The Tsar Tank - The Strangest Tank Ever?

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With the outbreak of the First World War, the idea of creating an armored fighting vehicle was born as a solution to the static nature of trench warfare.
It was the beginning of the Age of Tanks.
These first tanks, even though unwieldy and capricious, paved the way towards the tanks that would become a dominant force on the battlefield.
On the other hand, in these early days of tank development, there were also concepts completely different to tanks that we know today.
One such model was the Russian Tsar Tank - an armored vehicle whose name did not live up to its awkward design.
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@tiagofurlani395
@tiagofurlani395 3 жыл бұрын
UK (Mark I) - *t* *r* *a* *c* *t* *o* *r* Germany (A7V) - *t* *o* *a* *s* *t* *e* *r* Russia (Tsar Tank)- *t* *r* *i* *c* *y* *c* *l* *e* France (Renault FT)- *t* *o* *y*
@famewards9322
@famewards9322 3 жыл бұрын
thats what i called it "TRIPLE T"
@Taji.M
@Taji.M 3 жыл бұрын
Wh
@flawer1316
@flawer1316 3 жыл бұрын
@@famewards9322 The Three T's
@bigsmoke6482
@bigsmoke6482 3 жыл бұрын
Tricycle with guns and cannons
@franciscocrouset656
@franciscocrouset656 3 жыл бұрын
New Zeland: literaly tractor
@user-pe6jw3mf1k
@user-pe6jw3mf1k 3 жыл бұрын
Visit Russia! We have: -The Tsar Bell (never ringed) -The Tsar Cannon (never shoot) -The Tsar Tank (never was in combat) -The Tsar Bomb (the only Tsar thing that worked properly and was built by guys that killed Tsar)
@winter1353
@winter1353 3 жыл бұрын
And V O D K A
@GameyCat
@GameyCat 3 жыл бұрын
@@winter1353 we have vodka, vodka oh yeah and vodka!
@ironfelixfromkuban2580
@ironfelixfromkuban2580 3 жыл бұрын
Tsar cannon - no less one shot (during the restoration, traces of burnt gunpowder were found) And, Russians built other Tsar cannons. First gun, named a "Tsar", was a big bombard from XV century. 3rd "Tsar-cannon" builted in 1860s in Motovilikha (Permian artillery plant), 20" Rodman gun. And, also, Russians built other huge guns, not named a "Tsar". 10" "Eagle" iron ball cannon (1547 or earlier), 21" mortar (1605), 13'5" "unicorn" (1750s), 24" Rodman gun (1860s), 16"/20 naval gun (1883), 500 mm TG-5 howitzer (WW2), 650 mm and 820 mm S-76 guns (Cold war period).
@basicgeo
@basicgeo 3 жыл бұрын
@@winter1353 yeah
@DiegoGutierrez-hm7sp
@DiegoGutierrez-hm7sp 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the many variants of the AK-47.
@Ghost0465-1
@Ghost0465-1 3 жыл бұрын
German Soldier: “Look they brought their bicycles to the war.” Russian Soldier: ._.
@cumunist2120
@cumunist2120 3 жыл бұрын
Russian soldier: better than your toaster
@civilizedhuman7875
@civilizedhuman7875 3 жыл бұрын
German general: wtf how is a bicycle beating us , our toasters are being destroyed. Russian general: (:
@shaider1982
@shaider1982 3 жыл бұрын
The Japanese will do something similar but more practical 20 years later in the invasion of the Malayan peninsula.
@xaviermoncada-martin8156
@xaviermoncada-martin8156 3 жыл бұрын
Russian Soldier: 1) It's a tricycle. 2) Every nation that's a world power has a bicycle crops in it's army. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/HJB10_%E2%80%93_Radfahr-Kompanie.jpg Russian Soldier: As you can see, yours is no exception. German Soldier: Where did you get that?
@lename6969
@lename6969 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@yoboikamil525
@yoboikamil525 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a German soldier and just seeing a 9m tall armored bicycle speeding towards you
@TotallyNotAFox
@TotallyNotAFox 3 жыл бұрын
Hans! Aim sligthly in that direction, one of the shells will hit this thing!
@chr1stmas706
@chr1stmas706 3 жыл бұрын
@Kian M they had better tanks than that bicycle
@theoneandonlyairconditione8110
@theoneandonlyairconditione8110 3 жыл бұрын
Germans be like :This is totally russian! Russian: Don't mind that Tsar, it's not like you will be left in the mud someday because you are so impractical
@Ash-ey9oy
@Ash-ey9oy 3 жыл бұрын
😅
@thefallen501st9
@thefallen501st9 3 жыл бұрын
@@theoneandonlyairconditione8110 it wasn’t really impractical tho it was designed with the eastern front in mind where trench warfare was rare and frontlines moved regularly
@LapasLamp
@LapasLamp 3 жыл бұрын
The fact the Tsar played with it like a toy makes me happy.
@cancelculturecansuckmydick4923
@cancelculturecansuckmydick4923 3 жыл бұрын
Me to
@anakiap.w1673
@anakiap.w1673 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah its feel so wholesome
@dontletyourmemesbedreams2355
@dontletyourmemesbedreams2355 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he was allowed to keep it.
@volondiygnomov1184
@volondiygnomov1184 3 жыл бұрын
@@dontletyourmemesbedreams2355 Yup, he keep it.
