 жыл бұрын

@aaronsdavis I don't know about all that. Can it just be a coinsidence that the name Harry Potter was used.... J.K ROWLING could have just used a different name.

@voilvelev6775 3 жыл бұрын

@@pisceandreams5893 I doubt it. Thats a suuuuuper specific name.

@indumatipngtuber2790 4 жыл бұрын

Everybody pay the troll toll!

@SuperDevolution 4 жыл бұрын

To get into the boy's soul?

@afrog2666 4 жыл бұрын

@@SuperDevolution No, the butt, always the butt ;)

@dustinarmstrong1168 4 жыл бұрын

*Here's your toll, troll.*

@mrcritical6751 4 жыл бұрын

The boy’s soul is mine

@pisceandreams5893 4 жыл бұрын

A critic reference.... That's awesome. The show "The critic" was me and a friends favorite show when we were younger. Awesome 👍

@Pocketrocket-pj1us 9 ай бұрын

Yeah, Brad and Doug are close, from all I've seen and heard. Lots of crossovers, in the movies they made!

@DarkseidJoshua 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Brad for cheering up my day with this.

@user-wx3wc4bo7c 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for all the laughs over the years still remember "burial grounds nights of terror" hope you are doing well.

@mmeers89 4 жыл бұрын

the blonde neighbor in troll is the guy who played "sweaty palm" guy in "The Stuff".

@noahhecker6672 3 жыл бұрын

Don Bluth’s, “a troll in Central Park” on acid

@easterbunny3850 4 жыл бұрын

I miss barefoot VHS Snob

@Jar0fMay0 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for putting these up brad. I've only seen the first review.

@pedroandrespardopardo8692 3 жыл бұрын

0:00 Troll 11:31 Troll 2 29:37 Troll 3, part 1 43:50 Troll 3, part 2

@rebornkusabi7264 3 жыл бұрын

Hey thanks... Alejandro Jodorowsky >_>

@pedroandrespardopardo8692 3 жыл бұрын

@@rebornkusabi7264 No problem, Renacido, have you sin Endless Proety?, is the greatest porn film ever made.

@minxstole93 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@llandor 4 жыл бұрын

I had to look up why Laura Gemser was familiar.. and there goes the rest of my day

@koppsr 4 жыл бұрын

Trolls had TWO well known names: Sonny Bono and ATREJU! ^^

@willhuey4891 4 жыл бұрын

the guy who played ator would later go on to play the dad in the disney channel sitcom good luck charlie.

@cesarzpontu8886 3 жыл бұрын

he was also in True Romance

@jemofthe80s18 3 жыл бұрын

Just pretend that Troll is a spinoff of The Neverending Story. Because Bastian knew that Atreyu was an orphan he creates a new family, life, AND name for him, and that apartment doesn't have a view of The Brooklyn Bridge due to that city actually only existing in Fantastica/Fantasia:):)

@WTF_WHAT_THE_FLICK 3 жыл бұрын

Troll 2 is a rare achievement. It is a sequel that is better than the original (which is bad) only because of how bad it is.

@sta3po 3 жыл бұрын

Ator was played by Little John, from Robin Hood Men in Tights!

@TheVgrey 4 жыл бұрын

We need a troma month by the snob

@angelicafigueroa0221 3 жыл бұрын

Could mommie dearest be put on unlisted would that keep it from getting blocked. One of the funniest reviews and we can't even see it anywhere

@Grabehn42 4 жыл бұрын

Man, hearing the name really made me miss the Bruno Mattei show.

@iam16bits 4 жыл бұрын

It's weird knowing these episodes are over 10 years old.

@DarkSlayer977 4 жыл бұрын

Would love to see a Harry Potter crossover with the Troll series

@petermulder7480 4 жыл бұрын

Classic, the reason I watched KZfaq.

