Fuck yeah!

What if... Batman Unchained had Scarecrow and Poison Ivy?

Can you talk about the old Jackson 5 cartoon? Or maybe even do an episode talking about celebrities who got their own cartoon? I think even Chuck Norris had one.

F yeah sparkle sparkle sparkle ✨

The "Twilight saga" have it's ups & downs of girls choosing to be on team Edward or team Jacob

Hey I don’t blame em lol

Can't say I blame 'em! The movies were garbage! Bella's a whiny little brat! And kristen can't act

I don't blame them either, no one should sit through that Twilight shit!

That's probably the most heartwarming moment in the series. They hated the movie they were in, but still spent time together afterwards

I don't blame them

Nah I got a better Idea it's an unwanted love story between an average Oc who is perfect in everyway, her furry lover and the sparkling emo boy

Ouch

So true. Bella is one of the worst characters in all of fiction. Can’t believe girls grew up liking her

Lmfao

Don’t forget the werewolf

I think everyone else did as well

@@tristanhartup4936 Or at least they definitely _want_ to forget.

That's cannon? I mean, that's real? Hahahahaha I need to search for that tweet thread.

I don’t blame her. I forgot she was in these too 😂

My wife alleges to this day that these movies are amazing and she loves them. And every time she begs me to watch them with her I have to remind her that I will be laughing nonstop from beginning to end.

@@carterb92 How about both, both are good.

Staged is brilliant!

He really is a treasure

He's the only one I stuck around for

Michael Sheen is up there with Tim Curry and Bruce Campbell, where they can be in the shittest piece of cinematic art, yet can always come out on the other side being the only piece of gold in a stank of a turd. They are like a holy Trinity.

Not sure about Stewart

@@darthcinema4262 She did receive a rapturous amount of praise for her role as Princess Diana in Spencer, to the point where she was nominated for Best Actress at various awards shows.

@@darthcinema4262 she's given some solid performances since this series ended. There was a movie called underwater ( Or something like that) that I thought she was better in than the material called for.

@@SteinarrBattlefist Yeah I wasn't a fan of that one or Charlie's Angels 2019

@@SteinarrBattlefist Oh, that movie is so damn underrated, it's a crime. I was amazed that Stewart could perform that well.

Hey a paychecks a paycheck at the end of the day

That was partly because Kristen was constantly being yelled at for showing emotion or reacting. He figured if the lead wasn't allowed to act, how the hell could he possibly act next to that? I think at that moment no one took it seriously.

X to doubt

@@littlekong7685 wtf? Why did they yell at Stewart for being expressive?

that’s why he chuckled when he heard “renesmee”? 😂 (i don’t have a clue how it spells)

Didn’t Jacob _push_ her in a _shopping cart_ in the book?

@@rogue7723doubt Taylor’s arms woulda been any less sore from shooting if that was the case

The movie simply exposed the hollowness of it all.

Daaaaammnn...

@@sdsign4229exactly the books are just Bella fawning over how beautiful Edward is and wanting to be a vampire so she can be beautiful too

Count yourself lucky

Oh No! Really?!!

@@monikathesavagebear9149 yeah... 50 shades of grey started as a Twilight fan fic.

@@goonerOZZ That's disgusting!!

Don't remind me

@@monikathesavagebear9149 Yep. Twilight's author even encouraged 50 Shades' author to publish it

Ah, yes. Good ol' Bessie.

Better than two names smashed together, Bella.

She seemed more pissed off about that than the imprinting

Right!?! Like ... no Bella, the loch ness monster didn't even cross our minds. We're just working with the shitty name you gave her.

"And that was when I realized that my daughter was actually a twenty foot crustacian from the Jurassic period."

As someone who hasn't seen the movies(only the first one) I'll give a compliment to the pregnancy and birth scenes from what I seen in clips: they're freaking well done! I'm astonished that the make up job and effects are so good for a turd like this!💩

That childbirth scene only makes me think of a quote from Roger Ebert’s review: “The most bloodcurdling scene of live childbirth I’ve seen in a PG-13 movie.” For someone who spent the majority of his life as the world’s most renowned film critic, that is weirdly impressive, especially considering this was in the last year of his life/career

TBH, I had no idea what imprinted meant as a kid, even now, I still didn't...until I asked my dad, and he said, "He practically marked her and is destined to be her soulmate." To which made me think...that's a fucking baby...