@Lift_CT
@Lift_CT 3 жыл бұрын
When i First Read Your Comment, I was just watching the start and Thought you were talking about the actual Thing
@Captain_Yorkie1
@Captain_Yorkie1 3 жыл бұрын
Based on the Tzar's reaction and play time, it should have stayed as a toy.
@jmscoper6228
@jmscoper6228 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@olliegoria
@olliegoria 3 жыл бұрын
"Your highness, we present you with this automatic toy as a birthday gift to your boy Ale-" *_"DA, THIS WILL WIN WAR"_*
@SyabilMohar817
@SyabilMohar817 3 жыл бұрын
Rasputin: "Oh Tsar, this will lead us to our sufferings rather than...." Tsar: *Signal two Russian maids* "You ladies, take my advisor to his room. He seem to being tired after countless hours managing this kingdom affair."
@KandiKlover
@KandiKlover 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he wanted to play with a bigger one. Also how dareeeeeeeee you. This tank is awesome.
@SyabilMohar817
@SyabilMohar817 3 жыл бұрын
@Bjorn the overly, excessively enslaved singaporean 👀
@skelebop78yearsago58
@skelebop78yearsago58 3 жыл бұрын
"Hans, we gotz a giant Bicyclez coming inz" "What ze Scheiße"
@mhdezung
@mhdezung 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@marcusholloway685
@marcusholloway685 2 жыл бұрын
More like Karl or Fritz
@budlight2969
@budlight2969 2 жыл бұрын
@@marcusholloway685 franz
@marcusholloway685
@marcusholloway685 2 жыл бұрын
@@budlight2969 Nah, Franz is too Austrian for me
@achtungbobby160281
@achtungbobby160281 3 жыл бұрын
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@misterzero3264
@misterzero3264 3 жыл бұрын
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@tristansalagoste4486
@tristansalagoste4486 3 жыл бұрын
Whats the title of the song at the background?sounds like Dance of the knights but its not.
@macgyver5110
@macgyver5110 3 жыл бұрын
@@tristansalagoste4486 From russia with love huma-huma
@tristansalagoste4486
@tristansalagoste4486 3 жыл бұрын
@@macgyver5110 thank you! I love you so much for this!🤗
@cancelculturecansuckmydick4923
@cancelculturecansuckmydick4923 3 жыл бұрын
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@circuitbreaker7765
@circuitbreaker7765 3 жыл бұрын
Earth: Impractical design In a galaxy far away: Here is our New hailfire droid tanks
@mihan2d
@mihan2d 3 жыл бұрын
I hoped someone would recognize the similarity.
@carloscruz1134
@carloscruz1134 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's the first thing I thought
@razorsharpview9090
@razorsharpview9090 3 жыл бұрын
The Hellfire droid was based on this Tank and Katyusha.
@TheFlyingTater
@TheFlyingTater 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same when I saw this thing.
@crazysilly2914
@crazysilly2914 3 жыл бұрын
George Lucas called, he wants his Star Wars trade federation tank designs back
@tonyl7286
@tonyl7286 3 жыл бұрын
Broke: Tsar tank Woke: Death tricycle
@californiaball2599
@californiaball2599 3 жыл бұрын
Murder Ferris wheel
@skunknoodles6426
@skunknoodles6426 3 жыл бұрын
Diecycle
@aureusknighstar2195
@aureusknighstar2195 3 жыл бұрын
Wheel of genocide
@shelf1.
@shelf1. 3 жыл бұрын
shootwheel
@californiaball2599
@californiaball2599 3 жыл бұрын
Steampunk Murder Wagon
@hyungilkoo9340
@hyungilkoo9340 3 жыл бұрын
So nobody’s gonna talk about how tsar Nicholas II played with a toy tank for an hour?
@BlackStar-oh9lp
@BlackStar-oh9lp 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's kinda tragic, they should've just exiled the Tsar and his family
@piotrwisniewski70
@piotrwisniewski70 3 жыл бұрын
He had a whole county on his head, he needed some fun
@thunderbird1921
@thunderbird1921 3 жыл бұрын
"No general, I am not playing with it, I'm running it through extensive testing!"
@Zamolxes77
@Zamolxes77 3 жыл бұрын
Which should raise red flags to anyone around him.
@ManofSteel4910
@ManofSteel4910 3 жыл бұрын
@@Zamolxes77 Ah, I see what you did there.
@stiffstud8511
@stiffstud8511 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly if I saw that approaching me on the battlefield I'd be terrified.
@koriharpoon3357
@koriharpoon3357 2 жыл бұрын
Just like a AT-AT
@snanoopis6584
@snanoopis6584 2 жыл бұрын
It would probably be like the ww1 version of the London monitor from Wolfenstein
@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling
@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling 2 жыл бұрын
I’m imagining being in a trench on the Eastern Front with my Belgian comrades and then I hear a loud crackling sound….. the sound of this giant bicycle with Russian soldiers advancing with it. What a sight to behold.
@thebaseandtriflingcreature174
@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 2 жыл бұрын
It’s like an enemy from the Patapon games
@dinoboiis8147
@dinoboiis8147 Жыл бұрын
@@koriharpoon3357 now just put 2 multiple rocket launchers and boom thats a hailfire
@alpineking6606
@alpineking6606 3 жыл бұрын
it looks like a 1800's bicycle, you should do a video on the spanish destroyer carbine its cool.