@mariadocarmosobreira8323 3 жыл бұрын

Grendel teasing Ator Jr. with fake swords is the well-deserved revenge for Mime the Nibelung fucking with Siegfried (as I wish he had, RIP Mime, he deserved better).

@dragonempress8367 3 жыл бұрын

This is why I prefer furbies over trolls or gremlins: They only inspired one bad movie, they're adorable, and the horror is only in people's heads.

@aurorauplinks 4 жыл бұрын

I watched this today... I dont know if it gave me peace of mind and strength for awhile, or took away my sanity and purpose

@rolandofgilead43 4 жыл бұрын

how about both?

@MovieFanatic25 4 жыл бұрын

Thank goodness hard to find these👍👍. Please upload the zombi series too please.

@pinkdebugger 4 жыл бұрын

You should hunt down one of the masks from Troll 2 and make your own troll movie.

@grapeshot 4 жыл бұрын

I remember growing up back in the 80s and the first Troll movie used to come on HBO all the time.

@rolandofgilead43 4 жыл бұрын

ya know i watched that a couple years back after not seeing it for ages and i still enjoy the 1st film even if it's a cheesy ass B movie from the 80's. it's let's face it the best one of the bunch that he snobs in this collection back in the day. its' also the era i love the snob the most when he's angry on how shitty the movies are.

@thefirenationyt1523 4 жыл бұрын

Brad, you are the greatest! Love all your work! Will you come? Will you come? 😂😂

@RHGarciaApr85 4 жыл бұрын

🎶Commmmmeeee!🎶

@AevasHouse 3 жыл бұрын

The scariest part is Cinema Snob with hair

@ChaseSanity 4 жыл бұрын

How convenient, I was just looking for a troll 2 review and it looks like the snob uploaded all of it :D

@dfailsthemost 4 ай бұрын

Those movies within the movie in Troll are amazing, in my opinion. It was like a setup with the first, and the canary one was funny.

@vitorafmonteiro 9 ай бұрын

Twins being listed as a post-Gremlins little creature feature was gold of a joke.

@PaladinDusty 3 жыл бұрын

5:38 "...don't sour my heart with talk about why a troll does what a fucking troll does!"

@jasonvoorhees310 3 жыл бұрын

Props for not making this four parts "What are you doing dad, tightening my belt son so I don't feel hunger pains" Wtf😶😂😂😂

@miyuruify 4 жыл бұрын

25:56 "mmmahaah the frecnh"

@jakebreaker 4 жыл бұрын

Oh, man, these are classics! The reviews, I mean. Not... no, not the Troll movies.

@pisceandreams5893 4 жыл бұрын

@aaronsdavis Oh yeah.....

@slyaspie4934 2 жыл бұрын

I think we can all agree "you can't piss on hospitality, I won't allow it" is perfect 👌 bettered only by "oh god they're eating them, and then they're gonna eat me"

@minxstole93 10 ай бұрын

OH MY GOOOOOOOD!!!

@dfailsthemost 4 ай бұрын

Pretty sure I watched Troll and Troll 2 voluntarily. Like, I rented them. I was young, but still.

@marcellofunhouse1234 4 жыл бұрын

Great video

@mikekram2199 4 жыл бұрын

This is so much better made like this. More real! I like the man in his basement feel. Very British early 90's, Channel 4 feel.

@garyhall7867 3 жыл бұрын

The resignation in that Fine. I felt that

@henrycoslick7304 4 жыл бұрын

Such good quality

@geoffreysorkin5774 4 жыл бұрын

I like the original Troll more than Gremlins. If it wasn't for the Italian knockoffs using its name, I think it would be viewed favorably and compared with the Gremlins series. The effects were great for their time (and most stand up reasonably well today), and it had charm and personality. The biggest fault of the movie was that at times the side characters were a little too quirky and overshadowed the plot.