A better question would be why Stephanie Meyer wrote down that Jacob falls in love with a baby "No, you misunderstand; he falls in love with the 18-year old vision of-" STOP. Just shut up

Love the way we got it twice 😂

@@mollymcbride2481 Once sure ain't enough.

IKR!!

Timestamp?

​@@amarikristopher8409 8:50

I know that vampire! 🤣

Been rewatching that vampire lately. One of my favorite quotes of his, the first probably being “out for a walk…bitch”

i feel like you've never been a 17 year old girl... "she got married as a teen!" --eewww trashy wtf... "she is invincible" - cooool :D

Yay, Spike!

I think the first movie describes the similarities between the two words Love and Lust to a degree that makes me uncomfortable. If they made the story based on the idea that Vampires have a difficult time grasping the difference between those two concepts than that would have made for a better film. But what we got was a protagonist that just goes along with it because she thinks love and lust are synonyms, yeah what a fucken disaster. Give that bitch a dicktionary...

Georgie Henley did the same thing on the set of The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe.

I feel like some of the cast members after realizing the money would be donated would be full on Jay and Silent Bob

So at least one good thing came out of these movies, I guess.

HOW MUCH MONEY DID THE JAR RAISE?! Even if you don’t know, that’s actually pretty wholesome. 🥲

Chris Columbus did something similar on the set of the first Home Alone to protect Macualay Culkin. Allegedly, Joe Pesci single-handedly filled up the entire jar in one day.

I still get sickness in my stomach whenever I remember that fact, thanks.

Because Edward at least looks young enough for their relationship to work on a surface-level. With Jacob and the baby, it's fundamentally creepy.

@@AluminumFusion22it don’t matter what Edward looks like that doesn’t make it better stop making excuses for pedophilia cuz that’s what you’re doing

​@@user-qg3nj1sv8j Quill, but yes, those flavor of shenanigans were already present.

I'm not sure but i think that just makes this even worse and even more creepy

@@shinrailp1416I could be wrong, but that's the closest to sense I can make out of this. I also think Rowling admitting that she wished she had put Harry and Hermione together was to placate those shippers.

That's really romantic hahahahahag

Actually the thing is even dumber… Meyer actually wrote the books out of order. Immediately after writing Twilight, which was her wish fulfillment fantasy from a dream she had, she wrote Forever Dawn. Forever Dawn had Jacob, the werewolves, and the Volturi, but they weren’t thought of as more than tools. I mean they already were tools, but Meyer didn’t think about them as a more than a love interest/babysitter for her wish fulfillment child, allies to protect the wish fulfillment child, and villains who would harm her, her preferred family, and her wish fulfillment child. Jacob in Forever Dawn is based on Jacob from Twilight, a guy who liked Bella but was never part of the love triangle, but was helpful enough to her that her daughter should get a supernatural boyfriend too. Forever Dawn would become parts 1 and 3 of Breaking Dawn with only a few mentions/references to the previously established characters and lore, but otherwise unchanged. Part 2 of the Breaking Dawn book was actually the last part of the series that she wrote. Honestly, I recommend you read Das Mervin’s review of the books. She goes through them chapter by chapter analyzing the the four books and what they did wrong and why they’re much worse than just sparkling vampires. There’s also a much worse version of the Renesmee/Jacob pairing. Meyer gave a crap reason in an attempt to make that pairing less creepy by saying that Renesmee was born with adult intelligence. It’s still shit, but there’s a werewolf who imprints on an actual human toddler. I specify human toddler because unlike Renesmee, a human toddler wasn’t born with “adult intelligence!” She is more likely being groomed by said werewolf and doesn’t have the false safety net of a bunch of vampires in her family wanting to protect her. Or the “adult intelligence” to give the false idea of “knowing and consenting”.