@kalleblixt5269
@kalleblixt5269 3 жыл бұрын
I was amost the first and no one like my joke
@kevinmackay5233
@kevinmackay5233 3 жыл бұрын
Kalle Blixt same
@gavinlybert7756
@gavinlybert7756 3 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking
@nikolasb.374
@nikolasb.374 3 жыл бұрын
@@kalleblixt5269 yea you need to be a Alpine king fór IT to be funny
@celticlad5866
@celticlad5866 3 жыл бұрын
For me it looks like a IG 227 hailfire droid light tank from star wars . I'm pretty sure it was based on the tsar tank design
@diegoandrade467
@diegoandrade467 3 жыл бұрын
“What if we combined a bicycle and a gun” “Sergei that’s a stupid idea I love it”
@randomnameseventytwo1307
@randomnameseventytwo1307 3 жыл бұрын
i think some nations actually did attach MGs to bicycles and used them as "mobile machine gun corps"
@hdezn26
@hdezn26 3 жыл бұрын
@@randomnameseventytwo1307 and rocket launchers too
@pickeljarsforhillary102
@pickeljarsforhillary102 3 жыл бұрын
Italy had whole bicycle units.
@LopThighsLol
@LopThighsLol 3 жыл бұрын
"Allow me to introduce, Sergei Kozin! The monster of Magadan!" You said Sergei and I immediately thought Sergei Kozin from BO1. Edit: I recommend you guys report as many of those sexually explicit bots as possible, but then again they just keep coming back, so I don't know if reporting them actually does anything...
@randomnameseventytwo1307
@randomnameseventytwo1307 3 жыл бұрын
@@pickeljarsforhillary102 so did Japan i think it was mostly nations that didnt have trucks or tanks to use so they threw men on bikes and said "good luck"
@codingwithk5725
@codingwithk5725 3 жыл бұрын
"Welcome it's the new vehicle, It sucks, you're gonna love it. " - Russian engineer Monika Gellerovsky to tsar
@justsomeplantcells-
@justsomeplantcells- 3 жыл бұрын
Come on, it’s named after you You gotta love it!
@worldoflegogun1542
@worldoflegogun1542 3 жыл бұрын
None
@worldoflegogun1542
@worldoflegogun1542 3 жыл бұрын
Very nice this video good like s
@braith117
@braith117 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it predated the British tanks by almost a year and it wasn't a horrible idea for the Eastern front where trenches weren't the norm.
@slooeverysunday7065
@slooeverysunday7065 3 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAA
@Kyntteri
@Kyntteri 3 жыл бұрын
*Nikolai:* "So this is the tank. As you might instantly see, it cannot traverse through forest. Basically all the back roads and bridges are too narrow for it also. Forget about transporting it by train without disassembling it first and any maintenance will require no less than a fricking dry dock." *Tsar:* "Harasho, go build it bois!"
@CAPITANBERD
@CAPITANBERD 3 жыл бұрын
This tank looks more like a child's drawing,rather than an actual tank
@mariano98ify
@mariano98ify 3 жыл бұрын
That is Russia to you
@florians9949
@florians9949 3 жыл бұрын
Well, a child dream for a child Tsar.
@goose9736
@goose9736 3 жыл бұрын
Honk, lol
@maxmorgan7045
@maxmorgan7045 3 жыл бұрын
@@goose9736 omg I love you
@vernandocalvin4373
@vernandocalvin4373 3 жыл бұрын
But with artillery and guns
@hereicomeiamcinnamon951
@hereicomeiamcinnamon951 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta till robo big wheel pulls up
@corinthiansdaniels3728
@corinthiansdaniels3728 3 жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@hdezn26
@hdezn26 3 жыл бұрын
Straight Gangsta (digs a hole and fills it with mud) Pissssst . . hanz? is sekerit vepon zee mud hole!
@viper_7712
@viper_7712 3 жыл бұрын
I generally hate everybody gangsta til memes but this is fucking amazing
@spacedust1962
@spacedust1962 3 жыл бұрын
Robo bish
@thunderbird1921
@thunderbird1921 3 жыл бұрын
In the rest of the early 20th Century world, you rode on top of a giant bicycle. In Russia, a giant bicycle rode on top of YOU!
@absolutemattlad2701
@absolutemattlad2701 3 жыл бұрын
"...when it was finally disassembled, and turned into scrap metal." :(
@rixille
@rixille 3 жыл бұрын
Wished it survived and was on display in a museum somewhere. Would've been interesting to see the interior of that thing.
@astolbro7183
@astolbro7183 3 жыл бұрын
@@rixille even if it had survived i dont think itd be safe enough to have a guy go in to take pictures/record video sadly
@richmondlandersenfells2238
@richmondlandersenfells2238 3 жыл бұрын
Foreshadowing the end of Tsardom.
@noodled6145
@noodled6145 3 жыл бұрын
@@rixille How are you supposed to store a 17.8m long, 9m high and 12m wide tank?
@lilal8848
@lilal8848 3 жыл бұрын
@@noodled6145 building
@crazysilly2914
@crazysilly2914 3 жыл бұрын
George Lucas called, he wants his Star Wars trade federation tank designs back
@ilikepigeons6101
@ilikepigeons6101 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao hailfire droids
@Sumschmuck
@Sumschmuck 3 жыл бұрын
weren't hailfire droids made by the Banking Clans?
@crazysilly2914
@crazysilly2914 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sumschmuck CIS
@crazysilly2914
@crazysilly2914 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sumschmuck Wasn't talking about hailfire droids, hail fire droids look very different to this...