@rolandofgilead43 4 жыл бұрын

i love Gremlins more but what hurts this film the most is that little girl who is clearly the worst actor of the whole bunch. all she does is way over act in this and sure the kid who plays young Harry Potter is not that great of an actor but to be fair his performance isn't painful to watch it's bearable at least

@aurorauplinks 4 жыл бұрын

I like those guys that arent afraid to be close, great film :D

@bambigoku2523 2 жыл бұрын

Lol I love how you get angrier as the movie goes on

@Yiazamat 4 жыл бұрын

Funny enough, I only now get the 'Beyond' reference thanks to Snob episodes that came after this.

@RollerChoster 3 жыл бұрын

I just noticed the wire dvd rack in the background. I think I have the same one lol

@UnwrittenSpade 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha You know who else threw parties? GACY!!!! Hahahah

@pisceandreams5893 4 жыл бұрын

That's nuts.

@Danko_Sekulic 3 жыл бұрын

What would a Snob review be without a serial killer reference! Especially Gacy, and we all know why he loves to bring him up!

@garthdavis6223 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe someday we'll get a reboot series with related sequels.

@jimmyjshorror 3 жыл бұрын

i loved this movie when i was like 5 yrs old in 1987.

@Cinehotties 4 жыл бұрын

My god brad is showing his bare feet. DEMONITIZED

@randalgraves6979 3 жыл бұрын

You mean, Ohhhh myy gaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!

@Parenthasees 2 жыл бұрын

ZERO DOVES!!!

@AbrasiousProductions 2 жыл бұрын

they didn't look as bad as i expected he's got soft feet

@nortonwink8175 4 жыл бұрын

Phil Fondacaro has appeared in about half the Charles Band movies I have on DVD or VHS and 3 of my favorite tales from the crypt episodes

@pisceandreams5893 4 жыл бұрын

Tales from the crypt..... Now that show was awesome.

@Pocketrocket-pj1us 9 ай бұрын

25:45 or so. Cheers to Brad, for the use of one of the lesser known 'Goblin' songs, from Dawn of the Dead!

@Pocketrocket-pj1us 9 ай бұрын

53:50 If you're here for THE song and the start of an inside joke, between different reviewers and fans alike. Enjoy :)

@jackslater8595 Жыл бұрын

Does anyone know the name of the song in the background at 43:34?

@pisceandreams5893 4 жыл бұрын

LMAO....... Sonny Bono is the 80.s Glenn Quagmire. That's pretty FUNNY 😂.

@teddyfilli3079 Жыл бұрын

Funny to think Eric Kramer would finally become very famous as one of the best dads on Disney Channel Bob Duncan!!

@jigmeoser 2 жыл бұрын

I find it interesting how knowledgeable you are on Mayan death gods...

@ShadeMeadows 4 жыл бұрын

You and Phelan need to Review Troll 5~

@anthonyhudak9363 4 жыл бұрын

Can you review Phantasm or Q the Winged Serpent soon?

@christinehorror8178 4 жыл бұрын

This is mine and my ex best girlfriend's fav movie.. we loved this movie.. i bought her books and camp shirt.. also bought myself many camp sleepaway shirts.. lol love it so much.. it my fav

@pisceandreams5893 4 жыл бұрын

That's so funny. I just commented before I read yours,, that my Ex girlfriend used to love weird movies like this and Actually thought they were good movies.

@UnwrittenSpade 4 жыл бұрын

Critters is my alltime fav series. And I actually like hobgoblins lol

@spookshow6999 3 жыл бұрын

I love the first Troll movie!

@miked1311 2 жыл бұрын

Grandpa Seth one of the best characters ever made in a movie. The scenes between him and that kid was academy award uhhhhh..loved the popcorn I heard the director thought this movie was great..

@dfailsthemost 4 ай бұрын

Haha "have that weird aroma to them"

@michaelwautraets7126 4 жыл бұрын

You forgot your Troll review with Phelous

@StonedGremlinProductions 4 жыл бұрын

He shot and edited that one, it's available over on his channel.