@@brentparker7359 f*** JK also I never understood that I thought Ron and Hermione worked the constant bickering felt less like actual argument half the time and more just like a lover's quarrel

"at least it didn't fade to black mid sen........"

Stewie: Well, at least it wasn’t like The Sopranos where they just cut off mid sent-

Well at least it didn’t end like The Sopranos where it cut to black in mid sen-

oh gawd that is SICK. Poor Rob :(

Seriously?

He didn’t mean like twilight and playing Edward

They weren't fans, then. They were fanatics.

And I thought the rick and morty fanbase was a total crap shoot.

Too bad it was biology class.

The Harry Potter books/movies, even despite their flaws, are way higher quality writing than Twilight. Like literally leaps and bounds better

@@shadowofdread7018 also Harry Potter fanfic didn't spawn the 50 shades series so I'm good with it

@@noahberg101 The only notable fanfiction Harry Potter spawned was My Immortal, which is a so-terrible-it’s-great piece of work. Internet Historian did a dramatic reading of it and it’s hilarious

@@shadowofdread7018 omg I have to watch that. Wasn't it the longest peice of fanfic before something beat it?

@@noahberg101 I have no clue tbh but I know that it’s such a huge mystery as to who the writer is because it was never finished

Every time I hear that line, I always imagine when they were filming that moment, at the end of the take Kristen Stewart bursting into laughter like "What the hell did I just say?!"

@@tristanhartup4936 It's not what she said, it's how she said it. That line delivery was entertainingly wooden.

No the best line is "you better hold on tight spider monkey"

I never understood how she acted like that was the worst part of the situation. You know, after falling for a baby

NESSSEEEEHHHHHHHH

That scene was one of the strangest experiences I had in a movie theater you cud tell who red the 📖 by leasening the ghasping noices. In the books the valuturi, (those Italian vampire cultists) just where sufficiently intimidated and turn tail. That fight wasn't in the books, so imaging our surprise when characters start dropping like flies out of nowhere. I had no Idea what tha hell was going one I look at my friends who allso read it and where just as confused as I was, the look on our faces worth the ticket price alone😂 And yes it was a vision and may be disapointing for movie onlly but we got an action sceen that wasn't supposed to happen that allso makes sence to that world and didn't change the ending. The writers did the best they cud with what was given I applaud that.

@@Ballard258 yeah, the only good part in the movies is not in the books, my pet theory is, the ending was like, "Okay you poor boyfriends we made you sit through 5 shitty movies, here is something for you as a reward."

@@wolfwing1 beside me I only know a cupple of dudes who read those books, we got something out of it, but it wasn't laid.

It's common thing when talking this franchise, all of the supporting characters were far more interesting than the leads

She pulled a Shepherd

Even Robert Pattinson hates the movie

Still is

Still is, people are still saying "better love story than Twilight" to this day.

@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 I was disappointed he never sparkled once in The Batman.

It SO still is.

Beautiful and accurate description. 😂

Mormonism, it can really do things to some people, I'm an Ex-Mormon myself, so I speak from experience.

The real Quileute trive would also like a word.

@@tristanhartup4936 not just that, but a Mormon from the church of Latter Day Saints. Yeah, it’s that bad.

Oh, Meyer's is a crazy person. It seems to be a family trait. I went to school with her neice and nephew. The neice idolized her so much that she dressed up as female characters from the book. Meyer herself was a published religious author. When the religious leaders saw the fourth book and how disturbing the content was, they pulled it from the shelves of related stores. Stephanie got so mad that she claimed she received the books as visions from God, and to pull the books from shelves was akin to blasphemy.

I take it you go by Ed or Eddie now.

@@l.tc.5032 Oh I went by Ed back then, but my friend insisted on calling me Edward when we'd go.

Don't worry, pal, you can always be Edward Scissorhands for me.

It's funny because I was friends with an Eduard and Jacob back when these movies where out and I used to always make fun of them for this.

I guess Fullmetal Alchemist(phenomenal show BTW. Especially the remake) wasn’t as popular as I thought (the main character in that was called Edward as well)!