@Sumschmuck
@Sumschmuck 3 жыл бұрын
@@crazysilly2914 1. The banking clans were part of the CIS 2. Which tanks then because the Trade Federation only really had AATs and MTTs
@palmersreload6153
@palmersreload6153 3 жыл бұрын
Still think battlefield 1 should of made this as a behemoth with the Russian DLC
@jirikajzar3247
@jirikajzar3247 3 жыл бұрын
Have they added K-wagen or LK-I/II yet?
@aptguard7989
@aptguard7989 3 жыл бұрын
@@jirikajzar3247 they quit expanding on it
@jirikajzar3247
@jirikajzar3247 3 жыл бұрын
@@aptguard7989 I think they made mistake with adding shitton of prototype weapons yet only few tanks...
@IvanPlayyz
@IvanPlayyz 3 жыл бұрын
They might go back to it
@randomnameseventytwo1307
@randomnameseventytwo1307 3 жыл бұрын
@@IvanPlayyz no reason too ...... they milked all the cash they could from it and have moved on a new BF will arrive next year probably
@benoorehek8475
@benoorehek8475 3 жыл бұрын
3:39 that's so in line with tsar Nickolas the second's charachter
@xeanderman6688
@xeanderman6688 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@refrweerf
@refrweerf 3 жыл бұрын
I misread it as daughter for the character lol
@luki188
@luki188 3 жыл бұрын
Tbh its pretty cute
@xeanderman6688
@xeanderman6688 3 жыл бұрын
@@luki188 True. Nicholas loved to fool around, and hated formalities. However, he was a weak ruler, so... Not a good thing when being an autocrat
@independentquebec3500
@independentquebec3500 3 жыл бұрын
@@xeanderman6688 I mean his Father never thought him how to be Tsar and he wasn't prepared for anything so can't blame the guy.
@darkreflection9087
@darkreflection9087 3 жыл бұрын
3:39 well it looks like a toy I actually think this could’ve been a fun toy nowadays people are more interested in technology myself included
@cay7809
@cay7809 3 жыл бұрын
@@ivanrios4110 yes it looks so fun
@ianfinrir8724
@ianfinrir8724 3 жыл бұрын
Well now I want one
@404cheeseburgernotfound5
@404cheeseburgernotfound5 Жыл бұрын
@@ianfinrir8724 same bro
@andrewd.5583
@andrewd.5583 3 жыл бұрын
0:40 WoT has 600+ "historically accurate" tanks... *war thunder players have entered the chat and would like to know your location*
@DarkSide-lr5rd
@DarkSide-lr5rd 3 жыл бұрын
I especially love premium tanks that are historically accurate and over powered af
@Journey_Awaits
@Journey_Awaits 3 жыл бұрын
Historically accurate tanks that were never even considered due to stupidity of their design and modelled after a single strip of blueprint allegedly found in a Argos toilet after a renovation
@andrewd.5583
@andrewd.5583 3 жыл бұрын
@@Journey_Awaits tHe E100 hAd A SqUaRe TurReT says wargaming
@MechWarrior894
@MechWarrior894 3 жыл бұрын
*Armored Warfare players have entered the chat and would like to know your location. *
@Journey_Awaits
@Journey_Awaits 3 жыл бұрын
Ironic they brag about it I reinstalled the game after a break when I was burned out and I find the removed like 30 Tanks from the game every single tier 2 like bruh
@alm5992
@alm5992 3 жыл бұрын
The Tsar playing with the tank and the books sounds exactly like me as a kid playing with a little battery powered bulldozer.
@figo3554
@figo3554 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah same lmao
@tachyonhummingbird1107
@tachyonhummingbird1107 3 жыл бұрын
Russia: Creates a Ferris Wheel funny looking tank Austria Hungary: *So you have chosen death*
@_lordtachanka_2314
@_lordtachanka_2314 3 жыл бұрын
Russia: *Uno Reverse Card,blyat*
@filipeamaral216
@filipeamaral216 3 жыл бұрын
​@@_lordtachanka_2314 *Dance of the Knights goes even louder*
@sergeys.960
@sergeys.960 3 жыл бұрын
Brusilov wants to know your location
@colonel1003
@colonel1003 3 жыл бұрын
You’re not funny.
@tachyonhummingbird1107
@tachyonhummingbird1107 3 жыл бұрын
@@colonel1003 Shut up meg
@troglodyte280
@troglodyte280 3 жыл бұрын
Germans: advanced engineering with heavy armor and good firepower Russians: Wheel. Gun.
@paulallen8109
@paulallen8109 Жыл бұрын
"advanced engineering with heavy armor and good firepower" Certainly *not* during WWI.
@Ben-bg2lp
@Ben-bg2lp 3 жыл бұрын
Your majesty, we just need a disabled giant to defeat the enemy. We've already made the wheel chair!
@fred2009ification
@fred2009ification 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@KageKS
@KageKS 3 жыл бұрын
Shoot dude, i am shocked it wasnt rubber band powered given the rest of it.
@IceRanger41
@IceRanger41 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@BamBamBigelow..
@BamBamBigelow.. 3 жыл бұрын
Somebody should rebuild this tank, just for schitt's and giggles 🤔
@Leatherface123.
@Leatherface123. 3 жыл бұрын
Someone did
@CT-Polski
@CT-Polski 3 жыл бұрын
@@Leatherface123. *NANI?*
@dreysantillan
@dreysantillan 3 жыл бұрын
@@Leatherface123. sooooo Mind telling us where and who?