@michaelwautraets7126 4 жыл бұрын

@@StonedGremlinProductions Thanks Brad. I forgot it was one of his.

@Plasmathedeathjester 4 жыл бұрын

I wish these were released sepret

@zachwillas6329 4 жыл бұрын

Soooo what does the third movie have to do with trolls again?

@tecumsehcristero 2 жыл бұрын

"A success in yorp(Europe)" LOL Around minute 45

@pisceandreams5893 4 жыл бұрын

24:07...... Lol the coffee guy looks like SKIP BAYLESS the sports guy from FIRST THINGS FIRST. That's hilarious.

@Scatscar1985 3 жыл бұрын

Filmmakers, listen up, DOWNER ENDINGS can feel tacked-on and unnearned on.

@Pocketrocket-pj1us 9 ай бұрын

38:30 I love his performance! He is in my top 5, worst actors of all time! But I don't even know if I can legally call him, "An Actor". I'm not sure if they even paid him for this. I wanna see his SAG membership card! It's more likely, he has a Michael Jordan Rookie 'Card' , than an actor's union card. He cracks me up everytime!!

@LolliPop2000 3 жыл бұрын

Is the "Glenn Beck" guy the spaced out hippie bus driver in Laserblast?

@WolfenRyujin 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly? I like the downer ending to Troll 2. If anything, more horror movies should have downer endings, that's...that's sorta the point of horror, is it not?

@DarkOverlord96 Жыл бұрын

No? The point of horror is to scare you. And a lot of the times you want the heroes to overcome the horror, so ending things with a downer just feels like a copout.

@WolfenRyujin Жыл бұрын

@@DarkOverlord96 I feel like that entirely depends on the setting and story. Downer endings can work very, very well and add to what was there before. Just saying outright that ALL downer endings are bad is ...weird. And hey, this is just me but "hero" isn't something i'd use to describe every horror-protagonist because they don't need to be for a good horror story. Look at Junji Ito, there are few stories by him that have "heroes" in them. If anything, and if the point of horror is to "scare you", a good ending where everything turns out hunky dory can take away from that. But again: It depends on the story and setting. There are certainly movies, books, comics and games where i enjoy that everything turns out okay in the end. But it's not mandatory, and shouldn't be. That's not even limited to just horror.

@Pocketrocket-pj1us 9 ай бұрын

34:35 Brad/Snob, Calm down! 'Wolfie's Just Fine". It's 'A New Begining' for him. :) Salut de Montreal.

@tonymata8070 4 жыл бұрын

1:05 I would actually compare Gremlins and Critters to these people. Gremlins - Thomas Edison Critters - Nikola Tesla

@heikkijhautanen4576 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my gawwd!!!!

@chrisprose 6 күн бұрын

Please tell me you're going to do 1972's Gargoyles. I'm watching it on YT now and keep imagining your comments. lol

@rackroll4405 4 ай бұрын

He also loves Dungeonmaster

@ppartsx 4 жыл бұрын

dear the cinema snob. dont get the corona

@ArinKambitsis 4 жыл бұрын

I am continually surprised by how bad critics claim Troll 1 is.

@roberthayes9314 4 жыл бұрын

Brad, you da man.

@chitownhustler3372 4 жыл бұрын

Still waiting for Troll 4

@Redlegcook 4 жыл бұрын

Have you reviewed Evil Dead 4 yet?

@a.jlewissonicski5278 2 ай бұрын

36:36 That line would go against Jake Norvell.

@mariadocarmosobreira8323 3 жыл бұрын

Can we all speculate at the deep hidden meaning of Snob being barefoot for Troll, wearing stockings for Troll 2, wearing a half foot mitten (whatever that's called) for Troll 3, and wearing shoes for Troll 4? That's gotta be part of some deep Snob intellectual comment or some Lloyd prank, which amounts to the same thing.