That has to be the dullest bit of trivia. Hour 3 of the extended directors commentary? Paha

@@mandowarrior123 I know right. All I could think of was... neat.

Actually, that is pretty neat. It shows a certain amount of effort and attention to detail that, quite frankly, you usually can't attribute to this franchise.

@@mandowarrior123 I disagree but okay.

"Your mother, she's more like...a pet to me." Edward to Nessie.

Sounds like how Rose Quartz talks to Greg

Charlie’s the only decent character! 😂

@@mollymcbride2481 Team Mustache Dad 4 Life

The scene where Charlie sees Bella after she's turned into a vampire is probably the only genuinely emotional scene in the series. Billy Burke's acting, especially when he hugs her, is superb.

@@vulcanhumor indeed, like frankly if you watch the first Twilight Movie from Charlies Perspective you'd actually have a pretty fun Gothic mystery film.

Just gimme a whole movie about Charlie, a sheriff of a small town just trying to make ends meet and fix his relationship with his daughter whilst she gets a weird boyfriend he doesn’t trust is way more interesting

If I’d been a Twilight fan, I’d be pissed I wasted so much time for that to be the climax

Well, he had five movies to watch.

I feel sorry for him 😂 that would’ve been torture

@@KeybladeMasterAndy that's nothing he's going to have to get to the MCU one of these days.

@@l.tc.5032 He's already way ahead on that one.

@@jp3813 any proof?

Who was the first choice, because they dodged a bullet.

Also he was originally auditioning for edward and they had actually good chemistry with Kristen. But he was too old for 17 old Kristen xD

Weirdly enough with the slicked back blonde hair, he looks more like Dr. Wesker than the actual Dr. Wesker in the Resident Evil movies.

I never blamed any of the actors in these movies, I always blamed the writing

Nah Bella was terrible because Kristin the lip biting and exhaling and wannabe awkward mannerisms didn’t translate well at all the actin got a lot of free range in the characterizations from what I heard so it’s not all directors and writers

I mean, to be fair, a lot of bella's personality is based on stephenie meyer (as she herself said) and bella viewed herself as a mediocrity, which explains why kristen portrayed her in a bland way

@@yelhsanosnhoj6602 She was literally yelled at when showed too much emotions on set, they wanted to bite her lip all the time and act like an emotionless piece of wood. That’s not her fault. I’ve seen her in other stuff, she’s a pretty descent actress.

Honestly, I was about the same. I heard about it from the other gals in my class and how much they loved it. I was a HUGE fan but I remember not liking it, which is kinda weird XD Looking back, I may have just peer pressured myself into liking it to fit in with pop culture

Except Justin Bieber.

yup it was everyones favorite target.

And then The Hunger Games took it from there.

One of the many things I was confused about in New Moon is Jacob cutting his hair off even though it’s established he and his family are Native Americans. Thought they don’t cut their hair.

That's the only reason I would watch the movies.

Yep, cuddly is much better than sparkly. (Shiny is still great though, like a more intense sparkly.)

Luckily, musical scores tend to be pretty immune to the terribleness of scripts or performing. Sometimes make up for it.

Unfortunately, "You can't save a bad movie with a good score." as Ennio Morricone once said.

And the OST which had like every big emo/alt rock band on it and is still pretty good to this day if you're into those genres.

It's almost as if a sizable chunk of the films' budget went to the soundtrack.

Uh…Star Wars prequel trilogy much?

So, she's addicted to hallucinations... interesting...

@@rayzorduality2396 Oh you could do a whole dissertation on Bella's mental state if you wanted to.

@@rayzorduality2396 And Bella's blood is Edward's "personal brand of heroine."

If your ever bored go watch cinema therapy Twilight and skip to the part where the film guy explains to the therapist that these vampires can't Astral project

Bella has absolutly no personality. She thinks she's nothing without Edward because i think she believe he is the only interesting person at the school? Or wtf is it? She even HAS friend she chooses not to socialize with and why? I get you are depressed after a breakup.. But really now? All the people around her cares but SHE dosen't. She ooooonly cares about Edward and why? Wtf are SO great about him? He lies, gaslights, and hurts her...but "eye candy" right?