@j.dpost-mortem9115
@j.dpost-mortem9115 3 жыл бұрын
Elon Musk
@bbcmotd
@bbcmotd 3 жыл бұрын
There is a life size replica in the T-34 Museum just outside Moscow
@tvjaw
@tvjaw 3 жыл бұрын
"Behold, The Tsar tank!" "Nicholas, This has been the third time you brought a Tricycle to show and Tell."
@Huy-G-Le
@Huy-G-Le 3 жыл бұрын
Russian: Tsar Tank. Everyone else: Tsar *DANK* .
@Vorazun
@Vorazun 3 жыл бұрын
Me : Tsar Bomba
@__________________________3395
@__________________________3395 3 жыл бұрын
No
@Huy-G-Le
@Huy-G-Le 3 жыл бұрын
@@__________________________3395 yes
@Zsullivan27
@Zsullivan27 2 жыл бұрын
@@__________________________3395 your name tag is brilliant 🤣🤣👍
@kbholla
@kbholla 3 жыл бұрын
I would be beyond terrified if I saw that thing coming my way.
@capncake8837
@capncake8837 3 жыл бұрын
Same. Although it does look silly, it also looks like something you’d find in a horror movie or something.
@KandiKlover
@KandiKlover 3 жыл бұрын
Yes they should remake this for riot control. Mount a firefighting water cannon on it but filled with pepperspray instead and a gun for rubber bullets and plastic buckshot less lethal rounds.
@yoboikamil525
@yoboikamil525 3 жыл бұрын
@@KandiKlover that thing would make the word "riot" un-exist
@olf7olf72
@olf7olf72 3 жыл бұрын
@@KandiKlover to big for a city
@fearanarchy
@fearanarchy 3 жыл бұрын
@@capncake8837 It was. Look at Episode 2, the Droid Army had the Hellfire launcher that was a giant wheeled single shot carrier
@Noah-zz8uw
@Noah-zz8uw 3 жыл бұрын
The average Russian bicycle.
@tgagaming1354
@tgagaming1354 3 жыл бұрын
Yes with guns
@MoskusMoskiferus1611
@MoskusMoskiferus1611 3 жыл бұрын
Bi-Cycle or Tri-Cycle ?
@hdezn26
@hdezn26 3 жыл бұрын
@@MoskusMoskiferus1611 Well thier version turned out to be a Try-Cycle as it got stuck in the mud and cancelled.
@pickeljarsforhillary102
@pickeljarsforhillary102 3 жыл бұрын
Italy will take 10,000 of those!
@user-chumbuck3t
@user-chumbuck3t 3 жыл бұрын
Big front weel
@hunormagyar1843
@hunormagyar1843 3 жыл бұрын
1:43 - How do you explain the smaller wheel spinning slower than the large one tho? lol
@gregoryaparker
@gregoryaparker 3 жыл бұрын
Super! I love seeing interesting historical vehicles.
@adt4624
@adt4624 3 жыл бұрын
There's also the Kugelpanzer.
@YesName2.0
@YesName2.0 3 жыл бұрын
Me to
@ivospasov3433
@ivospasov3433 3 жыл бұрын
The tank is hmm interesting
@ritawant3189
@ritawant3189 3 жыл бұрын
კზ
@ironmyno
@ironmyno 3 жыл бұрын
Never heard ofnthis before..im 46 years old and a former machine designer.
@SaifSheikh445
@SaifSheikh445 3 жыл бұрын
This tank cant even be compared to the mighty bob semple tank
@mrdictator7030
@mrdictator7030 3 жыл бұрын
I would say this is even more ridiculous than the bob semple tanks
@yomammasaurusrex9571
@yomammasaurusrex9571 3 жыл бұрын
bob semple jokes are the big chungus of the tank world. Please, move on.
@worldwarstopmotionstudio
@worldwarstopmotionstudio 3 жыл бұрын
Ey saif!
@SaifSheikh445
@SaifSheikh445 3 жыл бұрын
@@worldwarstopmotionstudio eyyy Whats up world war stopmotion studio.
@zheltkov
@zheltkov 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, The Tsar Tank is better then the Bob Semple Tank.
@xPLAYnOfficial
@xPLAYnOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see someone build a full-size, working replica. What a beautifully-strange machine.
@hugocollingridge6858
@hugocollingridge6858 3 жыл бұрын
Bob semple: "You dare challenge me?"
@danielstreeter6430
@danielstreeter6430 3 жыл бұрын
"This episode is brought to you by world of tanks" Gets a Warthunder ad when the video starts
@whenthegermanysuffers7736
@whenthegermanysuffers7736 3 жыл бұрын
These two games are ALWAYS going to try and compete
@kgcmrlsrneverything1080
@kgcmrlsrneverything1080 3 жыл бұрын
Me play world of tanks blitz mobile : Ok fun fact : Wotb player more huge than Wot
@dayoki8091
@dayoki8091 3 жыл бұрын
@@kgcmrlsrneverything1080 wtf
@tristansalagoste4486
@tristansalagoste4486 3 жыл бұрын
Whats the title of the song at the background?sounds like Dance of the knights but its not.
@insertnamehere7372
@insertnamehere7372 3 жыл бұрын
i prefered WOT that WT because my eyes dont work in WT even in arcade battles
@secondlieutenan
@secondlieutenan 3 жыл бұрын
Bob Semple tank: ah yes, *another tank that’s not a tank*
@memenest468
@memenest468 3 жыл бұрын
Eh that looks like at least like a tank
@gertpacu3926
@gertpacu3926 3 жыл бұрын
The guy narrating this kinda sounds like Charlie Sheen.