We all go through great growth and become better versions of ourselves.

the facetious veneer of pretending to like something ironically in place of evolving as a person is in fact very unironic for these times. I unironically think you were a cooler person as a teen when you just did what you genuinely enjoyed.

Same lmao. I still like them… but for the wrong reasons now lol

@@darkdemigod you know the movie The Room exists, right? And how popular it is? Now, how many people do you think like that movie UNironically, hm?

My character arc was being annoyed by the hate to understanding the hate

Especially after he says that action packed finale was all a dream.

@@MovieFan1912 Actually a vision. But it doesn't make it any better.

I still remember the mental breakdown he suffered from Part 1! Man, was that entertaining to watch.

Doug's? Wasn't it Rob's? It was HILARIOUS.

what rant-?

My dad drove school bus and came home one day "please tell me you're not into sparkly vampires! Please tell me nobody wrote something that stupid!" His only solace was that I was a vampire purist😅

They were. Nostalgia Critics first episodes were around the same time.

@@dreamlandnightmare Nostalgia Critic began 1 year earlier. Nostalgia Critic 1.0 ended at about the same time as the Twilight Saga. (When Doug tried to retire NC.)

That *is* how nostalgia and the human perception of time work, yes.

@@haljordan777 That is true, I'm surprised Doug didn't make that connection 🤔.

Would've been better if he had just reviewed all the Twilight movies individually rather than just rushing through all of them so he can get back to reviewing children's movies.

we could do some sort of Kickstarter and drag Doug through it. I want to see those outtakes

That scene where he drops the water onto the floor and it gets on everyone's shoes is more comedic than it has any right to be

That laugh and the Voldemort "Harry Potter is Dead! Yeh-heh-heh!" laugh from the Deathly Hallows 2 movie coloured the beginning of the 2010s.

@@JarethTheGoblinKingForever I would have gone with the 'Most Awkward Hug In History" as the moment from Deathly Hallows but yeah.

@@JarethTheGoblinKingForever Deathly Hallows, Part 2 came out the year before; you'd almost swear this was a deliberate attempt to top it 😆

@@jbwarner8626 Maybe it was - "Voldemort's weird laugh and awkward Malfoy hug? We can top that! Get Michael Sheen in here and get him laughing right now!" 😆

@@nicholasholladay-elser7307 That hug scene was pretty awkward. "Mmm, well done, Draco! Well done!" while a dead kid just lays there nearby.

Holy shit! Lol!

That Chuckesmee doll is on display at the Forks Chamber of Commerce "Forever Twilight" display in Forks, Washington.

Good for him

Did you saw that post about Twilight being the reason Ellen deGeneres being canceled?

See this is what I love about Neil. The man sees genuine passion and love and just instantly thinks “I want that guy”. Another fun story-He was sick once and wound up reading a much lesser known webcomic online (Gunnerkrigg Court, for anyone interested) and gave it a shoutout because he loved it so much.

To be honest, Twilight is also the reason why we have Pattinson and Stewart, who over the years adapted and learned their craft and now they're quite accomplished actors. While they were already working actors at the time, this movie made them well known.

It also I don't hate these movies I genuinely don't care about them but that's two improvements they've did to my life

What the hell was that?!

@@cheneethompson5756 A Tale of Regrets.

But watching them in theaters was amazing!! The audiences reactions were hilarious and often times not what you would’ve expected

I was certain my sister would develop a crush on Edward and I'd have to suffer through that, instead she developed a crush on Marvel's Thor when we went to see his first movie. When I asked if she had a crush on him and she shyly said yes, I actually looked to the heavens and proclaimed, "OH, THANK GOD!", since she had better taste in fantasy men than Edward Cullen.

I've heard people make the argument that it wasn't meant to be a sexual or romantic imprinting, but more of a protective feeling. However, having Jacob ask Edward if he gets to call him 'dad' kind of blows that theory out of the water.