@McShaggswell
@McShaggswell 3 жыл бұрын
Bob Semple: Well I don't see anyone else in New Zealand coming up with any bright ideas!
@secondlieutenan
@secondlieutenan 3 жыл бұрын
WHY WONT THIS GIRL OR WHATEVER STOP SPAMMING IN MY COMMENT
@acespetsnaz8037
@acespetsnaz8037 3 жыл бұрын
@@secondlieutenan because it’s a bot
@Illusionyary
@Illusionyary 3 жыл бұрын
"600+ historically accurate tanks" >historically accurate >WoT lmao
@reinatr4848
@reinatr4848 3 жыл бұрын
It's historically accurate. At least the tanks are. I checked out the Maus based on SH's Maus video and it fits like a puzzle piece. They ARE the same. The only difference is that secondary guns don't work on WoT and they picked the 128 + 75 mm variant.
@Sierra026
@Sierra026 3 жыл бұрын
6:43 "Son, I am disappoint."
@DSMCasual
@DSMCasual 3 жыл бұрын
France: *Made the Char 2C* United Kingdom: *Made the Little Wille* Germany: *Made the K-Wagen* Russia: *Made a Giant Tricycle with Guns*
@thunderbird1921
@thunderbird1921 3 жыл бұрын
A Giant Tricycle of Destruction.
@ThomasFarquhar2
@ThomasFarquhar2 3 жыл бұрын
*UK makes Little Willie* *Other people make tanks* *UK makes Big Willie and uses it more than Little Willie*
@strikeforce1500
@strikeforce1500 3 жыл бұрын
"so,how should we design this tank?" Levedenko: *W H E E L*
@obi-wankenobi4254
@obi-wankenobi4254 3 жыл бұрын
0:06 I really liked that he put a tokarev pistol in his left arm
@jaws3225
@jaws3225 6 ай бұрын
I love the story and the design of the tsar dank just from the POV of new technology and new ideas colliding with reality and known physics.
@dannygonzalez3130
@dannygonzalez3130 3 жыл бұрын
WoT "historically accurate" tanks Also WoT: introduces mercenary tanks.
@hdezn26
@hdezn26 3 жыл бұрын
Tell that to those up against the Clown Cars...
@Cloudix.
@Cloudix. 3 жыл бұрын
"historically accurate" proceeds to onehit a Tiger I with a Sherman.....
@fidelklckap1821
@fidelklckap1821 3 жыл бұрын
just play war thunder instead. Wot is ridicilous
@infamousfalcon588
@infamousfalcon588 3 жыл бұрын
@@fidelklckap1821I got a crap pc tho...
@Ekoperation
@Ekoperation 3 жыл бұрын
I hate how the game is pay to play now I used to love that game
@m4bam
@m4bam 3 жыл бұрын
Use to play this game on the 360, called “Toy Soldiers”. It was a tower defense game where you placed many types of toy soldiers. (LMG, Motars, etc) This tank is one of the bosses for that game and that’s how I know about it.
@usadroopymeat1099
@usadroopymeat1099 Жыл бұрын
I have this game and wow it is good and it has the TSAR TANK
@mangoking8504
@mangoking8504 2 жыл бұрын
I love simple history videobecause it has given me many knowledge about world war and the vehicle that i have never heard thanks
@user_698
@user_698 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine playing World of tanks and then a Madlad in Tzar tank comes Charging towards you
@AROBASPARK
@AROBASPARK 3 жыл бұрын
This thing is right there with Hitler's Mausse Tank and Churchill's Ice aircraft Carrier on the "How high these leaders were when they signed up to these projects?".
@krisanludwiczak6377
@krisanludwiczak6377 3 жыл бұрын
*Hitlers Maus
@Kevinthelast
@Kevinthelast 3 жыл бұрын
The ice that was going to be used in the aircraft carrier is no ordinary ice, it's a ice that can deflect bullets!
@blitzkriegc1112
@blitzkriegc1112 3 жыл бұрын
It was supposed to be ratte but since it was never enter the prototype phase so maus is a good one
@krisanludwiczak6377
@krisanludwiczak6377 3 жыл бұрын
@@blitzkriegc1112 First, the P1000 Ratte was a completely different design and second:the maus DID enter prototype phase and two were built, which one of can be seen at the Kubinka tank museum in russia
@blitzkriegc1112
@blitzkriegc1112 3 жыл бұрын
@@krisanludwiczak6377 i know they make 2 of them
@Wintermute01001
@Wintermute01001 3 жыл бұрын
I think I saw some of those at the Battle of Geonosis
@moustachio05
@moustachio05 3 жыл бұрын
The hailfire tank droids are probably a bit inspired by tsar tanks but are still very different
@drakispain2213
@drakispain2213 3 жыл бұрын
Thank god i'm not the only one who thought that lmao.
@deltaomega2136
@deltaomega2136 Жыл бұрын
It seems like WW1 in general had a lot of throwing everything at the wall to see what stuck.
@imboredashell8675
@imboredashell8675 2 жыл бұрын
3:38 that would be such a cool toy to have as a kid , i absolutely get why the king would play with it
@onlyofficial
@onlyofficial 3 жыл бұрын
Throw a tree branch in the wheels😂
@eggbois6957
@eggbois6957 3 жыл бұрын
Chris J if it was actually created you could just throw a steel beam in there and it would probably break
@fortnightgaming1885
@fortnightgaming1885 3 жыл бұрын
@@eggbois6957 a couple just to be safe.