@@peytonmac1131 having Alice literally look into the future and see them hooking up doesn’t help

That's what happens with YA novels. Like how so many of us grew up with Harry Potter, then read J.K. Rowling's Twitter, and suddenly all the centrist neoliberal subtext came rising to the top of those books 😐

Way more than twice, she's 17 he's 104.

@@Vaquix000 "More than twice" does in fact mean any amount more than twice.

@@jbwarner8626 Harry Potter books are still good but those Robert Galbraith ones are just ugly

@@jacksonteller3973 Harry Potter is still good, sure, but its flaws are more readily apparent now. Like, the wizarding world is rife with backwards thinking, ignorance, and arrogance, but at the end of everything, none of its institutions have really changed - sure, they finally have a competent Minister of Magic, but they all still live in hiding, they still view Muggles as a quaint curiosity, and the divisive Hogwarts house system is still in place. It wasn't about making progress, it was about getting everything "back to normal", as if that'd do anything to prevent a monster like Voldemort from attaining power again. That attitude is, like, aggressively neoliberal to its core.

Thank you. This is the best thing I’ve seen all day. The image will be stored forever in my brain to pull out on a rainy day and heartily snort at.

Omg yes every girl screamed when Jacob shirt come off but when Edward I was ewwww put it back on lol

New moon was amazing fun in theaters 😂 good times

*sighed

you should see the live review he did about the last twilight. look it up

I'm surprised he didn't mention how he did a Twilight video in February almost 10 years ago. One if his first film editorials 😆 😆.

My Grandmother asked me what I thought about these books and mentioned that her book club was thinking about reading them. I sat there for about 10 seconds, stone-faced as Bea Arthur in the Golden Girls, before muttering something about The Hunger Games being a far superior YA literary entry for them to pursue. My unspoken reaction came straight from Bea Arthur-“Why do I feel like I just fell through the Looking Glass???”

Nobody has seen morbius, how do you even know he's in it.

@@mandowarrior123 “Daemon” was a vampire??

@@mandowarrior123 KZfaq what else

In the book he got it almost right away

This movie was made for 13 year old girls

The movie was amazing to watch in theaters because of how the entire audience reacted in unison, and not always how you thought that they would. The audible, collective psi, when Jacob took off his shirt and new moon, and the screams of horror, and discussed when Edward took off his shirt, and then put on the road and had a little bit of hair showing. Omg, we were awful while judging the shit going on in those movies. Sorry I gave you so much shit that you didn’t deserve, Robert Patterson. And sorry to all of the actors for blaming you all for the awful movies. It turns out that it was just a sucky book that y’all got sucked into making a movie of

When I was in 8th grade people in my choir class were geeking out over the trailer and announcement that it was coming. In 9th grade the movie came out and I checked out the first book at the library just to see what it was about only to see that I remembered people reading these books and a friend of mine telling me about how much she loved it and what it was about in middle school. Lol

I was volunteering at a haunted house playing a vampire when the second one came out. I quite enjoyed scaring the Twilight fans. You know, for girls who really wanted a vampire, they sure seemed scared when facing even a pretend one

@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Yep, I was literally 13 when the first movie came out. For 13 year olds and their mothers who are into barely-legal eye candy.

Can I please get this version somehow?!

Damn already sounds better than the snorefest we have now

If Robert Pattinson starred in a Last Action Hero-type movie that had a "Stallone Terminator" poster joke, this would be that poster (with Henry Cavill as Edward for good measure)

i'm not gonna say that it would be good but it would probably be just as memorable

Aw, that would have been so cool! Maybe? Probably better than the given films :(

Thanks for watching Hi Man!

@@ChannelAwesome ofc ofc , but the real question I have for you is “WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS !”

At least Robert made a huge comeback with movies like Batman and the Lighthouse

@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 I also recommend "The Lost City of Z". He's got a supporting role in it. Good movie if you've got a thing for historical movie and jungle settings.

And there were even a couple of movies like Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer's Vampires Suck and Craig Moss's Breaking Wind that attempted to parody Twilight. Film Brain even did a Bad Movie Beatdown review of the latter.

I watched one of the Breaking Dawn movies with the RiffTrax commentary and I was in tears laughing though the whole movie