@spritepine5345
@spritepine5345 3 жыл бұрын
Probably gonna need an entire tree
@KommandantGSR
@KommandantGSR 3 жыл бұрын
when they build a weird wonky cycle tank but they still lost the war
@mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936
@mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh.
@CozmixYT
@CozmixYT 3 жыл бұрын
I've found another strange tank called the Antonov A-40. It's basically a fusion of a tank with some enlarged parts of a biplane attached. Maybe do a video about it sometime.
@LilLeanne4810
@LilLeanne4810 Жыл бұрын
I love that Nicolas played with the tank model
@immagoodguy9576
@immagoodguy9576 3 жыл бұрын
"A step ahead" More like a wheel ahead
@D_Rexo
@D_Rexo 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine the tank is not only able to climb obstacles, but also capable of doing wheelie
@michalkors3619
@michalkors3619 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much simple history I am your biggest fan any video that comes out I watch it right away
@KCKrumbcake
@KCKrumbcake 3 жыл бұрын
tsar nicolas playing with it like a toy is the cutest thing ive ever heard simple history ever say.
@GerbenDavid
@GerbenDavid 3 жыл бұрын
When I first saw it, a year ago, I thought WHAT IS THAT ?!
@specialistgreen
@specialistgreen 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently...a "bat"..?
@greeneyedwolfen9866
@greeneyedwolfen9866 3 жыл бұрын
A Russian bob sample. Before the bob sample even existed.
@thepeskyone
@thepeskyone 3 жыл бұрын
Mother Russia's finest
@GerbenDavid
@GerbenDavid 3 жыл бұрын
@@thepeskyone I like everything from Mother Russia 😍
@thecanadianguy1662
@thecanadianguy1662 3 жыл бұрын
it may be weird, but it dosen’t even come close to the mighty Bob Simple tank
@charlesmettson5303
@charlesmettson5303 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine this huge bicycle tank tower rolling up to the battlefield,with the kalinka music... And then getting a 1shot after 30 seconds. :D
@beremuts1171
@beremuts1171 3 жыл бұрын
"Heinz! Was ist das dahinter!" "Es sieht aus wie ein Fahrrad Klaus!"
@tundrarunner4951
@tundrarunner4951 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The Tsar tank was one of two inspirations for the well-known Hail-Fire Droid from Star Wars, the other being the Katyusha rocket artillery truck.
@Dogsplaza
@Dogsplaza 3 жыл бұрын
They say the Tsar is still waiting for that toy he invested in on his first Go Fund Me. He never heard back from them...
@shengwu9138
@shengwu9138 3 жыл бұрын
Teacher: *points at the Tsar Tank* What is this? Smart kid: The Ts... Me: Pizzacutter
@MasterQ18
@MasterQ18 3 жыл бұрын
Teacher: *A+*
@user-unos111
@user-unos111 Жыл бұрын
Suggestion: Weirdly designed military vehicles that were actually efective
@hiimryan2388
@hiimryan2388 3 жыл бұрын
"If he manage to put the tank in serial production he beleive russia will be a step ahead of their enemy" Well duh the wheel made more like 40 steps
@biohazard724
@biohazard724 3 жыл бұрын
You see Yuri when tank looks stupid enemy will laff too hard to shoot back
@M4_Sherman587
@M4_Sherman587 3 жыл бұрын
“Laff” lol
@MIMthegreat
@MIMthegreat 3 жыл бұрын
For some reason, I read that with a russian accent.
@biohazard724
@biohazard724 3 жыл бұрын
@@MIMthegreat that was indeed my goal
@blaize1745
@blaize1745 3 жыл бұрын
pls make more strange tanks this is so interesting!
@IH8Usernam3s
@IH8Usernam3s 3 жыл бұрын
I miss this voice actor. Keep this guy. Let him voice everything
@silverfang683
@silverfang683 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making a video on this tank! :D
@R3T1C3NTScarling
@R3T1C3NTScarling 3 жыл бұрын
I thought that said “the Strongest Tank ever?”
@ctrouble2309
@ctrouble2309 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing
@zacharyrollick6169
@zacharyrollick6169 3 жыл бұрын
@Alec Brucker Look what we have here, a Semple Simp.
@raynornayaka4115
@raynornayaka4115 3 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyrollick6169 not only a simp. A dummy
@blackman5867
@blackman5867 3 жыл бұрын
*Shoots its wheel with a tank destroyer "What did you just said ?"
@florpdrop9473
@florpdrop9473 3 жыл бұрын
@@raynornayaka4115 it was a joke.
@oliversherman2414
@oliversherman2414 2 жыл бұрын
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
@A-Broken-Greatsword
@A-Broken-Greatsword 2 жыл бұрын
Engineer: So what type of tank do you want? Nikolai: *You see that bicycle over there?*
@oversnow116
@oversnow116 3 жыл бұрын
"The Tsar Tank" Me: Is that an artillery?
@allenpradhan2063
@allenpradhan2063 3 жыл бұрын
MAN the Russians do really know how to make tanks 😂😂
@chickensheet6582
@chickensheet6582 3 жыл бұрын
T-34, SU-7, T90, T-14 Armata and thats not even all the Russians had great tanks
@chickensheet6582
@chickensheet6582 3 жыл бұрын
@mohammedpilote669 haddad 3 of them are but don’t act like there is a sea of difference
@chickensheet6582
@chickensheet6582 3 жыл бұрын
@mohammedpilote669 haddad I dare to bet that the same applies for the Russian Empire which had controle of the same nations the USSR controlled so there is little difference there to
@skis9263
@skis9263 3 жыл бұрын
@mohammedpilote669 haddad Russia and Soviet union same country Russia the main Republic of the Soviet union Soviet union created by the Russian Empire Russia has always been the Soviet union
@skis9263
@skis9263 3 жыл бұрын
@mohammedpilote669 haddad Russian federation is just smaller because they lost a lot of land
@shaider1982
@shaider1982 3 жыл бұрын
I hope the Tank Museum at Bovington considers replica of the toy Tsar tank as merch.👍
@squeezywheelz
@squeezywheelz 3 жыл бұрын
I was confused because I thought the title said “The Strongest Tank Ever?” Lol
@IkeFanBoy64
@IkeFanBoy64 3 жыл бұрын
The two things that come to mind when I see the Tsar tank 1: "Nonne Bosschen Wood" level in Toy Soldiers 2: Why wasn't this a behemoth in BF1? Would've been an awesome behemoth for Galicia and/or Volga River
@usadroopymeat1099
@usadroopymeat1099 6 ай бұрын
1 I have toy soldiers that has THE TSAR TANK And 2 it should’ve been in BF1 in the first place because everyone would be like what abomination is this thing
@IkeFanBoy64
@IkeFanBoy64 6 ай бұрын
@@usadroopymeat1099 Except, we just got another armored train
@usadroopymeat1099
@usadroopymeat1099 6 ай бұрын
@@IkeFanBoy64 yep they just botched that opportunity imagine everybody’s reaction to it they are are what abomination is this thing
@luisemoralesfalcon4716
@luisemoralesfalcon4716 3 жыл бұрын
Had to be Russia who developed this tank.
@iwantsexseemyvideo654
@iwantsexseemyvideo654 3 жыл бұрын
თუმცა
@fearanarchy
@fearanarchy 3 жыл бұрын
Well Polish jokes don't apply as well in WWI
@spottiercamp8183
@spottiercamp8183 2 жыл бұрын
Knowing that tsar Nicholas played with it like a toy makes me happy
@animeXcaso
@animeXcaso 10 ай бұрын
Weeeeee!
@Space.searxh14
@Space.searxh14 2 жыл бұрын
me: sees this on the battlefield also me: *shoots out the spokes*
@efgccc9933
@efgccc9933 3 жыл бұрын
Legends say that the tank projekt also was sponored by World of Tanks.
@itaybron
@itaybron 3 жыл бұрын
6:45 "Big wheels keep on turning" -lynyrd skynyrd
@bombsawaylemay770
@bombsawaylemay770 3 жыл бұрын
Proud Mary keeps on burning
@Zipotricks
@Zipotricks 2 жыл бұрын
Just imagine wittnessing this thing in real life. I wish they wouldve preserved the prototype.
@brennanthompson6991
@brennanthompson6991 3 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know what the background music is called?
@aptguard7989
@aptguard7989 3 жыл бұрын
3:40 shows how wholesome the Tsar was but just lacked the ability to help his people
@Zorro9129
@Zorro9129 3 жыл бұрын
Sadly he was. It didn't help that he was naive too.
@thunderbird1921
@thunderbird1921 3 жыл бұрын
Russia so badly needed a constitutional monarchy with a parliament system, TBH even today they do.
@jarskil8862
@jarskil8862 3 жыл бұрын
Then he got replaced by guy who made unhappiness go to zero by killing unhappy people :D
@Brandazzo22
@Brandazzo22 3 жыл бұрын
I had to look at a picture of the real thing and damn , it is really HUGE!
@swapertxking
@swapertxking 2 жыл бұрын
there's an alternate history where the tsar tank succeeded (somehow), and made a unique affair of tank designs going forward; although i think the tank design we have now are the ultimate decided shape.
@LandkreuzerPRatte-on8zs
@LandkreuzerPRatte-on8zs 3 жыл бұрын
3:39 I think this is actually kinda wholesome
@bunnothebunny3286
@bunnothebunny3286 3 жыл бұрын
1:06 the start of the video
@hiimryan2388
@hiimryan2388 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you kind bunny
@SAVAGE-oe3fg
@SAVAGE-oe3fg 3 жыл бұрын
Please make a video about South Africa during ww1,ww2,cold war and the boer wars we are often forgotten
@cristianvandenbosse8989
@cristianvandenbosse8989 3 жыл бұрын
Just like the Dutch
@SAVAGE-oe3fg
@SAVAGE-oe3fg 3 жыл бұрын
@@cristianvandenbosse8989 are you dutch
@Tokito935
@Tokito935 3 жыл бұрын
Just like every other european colony*
@SAVAGE-oe3fg
@SAVAGE-oe3fg 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tokito935 hip especially the boers they were legends
@andrewstrongman305
@andrewstrongman305 3 жыл бұрын
The "Czar tank" was one of the most impractical concepts ever designed. A-T mines and artillery and even 20mm rounds would rip it to bits before it could engage.
@SuperMaanas
@SuperMaanas 3 жыл бұрын
What is the song at the beginning when they’re charging across the ground?
@skuller5553
@skuller5553 3 жыл бұрын
Just leaving a comment here because I wanna know it as well.
@skuller5553
@skuller5553 3 жыл бұрын
Found it: "From Russia with love"
@goliath1179
@goliath1179 3 жыл бұрын
The Tsar tank is silly, but they gave respect to the Czar name by naming it after the most powerful nuke in existence. 50 megatons of death.
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